Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: You know, I had it in the car on the
Speaker 1: way home and I didn't have a spood, so I
Speaker 1: was like an hour a dillo trying to get ants
Speaker 1: out of a whole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks
Speaker 1: of young adults food bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness? May just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 4: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Michulli and Mitchell kub Oh, guess
Speaker 1: who's back?
Speaker 2: Hi? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Mitchell komb misdal me too.
Speaker 2: You know we joked before eas we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: if it's a break from each other as well, are
Speaker 2: we not going to talk? We barely did it?
Speaker 1: Turns out it was, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: That was the last time I'd seen you, and this
Speaker 5: is the first time I was seeing you since that moment?
Speaker 2: Have I gotten more beautiful at the time?
Speaker 1: Your hell's denser and.
Speaker 2: You could use any adjective in the world, but dense.
Speaker 1: Now, I do know if I like that, no one
Speaker 1: goes to the hairdresser and goes give me something dance.
Speaker 2: It's not dense enough to be like pubic hair. Four
Speaker 2: Wheel Prize keeper Jennets here, can you google the definition
Speaker 2: of dentse Jenna. She's finally started bringing it the laptop
Speaker 2: for the googling purposes.
Speaker 4: So dense means closely compacted in substance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see it's a compliment. You've got beautiful thick care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh okay, that's better than dense. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: I guess no one's like you want to take my
Speaker 1: dense dick. It's always thick, you know in the hot talk.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll try that out with Hayden. You want me
Speaker 1: these dense wily do.
Speaker 2: You talk dirty to each other on the phone? Because
Speaker 2: how funny would it be if you called them?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 2: I said, Babe, I can't wait for you that you know.
Speaker 2: Just send him a message right now. Yeah, and just say, babe,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to come home tonight to your Dnse dick.
Speaker 5: Okay, you can see crawl into bed along see our chat.
Speaker 5: He's just said, I just had a lunch alon. Everyone
Speaker 5: at works gone. I said, here's my lunch. I haven't
Speaker 5: had it yet because I've got meetings to do. I'll
Speaker 5: see you tonight. So this is perfect.
Speaker 1: So what do I say?
Speaker 2: Note, Well, you really share everything with each other, don't you.
Speaker 2: This is my lunch, he.
Speaker 1: Said a sad face, and I'm having lunch alo, And
Speaker 1: so I said.
Speaker 2: A swim all I work from home if there was
Speaker 2: someone coming over.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, he is back in the office two
Speaker 5: days a week. Okay, so what should I say?
Speaker 2: Just say, because he wrote see you tonight, Yes, I'll
Speaker 2: see tonight, just say, can't wait to get home and
Speaker 2: crawl into bed alongside you. And you're Dnse dick. What
Speaker 2: are you laughing at? Down? It's a beautiful message. I'd
Speaker 2: be thrilled to receive that. Crawl into bed maybe he
Speaker 2: lay in bed? Yeah, I said, how.
Speaker 1: I to come home tonight and crawl into bed and
Speaker 1: cut on my guy and he's Dnse Dick.
Speaker 2: I send this to oh nice, put the mic back
Speaker 2: to me out.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's delivered.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's see what he says to that.
Speaker 5: All right, Well, my phone's on, so you're here and everyone. God,
Speaker 5: I have so much to update you all on since
Speaker 5: the since the.
Speaker 2: Break, I haven't even spoken to either of you about
Speaker 2: my running with Kerry and Kennelly.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my god.
Speaker 2: Should I save that for later? Save it for later,
Speaker 2: Save it for We're also doing another talkback things today.
Speaker 2: We are a bit of a fan favorite with you
Speaker 2: trash bag. So, I mean I just said trash bags
Speaker 2: wrong podcast? Did you I did? Sorry, that's disgusting, not
Speaker 2: trash bag.
Speaker 1: No, I want to understand that. Of course you have
Speaker 1: to listen to the show to get that reference.
Speaker 2: Man, like the name for our listeners, it's much nicer.
Speaker 1: Idiots also, that sort of just came out of nothing,
Speaker 1: like we really should we name? Should we let them
Speaker 1: choose their own name?
Speaker 2: We call them idiots? Not a bad idea, actually, because
Speaker 2: in all honesty, I've noticed in recent months that I've
Speaker 2: had so many people come up to me and say,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Mitchell, I'm a trash bag. But I've
Speaker 2: never ever had someone say, guess what, Mitchell, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2: People come up and say they listen to the podcast
Speaker 2: all the time. Okay, just never take ownership of the
Speaker 2: name idiots.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I have to say I'm an idiot
Speaker 5: at a bar and I was the idiot because I
Speaker 5: was out drinking in Sydney with Hayden the other night
Speaker 5: and I go to the bar and I'm like.
Speaker 1: A bit tipsy, so I'm extra extroverted. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this bar or this cocktail much? Do you make these
Speaker 1: from scratch? Like really being a dick at the bar?
Speaker 1: But do you have fresh marachina cherries? And then he goes,
Speaker 1: can I asho you a question?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He goes, he miss cherry, He's if the guy
Speaker 2: behind the bar behind the bar, and.
Speaker 1: I go yeah. He goes, Oh my god, I love
Speaker 1: Is it just me let me let me shout you
Speaker 1: a drink? This is on me. I oh no, you
Speaker 1: don't have to do that. He went, Okay, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure there's one more one more? No, no, no, please?
Speaker 2: Yeah you got to play a bit of table tennis.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Love it? Back and forth and then eventually he'll go.
Speaker 1: Now, he just pulled it right out of the d
Speaker 1: about paying for my own drink from a fair. But anyway, listening,
Speaker 1: fuck you, that was the worst NEGRONI I've ever had, Prick. No,
Speaker 1: I've got some updates too. There's a lot going on,
Speaker 1: so we'll do a little.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. Our Easter break with a bit extended.
Speaker 1: It was fun, but I'm good to be back. I've
Speaker 1: missed you guys.
Speaker 2: That was my fault. Sorry I did. We were only
Speaker 2: going to take a couple of weeks, but then I said, no,
Speaker 2: I need to focus on my award winning stand up shows.
Speaker 1: In the award was the award was?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Award winning sellout stand up shows. That's a random floor.
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that's why neither of you could come to
Speaker 2: Sydney Comedy Festival, because it was sold I sold out.
Speaker 1: The tickets sold out. We can go. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, I've noticed that my my audience, they leave ship
Speaker 2: to the last minute. Literally the morning of the show,
Speaker 2: tickets are at like sixty percent capacity, and then by
Speaker 2: the nighttime they're sold out, like they leave it to
Speaker 2: the actual last minute.
Speaker 1: Is that what you notice people would buy them the
Speaker 1: day of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the day off and like I s I go
Speaker 2: moms in the lead up with the worst ego, thinking
Speaker 2: oh my god, no one's coming. And then the day
Speaker 2: off they're like, ah, fine, I will. I guess I
Speaker 2: can musser up the effort.
Speaker 5: Well, if it is your first time listening, this is
Speaker 5: it just me? We start the show the same way.
Speaker 5: It hasn't changed in one hundred and four episodes with
Speaker 5: two Is it just me? Each something that we've noticed,
Speaker 5: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 5: don't know Mitch, and that's the base of the show.
Speaker 5: We also haven't Is it just you coming up? It's
Speaker 5: your chance to get on the shut.
Speaker 2: Fab bring the money to other He's going to go first.
Speaker 1: I'll go first because this is this is something that
Speaker 1: happened to me and actually happened to Hayden, but me,
Speaker 1: because you know, just by association over the break and
Speaker 1: it's it's actually not very funny, it's a serious.
Speaker 2: All right then, all right, change gears, Jann. We've got
Speaker 2: to take this theoris.
Speaker 1: You're about to get a moment. Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: We just replied, sorry, Hayden just replied break, He said
Speaker 1: sorry in all capitals in sorry what Oh no.
Speaker 2: Okay, so no, he's not accustomed to that.
Speaker 1: Thought that was coms.
Speaker 2: That's so good.
Speaker 1: Should we do that again?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: One more take? One more take? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you someone that is extremely calm during emergencies?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually yes, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 5: But I feel like Hayden claims that he's show every
Speaker 5: time that there's an emergency, and how calm I am.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked that you would be calm too.
Speaker 1: I'm very calm. I'm very level headed.
Speaker 2: I think both in that relationship you'd have to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like he'd be like No, I think
Speaker 1: he just you know, he freaks a little bit and
Speaker 1: I have have no choice but to go into ye.
Speaker 1: Fight or flight is what they call it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a fighter, like I will stay there. I'm
Speaker 5: not running off anyway, Hayden. I've actually got some music
Speaker 5: for this this story. Yeah, Hayden was hacked during the break,
Speaker 5: just to set the seat.
Speaker 2: Social media with hacks.
Speaker 1: Oh, everything was hacked. His big pond email was hacked.
Speaker 2: I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I know he still has a modem. Now.
Speaker 5: We were at the movies, right, during the break and
Speaker 5: going to see I don't know what the fuck it was,
Speaker 5: everything everywhere, all at once, whatever that film is. And
Speaker 5: we were waiting in line to get popcorn and Hayden's
Speaker 5: phone goes off and he goes, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: He goes on my email, I just got Please it's
Speaker 5: two factor authentication, Like, yeah, use this code. I'm not
Speaker 5: trying to get in, but it could be something at TikTok.
Speaker 5: I'll leave it and it gets none of vcation. Two
Speaker 5: minutes later, your passwords successfully being changed.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And then Hayden still it doesn't click that
Speaker 1: it's a problem. It's like, oy, that happens all the time.
Speaker 1: What do you mean that happens all the time?
Speaker 2: It happened all the time.
Speaker 1: I click in to Gear. I freak out. I'm like, well, no,
Speaker 1: that's that's not normal. Like, give me your phone. I
Speaker 1: go just try to log into your big pond ghost
Speaker 1: to log in. His password is incorrect. Someone's changed his password.
Speaker 2: Why would they come for this big pond of all things? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What am I going to get his Telstra bill?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Big warm. So then he goes, I freak out. I go,
Speaker 1: we need to call Telstra. So he's on the phone
Speaker 1: to Telstra and he's on speakerphone and they go, oh, Hayden,
Speaker 1: thank you for calling back, and we go back, what
Speaker 1: are you calling back? Well, you just called thirty minutes
Speaker 1: ago and we fixed the problem with another problem. And
Speaker 1: we go, no, we didn't call thirty minutes ago.
Speaker 5: Like he was freaking and I was just sitting there
Speaker 5: trying to like guide him through, and they go, yeah,
Speaker 5: you called thirty minutes ago and you said that you
Speaker 5: were down down on holidays and you didn't have your
Speaker 5: laptop or your phone, but you needed to access your password,
Speaker 5: so they reset.
Speaker 1: It for you. Oh that's dodgy, and we were no, no, no,
Speaker 1: what do you mean And they yeah, but you provided
Speaker 1: your mum's maiden name, your date of birth, and your
Speaker 1: email and they change the password to a hacker.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: So we go, oh my god, we're freaking out.
Speaker 2: How to know the mom's maiden name?
Speaker 1: Gets worse. Oh my god, I feel like, what's that
Speaker 1: girl's name? My m cis.
