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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever hooked up with the help?

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Speaker 3: Great question?

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Speaker 4: So that's anyone coming over to your house to do

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Speaker 4: some work. Have you ever hooked up with them? Thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 3: They don't have to come over to your house, though,

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Speaker 3: you might have hooked up with a maid at a resort.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take that call. Bloody thought whether they.

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Speaker 3: Don't have to be They don't have to come over

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Speaker 3: to your house. You might go and do horse riding lessons.

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Speaker 3: You might hook up with your horse rider training these

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Speaker 3: bloody horse with the horse rider before.

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Speaker 4: But she wasn't my teacher. She just happened to be

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Speaker 4: a horse riders. Just a happy coincidence.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. The reason we're talking about it, who are you

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Speaker 2: referring to the horse rider?

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Speaker 3: The horse trainer?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, the horse whispers. She spoke to horses

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Speaker 4: and me. Anyway, she was the reason we're talking about

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Speaker 4: it is is because yesterday on the show, we were

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Speaker 4: speaking to a daughter who was speculating quite genuinely that

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Speaker 4: her mum might have hooked up with a milkman.

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Speaker 1: My two older sisters and I I would tell my

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Speaker 1: younger sister she was the milkman's daughter because we were

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Speaker 1: so dark and she was white. We're like, no, you're

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Speaker 1: the milkman's daughter.

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Speaker 2: You just got dropped off with the milk Is this

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Speaker 2: a possibility?

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Speaker 1: Well, you never know. I'll put it out there. You know,

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Speaker 1: everyone needs a bit of love them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just putting out there in the open rine

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Speaker 4: now that you think your mom had sex with the milkman.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I've got some golls.

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Speaker 4: Here if anyone joined topic, We've got Angela.

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Speaker 2: Angela, you've hooked up.

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Speaker 1: With the help I have I have. I've actually helped

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Speaker 1: up with my mechanic.

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Speaker 2: Hello, how did it go down? Angela?

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Speaker 1: Yes, so what was happening. My mom was actually working

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Speaker 1: in the office with the mechanics, and I used to

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Speaker 1: go in and just say hi to my mom and

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Speaker 1: get my past service by these mechanics. Anyways, and he

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Speaker 1: was the apprentice. So we've started to see each other

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Speaker 1: behind everyone's back. We had a bit of a fleeing

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Speaker 1: going on for years. And yeah, so we ended up

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Speaker 1: having to come clean to my mother and obviously the

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Speaker 1: bosses of mechanics, and the good news we're still together

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Speaker 1: eight years later.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, still.

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Speaker 5: Changing your oil.

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Speaker 1: How's good?

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Speaker 4: Very good?

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Speaker 2: Will really let's go to Daniel here?

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Speaker 3: Ask Andrew question that might be considered a bit risky.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not sure. Actually, we're a family friendly show. Angela.

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Speaker 4: You know, I don't entertain this if it's too gross.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, far away, it's.

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Speaker 3: Not gross at all. I just feel as if, like,

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Speaker 3: if you're in that sort of a scenario, if I

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Speaker 3: put myself in your shoes, and certainly you know the

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Speaker 3: the absolute goal there would be to fine tune things

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Speaker 3: at the mechanics.

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Speaker 2: Did you?

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Speaker 5: Did you?

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Speaker 1: He was well, he was working obviously on my car,

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Speaker 1: but he used to change my headlights and that's kind

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Speaker 1: of how we flit sparked up. Ow.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm confused. Are you using euphemisms here?

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Speaker 6: Or are you?

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Speaker 5: Are you.

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Speaker 1: Angela?

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Speaker 2: Your headlights are on? Anyway, we're gonna go to a song.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear some more of these six.

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Speaker 6: Head Have you hooked up with the Help?

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Speaker 2: I love these stories? If you were the help as well?

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Speaker 2: Give us a card. Have you ever hooked up with

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Speaker 2: the help? Right now?

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Speaker 6: I need somebod.

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Speaker 4: So yesterday will I mean we were knocked off our

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Speaker 4: chairs when a woman joined us and she said that

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Speaker 4: her mum had actually hooked up with the milkman of

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Speaker 4: all people.

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Speaker 2: Bloody hell. So now we're taking your calls. I mean,

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Speaker 2: just how much does this happen.

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Speaker 4: Because it happens a lot if you're if you're you,

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Speaker 4: that's not necessarily true at all.

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Speaker 3: You told me you hooked up with a receptionist a resort.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but this isn't about me this segment, this isn't

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Speaker 2: about me at the end of the that let's.

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Speaker 3: Just you just told me that in the song.

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Speaker 2: No, we were, we were just throwing things around. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to mean by that, well.

