Speaker 1: I can't hear anything. I can't hear anything. I can't
Speaker 1: hear anything. Oh hang on, I've got the wrong headphones.
Speaker 2: So I imagine, if you will, that you are in
Speaker 2: a place of great beauty.
Speaker 3: Some teenage boys.
Speaker 1: Walk past you, they yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 2: The world you see is a place of paradox of
Speaker 2: beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off at the knees,
Speaker 2: then gift you a pair of easies. And that, my friends,
Speaker 2: is why you always always need.
Speaker 1: A buck up. Bata ba ba. I had the wrong headphones.
Speaker 1: On da da da about ba baa bat bada bah
Speaker 1: bah bodha ba boo. Don't don't dant. Welcome to the bucker.
Speaker 3: You're wearing something that's very bridal.
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you.
Speaker 3: You look like a little bride.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. Well let's see through.
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, but you know what is that called?
Speaker 1: Well, it's upon a time. It's called chaffon and now
Speaker 1: I think it's called something that's destined for the great
Speaker 1: Pacific rubbish patch in landfill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's land it's called landfill.
Speaker 1: It's landfill.
Speaker 3: Thank you for wearing a very pretty landfill type Hell okay, Lanbron.
Speaker 1: But I will I will wear it many, many, many times. Good.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I always find strange? Nate Valvo,
Speaker 1: my highly esteemed colleague, and Sasha French, if only she
Speaker 1: was here, would really enjoy this comment every week, play yourself.
Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful. I love you, Sasha Beats, your
Speaker 1: greatest producer in the land, in the land in demand,
Speaker 1: in demand in the land. She's in demand in the land.
Speaker 1: And you know what we say, one Sasha in the
Speaker 1: hand is worth more than two in the bush in
Speaker 1: the land of demand. What a What was I saying?
Speaker 1: What were we talk about?
Speaker 3: Favorite things that every now and then he's I don't
Speaker 3: say anything. And if I don't rumble so quick because
Speaker 3: I can't remember what was going to happen saying. But
Speaker 3: to be fair, I don't normally know either. But if
Speaker 3: we're going together, yeah, we'll get there. But you started landfill.
Speaker 1: Chiffond something before the.
Speaker 3: Let me say something please we rock up to the
Speaker 3: buck up tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this bus comes into the car park like.
Speaker 3: A scene from Priscilla poeent of the Desert.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on. I thought, do
Speaker 1: I have to move my car? Because there's a delivery
Speaker 1: truck came rumbling in.
Speaker 3: It's you, Yeah, in your fur coat. Yeah driving.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I was going to talk. Tell me
Speaker 1: the van, Yeah, the van. No, not the van, the
Speaker 1: fur coat. Well, hang on the van.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your family car.
Speaker 1: Yes, that the nut buss.
Speaker 3: When you used to say the nut bus, yeah, I
Speaker 3: thought you were just exaggerating. Yeah, it's an actual bus.
Speaker 1: Well it's a mini bus.
Speaker 3: It's massive.
Speaker 1: It's not even a minibus.
Speaker 3: There's a video and it will be on our Instagram
Speaker 3: now because it's insane.
Speaker 1: How do you drive that? Okay, so I don't normally
Speaker 1: drive it, no offense, but I've been in a car
Speaker 1: with I'm a good driver.
Speaker 3: I've been in a regular sized.
Speaker 1: I do you bump into things?
Speaker 3: I watched you three weeks ago reverse into a party.
Speaker 1: You were going to mention that. But okay, So because
Speaker 1: my car are you know my friends the Doctor the
Speaker 1: Doctor car has had what my girlfriend called Sarah Harris
Speaker 1: from the Project said, oh, your car has had a
Speaker 1: pro lapse. Basically, it's just dumping oil all over the
Speaker 1: ground wherever it parked, like so much oil that I
Speaker 1: had to get Lewis to buy me my son a
Speaker 1: new bottle of oil because I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 1: where it goes to a new car. And then when
Speaker 1: I was picking Sash up the other day, what are
Speaker 1: you laughing about? Because I was in the front seat
Speaker 1: with you in the backseat and the oil leaked candly
Speaker 1: that car because Lewis hadn't done it up properly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's blame him. You know what this reminds me of.
Speaker 3: You know, you never ever forget when someone else's parents
Speaker 3: yells at you. Oh yeah, it is a lot's rare.
Speaker 1: Now, now it is, it's rare. It wasn't once upon
Speaker 1: a time.
Speaker 3: You will never forget when I've got someone else's parents yells.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to the YouTube.
Speaker 1: Came to let me play the harp pre time two
Speaker 1: thousand and three.
Speaker 3: Whenever I was painted, I was eighteen, okay, at Greensboro,
Speaker 3: my car from your dad. It's might hand me down
Speaker 3: Nonals car nineteen seventy something camera.
Speaker 1: That some ship, okay, but not from non He would
Speaker 1: have maintained, sure, but for a very long time. What
Speaker 1: color blue.
Speaker 3: Dark sky blue? Oh?
Speaker 1: I love that color? Car?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Love love Camri. Yeah, well, Corolla one of them, okay,
Speaker 3: very square, Yeah, my pea plates. My mate installed a
Speaker 3: CD system, Oh yes, ten stuck a CDs.
Speaker 1: Yes, one that had going the boot. I had a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, put them in the My friend installed a sub
Speaker 3: buff in the boot of my nonals hand me down
Speaker 3: camery it. One day I'll go to my friend's house.
Speaker 3: Would a park in the driveway lakes oil?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 3: Was it a yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? Never never never, never, never ran away.
Speaker 3: With that Bundura thunderer. Dad comes home from work and
Speaker 3: actually cossick and I've never.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 3: A friend carn get oil off gone ground?
Speaker 1: Did you confess it's Mike?
Speaker 3: My car is on top of it?
Speaker 1: How did he see? He must have put stuck his
Speaker 1: head under. As soon as they see a foreign car park,
Speaker 1: the first thing they do on the way pass is
Speaker 1: put their head under for an oil stain. Like when
Speaker 1: you stayed at Posh Hotel in Balley and they put
Speaker 1: the mirrors underneath. See that there's nothing under your car
Speaker 1: when you drive into the drive us.
Speaker 3: To check for alcohol music festivals. Remember that, and then
Speaker 3: someone would have marriage. But other times the sender vip
Speaker 3: not me.
Speaker 1: I was with the real people. Never got what's a queue?
Speaker 1: The plubs? What's a queue? What? What's a cue?
Speaker 3: The queue of people behind you in the fruit shop
Speaker 3: and you, oh anywhere. I've never forgotten that while we're
Speaker 3: talking about oil. Oh your car anyway, very impressive. You
Speaker 3: parked it quite quickly, the van and quite well. Okay,
Speaker 3: So the thing with it is how do you reverse it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the problem. I can only drive forward
Speaker 1: into a parking space, and because it doesn't have cameras,
Speaker 1: it's only got senses to be fair caked. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't reverse angle park much anymore. Too much pressure.
