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Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. Bluffy the Vampire Slayer your former title,

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Speaker 1: former title, Yeah, well, used to be able to bluff

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Speaker 1: me like Buffy did. Like you know, you once a

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Speaker 1: king of Bluff. Okay, it wants the Bishop of Bluff's Woods,

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Speaker 1: the Baron of Bluffs. Yeah, I was Bluffy the Vampire Slayer.

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Speaker 2: Credit to you, though, will like I appreciate you bringing

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Speaker 2: me down and sure, yes I used to be Bluffy.

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Speaker 2: You compliment me, No, no, I will because you're believe

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Speaker 2: it or not. Form has been extraordinary and off. Here

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Speaker 2: we start to break down how you are destroying me

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Speaker 2: at the moment. It's genius.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's genius.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna throw I've gotta be a genius to

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Speaker 2: beat me. Mate, got to be a genius to beat me.

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Speaker 2: I've taught myself up there, and.

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Speaker 1: It was like a backhanded return volley compliment to yourself.

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Speaker 2: You blindfolded today. When you blindfolded him, it almost increased

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Speaker 2: his superpowers. It's like you listen to the fact I

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Speaker 2: think I need to bring back your eyes.

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Speaker 1: I agree that you're going to have to get rid

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Speaker 1: of my ears.

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Speaker 2: Now, Oh that's no, we're thinking you.

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Speaker 1: Need someone else to read them out.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what we think, because you think my tail

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Speaker 2: is in my voice.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I'm just better than you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I need some help, and I'm going to

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Speaker 2: recruit some help. I'm going to get like a I

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Speaker 2: don't know, Ossie celeb who can come in and voice

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Speaker 2: believe it or not for me? Okay, and then hopefully

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Speaker 2: that'll finally have you all right. But yeah again, you'll

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Speaker 2: hear believe it on it today. You'll hear the genius

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Speaker 2: of this will.

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Speaker 1: But also one of the chats we had at the

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Speaker 1: start of the show. I'm not sure this will make

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Speaker 1: the start of the show. Chat will make the podcast

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Speaker 1: We've got poop pants in the studio, Probably not, so

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Speaker 1: I'll fill it in now. If you're a man and

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Speaker 1: you wi with one hand occasionally.

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Speaker 2: Because you're in an apple for example, for.

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Speaker 1: Example, use your your fingers to pull your drawers away

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Speaker 1: from your genitalia. If you're wearing a waist banded short

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Speaker 1: get like I am today, you use the back of

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Speaker 1: your fingers to push it away. The reason I say

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Speaker 1: is because your waistband goes up, you know, props everything

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Speaker 1: up and as a result, you get a blockage in flow.

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Speaker 1: And since I've known you, when you put it back in,

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Speaker 1: you you we everywhere and you always walk out of it.

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Speaker 1: One time's at it. One time out of two you'll

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Speaker 1: walk out.

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Speaker 2: I'll give me three. One out of three, I won't.

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Speaker 1: I simply won't. Can you lie to me? A lot

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Speaker 1: of the time you're absolutely swimming in there?

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Speaker 2: Third of them would be a very stocks are.

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Speaker 1: A genuine swimming pool. And you walk back in and

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Speaker 1: you're like, oh, jeseus put it back into early. That's

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Speaker 1: not true at all. It didn't put it back into early.

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Speaker 1: It's just because you your waistband was cutting off your fly.

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Speaker 2: You've kicked the hose.

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Speaker 1: That's a great expression of you. You kick the hose

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Speaker 1: with your waist.

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Speaker 2: I really don't want to get crass here. But if

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Speaker 2: I'm going with one hand and I need to get

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Speaker 2: it out, I put the whole thing out. So I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: like the two edge as well, Yes, I know. So

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Speaker 2: what am I kinking?

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Speaker 1: Because it's because your bladders in your stomach and you're

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Speaker 1: kinking the urethra which nestles in.

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Speaker 2: Behind you everyone, which which nestles in behind your meeting two, bitch,

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Speaker 2: don't get it out. I'll do.

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Speaker 1: It's a horrible offense, said close. I've got somebody who films.

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Speaker 2: Is the whole time I forgot story?

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Speaker 1: The serious breach if I forgot is a genuine seckable offense.

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Speaker 1: I just everybody while I get my dick out of

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Speaker 1: my pants? Are you joking?

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Speaker 2: I went to the corner.

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Speaker 1: You did to the corner in front of the turned

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Speaker 1: on a dime?

