WEBVTT - #104: When Coombs Met KAK 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:07.520 be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.360 I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.680 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:14.120 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:21.200 No? 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:23.279 You know, I had it in the car on the 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:24.680 way home and I didn't have a spood, so I 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.239 was like an hour a dillo trying to get ants 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:30.720 out of a whole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:34.239 of young adults food bean fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:37.160 You haven't been thinking about the right person. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:44.040 Goodness? May just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.919 Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.199 in the opener this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:56.440 Sorry? Now he is Michulli and Mitchell kub Oh, guess 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:57.120 who's back? 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:58.880 Hi? Everyone? 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.600 Mitchell komb misdal me too. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.840 You know we joked before eas we were like, oh, 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:06.920 if it's a break from each other as well, are 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:09.040 we not going to talk? We barely did it? 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:10.800 Turns out it was, Yeah, it was. 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.640 That was the last time I'd seen you, and this 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.040 is the first time I was seeing you since that moment? 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.880 Have I gotten more beautiful at the time? 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.559 Your hell's denser and. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.679 You could use any adjective in the world, but dense. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:22.720 Now, I do know if I like that, no one 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.040 goes to the hairdresser and goes give me something dance. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:27.679 It's not dense enough to be like pubic hair. Four 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:30.360 Wheel Prize keeper Jennets here, can you google the definition 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:34.440 of dentse Jenna. She's finally started bringing it the laptop 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:35.520 for the googling purposes. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:39.520 So dense means closely compacted in substance. 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.800 Yeah, see it's a compliment. You've got beautiful thick care. 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:44.559 Yeah, oh okay, that's better than dense. Yeah, it's true. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:45.880 I guess no one's like you want to take my 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:51.000 dense dick. It's always thick, you know in the hot talk. 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:52.640 Maybe I'll try that out with Hayden. You want me 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.120 these dense wily do. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:56.640 You talk dirty to each other on the phone? Because 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:57.760 how funny would it be if you called them? 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.040 Right now? 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.280 I said, Babe, I can't wait for you that you know. 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.160 Just send him a message right now. Yeah, and just say, babe, 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.640 I can't wait to come home tonight to your Dnse dick. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.200 Okay, you can see crawl into bed along see our chat. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:09.720 He's just said, I just had a lunch alon. Everyone 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.280 at works gone. I said, here's my lunch. I haven't 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.920 had it yet because I've got meetings to do. I'll 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.200 see you tonight. So this is perfect. 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:15.560 So what do I say? 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.160 Note, Well, you really share everything with each other, don't you. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.840 This is my lunch, he. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.600 Said a sad face, and I'm having lunch alo, And 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:22.240 so I said. 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:26.400 A swim all I work from home if there was 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:27.440 someone coming over. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.240 No, no, no, he is back in the office two 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.119 days a week. Okay, so what should I say? 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.640 Just say, because he wrote see you tonight, Yes, I'll 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.440 see tonight, just say, can't wait to get home and 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:43.239 crawl into bed alongside you. And you're Dnse dick. What 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.160 are you laughing at? Down? It's a beautiful message. I'd 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:49.720 be thrilled to receive that. Crawl into bed maybe he 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.880 lay in bed? Yeah, I said, how. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.200 I to come home tonight and crawl into bed and 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:54.639 cut on my guy and he's Dnse Dick. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.120 I send this to oh nice, put the mic back 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:57.520 to me out. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:02:59.320 Oh my gosh, it's delivered. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:00.640 Okay, Well let's see what he says to that. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.919 All right, Well, my phone's on, so you're here and everyone. God, 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.920 I have so much to update you all on since 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:06.520 the since the. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.799 Break, I haven't even spoken to either of you about 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.240 my running with Kerry and Kennelly. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.320 Oh my god, my god. 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.239 Should I save that for later? Save it for later, 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.359 Save it for We're also doing another talkback things today. 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:19.280 We are a bit of a fan favorite with you 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:22.480 trash bag. So, I mean I just said trash bags 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:26.960 wrong podcast? Did you I did? Sorry, that's disgusting, not 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:27.440 trash bag. 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:29.240 No, I want to understand that. Of course you have 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:30.680 to listen to the show to get that reference. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.800 Man, like the name for our listeners, it's much nicer. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:38.880 Idiots also, that sort of just came out of nothing, 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.160 like we really should we name? Should we let them 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:42.000 choose their own name? 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:45.280 We call them idiots? Not a bad idea, actually, because 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.480 in all honesty, I've noticed in recent months that I've 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.280 had so many people come up to me and say, 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.800 oh my god, Mitchell, I'm a trash bag. But I've 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:57.680 never ever had someone say, guess what, Mitchell, I'm an idiot. 0:03:58.240 --> 0:03:59.960 People come up and say they listen to the podcast 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.240 all the time. Okay, just never take ownership of the 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:03.040 name idiots. 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:04.880 Oh my god, I have to say I'm an idiot 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.000 at a bar and I was the idiot because I 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:09.160 was out drinking in Sydney with Hayden the other night 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.880 and I go to the bar and I'm like. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.680 A bit tipsy, so I'm extra extroverted. I was like, oh, 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:16.719 this bar or this cocktail much? Do you make these 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.800 from scratch? Like really being a dick at the bar? 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:22.440 But do you have fresh marachina cherries? And then he goes, 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.279 can I asho you a question? 0:04:23.640 --> 0:04:26.040 Yeah? He goes, he miss cherry, He's if the guy 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.280 behind the bar behind the bar, and. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.560 I go yeah. He goes, Oh my god, I love 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.200 Is it just me let me let me shout you 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.960 a drink? This is on me. I oh no, you 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:38.200 don't have to do that. He went, Okay, I'm pretty 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.880 sure there's one more one more? No, no, no, please? 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:42.400 Yeah you got to play a bit of table tennis. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:42.640 Yeah? 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.760 Love it? Back and forth and then eventually he'll go. 0:04:44.880 --> 0:04:47.600 Now, he just pulled it right out of the d 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.679 about paying for my own drink from a fair. But anyway, listening, 0:04:51.080 --> 0:04:54.680 fuck you, that was the worst NEGRONI I've ever had, Prick. No, 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.680 I've got some updates too. There's a lot going on, 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:57.599 so we'll do a little. 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:59.839 It's been a while. Our Easter break with a bit extended. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.920 It was fun, but I'm good to be back. I've 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:02.440 missed you guys. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:04.159 That was my fault. Sorry I did. We were only 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:05.560 going to take a couple of weeks, but then I said, no, 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.560 I need to focus on my award winning stand up shows. 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.719 In the award was the award was? 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:13.599 Sorry? Award winning sellout stand up shows. That's a random floor. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:18.039 I'm guessing that's why neither of you could come to 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.440 Sydney Comedy Festival, because it was sold I sold out. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.640 The tickets sold out. We can go. Yeah. 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:25.000 Now, I've noticed that my my audience, they leave ship 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.279 to the last minute. Literally the morning of the show, 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.080 tickets are at like sixty percent capacity, and then by 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.120 the nighttime they're sold out, like they leave it to 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.320 the actual last minute. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:35.039 Is that what you notice people would buy them the 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:35.440 day of. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:39.240 Yeah, the day off and like I s I go 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.799 moms in the lead up with the worst ego, thinking 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.560 oh my god, no one's coming. And then the day 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:45.919 off they're like, ah, fine, I will. I guess I 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.200 can musser up the effort. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.600 Well, if it is your first time listening, this is 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.200 it just me? We start the show the same way. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.440 It hasn't changed in one hundred and four episodes with 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.760 two Is it just me? Each something that we've noticed, 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:59.400 something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.400 don't know Mitch, and that's the base of the show. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:02.920 We also haven't Is it just you coming up? It's 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.040 your chance to get on the shut. 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.400 Fab bring the money to other He's going to go first. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:08.560 I'll go first because this is this is something that 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.919 happened to me and actually happened to Hayden, but me, 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:13.480 because you know, just by association over the break and 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.719 it's it's actually not very funny, it's a serious. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.440 All right then, all right, change gears, Jann. We've got 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.200 to take this theoris. 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:26.440 You're about to get a moment. Is it just me? 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:26.720 Oh? 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:31.440 We just replied, sorry, Hayden just replied break, He said 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:37.040 sorry in all capitals in sorry what Oh no. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.800 Okay, so no, he's not accustomed to that. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:41.560 Thought that was coms. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:43.000 That's so good. 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:44.000 Should we do that again? 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:44.719 Sorry? 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:49.320 One more take? One more take? Is it just me? 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:54.400 Are you someone that is extremely calm during emergencies? 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:55.320 Yeah? 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.200 Actually yes, that doesn't surprise me. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.360 But I feel like Hayden claims that he's show every 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.600 time that there's an emergency, and how calm I am. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:04.080 I'm shocked that you would be calm too. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:05.719 I'm very calm. I'm very level headed. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.960 I think both in that relationship you'd have to be. 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.040 Yeah, I feel like he'd be like No, I think 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.080 he just you know, he freaks a little bit and 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.120 I have have no choice but to go into ye. 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:17.880 Fight or flight is what they call it. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.040 Yeah, I'm a fighter, like I will stay there. I'm 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:23.720 not running off anyway, Hayden. I've actually got some music 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.440 for this this story. Yeah, Hayden was hacked during the break, 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.000 just to set the seat. 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:31.080 Social media with hacks. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:35.880 Oh, everything was hacked. His big pond email was hacked. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:37.080 I can't believe. 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:39.920 I know he still has a modem. Now. 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:41.720 We were at the movies, right, during the break and 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.200 going to see I don't know what the fuck it was, 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:45.560 everything everywhere, all at once, whatever that film is. And 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.239 we were waiting in line to get popcorn and Hayden's 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:51.480 phone goes off and he goes, oh, that's weird. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:52.000 What is it? 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:53.760 He goes on my email, I just got Please it's 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.560 two factor authentication, Like, yeah, use this code. I'm not 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.280 trying to get in, but it could be something at TikTok. 0:07:58.280 --> 0:08:00.520 I'll leave it and it gets none of vcation. Two 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.720 minutes later, your passwords successfully being changed. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.520 Oh no, And then Hayden still it doesn't click that 0:08:05.520 --> 0:08:07.840 it's a problem. It's like, oy, that happens all the time. