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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast, O Ho Ho Ho,

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas children.

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Speaker 2: Santa's here, Yes, Santa say, Santa, just do my bit

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Speaker 2: to save Christmas for you guys.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Usual this morning, sad news that there is an actual

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Speaker 3: serious shortage of Santas to staff shopping centers of Australia.

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Speaker 3: The older guys that you normally do this are not fitting.

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Speaker 3: Too confident going out about the communition and to hang

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Speaker 3: around shopping centers with families and kids.

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Speaker 1: Totally understandable.

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Speaker 3: That means the next generation, the new generation of Santa's,

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Speaker 3: need to step up with your twenty thirty, forty to

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Speaker 3: fifty do your bit to save Christmas. Course up this

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Speaker 3: morning on nine four one four one oh four three

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Speaker 3: do your audition to be a Santa this Christmas. Department stores,

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Speaker 3: shopping centers are listening right now, Ben, Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Third morning, Christian Morning crew.

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Speaker 1: Hello Ben. The people in the background think you've won something.

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Speaker 3: Still nowody else, I love it already getting into character,

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Speaker 3: all right, Santa.

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Speaker 1: Ben, Off you go.

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Speaker 4: Marry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Fantastic, brilliant Ben, that's genuinely will you do? What have

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Speaker 1: you been a Santa before.

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Speaker 4: Yes, workds.

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Speaker 1: Was this? Okay? I get the feeling there was an

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Speaker 1: incident and they don't do that again. Okay, on your lap, Ben,

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Speaker 1: Ben never did that.

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Speaker 4: It might have involved something like that.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I'm sure, sure, okay, let's move on. I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure about hiring men cut he's been released some

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Speaker 3: contract a free agent. We met Pat Santa there way zero,

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Speaker 3: dear Peter, Peter would be more like it, Peter, Good

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Speaker 3: morning morning, Okay, Peter.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear your audition to be Santa this year.

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Speaker 4: On Dasha on Danta, on prant, on Vixen, on comment,

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Speaker 4: on Cubi, on Blitzen, Ho Ho, ry Christmas to all again?

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Speaker 1: What an audition?

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Speaker 5: Did you know that it's Donder and Blitzen because Donda

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Speaker 5: is lightning in German and Blitzen No, sorry, thunder and lightning.

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Speaker 5: Donda is thunder and Blitzen is lightning.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Killer Christmas facts. Yeah, Peter, how

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Speaker 1: do you know that? Mate? What do you actually do

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Speaker 1: for a living.

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Speaker 5: To be a nightclub manager? But I play Staner at

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Speaker 5: my kids kin? Do I actually own a professional Santa costume?

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Speaker 5: It's scary, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: What will makes one professionals amateur suit.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, mine's properly ordered from America, like from a

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Speaker 5: proper Santa supply.

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Speaker 1: What's that sort of custom made like a tailor made one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can buy them in different sizes. But there's

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Speaker 5: a Santa School with America and I pretty much got

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Speaker 5: it from there.

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Speaker 3: Oh my word, this is a good knew there was

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Speaker 3: a Santa School making outfits for Santas all over the world.

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Speaker 1: Wow. We and then the shopping centers of Australia seriously

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Speaker 1: needs you to come back to work, Peter.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, you know, I'd love to do it, but

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Speaker 5: someone's got to be Santa. I'm busy this time of you.

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Speaker 1: Peter, Thank you very much. You Cole have a good name.

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Speaker 5: Thanks christ you'd love the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, buddy. Joshua come on him ah heo. Hello there, Joshua.

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Speaker 1: Now are you're sixteen? Apparently? Are you at work at

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Speaker 1: a macas right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I work at McDonald's right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well yeah not current? Well yeah I'm employed there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you're not there right now the drive through

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Speaker 1: unless a load of cars go Come on mate on

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Speaker 1: the radio bit Santa today, I will be yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: which one.

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Speaker 4: Where are you at east?

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Speaker 3: Think southbound on day think yeah, on the freeway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, busy, It's been all right, reson, I tell me

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Speaker 1: this right, Joshua on the little drive through?

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Speaker 3: Can you hear everything from that microphone that people are

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Speaker 3: saying in their cars?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 4: I don't really do drive through, but I'm more kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Sure you're a specialists, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, professional?

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Speaker 5: Sorry yeah, pro.

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Speaker 1: Level to this all right, Josh, do your censor for us,

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Speaker 1: all right?

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's it sixteen okay yours? Was it much better?

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Speaker 1: Josh Erick and you got a better one? You warm

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Speaker 1: it up?

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Speaker 3: Give us another one, Joshika.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Merry Christmas. Tool.

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Speaker 1: I love it, Josh, it's very good.

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Speaker 3: We'll send you a price, okay, Josh, thank you, thank

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Speaker 3: you very much for calling the show.

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Speaker 1: Take care buddy, you do. Thank you. Jenny. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Hello Jenny. You ready to be a Santa?

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Speaker 4: Yes, a female center.

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Speaker 1: You Patsy did a great job. Berdy, good luck Jenny,

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Speaker 1: And that's why I'm on ho ho ho ha ha.

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Speaker 4: Very medic Christmas to you.

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Speaker 1: I love this.

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Speaker 3: This is more like a posher kind of department store.

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Speaker 3: What isn't it that is classy Jenny.

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Speaker 1: Sol Oh, bless you. I don't know why. That has

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Speaker 1: really made me laugh, that is j Please, thank you,

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Speaker 1: please hang on, let me kill the music. You've got

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Speaker 1: to do it again in your own time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Ho ho ho ha ha.

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Speaker 4: Very medicals to you.

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Speaker 5: Ho.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 4: I've got a lot of Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Store beautiful holding the high notes at the end like

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Speaker 3: a very own Whitney Houston. Jenny, will send your prize,

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Speaker 3: your save Christmas well done.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: There you go to Bartman stores. There you go shopping centers.

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