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Speaker 2: Was the camera there? Anyway? You forget these things? I

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Speaker 2: thought it was four mates having the chat. Anyway. We

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Speaker 2: also promised another chat about me sharing at parties. But

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Speaker 2: can we can we finish this?

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Speaker 1: That's the key hold the wassteband away.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've got the strength in those three bottoms.

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Speaker 1: Just do some exercises or something. You've got those bands

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Speaker 2: I'm working on my car legs.

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Speaker 4: I'm working on my got.

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Speaker 1: The bands for the legs. Use the bands for those

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Speaker 1: raddy fingers as well.

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Speaker 2: Now working on the legs, not working on the legs.

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Speaker 1: So that'd be good for those little festering fingers of yours.

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Speaker 2: Give him some strength, genuine bratworst my fat fingers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they've got nothing in the substance, porky.

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Speaker 2: I have problems texting because of my I smattered the keypad.

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Speaker 1: You noticed that I write sort of dilapidated, pudgy, I

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Speaker 2: Like wiry, beautiful hands.

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Speaker 1: Wiry about you.

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Speaker 2: My hands, my men and my dad are very proud

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Speaker 2: of we call them.

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Speaker 1: Haven't got any strength. You haven't got any any I'm

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Speaker 1: going to back of the finger strength. That's the key.

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Speaker 1: You're like a crocodile. You know, you can hold a

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Speaker 1: crocodile's jaws closed with a rubber band because the muscles

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Speaker 1: on the back of their head are so small. That's

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Speaker 1: your fingers. Yeah, okay, old crocodile neck over there.

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Speaker 2: Is that supposed to be offensive?

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Speaker 1: No, it's just that's just descriptive.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to have a fight with you. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to invent fight when we can back hand each other

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Speaker 2: and I'll beat you to a polp. Now all right,

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Speaker 2: joy Now.

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Speaker 1: We wanted to put mnded. We mighted. We're minaging to

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Speaker 1: film this so that people can chugging on the stories.

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Speaker 1: You might want to come in here with a phone though, left. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there She sort of sits there with her you know,

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Speaker 1: twelve cameras and whatnot. Hard to get her off her

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Speaker 1: chair these days. But she's in left if she comes,

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Speaker 1: what's that left or right? What do you want?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 2: I don't care that both of mine are as strong

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Speaker 2: as each other.

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Speaker 1: On what hand would I hold the All? Right, let's go.

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Speaker 2: You hold with your left.

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Speaker 1: Dexterous there you go?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: Fine, put it on you put your elbow on this.

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Speaker 2: This is unstable.

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Speaker 6: This is.

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Speaker 2: Ah ah gee, go try to like I'm not trying

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Speaker 2: what from it?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 8: What the rules?

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Speaker 9: What are you even trying to do?

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Speaker 2: What are we trying to do?

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Speaker 1: Just push the other one? Push Joe, Joe, come for

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Speaker 1: my for the full crew of my fingers. Sorry, this

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Speaker 2: Gets around social good stuff like this all the time.

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Speaker 2: What do you want for all the people at home?

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Speaker 10: There?

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Speaker 2: So you're putting their elbows on the desk. You're doing that, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm going, yes, take it back your finger strength.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. You're trying to push me down

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Speaker 2: to my arm. I'm trying to push you into your palm. Yes,

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Speaker 2: you've got to hand this also, do that?

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Speaker 1: What is happening? Okay? Ready? Said, don't want this, don't

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Speaker 1: want your elbow knock You are not Yeah, yeah, he

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Speaker 1: lifted his elbow.

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Speaker 2: You you were three inches off the desk three inches.

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Speaker 2: Go to the tape your death end blinds. He's forty

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Speaker 2: seven years old, Get.

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Speaker 1: Out of enjoy the podcast.

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Speaker 4: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: John Aikin, John, Yeah, the the psychologist on Maths, he

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Speaker 1: went ham on Olivia, who's just turning into be this

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Speaker 1: season's bag of trash? Oh, one of a bit. Well,

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Speaker 1: apparently she's a shocking person. Looks a bit like it

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Speaker 1: as well. Looks like she's got a pole very firmly

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Speaker 1: stuck up there. What is it?

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Speaker 2: What is it about her? The lipstick, the lips, the head.