Speaker 2: With all the hair clips, y Abri Levin or something.
Speaker 2: What's the name Buffy?
Speaker 1: I think always in leather and it's always hot in
Speaker 1: Miami and the boots too. Oh Becky Abby Abby.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's the like the forensic one.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So then we go, okay, I guess we'll sort
Speaker 1: that out the next Then I got a text message
Speaker 1: from a friend, Hey, are you across what's going on
Speaker 1: Hayden's Instagram? And we go what are you made? So
Speaker 1: that I run to his Instagram search Hayden not coming out,
Speaker 1: but they've deleted his profile. Oh no, they've just changed
Speaker 1: it to mewi monster two three eight seven. I saw
Speaker 1: that applotted a photo of a club penguin penguin. I
Speaker 1: had no idea what was going with a wig on
Speaker 1: with a captured meow?
Speaker 2: Are there any suspects at this point? Like do you
Speaker 2: know who would have done that? That knew the maiden name,
Speaker 2: knew the data, but.
Speaker 1: There was one thing when I went to school with
Speaker 1: that I didn't see how to ie with. But no
Speaker 1: one at this point. So he's freaking because you know
Speaker 1: he works at TikTok his social media like that's a
Speaker 1: big and their access is Instagram. They deleted like twenty photos,
Speaker 1: unfollowed me, which was very weird, which is a clue
Speaker 1: taking that write that down.
Speaker 2: So it's somebody who's really jealous of you.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I generally I haven't spoken since I could.
Speaker 2: Be a detective. It is one of the old roots
Speaker 2: because how wants what to know all these details?
Speaker 1: Well, he's the next part.
Speaker 5: Then they get into his Facebook and he starts getting
Speaker 5: notifications on all his social media logging a logging a lot,
Speaker 5: logging lot.
Speaker 1: They're going for everything. They get into his Facebook, change
Speaker 1: his password.
Speaker 5: We're freaking out, and we're trying to call Instagram. We're
Speaker 5: trying to call Facebook. Then he gets a message from
Speaker 5: a friend and goes, hey, you need to check your
Speaker 5: LinkedIn even LinkedIn, even LinkedIn. They went for the jugular.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even think to come for a LinkedIn, So
Speaker 2: we check his LinkedIn.
Speaker 1: This is actually where it gets really bad. They post
Speaker 1: racial slurs to LinkedIn. They use a bad word, really
Speaker 1: bad word. Then they post, hey, quitting my job TikTok
Speaker 1: to become a stripper. I hope my dad's.
Speaker 2: Proud of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow, so.
Speaker 5: I've got like And then Hayden at the Times going oh,
Speaker 5: you know, I think they're in my linkedins, and the
Speaker 5: lady on tell She's going, oh, well, let's just do
Speaker 5: one thing at a time and I go get her
Speaker 5: the phone.
Speaker 2: It sounds like Hayden was actually the calm one in
Speaker 2: the emergency.
Speaker 1: He was shaking, he was it was trimming.
Speaker 2: He was saying, Oh, don't worry about it, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I went full full bowser, like you fix this.
Speaker 1: I'm like escalating, no worry. So upgrading you to the
Speaker 1: Diamond team.
Speaker 2: The Diamond take you.
Speaker 1: So we get in, we changed the password, they change
Speaker 1: it back like the hacker is doing it in real time.
Speaker 5: We're still reeling. Happened a week ago, and I think
Speaker 5: for about three days we had a hacker hackover. We
Speaker 5: were hungover from the hack. It was emotionally draining.
Speaker 2: I've never been hacked, but a very exciting milestone in
Speaker 2: my career. The other day, someone made a fake account
Speaker 2: to try and scam people with my name.
Speaker 1: The only fake OnlyFans, no like.
Speaker 2: A y on Facebook. They made it looked exactly like
Speaker 2: my profile, but Mitchell Coomb has had like an umlau
Speaker 2: on one of the o's or something. And then they
Speaker 2: went and commented on all my posts, replying to people
Speaker 2: who had already commented, saying congrats you've been selected, You've won,
Speaker 2: clicked this link to claim your prize, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I do giveaways to random people on baseball.
Speaker 1: That's why we didn't talk for the whole three week, bro,
Speaker 1: because I was talking to Mitchell Umlaud. That makes so
Speaker 1: much sense. I was messaging you.
Speaker 2: No, I think the Umlau on the O would make
Speaker 2: me Mitchell cums like Osher Gunsberg. Yes, wait, what's it
Speaker 2: the two dots above the O. Oh is that norm?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, ah, Mitchell cums.
Speaker 2: Oh he's got the mlail on the U. That's both
Speaker 2: Osher Gunsberg not Gunsberg.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So if I did an on the you genuinely don't
Speaker 2: know what an Omlaud does.
Speaker 1: I'd be Mitchell Mitchell Cherry still, Yeah, you give a name?
Speaker 2: Can you google?
Speaker 1: What does it? Jenna?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Anyway, moral of my story, don't hack people, It's not
Speaker 1: worth it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. God, that whole episode came between Cheery and It's
Speaker 2: Beautiful Popcorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I was so excited to see everywhere, all
Speaker 1: the time, all the ones in the same spot.
Speaker 2: Did you actually see it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: God, Okay, you m l a u T. It's German.
Speaker 4: It's a mark used over a vowel, especially in German,
Speaker 4: to indicate a different vowel quality. But what vowel quality.
Speaker 2: That explained different vowel quality? It just means you think
Speaker 2: this is you, but fuck up, it's actually a no.
Speaker 2: It basically just means that the letter it's on top of,
Speaker 2: ignore that letter. It's something else. Yeah, we learned something
Speaker 2: new every day.
Speaker 1: That's what the podcast is for.
Speaker 2: Or I get a message from Mitchell Koon's with an
Speaker 2: omlam ignorer, it's not me.
Speaker 1: And if you're a pengrim with a wig on, fuck off.
Speaker 1: All right, you're ready for yours Mitchell, Yep, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're due for an Instagram unfollowing cleanse? Ah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did one yesterday.
Speaker 5: Really, I did unfollow the Marriot and a Vietnamese restaurant
Speaker 5: that I used to love.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It always seems like a good idea at the time
Speaker 2: to follow a business that you're currently at, or like
Speaker 2: a hotel. You're saying I'll follow them, but then I
Speaker 2: just get spam from random ship. But it's also people
Speaker 2: I went to school with. Oh, Like, I feel like
Speaker 2: I've done many unfollowing ens, but they just keep popping up.
Speaker 2: There's this girl I went to school with, and I
Speaker 2: swear she's an arsonist. I think she turned out to
Speaker 2: be an arst.
Speaker 1: Wait, someone that sets fire.
Speaker 2: Like a pyromaniac like Jenna, Like she's a firefighter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what she does. She's a firefighter. But she just
Speaker 2: posts all these things and she's way too excited whenever
Speaker 2: there's a fire. She's like, yay, fire call, like selfie
Speaker 2: in the truck, and she looks so thrilled. And I
Speaker 2: was going through it the other day and I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, there's something wrong with you. Like you're
Speaker 2: doing a very noble job fighting fires, but you just
Speaker 2: get too excited about the fire party.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like a detective being like, yeah, homicide, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Dead kid, let me find it. I'll find her Instagram.
Speaker 2: It's so bad.
Speaker 1: So you think she's a secret undercover arsonist.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at this. She posted a video
Speaker 2: of the fire.
Speaker 4: Oh I forget about that, And.
Speaker 2: The caption says, not just a job, it's a passion,
Speaker 2: love heart. Shouldn't you be putting it out?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? So I love that. There's no reference
Speaker 1: to whether or not the fire is the passion or
Speaker 1: putting it out? Is the passion?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. That's what's made me so sass.
Speaker 4: And also she had time to film the fire.
Speaker 1: She stopped putting it out, that fire was blazing house.
Speaker 2: She posted a photo of a fire fighting informant says, getting
Speaker 2: ready so excited another fire call.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just gets way too excited whenever there's a fire.
Speaker 1: And do you like these posts?
Speaker 2: Look at this?
Speaker 1: What is it? What?
Speaker 2: Okay? So she posted this in August, which I believe
Speaker 2: that means it was winter, so fires were less of
Speaker 2: a problem than during summer. And she's used the song
Speaker 2: burn by Ellie Gully posted a video of a fire
Speaker 2: and she just says, miss this.
Speaker 1: She's like missing this.
Speaker 4: She's an arsonist.
Speaker 1: She starts fire.
Speaker 2: I think she starts them so that she can go
Speaker 2: put them out.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think that's evidence. Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, miss this a video of a fire.
Speaker 4: You can't post that.
Speaker 2: My god, it's so cooked.
Speaker 1: Oh that's goals.
Speaker 2: I'll look at this. She's posted a video of the
Speaker 2: fire end and the lights on top flashing, and she
Speaker 2: just captions that my kind of disco lights. Oh so
Speaker 2: like this is her idea of a party? Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: getting kicks out of this? Should I unfollow right here?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do it? I back it? No, Actually I want to
Speaker 1: keep seeing this.
Speaker 4: Actually really you.
Speaker 1: Want to follow her and send me her profile follower?
Speaker 2: And to look at this just standing next to a
Speaker 2: log on fire my calling put it out?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? That's enough of these two? Look?
Speaker 1: Now let's hear and is it just you?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Time for an?
Speaker 1: Is it just you? If you don't know what this is? Right?
Speaker 1: So we just did too? Is just means of our
Speaker 1: own mention and we give you the opportunity to be
Speaker 1: a little co host on the show and you can
Speaker 1: send it And is it just me? Of your own?
Speaker 2: We call them?
Speaker 1: Is it just you? Something you've noticed? Something you hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate? You can hit us up on socials?
Speaker 2: Yeah, are in Instagram? Is that couple of miches? And
Speaker 2: I'd like it if you come on the phone. That's
Speaker 2: my preference, so I can ask questions. But is it
Speaker 2: a voice message?
Speaker 1: Old live call combs an option.
Speaker 2: If you just want to send a voice message, but
Speaker 2: I'd prefer to chat. It's a bit more fun.
Speaker 1: Not ever on a consummate live radio pros like us.
Speaker 2: When have we ever had a dud caller? They've all
Speaker 2: been dope. They're all fun, they all.
Speaker 1: Have been very good, actually a good call.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go. This is Caitlyn.
Speaker 1: She's sending her Is just you?
Speaker 7: Is it just me? Or when you're in a rush
Speaker 7: to be somewhere on time you get every single red light,
Speaker 7: or if you're running late by even thirty seconds, every
Speaker 7: single red light to make you like ten minutes later.
Speaker 1: It's not just you, Katie.
Speaker 2: I hate that. It makes me so tense. You know,
Speaker 2: do either of you do that thing where like you
Speaker 2: diggle your leg when you're feeling a little bit Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 2: Whenever I'm in traffic and it's slow moving, my leg
Speaker 2: goes wild company not only accelerator I no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: nothing like that. But there's this one stretch of road
Speaker 2: right outside where I live, and if I drive somewhere
Speaker 2: and it takes forty minutes, I swear thirty of those
Speaker 2: minutes are just getting out of my suburb because it's
Speaker 2: one bit of road is so congested and shit, And there's.