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Speaker 4: You and me were throwing things around me and there

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Speaker 4: is let's go to Daniel.

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Speaker 2: Here, how did I not know this?

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Speaker 3: The receptionist that's like the bell boy or the receptionist.

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Speaker 2: It it was a bell man. So there was a woman.

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Speaker 2: But let's got to gell here what happened.

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Speaker 3: We're just going in some windsurfing pamphlets and then you

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Speaker 3: were like by the way room two or three.

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Speaker 2: No, we were.

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Speaker 4: I was traveling by myself, you know, I've traveled a

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Speaker 4: lot by myself. And then people would figure that out

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Speaker 4: and I think the.

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Speaker 3: And all of a sudden, I just rock up to

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Speaker 3: your own No, no, no, they.

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Speaker 4: Staf would off and say like, oh, you know you're

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Speaker 4: by yourself and to kind of a drink with the

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Speaker 4: with the staff, with the crew.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't sorry, it doesn't happen.

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Speaker 1: It does.

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Speaker 3: I've traveled by myself all the time. They've never gone like, oh,

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Speaker 3: by the way, do you want to come and be

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Speaker 3: with me in my room and nine o'clock. That is

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Speaker 3: an exceptional circumstance. You know, when you go to a

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Speaker 3: hotel looking by yourself, you tell the receptionist and all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden you got your pants off.

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Speaker 2: No, no, that's what happened at all. I just became

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Speaker 2: friends with them because I talked to you. I've been

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Speaker 2: a conversation with people. Will I just got a kel

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Speaker 2: here kel you hooked up with the help.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. So we had this cleaner when I was back

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Speaker 7: living in my parents' house when I was eighteen, and

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Speaker 7: she was a Brazilian girl. She was probably four years

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Speaker 7: older than me, twenty two or so, and she yeah,

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Speaker 7: she came over once a week to clean the house

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Speaker 7: and always, you know, when you're eighteen, you a little

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Speaker 7: bit feel like you. It's a bit kinky that you

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Speaker 7: got a cleaner. Then she was hot.

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Speaker 5: One day.

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Speaker 7: One day she walked in while I was in bed.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, woke pajke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Nothing, nothing happened that night.

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Speaker 7: But then a few days later, sorry, the pub and

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Speaker 7: we had a drink together and had a good night.

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Speaker 3: Nice and you're still together obviously, No, no Ah, too bad.

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Speaker 3: We're going for the nice, happy ending there. But it

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Speaker 3: was it was certainly what it said on the tin.

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Speaker 3: It was just a bit of a fantasy for an

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Speaker 3: eighteen year old boy. Now you've also hooked up with

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Speaker 3: a client as well, and would consider that the help.

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Speaker 4: I suppose for the radio show, let's go to Daniel

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Speaker 4: here thirty one sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Daniel, Now this is interesting. We're flipping it. You were

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Speaker 2: the help.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So I went over and did a job

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Speaker 5: for this little old lady.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't go that way, boy.

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Speaker 7: The granddaughter was out.

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Speaker 5: I was changing the hot water service and she's out

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Speaker 5: gardening with bending over straight leg. I mean, let's keep it.

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Speaker 3: We don't need to know how she was pending over.

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Speaker 6: Maybe Jesus Christ, all right.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's let's stop and start get away.

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Speaker 7: Yeah right here and yeah, so I finished the job.

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Speaker 5: She's come over and she spicked a heap of lemons

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Speaker 5: for me. That the granddaughter. She gave me the lemons

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Speaker 5: and said, oh, look, you sounded like you're going to

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Speaker 5: a party tonight.

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Speaker 7: This would be good for your coronas. Oh, so I

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Speaker 7: didn't think much of it.

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Speaker 5: I gave him my number to make sure the hot

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Speaker 5: water service is going to work well for her grandmother.

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Speaker 5: And then later that night, I'm going to a text

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Speaker 5: message about ten ten thirty.

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Speaker 1: Saying, oh, how's the night going out?

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Speaker 7: The lemon's good in your beers and I'm like, yeah, they're.

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Speaker 5: Going great, love, thanks very much.

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Speaker 7: How's the hot water service going? And then she followed

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Speaker 7: it up with a couple of meaty pictures and yeah.

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Speaker 5: Then she turns around and goes, this is my address.

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Speaker 5: If you'd like to send the taxi over, I'll be

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Speaker 5: happy to meet with you.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, thank you, I'm on my way.

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Speaker 6: Jeezes wold story wow, wow, story, right stuff, Daniel, very good.

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Speaker 3: Cool down in here. Know that was a bit of

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Speaker 3: a bit of a hot minute or two.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't easy.

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