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Speaker 2: It's an aggressive color, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: The RBF the whole thing, resting bitch face yep, yep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so John Aiken last night went absolutely ham on

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Speaker 1: a And this is just an example of why she

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Speaker 1: is such a piece of trash. She shared and told

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Speaker 1: everybody about the fact that dom full named Dominica had

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Speaker 1: an only fans. It has nothing to do with it,

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Speaker 1: John Aitken, who's the psyche he brings them all into

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Speaker 1: a room and you know, turns into the school principal

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Speaker 1: for a bit of a sechuan on Olivia. I have

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Speaker 1: a listen to this.

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Speaker 9: She's not saying that she has a problem with her

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Speaker 9: photo being in a public domain like that. The problem

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Speaker 9: she has is that behind her back, this group is

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Speaker 9: looking at the photo and then it was brought up

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Speaker 9: in a dinner party situation where she was ambushed by it,

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Speaker 9: and that is a very real issue.

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Speaker 1: That is a real issue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well said Johnny, and I really want to talk

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Speaker 2: about that a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Like if you find out something about about a person

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Speaker 1: that you're partner's dating. Do you do about a person

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Speaker 1: your partner's dating, Yes, about about a person that your

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Speaker 1: Do you share that info with the group? Do you

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Speaker 1: share it with the do you share it with your mate?

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Speaker 1: I mean depends how sourcey it is.

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Speaker 2: You might confide in one mate. You might go, hey,

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Speaker 2: I've just found out that. Let's go John O's new

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Speaker 2: partner is potentially I think she might be cheating.

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Speaker 1: For example, cheatings and cheating is a big one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, you might confide in the mate there

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Speaker 2: and go look, I think I know this. What do

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Speaker 2: you think I should do?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't publicly bring it up.

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Speaker 1: You have classically said on the fence again, mate, No,

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Speaker 1: on the fens.

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Speaker 11: I've got that's an opinion. Now you've got a bloody

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Speaker 11: good opinions. You got it was it wasn't it was

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Speaker 11: a safe opinion. I'd tell someone else what I do.

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Speaker 11: I wouldn't even think about joy. I would tell someone else.

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Speaker 11: I would fuck past to them and I go, what

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Speaker 11: do you think I should do it? And they could

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Speaker 11: figure it out?

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Speaker 2: So are you asking me if I share it with friends?

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Speaker 2: Are you asking me if I bring it up with them?

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Speaker 1: Bring it up with them?

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Speaker 2: It depends what they've done, if.

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Speaker 1: It's just another nice little fence sit up. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to go to the next bit of audio here, okay,

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Speaker 1: because this is the first time that we find out

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Speaker 1: about it. So Olivia leaks that Dom was on only fans.

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Speaker 1: This is the moment that everyone else starts finding out.

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Speaker 1: And then one of the guys, one of the guys

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Speaker 1: actually goes and tells Dom that they know.

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Speaker 5: Or a bloody dilemma, mate, lock, what to do?

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Speaker 1: Bloody?

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Speaker 5: They've been dating for five years?

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Speaker 1: So what do you what if it was Ali's? Uhl,

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Speaker 1: he's made unlikely Alex? So what are you going to do?

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Speaker 5: I looked at and I just said, yeah, some ice

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Speaker 5: And then run and then run for cover.

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Speaker 1: Well you're there there, mate, usually go watch you just

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Speaker 1: Jesus, you definitely do that though.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to be we're hot, bit, yeah, be pretty

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Speaker 1: Here's steakout as well. I love this.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, my best mate, she's been dating her current boyfriend

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Speaker 1: We don't really know what to say, Sally. How did

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Speaker 10: Because it was at a barbecue and they were quite

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Speaker 1: You're you going to tell him that the partners?

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Speaker 13: That he knows.

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Speaker 1: But that's illegal.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that, Sally, No, no, no, I don't

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Speaker 4: This is the Will and Woody podcast right now, we're

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Speaker 1: It's time for believe or not.

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Speaker 2: If this isn't any standard wake of wood He's believe

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Speaker 2: I just bring up random facts, effectively information. You have

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Speaker 1: It's on the ropes because your ego is you can't

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Speaker 2: There's no ego involved.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's very entertaining people. People are enjoying seeing you beaten well.

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Speaker 2: Other people were boring no one else because you just.

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Speaker 1: Can't beat me. You can't beat me, and you're frustrated

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Speaker 1: by it.

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Speaker 2: That is, that's my emotion.

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Speaker 1: You've got to tell, you have to tell.

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Speaker 2: And if you have missed any of believe it or not,

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Speaker 1: Who bleeds from his eye, that's not his Telly James Bond,

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Speaker 1: that's not tell. Well, no, he bluffs with it at

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Speaker 2: Mate, I don't try to bluff you. I don't try.