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.160 What do you mean that happens all the time? 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:10.280 It happened all the time. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.640 I click in to Gear. I freak out. I'm like, well, no, 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:14.760 that's that's not normal. Like, give me your phone. I 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:16.360 go just try to log into your big pond ghost 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:20.240 to log in. His password is incorrect. Someone's changed his password. 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.360 Why would they come for this big pond of all things? Yeah? 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:23.960 What am I going to get his Telstra bill? 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:24.320 Yeah? 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.640 Big warm. So then he goes, I freak out. I go, 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.400 we need to call Telstra. So he's on the phone 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:32.160 to Telstra and he's on speakerphone and they go, oh, Hayden, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.080 thank you for calling back, and we go back, what 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.000 are you calling back? Well, you just called thirty minutes 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.160 ago and we fixed the problem with another problem. And 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:39.840 we go, no, we didn't call thirty minutes ago. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.800 Like he was freaking and I was just sitting there 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.240 trying to like guide him through, and they go, yeah, 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.160 you called thirty minutes ago and you said that you 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.880 were down down on holidays and you didn't have your 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:52.079 laptop or your phone, but you needed to access your password, 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:53.120 so they reset. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:54.839 It for you. Oh that's dodgy, and we were no, no, no, 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:56.640 what do you mean And they yeah, but you provided 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:59.040 your mum's maiden name, your date of birth, and your 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.640 email and they change the password to a hacker. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:02.280 What. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.559 So we go, oh my god, we're freaking out. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.200 How to know the mom's maiden name? 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.760 Gets worse. Oh my god, I feel like, what's that 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.520 girl's name? My m cis. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.040 With all the hair clips, y Abri Levin or something. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:17.120 What's the name Buffy? 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.200 I think always in leather and it's always hot in 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:26.480 Miami and the boots too. Oh Becky Abby Abby. 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.000 Oh yeah, she's the like the forensic one. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.240 Anyway, So then we go, okay, I guess we'll sort 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:34.360 that out the next Then I got a text message 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.400 from a friend, Hey, are you across what's going on 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.599 Hayden's Instagram? And we go what are you made? So 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.040 that I run to his Instagram search Hayden not coming out, 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:44.079 but they've deleted his profile. Oh no, they've just changed 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:48.839 it to mewi monster two three eight seven. I saw 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.480 that applotted a photo of a club penguin penguin. I 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:53.280 had no idea what was going with a wig on 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:54.559 with a captured meow? 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.400 Are there any suspects at this point? Like do you 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:59.360 know who would have done that? That knew the maiden name, 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:00.000 knew the data, but. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:01.760 There was one thing when I went to school with 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.240 that I didn't see how to ie with. But no 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:08.200 one at this point. So he's freaking because you know 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.360 he works at TikTok his social media like that's a 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.800 big and their access is Instagram. They deleted like twenty photos, 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.920 unfollowed me, which was very weird, which is a clue 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:18.000 taking that write that down. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:19.880 So it's somebody who's really jealous of you. 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.360 Maybe that's why I generally I haven't spoken since I could. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:24.880 Be a detective. It is one of the old roots 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:26.840 because how wants what to know all these details? 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:27.920 Well, he's the next part. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.319 Then they get into his Facebook and he starts getting 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:33.800 notifications on all his social media logging a logging a lot, 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:34.200 logging lot. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.520 They're going for everything. They get into his Facebook, change 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:37.120 his password. 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.120 We're freaking out, and we're trying to call Instagram. We're 0:10:40.120 --> 0:10:41.880 trying to call Facebook. Then he gets a message from 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.160 a friend and goes, hey, you need to check your 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.880 LinkedIn even LinkedIn, even LinkedIn. They went for the jugular. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.280 I wouldn't even think to come for a LinkedIn, So 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:50.120 we check his LinkedIn. 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.720 This is actually where it gets really bad. They post 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:57.760 racial slurs to LinkedIn. They use a bad word, really 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.440 bad word. Then they post, hey, quitting my job TikTok 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.040 to become a stripper. I hope my dad's. 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:02.240 Proud of me. 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.920 Oh my god, wow, so. 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.160 I've got like And then Hayden at the Times going oh, 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.559 you know, I think they're in my linkedins, and the 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.480 lady on tell She's going, oh, well, let's just do 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:12.880 one thing at a time and I go get her 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:13.520 the phone. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.200 It sounds like Hayden was actually the calm one in 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:17.880 the emergency. 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:19.800 He was shaking, he was it was trimming. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.080 He was saying, Oh, don't worry about it, it's fine. 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.839 Oh yeah. I went full full bowser, like you fix this. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.560 I'm like escalating, no worry. So upgrading you to the 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:29.120 Diamond team. 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:30.920 The Diamond take you. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.800 So we get in, we changed the password, they change 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.400 it back like the hacker is doing it in real time. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.680 We're still reeling. Happened a week ago, and I think 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:43.040 for about three days we had a hacker hackover. We 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.520 were hungover from the hack. It was emotionally draining. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.040 I've never been hacked, but a very exciting milestone in 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:50.080 my career. The other day, someone made a fake account 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.840 to try and scam people with my name. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.360 The only fake OnlyFans, no like. 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:58.760 A y on Facebook. They made it looked exactly like 0:11:58.840 --> 0:12:01.280 my profile, but Mitchell Coomb has had like an umlau 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.240 on one of the o's or something. And then they 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:05.400 went and commented on all my posts, replying to people 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:09.240 who had already commented, saying congrats you've been selected, You've won, 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.040 clicked this link to claim your prize, and I'm like, 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.520 I do giveaways to random people on baseball. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.240 That's why we didn't talk for the whole three week, bro, 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:18.520 because I was talking to Mitchell Umlaud. That makes so 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.480 much sense. I was messaging you. 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:21.840 No, I think the Umlau on the O would make 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:25.479 me Mitchell cums like Osher Gunsberg. Yes, wait, what's it 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.240 the two dots above the O. Oh is that norm? 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:29.720 Wow? Yeah, ah, Mitchell cums. 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:32.160 Oh he's got the mlail on the U. That's both 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:33.719 Osher Gunsberg not Gunsberg. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:34.199 Oh my god. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:36.600 So if I did an on the you genuinely don't 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:37.560 know what an Omlaud does. 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.080 I'd be Mitchell Mitchell Cherry still, Yeah, you give a name? 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:41.439 Can you google? 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:42.959 What does it? Jenna? 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:43.360 Okay? 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.280 Anyway, moral of my story, don't hack people, It's not 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:46.800 worth it. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.480 Yeah. God, that whole episode came between Cheery and It's 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:50.479 Beautiful Popcorn. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.559 Yeah. And I was so excited to see everywhere, all 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.120 the time, all the ones in the same spot. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.000 Did you actually see it? 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:56.079 No? 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:00.600 God, Okay, you m l a u T. It's German. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.200 It's a mark used over a vowel, especially in German, 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:08.520 to indicate a different vowel quality. But what vowel quality. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:11.120 That explained different vowel quality? It just means you think 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.760 this is you, but fuck up, it's actually a no. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.200 It basically just means that the letter it's on top of, 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.520 ignore that letter. It's something else. Yeah, we learned something 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.080 new every day. 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:20.160 That's what the podcast is for. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:22.880 Or I get a message from Mitchell Koon's with an 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:24.480 omlam ignorer, it's not me. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.000 And if you're a pengrim with a wig on, fuck off. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:31.280 All right, you're ready for yours Mitchell, Yep, let's go. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:34.400 Is it just me? 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:40.760 Do you feel like you're due for an Instagram unfollowing cleanse? Ah? 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.240 Yeah, I did one yesterday. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:46.200 Really, I did unfollow the Marriot and a Vietnamese restaurant 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:46.839 that I used to love. 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:47.160 Yeah. 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:48.640 It always seems like a good idea at the time 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.959 to follow a business that you're currently at, or like 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.559 a hotel. You're saying I'll follow them, but then I 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.760 just get spam from random ship. But it's also people 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.240 I went to school with. Oh, Like, I feel like 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.560 I've done many unfollowing ens, but they just keep popping up. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.080 There's this girl I went to school with, and I 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.000 swear she's an arsonist. I think she turned out to 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:06.440 be an arst. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.920 Wait, someone that sets fire. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:12.880 Like a pyromaniac like Jenna, Like she's a firefighter. Yeah, 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.040 that's what she does. She's a firefighter. But she just 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.800 posts all these things and she's way too excited whenever 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:21.720 there's a fire. She's like, yay, fire call, like selfie 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:23.600 in the truck, and she looks so thrilled. And I 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.880 was going through it the other day and I'm like, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.280 oh my god, there's something wrong with you. Like you're 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.560 doing a very noble job fighting fires, but you just 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.400 get too excited about the fire party. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:35.800 Yeah. It's like a detective being like, yeah, homicide, Yeah, exactly. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.720 Dead kid, let me find it. I'll find her Instagram. 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:39.480 It's so bad. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.840 So you think she's a secret undercover arsonist. 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:46.440 Oh my god, look at this. She posted a video 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:47.160 of the fire. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:50.640 Oh I forget about that, And. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.960 The caption says, not just a job, it's a passion, 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:55.840 love heart. Shouldn't you be putting it out? 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:59.160 Oh my god? So I love that. There's no reference 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.600 to whether or not the fire is the passion or 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:02.720 putting it out? Is the passion? 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.640 Yeah, that's the thing. That's what's made me so sass. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.160 And also she had time to film the fire. 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.520 She stopped putting it out, that fire was blazing house. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:13.240 She posted a photo of a fire fighting informant says, getting 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.320 ready so excited another fire call. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:16.880 Oh no, she did it. 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:19.440 Yeah, she just gets way too excited whenever there's a fire. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.280 And do you like these posts? 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:22.600 Look at this? 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.760 What is it? What? 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.920 Okay? So she posted this in August, which I believe 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:32.080 that means it was winter, so fires were less of 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.760 a problem than during summer. And she's used the song 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.400 burn by Ellie Gully posted a video of a fire 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:39.920 and she just says, miss this. 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:42.640 She's like missing this. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:47.120 She's an arsonist. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:49.240 She starts fire. 