Speaker 3: I'll bail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you need the option. I'll go around the corner.
Speaker 1: We live in the city. I'll keep looking. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's often the block premium.
Speaker 3: I had to bail on one the other day, absolutely mortified.
Speaker 3: I rock up to the front of a butcher slash
Speaker 3: fish shop.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to reverse? I hang on to hang
Speaker 1: on back up? What next to each other?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a combined in Vietnamese bakery. Rolling there, Hello,
Speaker 3: mooney pots, and I'm trying to get in there, and
Speaker 3: you can't do more than one or two.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: There was a couple of guys in high viz near
Speaker 3: the bakery. Getting they help you, I sped off so quickly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they'll help you. They'll help like they'll often
Speaker 1: help me when I'm reversing, I'm going to whine out
Speaker 1: my window. You wouldn't have to, they'd know that you
Speaker 1: needed help. You wouldn't even have to ask what I
Speaker 1: would throw them. I actually know they'd think I'm a
Speaker 1: mum because I've got the soccer mom car.
Speaker 3: That thing you your can't that little the rav Oh
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a soccer mom.
Speaker 1: This is something I don't understand. Maybe you can help
Speaker 1: me understand. And Sash, you've heard this. We've had this
Speaker 1: discussion before. So you know, people are really anti fur.
Speaker 1: It's fair enough. No one wants animals being tortured for
Speaker 1: the pretty code quick question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get confused. Are they anti new fur? Ah?
Speaker 1: This is my point exactly. So some people who are,
Speaker 1: and you know, people love to align themselves with the
Speaker 1: cause because it makes them feel good, and often they
Speaker 1: align themselves with the cause because the cause doesn't really
Speaker 1: affect them, right, So no one's a hypocritin the car.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean. Like, everyone enjoys what
Speaker 1: they enjoy, but it's very easy to single out something
Speaker 1: that other people enjoy and go, well, that's wrong. I'm
Speaker 1: going to take that off you because I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: That's right, and it doesn't really affect me, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to be very vocal about it, stamp my feet
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. So the thing about new fur,
Speaker 1: I totally get it, unless people live in cold climates
Speaker 1: or they're Inuit, in which case they're allowed to wear
Speaker 1: certain animals at the North Pole taking notes, yep, But
Speaker 1: what prey tell is the case again it's old fur.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm confused as well. You can't kill them.
Speaker 1: Again, so exactly, and what are you gonna do with them? What?
Speaker 1: They just go into the ground. They just landfill because
Speaker 1: someone's decided that you can't. So you can't even honor
Speaker 1: the animal by wearing its old skin.
Speaker 3: This fox died in vain that it no longer meate
Speaker 3: needs to be warm.
Speaker 1: But then here's the other side of it, Valvo, So
Speaker 1: you believe that your nylon gore Tec microplastic microplastic garment
Speaker 1: is superior to my old fur coat that's made from
Speaker 1: a natural thing that will break down should it end
Speaker 1: up in said landfill, whereas yours will never break down.
Speaker 1: Why do you think your Canadian Do you think your
Speaker 1: Canadian goose is better than my old, secondhand vintage fur coat?
Speaker 3: Why? No answer, I can't answer. Yeah, that's I'm definitely
Speaker 3: seeing you fur. Everyone's against new. Come on if it's
Speaker 3: secondhand vintage, yeah, the damage has been done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I remember I was at a music facial. Normally
Speaker 1: at music festivals people are a bit, you know, especially
Speaker 1: camping festivals. But I remember some girls standing behind me,
Speaker 1: you know, in a Cuba the taco truck or whatever,
Speaker 1: saying to me, Actually she didn't say to me, she
Speaker 1: said it to her friend. That better not be real fur.
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, lady, why don't you go
Speaker 1: back to your day job and wait till I return
Speaker 1: you a pineapple?
Speaker 3: Have you? Leady?
Speaker 1: Sweet leader? Curson at your life? Actually you're a regimented
Speaker 1: mother and a discontented wife.
Speaker 3: Wife life speaking of microplast, carbon footprint, all of that.
Speaker 1: Who ha that we love on the blacker? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: love it. And he's will I do our money back guarantee?
Speaker 1: Nice to wait until this might.
Speaker 3: Be the episode that we can't deliver that, So why
Speaker 3: would we give ourselves that pressure?
Speaker 1: Valvo. The money back guarantee exists in every episode, and
Speaker 1: some people might not know. When you bring yourself to
Speaker 1: the buck up, you might drag yourself to us.
Speaker 3: You maybe yourself in like a skinned fox.
Speaker 1: Exactly right. You will leave bright eyed and bushy tails
Speaker 1: like your coat with the buck up, having lifted your
Speaker 1: heart and restored God. This is your former glory money
Speaker 1: back guarantee.
Speaker 3: So I tried to be a good person. That's never
Speaker 3: happened right, And I tried to think of two things,
Speaker 3: one mostly my health. To be fair, this was a
Speaker 3: selfish purchase.
Speaker 1: Really become obsessed with you want to die. There's a
Speaker 1: yawning chasm between you know what. It's ever since you
Speaker 1: had to run for the plane away spun me. That's
Speaker 1: really rocked you.
Speaker 3: When I realized how unfit I was. I've been scanning
Speaker 3: gym's really having googling pets.
Speaker 1: That'll get your feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to lose his money.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I decided a couple of months ago, you know
Speaker 3: what's going to give me cancer?
Speaker 1: Deodorant?
Speaker 3: So it's time that I got natural pace.
Speaker 1: Oh my good, give him that cook Oh you know that?
Speaker 3: No one?
Speaker 1: Well, so.
Speaker 3: Here my impression of the person that invented pit paste. Yeah,
Speaker 3: how about we make a product that makes people smell
Speaker 3: worse than having actual beer?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can just does it not smell good? It's awful?
Speaker 1: Doesn't work? I think my girlfriend swears by it's oily
Speaker 1: and you're telling isn't it got bicarb in? It's a
Speaker 1: bit pretty. Let me tell you this.
Speaker 3: Okay, I put it on.
Speaker 1: Can I smell you not?
Speaker 3: Now? I'm back to I've got my colognes on now, okay,
Speaker 3: please douse me in forever chemicals so I can smell good. Well, yes,
Speaker 3: so i'ment all the way to the top of the tests,
Speaker 3: which was a live show.
Speaker 1: Run around that stay.
Speaker 3: It actually is the only time I get close to
Speaker 3: breaking out into a sweat cap.
Speaker 1: I'm not a sweater. Now, you're not as sweet? Are
Speaker 1: you a sweater? Yeah? I'm a sweat and no one.