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Speaker 2: I don't play the mental games. I just play it

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Speaker 1: The game with the game's merits is you have to

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Speaker 2: No, incorrect, It's just smarts the facts that I come

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Speaker 2: The queen has been known to cover her toes in

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Speaker 1: I think that's true.

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Speaker 2: I loved making him look like a goose, but recently

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Speaker 2: the gooser has become the gooser.

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Speaker 1: He gets true.

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Speaker 2: Damn it is game. I've genuinely thought about giving out.

448
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,520
Speaker 1: I think that's true.

449
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 2: I'm done.

450
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 5: I'm done.

451
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,520
Speaker 2: Ahead, but thanks to millions of messages of support I've received, don'tline,

452
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 2: Believe it or Not is going.

453
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:09,200
Speaker 8: Nowhere, nowhere, anywhere.

454
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,400
Speaker 3: It's back.

455
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:12,440
Speaker 1: It's never ending.

456
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Speaker 14: Believe it or Not?

457
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,280
Speaker 1: Right up next?

458
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,479
Speaker 2: Witt a bit nuts there at the end. Now there

459
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 2: is going to be a handicap this week as well,

460
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 2: will so yours.

461
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,399
Speaker 1: You can handle the fact that you've handicapped me and

462
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,639
Speaker 1: you know that it won't be a proper one.

463
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,440
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that. I have no where ego, so

464
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 2: you are brought it right back. True, you're putting a

465
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Speaker 2: blindfold on so you can't look at me while I'm

466
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Speaker 2: doing the facts, because apparently I do have a tell.

467
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 2: And right up next we are doing a best of five. Yeah,

468
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,399
Speaker 2: that's right, I've called it. Our producer already gets furious

469
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,639
Speaker 2: when I do the best of five because we need

470
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Speaker 2: to keep it tight. But best of five celebrity tattoos.

471
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Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm effectively like if we were having a fight,

472
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Speaker 1: I would effectively have one hand on my back.

473
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,000
Speaker 2: Yes, you've been handicapped.

474
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,120
Speaker 1: Apparently I have a tell because I'm currently too good.

475
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you don't do one times you dominate. Let's

476
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:07,160
Speaker 2: go to a song up next, celebrity tattoos. All fake

477
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 2: would is believe it or not? To stay with it?

478
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 4: Back for more in just a bit the Will and

479
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Speaker 4: Woody Podcast.

480
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Speaker 1: It's time for Believe or Not.

481
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 2: He's got some weird facts and stories, some of.

482
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Speaker 13: Them real some.

483
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Speaker 2: Alright, do you guys know the drill? Now to update

484
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Speaker 2: everyone who just missed the bit before the song. Will

485
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 2: has been dominating Will well done over the last few months.

486
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Speaker 1: It's been good. It's been good.

487
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 2: I'm glad you've enjoyed.

488
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Speaker 1: You were getting too easy, though, So I think this

489
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Speaker 1: is I think this is a good thing to do.

490
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Speaker 2: And when Will says this, he is referring to the

491
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Speaker 2: fact that he is currently blindfolded in the studio because

492
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 2: apparently I have a tell when I'm lying, so I'm

493
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Speaker 2: no longer But is.

494
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Speaker 1: It an audible tell that?

495
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Speaker 2: Come on, mate?

496
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Speaker 5: Can we just do that?

497
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Speaker 1: Would really?

498
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Speaker 12: No?

499
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: One really set the cat amongst the pigeons out of

500
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Speaker 1: my head because you can't. You can't block my ears

501
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 1: on a radio.

502
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 3: I can't.

503
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: I got someone else to voice the bit anyway, that's

504
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 2: next week. That's next week if I have an audio

505
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 2: so I'll get Siri to voice the bit. No, okay,

506
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Speaker 2: So today we are doing celebrity tatteros. Pete Davidson's got

507
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 2: a few tattoos honoring Kim Kardashian, including a branding like

508
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Speaker 2: a like a burning of Kim on his chest. And

509
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Speaker 2: then my girl is a lawyer on the collarbone because

510
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 2: she's studying to be a lawyer just like you.

511
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Speaker 1: Willie no longer studying.

512
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're a lawyer anyway, So best of five

513
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Speaker 2: here I'm hoping to get tattoos.

514
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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go now, m hmm, okay, sorry, carry on, Ready.

515
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Speaker 8: Here we go.

516
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore with no warm up, no warm up. I

517
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: play you into form when I give you a warm up.