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:51.880 I think she starts them so that she can go 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:52.400 put them out. 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.120 So yeah, I think that's evidence. Mitch. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.320 Yeah, like, miss this a video of a fire. 0:15:58.480 --> 0:15:59.400 You can't post that. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.600 My god, it's so cooked. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:05.120 Oh that's goals. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.040 I'll look at this. She's posted a video of the 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.920 fire end and the lights on top flashing, and she 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.840 just captions that my kind of disco lights. Oh so 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.480 like this is her idea of a party? Yeah, you're 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.760 getting kicks out of this? Should I unfollow right here? 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:19.120 Right now? 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:19.400 Yeah? 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.920 Do it? I back it? No, Actually I want to 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:22.600 keep seeing this. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:24.520 Actually really you. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.680 Want to follow her and send me her profile follower? 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:30.400 And to look at this just standing next to a 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:35.080 log on fire my calling put it out? 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:41.320 Is it just me? That's enough of these two? Look? 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.120 Now let's hear and is it just you? 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:44.960 All? 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:45.240 Right? 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:46.040 Time for an? 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.560 Is it just you? If you don't know what this is? Right? 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:49.960 So we just did too? Is just means of our 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.320 own mention and we give you the opportunity to be 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:53.800 a little co host on the show and you can 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:55.120 send it And is it just me? Of your own? 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:55.440 We call them? 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.520 Is it just you? Something you've noticed? Something you hate 0:16:57.560 --> 0:16:59.400 or appreciate? You can hit us up on socials? 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:01.360 Yeah, are in Instagram? Is that couple of miches? And 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.080 I'd like it if you come on the phone. That's 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.080 my preference, so I can ask questions. But is it 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:05.879 a voice message? 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.320 Old live call combs an option. 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:10.800 If you just want to send a voice message, but 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:12.320 I'd prefer to chat. It's a bit more fun. 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:15.720 Not ever on a consummate live radio pros like us. 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.119 When have we ever had a dud caller? They've all 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:19.560 been dope. They're all fun, they all. 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:21.360 Have been very good, actually a good call. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:22.600 All right, let's go. This is Caitlyn. 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:24.000 She's sending her Is just you? 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:28.160 Is it just me? Or when you're in a rush 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:31.360 to be somewhere on time you get every single red light, 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:35.040 or if you're running late by even thirty seconds, every 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.080 single red light to make you like ten minutes later. 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:40.119 It's not just you, Katie. 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.040 I hate that. It makes me so tense. You know, 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:45.359 do either of you do that thing where like you 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:48.680 diggle your leg when you're feeling a little bit Yeah. Oh, 0:17:48.720 --> 0:17:51.160 Whenever I'm in traffic and it's slow moving, my leg 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:56.320 goes wild company not only accelerator I no, no, no, no, 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.480 nothing like that. But there's this one stretch of road 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.399 right outside where I live, and if I drive somewhere 0:18:02.400 --> 0:18:04.440 and it takes forty minutes, I swear thirty of those 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:06.240 minutes are just getting out of my suburb because it's 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.480 one bit of road is so congested and shit, And there's. 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.400 Always a day that I'm running late that it's clogged, 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:13.439 Always it's always the time with the days when you've 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:15.000 got nothing on and you've gotta be somewhere. You get 0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:16.560 there twenty minutes early because you have the best run 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:18.000 there's no cars on the road. Yeah, but when you're 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:20.080 stressed you've got to be somewhere. It's the orange lights 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.080 that get me because it's like you want to go 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:23.840 through them, but you know you can't. You just got 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:24.080 to slop. 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:25.320 You've ever gotten the red light camera? 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:28.240 Yeah, heaps of times. Yeah, I'm on one point. I 0:18:28.240 --> 0:18:29.400 think I've announced that, right, I've. 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.560 Got way many times. Yeah, he's still on point, but 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.200 I do definitely. I don't bitch it. Like if it's orange, 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:37.199 I'll fucking fang it and get through there. God, but 0:18:37.280 --> 0:18:38.639 if it's like if I know that, I'm not going 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:40.119 to make it, I'm pretty good at reading it. 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:41.879 I'm so I'm a good driver. 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:44.159 I'm very like I just know what I'm doing, Like 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.040 I can go in and out of lanes, I swerve 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:48.199 like I don't waste any time. I'm not dangerous, I 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:51.080 don't speed, but like I'm just I'm always thinking about 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.120 how I can get there quicker. So Hayden, I think 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:56.040 he can't drive he has learned these bad habits, so 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:58.520 whenever he's in the car with anyone else, he's like, fuck, 0:18:58.600 --> 0:18:59.200 this is a slow. 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.120 Fuck, you're a slow and we can weave. Yeah, what's 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.760 going to happen when you do eventually lose your license? 0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:08.680 Not if it's not going to get if you're gay, fact, 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:10.560 I can't drive. You're fucked, Like, how are you're gonna 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:11.120 get anywhere? 0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:13.920 It's ambiguous that you can't drive. But we went out 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:15.600 clubbing the other week. We went to Puffed Off. 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:19.680 Sorry. Yeah, wow, I'd never thought i'd hear those words 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:20.360 come from your mouth. 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.080 I don't know what's going on, but I got recognized 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:24.240 twice and one of them said, you're my second favorite Mitch. 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:25.120 Oh, good girl. 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.640 I don't know who it was puffed Off, Thanks, Yeah, 0:19:27.680 --> 0:19:28.560 it was puffed Off. 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.840 Yeah, because I thought I dead there. 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:34.880 I'm in my social area everyone. I love it. Okay, 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:37.720 But Slater was performing, who's one of Hayden's favorite artists. 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:40.320 He's American and she was in town, so I bought 0:19:40.400 --> 0:19:42.360 him tickets. It was a cute thing, so we wan 0:19:42.480 --> 0:19:43.960 any of this girl goes, oh my god, you're my 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:46.719 second favorite Mitch, and I'm pretty sure, Mitchell Kombs was here. 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:48.640 I slapped his ass at the bar. Or it could 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:51.159 have been a woman. They didn't turn around. The music's 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:52.359 very loud at those Well, I. 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:54.320 Definitely was, and I haven't been there in like a 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:57.600 couple of months. So sorry to that poor girl that 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:00.360 got spanked without consent to self. 0:20:00.640 --> 0:20:02.560 Yeah, her phone was dead. I'm like, are you all right? 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:04.520 People at clubs are not all there. 0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:07.760 Anyway, we got a puffed off and Hayden goes to 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:11.440 show his photo card like a toddler. Anyway, the card 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:14.080 was expired, so he now has to get a new 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:16.639 photo card or I go, this is the perfect opportunity. 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:17.480 Just get your l's. 0:20:17.600 --> 0:20:19.239 Because he's got to go to the RTA, he's got 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:20.840 to go and answer all these questions. I go, just 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:22.960 get your l's. It's one of those things that I'm 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.560 saying it. It really helped me because I can. I'm 0:20:25.560 --> 0:20:28.520 always designated driver. I drive everywhere, like help me think 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:30.320 of me. So that's like the angle that I'm going for. 0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:32.360 I'll back you up. If push comes with shave, I'll say, 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:34.760 your boyfriend, it's not living his life. 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:34.800 Thank you. 0:20:34.880 --> 0:20:37.320 Yeah, loser, Hayden a loser. 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:41.680 Oh, yes, yes, you can be character witnesses, like when 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:44.080 someone is being charged with heinous crimes and they get 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:47.080 like an old UNI lecturer to go back in school. 0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:51.600 Jamie was a professional. So you can come to our meeting. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:55.920 Definitely fascinating. Yeah yeah, so we should we do talk 0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:56.479 back things now? 0:20:56.560 --> 0:21:01.280 Yeah, I think it's ready. Yeah. 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:03.520 So talkback teams is where we bring you some of 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:06.200 the cooked shit that we hear on talkback radio. Because 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:10.600 it's it's live, it's dangerous. You get these squirky old 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:13.240 callers calling through to those places. And do you remember 0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:17.240 back in episode fifteen and so we're going back a while, 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:20.399 we played you the time that a bunch of people 0:21:20.440 --> 0:21:24.040 banded together to sabotage Graham Gilbert's nightly quiz. 0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:27.320 Oh we're talking India, yep, India. 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:30.240 Every question he asked, every single question he asked, they 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:32.400 would answer with India just to piss him off. 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:37.479 Which Australian gymnast one Commonwealth Games gold in nineteen ninety 0:21:38.000 --> 0:21:41.440 for his performance on the pommel Horse India. 0:21:41.600 --> 0:21:44.800 Are you Marcus grow up whatever? Yeah, grow up? 0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:47.320 Good on you boys are going to be one of 0:21:47.359 --> 0:21:50.360 those nights, Robert, good. 0:21:50.200 --> 0:21:52.720 Evening, Hello Graham how are you not too bad? 0:21:52.800 --> 0:21:54.400 You'll have a sensible answer, aren't. 0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:56.560 You get megaphone? 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:03.199 Oh? And please, no more please? That was in our 0:22:03.240 --> 0:22:05.199 show opener for a while and it was iconic to 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:06.200 I have you ever. 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:07.359 Heard a more defeated man? Now? 0:22:07.560 --> 0:22:10.679 Please? I know you never think about talk back that. 0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:11.840 I don't think we've ever addressed. 0:22:11.880 --> 0:22:13.919 Like these guys, they have to time out to the 0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:17.800 hour for the half hour for the news, so they 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:21.520 sometimes have to feel minutes of audio of dead air 0:22:21.880 --> 0:22:23.320 just to make it out to the news break. So 0:22:24.040 --> 0:22:26.000 you just the shit you have to come up with. 0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:26.880 It's a tough job. 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:28.399 But although it's not that hard to get through to 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:30.639 Graham show. So that's why so many prank callers slip 0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:32.879 through the crack he does, like we tried it once through. 0:22:33.000 --> 0:22:34.640 He didn't even vet us. He just put us on air, 0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:36.879 straight to air, didn't even ask our name off air. Yeah, 0:22:36.920 --> 0:22:39.840 so he's quite used to prank calls at this point, 0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:42.880 and he's got quite a short views when it comes 0:22:42.880 --> 0:22:45.640 to being on the receiving end. So he was asking 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:49.000 his listeners about salt water in the ocean and what 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:51.680 makes it so salty, and this old bird called through 0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:54.040 with a dirty joke. I suspect it's not actually an 0:22:54.040 --> 0:22:55.600 old lady. You can tell by the voice. 0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:57.440 Oh you think it's a dot Wigan scenario. 0:22:57.480 --> 0:22:59.639 It is very dot Wiggans. You can just tell by 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:01.200 the voice that it's not a real person. 0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:02.000 It is. 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:05.480 And the sultan in the sea eleanor is it. 0:23:07.119 --> 0:23:09.560 Answer for the saltiness. 0:23:08.880 --> 0:23:09.479 Of the ocean? 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:13.119 Yes, my grandson told me he was looking it up 0:23:13.119 --> 0:23:13.800 on the internet. 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:16.000 All right, because of all the seamen? 0:23:19.560 --> 0:23:23.200 Is that your answer is all the seamen. 0:23:22.800 --> 0:23:25.120 In the ocean makes them salty? 0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:31.359 Thirteen twelve sixty nine. We will totally ignore that answer, okay, 0:23:31.400 --> 0:23:34.560 because I just wish these people wouldn't phone up and 0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:38.399 put on Boddy voices. Alrighty, they think they're going to 0:23:38.400 --> 0:23:42.000 get away with it, but please, do we need to 0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:43.960 say it one more time? We do take all of 0:23:44.000 --> 0:23:49.320 your numbers and is an offense? Okay? Is an offense 0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:50.680 the Communications Act? 0:23:52.280 --> 0:23:57.720 Shut up, horse, I just don't think that's true. J 0:23:57.920 --> 0:24:00.800 Can you look up the Communications Act? It's offense to 0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:02.520 prank call someone? Because I really don't think it is. 0:24:02.560 --> 0:24:03.240 We do it all the time. 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:05.720 I have to do radio codes once a year. And no, 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.439 you could call us have no legal binding, right, they 0:24:08.440 --> 0:24:09.240 can do whatever they want. 0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:11.520 It's just so easy and so fun to get through. 