Speaker 1: Always a day that I'm running late that it's clogged,
Speaker 1: Always it's always the time with the days when you've
Speaker 1: got nothing on and you've gotta be somewhere. You get
Speaker 1: there twenty minutes early because you have the best run
Speaker 1: there's no cars on the road. Yeah, but when you're
Speaker 1: stressed you've got to be somewhere. It's the orange lights
Speaker 1: that get me because it's like you want to go
Speaker 1: through them, but you know you can't. You just got
Speaker 1: to slop.
Speaker 2: You've ever gotten the red light camera?
Speaker 1: Yeah, heaps of times. Yeah, I'm on one point. I
Speaker 1: think I've announced that, right, I've.
Speaker 2: Got way many times. Yeah, he's still on point, but
Speaker 2: I do definitely. I don't bitch it. Like if it's orange,
Speaker 2: I'll fucking fang it and get through there. God, but
Speaker 2: if it's like if I know that, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to make it, I'm pretty good at reading it.
Speaker 1: I'm so I'm a good driver.
Speaker 5: I'm very like I just know what I'm doing, Like
Speaker 5: I can go in and out of lanes, I swerve
Speaker 5: like I don't waste any time. I'm not dangerous, I
Speaker 5: don't speed, but like I'm just I'm always thinking about
Speaker 5: how I can get there quicker. So Hayden, I think
Speaker 5: he can't drive he has learned these bad habits, so
Speaker 5: whenever he's in the car with anyone else, he's like, fuck,
Speaker 5: this is a slow.
Speaker 2: Fuck, you're a slow and we can weave. Yeah, what's
Speaker 2: going to happen when you do eventually lose your license?
Speaker 2: Not if it's not going to get if you're gay, fact,
Speaker 2: I can't drive. You're fucked, Like, how are you're gonna
Speaker 2: get anywhere?
Speaker 1: It's ambiguous that you can't drive. But we went out
Speaker 1: clubbing the other week. We went to Puffed Off.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Yeah, wow, I'd never thought i'd hear those words
Speaker 2: come from your mouth.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on, but I got recognized
Speaker 5: twice and one of them said, you're my second favorite Mitch.
Speaker 2: Oh, good girl.
Speaker 1: I don't know who it was puffed Off, Thanks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was puffed Off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I thought I dead there.
Speaker 1: I'm in my social area everyone. I love it. Okay,
Speaker 1: But Slater was performing, who's one of Hayden's favorite artists.
Speaker 1: He's American and she was in town, so I bought
Speaker 1: him tickets. It was a cute thing, so we wan
Speaker 1: any of this girl goes, oh my god, you're my
Speaker 1: second favorite Mitch, and I'm pretty sure, Mitchell Kombs was here.
Speaker 1: I slapped his ass at the bar. Or it could
Speaker 1: have been a woman. They didn't turn around. The music's
Speaker 1: very loud at those Well, I.
Speaker 2: Definitely was, and I haven't been there in like a
Speaker 2: couple of months. So sorry to that poor girl that
Speaker 2: got spanked without consent to self.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her phone was dead. I'm like, are you all right?
Speaker 1: People at clubs are not all there.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we got a puffed off and Hayden goes to
Speaker 5: show his photo card like a toddler. Anyway, the card
Speaker 5: was expired, so he now has to get a new
Speaker 5: photo card or I go, this is the perfect opportunity.
Speaker 1: Just get your l's.
Speaker 5: Because he's got to go to the RTA, he's got
Speaker 5: to go and answer all these questions. I go, just
Speaker 5: get your l's. It's one of those things that I'm
Speaker 5: saying it. It really helped me because I can. I'm
Speaker 5: always designated driver. I drive everywhere, like help me think
Speaker 5: of me. So that's like the angle that I'm going for.
Speaker 2: I'll back you up. If push comes with shave, I'll say,
Speaker 2: your boyfriend, it's not living his life.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, loser, Hayden a loser.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, yes, you can be character witnesses, like when
Speaker 5: someone is being charged with heinous crimes and they get
Speaker 5: like an old UNI lecturer to go back in school.
Speaker 1: Jamie was a professional. So you can come to our meeting.
Speaker 2: Definitely fascinating. Yeah yeah, so we should we do talk
Speaker 2: back things now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's ready. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So talkback teams is where we bring you some of
Speaker 2: the cooked shit that we hear on talkback radio. Because
Speaker 2: it's it's live, it's dangerous. You get these squirky old
Speaker 2: callers calling through to those places. And do you remember
Speaker 2: back in episode fifteen and so we're going back a while,
Speaker 2: we played you the time that a bunch of people
Speaker 2: banded together to sabotage Graham Gilbert's nightly quiz.
Speaker 1: Oh we're talking India, yep, India.
Speaker 2: Every question he asked, every single question he asked, they
Speaker 2: would answer with India just to piss him off.
Speaker 6: Which Australian gymnast one Commonwealth Games gold in nineteen ninety
Speaker 6: for his performance on the pommel Horse India.
Speaker 1: Are you Marcus grow up whatever? Yeah, grow up?
Speaker 6: Good on you boys are going to be one of
Speaker 6: those nights, Robert, good.
Speaker 2: Evening, Hello Graham how are you not too bad?
Speaker 1: You'll have a sensible answer, aren't.
Speaker 2: You get megaphone?
Speaker 1: Oh? And please, no more please? That was in our
Speaker 1: show opener for a while and it was iconic to
Speaker 1: I have you ever.
Speaker 2: Heard a more defeated man? Now?
Speaker 1: Please? I know you never think about talk back that.
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever addressed.
Speaker 5: Like these guys, they have to time out to the
Speaker 5: hour for the half hour for the news, so they
Speaker 5: sometimes have to feel minutes of audio of dead air
Speaker 5: just to make it out to the news break. So
Speaker 5: you just the shit you have to come up with.
Speaker 5: It's a tough job.
Speaker 2: But although it's not that hard to get through to
Speaker 2: Graham show. So that's why so many prank callers slip
Speaker 2: through the crack he does, like we tried it once through.
Speaker 2: He didn't even vet us. He just put us on air,
Speaker 2: straight to air, didn't even ask our name off air. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so he's quite used to prank calls at this point,
Speaker 2: and he's got quite a short views when it comes
Speaker 2: to being on the receiving end. So he was asking
Speaker 2: his listeners about salt water in the ocean and what
Speaker 2: makes it so salty, and this old bird called through
Speaker 2: with a dirty joke. I suspect it's not actually an
Speaker 2: old lady. You can tell by the voice.
Speaker 1: Oh you think it's a dot Wigan scenario.
Speaker 2: It is very dot Wiggans. You can just tell by
Speaker 2: the voice that it's not a real person.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 6: And the sultan in the sea eleanor is it.
Speaker 1: Answer for the saltiness.
Speaker 3: Of the ocean?
Speaker 1: Yes, my grandson told me he was looking it up
Speaker 1: on the internet.
Speaker 6: All right, because of all the seamen?
Speaker 1: Is that your answer is all the seamen.
Speaker 7: In the ocean makes them salty?
Speaker 6: Thirteen twelve sixty nine. We will totally ignore that answer, okay,
Speaker 6: because I just wish these people wouldn't phone up and
Speaker 6: put on Boddy voices. Alrighty, they think they're going to
Speaker 6: get away with it, but please, do we need to
Speaker 6: say it one more time? We do take all of
Speaker 6: your numbers and is an offense? Okay? Is an offense
Speaker 6: the Communications Act?
Speaker 2: Shut up, horse, I just don't think that's true. J
Speaker 2: Can you look up the Communications Act? It's offense to
Speaker 2: prank call someone? Because I really don't think it is.
Speaker 2: We do it all the time.
Speaker 1: I have to do radio codes once a year. And no,
Speaker 1: you could call us have no legal binding, right, they
Speaker 1: can do whatever they want.
Speaker 2: It's just so easy and so fun to get through.
Speaker 2: And I just love his overreaction. Yeah, like, oh please,
Speaker 2: we'll just totally ignore that. I have another example. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well Graham, right, No, it's not Graham. This is This
Speaker 2: is a show in Melbourne on three a W. And
Speaker 2: they were on the receiving end of a filthy prank
Speaker 2: call and their reaction, Oh my god, they overreacted so much.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, laugh a little darlan.
Speaker 1: Oh they were angry.
Speaker 2: Oh they were furious. Okay, So this is a three
Speaker 2: a W in.
Speaker 1: Melbourne Night Lion with Bruce Mansfield and Philip Brady on
Speaker 1: twelve seventy eight, three a W Newport.
Speaker 8: Toby's at Newport. Hello Toby, Hi Bruce, phil Yes, Toby,
Speaker 8: how are you cool?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 8: Thanks?
Speaker 1: I have a joke.
Speaker 2: Yes, what's the funniest smelling thing in the whole wild world.
Speaker 8: The funniest smelling thing in the whole wide world?
Speaker 2: Caps your nose? Howna?
Speaker 7: What was it?
Speaker 1: An anchovy?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 8: What a pity? Toby, Never call us again. Play never
Speaker 8: in your life even think about it and think, all right,
Speaker 8: we've dumped your Toby, But there are people like Carmen
Speaker 8: and Queenie online and could hear that in the ear
Speaker 8: And we heard it, and Simon heard it, So you're
Speaker 8: ruined for all of us. Toby. If you've ever thinking
Speaker 8: of tuning in again, just don't get a life and Toby,
Speaker 8: grow up.
Speaker 2: Grow up. Carmen and Queenie.
Speaker 4: I found an answer to all the communications. So threatening
Speaker 4: to kill or cause serious harm to someone is considered
Speaker 4: a criminal offense.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jenna, do you think we didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Even that's a brand new information.
Speaker 1: Drowning a human will send you to prison. Oh good
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: No behead on your mother in law or even threatening
Speaker 2: to do so.
Speaker 4: And if the pranks doesn't threaten their victim, repeated calls
Speaker 4: can amount to harassment, stalking, or bullying. So that person
Speaker 4: wasn't doing no committing an offense.
Speaker 1: God, that call was hilarious. They were so upset.
Speaker 2: Do you love how as soon as he said an
Speaker 2: anchover his c word you just heard the hosts in
Speaker 2: the background be like, yeah, like turning all the buttons.
Speaker 1: Oh God, that's so funny, good joke. I'd have heard
Speaker 1: that one before. That's fresh good.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I was going to suggest that we get
Speaker 2: dot Wiggins your eighty year old ninety year old I
Speaker 2: can't remember how old you're your alter ego, the old
Speaker 2: lady that comes out to play every now and then,
Speaker 2: because we haven't heard from dotting a beer, no, I
Speaker 2: miss her. I was going to suggest that we call
Speaker 2: a station and try and get through. But if it's
Speaker 2: repeated prank call, that's like maybe that is we'd have
Speaker 2: to call a different show for example. Actually, no, Grant's
Speaker 2: not even on at this time of day, so it's
Speaker 2: probably fine.
Speaker 1: We could call an FM station.
Speaker 2: Oh that would be way harder if it's an FM
Speaker 2: music station.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, but you have to call and basically use a
Speaker 2: dirty word and see if they even notice.
Speaker 1: Oh, like slip in because you know.
Speaker 2: How she said the streaman in the ocean. That was
Speaker 2: like a double what's the word? Yeah, because she was
Speaker 2: referring to men of the sea, men at sea, which
Speaker 2: is the men, but she tied it in with the saltiness.