518
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: These are all legit, this best of all? Right, just asking, okay,

519
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: Drew Barrymore. Yes, Drew Barrymore has a picture of ET's

520
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: head on her left buttock. Wow, e t that little

521
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 2: alien guy left buttock? Yeah, tattoo?

522
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Speaker 12: Was he?

523
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Speaker 1: That was a That was the first movie she was in,

524
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Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore.

525
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Speaker 2: I don't know for sure, Et.

526
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Speaker 1: I think it was.

527
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Speaker 12: She was.

528
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Speaker 1: She was young, she was a kid, five years old. Drew.

529
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Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore has got many tats. I can't.

530
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Speaker 2: Left buttock will Yeah, I can't, don't.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine if she got many tats. That's all like,

532
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Speaker 1: why would you get a tattoo when your left? But

533
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 1: because you get like I've got tattoo on my butt

534
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: because I don't have many tats, do you know? So

535
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: if I didn't have many tats, you know, that's where

536
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 1: you put it because it's out of sight. But she

537
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Speaker 1: looks she feels like a bit of a tatty sort

538
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Speaker 1: of a goal.

539
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Speaker 2: It's real or not?

540
00:24:56,240 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's true. Yes, that's just logic, Baby,

541
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: that's just logic. Well the loghouse, I'm like a beaver

542
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: build my dam with loge.

543
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Speaker 2: Anyway, that was shocking one, Neil, Okay, next one. God

544
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 2: damn it, you're blondfolded.

545
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,400
Speaker 5: That was bad.

546
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 1: That was just that was just sheer logic.

547
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Speaker 5: It was over here.

548
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Speaker 6: I was just just to I refer to yourself as

549
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 6: one of the most like a surgeon. All right, it's

550
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 6: like a surgeon.

551
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 2: Okay, little Wayne? To wrap a little Wayne?

552
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah right in my wheelhouse?

553
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 2: Does he does? He have a tattoo on his leg

554
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 2: of like a miniature version of himself. So it's like

555
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 2: a tiny like.

556
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: A little little Wayne.

557
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 2: And it says under it, little Wayne.

558
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 12: Is that real?

559
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 2: Or if I just made that up? Just five? You're

560
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 2: one miller that you keep saying we're going to five.

561
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: I don't care how long this takes, Wayne, hurry up.

562
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Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's true. Yeah, made as if

563
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 1: little that says Lil Wayne. This is crap, believe it

564
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: or not. I mean it used to be good. You

565
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 1: used to be able to bluffy. You used to be Bluffy,

566
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: used to be Bluffy the vampire slayer. But you are

567
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: no longer. You've lost your powers, Buffy, Bluffy, You've lost

568
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: him to nail. That was garbage. Little Wayne does not

569
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Speaker 1: have another one another Little Wayne on his leg called

570
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Speaker 1: Lil Wayne. Just say it to yourself afterwards, maybe you know,

571
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: like look say cover right check You know that the

572
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: kids to in primary school they say it to themselves.

573
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 2: Does that sound quite under finishes before seven minutes, otherwise

574
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Speaker 2: we're going to get big trouble.

575
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: Great part about being now will blindfolded as they can't

576
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Speaker 1: see the producers wrapping me up.

577
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 2: Next one, Next one? Okay, does t pain?

578
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 5: Oh god?

579
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,320
Speaker 12: Yeah?

580
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: Tea paying the singer.

581
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: Little Wayne tea pain?

582
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

583
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 9: Yeah?

584
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 1: Okay.

585
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 2: Does he have a tattoo on his neck that says

586
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 2: this tea was a pain? Side of his neck says

587
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 2: this tea was a pain?

588
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that's true.

589
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 2: Damn it's three now?

590
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: That is that was money for jam.

591
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 12: Mate?

592
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: Well you have you might have to put some plugs

593
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 1: in my ears next week and sirih can read them

594
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: out because.

595
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 4: This train carries the willow Woody podcast will An Indian

596
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 4: gentleman by the name of Naveen is out with the

597
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 4: boys having a couple of beers.

598
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 2: This is in the on the Friday Just Gone. It's

599
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 2: with the beers, having a sorry with the boys having

600
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: a couple of beers, with having a couple of yea,

601
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 2: that's what I was going to say. Whoops. Anyway, he

602
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 2: gets home and on his sorry. On his way home,

603
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: he picks up a whole bunch of mutton. Mutton, He's

604
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 2: got a handkery sort of meat. Mutton islam Well he

605
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 2: had sheep. Oh yeah, lambs a young sheep.