0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:15.320 And I just love his overreaction. Yeah, like, oh please, 0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:17.920 we'll just totally ignore that. I have another example. Yeah, 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:20.679 well Graham, right, No, it's not Graham. This is This 0:24:20.760 --> 0:24:23.040 is a show in Melbourne on three a W. And 0:24:23.080 --> 0:24:25.480 they were on the receiving end of a filthy prank 0:24:25.520 --> 0:24:29.200 call and their reaction, Oh my god, they overreacted so much. 0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:31.080 It's like, oh, laugh a little darlan. 0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:32.080 Oh they were angry. 0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:34.560 Oh they were furious. Okay, So this is a three 0:24:34.560 --> 0:24:35.200 a W in. 0:24:35.160 --> 0:24:39.760 Melbourne Night Lion with Bruce Mansfield and Philip Brady on 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:43.400 twelve seventy eight, three a W Newport. 0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:46.879 Toby's at Newport. Hello Toby, Hi Bruce, phil Yes, Toby, 0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:47.920 how are you cool? 0:24:48.000 --> 0:24:48.240 Good? 0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:48.760 Thanks? 0:24:49.119 --> 0:24:49.760 I have a joke. 0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:54.000 Yes, what's the funniest smelling thing in the whole wild world. 0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:56.600 The funniest smelling thing in the whole wide world? 0:24:56.840 --> 0:24:59.400 Caps your nose? Howna? 0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:00.520 What was it? 0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:01.960 An anchovy? 0:25:05.800 --> 0:25:05.919 Oh? 0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:09.160 What a pity? Toby, Never call us again. Play never 0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:12.680 in your life even think about it and think, all right, 0:25:12.680 --> 0:25:15.840 we've dumped your Toby, But there are people like Carmen 0:25:16.000 --> 0:25:19.360 and Queenie online and could hear that in the ear 0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:24.200 And we heard it, and Simon heard it, So you're 0:25:24.240 --> 0:25:27.960 ruined for all of us. Toby. If you've ever thinking 0:25:28.040 --> 0:25:31.600 of tuning in again, just don't get a life and Toby, 0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:32.199 grow up. 0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:35.480 Grow up. Carmen and Queenie. 0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:41.040 I found an answer to all the communications. So threatening 0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:44.720 to kill or cause serious harm to someone is considered 0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:45.720 a criminal offense. 0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:46.199 Of course. 0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:49.800 Oh my god, Jenna, do you think we didn't know that. 0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:53.639 Even that's a brand new information. 0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:56.800 Drowning a human will send you to prison. Oh good 0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:57.000 to know. 0:25:57.440 --> 0:26:00.520 No behead on your mother in law or even threatening 0:26:00.560 --> 0:26:00.959 to do so. 0:26:01.640 --> 0:26:05.080 And if the pranks doesn't threaten their victim, repeated calls 0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:08.560 can amount to harassment, stalking, or bullying. So that person 0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:11.359 wasn't doing no committing an offense. 0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.240 God, that call was hilarious. They were so upset. 0:26:14.320 --> 0:26:16.320 Do you love how as soon as he said an 0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.800 anchover his c word you just heard the hosts in 0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:22.760 the background be like, yeah, like turning all the buttons. 0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:25.320 Oh God, that's so funny, good joke. I'd have heard 0:26:25.320 --> 0:26:27.040 that one before. That's fresh good. 0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:29.560 Well, yeah, I was going to suggest that we get 0:26:29.600 --> 0:26:32.320 dot Wiggins your eighty year old ninety year old I 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:34.840 can't remember how old you're your alter ego, the old 0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:36.480 lady that comes out to play every now and then, 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.040 because we haven't heard from dotting a beer, no, I 0:26:38.080 --> 0:26:40.320 miss her. I was going to suggest that we call 0:26:40.800 --> 0:26:43.080 a station and try and get through. But if it's 0:26:43.160 --> 0:26:46.760 repeated prank call, that's like maybe that is we'd have 0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:49.719 to call a different show for example. Actually, no, Grant's 0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:50.919 not even on at this time of day, so it's 0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:51.560 probably fine. 0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:53.200 We could call an FM station. 0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:55.680 Oh that would be way harder if it's an FM 0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:56.320 music station. 0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:56.760 Yeah. 0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:59.480 True, but you have to call and basically use a 0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:01.600 dirty word and see if they even notice. 0:27:01.920 --> 0:27:03.880 Oh, like slip in because you know. 0:27:03.800 --> 0:27:07.080 How she said the streaman in the ocean. That was 0:27:07.080 --> 0:27:11.159 like a double what's the word? Yeah, because she was 0:27:11.240 --> 0:27:15.160 referring to men of the sea, men at sea, which 0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:17.680 is the men, but she tied it in with the saltiness. 0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:19.920 So it's actually dirty. So we need like a hidden meaning. 0:27:20.000 --> 0:27:22.159 What if I talk about the fact that my pussy 0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:25.240 won't stop itching and I think she might. 0:27:25.119 --> 0:27:29.280 Have mine, that's toos, not even life. 0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:32.960 Yeah, smaller than lies, like. 0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:39.640 Words that sound dirty, beaver bever fever. 0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:40.840 Oh, beaver's good. 0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:43.080 I don't think we even have beavers in Australia though, 0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:44.800 so that's too obvious. 0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:45.320 No, we don't. 0:27:45.320 --> 0:27:48.040 Maybe I can just say that I've got suddenly I've 0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:49.720 been I'm fascinated with beavers. 0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:52.280 And it's very late in life because I haven't normally 0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:55.040 been interested in beavers. But I watched something on Telly. 0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:56.560 What about the word rump? 0:27:57.560 --> 0:27:59.120 Now I want more voge, like it needs to be 0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:03.920 like I could say, like a butthole, like fanny Fanny flange. 0:28:03.920 --> 0:28:04.560 What's flange? 0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:04.679 Mat? 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:06.159 Oh my god? Flaps? 0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:08.720 Oh, flaps is good. 0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:12.600 Hi, I'm calling them having issue with my flat. But 0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.280 what could you actually be talking about? Obviously not your 0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:16.000 badge When i'd. 0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:19.680 Flaps on, I've got a four wheel drive, flaps It 0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.760 just no matter how much I clean them, they have 0:28:22.920 --> 0:28:27.800 it in grime and grunt and it stinks. Let's go 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.440 with flaps. Oh my god, I like flaps. 0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:35.480 I've heard otherwise about you. What about like we're using flaps, 0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:38.880 but you're actually talking about flapper jacks like the pancakes. 0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:42.240 You're like when I come home. My my husband loves 0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:45.200 to Nora on flaps. But I'm just having some trouble. 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:47.120 The flaps are too dry. 0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:49.720 Oh yeah, flapper jacks. 0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:50.800 Is that too much of a like? I also don't 0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:52.760 think it's flap jacks. I think you're mispronouncing that. I 0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:57.880 think it's flapjacks. Oh whatever, you upset the Canadian, Yeah, flapjacks. 0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:01.520 Like you, you have this whole narrative that you like 0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:03.480 to cook your husband pancakes when it comes home from 0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:06.080 work every day, but you're having problems with the flaps. 0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:06.840 The flaps. 0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:09.960 Yeah, okay, I like that that worpened. 0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:13.000 There's nothing more he enjoys more after a long, hard 0:29:13.040 --> 0:29:15.920 day at work than my flaps, some moist flaps. 0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:17.920 Yeah, and what I just start with them having some 0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:22.200 meritable problems and then because I don't want to lead 0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:24.480 with the flaps, because that'll that'll be a red flap, maybe. 0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:26.480 Red fla maybe when you speak to the producer or whatever, 0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:30.400 you say you've got a cooking question. Yeah, on who's 0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:30.880 even on it? 0:29:31.120 --> 0:29:32.400 I'm looking now, who's on air? 0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.280 Oh okay, so same station as Graham and John Law's 0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:41.120 Brent Bultitude. Oh yeah, I don't think he'd be hard 0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:43.360 to get through too. What's the number, let's try thirteen 0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:45.680 twelve sixty nine famously, Oh. 0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:50.360 Yeah, of course, all right, let's call shit. Don't get me. 0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:56.960 Yes Siper radio and it work. Who's calling me? 0:29:57.240 --> 0:29:57.560 Sorry? 0:29:58.320 --> 0:29:59.000 You're talking to me? 0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:00.960 I can't hear that? 0:30:01.000 --> 0:30:02.840 Does that mean no? 0:30:02.360 --> 0:30:02.400 No? 0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:03.080 No? 0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:08.200 Certainly not dot D dot Brent? 0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:08.600 A bet. 0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:12.680 I've been with my beloved husband four years and they're 0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:16.760 having marritable issues and I just wanted to see to 0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:17.360 stick it through. 0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:19.760 Or is it too late in life to throw away? 0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:20.720 It won't be long? 0:30:20.760 --> 0:30:24.880 Hold on, make the payments. You've got serious problems, absolutely 0:30:24.920 --> 0:30:28.240 serious problems ahead of you. Brian is next time? Brian? 0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:29.000 There we go? 0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:31.240 How are you, Brian? 0:30:31.920 --> 0:30:32.960 How's the left eye? 0:30:34.000 --> 0:30:36.440 The left eyes? Fine, it's the right eye that had 0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:38.840 caused me all the problems. 0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:40.120 His name? What's this guy's name? 0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:41.480 Brent? 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:42.640 The hostess branch? 0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:50.040 You just confidently call him Kent and I quite frank or. 0:30:54.400 --> 0:30:58.880 He does quite frank? Hurry up? What's this? What's the call? 0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:02.080 His name again? Brian or something? Ryan? Phil? 0:31:03.800 --> 0:31:05.840 Come on, Brian, boring story. 0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:08.480 Here on the campaign. 0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:13.280 I love your head and make you back here, knew, 0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:13.720 how you go. 0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:17.760 You can't let anybody know that, Kenny, He's gotta You've 0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:22.880 got to carry. Thank you for you God? 0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:31.200 Oh oh yes, sorry Trance, you have conjunctiontis do you? 0:31:31.240 --> 0:31:33.200 No? No, no, I wish I did because I could 0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:33.840 get over that. 0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:36.000 What do you What do you have in your eye? 0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:38.560 I had a detached in my right. 0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:42.600 Eye that awful milk will fix the side. 0:31:43.280 --> 0:31:44.840 Fix milk will fix it. 0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:48.600 Skim milk, skim milk. And you put it in, no 0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:49.920 sid you. 0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:54.800 Put it in, put it in a milk detachment, you 0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:57.240 put it in? How can I help you don't? What 0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:58.040 would you like to say? 0:31:58.080 --> 0:31:59.840 We the cap of the milk and you put your eye, 0:31:59.880 --> 0:32:03.680 you roll you right back anyway. I look, I'm not 0:32:03.760 --> 0:32:06.600 having a maritable problem. But I've been with my daughter's husband, 0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:11.480 Brian for forty forty forty five years, and I'll cook 0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:13.320 him dinner every night. He seems to enjoy it in 0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:15.960 it and he seems to enjoy tea and make him sweets. 0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:19.280 I make him food and making savory food, and he 0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:23.160 mostly seems to enjoy my my flaps. The only problem 0:32:23.280 --> 0:32:27.080 is he tends to be used to moist flaps However, 0:32:27.440 --> 0:32:33.920 he now sadly has experienced my flaps are dry, so he's. 0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:35.040 Not happy. 0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:36.560 Cheering. 0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:38.840 Let's take a break. 0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:41.640 If it's we're go. 0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:43.320 On, I think they hung up when you don't hang 0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:46.840 up on me, Let's take a break. Oh my god. 0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:49.080 Oh he didn't want to borrow it. 0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:50.840 No, I think you want to subtle enough. 0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:54.080 I really didn't weave it inner. I meant to be. 0:32:54.160 --> 0:32:56.920 I cook him a beautiful stack of flaps, like you know, 0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:59.120 it could be something else, but you just went right. 0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:03.240 And when he got the black my drive laps, I 0:33:03.360 --> 0:33:08.160 got distracted by the eye. You know what. I felt 0:33:08.200 --> 0:33:11.480 bad because the poor bus it has a detached retina. 0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:14.560 And then here I am being a bastard to him, 0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:21.760 and then I called him Trent and his friend listening 0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:26.640 on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five star of eating. 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:27.400 You're listening to? 0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:28.800 Is it just me? 0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:29.960 Okay? 0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:32.200 But a housekeeping to do? Actually for our first show 0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:34.000 back since we've returned from break. 0:33:33.840 --> 0:33:35.440 Yeah, we've had a bit of time off, so we've 0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:37.240 got a few things to follow up on. 0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:40.280 Don't Yeah, it's just really just tying off some loose ends, 0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:41.160 so correct. 0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:42.200 Yes, I've got a quick one. 0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.040 Actually we didn't talk about this the street lights, you know, 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.040 the gorgeous streetlights. I spoke about the last episode at 0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:48.000 Sydney Airport street light. 0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:48.680 It's hute. 0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:51.800 My best friend from high school, Jack William Fuller, was 0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:53.320 the architect behind the lights. 0:33:53.680 --> 0:33:56.800 O small world. I know I knew how like them 0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:58.320 for a reason with he like your best friend and 0:33:58.520 --> 0:33:59.800 best for our school captain. 0:33:59.840 --> 0:34:01.360 He was vice captain best friend. 