WEBVTT - MINI: Barack OLlama

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Well are

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<v Speaker 2>you excited? I am so excited. Producer Rio there, what

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<v Speaker 2>a cliffhanger? Has promised us a thick plot here?

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<v Speaker 1>The plot dickens. Oh yeah, the plot until now has

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<v Speaker 1>been watery and super Yes. Wait, it's good about get

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<v Speaker 1>very audious.

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<v Speaker 2>Cordials here, weak cordio.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's going to be reduced to a delicious thick sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you just tuned in, then yesterday we were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about the urban legend of Barack O Lama cited

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<v Speaker 2>around Fitzroy. We want to know is this true that

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<v Speaker 2>there was a Lama? That someone walk around on a

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<v Speaker 2>lead called Barack O Lama? Yesterday too lukewarm emails were

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<v Speaker 2>rushed off by the so called investigative double act or

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<v Speaker 2>producer Caitlin and Rio, and all you got was one

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<v Speaker 2>back saying it actually they do have down in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning to Peninsula Barack Olama there with his wife Michelle correct.

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<v Speaker 3>No confirmation if they're out Fitzroy Lama No confirmation.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I can call them soon. So you had

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<v Speaker 2>all go yesterday, and all we've got now is half

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<v Speaker 2>a lead.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not exactly a front page.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically you're now just going you do the work

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, You call them, find out, you do

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<v Speaker 2>the reporter. It's just I had a lot of trouble

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<v Speaker 2>getting into contact with the just a bit slow on

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<v Speaker 2>email because they're closed Monday Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can absolutely get it and we will have

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<v Speaker 1>an email.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's that plot thickening? All I'm hearing is the BS At.

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<v Speaker 1>The moment the front page headline was like president impeach.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I got to call them.

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<v Speaker 2>Cat getting hold of the president.

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<v Speaker 3>So we need to find whether or not Barack Olama

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<v Speaker 3>is in Fitzroy. Now I could go to Fitzroy Pound

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<v Speaker 3>the pavement, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just wait.

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<v Speaker 2>You want me and Jack to do that? You want

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<v Speaker 2>me to call everyone in Fitzroy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just one man.

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<v Speaker 3>And why is the power of one man when you

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<v Speaker 3>can use the power of twelve and a half thousand

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<v Speaker 3>people On the Fitzroy Neighborhood Network Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Group, this is now, This is good work, smarter, not harder.

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<v Speaker 3>So I requested my admission into the group at ten

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<v Speaker 3>three am.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you give yourself a username?

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<v Speaker 1>I used the show account.

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<v Speaker 2>Really underdep cover the question O'Connell show, Friday, six Ton. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>that's so smart.

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<v Speaker 3>You had to actually answer a series of questions about

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<v Speaker 3>Fitzroy to get admission into the group.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how we got our Suburbs one group. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what street is the provincial hotel? And I had to

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<v Speaker 1>google it?

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<v Speaker 3>Eventually I got through at one twelve pm. I then posted,

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<v Speaker 3>hey guys, we're a radio show and had a listener

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<v Speaker 3>this morning tell us about a pet lama in Fitzroy

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<v Speaker 3>called Barack Olama.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't seem to find much about it. Is it real?

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<v Speaker 3>Does anyone have any hot leads? Thanks for your help.

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<v Speaker 3>That was at one point thirty did not get approved

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<v Speaker 3>for six hours. I was worried we were maybe being blackboard.

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<v Speaker 3>We were getting too close.

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<v Speaker 1>To the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>They were trying to silence us. Some responses came in Dominic,

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of jokesters. I gotta say, I think someone

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<v Speaker 3>pulled the wool over your eyes was the first comment,

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<v Speaker 3>Tom fake news again, a lot of silencing, someone saying

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<v Speaker 3>maybe check the Collingwood Children's farm.

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<v Speaker 1>But then it gets very thick.

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<v Speaker 3>A breakthrough anonymous member four five three yes exclamation mark.

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<v Speaker 3>It's owned by Al and his lovely family.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's hell.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on the line now.

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<v Speaker 1>That we're still working on our but we have a name.

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<v Speaker 2>We have twenty two hours, two emails, well, no, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>two emails. A chat room got fired up, and now

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<v Speaker 2>all we've got is owl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hell of a lot closer hours.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not a hell of a lot closer. We're a

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<v Speaker 2>tiny eenie lean a bit closer to owl. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know an owl of Fitzroy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that would be a good starting point, but we'll

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<v Speaker 1>take any owls at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Who had or still has a pet lama?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, ideally.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean ideally, Well, I start any owls.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly just talking to ol. We can't take a week

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<v Speaker 1>and get at this point, right.

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<v Speaker 2>So any our calling so we can discontinue you or

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<v Speaker 2>discount you from Fitzroy exactly, right? Okay, where would you

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<v Speaker 2>homer a lama in Fitzroy? Space is a premium there.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't be a rental because landres maybe a counter

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<v Speaker 2>but bloody gate lama. It can't be upstairs and say

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<v Speaker 2>they don't like going upstairs or downstairs and the same

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<v Speaker 2>thing because they haven't got haven't got any knees. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not okay, you ever seen a cow curtsy or anything

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<v Speaker 2>like that. They can't got no need, same with lamas. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's true the cows maybe they have similar don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to go down?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, yeah, I mean yeah, not helpful.

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<v Speaker 2>But people living in glasshouses should't throw stones, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. It's not helpful. So all and

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<v Speaker 2>just like are you ol cool? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the difference beween allowed pack and alama.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the same animal, just called different things in different places.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think it is. Is it the coat?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the fur? Yeah? What can you find?

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<v Speaker 3>Lamas tend to grow taller and larger than the average outpacker.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, isn't one more friendly? And they're one quite aggressive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's one that one spits, one spits and kicks.

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<v Speaker 2>And actually people hire them to protect their herds. Yes

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<v Speaker 2>they do.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't put a maremma dog like cow dog, which

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<v Speaker 3>is a herd protector in with alama cazelle fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. There. You use them as guard like ups called sentinels.

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<v Speaker 2>Sentinel is like an outlying guard somewhere, and they use

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<v Speaker 2>one of them, the outpackers or the lamas to protect

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<v Speaker 2>like sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>From foxes and stuff humans both or.

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<v Speaker 2>A human dressers a fox check. Actually, if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get into this, it's a little bit more serious

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<v Speaker 2>about jocking in that manner. Right now? What else have

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<v Speaker 2>you found there of you just stopped? Have you still

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<v Speaker 2>looking for our No? Personality wise, the two personality wise

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<v Speaker 2>mean that one's a little bit chatty.

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<v Speaker 3>Both are generally docile, but compared to the average Olt packer,

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<v Speaker 3>Lamas tend to be more sassy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, really right. Quite a few people have texted

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<v Speaker 2>in just about you know, the last ten minutes of

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<v Speaker 2>the show saying that they actually think the person Chapterain

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<v Speaker 2>was making a joke about you need to speak to

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<v Speaker 2>al As in our packer.

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<v Speaker 3>I have actually just looked at the Facebook group and

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<v Speaker 3>anonymous member four five' three has replied full name al Packer, lmao, Yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Pot thickens Jack allowed to actually you know where we

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<v Speaker 2>are nowhere? Absolutely no, right now the plot has unfickens. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the pot is now very crystal clear.

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