606
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: Mutton is a sheep.

607
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. Okay, so Navine, this gentleman has

608
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 2: a real hankering for some sheep on a Friday night

609
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: after a couple of beers with the boys. So he

610
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 2: gets home and this is where he gets a bit

611
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 2: The behavior gets a bit piggish.

612
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: If you ask me talking sheep woods there he is.

613
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, he gets home and he starts demanding. He wakes

614
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 2: his wife up and he says, make me some mutton.

615
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: I want mutton. Not sure if those are his exact words,

616
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 2: but effectively, he's complaining about the fact that his wife.

617
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: He wants his wife to make mutton. She refuses, it's

618
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 2: late at night, you drunk, nevine go to bed, et cetera.

619
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Speaker 2: He's so pent up will that he picks up the

620
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Speaker 2: phone and he calls the police to complain about the

621
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Speaker 2: fact that his wife is not cooking him mutton. Now, well,

622
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: he didn't call once. He called six times. He called

623
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Speaker 2: the police six times to complain about the fact that

624
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: his wife did I don't want to cook him a

625
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 2: bit of mutton on a Friday night, right now.

626
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,600
Speaker 1: So NI called six times because they didn't pick up,

627
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: or like they picked up, and then he kept he

628
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: was I don't think you're getting it.

629
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 2: Really good question you want? I think they were picking up,

630
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 2: and they would have saying sir, this is an emergency

631
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: things to deal with, don't block the line, hang up

632
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 2: on him, and then he'd call back. And he did

633
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: this six times. Anyway, the next morning, the police rocked

634
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: up to his house, arrested him, and he was taken

635
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 2: to custody. That's illegal to call like that six times

636
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: the line exactly right. He has now been taken into custody.

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00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: May be called the gobs.

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00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 6: Now I reckon what's go out and by himself as

639
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 6: SI outrageously from nevene just six times?

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Speaker 2: Six times? Will I think? What's happened here? Is Leavine?

641
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 2: Navine forgot what he did? I reckon he woke up

642
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: Saturday morning and was like, I had a few beers

643
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: last night, I no recollection of anything naughty. Gets a

644
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 2: knock on the door. It's the police and they go,

645
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 2: you're coming with us because he tried to call us

646
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 2: six times, and Levine's gone, oh, it's all coming back

647
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 2: to me. It's all coming back to me. I've forgot that.

648
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 2: I call the police six nights now Australia. I've got

649
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 2: your right where I want you. I'm after something very specific.

650
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 1: Got to hope someone else is following along here. You

651
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: haven't got me anywhere.

652
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 2: I'm thirteen. I've got to explain to the Prestige on

653
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: thirteen one oh sixty five. Have you ever forgotten something

654
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 2: you've done and then the next day you have a

655
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: moment where it all comes back to you. Take it away, Selene.

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Speaker 2: That's the line I wanted. I just want a one

657
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 2: line there. But I think everyone wanted to hear Selene.

658
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: I mean, God, we played this, Selene, I'd love it.

659
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: I mean, do we play all coming back to me.

660
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: We'd get in trouble. So again, I'll give the people

661
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Speaker 2: what they want.

662
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: It is a hell of a How long does that

663
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Speaker 1: song go for?

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Speaker 2: You want to play the whole song?

665
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: Well, we're going to play a song here. Jeez, there's

666
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Speaker 1: not one person listening right now. That's like, let's not

667
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: play Celendi on How long is the song? Joe? It's

668
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: five and a half minutes. It's a long song. It's

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Speaker 1: a long song. Certainly in radio there's new TikTok you know,

670
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: ninety second numbers that we wheel out these days, probably

671
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Speaker 1: long so.

672
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Speaker 2: That we probably can't play Selene. What we can do, though,

673
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 2: is engaging in Woody's phone topic.

674
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Speaker 1: Sure so sure?

675
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Speaker 12: Have you ever.

676
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Speaker 2: After something very specific?

677
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 12: Right now?

678
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: On thirteen one oh six five? Have you forgotten you

679
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 2: did something, forgotten, an event occurred? Oh bless you, my

680
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 2: good friend. You've forgotten something happened, and then in the

681
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: future something happens and it all comes back to you.

682
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: None coming back.