0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:03.240 And you clearly didn't keep in touch afterwards because like 0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.680 you didn't even know what he did or living. He's 0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:06.720 an architect. 0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:09.640 To be fair, a light post architect doesn't exactly excite anyone, 0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.120 but no, he like designed the layout of the new 0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:14.080 Sydney Airport and he messaged me like these are mine. 0:34:14.120 --> 0:34:16.760 I'm like, wow, I just casually I did. 0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:19.200 That and my babies because I knew you'd love them. 0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:21.719 So anyway, that's a little tick that off, that's a 0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:26.480 that's the lights tick. Oh I've got one more, one 0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:27.480 more piece of bullshit? 0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:30.080 Get this. Yeah, I'm enraged. 0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:32.760 And this came across my feed. Was it last episode 0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:35.360 or a couple episodes before we went on break? I 0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:37.800 brought to you the Australian Bananas. 0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:39.280 Advert oh yes, you wanted to be the new post 0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:42.359 boy for Australian Bananas because they were who were they 0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:45.840 reaching out to. They were doing sponsored content with Jessica Rowe, 0:34:46.120 --> 0:34:49.080 Oh yeah, a TV presenter, and we were basically putting 0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:50.600 our hand up and saying, hey, if you want to 0:34:50.760 --> 0:34:53.960 sponsor our podcast, we will sing bananas praises exactly. 0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:55.680 And I don't even to be honest, I don't even 0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:57.719 fucking like bananas, but I would have done it for 0:34:57.760 --> 0:34:58.200 a check. 0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:00.600 Because they did. They did knock us back politely. They said, 0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.680 there's nothing in the pipeline, but if you know, we'll 0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:04.840 think of you for any opportunity. 0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.120 They didn't leave us on scene. They replied and said 0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:09.560 no thanks, thanks, but no thanks. They've announced who the 0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:12.600 next banana ambassadories. 0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:14.080 The next collaboration. Yes, yeah, they. 0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:16.040 Picked the face of Australian Bananas. 0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:18.319 You know, when you do one brand deal, that doesn't 0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:19.840 make you the faith of that company. 0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:24.279 Because this prick, this right prick, is wearing a banana show, 0:35:24.520 --> 0:35:29.320 not jessic Herow. They have chosen Australian nobody, Rob millsy 0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.960 Meals to do the face of Australian Bananas. Get a 0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:33.320 load of this. He put this on his Instagram a 0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:36.080 couple of days ago. Ready, good old rob Cereal. 0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:37.840 I love them on my toast, I love them on 0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:38.640 my pancakes. 0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:40.719 I love them in a loaf or a muffin or 0:35:40.719 --> 0:35:41.240 a slice. 0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:42.920 I start, I'll wear them as a costume. 0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:47.920 Now he's singing, that's nice. I love them in a smoothie. 0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:49.360 I eat them on the guard. 0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:52.399 But I always leave one banana for when I put 0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:52.960 on a shirt. 0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:56.960 So this National Banana Day, grab a carry yoki banana. 0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:03.400 Whatever you think make your body see. I created the 0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:06.200 fucking banana jingle. And not only did they pick him 0:36:06.239 --> 0:36:09.319 over me. Sorry really personally you guys were involved, but 0:36:09.360 --> 0:36:10.520 they got him to sing. 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:13.640 That's just their jingle on all the age, isn't it there. 0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:17.880 The first part where he's rhyming and everything. 0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:19.640 Oh yeah, there's another one he put out. I'm not 0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:21.200 going to play it, but he's playing the piano with 0:36:21.239 --> 0:36:23.719 a banana in hand, singing into it like a microphone. 0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:26.800 He's wearing a banana shirt and everything. Good old Milky. 0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:28.160 You could have done that. 0:36:28.200 --> 0:36:31.040 I could have done that, and I did it. I've 0:36:31.080 --> 0:36:32.840 done it for free. I'm living and you know what 0:36:32.880 --> 0:36:34.759 I'm boycotting bananas, and I want everyone to join in. 0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:36.560 Bought hashtagg and boycott bananas. 0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:40.480 I mean I already told you that. After you were 0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:43.359 banging on about bananas. I've been reminded of my love 0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:45.120 for them. I have one for breakfast every morning. I 0:36:45.160 --> 0:36:45.720 had one today. 0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:49.640 Will sadly that was your last banana More bananas generally. 0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:51.040 I know you've got a vibrator that's in the shape 0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:52.480 of banana. You're gonna have to throw it out. 0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:56.320 Everything banana going about just because you're that jealous of 0:36:56.400 --> 0:36:56.880 Rob Mials. 0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:59.120 I'm not jealous of Rob Mills. Good for him forgetting check. 0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:01.799 Let's be real, couple of years since he's had some work. 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:04.800 Hey, he was. He was wonderful in Ghost to the Musical. 0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:07.040 What are you laughing at it? 0:37:07.480 --> 0:37:08.680 I'm sure I loved it. 0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:09.360 It was very moving. 0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:12.640 Oh, I'm sure you boycopp and artist everyone, and you 0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:15.560 know what, I'm picking a new fruit. What I'm doing 0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:18.839 it here now? A fig will never do me wrong. 0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:20.440 Australian figs. 0:37:20.560 --> 0:37:24.160 I want to be the face or the voice of 0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:25.000 Australian figs. 0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:26.920 Well, yeah, I I feel like you need an underdog. 0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:29.200 That would be quite grateful for some exposure like that. 0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:31.799 The figs a bit more, you know, obscure. Can you 0:37:31.840 --> 0:37:35.440 google Australian figs? Do they have like a board a lobby? 0:37:35.640 --> 0:37:36.840 I actually don't think I ever really know what a 0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:37.239 fig is. 0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:39.799 I love a fig they're plumping, they're around look a 0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:40.800 bit like me, to be honest. 0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:43.880 What about a what's that fruit? That sounds like condom? 0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:48.160 But it's not. It's like a quondon Oh that come quite? 0:37:48.520 --> 0:37:51.000 My nun needs to have a quondong tree or something 0:37:51.040 --> 0:37:51.839 outside of a head. 0:37:51.880 --> 0:37:52.560 A quaker tree. 0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.919 No, no, it's literally I'm sure it's like quondong or something. 0:37:55.960 --> 0:37:56.839 I don't think that's right. 0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:59.799 It is Google it q u a n do o 0:37:59.880 --> 0:38:02.919 n with a quandong tree outside her house? 0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:03.880 I stand corrected. 0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:07.040 I've got some sad news. What what what there's no 0:38:07.120 --> 0:38:08.520 Australian fig company. 0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:10.840 Okay, what about the quondongs? 0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:14.320 Google? All right? Send me in your fruits, guys. 0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:16.840 I want, I want, I want people to tell me 0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:19.200 what fruit they think I should be the face off. 0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:21.240 Just make a decision, now, go with your gut. 0:38:21.840 --> 0:38:27.360 I want to be the face of Australian pamelos. 0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.360 What's a pamela You made that up, didn't you, Jenna, 0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:35.040 Google and you thought quondong with ma, that's probably what we. 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:36.640 Need to do. We need to go for an obscure fruit. 0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:38.480 Like you said, that's not getting much loved by the masses, 0:38:38.520 --> 0:38:41.120 not the apples, not the Narnies, not the AVOs fruits 0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:43.000 that no one knows that Maggie beer or a rabbit 0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:44.040 on about it at luncheon. 0:38:44.120 --> 0:38:47.360 Well, there's lots of things you can do with quondongs. 0:38:47.360 --> 0:38:49.359 They're more of a dessert fruit. It's like you put 0:38:49.360 --> 0:38:53.760 it on top of a pavelover, I've got it. Custard apple, Sorry, 0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:55.320 a custard apple. 0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:56.920 Have you had a custard apple. 0:38:57.320 --> 0:38:58.920 I've never even heard of a custed apple. 0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:02.160 It's a fruit. Oh they're full of custard. 0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:06.480 Oh that really they're full of custard. Are you sure 0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:07.400 that's not man made? 0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:07.640 No? 0:39:07.760 --> 0:39:10.280 I want to be the face of Google Australian customer apples. 0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:12.760 Jenna, O, my god, okay, do they have a board? 0:39:12.840 --> 0:39:13.560 That's all we need to know? 0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:16.439 Custard apple dot com dot are you you just say, 0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:17.879 oh my god, oh my god. 0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:20.160 If they've got a website, they've got a pr agent my, 0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:25.440 oh my god, I've got it, Joy, Jenna, that's a 0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:26.680 gorgeous website. 0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.080 No, that that website is so polver. I don't think 0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:31.600 they've got much marketing spend. That's perfect. 0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:33.840 That's why they haven't put out a search for the 0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:36.080 face of custod Apples. And if I come to them, 0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:37.040 I'm helping them out. 0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:39.000 Why do we do the email right now? Jenna? You 0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:40.200 can dictate? 0:39:40.320 --> 0:39:41.560 Yeah, I've got contact us. 0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:42.320 Are you serious? 0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:48.440 Yeah? Okay, what about the subject line to be the 0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:51.640 face of Custard Apple, the face of what about you 0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:53.560 make the subject line just I can help? 0:39:54.760 --> 0:39:55.600 Yeah? 0:39:55.120 --> 0:39:58.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, Sweet, I don't get their attention. 0:39:58.600 --> 0:39:59.520 Yeah, you're right, I can help. 0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:05.279 Okay, deer is bored, dearest chairman or woman as a lover. 0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:11.000 And JESSU top quick. I don't even think guys help 0:40:11.040 --> 0:40:11.359 me out. 0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:14.719 I reckon. You should really lean into the I can 0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:18.279 help thing. Not enough people know about custody Yeah, you're right. 0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:21.080 Start from my friends getting right here by my side 0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:23.319 in our award winning in the studio for our award 0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:24.640 winning podcast. Didn't even know about them. 0:40:24.719 --> 0:40:28.160 Yeah this is good, Yes, this is good. Custard Apples 0:40:28.160 --> 0:40:31.919 have a problem, and I can help. I sit here 0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:36.280 in the studio great one of my number one award 0:40:36.320 --> 0:40:42.120 winning iHeartRadio podcast, and to my shock, my DAFT co 0:40:42.239 --> 0:40:47.719 hosts were unaware of the treasure and delicacy that is 0:40:47.760 --> 0:40:53.359 a custard Apple. I can help. Yes, Yes, you. 0:40:53.239 --> 0:40:55.319 Want your name out there, custom Mark, I can help. 0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:56.880 You want more people eating your food? 0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:57.880 I can help. 0:40:58.960 --> 0:41:01.360 I think you do need to at some stage really 0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:03.239 make it off with what you're asking, like you need 0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:05.080 an ambassador. I can help. 0:41:05.160 --> 0:41:05.760 I can help. 0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:11.200 I can you want to drive results for your fruit sales? 0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:11.879 I can help. 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:18.640 Please contact me to discuss how I can help. 0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:22.080 Even better. 0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:25.719 Right, and then you can put my email address in yep. 0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:27.640 You know the email address, yep, and then go for 0:41:27.680 --> 0:41:28.120 gold Genna. 0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:30.040 Send it hang, I just read it back Jenna to 0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:31.000 make sure we've got everything. 0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:38.040 Yep, dearest Chairman, chairwoman. Custard apples have a problem and 0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:41.040 I can help. I sit here in the studio of 0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:43.160 my number one award winning podcast. 0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:43.960 Isn't just me? 0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:48.640 To my shot, my DAFT co hosts were unaware of 0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:52.799 the treasure and delicacy that is a custard apple. I 0:41:52.840 --> 0:41:56.360 can help. You want your name out there? I can help. 0:41:56.840 --> 0:41:59.719 You need an ambassador. I can help. You want to 0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:03.040 drive results for your fruit sales, I can help. Please 0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:05.080 contact me to discuss how I can help. 0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:15.920 And okay, that is housekeeping done for the face of Fruit. 0:42:16.040 --> 0:42:17.920 Now another thing we wanted to follow up on is 0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:20.680 my my run in with Kerry Ann. Let me just 0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.640 say it right off the bat sucked in, bitch, I 0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.120 beat you. You were having a competition who can get 0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.879 a reply first, Patty Newton still leaving you on red. 0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.399 But I got to mingle with Kerry Anne face to face. 0:42:31.440 --> 0:42:34.160 So I won't tell me how that even came about. 0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:38.319 So I, by the way, if anyone that listens to 0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:40.600 this podcast is also a trash bag, you've already heard 0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:43.640 this story. I do apologize. Matt really wanted to know. 0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:47.560 I wanted to save it for this podcast. So I 0:42:47.600 --> 0:42:50.080 was going to this party, and I went along, and 0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:52.120 I got to the entrance and I was getting my 0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:54.759 name checked off on the guest list. As I'm scanning 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:58.440 for my name to find it, I see Kerry Anne Kennerley, 0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:02.480 Oh my God, among other peace people, Coschi, Kylie, Gilly Lee, Sales, 0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:04.319 Mark Burretta got it the whole fan. 0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:05.680 But it was a network party. 