Speaker 2: So it's actually dirty. So we need like a hidden meaning.
Speaker 1: What if I talk about the fact that my pussy
Speaker 1: won't stop itching and I think she might.
Speaker 2: Have mine, that's toos, not even life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, smaller than lies, like.
Speaker 2: Words that sound dirty, beaver bever fever.
Speaker 1: Oh, beaver's good.
Speaker 2: I don't think we even have beavers in Australia though,
Speaker 2: so that's too obvious.
Speaker 1: No, we don't.
Speaker 5: Maybe I can just say that I've got suddenly I've
Speaker 5: been I'm fascinated with beavers.
Speaker 1: And it's very late in life because I haven't normally
Speaker 1: been interested in beavers. But I watched something on Telly.
Speaker 2: What about the word rump?
Speaker 1: Now I want more voge, like it needs to be
Speaker 1: like I could say, like a butthole, like fanny Fanny flange.
Speaker 1: What's flange?
Speaker 4: Mat?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Flaps?
Speaker 1: Oh, flaps is good.
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm calling them having issue with my flat. But
Speaker 2: what could you actually be talking about? Obviously not your
Speaker 2: badge When i'd.
Speaker 1: Flaps on, I've got a four wheel drive, flaps It
Speaker 1: just no matter how much I clean them, they have
Speaker 1: it in grime and grunt and it stinks. Let's go
Speaker 1: with flaps. Oh my god, I like flaps.
Speaker 2: I've heard otherwise about you. What about like we're using flaps,
Speaker 2: but you're actually talking about flapper jacks like the pancakes.
Speaker 2: You're like when I come home. My my husband loves
Speaker 2: to Nora on flaps. But I'm just having some trouble.
Speaker 2: The flaps are too dry.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, flapper jacks.
Speaker 5: Is that too much of a like? I also don't
Speaker 5: think it's flap jacks. I think you're mispronouncing that. I
Speaker 5: think it's flapjacks. Oh whatever, you upset the Canadian, Yeah, flapjacks.
Speaker 2: Like you, you have this whole narrative that you like
Speaker 2: to cook your husband pancakes when it comes home from
Speaker 2: work every day, but you're having problems with the flaps.
Speaker 4: The flaps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I like that that worpened.
Speaker 2: There's nothing more he enjoys more after a long, hard
Speaker 2: day at work than my flaps, some moist flaps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what I just start with them having some
Speaker 1: meritable problems and then because I don't want to lead
Speaker 1: with the flaps, because that'll that'll be a red flap, maybe.
Speaker 2: Red fla maybe when you speak to the producer or whatever,
Speaker 2: you say you've got a cooking question. Yeah, on who's
Speaker 2: even on it?
Speaker 1: I'm looking now, who's on air?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so same station as Graham and John Law's
Speaker 2: Brent Bultitude. Oh yeah, I don't think he'd be hard
Speaker 2: to get through too. What's the number, let's try thirteen
Speaker 2: twelve sixty nine famously, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, all right, let's call shit. Don't get me.
Speaker 2: Yes Siper radio and it work. Who's calling me?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: You're talking to me?
Speaker 2: I can't hear that?
Speaker 1: Does that mean no?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Certainly not dot D dot Brent?
Speaker 2: A bet.
Speaker 9: I've been with my beloved husband four years and they're
Speaker 9: having marritable issues and I just wanted to see to
Speaker 9: stick it through.
Speaker 1: Or is it too late in life to throw away?
Speaker 1: It won't be long?
Speaker 3: Hold on, make the payments. You've got serious problems, absolutely
Speaker 3: serious problems ahead of you. Brian is next time? Brian?
Speaker 4: There we go?
Speaker 3: How are you, Brian?
Speaker 4: How's the left eye?
Speaker 3: The left eyes? Fine, it's the right eye that had
Speaker 3: caused me all the problems.
Speaker 1: His name? What's this guy's name?
Speaker 2: Brent?
Speaker 1: The hostess branch?
Speaker 2: You just confidently call him Kent and I quite frank or.
Speaker 1: He does quite frank? Hurry up? What's this? What's the call?
Speaker 2: His name again? Brian or something? Ryan? Phil?
Speaker 1: Come on, Brian, boring story.
Speaker 3: Here on the campaign.
Speaker 1: I love your head and make you back here, knew,
Speaker 1: how you go.
Speaker 3: You can't let anybody know that, Kenny, He's gotta You've
Speaker 3: got to carry. Thank you for you God?
Speaker 9: Oh oh yes, sorry Trance, you have conjunctiontis do you?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I wish I did because I could
Speaker 3: get over that.
Speaker 1: What do you What do you have in your eye?
Speaker 3: I had a detached in my right.
Speaker 9: Eye that awful milk will fix the side.
Speaker 3: Fix milk will fix it.
Speaker 1: Skim milk, skim milk. And you put it in, no
Speaker 1: sid you.
Speaker 3: Put it in, put it in a milk detachment, you
Speaker 3: put it in? How can I help you don't? What
Speaker 3: would you like to say?
Speaker 9: We the cap of the milk and you put your eye,
Speaker 9: you roll you right back anyway. I look, I'm not
Speaker 9: having a maritable problem. But I've been with my daughter's husband,
Speaker 9: Brian for forty forty forty five years, and I'll cook
Speaker 9: him dinner every night. He seems to enjoy it in
Speaker 9: it and he seems to enjoy tea and make him sweets.
Speaker 9: I make him food and making savory food, and he
Speaker 9: mostly seems to enjoy my my flaps. The only problem
Speaker 9: is he tends to be used to moist flaps However,
Speaker 9: he now sadly has experienced my flaps are dry, so he's.
Speaker 1: Not happy.
Speaker 7: Cheering.
Speaker 3: Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: If it's we're go.
Speaker 2: On, I think they hung up when you don't hang
Speaker 2: up on me, Let's take a break. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh he didn't want to borrow it.
Speaker 2: No, I think you want to subtle enough.
Speaker 1: I really didn't weave it inner. I meant to be.
Speaker 2: I cook him a beautiful stack of flaps, like you know,
Speaker 2: it could be something else, but you just went right.
Speaker 1: And when he got the black my drive laps, I
Speaker 1: got distracted by the eye. You know what. I felt
Speaker 1: bad because the poor bus it has a detached retina.
Speaker 1: And then here I am being a bastard to him,
Speaker 1: and then I called him Trent and his friend listening
Speaker 1: on Spotify, don't forget to leave a five star of eating.
Speaker 2: You're listening to?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: But a housekeeping to do? Actually for our first show
Speaker 5: back since we've returned from break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've had a bit of time off, so we've
Speaker 2: got a few things to follow up on.
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, it's just really just tying off some loose ends,
Speaker 1: so correct.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got a quick one.
Speaker 5: Actually we didn't talk about this the street lights, you know,
Speaker 5: the gorgeous streetlights. I spoke about the last episode at
Speaker 5: Sydney Airport street light.
Speaker 2: It's hute.
Speaker 1: My best friend from high school, Jack William Fuller, was
Speaker 1: the architect behind the lights.
Speaker 2: O small world. I know I knew how like them
Speaker 2: for a reason with he like your best friend and
Speaker 2: best for our school captain.
Speaker 1: He was vice captain best friend.
Speaker 2: And you clearly didn't keep in touch afterwards because like
Speaker 2: you didn't even know what he did or living. He's
Speaker 2: an architect.
Speaker 1: To be fair, a light post architect doesn't exactly excite anyone,
Speaker 1: but no, he like designed the layout of the new
Speaker 1: Sydney Airport and he messaged me like these are mine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, I just casually I did.
Speaker 1: That and my babies because I knew you'd love them.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's a little tick that off, that's a
Speaker 1: that's the lights tick. Oh I've got one more, one
Speaker 1: more piece of bullshit?
Speaker 2: Get this. Yeah, I'm enraged.
Speaker 1: And this came across my feed. Was it last episode
Speaker 1: or a couple episodes before we went on break? I
Speaker 1: brought to you the Australian Bananas.
Speaker 2: Advert oh yes, you wanted to be the new post
Speaker 2: boy for Australian Bananas because they were who were they
Speaker 2: reaching out to. They were doing sponsored content with Jessica Rowe,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a TV presenter, and we were basically putting
Speaker 2: our hand up and saying, hey, if you want to
Speaker 2: sponsor our podcast, we will sing bananas praises exactly.
Speaker 1: And I don't even to be honest, I don't even
Speaker 1: fucking like bananas, but I would have done it for
Speaker 1: a check.
Speaker 2: Because they did. They did knock us back politely. They said,
Speaker 2: there's nothing in the pipeline, but if you know, we'll
Speaker 2: think of you for any opportunity.
Speaker 1: They didn't leave us on scene. They replied and said
Speaker 1: no thanks, thanks, but no thanks. They've announced who the
Speaker 1: next banana ambassadories.
Speaker 2: The next collaboration. Yes, yeah, they.
Speaker 1: Picked the face of Australian Bananas.
Speaker 2: You know, when you do one brand deal, that doesn't
Speaker 2: make you the faith of that company.
Speaker 1: Because this prick, this right prick, is wearing a banana show,
Speaker 1: not jessic Herow. They have chosen Australian nobody, Rob millsy
Speaker 1: Meals to do the face of Australian Bananas. Get a
Speaker 1: load of this. He put this on his Instagram a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago. Ready, good old rob Cereal.
Speaker 2: I love them on my toast, I love them on
Speaker 2: my pancakes.
Speaker 1: I love them in a loaf or a muffin or
Speaker 1: a slice.
Speaker 2: I start, I'll wear them as a costume.
Speaker 1: Now he's singing, that's nice. I love them in a smoothie.
Speaker 1: I eat them on the guard.
Speaker 2: But I always leave one banana for when I put
Speaker 2: on a shirt.
Speaker 5: So this National Banana Day, grab a carry yoki banana.
Speaker 1: Whatever you think make your body see. I created the
Speaker 1: fucking banana jingle. And not only did they pick him
Speaker 1: over me. Sorry really personally you guys were involved, but
Speaker 1: they got him to sing.
Speaker 2: That's just their jingle on all the age, isn't it there.
Speaker 4: The first part where he's rhyming and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's another one he put out. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to play it, but he's playing the piano with
Speaker 1: a banana in hand, singing into it like a microphone.
Speaker 2: He's wearing a banana shirt and everything. Good old Milky.
Speaker 4: You could have done that.
Speaker 1: I could have done that, and I did it. I've
Speaker 1: done it for free. I'm living and you know what
Speaker 1: I'm boycotting bananas, and I want everyone to join in.
Speaker 1: Bought hashtagg and boycott bananas.
Speaker 2: I mean I already told you that. After you were
Speaker 2: banging on about bananas. I've been reminded of my love
Speaker 2: for them. I have one for breakfast every morning. I
Speaker 2: had one today.
Speaker 1: Will sadly that was your last banana More bananas generally.
Speaker 1: I know you've got a vibrator that's in the shape
Speaker 1: of banana. You're gonna have to throw it out.
Speaker 4: Everything banana going about just because you're that jealous of
Speaker 4: Rob Mials.
Speaker 1: I'm not jealous of Rob Mills. Good for him forgetting check.