Speaker 1: It depends what I'm doing. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: not a sweater. I think I get an anxiety live
Speaker 1: performance sweet right, like when we do our live podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll be a little bit damp m just
Speaker 1: as sheene. Yeah, explain this. I put the paste on
Speaker 1: my pits.
Speaker 3: This alumm free.
Speaker 1: I can't say that word. Do you rub it in?
Speaker 3: Rub it in?
Speaker 1: And what does it detext you like? Is it likely
Speaker 1: but hairwaks? And you've got hair under your arms? Yes?
Speaker 1: Well were some people doing. I got an Olympic swimmer.
Speaker 1: While I get rid of it, A lot of men
Speaker 1: get rid of it. The pits they or whatever they
Speaker 1: do are yeah, I know. And also I quite like
Speaker 1: a hairy man. I keep it good.
Speaker 3: Groom, groom in that area under your RAMPI yes, you
Speaker 3: have to.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Little scissors trim, little trim, trim trim?
Speaker 1: What the lengthy? Interesting? Yeah? I mean I was going
Speaker 1: to show you. That's a bit odd. Yeah, show me weird.
Speaker 3: A little glimpse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good, was it? It's very intimate to
Speaker 1: show someone. Yeah, I just noticed. I remember.
Speaker 3: What's just hit me right now?
Speaker 1: How intimate that one years ago I was at a pub.
Speaker 1: It is like that. I was at a pub, I remember,
Speaker 1: and I was talking to a friend of mine who
Speaker 1: was we were both riding on this same TV show,
Speaker 1: and I had my arm up in the air this
Speaker 1: and I was leaning on something. I was talking to him,
Speaker 1: and he said to me, it takes a lot of
Speaker 1: confidence to have an armpit exposed like that. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, what what do you and I? You
Speaker 1: and I are involved in two I've never forgotten.
Speaker 3: It takes a lot of confidence for a woman to race.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, because I had to sing it on or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I was obviously he was your ol natural he was.
Speaker 1: He was obviously aware of the intimacy of the arm
Speaker 1: pit that I wasn't aware of.
Speaker 3: I was so annoyed that I didn't get pubes and
Speaker 3: hair as quick as it seemed and everyone else. I
Speaker 3: wasn't too sure how everyone was going because little boys school,
Speaker 3: everything's about sleep, snak playing sports.
Speaker 1: Wasn't in the change. Oh no, you don't want to
Speaker 1: get yeah yeah yeah, looking for what.
Speaker 3: You could see in like year seven, grade six was armpit.
Speaker 1: Oh so you knew.
Speaker 3: I was always but if you had too much, you
Speaker 3: got bullied. If you didn't have any. It was a
Speaker 3: real spectrum thing about arm and what we bought. That's
Speaker 3: why I had no short sleeve shirts on up until year.
Speaker 1: I think it's beautiful.
Speaker 3: When if you get your hair sent as a DM.
Speaker 3: What was I talking about? Finish the show, go home
Speaker 3: like I always do, take the top off, throw it
Speaker 3: into my wash pile, as I do. I have a
Speaker 3: wash pile, as in sorry to wash the next day,
Speaker 3: and then I try and get it dry by that
Speaker 3: night to wear.
Speaker 1: The same show, A show, that a show outfit. The
Speaker 1: underpit area of the T shirt was black? What and
Speaker 1: that T shirt is ruined?
Speaker 3: It was black black black. I had two big.
Speaker 1: Black black masks like you're under armpit, said oxidized. I
Speaker 1: don't know what has happened. You know, sometimes it happens
Speaker 1: when people are allergic to silver, or whenever they get
Speaker 1: a big black mark on their finger. My T shirt
Speaker 1: was black, not my pits. What color is the T shirt? White? Black?
Speaker 3: Well, now that.
Speaker 1: You've got to you know what you've got to do.
Speaker 1: What you've got to return the T shirt, the T
Speaker 1: shirt and the deodorant.
Speaker 3: De odorant is in the bin, that's in landfill, that
Speaker 3: is gone. I'm back to the spray.
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 3: I tried, Kate, it sucks. I don't know, Valva, do
Speaker 3: you have a suggestion?
Speaker 1: Okay, So my husband and I no longer I realize
Speaker 1: where do odorant? We just don't. But also I don't
Speaker 1: think do you come smell me? But I put perfume
Speaker 1: on you before? No, no, but not my arm piece.
Speaker 1: But also it's not good. Yeah see, because something happens,
Speaker 1: If something happens. I think it's true that if you
Speaker 1: don't wear deodorant that after a while, your body just
Speaker 1: starts to regulate its own smell. However, there are some
Speaker 1: nights when I have done the project, particularly if I'm
Speaker 1: wearing like a I don't want to say the label,
Speaker 1: but a label that maybe they love polyester, they love
Speaker 1: synthetic fabrics. Sometimes under my wardrobe, yeah right, Sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: like whoa because I've had.
Speaker 3: A and it's just like I've been in a and
Speaker 3: hey TV lights yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct, And also because you get that performance adrenaline. But
Speaker 1: my boys, of course love it. They love deodorant well
Speaker 1: thank god, no, no, but they love it the way
Speaker 1: teenage boys love it. The links, the links, there's still yeah,
Speaker 1: they links it up and I don't buy them. I
Speaker 1: don't know what sort how many countries are they?
Speaker 3: Africa is the only continent based oh links smell out there?
Speaker 1: What are the others? Well, Lynks has all different.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Tiger. It was a rex ooner boy
Speaker 3: long ones, huge ones that you can get. Yeah, right, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 3: I thank you for moving.
Speaker 1: So I pushed my husband too far with my toothpaste,
Speaker 1: with my toothpaste. So I've now got rid of our
Speaker 1: traditional toothpaste and we've got let me guess, toothpaste that's
Speaker 1: supposed to be good and enamel regenerator. And can I
Speaker 1: tell you the cookie? Yeah, the cooker's back. Oh cook
Speaker 1: has been.
Speaker 3: Cook's been sleeping on this pot?
Speaker 1: No, I just haven't been keeping your breast. We'll cook's
Speaker 1: on the back of my phone.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 1: Let me get it's an EMF disrupt out that way
Speaker 1: you don't rely to I just found them, and you
Speaker 1: know what, I got each of you one, and then somehow,
Speaker 1: because you've never appreciated.
Speaker 3: What I do for it blocks the waves that come
Speaker 3: off your phone. I don't know what rained humors and
Speaker 3: stuff is.
Speaker 1: What they said something I could scan but I lost interests.
Speaker 3: Okay, But anyway, I don't know what it is, but
Speaker 3: you still got and you gave us one.
Speaker 1: I got each of you one. Thank you? Oh Sash
Speaker 1: would like it? What was the other thing you gave
Speaker 1: me the other day? Drop the zea light? Do you
Speaker 1: know how I have to remove heavy metals from a body?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what I feel about this?