0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:08.920 Yeah. It was the farewell party for the EP of 0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:13.359 Sunrise that was leaving. Yeah, Michael, and I saw Kerry 0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:15.440 Anne was on the list, and I thought, oh, fuck me, 0:43:15.880 --> 0:43:17.920 I'm about to have a run in with carry Anne. 0:43:18.200 --> 0:43:20.000 And she wasn't ticked off yet, so I knew that 0:43:20.000 --> 0:43:22.320 she hadn't arrived at the event. But I went upstairs 0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:24.400 and I'm like, oh god, I'm just bracing for it. 0:43:24.400 --> 0:43:26.319 She's going to appear at any moment, And when she did, 0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:29.239 I thought, right, this is my chance. And I saw 0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:31.040 my moment because she walked right past me or like 0:43:31.080 --> 0:43:32.160 we were brushing shoulders. 0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:34.000 Do you freak out? Did you freak Were you scared? 0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:34.279 No? 0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:36.000 Because I just knew I had to do this because, 0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:38.439 as you know, she's been a bit of a bit 0:43:38.440 --> 0:43:40.799 of a meme on our show for a long time. 0:43:40.880 --> 0:43:43.920 We've had a bit of a love hate relationship with her, 0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:44.359 haven't we. 0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:46.800 Oh god, yeah, we Honestly, we really had. 0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:49.080 Nothing against her until she was a little bit rude 0:43:49.120 --> 0:43:50.880 when we were interviewed on Studio ten. 0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:53.960 During our live cross and I more than a little bit. Yeah. 0:43:54.000 --> 0:43:55.560 Well no, like I said to you at the time, 0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:57.080 I'm like, I don't think she was being rude. She 0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:59.719 was just being Kerry Anne. She's no, yeah, she was 0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:01.759 being a devil's advocate. That's what she always does. 0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:03.400 Yeah, it's like flying back and telling a peasant that 0:44:03.440 --> 0:44:05.640 my TV's broken. They don't understand that technology. 0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:07.760 So this is what happened in that Studio ten interview. 0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:10.520 If you knew here with Larry and Kylie. 0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:12.400 No, I fully take that back. I believe it was 0:44:12.480 --> 0:44:15.200 Kerry Anne's labrador the day I was watching, and that 0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:17.839 was in thralling television, So I take it all back, 0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:24.960 Golden Retriever. Sorry, Kerry, I'm so sorry. You just speak, 0:44:25.000 --> 0:44:25.680 you speak. 0:44:27.280 --> 0:44:30.239 So you're trying to earn a living and you're doing 0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:30.960 a podcast. 0:44:31.719 --> 0:44:36.399 Yes, I'd love it that third. Yeah, So Mitch took 0:44:36.440 --> 0:44:38.319 that personally, and then we just decided that, yeah, from 0:44:38.320 --> 0:44:40.600 now on, she's our nemesis. Yeah, she didn't know that, 0:44:40.640 --> 0:44:43.560 but we just decided, yes, she's our showing nemesis. And 0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:44.719 so I saw her there and I was like, I 0:44:44.719 --> 0:44:47.120 gotta do this, I gotta do this for our idiots. 0:44:47.120 --> 0:44:49.600 I got to talk to her. So I said, carry Anne, 0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:53.239 do you remember me? You interview you on Studio ten, 0:44:54.040 --> 0:44:58.520 And she goes, oh, I never forget her feace. However, 0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:01.839 remind me what that was for, oh, which as all right, 0:45:01.880 --> 0:45:03.520 Hay pointed out, that's her way of saying, I have 0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:06.239 no fucking idea who you are. Yeah, but I said 0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:08.680 it was for my podcast, my co host and I 0:45:08.719 --> 0:45:12.839 came on and she goes, oh, that's right, And I said, 0:45:12.880 --> 0:45:16.000 don't pretend you remember carry Anne. You don't remember back 0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:18.160 to carry I did. I said, how many people have 0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.040 you interviewed in your career? It'd be thousands by this point. 0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:22.920 You've been doing it for that long, which was subtle 0:45:22.920 --> 0:45:26.520 shade in itself. And she says, well, you know, I 0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:29.200 do have most of my resume store it up here, 0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:30.920 but it has been many years. I've got to get 0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:33.520 to the bar and I was like, oh, she palmed 0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:35.440 you off. Yeah, and I thought, fuck, I fucked it. 0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:37.319 I missed it. I didn't get the photo. I didn't 0:45:37.320 --> 0:45:38.880 get the photo. So she went and got to Bubbly 0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:41.040 and I'm saying to my friend who was there, you 0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:42.920 got to get a photo of me and Kerry Inn, 0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:46.880 whatever it takes. And he played it beautifully, Brooklyn. He 0:45:47.000 --> 0:45:49.319 was like, carry Anne, Oh my god, can we get 0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:51.759 a photo? Oh? Thanks? Now, Mitchell, do you want one too? 0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.759 I was like yeah, So we got the photo and 0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:57.600 then the whole time I'm thinking this is hilarious. 0:45:57.920 --> 0:46:00.160 And then the photo was gorgeous too, very high on 0:46:00.200 --> 0:46:03.240 the flash you saw all of her inperfections. 0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:06.759 So we got the photo and I felt a little 0:46:06.760 --> 0:46:08.520 bit bad and knowing that I did it in sort 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:11.000 of a mocking way, because she did stand there for 0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:13.279 like fifteen to twenty minutes and kept chatting with us, 0:46:13.600 --> 0:46:15.520 which is nice. You know, she was being present, giving 0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:17.239 us the time of day, although I could tell just 0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:19.600 by looking into her eyes that she was thinking who 0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:22.640 the fuck are these people and fuck they're weird, like 0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:23.400 we were being so. 0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:25.680 Also, it wasn't like a public event. These were all 0:46:25.680 --> 0:46:28.560 friends of Michael. The man was leaving, so she shouldn't 0:46:28.600 --> 0:46:31.799 really be fangirls. Also, I hate to say, but I 0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:34.600 think it would be a rarity that Kerrianna stopped and. 0:46:34.560 --> 0:46:36.120 Asked for no I think of it happened all the time, 0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.680 because really, people that aren't listeners of the podcast that 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:41.160 asked me about it later they were like, oh my god, 0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:43.279 you met kerry Anne. Like people were excited for me. 0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:45.680 They didn't realize that I was doing it as sort 0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:48.640 of an inside Joe the icon. Yeah, and that's what 0:46:48.680 --> 0:46:50.680 I've realized after taking that photo is that, oh, she's 0:46:50.719 --> 0:46:52.719 actually still beloved by a lot of people, because they 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:54.560 were like, that is amazing that you met her. I 0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:56.440 love her. She's an icon. You must have been so 0:46:56.520 --> 0:47:00.440 excited meeting a meeting icon. And I was thinking, yeah, 0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:02.880 you know, she was lovely in the end. And I 0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:06.640 posted the photo, didn't tag her on purpose because I 0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:10.279 also put on my stories captain this, and I reposted 0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:13.120 a lot of the responses I got, and not all 0:47:13.160 --> 0:47:15.839 of them were flattering. Yeah, there was things like don't 0:47:15.840 --> 0:47:19.160 go to Kerry's injector, like a lot of things bagging 0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:21.640 out her, and I shared them and I didn't targer 0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:23.560 because I didn't want her to see them. And then 0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:27.480 it happened I got a notification Kerry Anne Kenneley just 0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:32.880 started following you. Oh, and I panicked because I thought, 0:47:32.920 --> 0:47:35.160 oh my god, how did she find me? I didn't 0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:36.960 even tell her my name when I went up to her, 0:47:36.960 --> 0:47:39.160 I just said carry Anne, remember me. I never said 0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:41.160 I'm Mitchell. So I'm like, how the fuck did she 0:47:41.200 --> 0:47:43.760 find me? Someone here must have notked so in a panic. 0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:46.319 I just went and muted everyone on Instagram that was there. 0:47:46.520 --> 0:47:49.920 Coshi muted, Lee Sales, muted, Kyli Gibbes, muted Sadly I 0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:51.919 meet her, all of them. I just muted everyone because 0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:54.600 I'm like someone someone told her. And so then I 0:47:54.680 --> 0:47:57.960 deleted the stories, hoping that she wouldn't see what I'd reposted, 0:47:57.960 --> 0:48:01.359 which was all the unflattering things was saying. And then 0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:05.160 I remembered all the voice messages I'd sent her. 0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:08.799 Which are now going to be in her inbox. Yeah, 0:48:08.880 --> 0:48:09.680 what do you unset them? 0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:13.359 They would have been moved from message requests into primary 0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:18.040 to each other. Yeah. One of them in particular is bad, 0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:19.440 the most recent one. This is when I got a 0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:22.799 bit cranky that she wasn't replying. This was it, carry Inn, 0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:25.800 Why don't we play a game of Hide and guys seek. 0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:30.839 You're in, so just go and hide and don't come 0:48:30.840 --> 0:48:37.200 out till I find you. One, two, three, there we go. Yeah, 0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:40.120 ohh And I was like, oh fuck. So yes, I 0:48:40.120 --> 0:48:43.560 went unsent them all and it was a five minute 0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:45.799 moment of panic where I thought, oh my god, someone 0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:47.359 here narked like she's going to come for me, She's 0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:48.680 going to find me, she's going to find out all 0:48:48.680 --> 0:48:52.200 the jokes we've made about her. But I think my 0:48:52.280 --> 0:48:54.960 damage control sorted it out too sweet because it wasn't 0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:57.879 a problem. She just commented lovely to see you, which, 0:48:57.920 --> 0:48:59.600 as you know, is what you say when you can't 0:48:59.640 --> 0:49:00.719 remember you've met someone or not. 0:49:00.800 --> 0:49:01.080 That's right. 0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:02.759 You don't say nice to meet you, you say nice to 0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:06.359 see you, to see you. And she also reposted the 0:49:06.360 --> 0:49:09.920 photo to her Instagram story and put a love heart emoji. 0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:13.080 Oh and I was like, I think I'm friends with 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:15.120 carry Inn now, yeah, I think we're friends. 0:49:15.200 --> 0:49:16.719 Yeah, I think officially yeah. 0:49:16.760 --> 0:49:19.160 And then over coffee we confirmed, yeah, we're friends. Now. 0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:21.479 She had me over to Pat the Labrador. Did she's 0:49:21.880 --> 0:49:23.279 golden Retriever? Yeah? 0:49:23.840 --> 0:49:28.960 Yes, lovely. Oh my god, look at you and Carrie. 0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:31.560 We're pals now. So no more carry in jokes on 0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:32.320 this show, do you hear me? 0:49:32.440 --> 0:49:32.600 Yep? 0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:32.919 None. 0:49:33.000 --> 0:49:34.719 I'm happy with that deal. Why can't we try and 0:49:34.760 --> 0:49:36.480 book her as a guest. If you're so good friends? 0:49:36.640 --> 0:49:38.120 Such good friends? That could be full circle? 0:49:38.239 --> 0:49:39.799 Oh my god, maybe I take advantage of it. I 0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:42.200 message her and go, carry Ina come on the show, 0:49:42.200 --> 0:49:44.080 because now have to actually get it and listen to 0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:45.560 it because we're close personal friends. 0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:50.600 Do it? Do it? Bring the labradors in, sorry, and 0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:52.279 she can come in and sit in the studio and 0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:58.080 we can. I don't know what we'll talk about, anyway, 0:49:58.520 --> 0:49:59.520 Let's try and get carry in on. 0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.520 Why don't you a m I can't tell if you're 0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:02.040 joking or not. 0:50:02.080 --> 0:50:05.360 I'm being serious. I love to have it's full circle. 0:50:05.719 --> 0:50:06.920 I'm not doing it now, I'll do it later. 0:50:06.960 --> 0:50:07.920 Okay, let's forward. 0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:10.200 What if she does that thing that everyone does when 0:50:10.200 --> 0:50:12.239 you're invited on a podcast and you go listen to 0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:15.279 their most recent episode and you hear this. What if 0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:15.719 she hears this? 0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:19.160 Yeah, you're right. Well, we also replayed the moment that 0:50:19.200 --> 0:50:23.600 she broke her fibia over and out from maybe sixty episodes. 0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:25.960 And then we commentated it every time she fell from 0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:33.440 the trapeze in our show opener. We'd go right close 0:50:33.480 --> 0:50:35.959 to home. We can't invite her on she knew that. 0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:38.160 That's true. That's like listening to a true crime podcast 0:50:38.160 --> 0:50:41.040 about the Zodiac killer then inviting the Mardy. Yeah, let's 0:50:41.120 --> 0:50:43.480 not do it. I think it's too dangerous. 0:50:44.239 --> 0:50:45.240 She's banned for life. 0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:47.120 I think so, even though she's a friend of the show. 0:50:47.160 --> 0:50:48.719 Now we can refer to her as a friend of 0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:51.280 the show, no longer villain. She's her slate is clean, 0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:52.759 but she is banned from the show. 0:50:53.239 --> 0:50:59.160 Yeah, you can't ReadWrite history her own good exactly. Carry 0:50:59.200 --> 0:51:02.920 into and one more thing I want to follow up 0:51:02.920 --> 0:51:05.239 on before we get out of here. Yes, I'm pretty sure. 0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:08.160 Right before we wrapped up for Reesta, you put the 0:51:08.160 --> 0:51:09.920 call out there, you said, hey, can anyone do with 0:51:09.960 --> 0:51:13.120 Mitchell Kumb's impression? Did anyone even bother giving it a go? 0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:13.359 Oh? 0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:14.960 Yeah, I know. 0:51:15.600 --> 0:51:17.360 I'm unimpressionable. I knew it. 0:51:17.560 --> 0:51:18.880 No one could do it. No, it's. 0:51:20.560 --> 0:51:22.000 Why did you do a tick for that's. 0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:25.000 Because we've updated you that would yeah, oh yeah true. 0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:26.600 Actually that was wrong. 0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:30.759 Yeah, I Actually it's frustrating because I do want to 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:32.560 hear someone try and do an impression of me. But 0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:35.040 I love that no one is confident enough in their 0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:36.440 impression because it's's impossible. 0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:37.080 It's hard. 0:51:37.160 --> 0:51:39.640 If you can, We're not going to just not play it. 0:51:39.760 --> 0:51:41.880 If you do have a bang on Mitchell Kumb's impression, 0:51:42.520 --> 0:51:45.280 get on the show. Messages Joored Lark very tough. 0:51:45.360 --> 0:51:46.200 It is hard. 0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:47.480 I can't give it a go. 0:51:47.560 --> 0:51:48.800 Why don't you give it a go Jenna? 0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:51.640 Why don't you give it a Jenna. 0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:54.960 That's insulting, that's horrendous. 0:51:55.080 --> 0:51:56.920 I didn't have practice time, true. 0:51:57.040 --> 0:52:00.719 Look if you made me sound really flemy, i't blocked her. 0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:02.360 No, she held her nostrols clothes. 0:52:04.080 --> 0:52:06.080 You who sound like a pit squeaze trying to do 0:52:06.120 --> 0:52:06.960 a deeper voice. 0:52:06.960 --> 0:52:10.440 No, it don't work deeper. All right, Ye, good to 0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:13.560 be back. Everyone, get back home, back where we belong. 0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:16.520 On the show one, Mitchell Kumb's favorite podcast. 