Speaker 1: Let's be real, couple of years since he's had some work.
Speaker 2: Hey, he was. He was wonderful in Ghost to the Musical.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing at it?
Speaker 1: I'm sure I loved it.
Speaker 2: It was very moving.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure you boycopp and artist everyone, and you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm picking a new fruit. What I'm doing
Speaker 1: it here now? A fig will never do me wrong.
Speaker 2: Australian figs.
Speaker 1: I want to be the face or the voice of
Speaker 1: Australian figs.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I I feel like you need an underdog.
Speaker 2: That would be quite grateful for some exposure like that.
Speaker 2: The figs a bit more, you know, obscure. Can you
Speaker 2: google Australian figs? Do they have like a board a lobby?
Speaker 2: I actually don't think I ever really know what a
Speaker 2: fig is.
Speaker 1: I love a fig they're plumping, they're around look a
Speaker 1: bit like me, to be honest.
Speaker 2: What about a what's that fruit? That sounds like condom?
Speaker 2: But it's not. It's like a quondon Oh that come quite?
Speaker 2: My nun needs to have a quondong tree or something
Speaker 2: outside of a head.
Speaker 1: A quaker tree.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's literally I'm sure it's like quondong or something.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's right.
Speaker 2: It is Google it q u a n do o
Speaker 2: n with a quandong tree outside her house?
Speaker 1: I stand corrected.
Speaker 4: I've got some sad news. What what what there's no
Speaker 4: Australian fig company.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about the quondongs?
Speaker 1: Google? All right? Send me in your fruits, guys.
Speaker 5: I want, I want, I want people to tell me
Speaker 5: what fruit they think I should be the face off.
Speaker 2: Just make a decision, now, go with your gut.
Speaker 1: I want to be the face of Australian pamelos.
Speaker 2: What's a pamela You made that up, didn't you, Jenna,
Speaker 2: Google and you thought quondong with ma, that's probably what we.
Speaker 1: Need to do. We need to go for an obscure fruit.
Speaker 5: Like you said, that's not getting much loved by the masses,
Speaker 5: not the apples, not the Narnies, not the AVOs fruits
Speaker 5: that no one knows that Maggie beer or a rabbit
Speaker 5: on about it at luncheon.
Speaker 2: Well, there's lots of things you can do with quondongs.
Speaker 2: They're more of a dessert fruit. It's like you put
Speaker 2: it on top of a pavelover, I've got it. Custard apple, Sorry,
Speaker 2: a custard apple.
Speaker 1: Have you had a custard apple.
Speaker 2: I've never even heard of a custed apple.
Speaker 1: It's a fruit. Oh they're full of custard.
Speaker 2: Oh that really they're full of custard. Are you sure
Speaker 2: that's not man made?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I want to be the face of Google Australian customer apples.
Speaker 4: Jenna, O, my god, okay, do they have a board?
Speaker 2: That's all we need to know?
Speaker 4: Custard apple dot com dot are you you just say,
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: If they've got a website, they've got a pr agent my,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've got it, Joy, Jenna, that's a
Speaker 1: gorgeous website.
Speaker 2: No, that that website is so polver. I don't think
Speaker 2: they've got much marketing spend. That's perfect.
Speaker 5: That's why they haven't put out a search for the
Speaker 5: face of custod Apples. And if I come to them,
Speaker 5: I'm helping them out.
Speaker 2: Why do we do the email right now? Jenna? You
Speaker 2: can dictate?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got contact us.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, what about the subject line to be the
Speaker 2: face of Custard Apple, the face of what about you
Speaker 2: make the subject line just I can help?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, Sweet, I don't get their attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I can help.
Speaker 2: Okay, deer is bored, dearest chairman or woman as a lover.
Speaker 1: And JESSU top quick. I don't even think guys help
Speaker 1: me out.
Speaker 2: I reckon. You should really lean into the I can
Speaker 2: help thing. Not enough people know about custody Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Start from my friends getting right here by my side
Speaker 2: in our award winning in the studio for our award
Speaker 2: winning podcast. Didn't even know about them.
Speaker 1: Yeah this is good, Yes, this is good. Custard Apples
Speaker 1: have a problem, and I can help. I sit here
Speaker 1: in the studio great one of my number one award
Speaker 1: winning iHeartRadio podcast, and to my shock, my DAFT co
Speaker 1: hosts were unaware of the treasure and delicacy that is
Speaker 1: a custard Apple. I can help. Yes, Yes, you.
Speaker 2: Want your name out there, custom Mark, I can help.
Speaker 2: You want more people eating your food?
Speaker 1: I can help.
Speaker 2: I think you do need to at some stage really
Speaker 2: make it off with what you're asking, like you need
Speaker 2: an ambassador. I can help.
Speaker 1: I can help.
Speaker 2: I can you want to drive results for your fruit sales?
Speaker 2: I can help.
Speaker 1: Please contact me to discuss how I can help.
Speaker 2: Even better.
Speaker 1: Right, and then you can put my email address in yep.
Speaker 1: You know the email address, yep, and then go for
Speaker 1: gold Genna.
Speaker 2: Send it hang, I just read it back Jenna to
Speaker 2: make sure we've got everything.
Speaker 4: Yep, dearest Chairman, chairwoman. Custard apples have a problem and
Speaker 4: I can help. I sit here in the studio of
Speaker 4: my number one award winning podcast.
Speaker 1: Isn't just me?
Speaker 4: To my shot, my DAFT co hosts were unaware of
Speaker 4: the treasure and delicacy that is a custard apple. I
Speaker 4: can help. You want your name out there? I can help.
Speaker 4: You need an ambassador. I can help. You want to
Speaker 4: drive results for your fruit sales, I can help. Please
Speaker 4: contact me to discuss how I can help.
Speaker 1: And okay, that is housekeeping done for the face of Fruit.
Speaker 2: Now another thing we wanted to follow up on is
Speaker 2: my my run in with Kerry Ann. Let me just
Speaker 2: say it right off the bat sucked in, bitch, I
Speaker 2: beat you. You were having a competition who can get
Speaker 2: a reply first, Patty Newton still leaving you on red.
Speaker 2: But I got to mingle with Kerry Anne face to face.
Speaker 1: So I won't tell me how that even came about.
Speaker 2: So I, by the way, if anyone that listens to
Speaker 2: this podcast is also a trash bag, you've already heard
Speaker 2: this story. I do apologize. Matt really wanted to know.
Speaker 2: I wanted to save it for this podcast. So I
Speaker 2: was going to this party, and I went along, and
Speaker 2: I got to the entrance and I was getting my
Speaker 2: name checked off on the guest list. As I'm scanning
Speaker 2: for my name to find it, I see Kerry Anne Kennerley,
Speaker 2: Oh my God, among other peace people, Coschi, Kylie, Gilly Lee, Sales,
Speaker 2: Mark Burretta got it the whole fan.
Speaker 1: But it was a network party.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was the farewell party for the EP of
Speaker 2: Sunrise that was leaving. Yeah, Michael, and I saw Kerry
Speaker 2: Anne was on the list, and I thought, oh, fuck me,
Speaker 2: I'm about to have a run in with carry Anne.
Speaker 2: And she wasn't ticked off yet, so I knew that
Speaker 2: she hadn't arrived at the event. But I went upstairs
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh god, I'm just bracing for it.
Speaker 2: She's going to appear at any moment, And when she did,
Speaker 2: I thought, right, this is my chance. And I saw
Speaker 2: my moment because she walked right past me or like
Speaker 2: we were brushing shoulders.
Speaker 1: Do you freak out? Did you freak Were you scared?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Because I just knew I had to do this because,
Speaker 2: as you know, she's been a bit of a bit
Speaker 2: of a meme on our show for a long time.
Speaker 2: We've had a bit of a love hate relationship with her,
Speaker 2: haven't we.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, we Honestly, we really had.
Speaker 2: Nothing against her until she was a little bit rude
Speaker 2: when we were interviewed on Studio ten.
Speaker 1: During our live cross and I more than a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well no, like I said to you at the time,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't think she was being rude. She
Speaker 2: was just being Kerry Anne. She's no, yeah, she was
Speaker 2: being a devil's advocate. That's what she always does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like flying back and telling a peasant that
Speaker 5: my TV's broken. They don't understand that technology.
Speaker 2: So this is what happened in that Studio ten interview.
Speaker 2: If you knew here with Larry and Kylie.
Speaker 1: No, I fully take that back. I believe it was
Speaker 1: Kerry Anne's labrador the day I was watching, and that
Speaker 1: was in thralling television, So I take it all back,
Speaker 1: Golden Retriever. Sorry, Kerry, I'm so sorry. You just speak,
Speaker 1: you speak.
Speaker 4: So you're trying to earn a living and you're doing
Speaker 4: a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'd love it that third. Yeah, So Mitch took
Speaker 2: that personally, and then we just decided that, yeah, from
Speaker 2: now on, she's our nemesis. Yeah, she didn't know that,
Speaker 2: but we just decided, yes, she's our showing nemesis. And
Speaker 2: so I saw her there and I was like, I
Speaker 2: gotta do this, I gotta do this for our idiots.
Speaker 2: I got to talk to her. So I said, carry Anne,
Speaker 2: do you remember me? You interview you on Studio ten,
Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, I never forget her feace. However,
Speaker 2: remind me what that was for, oh, which as all right,
Speaker 2: Hay pointed out, that's her way of saying, I have
Speaker 2: no fucking idea who you are. Yeah, but I said
Speaker 2: it was for my podcast, my co host and I
Speaker 2: came on and she goes, oh, that's right, And I said,
Speaker 2: don't pretend you remember carry Anne. You don't remember back
Speaker 2: to carry I did. I said, how many people have
Speaker 2: you interviewed in your career? It'd be thousands by this point.
Speaker 2: You've been doing it for that long, which was subtle
Speaker 2: shade in itself. And she says, well, you know, I
Speaker 2: do have most of my resume store it up here,
Speaker 2: but it has been many years. I've got to get
Speaker 2: to the bar and I was like, oh, she palmed
Speaker 2: you off. Yeah, and I thought, fuck, I fucked it.
Speaker 2: I missed it. I didn't get the photo. I didn't
Speaker 2: get the photo. So she went and got to Bubbly
Speaker 2: and I'm saying to my friend who was there, you
Speaker 2: got to get a photo of me and Kerry Inn,
Speaker 2: whatever it takes. And he played it beautifully, Brooklyn. He
Speaker 2: was like, carry Anne, Oh my god, can we get
Speaker 2: a photo? Oh? Thanks? Now, Mitchell, do you want one too?
Speaker 2: I was like yeah, So we got the photo and
Speaker 2: then the whole time I'm thinking this is hilarious.
Speaker 1: And then the photo was gorgeous too, very high on
Speaker 1: the flash you saw all of her inperfections.
Speaker 2: So we got the photo and I felt a little
Speaker 2: bit bad and knowing that I did it in sort
Speaker 2: of a mocking way, because she did stand there for
Speaker 2: like fifteen to twenty minutes and kept chatting with us,
Speaker 2: which is nice. You know, she was being present, giving
Speaker 2: us the time of day, although I could tell just
Speaker 2: by looking into her eyes that she was thinking who
Speaker 2: the fuck are these people and fuck they're weird, like
Speaker 2: we were being so.