Speaker 4: Very good?
Speaker 1: I feel great after it.
Speaker 3: The stuff that's bad for us, yeah, everything, I sometimes
Speaker 3: think I eat everything. Oh yeah, I just think it's
Speaker 3: too late. If the phone is bad for me, Kate,
Speaker 3: I have been on it since I was nineteen. I'm
Speaker 3: forty one. Yeah, but.
Speaker 1: No, it's not done things accumulative? Oh, because otherwise you
Speaker 1: know what?
Speaker 3: I love my eggs in the morning. Yeah, but what
Speaker 3: do we use teflon?
Speaker 1: Done? What?
Speaker 3: We have teflon for days in our house after the
Speaker 3: eyeballs and upsetting forever chemicals is the third person in
Speaker 3: our relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I'm married to a scientist, and even he's like, uh, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even like it that when we moved into our
Speaker 1: new house there was a microwave there.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what else, I'm not on board anymore.
Speaker 3: And I will never do this and I have no
Speaker 3: interest in this. Tell me because it's none of my business.
Speaker 3: I will never find out my biological age.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not into that. And also that creep.
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Such Brian, someone who's gonna die.
Speaker 1: I honestly have never seen anyone who looks more like
Speaker 1: they belong in Twilight. Playing the role of an eight
Speaker 1: hundred year vampire. My friend said to me a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Turns out I have the heart of a fifty one
Speaker 3: year old and they are older that forty five. When
Speaker 3: I did something test ever, and I'm like, why, what
Speaker 3: is going on underneath?
Speaker 1: My skin? Is of none of my cons You what?
Speaker 1: On the outside, you're very portrait of Dorian And that's
Speaker 1: the bit I can see.
Speaker 3: So there's products, there's moisture, there's little help with a
Speaker 3: little needle here and there.
Speaker 1: And now that you know, one of the things that
Speaker 1: turned me off my car a practice Oh yeah, was
Speaker 1: he said to me, Yeah this. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: on board with this, he said. When I first went
Speaker 1: in there, admittedly I was hobbling. I could hardly walk.
Speaker 1: I remember he was open on a Sunday, he was,
Speaker 1: and he said to me when I got on the table,
Speaker 1: young on the outside, old side, what was he doing
Speaker 1: at that time?
Speaker 3: And I was like, do you know what?
Speaker 1: At some point when you fixed me I'm dropping you
Speaker 1: because I don't need to be nagged.
Speaker 3: On the inside anything out. Here's the what.
Speaker 1: Now that I've taken my mega doses of vitamin D,
Speaker 1: I'm young on the outside and the inside because my
Speaker 1: back stopped hurting.
Speaker 3: If you were to this roll of dice, I guess yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon your biological age is up or down
Speaker 3: from where you are?
Speaker 1: Down? Down?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Totally down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon my twenty four to seven anxiety has
Speaker 3: done something to me on the inside that I'm probably
Speaker 3: like seventy.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: You don't think no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: You're very nimble. Also, I think it's how you think.
Speaker 1: You know, some people think young, and some people think, oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I don't think it's cook up, but maybe
Speaker 3: it is. But Cody and I laughed at this for
Speaker 3: so long.
Speaker 1: We had a going by the way, Fauci Fouch's going great?
Speaker 3: Is he enjoying his job?
Speaker 1: Busy man? How is Bighama going out there making cash?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 1: I want it for him? Great.
Speaker 3: You were having a conversation laughing because we took our
Speaker 3: dog to the vet.
Speaker 1: Oh, of course, we never take her to the vet.
Speaker 1: She's always at the vet. She's always at the groom.
Speaker 1: She's at her doggie daycare twice a yeah, or she's
Speaker 1: with the butler. You know, she's too posh for my dog.
Speaker 1: My dog the other day had goop in its eye
Speaker 1: and you'd be like, I've got to go to the vet.
Speaker 1: But you know what I did. I got some colloidal
Speaker 1: silver and a cotton bud and I swiped Bearsky's eye
Speaker 1: and guess what, what's still goofy?
Speaker 3: No it's not.
Speaker 1: I fixed it.
Speaker 3: When my dog gets a goopy eyes, go and dab
Speaker 3: some well a tissue and get it out.
Speaker 1: Not hard, No, no, it was recurrent goop. Do dogs
Speaker 1: get conjunctive by the next same here? Can you ask on?
Speaker 1: Might be half?
Speaker 3: So my poor doggie had an open wound, not too woundy,
Speaker 3: strong as she's always out and about doing something. Just
Speaker 3: a bit of a cut on a paw up on
Speaker 3: the poor So.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's not really that funny, but we thought it was
Speaker 3: very funny. The vet does whatever, and he says, he
Speaker 3: gets his cream out. He goes, this is really strong.
Speaker 3: He goes a bit expense but it really works. It's
Speaker 3: meant for horses. When they get injured, when they get cuts.
Speaker 1: Was it over met?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I'm sorry. I was going to give
Speaker 3: you his number. And if just the tiniest bit will
Speaker 3: do you know? I put it on the open wound.
Speaker 3: It's got written on there, you know, animal care wound
Speaker 3: and oh Cody would know what it want goes, but
Speaker 3: I won't lie. The wife is, the wife is, and
Speaker 3: then apparently the wife gets itchy skin.
Speaker 1: Oh the dog wound. Yeah, fantastic, like like I've e
Speaker 1: micked and the horse.
Speaker 3: Story about one night or in bed, she was just
Speaker 3: scratching and scratching, scratching, and then he cracked it. But
Speaker 3: I just don't use the great and then went and used.
Speaker 1: Did he tell you all this? To all of this?
Speaker 1: That's straight?
Speaker 3: And then she went and put on this dog wound
Speaker 3: horse wound cream stops and is so addicted to it
Speaker 3: now it's.
Speaker 1: All she ever used.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: That cooker. Yeah, that's totally cooker. But also let's not
Speaker 1: forget the drug.
Speaker 3: K I don't know it came from vets, Yeah, give me,
Speaker 3: we know it's a horse trainquile.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, well so there's a there was history
Speaker 1: of of of vets using animal products on the humans.
Speaker 1: I love it. Any mintion of Derby really like puts
Speaker 1: my nose out of joints.
Speaker 3: You can tell. Yeah, here's what's going to happen. What
Speaker 3: we're film it for the buck up. Okay, they're going
Speaker 3: to be reunited and they're going to have a ball.
Speaker 3: You have no confidence will because my dog just likes
Speaker 3: people more than dogs. Maybe people listening have these dogs.
Speaker 3: So if my dog comes to what's a doggy daycare
Speaker 3: and she spends the whole time following the guy Chris around.
Speaker 1: And it's next to him.
Speaker 3: Anyway, if my dog comes to your house, she's following
Speaker 3: you around because you make food.