0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:18.120 How's your how's your guestbooking going? 0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:20.520 Well, I didn't answer that question. This is your favorite podcast? 0:52:20.640 --> 0:52:22.799 Oh you made a statement, and I just thought that 0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:24.040 everyone assumed that was true. 0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:26.480 There was a good thank you guest booking. 0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.680 I do hit us up with suggestions on what we 0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:30.360 should call you, apart from idiots. 0:52:30.480 --> 0:52:35.200 Yeah, I feel idiot's very it's negative. We want something positive. 0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:37.720 As a podcast tour. I can confirm that just Idiots 0:52:37.760 --> 0:52:40.560 has not caught on in the same way as trash 0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:41.080 Bags has. 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:42.800 Does that mean we're gonna have to rename our secret 0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:43.479 Facebook group? 0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:45.520 Oh yeah, fuck, well, maybe we're in too deep. 0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:45.840 No. 0:52:46.239 --> 0:52:48.520 Look, if we get a really good suggestion that clicks. 0:52:48.560 --> 0:52:49.719 Why don't you guys send them through the. 0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:51.680 Next week we can sive through the options and we 0:52:51.680 --> 0:52:54.200 can we can try some out, because. 0:52:53.920 --> 0:52:56.560 Like trash bags is a play on trash alley. But 0:52:56.680 --> 0:52:58.359 you can't just pick one word out of is it 0:52:58.400 --> 0:52:59.840 just me and use that. 0:53:00.160 --> 0:53:02.200 Just meanies to the meanies. 0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:05.439 The meanie You've got to imagine someone coming up and saying, 0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:07.520 oh my god, you're Mitchell. I'm an either it just 0:53:07.600 --> 0:53:11.280 mean it too long, like I'm a trash bad. 0:53:10.360 --> 0:53:12.760 I'm an that's tough. 0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:15.719 What about you just take the ears from is it 0:53:15.760 --> 0:53:16.840 just me? I'm an insect? 0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:19.160 O in the earsect? 0:53:19.840 --> 0:53:22.600 Or a buddy I'm an insect? 0:53:22.719 --> 0:53:30.200 What about a mebian from me? Look, if you name yourselves, guys, 0:53:30.400 --> 0:53:31.760 idiots might be the best option. 0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:33.960 Maybe a plan on couple of mitches. 0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:38.240 I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. No, that's insulting. Again, 0:53:38.280 --> 0:53:39.440 We've gone from idiot to bitch. 0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:46.799 Why don't we call our listeners convicted sex offenders. I'm 0:53:46.800 --> 0:53:47.960 a consected sex. 0:53:52.080 --> 0:53:55.720 I don't think that I'll catch on. No, I'm Mitchell. 0:53:55.880 --> 0:53:59.560 I love your show. I'm actually an international terrorist suspect. 0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:04.560 Thanks for listening. International terrorist aspects. We'll catch you next week. 0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:09.440 Just Me a podcast by a couple of miches. 0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:13.879 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:54:26.560 --> 0:54:30.640 Welcome To add brief that was a secret segment on 0:54:30.680 --> 0:54:33.160 the end. Well, I was wondering, it's exciting to get 0:54:33.200 --> 0:54:35.719 a bit convicted sex offendery of me if I go 0:54:36.080 --> 0:54:40.480 Welcome to. It's a secret segment on the end. We 0:54:40.480 --> 0:54:42.319 pretend that the show's over and then we just hang 0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:47.319 out with our favorites. But it's not our interim idiots. Yeah, yeah, 0:54:47.560 --> 0:54:49.040 we call them idiots in the interim. 0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:49.640 Yeah. 0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:51.959 Because it also just rolled off the tongue for me earlier. 0:54:52.000 --> 0:54:53.640 That's why I accidentally said trash bags. 0:54:53.840 --> 0:54:57.000 Yeah. I know something will come, something will come out 0:54:57.040 --> 0:55:03.320 of this, well, something dense. God, I can't believe I 0:55:03.680 --> 0:55:05.479 a dot bungled the flaps line. 0:55:05.600 --> 0:55:08.520 She just went straight out there with my husband misses 0:55:08.560 --> 0:55:12.120 my pussy, Like I essentially just said on live radio, 0:55:12.560 --> 0:55:15.440 my husband is used to having a wet pussy. 0:55:16.160 --> 0:55:18.319 I know, like it was meant to be innuendo. You 0:55:18.400 --> 0:55:20.239 basically just said fuck my MutS dry. 0:55:21.200 --> 0:55:23.240 I got so caught up with a milk chat. 0:55:23.760 --> 0:55:25.960 Yeah, but I think you redeemed yourself with. 0:55:26.000 --> 0:55:27.799 The milk Chat. I agree, I agree you seemed to 0:55:27.800 --> 0:55:29.920 love it. But the poor fuck with a detached right now, 0:55:30.040 --> 0:55:30.520 I don't. 0:55:30.320 --> 0:55:33.000 Even know what that means. Can you detach your retinas? 0:55:33.000 --> 0:55:33.680 I have a visual? 0:55:34.880 --> 0:55:39.920 Isn't what makes you see? Does it detach? 0:55:40.239 --> 0:55:41.760 That is it falls off? 0:55:42.160 --> 0:55:43.280 Yeah? It must stick. 0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:46.839 Oh it's disgusting. Meant everyone just wins at the same time. 0:55:48.320 --> 0:55:49.160 God, that's awful. 0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:52.600 Yeah. So any who have either of you watched Heart 0:55:52.680 --> 0:55:54.560 Stopper yet that Netflix show? 0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:58.080 No, it's meant to like it's like a gay awakening story, 0:55:58.160 --> 0:55:59.640 right or a gay love story. 0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:03.319 Wouldn't gay awakening. It's just something that I feel like 0:56:03.560 --> 0:56:05.680 if you're gay, it's mandatory to watch. It's kind of 0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:07.719 like please like me. Everyone just watched it, you know 0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:08.080 what I mean? 0:56:08.320 --> 0:56:08.480 Yes? 0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:10.279 Yes, and it was fine. It was a good like 0:56:10.360 --> 0:56:13.160 hangover show. Put it that way, right, Like I wasn't 0:56:13.200 --> 0:56:14.920 hung over when I watched it, though, and I binge 0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:17.120 that thing in one day, which I never do. 0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:20.359 Yeah, like it's a sin. Remember with Holy Years that. 0:56:20.360 --> 0:56:23.799 Was yeah, but that it's that bit less depressing because 0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:26.640 that was all about HIV A Oh good, But this 0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:31.280 one Heart Stopper on Netflix. It's all about like, it's 0:56:31.400 --> 0:56:32.000 just cute. 0:56:32.239 --> 0:56:33.120 Yeah, it's just. 0:56:33.080 --> 0:56:35.759 Like a little gay and he falls in love with 0:56:35.800 --> 0:56:38.680 the straight rugby player and then the rugby player ends up. 0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:42.239 Everyone happened it. It's so obvious what it's about. I 0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:42.600 don't know. 0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:43.080 I don't know. 0:56:43.280 --> 0:56:44.560 Is it like loves Simon? 0:56:44.680 --> 0:56:46.880 But yes, and then the rugby player has to you know, 0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:49.640 grapple with his sexuality and come out to his mum 0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:52.279 and all that stuff, and then it's gorgeous. But then, yeah, 0:56:52.280 --> 0:56:54.239 I was just pretty furious away from that show. 0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:54.960 Was she okay? 0:56:55.320 --> 0:56:57.800 Well? The mum was played by Olivia Coleman. I like 0:56:57.880 --> 0:57:01.000 to call her Queen Elizabeth. Yes, I can't unsee you 0:57:01.040 --> 0:57:03.879 from the ground. Yeah. A lot of my friends said 0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:06.640 that they cried real tears in several episodes. I didn't 0:57:06.640 --> 0:57:08.480 get that far. I was like, oh, yeah, this is sweet, 0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:11.640 it was heartwarming, but I was also fucking seething. I 0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:16.000 was like, through you for having that experience. Yes, underage clowns. Yeah, 0:57:16.000 --> 0:57:17.480 this is not what coming out is meant to be. 0:57:17.520 --> 0:57:19.360 And I'm meant to find someone that likes you back 0:57:19.480 --> 0:57:20.000 that easily. 0:57:20.200 --> 0:57:23.360 Yeah, coming out is meant to be disgusting and traumatic. 0:57:23.440 --> 0:57:25.280 No, shut up, you're just as bad. You were the same. 0:57:25.400 --> 0:57:26.520 Now, my coming out wasn't great. 0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:28.200 I found a boyfriend before you came out. 0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:30.320 Yes, but that's what made me. 0:57:30.560 --> 0:57:32.800 I've come out of the closet and been like, I'm out, 0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:34.560 I'm available, and everyone's been. 0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:34.840 Like and. 0:57:36.760 --> 0:57:38.919 That show just made me feel so single. It also 0:57:38.920 --> 0:57:41.320 did feel a little bit inappropriate because they were the 0:57:41.440 --> 0:57:44.120 characters were only like fifteen or sixteen, and I was like, 0:57:44.120 --> 0:57:46.080 that's below the age of consent. So obviously there's no 0:57:46.120 --> 0:57:48.400 sex scenes in it, but maybe in season two. I 0:57:48.400 --> 0:57:48.680 don't know. 0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:50.400 Was it insinuating that they had sex. 0:57:50.640 --> 0:57:52.920 No, not at all. It was literally just cutesy, like 0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:55.360 holding hands and kissing and shit, that's all it was. 0:57:55.400 --> 0:57:57.280 And it was gorgeous. That's cute. 0:57:57.280 --> 0:57:57.800 I'll watch it. 0:57:57.840 --> 0:57:59.840 I've just blotted anything with the word heart stop, heart 0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:02.040 stop in it because of my heart related honest, I 0:58:02.120 --> 0:58:03.040 just starting to be triggered. 0:58:03.160 --> 0:58:04.000 So I didn't come up. 0:58:03.920 --> 0:58:07.120 With my manifesting. If you watch heart Supper, yeah, like 0:58:07.160 --> 0:58:08.600 you think that's a hard supper, you try what I 0:58:08.600 --> 0:58:13.240 have a dinner last night, I just lid to the 0:58:13.280 --> 0:58:15.720 bottom of the KFC bucket that greased with Gordgeous. 0:58:15.720 --> 0:58:17.360 Everyone's like, I loved heart Stop and when did you 0:58:17.400 --> 0:58:23.320 get my discharge? Yes, I'm watching Ozark. I've just finished this, 0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:26.640 the series finale of Ozark, and I know there's a 0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:28.640 lot of Ozark fans out there. It's got a cult following. 0:58:28.840 --> 0:58:31.120 That show is weird. I don't know what other shows 0:58:31.120 --> 0:58:33.560 fall into this category, but there is so much like 0:58:33.640 --> 0:58:36.520 gravitas around Ozark and so much talk and the show 0:58:36.600 --> 0:58:37.440 is pretty basic. 0:58:37.920 --> 0:58:41.520 It's actually not actually about oh, money laundering, drug smuggling, 0:58:41.560 --> 0:58:45.280 drug cartoon. It's like a boring, breaking bad. 0:58:45.160 --> 0:58:48.560 No, it's a good shot, Jenna. The ending, have you 0:58:48.560 --> 0:58:48.840 seen it? 0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:49.800 I haven't seen the ending. 0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:50.720 I won't ruin it for you. 0:58:50.800 --> 0:58:53.280 I've only seen the first part. 0:58:53.120 --> 0:58:56.680 Of And you know they've done mitchell last season two parts. 0:58:56.760 --> 0:58:58.560 Yeah, I hate that, so they've dropped. 0:58:58.280 --> 0:59:00.959 It's one season, but it's two parts and they waited 0:59:01.000 --> 0:59:02.240 six months in between dropping them. 0:59:02.320 --> 0:59:04.640 Did they do half the amount of episodes in each past? 0:59:05.680 --> 0:59:07.040 I hate that same. 0:59:07.600 --> 0:59:09.880 I've only watched that first half. 0:59:09.960 --> 0:59:12.960 Okay, well it's just lack lesser. Sorry, but it's not 0:59:12.960 --> 0:59:15.320 worth it. And it made me think, Fuck, why did 0:59:15.320 --> 0:59:16.280 I put any time into this? 0:59:16.320 --> 0:59:16.560 At all. 0:59:16.640 --> 0:59:17.959 The first half was quite good. 0:59:18.840 --> 0:59:20.880 Yeah, well, I'm glad that you've said that, because now 0:59:20.880 --> 0:59:22.280 I'm not going to go and watch it. I have 0:59:22.400 --> 0:59:24.480 no fomer hearing you talk about Ozach, but you have 0:59:24.520 --> 0:59:25.560 to go watch Stopper. 0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:27.680 I will watch her Stoper. Hayden and I will watch it. 0:59:28.120 --> 0:59:31.360 I'm surprised Hayden hasn't already. He seems quite you know, 0:59:32.200 --> 0:59:34.520 on the scene in the gay world. Yeah, he's quite 0:59:34.600 --> 0:59:35.720 up to date with that shit. Now. 0:59:35.760 --> 0:59:36.880 I got home the other night and he was watching 0:59:36.920 --> 0:59:38.960 the Olivia Rodrigo documentary for the third time. 0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:42.920 He's a documentary now on Disney Plus. Of course it's 0:59:42.960 --> 0:59:45.480 one I know he's been watching it on Loop. The 0:59:45.520 --> 0:59:50.040 New Kardashians I've been loving. I love the Kardashians really, yeah, 0:59:50.040 --> 0:59:52.000 I love it. Did you see that she's Kim's with 0:59:52.040 --> 0:59:54.760 Pete Davidson. Now, yes, and they're at the met gala. 0:59:54.760 --> 0:59:56.120 The met gala happened this week. 0:59:56.040 --> 0:59:58.760 And Pete was there with the most god awful spray 0:59:58.760 --> 1:00:01.480 TND Like, clearly, Kim's gone, Pete, babe, like you need 1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:04.800 to get ten And he looks Google Pete Davidson Met Gala. 1:00:05.040 --> 1:00:09.360 He looks six shades darker than he normally. He's a 1:00:09.400 --> 1:00:10.640 white boy from Brooklyn. 1:00:10.800 --> 1:00:13.960 Yeah, oh, he really doesn't look that bad. I think 1:00:13.960 --> 1:00:15.400 you are that a bit. I thought it was going 1:00:15.440 --> 1:00:17.280 to look shocking, but that. Yeah. I like whoever's on 1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:18.880 his spray tan. I want to I want to know 1:00:18.880 --> 1:00:19.840 where you like it. 1:00:20.400 --> 1:00:22.320 Okay, I've never had a spray tan. Did you got 1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:22.880 your get one? 1:00:23.280 --> 1:00:23.480 Yeah? 1:00:23.480 --> 1:00:26.880 They're quite good. You feel one hundred bucks that whole time? Really, 1:00:28.080 --> 1:00:31.040 I have you Why don't you just instead of getting 1:00:31.080 --> 1:00:33.200 a spray tan, you just get one of those the 1:00:33.280 --> 1:00:35.280 mitt ones. Like you get the foam and you put 1:00:35.280 --> 1:00:35.520 that on. 1:00:35.560 --> 1:00:37.000 So what do you do? You stand in the shower. 1:00:37.320 --> 1:00:39.600 No, you just you have a little glove on and 1:00:39.640 --> 1:00:41.040 you put the foam on and then you just rub 1:00:41.080 --> 1:00:44.160 it in and you just cover whatever areas you want 1:00:44.160 --> 1:00:45.360 to cover. You maybe you just want to turn your 1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:48.920 arms or your legs. And then you don't directly apply 1:00:49.000 --> 1:00:50.960 the foam to the face. You just use whatever remnants 1:00:51.000 --> 1:00:52.560 has soaked into the foam on your face. 1:00:53.560 --> 1:00:56.080 Yeah, and you leave it there for a bit, and then. 1:00:57.040 --> 1:01:00.480 I go through a lot of bubbles. I'd need there's 1:01:00.520 --> 1:01:01.680 a lot of service area to cover. 1:01:02.120 --> 1:01:05.200 No, it's pretty good. It spread as well. Really, Yeah, I. 1:01:05.160 --> 1:01:06.760 Just want someone to attach a piece of string to 1:01:06.760 --> 1:01:08.560 my toe and dip me in it and then just. 1:01:09.680 --> 1:01:11.320 It's much more involved. You have to go in there 1:01:11.320 --> 1:01:14.720 wearing underwear. Oh no thanks, and they it's like all right, 1:01:14.760 --> 1:01:19.600 now stand to the left up and it's like it's 1:01:19.840 --> 1:01:21.760 very cold when they do it. Yeah, and then you 1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:23.200 have to turn around and then do the back and 1:01:23.240 --> 1:01:25.680 then you have to bend your legs out like it 1:01:25.880 --> 1:01:27.160 so they get the inner thigh. 1:01:27.280 --> 1:01:28.480 I could never do that. 1:01:28.480 --> 1:01:30.320 That's what I'm saying. You should just do the mid thing. 1:01:30.640 --> 1:01:32.480 Oh do you know what I'll try it? Is it 1:01:32.560 --> 1:01:33.120 men and women? 1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:33.240 Like? 1:01:33.280 --> 1:01:34.960 I know that's ridiculous, but is or? Do you just 1:01:34.960 --> 1:01:35.800 get any spray tan? 1:01:36.720 --> 1:01:38.000 The one I got, I'll just send it to you. 1:01:38.080 --> 1:01:39.160 It comes with the mit and everything. 1:01:39.200 --> 1:01:41.600 Yeah, I love it. Okay, I'll try it. Hayden. 1:01:41.640 --> 1:01:45.440 And I want to get baby botox, like a really 1:01:45.480 --> 1:01:47.880 small amount of preventative botox that they put in your 1:01:47.880 --> 1:01:51.200 forehead and your face which stops you from developing lines. 1:01:51.240 --> 1:01:53.200 So it doesn't freeze your head, but it just stops 1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:55.080 the lines from ever for me. So you get it, 1:01:55.080 --> 1:01:57.040 so you don't have to end up with botox because 1:01:57.120 --> 1:01:59.280 lines form from movement. But if you get it before, 1:01:59.280 --> 1:02:00.680 you have lines in never get lines. 1:02:00.800 --> 1:02:02.560 Oh god, I left my run a bit late for that. 1:02:02.600 --> 1:02:03.560 I've already got the line. 1:02:03.600 --> 1:02:06.000 You don't have lines, I do when you frown. Yeah, 1:02:06.000 --> 1:02:06.640 but everyone has them on. 1:02:06.640 --> 1:02:09.520 They can't see them now because of my adult boats. 1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:13.320 I should have gotten the preventative. 1:02:13.920 --> 1:02:15.320 Oh do you have full adult bolltocks? 1:02:16.280 --> 1:02:17.480 Not in the forehead though, just the eyes. 1:02:17.560 --> 1:02:18.000 Yeah. 1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:21.120 I like being able to move my forehead. Yeah, my 1:02:21.120 --> 1:02:23.360 facial expressions. It's the it's the crow's feet that I 1:02:23.360 --> 1:02:23.680 don't like. 1:02:23.760 --> 1:02:25.760 Same, That's what I worry about them being because I'm 1:02:25.800 --> 1:02:28.400 very emotive that it'll just take away all of that. 1:02:28.520 --> 1:02:29.760 Yeah, that's why I don't think you should get it 1:02:29.760 --> 1:02:31.880 in the forehead. Imagine not being able to do this 1:02:32.120 --> 1:02:33.520 shocked look of disgust face. 1:02:34.000 --> 1:02:35.120 Oh that's my go too. 1:02:35.440 --> 1:02:37.200 Yeah. How often? How many times a day do I 1:02:37.240 --> 1:02:38.640 make this when we're doing the podcast? 