Speaker 1: Also, it wasn't like a public event. These were all
Speaker 1: friends of Michael. The man was leaving, so she shouldn't
Speaker 1: really be fangirls. Also, I hate to say, but I
Speaker 1: think it would be a rarity that Kerrianna stopped and.
Speaker 2: Asked for no I think of it happened all the time,
Speaker 2: because really, people that aren't listeners of the podcast that
Speaker 2: asked me about it later they were like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: you met kerry Anne. Like people were excited for me.
Speaker 2: They didn't realize that I was doing it as sort
Speaker 2: of an inside Joe the icon. Yeah, and that's what
Speaker 2: I've realized after taking that photo is that, oh, she's
Speaker 2: actually still beloved by a lot of people, because they
Speaker 2: were like, that is amazing that you met her. I
Speaker 2: love her. She's an icon. You must have been so
Speaker 2: excited meeting a meeting icon. And I was thinking, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, she was lovely in the end. And I
Speaker 2: posted the photo, didn't tag her on purpose because I
Speaker 2: also put on my stories captain this, and I reposted
Speaker 2: a lot of the responses I got, and not all
Speaker 2: of them were flattering. Yeah, there was things like don't
Speaker 2: go to Kerry's injector, like a lot of things bagging
Speaker 2: out her, and I shared them and I didn't targer
Speaker 2: because I didn't want her to see them. And then
Speaker 2: it happened I got a notification Kerry Anne Kenneley just
Speaker 2: started following you. Oh, and I panicked because I thought,
Speaker 2: oh my god, how did she find me? I didn't
Speaker 2: even tell her my name when I went up to her,
Speaker 2: I just said carry Anne, remember me. I never said
Speaker 2: I'm Mitchell. So I'm like, how the fuck did she
Speaker 2: find me? Someone here must have notked so in a panic.
Speaker 2: I just went and muted everyone on Instagram that was there.
Speaker 2: Coshi muted, Lee Sales, muted, Kyli Gibbes, muted Sadly I
Speaker 2: meet her, all of them. I just muted everyone because
Speaker 2: I'm like someone someone told her. And so then I
Speaker 2: deleted the stories, hoping that she wouldn't see what I'd reposted,
Speaker 2: which was all the unflattering things was saying. And then
Speaker 2: I remembered all the voice messages I'd sent her.
Speaker 1: Which are now going to be in her inbox. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you unset them?
Speaker 2: They would have been moved from message requests into primary
Speaker 2: to each other. Yeah. One of them in particular is bad,
Speaker 2: the most recent one. This is when I got a
Speaker 2: bit cranky that she wasn't replying. This was it, carry Inn,
Speaker 2: Why don't we play a game of Hide and guys seek.
Speaker 2: You're in, so just go and hide and don't come
Speaker 2: out till I find you. One, two, three, there we go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ohh And I was like, oh fuck. So yes, I
Speaker 2: went unsent them all and it was a five minute
Speaker 2: moment of panic where I thought, oh my god, someone
Speaker 2: here narked like she's going to come for me, She's
Speaker 2: going to find me, she's going to find out all
Speaker 2: the jokes we've made about her. But I think my
Speaker 2: damage control sorted it out too sweet because it wasn't
Speaker 2: a problem. She just commented lovely to see you, which,
Speaker 2: as you know, is what you say when you can't
Speaker 2: remember you've met someone or not.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: You don't say nice to meet you, you say nice to
Speaker 2: see you, to see you. And she also reposted the
Speaker 2: photo to her Instagram story and put a love heart emoji.
Speaker 2: Oh and I was like, I think I'm friends with
Speaker 2: carry Inn now, yeah, I think we're friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think officially yeah.
Speaker 2: And then over coffee we confirmed, yeah, we're friends. Now.
Speaker 2: She had me over to Pat the Labrador. Did she's
Speaker 2: golden Retriever? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, lovely. Oh my god, look at you and Carrie.
Speaker 2: We're pals now. So no more carry in jokes on
Speaker 2: this show, do you hear me?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: None.
Speaker 1: I'm happy with that deal. Why can't we try and
Speaker 1: book her as a guest. If you're so good friends?
Speaker 1: Such good friends? That could be full circle?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe I take advantage of it. I
Speaker 2: message her and go, carry Ina come on the show,
Speaker 2: because now have to actually get it and listen to
Speaker 2: it because we're close personal friends.
Speaker 1: Do it? Do it? Bring the labradors in, sorry, and
Speaker 1: she can come in and sit in the studio and
Speaker 1: we can. I don't know what we'll talk about, anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's try and get carry in on.
Speaker 2: Why don't you a m I can't tell if you're
Speaker 2: joking or not.
Speaker 1: I'm being serious. I love to have it's full circle.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it now, I'll do it later.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's forward.
Speaker 2: What if she does that thing that everyone does when
Speaker 2: you're invited on a podcast and you go listen to
Speaker 2: their most recent episode and you hear this. What if
Speaker 2: she hears this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Well, we also replayed the moment that
Speaker 1: she broke her fibia over and out from maybe sixty episodes.
Speaker 2: And then we commentated it every time she fell from
Speaker 2: the trapeze in our show opener. We'd go right close
Speaker 2: to home. We can't invite her on she knew that.
Speaker 1: That's true. That's like listening to a true crime podcast
Speaker 1: about the Zodiac killer then inviting the Mardy. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: not do it. I think it's too dangerous.
Speaker 2: She's banned for life.
Speaker 5: I think so, even though she's a friend of the show.
Speaker 5: Now we can refer to her as a friend of
Speaker 5: the show, no longer villain. She's her slate is clean,
Speaker 5: but she is banned from the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't ReadWrite history her own good exactly. Carry
Speaker 2: into and one more thing I want to follow up
Speaker 2: on before we get out of here. Yes, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Right before we wrapped up for Reesta, you put the
Speaker 2: call out there, you said, hey, can anyone do with
Speaker 2: Mitchell Kumb's impression? Did anyone even bother giving it a go?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I'm unimpressionable. I knew it.
Speaker 1: No one could do it. No, it's.
Speaker 2: Why did you do a tick for that's.
Speaker 1: Because we've updated you that would yeah, oh yeah true.
Speaker 1: Actually that was wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I Actually it's frustrating because I do want to
Speaker 2: hear someone try and do an impression of me. But
Speaker 2: I love that no one is confident enough in their
Speaker 2: impression because it's's impossible.
Speaker 1: It's hard.
Speaker 5: If you can, We're not going to just not play it.
Speaker 5: If you do have a bang on Mitchell Kumb's impression,
Speaker 5: get on the show. Messages Joored Lark very tough.
Speaker 1: It is hard.
Speaker 4: I can't give it a go.
Speaker 2: Why don't you give it a go Jenna?
Speaker 4: Why don't you give it a Jenna.
Speaker 1: That's insulting, that's horrendous.
Speaker 4: I didn't have practice time, true.
Speaker 2: Look if you made me sound really flemy, i't blocked her.
Speaker 1: No, she held her nostrols clothes.
Speaker 4: You who sound like a pit squeaze trying to do
Speaker 4: a deeper voice.
Speaker 1: No, it don't work deeper. All right, Ye, good to
Speaker 1: be back. Everyone, get back home, back where we belong.
Speaker 1: On the show one, Mitchell Kumb's favorite podcast.
Speaker 2: How's your how's your guestbooking going?
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't answer that question. This is your favorite podcast?
Speaker 2: Oh you made a statement, and I just thought that
Speaker 2: everyone assumed that was true.
Speaker 1: There was a good thank you guest booking.
Speaker 2: I do hit us up with suggestions on what we
Speaker 2: should call you, apart from idiots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel idiot's very it's negative. We want something positive.
Speaker 2: As a podcast tour. I can confirm that just Idiots
Speaker 2: has not caught on in the same way as trash
Speaker 2: Bags has.
Speaker 1: Does that mean we're gonna have to rename our secret
Speaker 1: Facebook group?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fuck, well, maybe we're in too deep.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Look, if we get a really good suggestion that clicks.
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys send them through the.
Speaker 5: Next week we can sive through the options and we
Speaker 5: can we can try some out, because.
Speaker 2: Like trash bags is a play on trash alley. But
Speaker 2: you can't just pick one word out of is it
Speaker 2: just me and use that.
Speaker 1: Just meanies to the meanies.
Speaker 2: The meanie You've got to imagine someone coming up and saying,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're Mitchell. I'm an either it just
Speaker 2: mean it too long, like I'm a trash bad.
Speaker 1: I'm an that's tough.
Speaker 2: What about you just take the ears from is it
Speaker 2: just me? I'm an insect?
Speaker 1: O in the earsect?
Speaker 2: Or a buddy I'm an insect?
Speaker 1: What about a mebian from me? Look, if you name yourselves, guys,
Speaker 1: idiots might be the best option.
Speaker 2: Maybe a plan on couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. No, that's insulting. Again,
Speaker 1: We've gone from idiot to bitch.
Speaker 2: Why don't we call our listeners convicted sex offenders. I'm
Speaker 2: a consected sex.
Speaker 1: I don't think that I'll catch on. No, I'm Mitchell.
Speaker 1: I love your show. I'm actually an international terrorist suspect.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. International terrorist aspects. We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 4: Just Me a podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome To add brief that was a secret segment on
Speaker 2: the end. Well, I was wondering, it's exciting to get
Speaker 2: a bit convicted sex offendery of me if I go
Speaker 2: Welcome to. It's a secret segment on the end. We
Speaker 2: pretend that the show's over and then we just hang
Speaker 2: out with our favorites. But it's not our interim idiots. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we call them idiots in the interim.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because it also just rolled off the tongue for me earlier.
Speaker 2: That's why I accidentally said trash bags.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know something will come, something will come out
Speaker 1: of this, well, something dense. God, I can't believe I
Speaker 1: a dot bungled the flaps line.
Speaker 5: She just went straight out there with my husband misses
Speaker 5: my pussy, Like I essentially just said on live radio,
Speaker 5: my husband is used to having a wet pussy.
Speaker 2: I know, like it was meant to be innuendo. You
Speaker 2: basically just said fuck my MutS dry.
Speaker 1: I got so caught up with a milk chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think you redeemed yourself with.
Speaker 1: The milk Chat. I agree, I agree you seemed to
Speaker 1: love it. But the poor fuck with a detached right now,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Even know what that means. Can you detach your retinas?
Speaker 2: I have a visual?
Speaker 1: Isn't what makes you see? Does it detach?
Speaker 2: That is it falls off?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It must stick.
Speaker 2: Oh it's disgusting. Meant everyone just wins at the same time.
Speaker 1: God, that's awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So any who have either of you watched Heart
Speaker 2: Stopper yet that Netflix show?
Speaker 5: No, it's meant to like it's like a gay awakening story,
Speaker 5: right or a gay love story.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't gay awakening. It's just something that I feel like
Speaker 2: if you're gay, it's mandatory to watch. It's kind of
Speaker 2: like please like me. Everyone just watched it, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, and it was fine. It was a good like
Speaker 2: hangover show. Put it that way, right, Like I wasn't
Speaker 2: hung over when I watched it, though, and I binge
Speaker 2: that thing in one day, which I never do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's a sin. Remember with Holy Years that.