Speaker 1: Okay. Bear Ski loves balls more than dogs or people, right,
Speaker 1: And in fact, the irony is since he had his removed,
Speaker 1: he's more obsessed with them than ever. Like totally made.
Speaker 1: When sash comes over, a sash, look at her sash
Speaker 1: because okay, I'll say this about Bearski, he's an animal detective. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so when you come over, he does I'm what I'm
Speaker 1: going to describe as a fornsic nasal investigation of you.
Speaker 1: He likes to go from it, and he likes to
Speaker 1: go back and he really sah, she's like his size,
Speaker 1: so he's really, he's really he really gives her a
Speaker 1: good going over, Okay, and she doesn't like it. But
Speaker 1: he smells something delicious. That's all I'm gonna say. And
Speaker 1: I personally am always complimented by a dog showing an
Speaker 1: interest in me. I'm like, yeah, that's good stuff. Why not?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, but speaking of detectives, yeah, that's good stuff. Well,
Speaker 1: so I was thinking of this the other day. When
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you get caught and you end up
Speaker 1: looking at For me, it's normally work avoidance.
Speaker 3: How's your book? That was a genuine question. I'm simply
Speaker 3: I'm simply asking my friend how her book's going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're not.
Speaker 3: How many chapters you're not? You're not anyway, I've written
Speaker 3: a thing. You can write a thing.
Speaker 1: I know, I know and I will.
Speaker 3: You know what you need to do You're really does
Speaker 3: help me. You need to make it public that you
Speaker 3: were doing it.
Speaker 1: I've made it public.
Speaker 3: You have.
Speaker 1: You've talked about I talked about on the project like
Speaker 1: a post if you post on instegn. The contract and
Speaker 1: so there's a part of me that's like I've still
Speaker 1: got to get out claw. That's what really helps me.
Speaker 3: I publicly, yes, now that I'm making this there.
Speaker 1: That it's true, I have to go and do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Anyway, let's not it makes me all eat.
Speaker 3: I can see, all right.
Speaker 1: But what I prefer is work avoidance, and that is
Speaker 1: just so joyous, very good at it, because you find
Speaker 1: yourself in really strange places like the other day, for
Speaker 1: I reckon an hour and a half. And this will
Speaker 1: come in handy in my life in some regard. I
Speaker 1: don't know where or when, but I know I now
Speaker 1: know how to get out of quicksand I know I've
Speaker 1: watched it. Hey, you know the mistake that people make Alva, Yes, yep,
Speaker 1: I watched the sun. Oh, we watched the same thing.
Speaker 1: The mistake that we should share it with the buckheats.
Speaker 1: People make the mistake of struggling, panicking, panicking and trying
Speaker 1: to climb out of it. But you can't. What you
Speaker 1: need to do is you need to crawl out of it. Sash,
Speaker 1: don't this will I'm listening. Were you're taking notes? Yes, slowly,
Speaker 1: very slowly, and you crawl out anyway. So my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: I was saying this to my girlfriend who's a buckwhet Ruth, Hello, Ruth,
Speaker 1: massive buckwheat And she had done a similar thing, which
Speaker 1: was a deep dive, but hers was something about watching
Speaker 1: police interrogate suspects. Right, that's her thing. It's really good.
Speaker 1: There's no kink shaming on this pod. Hey, not at all.
Speaker 4: Enough.
Speaker 3: We don't yuck anyone's yum.
Speaker 1: I love it. No, we certainly don't. You to hear
Speaker 1: what I watched one night for a few hours. What
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 4: You want to know?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Tell me.
Speaker 3: Like it's any of my business or have any interest.
Speaker 3: I watched this like one and a half hour doco
Speaker 3: on YouTube ones about how a cruise ship feeds ten thousand.
Speaker 1: Right, but interesting do they I'm going up on the way.
Speaker 3: You know what, I will watch that and I watched
Speaker 3: it a lot of way more chefs than you think.
Speaker 1: Really, so many ten thousand people's are lost. I'd imagine
Speaker 1: a lot of shep a lot, a lot a lot.
Speaker 1: Do they stop and pick stuff up on the way?
Speaker 3: I don't they must have huge No, no, no, there's
Speaker 3: no time for that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Anyway, I would enjoy that, although you know what,
Speaker 1: I hate what I hate it on the news when
Speaker 1: they always say when they're always talking about how big
Speaker 1: an event is, and they always go, they'll go yourselves.
Speaker 1: Seven thousand, two hundred hot dogs. I hate that. No one,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean anything to anyone. Yeah, seven thousand meters
Speaker 1: of Coca cola. No one cays, no one knows what
Speaker 1: that means. You're fools, Stop doing it.
Speaker 3: That's the AM radio sound effect. Moment, by the way,
Speaker 3: had seven thousand dogs.
Speaker 1: But you know it's always weird. They go more people
Speaker 1: than I'm not interested. Cool. Okay, So Ruth her deep dive,
Speaker 1: as I said, is watching police detectives interrogate suspects. And
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, they you know, some of them
Speaker 1: roll over easily and some of them are hard nuts
Speaker 1: to crack. We all know when we're waiting for crimes happen,
Speaker 1: they've got the person. We don't hear for days, sometimes weeks,
Speaker 1: what's going on. And this one, she said to me,
Speaker 1: but this one they lost her. So they're trained for,
Speaker 1: you know, to look for signs of people lying. So
Speaker 1: some of them are quite reasonable when someone's lying. So
Speaker 1: she's always I think it's so she can interrogate her
Speaker 1: son Billy. By the way, that she's into this. When
Speaker 1: someone's lying, especially during high stress interrogations, their brain has
Speaker 1: to juggle too much maintaining the lie. So the mental
Speaker 1: overload creates cracks. Right, And in this case, this particular
Speaker 1: case she gave me, the suspect had denied everything. So
Speaker 1: the police used a strategic device that they used, it's
Speaker 1: called strategic ambiguity. So they'll ask a vague this is
Speaker 1: their words, a vague but emotionally loaded quest right to
Speaker 1: try and trick someone, to sort of sidestep them. So
Speaker 1: this question that they asked was, tell me, if you
Speaker 1: think this is a vague but emotionally loaded question, what
Speaker 1: about the body in the fresh That's what they asked,
Speaker 1: because you would say, what about that's neither vague nor
Speaker 1: emotionally loaded. What body? It's yeah, exactly exactly. She was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think that you've got it right.
Speaker 3: But also, you know those body language experts every time
Speaker 3: may explain what lying is, they also are just explaining
Speaker 3: people like me who are sometimes very overwhelmed in a
Speaker 3: social situation. And I don't want to look at you
Speaker 3: in the eyes, and I cross my legs away from you,
Speaker 3: and I pick at my skin.