683
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: So it happened to me on New Year's Day. Actually

684
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: this year I had this weird sort of dream. I

685
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: thought about having a week with a car, like it's

686
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: just having a week in a bathroom with a car

687
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: in it. And I was like, this is a weird

688
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 2: dream to you know, the car is in your bathroom

689
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 2: taking a wik Anyway, woke up the next day, walked

690
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 2: into a garage, my girlfriend's parents garage. Actually stepped into

691
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 2: a puddle and realized, oh yeah, I took away in

692
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: their garage.

693
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: It all came back to you.

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00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 2: Never to her about it. Actually, go mum, I've never

695
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: spoken to Michelle about it.

696
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's got a Laura on thirday and one.

697
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: I six ' five Laura, Laura, When did it all

698
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: come back to you?

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00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 5: Hello?

700
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: Hello Laura? When did it all come back to you?

701
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: Hi?

702
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 14: So I had an amazing time at the twenty first Thursday.

703
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 14: It was just waking up feeling pretty good, and checked

704
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Speaker 14: my phone with a text message containing a phone number

705
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 14: and a dry cleaning bill because in my drunken state,

706
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 14: I threw a glass of bread all over one of

707
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 14: the guests at the party because he referred to someone's

708
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 14: girlfriend as a side piece and that really upset me.

709
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: Wow, Hi, Sarah, he just threw your glass of red

710
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: all over him, and he sent you, He sent you

711
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: the dry cleaning. Why do you pay for the dry cleaning?

712
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 13: Screw?

713
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Speaker 2: Also, what a pig? So a photos govern is a

714
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: sign piece and they've given you a bill? What a dog?

715
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: Sounds like an awful person.

716
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 2: Anyway, let's go to Sammy here. Sammy, you've had a

717
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: moment where it all came back to you.

718
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 13: Hey, boys, So mine was a magical night out with

719
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Speaker 13: my friends, and I woke up the next morning with

720
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Speaker 13: a really big black iron bruises over my legs and

721
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 13: my bensive shirt and pants were ripped, And there was

722
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Speaker 13: about half an hour forty five minutes while I was

723
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 13: completely worried what I'd done. And after about forty five

724
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Speaker 13: minutes on the phones to my mates, he just sent

725
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Speaker 13: me a photo of a beverage. And then after a

726
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,880
Speaker 13: few seconds, I realized that I thought I would I

727
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 13: had hit someone really hard, or you know, had an altercation.

728
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 12: But I realized.

729
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 13: I realized that I was just dancing like an idiot

730
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 13: and proceeded to rip my shirts and pans, and I

731
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 13: then slipped on a bottle and fell into the corner

732
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 13: of the table and almost broke my socket because I

733
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 13: was two ambulances around. Two ambulances were called as well.

734
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 2: Probably better than tell people he just got into a fight.

735
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,879
Speaker 2: I recognized Ammy, I could delete the video.

736
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: He sleeps on a bottle and I sat onto a

737
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: table and bad.

738
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Speaker 9: God.

739
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 12: If you want minding, Chah, let's do this.

740
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: Let's just make that deal. Got the hottest ticks in radio,

741
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: in TV, in theater right now, Ed Sheering tickets six five.

742
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: Got to make us a hot deal. Though, that's the

743
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: way this works. We are very much doing this selfishly

744
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 1: for our own purposes. We are building up a treasure trove,

745
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: a cache of just elite stuff.

746
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 2: I see. I disagree with you. This isn't selfish. We're

747
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: robin Hood in it. We don't know how yet, but

748
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,839
Speaker 2: we're just going to get all the valuable stuff. Then

749
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 2: we'll figure out later what we'll do with. You know,

750
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: everyone will be involved.

751
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: So Robinhood implies that we give it to someone.

752
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not gonna do that's a bit boring. But

753
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: we'll do something cool with all these cool things that

754
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 2: we get it. Promise. Anyway, I's going to Kylie here, Kylie,

755
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: what do you want to offer us?

756
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 1: So far?

757
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 2: By the way. This last week we got a Tiffany's bracelet,

758
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: three quarter tank of petrol and a vesper.

759
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 3: What do you want to offer us, Hi, guys, I

760
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 3: would like to offer you maybe some justin Bieber tickets

761
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 3: as the train off?

762
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: When's the be? When's the be playing here? When's he

763
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: playing Melbourne in?

764
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 3: I believe it's November?

765
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: So you're subbing out the bee for the shear Dog?

766
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 3: Oh here I am, it's.

767
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 2: It's unders yeah, Shearon, Shearon broke to a records?

768
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,000
Speaker 1: Is the hard you've seen Biba in concert?

769
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 9: Though?

770
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 2: Very disappointing?

771
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: Is he really?