Speaker 2: Was yeah, but that it's that bit less depressing because
Speaker 2: that was all about HIV A Oh good, But this
Speaker 2: one Heart Stopper on Netflix. It's all about like, it's
Speaker 2: just cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: Like a little gay and he falls in love with
Speaker 2: the straight rugby player and then the rugby player ends up.
Speaker 2: Everyone happened it. It's so obvious what it's about. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Is it like loves Simon?
Speaker 2: But yes, and then the rugby player has to you know,
Speaker 2: grapple with his sexuality and come out to his mum
Speaker 2: and all that stuff, and then it's gorgeous. But then, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was just pretty furious away from that show.
Speaker 1: Was she okay?
Speaker 2: Well? The mum was played by Olivia Coleman. I like
Speaker 2: to call her Queen Elizabeth. Yes, I can't unsee you
Speaker 2: from the ground. Yeah. A lot of my friends said
Speaker 2: that they cried real tears in several episodes. I didn't
Speaker 2: get that far. I was like, oh, yeah, this is sweet,
Speaker 2: it was heartwarming, but I was also fucking seething. I
Speaker 2: was like, through you for having that experience. Yes, underage clowns. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is not what coming out is meant to be.
Speaker 2: And I'm meant to find someone that likes you back
Speaker 2: that easily.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming out is meant to be disgusting and traumatic.
Speaker 2: No, shut up, you're just as bad. You were the same.
Speaker 1: Now, my coming out wasn't great.
Speaker 2: I found a boyfriend before you came out.
Speaker 1: Yes, but that's what made me.
Speaker 2: I've come out of the closet and been like, I'm out,
Speaker 2: I'm available, and everyone's been.
Speaker 4: Like and.
Speaker 2: That show just made me feel so single. It also
Speaker 2: did feel a little bit inappropriate because they were the
Speaker 2: characters were only like fifteen or sixteen, and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's below the age of consent. So obviously there's no
Speaker 2: sex scenes in it, but maybe in season two. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Was it insinuating that they had sex.
Speaker 2: No, not at all. It was literally just cutesy, like
Speaker 2: holding hands and kissing and shit, that's all it was.
Speaker 2: And it was gorgeous. That's cute.
Speaker 1: I'll watch it.
Speaker 5: I've just blotted anything with the word heart stop, heart
Speaker 5: stop in it because of my heart related honest, I
Speaker 5: just starting to be triggered.
Speaker 1: So I didn't come up.
Speaker 2: With my manifesting. If you watch heart Supper, yeah, like
Speaker 2: you think that's a hard supper, you try what I
Speaker 2: have a dinner last night, I just lid to the
Speaker 2: bottom of the KFC bucket that greased with Gordgeous.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, I loved heart Stop and when did you
Speaker 1: get my discharge? Yes, I'm watching Ozark. I've just finished this,
Speaker 1: the series finale of Ozark, and I know there's a
Speaker 1: lot of Ozark fans out there. It's got a cult following.
Speaker 1: That show is weird. I don't know what other shows
Speaker 1: fall into this category, but there is so much like
Speaker 1: gravitas around Ozark and so much talk and the show
Speaker 1: is pretty basic.
Speaker 5: It's actually not actually about oh, money laundering, drug smuggling,
Speaker 5: drug cartoon. It's like a boring, breaking bad.
Speaker 1: No, it's a good shot, Jenna. The ending, have you
Speaker 1: seen it?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen the ending.
Speaker 1: I won't ruin it for you.
Speaker 4: I've only seen the first part.
Speaker 1: Of And you know they've done mitchell last season two parts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hate that, so they've dropped.
Speaker 5: It's one season, but it's two parts and they waited
Speaker 5: six months in between dropping them.
Speaker 2: Did they do half the amount of episodes in each past?
Speaker 1: I hate that same.
Speaker 4: I've only watched that first half.
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's just lack lesser. Sorry, but it's not
Speaker 1: worth it. And it made me think, Fuck, why did
Speaker 1: I put any time into this?
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 4: The first half was quite good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm glad that you've said that, because now
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go and watch it. I have
Speaker 2: no fomer hearing you talk about Ozach, but you have
Speaker 2: to go watch Stopper.
Speaker 1: I will watch her Stoper. Hayden and I will watch it.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised Hayden hasn't already. He seems quite you know,
Speaker 2: on the scene in the gay world. Yeah, he's quite
Speaker 2: up to date with that shit. Now.
Speaker 5: I got home the other night and he was watching
Speaker 5: the Olivia Rodrigo documentary for the third time.
Speaker 1: He's a documentary now on Disney Plus. Of course it's
Speaker 1: one I know he's been watching it on Loop. The
Speaker 1: New Kardashians I've been loving. I love the Kardashians really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. Did you see that she's Kim's with
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. Now, yes, and they're at the met gala.
Speaker 1: The met gala happened this week.
Speaker 5: And Pete was there with the most god awful spray
Speaker 5: TND Like, clearly, Kim's gone, Pete, babe, like you need
Speaker 5: to get ten And he looks Google Pete Davidson Met Gala.
Speaker 1: He looks six shades darker than he normally. He's a
Speaker 1: white boy from Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, he really doesn't look that bad. I think
Speaker 2: you are that a bit. I thought it was going
Speaker 2: to look shocking, but that. Yeah. I like whoever's on
Speaker 2: his spray tan. I want to I want to know
Speaker 2: where you like it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've never had a spray tan. Did you got
Speaker 1: your get one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They're quite good. You feel one hundred bucks that whole time? Really,
Speaker 2: I have you Why don't you just instead of getting
Speaker 2: a spray tan, you just get one of those the
Speaker 2: mitt ones. Like you get the foam and you put
Speaker 2: that on.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? You stand in the shower.
Speaker 2: No, you just you have a little glove on and
Speaker 2: you put the foam on and then you just rub
Speaker 2: it in and you just cover whatever areas you want
Speaker 2: to cover. You maybe you just want to turn your
Speaker 2: arms or your legs. And then you don't directly apply
Speaker 2: the foam to the face. You just use whatever remnants
Speaker 2: has soaked into the foam on your face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you leave it there for a bit, and then.
Speaker 1: I go through a lot of bubbles. I'd need there's
Speaker 1: a lot of service area to cover.
Speaker 2: No, it's pretty good. It spread as well. Really, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Just want someone to attach a piece of string to
Speaker 1: my toe and dip me in it and then just.
Speaker 2: It's much more involved. You have to go in there
Speaker 2: wearing underwear. Oh no thanks, and they it's like all right,
Speaker 2: now stand to the left up and it's like it's
Speaker 2: very cold when they do it. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 2: have to turn around and then do the back and
Speaker 2: then you have to bend your legs out like it
Speaker 2: so they get the inner thigh.
Speaker 1: I could never do that.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You should just do the mid thing.
Speaker 1: Oh do you know what I'll try it? Is it
Speaker 1: men and women?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I know that's ridiculous, but is or? Do you just
Speaker 1: get any spray tan?
Speaker 2: The one I got, I'll just send it to you.
Speaker 2: It comes with the mit and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. Okay, I'll try it. Hayden.
Speaker 5: And I want to get baby botox, like a really
Speaker 5: small amount of preventative botox that they put in your
Speaker 5: forehead and your face which stops you from developing lines.
Speaker 5: So it doesn't freeze your head, but it just stops
Speaker 5: the lines from ever for me. So you get it,
Speaker 5: so you don't have to end up with botox because
Speaker 5: lines form from movement. But if you get it before,
Speaker 5: you have lines in never get lines.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I left my run a bit late for that.
Speaker 2: I've already got the line.
Speaker 1: You don't have lines, I do when you frown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but everyone has them on.
Speaker 2: They can't see them now because of my adult boats.
Speaker 2: I should have gotten the preventative.
Speaker 1: Oh do you have full adult bolltocks?
Speaker 2: Not in the forehead though, just the eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like being able to move my forehead. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: facial expressions. It's the it's the crow's feet that I
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 5: Same, That's what I worry about them being because I'm
Speaker 5: very emotive that it'll just take away all of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I don't think you should get it
Speaker 2: in the forehead. Imagine not being able to do this
Speaker 2: shocked look of disgust face.
Speaker 1: Oh that's my go too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. How often? How many times a day do I
Speaker 2: make this when we're doing the podcast?
Speaker 1: Sorry is short?
Speaker 2: You couldn't yawn?
Speaker 1: I will see you couldn't. She could not say that.
Speaker 1: I love a good yawn.
Speaker 2: I went to the dentist the other day and she
Speaker 2: wanted to give me a felling where she'd have to
Speaker 2: numb my face. And this was the Thursday before my
Speaker 2: show started, and I said to her, Oh, can we
Speaker 2: reschedule for another day because I can't have a number
Speaker 2: face because I'm doing Indi in Comedy Festival tonight. She said, oh,
Speaker 2: you're performing and I was like yeah, and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I knew you looked familiar. I swear, I swear I
Speaker 2: saw you at the Adelaide Fringe Festival and I just
Speaker 2: didn't correct it. I was like, yeah, I've done Adelaide
Speaker 2: Fringe before. You love the show? Was I good?
Speaker 7: Grape?
Speaker 1: She thought you were kiddy floating again.
Speaker 2: I'd be thrilled with that.
Speaker 1: I thought I recognized you. You did the Mystery Box
Speaker 1: on Mastershire Jella Lawson.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I also have to get a crown
Speaker 2: on my tooth, which I never go.
Speaker 1: Oh, I just got a crown. What you got dental?
Speaker 1: You need a lot of dental work done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of bits and pieces, because you know
Speaker 2: the root canal the worst thing ever.
Speaker 1: No, you're not kidding it, are you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I already got it. I just never got the crown.
Speaker 1: Where did you get that?
Speaker 2: Three years ago, like, oh my god. Yeah, so I've
Speaker 2: just been like risking it.
Speaker 1: So they've canaled the route but they never capped it.
Speaker 2: Well, I just never booked in and then we had
Speaker 2: COVID so I couldn't go to the dentist. So I
Speaker 2: use that excuse. But I've just gone three years risking it.
Speaker 2: My root canals with might just snap off.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I just never chew things on that side
Speaker 2: of my face.
Speaker 5: Vapes are shocking for your gums. It can give you
Speaker 5: severe ginger of itis.
Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, it's because you're holding it in your mouth
Speaker 5: and it's flavorsome, like with smoking mouth.
Speaker 2: No, but like because it's got a flavor sort of
Speaker 2: bitch does that. You don't hold it in your mouth,
Speaker 2: you inhale it properly. I would never bumpuff. I did
Speaker 2: a whole bit at my comedy show about bumpuffing. I
Speaker 2: think we should call it a coward puff coward. They
Speaker 2: don't use the words bum puff in Melbourne, though, I
Speaker 2: learned that the hard way. They stared at me blankly
Speaker 2: when I did the Melbourne show.
Speaker 1: What do they.
Speaker 2: Say bum suck? Because that's so much better.
Speaker 1: That's what you and I do on a weekend.
Speaker 2: Oh speak for you yourselves.
Speaker 5: You're on a bumpuffer with a cigarette, like you just
Speaker 5: inhale it straight away. But with vapes it's tasty, yummy,
Speaker 5: they're good flavors, so you kind of do mouth feel
Speaker 5: a little bit more than a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Oh I never did that.