Speaker 1: That's not and Also, you know it annoys me because
Speaker 1: I can never remember when you're telling a lie, you
Speaker 1: look to the left or the right, the right if
Speaker 1: I'm watching you, yes, is it my left or.
Speaker 3: Your terrible cops. But also if you're a light detective
Speaker 3: test and they say is your name Kate? You go yes,
Speaker 3: sick right? Do you have a husband?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: See right. Obviously when they say to you, did you
Speaker 3: murder the person? And you say no, even if you didn't,
Speaker 3: that's the bit were we go, oh, here we.
Speaker 1: Go, yes, John that they say that you have to
Speaker 1: lie on a you have to lie on a normal question,
Speaker 1: one of the innocent questions. Then they see that your
Speaker 1: heart rate goes up. So then when they ask you
Speaker 1: one of the guilty questions later on, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't need do I didn't need t It all works out.
Speaker 1: Vague question, what about the body in the fridge?
Speaker 4: Not vague?
Speaker 1: Not vague?
Speaker 3: What about the body in the fridge?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: It's been so long since we've done this segment. I'm
Speaker 3: so happy to bring it back. Things that are embarrassing
Speaker 3: that shouldn't be, but they are. We don't know why
Speaker 3: is that a good sound song? There?
Speaker 1: It was that a regular segment a few times? Did
Speaker 1: we a few times? Oh? Yes, you running?
Speaker 3: Sorry with a suitcase? No that? Oh yeah yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah, I remember that. Well guess what while back
Speaker 3: at the airport? Are we another holiday? Holiday?
Speaker 1: A gig? So embarrassing?
Speaker 3: Why is this so embarrassing? It shouldn't be, but it
Speaker 3: was humiliating. I grabbed the wrong suitcase from the band
Speaker 3: from the never done it before?
Speaker 1: Oh no, identical to yours, from the conveyor be the
Speaker 1: conveyor bell. Did someone tap you?
Speaker 3: I grabbed it and it was heavy, and oh you
Speaker 3: knew that that wasn't yours?
Speaker 4: Thing?
Speaker 1: That was a bit light, I don't but not that heavy,
Speaker 1: you know, you light on your feet and saves your suitcase.
Speaker 3: Years ago when I first out found out that the
Speaker 3: way they call someone gay back in the day was
Speaker 3: once the best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: His feet.
Speaker 1: And you are light and you think he's on his feet.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful turn of frame. One are the other youths?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's more embarrassing the fact that
Speaker 3: I didn't get caught or I had to put it back.
Speaker 3: Putting it back is the.
Speaker 1: Fu No, no putting it back is fine.
Speaker 3: It's if you get caught grab that's.
Speaker 1: The terrible beat. That's not me. We're people watching you.
Speaker 1: Everyone was watching. I don't think they were.
Speaker 3: It was humiliating.
Speaker 1: And did you see the person who then took it?
Speaker 1: I didn't because I didn't want to look up. Why
Speaker 1: because you travel a lot? Yes, you need to employ
Speaker 1: the device that our elders have employed since I'm immemorial. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need some sort of tag, a distinctive one of
Speaker 1: you know the Asians love a belt. I love I've
Speaker 1: got a belt I'll bring for you.
Speaker 3: Do she belt? What age do you get to where
Speaker 3: you go to?
Speaker 1: Look alike? Where you go? I got it from those
Speaker 1: weed leather shops, you know, the Cerrico Sorocco. I got
Speaker 1: it from there.
Speaker 3: What age is not that when you go I'm going
Speaker 3: to put a ribbon on my suitcase.
Speaker 1: Not age, It's how many times do you travel and
Speaker 1: you don't forty five wisdom of age? Because I'm not
Speaker 1: there yet. I've never put a ribbon on a suitcase.
Speaker 1: You've picked up the wrong suits happened? Next question, what
Speaker 1: what age do you stop being a fool? Is the question? Age?
Speaker 3: When you start glad wrapping it in that machine.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not an age, that's a that's a paranoia.
Speaker 1: Those people who actually believe the story that luggage handlers
Speaker 1: were putting weed in Chappelle Corby's boogie board, wrap it up.
Speaker 1: You can't help those people, but they should be wrapped
Speaker 1: in glad. Like those people are beyond help. I know
Speaker 1: there was a time where we all thought she was innocent.
Speaker 1: That was they were great. Sweet day. You visited her
Speaker 1: in jail. I visited her nail. I don't. That's chocolates
Speaker 1: Peyton's the King of Nuts and then covering caramel and chocolate.
Speaker 3: And she had a stab at you in her book. Yes,
Speaker 3: she slagged me off, but I have ever forgiven her
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 4: Who you?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I've forgiven her. I quite like a weird clocks.
Speaker 3: Did you win Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 1: Did you do it? Yeah? I think she did. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine her working too hard at dancing. I can't.
Speaker 1: She might have, but I can't. I just can't imagine,
Speaker 1: because you know what she's used to. Jail time is
Speaker 1: not hard work time. It's hard in a different way,
Speaker 1: but you're not knocking yourself out in a Balinese jail.
Speaker 3: And then speaking of suitcases, it made me think of
Speaker 3: our friend.
Speaker 1: Dave Hughes.
Speaker 3: Goodness William's suitcases little story on his install last week
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: It is unbelievable because sometimes I see him and I
Speaker 1: think because I used to see him every dance so
Speaker 1: every day for eighteen years. So you know, sometimes madness
Speaker 1: is incremental and you need the time lapse camera to
Speaker 1: see it. Now I don't see him that often. I'm like, mate,
Speaker 1: you are batshit and his proof. Let's call him one
Speaker 1: of my favorites, the big Man. Oh, the one and
Speaker 1: only to David Hughes.
Speaker 3: We've been talking about you.
Speaker 1: Do you like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I love being talked about. You know that, okay?
Speaker 3: And I also want to very quickly say this because
Speaker 3: I know you're about to go on stage, classic husy.
Speaker 3: You are looking very sharp and very good at the
Speaker 3: moment you.
Speaker 1: See you are so thin. And the other night he
Speaker 1: said this thing. Do you remember what you said the
Speaker 1: other night, Hughsy when we saw it. Yeah, yeah, bread
Speaker 1: is because you said, I said, you are so thin.
Speaker 1: It's just that's but you.
Speaker 4: Rewrite the Bible, guys. Honestly, Moses did Moses say it's
Speaker 4: the staff of life.
Speaker 1: For the staff of life that says it in the Bible.
Speaker 4: And you've been paid by brumbies or something.
Speaker 1: You know, when the Jews had to get out and
Speaker 1: get away from the Israelites had to get away, Moses
Speaker 1: led them through the wilderness for forty years. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 3: Lane where they know it was the original I'm celeb
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 1: Me out of You know why they weren't lane because
Speaker 1: you know that expression manner from heaven. Every morning they'd
Speaker 1: wake up and there was a coating of white like
Speaker 1: soft pillowy bread on the ground called manner that God
Speaker 1: had seen overnight, and that's what they ate.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, that's all very well. It looks like
Speaker 4: they've done a lot of steps and they'd be pretty
Speaker 4: and you're not looking lane anyway.