1:02:39.480 --> 1:02:40.280 Sorry is short? 1:02:40.600 --> 1:02:41.320 You couldn't yawn? 1:02:41.520 --> 1:02:44.840 I will see you couldn't. She could not say that. 1:02:44.880 --> 1:02:45.680 I love a good yawn. 1:02:45.760 --> 1:02:48.400 I went to the dentist the other day and she 1:02:48.520 --> 1:02:50.640 wanted to give me a felling where she'd have to 1:02:50.720 --> 1:02:53.120 numb my face. And this was the Thursday before my 1:02:53.160 --> 1:02:55.800 show started, and I said to her, Oh, can we 1:02:55.840 --> 1:02:58.520 reschedule for another day because I can't have a number 1:02:58.520 --> 1:03:01.520 face because I'm doing Indi in Comedy Festival tonight. She said, oh, 1:03:01.520 --> 1:03:06.160 you're performing and I was like yeah, and she goes, oh, 1:03:06.520 --> 1:03:09.760 I knew you looked familiar. I swear, I swear I 1:03:09.800 --> 1:03:13.720 saw you at the Adelaide Fringe Festival and I just 1:03:13.760 --> 1:03:15.760 didn't correct it. I was like, yeah, I've done Adelaide 1:03:15.760 --> 1:03:19.640 Fringe before. You love the show? Was I good? 1:03:19.680 --> 1:03:19.960 Grape? 1:03:20.600 --> 1:03:21.840 She thought you were kiddy floating again. 1:03:23.480 --> 1:03:24.640 I'd be thrilled with that. 1:03:25.000 --> 1:03:27.240 I thought I recognized you. You did the Mystery Box 1:03:27.240 --> 1:03:28.960 on Mastershire Jella Lawson. 1:03:30.520 --> 1:03:33.280 Oh my god. I also have to get a crown 1:03:33.320 --> 1:03:34.680 on my tooth, which I never go. 1:03:34.760 --> 1:03:36.560 Oh, I just got a crown. What you got dental? 1:03:36.600 --> 1:03:37.960 You need a lot of dental work done. 1:03:38.280 --> 1:03:40.160 Yeah, a couple of bits and pieces, because you know 1:03:40.160 --> 1:03:41.560 the root canal the worst thing ever. 1:03:41.680 --> 1:03:42.680 No, you're not kidding it, are you? 1:03:42.680 --> 1:03:42.760 No? 1:03:42.800 --> 1:03:44.280 I already got it. I just never got the crown. 1:03:44.320 --> 1:03:45.000 Where did you get that? 1:03:45.520 --> 1:03:49.200 Three years ago, like, oh my god. Yeah, so I've 1:03:49.240 --> 1:03:50.760 just been like risking it. 1:03:51.000 --> 1:03:53.360 So they've canaled the route but they never capped it. 1:03:53.760 --> 1:03:56.480 Well, I just never booked in and then we had 1:03:56.520 --> 1:03:58.160 COVID so I couldn't go to the dentist. So I 1:03:58.200 --> 1:04:00.560 use that excuse. But I've just gone three years risking it. 1:04:00.600 --> 1:04:02.240 My root canals with might just snap off. 1:04:02.280 --> 1:04:03.120 Oh my gosh. 1:04:03.600 --> 1:04:05.480 So yeah, I just never chew things on that side 1:04:05.520 --> 1:04:05.960 of my face. 1:04:06.560 --> 1:04:10.520 Vapes are shocking for your gums. It can give you 1:04:10.520 --> 1:04:11.640 severe ginger of itis. 1:04:12.200 --> 1:04:13.040 That doesn't surprise me. 1:04:13.080 --> 1:04:14.720 Actually, yeah, it's because you're holding it in your mouth 1:04:14.720 --> 1:04:16.960 and it's flavorsome, like with smoking mouth. 1:04:17.320 --> 1:04:18.920 No, but like because it's got a flavor sort of 1:04:18.960 --> 1:04:20.760 bitch does that. You don't hold it in your mouth, 1:04:20.760 --> 1:04:23.880 you inhale it properly. I would never bumpuff. I did 1:04:23.880 --> 1:04:25.720 a whole bit at my comedy show about bumpuffing. I 1:04:25.720 --> 1:04:30.320 think we should call it a coward puff coward. They 1:04:30.320 --> 1:04:32.880 don't use the words bum puff in Melbourne, though, I 1:04:32.960 --> 1:04:35.160 learned that the hard way. They stared at me blankly 1:04:35.200 --> 1:04:36.200 when I did the Melbourne show. 1:04:36.200 --> 1:04:36.600 What do they. 1:04:36.600 --> 1:04:39.880 Say bum suck? Because that's so much better. 1:04:39.960 --> 1:04:41.320 That's what you and I do on a weekend. 1:04:41.440 --> 1:04:43.200 Oh speak for you yourselves. 1:04:43.280 --> 1:04:46.000 You're on a bumpuffer with a cigarette, like you just 1:04:46.040 --> 1:04:48.360 inhale it straight away. But with vapes it's tasty, yummy, 1:04:48.360 --> 1:04:51.200 they're good flavors, so you kind of do mouth feel 1:04:51.200 --> 1:04:52.400 a little bit more than a cigarette. 1:04:52.400 --> 1:04:53.800 Oh I never did that. 1:04:54.040 --> 1:04:56.440 Ah well, I've been trying to prove a point of 1:04:56.480 --> 1:04:56.960 the dentist. 1:04:57.200 --> 1:04:59.240 I've been a little bit slack with the vaping. You 1:04:59.240 --> 1:05:00.920 know how, I was cutting back heaps and I was 1:05:00.920 --> 1:05:04.040 only doing social vaping. I got a bit stressed during 1:05:04.080 --> 1:05:06.840 the Sydney Comedy Festival season, so I took it up again, 1:05:06.840 --> 1:05:08.600 and so now I'm having to cut back again. So 1:05:08.640 --> 1:05:09.720 if I get cranky, that's why. 1:05:09.880 --> 1:05:11.360 That's what Hayden said. He was telling me, I'm on 1:05:11.400 --> 1:05:13.520 this last fight, that I'm done, and then it was 1:05:13.520 --> 1:05:15.000 a yellow one and the next day was purple. 1:05:15.920 --> 1:05:16.680 What's happening here? 1:05:16.720 --> 1:05:19.680 He was buying new vapes, kept telling me that it 1:05:19.720 --> 1:05:21.800 was the last one, and he would like shake it 1:05:21.840 --> 1:05:22.640 like it's almost done. 1:05:22.720 --> 1:05:25.000 I'm like, that doesn't prove any Yeah, it's. 1:05:24.880 --> 1:05:26.000 Not a tank of petrol. 1:05:26.560 --> 1:05:27.760 So Hayden's a vapors too. 1:05:27.880 --> 1:05:30.240 Yes, really severe. 1:05:30.640 --> 1:05:33.880 Oh wow, I suddenly feel less alone because I would 1:05:33.880 --> 1:05:37.360 have used the word severe to describe like around you now, 1:05:37.480 --> 1:05:39.200 I was really bad, like I was vaping the whole 1:05:39.200 --> 1:05:43.520 podcast basically last year before Christmas. I would have definitely. 1:05:43.600 --> 1:05:45.720 I'm still addicted, but I'm not as severe now, Like 1:05:45.760 --> 1:05:47.080 I don't do it all day every day. 1:05:47.080 --> 1:05:49.360 But you you just all these addictions, all these books, 1:05:49.400 --> 1:05:52.280 and I've just been consistent old mitched the whole Seas series. 1:05:52.320 --> 1:05:57.280 I've never strayed or shown any signs of addiction or 1:05:57.320 --> 1:06:01.040 mental illness. Oh really, this whole series. 1:06:02.320 --> 1:06:06.360 I love how that's meant to be a flex Listen, 1:06:06.400 --> 1:06:08.040 I've got genetics working against me. 1:06:08.120 --> 1:06:08.360 Here. 1:06:08.760 --> 1:06:12.600 The combs are the gambling addicts there are, they're all depressed. 1:06:12.800 --> 1:06:15.360 Yeah, do you know? I know, I trust me. I'm 1:06:15.360 --> 1:06:16.680 just severely undiagnosed. 1:06:17.080 --> 1:06:18.920 Do you ever get tempted to have a puff of 1:06:18.920 --> 1:06:20.240 the vape that Hayden has? Yeah? 1:06:20.280 --> 1:06:21.360 I like the sweet flavors. 1:06:21.640 --> 1:06:25.240 Oh fuck, here we go, that's where it starts. Don't 1:06:25.280 --> 1:06:25.560 do it. 1:06:25.680 --> 1:06:27.960 No, my favorite is grape. I love grape. 1:06:28.040 --> 1:06:30.120 Okay, that that actually does make me feel better. That 1:06:30.120 --> 1:06:32.520 tells me that you're not a certified vapors because that's 1:06:32.520 --> 1:06:35.040 like entry level vaping. The grape one that's like the 1:06:35.160 --> 1:06:38.800 l plates are vaping. Okay, we had a part. Don't seriously, 1:06:38.800 --> 1:06:40.840 don't do it. It's really hard to get off. 1:06:40.960 --> 1:06:42.400 And then I was at a party in a friends like, 1:06:42.440 --> 1:06:44.200 you want to my vapor. I'm like, sure, expecting it 1:06:44.200 --> 1:06:46.080 to be a grape No. No, what she pulled out 1:06:46.360 --> 1:06:49.200 like a hand grenade from the future. They're getting bigger. 1:06:49.320 --> 1:06:51.440 Holy shit, I wonder if I've got one. 1:06:51.840 --> 1:06:53.360 I'm sorry, I would a vape. 1:06:53.520 --> 1:06:55.480 I used to always just have them with me, so 1:06:55.600 --> 1:06:58.160 surely I've been pretty good. I haven't had it today. 1:06:58.160 --> 1:07:01.160 It's good. He's pulling out heroin. It's a hint. It's 1:07:01.160 --> 1:07:01.920 a syringe. 1:07:02.280 --> 1:07:07.320 Oh no, I've got no arbing strawberry banana? 1:07:08.280 --> 1:07:09.080 Oh hybrid? 1:07:09.560 --> 1:07:09.800 Yeah? 1:07:10.200 --> 1:07:12.479 Is it allowed to have banana in there? After your band? 1:07:12.840 --> 1:07:14.960 I just don't hear it, so it's just strawberry. I 1:07:14.960 --> 1:07:16.439 don't hear the I don't hear the word. My brain 1:07:16.520 --> 1:07:17.280 is not blocked it out. 1:07:17.680 --> 1:07:20.240 God, the craving is shocking. 1:07:20.240 --> 1:07:22.560 At give it here, put it in my water bottle. 1:07:22.800 --> 1:07:23.520 Let's kill it. 1:07:25.000 --> 1:07:26.560 Now? What if I need that on a night out. Yeah, 1:07:26.600 --> 1:07:28.680 I told you keep it as a backup cold day 1:07:28.720 --> 1:07:30.920 to day vaping. It's the social vaping that I am allowed. 1:07:31.000 --> 1:07:33.680 That's the worst stuff, the social vape. If you are 1:07:33.680 --> 1:07:35.320 trying to kick it, that's where it'll get you. 1:07:35.840 --> 1:07:38.480 All my friends vape, so if I'm around them, fucking. 1:07:38.200 --> 1:07:40.680 Hell, Jenny, you were on the vape too. 1:07:40.800 --> 1:07:43.400 Yes, socially now, which is there? 1:07:43.480 --> 1:07:44.200 Fuck off? 1:07:44.560 --> 1:07:46.160 Even Jenne's getting hooked. 1:07:45.880 --> 1:07:49.080 Now, yes, because I know that I will become addicted 1:07:49.200 --> 1:07:52.720 if it was you don't socialize. Yeah, I know, But 1:07:53.200 --> 1:07:54.800 for a week I was addicted. 1:07:55.320 --> 1:07:56.600 It was that shocks. 1:07:56.600 --> 1:07:58.400 It was not good. It was not good. 1:07:58.760 --> 1:08:01.000 No, it's not good. But it's all making me feel 1:08:01.040 --> 1:08:04.040 more human because you guys made me feel like a scumback. 1:08:04.280 --> 1:08:06.120 But it's easy to get hooked if even someone is 1:08:06.120 --> 1:08:08.080 intelligent and right, and I can get hooked. 1:08:08.520 --> 1:08:11.080 Don't go there care anyone. But this is a PSA. 1:08:11.160 --> 1:08:14.040 Don't vape, kids, don't get into it's not worth it. 1:08:14.320 --> 1:08:16.479 Kind of just like piggyback off what I was saying there. 1:08:16.479 --> 1:08:17.920 I said, don't do it, don't get it, and you 1:08:17.960 --> 1:08:20.840 said no, no, no, But here's a PSA for the internationalists. 1:08:20.880 --> 1:08:22.720 You can't say, Mitchell, because don't do it. 1:08:23.320 --> 1:08:27.800 I'm the authority here on the So they listened to me. 1:08:28.560 --> 1:08:30.240 Don't do it. Yeah, the kids listening to you, the 1:08:30.280 --> 1:08:32.040 adult listens to you. The adults. 1:08:32.360 --> 1:08:34.360 Okay, yeah, just don't do it. 1:08:34.479 --> 1:08:36.920 Yeah, don't do it. Don't do you think vaping now 1:08:37.000 --> 1:08:38.640 is like smoking In the eighties, you could smoke on 1:08:38.680 --> 1:08:40.479 an airplane. You could smoke. 1:08:40.479 --> 1:08:41.719 Have you tried vaping on an airplane? 1:08:41.800 --> 1:08:42.320 Are you allowed? 1:08:42.479 --> 1:08:42.840 You allow? 1:08:43.840 --> 1:08:45.400 I feel like you were, like months ago. 1:08:45.560 --> 1:08:45.680 No. 1:08:45.760 --> 1:08:47.880 When I flew back from Melbourne, I posted a video 1:08:47.880 --> 1:08:50.760 about this. When I flew back from Melbourne. The voiceover 1:08:50.880 --> 1:08:55.280 lady during the safety demonstration on the flight, Oh, she's 1:08:55.400 --> 1:08:56.880 fed up with people vaping. 1:08:56.960 --> 1:08:57.680 She's fed up. 1:08:57.800 --> 1:09:00.800 Yeah, she goes, this is a non smoking light that 1:09:00.880 --> 1:09:04.680 includes eight cigarettes. So please don't even try. Oh, like 1:09:04.760 --> 1:09:07.599 she got real sassy, like she's been fucking burnt before. 1:09:07.800 --> 1:09:08.719 Don't even try. 1:09:09.120 --> 1:09:10.599 Yeah, but it was like really sassy. 1:09:10.800 --> 1:09:12.080 Yeah, so please. 1:09:12.040 --> 1:09:12.840 Don't even try. 1:09:12.920 --> 1:09:15.439 Yeah, because people would slide because there's no smoke, it 1:09:15.520 --> 1:09:17.640 was just the vapor. People would slightly try to do it. 1:09:17.880 --> 1:09:19.600 And then the flight attends to be walking down that 1:09:19.640 --> 1:09:22.559 aisle handing out the bar and Bay cookies and then 1:09:22.600 --> 1:09:24.640 they smell tooty fruity. 1:09:25.000 --> 1:09:28.200 And go, someone's fucking doing it. Yeah, just open the 1:09:28.240 --> 1:09:29.840 emergency exit, suck everyone out there. 1:09:29.880 --> 1:09:32.559 I say, I remember one time doing it in a 1:09:32.560 --> 1:09:33.520 public bathroom. 1:09:33.640 --> 1:09:34.040 Yeah. 1:09:34.080 --> 1:09:37.080 And I walked out of the stall and the bathroom 1:09:37.080 --> 1:09:39.160 stalls had overhead lighting, and I was like, oh my god, 1:09:39.160 --> 1:09:41.719 that is so fucking obvious. You could see the vapor 1:09:41.760 --> 1:09:45.160 just lingering above my cubicle and on my cubicle only, 1:09:45.240 --> 1:09:47.880 and I was like trying to fan it away because 1:09:47.880 --> 1:09:50.599 it was just lingering there under the the lights illuminated it. 1:09:50.760 --> 1:09:53.800 Someone's like, that's a fucking hot shit, what. 1:09:53.880 --> 1:09:55.080 A steaming loight of bullshit. 1:09:55.120 --> 1:09:58.360 That was like, we should go. We really need to 1:09:58.400 --> 1:10:00.320 go bigger guys. 1:10:00.400 --> 1:10:01.840 New song. That's the only other thing I was going 1:10:01.880 --> 1:10:02.320 to bring up. 1:10:02.400 --> 1:10:03.000 What's it called? 1:10:03.640 --> 1:10:04.559 Fuck? I don't even know. 1:10:04.600 --> 1:10:06.320 It's the top Gun movie. 1:10:06.960 --> 1:10:08.720 I've only listened to it once, and I was like. 1:10:09.360 --> 1:10:10.759 It's not for me to be honest. 1:10:11.080 --> 1:10:14.120 I saw something on Twitter before it came out saying, oh, 1:10:14.200 --> 1:10:16.320 this song is going to be gagas my heart will 1:10:16.360 --> 1:10:18.799 go on because that was a movie soundtrack song obviously, 1:10:18.840 --> 1:10:21.320 and it was huge is hold My Head. Everyone thought, yeah, 1:10:21.360 --> 1:10:22.840 everyone thought this was going to be her My heart 1:10:22.880 --> 1:10:23.960 will go one moment. It's not. 1:10:24.160 --> 1:10:25.920 Should be listening to a little bit of it. I 1:10:25.960 --> 1:10:27.960 have it. We'll just start here, just a little bit. Okay, 1:10:27.960 --> 1:10:29.480 this is hold my Hand New Gaga. 1:10:29.280 --> 1:10:31.479 And we're critiquing it, so copyright wise, we're allowed to 1:10:31.479 --> 1:10:40.680 play Oh my hell is everything will be okay. 1:10:41.960 --> 1:10:46.280 I heard from the heavens that clouds happened. 1:10:47.200 --> 1:10:51.360 Cloth first waltz. This is nice. 1:10:51.680 --> 1:10:56.560 I see that you heard. Why do you take so long. 1:10:56.560 --> 1:10:58.600 To tell me you leave me? 1:10:58.960 --> 1:11:04.240 I see that chomplean and you don't just shove me again? 1:11:05.760 --> 1:11:10.880 Ye, but if you decide to all run in this snide. 1:11:10.720 --> 1:11:13.599 With you, oh, let go Telli. 1:11:14.760 --> 1:11:19.320 I'm not hooked yet now so bad. 1:11:20.920 --> 1:11:23.360 Jo, but. 1:11:27.160 --> 1:11:28.679 I'm doing it more than the first listen. 1:11:29.240 --> 1:11:39.760 I'm rabbiting on about his hand. I'll ball it runs, John, 1:11:41.280 --> 1:11:42.320 That's classic gar guys. 1:11:42.360 --> 1:11:45.799 Where is your head? It's a bitten No. It feels 1:11:45.840 --> 1:11:47.400 like a star is born reject. 1:11:47.600 --> 1:11:48.160 Yes, it does. 1:11:48.360 --> 1:11:50.120 It feels like they thought, no, this song's not good 1:11:50.200 --> 1:11:52.360 enough for our film. Let's, you know, shop it out 1:11:52.400 --> 1:11:52.960 to other films. 1:11:53.000 --> 1:11:54.280 Feels like a cash grab. 1:11:54.439 --> 1:11:56.439 Like she'd be paid so much to a top gun 1:11:56.479 --> 1:11:58.280 movie a song for the sound. 1:11:58.479 --> 1:12:00.360 I really thought that that second listen was to make 1:12:00.360 --> 1:12:03.360 me go Actually it's not that bad, but there's nothing special. 1:12:03.360 --> 1:12:04.840 I saw on Twitter that the best part was the 1:12:04.880 --> 1:12:06.680 guitar solo, which I want to hear it. 1:12:06.680 --> 1:12:23.439 I don't think I even made it to that. Yeah, 1:12:23.439 --> 1:12:25.640 I can fuck with that. 1:12:25.640 --> 1:12:27.800 That's good building to that's nice, but it took us 1:12:27.800 --> 1:12:28.920 too long to get there. 1:12:32.240 --> 1:12:34.800 Yeah. Wow, yeah, I'm not I. 1:12:34.760 --> 1:12:36.080 Will not be holding your hand, Gager. 1:12:36.680 --> 1:12:38.360 You know what song has been stuck in my head 1:12:38.360 --> 1:12:40.719 for no reason all weeks. Sorry, I know we're supposed 1:12:40.720 --> 1:12:43.599 to be leaving, but we'll end on this. It's called 1:12:44.280 --> 1:12:45.640 Oh you might know, I don know. It's called The 1:12:45.800 --> 1:12:50.080 Story by I want to say Belinda Carlyle, but it's 1:12:50.080 --> 1:12:51.879 not Belinda Randy Carlile. 1:12:52.080 --> 1:12:56.920 The Cloud's jorder is commercial back in two thou. 1:12:59.120 --> 1:13:01.479 Oh my gosh, why is it stucking ended up? 1:13:01.840 --> 1:13:02.439 I don't know why. 1:13:02.520 --> 1:13:03.599 It just came to me one day? 1:13:04.160 --> 1:13:04.479 What I know? 1:13:04.520 --> 1:13:04.800 What? Is it? 1:13:04.840 --> 1:13:05.360 A classic? 1:13:05.479 --> 1:13:05.679 Yeah? 1:13:05.880 --> 1:13:11.880 All of these lands are crowns. Moy tell you the 1:13:11.920 --> 1:13:18.680 story not hitting me? Yeah, somony story or. 1:13:20.680 --> 1:13:24.679 It was on a Gray's Anatomy and some zac Efron movie. 1:13:24.680 --> 1:13:26.759 What was it like the Last Post or something? 1:13:27.160 --> 1:13:30.320 The in turn, let me look it. 1:13:30.360 --> 1:13:36.120 Up to tell them. 1:13:36.280 --> 1:13:37.360 Some bad granddads. 1:13:37.920 --> 1:13:41.120 Now this is where the guitar solo does. Fuck was 1:13:41.439 --> 1:13:46.599 me the Lucky One? Is the movie one. 1:13:47.160 --> 1:13:50.760 Clown Crow mountainous. 1:13:56.920 --> 1:13:57.800 A grand r. 1:14:00.120 --> 1:14:07.200 All that. 1:14:10.880 --> 1:14:12.160 What rad. 1:14:13.800 --> 1:14:22.120 Really feel like a million? But you should play this 1:14:22.200 --> 1:14:22.880 behavior one night. 1:14:23.040 --> 1:14:23.719 This is good. 1:14:23.960 --> 1:14:28.160 Yes, here comes to the guitar solo. Okay, fye seven. 1:14:31.560 --> 1:14:33.960 Oh, that's a good sum. 1:14:35.280 --> 1:14:37.519 I do, like Brandy, we hope this podcast make you 1:14:37.560 --> 1:14:40.599 feel at least two percent better today. Idiots, that's all 1:14:41.200 --> 1:14:43.240 so weak to god. 1:14:43.560 --> 1:14:45.200 It's good to do back in the swing of things. 1:14:45.439 --> 1:14:47.280 We'll leave you with this. Actually you do it. 1:14:47.320 --> 1:14:51.080 You're a radio guy, Brandy. Wow. 1:14:51.280 --> 1:14:55.240 The skills unmatchable, Brandy Carlisle. 1:14:56.120 --> 1:15:00.639 The story see next week. 1:15:01.320 --> 1:15:02.760 Fast forward to the end of it. That's what I 1:15:02.760 --> 1:15:04.160 need to end on. I think that's a bit more 1:15:04.160 --> 1:15:07.639 bullshit there is. Yeah, I'll been like in the last 1:15:07.680 --> 1:15:12.040 maybe thirty seconds. May find this conciously. 1:15:13.080 --> 1:15:13.720 See you next week. 1:15:15.040 --> 1:15:15.559 I love you. 1:15:20.560 --> 1:15:25.000 Me bye? 1:15:25.720 --> 1:15:26.160 Shut up? 1:15:29.160 --> 1:15:30.400 Is it just me? 1:15:30.960 --> 1:15:32.720 A podcast by a couple of me. 1:15:33.400 --> 1:15:42.519 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. Allow, and 1:15:53.600 --> 1:16:04.000 when you've done, shout, I name all you