Speaker 1: Ah well, I've been trying to prove a point of
Speaker 1: the dentist.
Speaker 2: I've been a little bit slack with the vaping. You
Speaker 2: know how, I was cutting back heaps and I was
Speaker 2: only doing social vaping. I got a bit stressed during
Speaker 2: the Sydney Comedy Festival season, so I took it up again,
Speaker 2: and so now I'm having to cut back again. So
Speaker 2: if I get cranky, that's why.
Speaker 5: That's what Hayden said. He was telling me, I'm on
Speaker 5: this last fight, that I'm done, and then it was
Speaker 5: a yellow one and the next day was purple.
Speaker 1: What's happening here?
Speaker 5: He was buying new vapes, kept telling me that it
Speaker 5: was the last one, and he would like shake it
Speaker 5: like it's almost done.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that doesn't prove any Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Not a tank of petrol.
Speaker 2: So Hayden's a vapors too.
Speaker 1: Yes, really severe.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I suddenly feel less alone because I would
Speaker 2: have used the word severe to describe like around you now,
Speaker 2: I was really bad, like I was vaping the whole
Speaker 2: podcast basically last year before Christmas. I would have definitely.
Speaker 2: I'm still addicted, but I'm not as severe now, Like
Speaker 2: I don't do it all day every day.
Speaker 1: But you you just all these addictions, all these books,
Speaker 1: and I've just been consistent old mitched the whole Seas series.
Speaker 1: I've never strayed or shown any signs of addiction or
Speaker 1: mental illness. Oh really, this whole series.
Speaker 2: I love how that's meant to be a flex Listen,
Speaker 2: I've got genetics working against me.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 2: The combs are the gambling addicts there are, they're all depressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know? I know, I trust me. I'm
Speaker 1: just severely undiagnosed.
Speaker 2: Do you ever get tempted to have a puff of
Speaker 2: the vape that Hayden has? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I like the sweet flavors.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, here we go, that's where it starts. Don't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: No, my favorite is grape. I love grape.
Speaker 2: Okay, that that actually does make me feel better. That
Speaker 2: tells me that you're not a certified vapors because that's
Speaker 2: like entry level vaping. The grape one that's like the
Speaker 2: l plates are vaping. Okay, we had a part. Don't seriously,
Speaker 2: don't do it. It's really hard to get off.
Speaker 5: And then I was at a party in a friends like,
Speaker 5: you want to my vapor. I'm like, sure, expecting it
Speaker 5: to be a grape No. No, what she pulled out
Speaker 5: like a hand grenade from the future. They're getting bigger.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I wonder if I've got one.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I would a vape.
Speaker 2: I used to always just have them with me, so
Speaker 2: surely I've been pretty good. I haven't had it today.
Speaker 1: It's good. He's pulling out heroin. It's a hint. It's
Speaker 1: a syringe.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've got no arbing strawberry banana?
Speaker 1: Oh hybrid?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it allowed to have banana in there? After your band?
Speaker 5: I just don't hear it, so it's just strawberry. I
Speaker 5: don't hear the I don't hear the word. My brain
Speaker 5: is not blocked it out.
Speaker 2: God, the craving is shocking.
Speaker 1: At give it here, put it in my water bottle.
Speaker 1: Let's kill it.
Speaker 2: Now? What if I need that on a night out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I told you keep it as a backup cold day
Speaker 2: to day vaping. It's the social vaping that I am allowed.
Speaker 1: That's the worst stuff, the social vape. If you are
Speaker 1: trying to kick it, that's where it'll get you.
Speaker 2: All my friends vape, so if I'm around them, fucking.
Speaker 1: Hell, Jenny, you were on the vape too.
Speaker 4: Yes, socially now, which is there?
Speaker 1: Fuck off?
Speaker 2: Even Jenne's getting hooked.
Speaker 4: Now, yes, because I know that I will become addicted
Speaker 4: if it was you don't socialize. Yeah, I know, But
Speaker 4: for a week I was addicted.
Speaker 1: It was that shocks.
Speaker 4: It was not good. It was not good.
Speaker 2: No, it's not good. But it's all making me feel
Speaker 2: more human because you guys made me feel like a scumback.
Speaker 2: But it's easy to get hooked if even someone is
Speaker 2: intelligent and right, and I can get hooked.
Speaker 1: Don't go there care anyone. But this is a PSA.
Speaker 1: Don't vape, kids, don't get into it's not worth it.
Speaker 2: Kind of just like piggyback off what I was saying there.
Speaker 2: I said, don't do it, don't get it, and you
Speaker 2: said no, no, no, But here's a PSA for the internationalists.
Speaker 2: You can't say, Mitchell, because don't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm the authority here on the So they listened to me.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. Yeah, the kids listening to you, the
Speaker 1: adult listens to you. The adults.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, just don't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't do it. Don't do you think vaping now
Speaker 1: is like smoking In the eighties, you could smoke on
Speaker 1: an airplane. You could smoke.
Speaker 2: Have you tried vaping on an airplane?
Speaker 1: Are you allowed?
Speaker 2: You allow?
Speaker 1: I feel like you were, like months ago.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: When I flew back from Melbourne, I posted a video
Speaker 2: about this. When I flew back from Melbourne. The voiceover
Speaker 2: lady during the safety demonstration on the flight, Oh, she's
Speaker 2: fed up with people vaping.
Speaker 1: She's fed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes, this is a non smoking light that
Speaker 2: includes eight cigarettes. So please don't even try. Oh, like
Speaker 2: she got real sassy, like she's been fucking burnt before.
Speaker 1: Don't even try.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was like really sassy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so please.
Speaker 2: Don't even try.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because people would slide because there's no smoke, it
Speaker 1: was just the vapor. People would slightly try to do it.
Speaker 5: And then the flight attends to be walking down that
Speaker 5: aisle handing out the bar and Bay cookies and then
Speaker 5: they smell tooty fruity.
Speaker 1: And go, someone's fucking doing it. Yeah, just open the
Speaker 1: emergency exit, suck everyone out there.
Speaker 2: I say, I remember one time doing it in a
Speaker 2: public bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I walked out of the stall and the bathroom
Speaker 2: stalls had overhead lighting, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that is so fucking obvious. You could see the vapor
Speaker 2: just lingering above my cubicle and on my cubicle only,
Speaker 2: and I was like trying to fan it away because
Speaker 2: it was just lingering there under the the lights illuminated it.
Speaker 1: Someone's like, that's a fucking hot shit, what.
Speaker 2: A steaming loight of bullshit.
Speaker 1: That was like, we should go. We really need to
Speaker 1: go bigger guys.
Speaker 2: New song. That's the only other thing I was going
Speaker 2: to bring up.
Speaker 1: What's it called?
Speaker 2: Fuck? I don't even know.
Speaker 4: It's the top Gun movie.
Speaker 2: I've only listened to it once, and I was like.
Speaker 1: It's not for me to be honest.
Speaker 2: I saw something on Twitter before it came out saying, oh,
Speaker 2: this song is going to be gagas my heart will
Speaker 2: go on because that was a movie soundtrack song obviously,
Speaker 2: and it was huge is hold My Head. Everyone thought, yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone thought this was going to be her My heart
Speaker 2: will go one moment. It's not.
Speaker 1: Should be listening to a little bit of it. I
Speaker 1: have it. We'll just start here, just a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is hold my Hand New Gaga.
Speaker 2: And we're critiquing it, so copyright wise, we're allowed to
Speaker 2: play Oh my hell is everything will be okay.
Speaker 4: I heard from the heavens that clouds happened.
Speaker 1: Cloth first waltz. This is nice.
Speaker 2: I see that you heard. Why do you take so long.
Speaker 4: To tell me you leave me?
Speaker 2: I see that chomplean and you don't just shove me again?
Speaker 7: Ye, but if you decide to all run in this snide.
Speaker 2: With you, oh, let go Telli.
Speaker 1: I'm not hooked yet now so bad.
Speaker 4: Jo, but.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it more than the first listen.
Speaker 1: I'm rabbiting on about his hand. I'll ball it runs, John,
Speaker 1: That's classic gar guys.
Speaker 2: Where is your head? It's a bitten No. It feels
Speaker 2: like a star is born reject.
Speaker 1: Yes, it does.
Speaker 2: It feels like they thought, no, this song's not good
Speaker 2: enough for our film. Let's, you know, shop it out
Speaker 2: to other films.
Speaker 1: Feels like a cash grab.
Speaker 5: Like she'd be paid so much to a top gun
Speaker 5: movie a song for the sound.
Speaker 2: I really thought that that second listen was to make
Speaker 2: me go Actually it's not that bad, but there's nothing special.
Speaker 1: I saw on Twitter that the best part was the
Speaker 1: guitar solo, which I want to hear it.
Speaker 2: I don't think I even made it to that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can fuck with that.
Speaker 1: That's good building to that's nice, but it took us
Speaker 1: too long to get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, yeah, I'm not I.
Speaker 1: Will not be holding your hand, Gager.
Speaker 2: You know what song has been stuck in my head
Speaker 2: for no reason all weeks. Sorry, I know we're supposed
Speaker 2: to be leaving, but we'll end on this. It's called
Speaker 2: Oh you might know, I don know. It's called The
Speaker 2: Story by I want to say Belinda Carlyle, but it's
Speaker 2: not Belinda Randy Carlile.
Speaker 4: The Cloud's jorder is commercial back in two thou.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, why is it stucking ended up?
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It just came to me one day?
Speaker 1: What I know?
Speaker 3: What? Is it?
Speaker 1: A classic?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All of these lands are crowns. Moy tell you the
Speaker 1: story not hitting me? Yeah, somony story or.
Speaker 2: It was on a Gray's Anatomy and some zac Efron movie.
Speaker 2: What was it like the Last Post or something?
Speaker 1: The in turn, let me look it.
Speaker 2: Up to tell them.
Speaker 1: Some bad granddads.
Speaker 2: Now this is where the guitar solo does. Fuck was
Speaker 2: me the Lucky One? Is the movie one.
Speaker 4: Clown Crow mountainous.
Speaker 1: A grand r.
Speaker 4: All that.
Speaker 1: What rad.
Speaker 2: Really feel like a million? But you should play this
Speaker 2: behavior one night.
Speaker 1: This is good.
Speaker 2: Yes, here comes to the guitar solo. Okay, fye seven.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good sum.
Speaker 2: I do, like Brandy, we hope this podcast make you
Speaker 2: feel at least two percent better today. Idiots, that's all
Speaker 2: so weak to god.
Speaker 1: It's good to do back in the swing of things.
Speaker 2: We'll leave you with this. Actually you do it.
Speaker 1: You're a radio guy, Brandy. Wow.
Speaker 2: The skills unmatchable, Brandy Carlisle.
Speaker 1: The story see next week.
Speaker 2: Fast forward to the end of it. That's what I
Speaker 2: need to end on. I think that's a bit more
Speaker 2: bullshit there is. Yeah, I'll been like in the last
Speaker 2: maybe thirty seconds. May find this conciously.
Speaker 1: See you next week.
Speaker 8: I love you.
Speaker 2: Me bye?
Speaker 4: Shut up?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of me.
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