Speaker 1: You really brought me down. And then also, you know
Speaker 1: what you didn't acknowledge in that conversation, the role that
Speaker 1: you're self medicating with ADHD meds is playing on your metabolism,
Speaker 1: which is basical.
Speaker 4: Come to do with that speed? Got it.
Speaker 3: On the record here, I'm going on the record here.
Speaker 3: I have never provided you with a single tab because.
Speaker 4: You haven't been in the same city at the same time.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he certainly promoted the product because he's.
Speaker 1: Got he's got ADHD whereas you know what you are,
Speaker 1: someone who has not taken any substance for thirty five years,
Speaker 1: who's now finding workarounds.
Speaker 4: No, but I reckon I do have it.
Speaker 3: I've got all the excuse how excuse me very quickly.
Speaker 1: I'm no doctor.
Speaker 3: I had my doubts about Dave Hughes's is it self
Speaker 3: self self digass diagnosed a on the Google Okay, so
Speaker 3: he's had to chat to AI chat GP. How do
Speaker 3: I get free drogs? Yeah right, Yeah, I had my
Speaker 3: doubts until I heard this story came me too.
Speaker 1: All right, hush the defendant David William Hughes keeping bang bang.
Speaker 1: So just tell us what happened to you the other
Speaker 1: week when you and I were in Sydney to film
Speaker 1: a TV show. The next morning you called me.
Speaker 3: I was in the car.
Speaker 1: I was already coming back from the airport in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, look, I was at the Melbourne airport after
Speaker 4: traveling back from Sydney. And I always use hand luggage
Speaker 4: when I can, because I hate waiting at that carousel.
Speaker 1: You taught me to wait.
Speaker 4: I do it too you. So I'm waiting for my
Speaker 4: uber at Melbourne Airport and then I just sort of thought,
Speaker 4: hang on, where's my bag? I didn't have a bag
Speaker 4: with me, so and then my last memory as understanding
Speaker 4: it was was it going through security at Sydney Airport?
Speaker 1: So an hour and a half about it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what, I'm about to go on stage.
Speaker 4: But I've had ADHD medication the night before.
Speaker 1: How often? How many have you taken? You've taken too
Speaker 1: many because you told me you couldn't sleep, and that's it.
Speaker 4: But I should have had some in the morning before
Speaker 4: I got on the plane because I didn't have any
Speaker 4: man and that was the problem, and I forgot my bag.
Speaker 4: You had two more in the morning.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's you know. That is what will sort out
Speaker 1: most addicts, is just to take more of the substance.
Speaker 3: And the suitcase where is it?
Speaker 4: That's true? Now you can hear that I'm about.
Speaker 1: To go on. Where is the suitcase? Yeah? Tell us
Speaker 1: where what the suitcase is? In a brewery Hastings.
Speaker 4: But if you if anyone's at sitting airport soon, can
Speaker 4: you grab my bag?
Speaker 1: Still? There fine chockers.
Speaker 3: Okay, how is that his only Dave Hughes would take
Speaker 3: a call minutes before going on stage. Yea, but there
Speaker 3: was one in the background introducing him.
Speaker 1: I heard that it was a woman that was like
Speaker 1: him being called at the airport. He's got to learn
Speaker 1: to say no, hughsy come on, this is his life.
Speaker 3: My favorite Hughesy story. One day we're having a chat
Speaker 3: at the airport. Yep, yup, yup, and I was like,
Speaker 3: when's your flight?
Speaker 1: Nah, they call me.
Speaker 3: I don't think they call you. I think they call
Speaker 3: people when they're waiting for you at the plane. Two
Speaker 3: minutes later, I've been called. No, even when I ran
Speaker 3: for the gate, I still didn't get called. You have
Speaker 3: to be so late to be called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been called. I've been called on an international
Speaker 1: and with my husband.
Speaker 3: But you know why it's hell because if you don't
Speaker 3: get on the plane, they have to take your luggage off.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know, but that's why you know you've got
Speaker 1: an extra twenty minutes.
Speaker 3: Like, really, the looks that you get. I know.
Speaker 1: I'm not advocating, I'm just saying it's like it. Peter
Speaker 1: and I got called on an international flight, and because
Speaker 1: I'm always he always wants to get to the airport early.
Speaker 1: It's one of those people whereas I'm like, i'd like
Speaker 1: to time things. I like things to be zen.
Speaker 3: You know, you run up to say someone that's late
Speaker 3: loves to say sentences like I just like to be zen.
Speaker 1: No. But what I mean is I like the timing
Speaker 1: to be seamless. I don't want to be wasted.
Speaker 3: Speaking of late social question, Yes, here's what I feel.
Speaker 1: Hang awe to sound feats okay, yeah, usually.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: I feel that if you're going to be twenty minutes late,
Speaker 3: yes for something, cancel the event?
Speaker 1: For which event? Coffee, wedding?
Speaker 3: No, one on one, oh, one on one, if it's
Speaker 3: one on one and you're going to be more yeah, seen,
Speaker 3: I'm going to say, yeah, it's a cancel. Come on,
Speaker 3: it's a cancel. I'm not naming names off to a
Speaker 3: coffee park in the car, who I park the car?
Speaker 3: Lure me a non shobies. I don't want to name
Speaker 3: and shame. They text you know something something nightmare twenty
Speaker 3: minutes Oh no.
Speaker 1: No traffic, No, what was made tonight? They must have
Speaker 1: told you the cancel.
Speaker 3: That's a cancel, and I'm more than happy to leave
Speaker 3: then and there, Well, why didn't you? Because I tell
Speaker 3: you why? Why I've got to do my favorite thing,
Speaker 3: which is a winter car set.
Speaker 1: Oh and a scroll?
Speaker 3: Was the sun streaming in freezing day. The sun's coming
Speaker 3: right in the right direction. This is the key about
Speaker 3: the sun. It's hitting your skin but not your eyes,
Speaker 3: so you can still.
Speaker 1: Scroll, okay, And you know what, I use that as
Speaker 1: plucking time on my eyebrows. When the sun's coming in,
Speaker 1: it's in the mirror. It's the greatest cat you'll ever have.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't even scroll my phone and I just
Speaker 3: stare forward because I'm warm and out. There is not Yes,
Speaker 3: and if someone walked past, or so someone did, you
Speaker 3: were solid by being maybe if someone walked past, I
Speaker 3: would have looked into the car and just seen me
Speaker 3: just sitting there staring at her.
Speaker 1: Was sitting there because it's a warm window, just to
Speaker 1: sit and stare it. There's not enough of it at nothing.