772
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean he's very talented. He's very talented and

773
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: I love I mean I was there, mate, I was

774
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: in his gig. I got I got the merch, I

775
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 2: got the singler says believe on it. Yeah, he was

776
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: just a bit He's a bit off that.

777
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,960
Speaker 1: Night's just stop talking about it.

778
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 12: Hey.

779
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: I think he also might be with Frontier anyway? What

780
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,240
Speaker 1: have you got to offer us for the year and tickets?

781
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 3: I can offer you a saxophone, the sharing ticket, a saxophone.

782
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 13: A saxophone, yes, genuine saxophone.

783
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 2: Can you give it a blow right now?

784
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 14: Hey?

785
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,959
Speaker 13: I'm in the cars are currently not show to work.

786
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 8: Heath.

787
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Speaker 13: It is in very good working condition, just needs a

788
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 13: bit of a polish.

789
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: Probably what you buy it for?

790
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 12: Eleven hundred?

791
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: Jeez?

792
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:09,479
Speaker 2: Wow?

793
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 1: How old is it? Heath?

794
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 12: Probably about twelve years old since I.

795
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Speaker 3: Had in high school?

796
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,479
Speaker 2: What's the what's the best gig you've done with it? Heth?

797
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 5: Supposedly my end of year awards night.

798
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: Right, Sarah? Sarah best you can offer us for this year?

799
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 1: And tickets makes a.

800
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 13: Deal, I reckon.

801
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 12: I will give up all my canceled flight credits just.

802
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: To go to it and give away your flight credits. Yeah,

803
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: like your points.

804
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 12: Well, I've had like two three cancel flights within the

805
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 12: time of Clever.

806
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got about.

807
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 12: Twelve hundred the opening and I'll definitely give that up.

808
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: You have twelve hundred dollars worth of flights to give

809
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: us yeparing tickets.

810
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: Sorry, just from a legal standpoint, I don't know, per

811
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 2: pen so Ep poop pants. Can she transfer flight credits

812
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 2: to us?

813
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: Is that?

814
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 7: Yeah?

815
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 9: I think?

816
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, because that could be interesting.

817
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 12: Because your life lights.

818
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: Flights twelve hundred bucks in flights to New Zealand.

819
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: It could be a bit of fun.

820
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 1: Pretty good, Liz. That's the sort of offerer after Liz,

821
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: what do you want to offer us for the.

822
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 8: Eduar you, guys, mine's a bit different to what you've

823
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 8: been offered. But I'm going to offer you a year's

824
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 8: worth of cooking, cleaning, and ironing, a year's.

825
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: Worth of effectively just housekeeping, house keeping, a year's worth

826
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Speaker 1: of cooking.

827
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Speaker 2: Guys, So, so would you be like would you be

828
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 2: like a live in?

829
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: Like?

830
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 2: Would you want like a would you come and stay

831
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 2: with us for the year?

832
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 8: No, will be He'll be a year's worth of meals cooked.

833
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 8: Whatever you guys want, your house cleaned, your ironing done?

834
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 3: Guy?

835
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: Hell, okay this huge?

836
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 12: Okay?

837
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: So will for mine? We've got the sacks, we've got

838
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 2: the flights. What did Kyle? The offerens'll baby pickures? No, no,

839
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: we don't want them. So Saxophone flights A year's worth

840
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: of canceled flights are twelve hundred dollars worth of flights,

841
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 2: and then the cooking and the ironing and stuff.

842
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: For me, it's the flights.

843
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 2: What was all the sacks? I didn't mind this. I

844
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 2: didn't mind the It's eleven hundred dollars sacks and it's placed.

845
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: End of school. It's twelve years old.

846
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 2: Okay, it's an old Sacks.

847
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 1: But tonight take flights.

848
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 2: It's probably got to be the flights, doesn't it doesn't it.

849
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 2: I think it has to be the flights.

850
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 1: I mean convinced me on the saxophone.

851
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,160
Speaker 2: No I can't, Sarah, we're taking the fly.

852
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: Sarah, you're getting go on saying Justin Baber Haggard, Is that?

853
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus.

854
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 8: A little?

855
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: His last two, By the way, Broke Records is the

856
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 2: biggest tour ever. Shear returns SO twenty twenty three. Tickets

857
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 2: on SO Wednesday, twenty third of March. Details at Frontier

858
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 2: Touring dot com.

859
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: That's Ed Shearing.

860
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 2: Tickets that you have won. There we do love on

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Speaker 2: the show you love the bet