Speaker 1: It was nothing. Yeah, I love it. I don't know
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. I know it's borderline. I know it's very rude.
Speaker 1: So late. A girlfriend of mine got angry once and
Speaker 1: I've never quite felt the same way about her because
Speaker 1: I saw a side of her that I hadn't seen before.
Speaker 1: Now I'm entirely wrong in this whole scenario because I
Speaker 1: was picking her up for her own birthday lunch.
Speaker 3: But your zim, and because I.
Speaker 1: Was late and I was late picking her up, but
Speaker 1: she was so angry when I picked her up.
Speaker 3: Was there other people waiting for you?
Speaker 1: Well, she thought there would be, but you know what happened.
Speaker 1: Those other people were stuck in the same foot ball
Speaker 1: traffic I was stuck in, which she doesn't know about
Speaker 1: because she's from Sydney, and so they arrived later than
Speaker 1: we did. And it was only then that she kind
Speaker 1: of forgave me, and I was but when I saw
Speaker 1: how angry she was, and then I had to sit
Speaker 1: in the car with this angry person taking it, and
Speaker 1: I knew I was wrong. But even so, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, she could have just taken my
Speaker 1: luggage off the plane.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, why do we all use you? By the fae?
Speaker 1: I forgot? Oh because of his luggage.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, all right, it's still in Sydney.
Speaker 1: I mean he's never getting it back.
Speaker 3: Let's go get it.
Speaker 1: What would be in it Nazi.
Speaker 3: Actually, when he told me that story, have I thought,
Speaker 3: what would Hughesy have in his carry on?
Speaker 1: Okay, I know what, he's got some wardrobe shirts that
Speaker 1: he would have borrowed anyway, not even his.
Speaker 3: We can't say what show. But how exciting that you
Speaker 3: and I both got to do this TV show.
Speaker 1: I think we're allowed to.
Speaker 3: What are we not allowed to?
Speaker 1: Coming up? They've pronounced that. Yes, okay, fine, talking about
Speaker 1: your generation.
Speaker 3: We've got to do an app but not together. That
Speaker 3: would have been really fun.
Speaker 1: That all happened in the future. But television, But show's
Speaker 1: coming back. I love television. It was really fun. It
Speaker 1: was so fun anyway, and he would have had a
Speaker 1: shaving kit. He would have just had a toiletry bag
Speaker 1: with toothpaste smear on it.
Speaker 3: We're talking about him. He's listening. He'll listen to this
Speaker 3: app because we called him.
Speaker 1: Do you think he will sar? I don't think no,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Hello, I don't think that. But
Speaker 1: mind you, he's got the podcast van remember what's happened
Speaker 1: to that?
Speaker 4: The other night?
Speaker 1: He goes, I know, I know it's about time. I
Speaker 1: used Is it still parked out? It's got flat tires.
Speaker 1: Now had a flat battery. You got a new battery.
Speaker 1: Put is it still parked out in the front of
Speaker 1: the house. I mean if someone who needs somebody to live.
Speaker 3: It's a text from.
Speaker 1: And Lane Brook. Yes, see the consternation on your face.
Speaker 1: Welcome to my world.
Speaker 3: Your daughter screencap this and send it to you as
Speaker 3: a text from mom.
Speaker 1: Who was that your mom? That's my mom.
Speaker 3: That's your mom, my mom. So I send her a
Speaker 3: message on a fresh bagel with smoked trout and cream cheese.
Speaker 1: Yep, I've made bagels and you've made them, yeah, bathing them.
Speaker 1: I make a really good bagel.
Speaker 3: Some believe the most shocking thing about this screen cap
Speaker 3: is that your battery on your phone is eighty percent
Speaker 3: unheard of.
Speaker 1: Oh it's first thing in the morning. It's shocking. Why
Speaker 1: should it be.
Speaker 3: You seem like a real fifteen twenty I'm constantly you
Speaker 3: seem like a real single digit battery.
Speaker 1: I am too often. I'm talking to Sashwall. Get cut
Speaker 1: off it just look.
Speaker 3: It just I don't leave the house if it's under sixty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but sometimes you don't have time to all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't have kids. Can I have zero responsibilities. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we have a charger issue in our house until
Speaker 1: Peter cracked it at the kids.
Speaker 3: But we have charges for days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we've got but also there's seven people in
Speaker 1: our house. Would you have enough in charge anyway?
Speaker 3: Because this guy over here loses them a lot? Hotel
Speaker 3: and then I find the other one.
Speaker 1: What do hotels do with all the so many phone charges?
Speaker 1: And you know what, when you used to arrive at
Speaker 1: a hotel, you could say to them, what can I've
Speaker 1: forgotten my phone charger? Do you have one? And they
Speaker 1: would always give you one, And now they pretend they
Speaker 1: don't have any it's their job, you no, no, but
Speaker 1: what are they doing with them? They've got thousands of them?
Speaker 1: Are they selling them? Were like, what are they doing
Speaker 1: with all the phone charges?
Speaker 3: It's not work that mag charge a thing where you
Speaker 3: can to put your phone on just the side table charge.
Speaker 3: I actually think it takes battery.
Speaker 1: Maybe it does. Maybe you know, it's like, say, what
Speaker 1: was it that someone was stealing battery to go mining.
Speaker 3: The matrix coin?
Speaker 1: The plot to the Matrix I think they said that
Speaker 1: about Twitter or x that people at one point were like,
Speaker 1: at my battery is draining when I'm on this app
Speaker 1: and people were like, they're taking your battery to mine
Speaker 1: for bitcoin.
Speaker 3: Well not you, because you've got your little thing on
Speaker 3: your phone that's blocking my ef yours, Yeah, was an
Speaker 3: em F blocker. They were quite expensive, significant gif Who
Speaker 3: was selling them? I can't remember, quite likely what a
Speaker 3: fresh bagel with.
Speaker 1: Smoke, trout and cream cheese.
Speaker 3: A lovely message from Kate. Your mother replies, yes, please
Speaker 3: and some fruit smet No grapes and fit th h
Speaker 3: I double t yeah right, no grapes and fit yeah,
Speaker 3: no grapes, little cheese ware just please laughing cow question mark.
Speaker 3: No grapes, no apples, no bananas.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, that's and that's my husband's See you know
Speaker 1: what she wants. If you take out our grapes and bananas,
Speaker 1: what fruit are you left with? You know what I
Speaker 1: had for her? A lovely pineapple.
Speaker 3: This is going to make you feel very odd. What
Speaker 3: when you handed me that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thought that was you replying to your door. Say,
Speaker 3: what does it say that you're that? I just thought
Speaker 3: that you'd behave I thought that.
Speaker 1: I'd be like that. Sorry not yet, but I will
Speaker 1: one day.
Speaker 3: What a buck? I'm bucks it's a good buck so good.
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