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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast. Bruce Willis, Do I need

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Speaker 1: to give context as to who Bruce Willis is?

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Speaker 2: Do you think?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, I'll check with Analyse and oh

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Speaker 1: she's not here Runnings Left. Actually, do you know who

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Speaker 1: Bruce Willis is? Demi Moore's ex husband.

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Speaker 3: That's not how he's famous, though, But do you know

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Speaker 3: I name a movie name of Bruce Willis movie Analyse,

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Speaker 3: here you go, Georgia.

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Speaker 4: Aren't you shot that cheating? Cheating there together?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 1: But anyway, yes, die Hard. So he's like an A

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Speaker 1: grade action movie star.

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Speaker 4: Bruce Well, he was very sick right now?

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Speaker 1: I think yes, No, I think he is very very

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Speaker 1: sick right now. But it's been revealed by Bill Murray,

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Speaker 1: who for some I don't know why Bill Murray is

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Speaker 1: doing the rounds uch of the moment he's doing podcasts

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Speaker 1: that he's in must be the case. Anyway, he was

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Speaker 1: on Andy Cohen and he revealed what what Bruce Willis's

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Speaker 1: first job was, and this really tickled me.

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Speaker 6: Bruce Willis was a page at NBC WOW when I

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Speaker 6: was on Saturday Night Live. This job was to come

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Speaker 6: and go to the dressing rooms and refill the eminem's

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Speaker 6: and pretzels kind of thing in the actors rooms.

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Speaker 1: Wow, can you I mention Bruce Willis would walk into trailers,

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Speaker 1: would walk into rooms and just fill up their pretzels.

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Speaker 1: Pretzel It's just such a good image for mine that

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Speaker 1: this action superstar is in there filling up the eminems

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Speaker 1: and the pretzels. Got to be one of the worst

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Speaker 1: jobs ever. I would say, like, if if that is

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Speaker 1: your only job, you just I assume you're standing in

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Speaker 1: some sort of waiting area with a massive bag of eminem.

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Speaker 4: That's bad job.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's bad after a day of filling up

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Speaker 1: bowls of eminems and pretzels.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, quit m and ms and pretzels. Let's start there.

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Speaker 1: Well, but maybe he'd get he'd get policed on how

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Speaker 1: many eminem I think at the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: get in here, Willis, you haven't been having some of

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Speaker 1: the eminems and pretzels, have you?

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Speaker 3: I just don't think that's for some of the gigs

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Speaker 3: that people can have at the bottom end, filling up,

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Speaker 3: filling up eminems and pretzels.

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Speaker 4: It's got to be up. There was a good one,

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Speaker 4: I reckon.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we find out how low it gets thirteen.

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Speaker 1: One oh six five is the number. Yeah, what's the

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Speaker 1: worst job you've ever had? And is it worse than

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Speaker 1: filling up bowls of Eminems and pretzels? A few from

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Speaker 1: me to throw into the ring here. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: worse than filling up bowls of Eminem's and pretzels. Once,

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Speaker 1: I just had to dig holes on a construction site.

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Speaker 1: It was my one job. I don't think I was

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Speaker 1: trusted with any of the actual construction that went on on,

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Speaker 1: so my my job was digging.

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Speaker 3: The holes weren't even used as well. You were just

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Speaker 3: you were just you were just it was you. It

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Speaker 3: was your girlfriend's dad around the building company. So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: just keep this busy for half an hour.

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Speaker 1: Just get him out of I dug holes for two

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Speaker 1: weeks straight, and then the owner came to the house

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Speaker 1: because there were holes for trees. And then the owner

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Speaker 1: came after two weeks and said, can you move those

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Speaker 1: holes two centimeters to the right. Oh wow, I just okay,

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Speaker 1: So I had to start again. We moved, so I

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Speaker 1: had to fill in holes, then move every whole two

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Speaker 1: centimeters and then the trees were touching and she goes,

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Speaker 1: do you know what the first position was no. Really, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was a job of mine. Wow, I also counted

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Speaker 1: votes at the election.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I think see this is I don't think

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Speaker 3: you should admit this because there's a federal election coming out.

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Speaker 1: You think I'm back, Bring me back. This is one

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Speaker 1: of the great redemption story because I was, I was

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Speaker 1: sent home.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you're back. Don't You're bringing the AEC

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Speaker 3: into disrepute. The fact that you actually got a job

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Speaker 3: with them is discussed. I think you threw the I

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Speaker 3: think that you're the reason that what was it that

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Speaker 3: year Tony Abbott got int I mean Abbot? Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: the other reason that Abbot got in there, I had.

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Speaker 1: A couple of I was forgetting to mark people off

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Speaker 1: the roll. A lot of people would have got fines.

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Speaker 4: But that was your one job.

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Speaker 1: No, and then at the end I had to count.

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Speaker 1: But then when we kept getting the count wrong, the

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Speaker 1: then I was sent home early. So look, I've had

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Speaker 1: some shockers. Thirteen one oh sixty five people.

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Speaker 4: Got fined for not voting.

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Speaker 1: Because of me. I didn't mark them off the roll.

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Speaker 1: I thought I had to find them on the roll.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, there's your name, get in there.

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Speaker 4: D's job with the worst job she's ever had?

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Speaker 3: D d A you going yeah, good D. Did you

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Speaker 3: say your name before you spoke?

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Speaker 4: That was cute.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 1: Actually, what's the worst job you've ever had?

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Speaker 5: My worst job was my first job. I was fourteen

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Speaker 5: and nine months at a hairdressing Salem and I used

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Speaker 5: to have to My old boss used to smoke at

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Speaker 5: the time, so back then smoking was allowed inside, So

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Speaker 5: the ashtray in the back room, I'd have to get

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Speaker 5: cotton wool and go at the back when she'd dye

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Speaker 5: people's hair, that's how they actually got the color off

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Speaker 5: the forehead. So I was the person to go and

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Speaker 5: dip the cotton wool in the ash and take it

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Speaker 5: out to her hang.

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Speaker 1: On, and then she would use that cotton.

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Speaker 5: To take or die. Yep, if you're a hairdresser from

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Speaker 5: the eighties nineties, that's what they used to do.

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Speaker 3: That's disgusting. So sick people said that he's totally good

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Speaker 3: on your day days, good on your job. Everyone can

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Speaker 3: use their name before they come on the show.

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Speaker 4: That'd be great.

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Speaker 1: And sorry, just to update you will Bruce Willis's next

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Speaker 1: movie after eminem and Pretzel Feeling was first Deadly Sin.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but when there's got to be a gap between

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Speaker 3: the pretzel filling and the Eminem's.

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Speaker 1: That someone the director walked into the thing and just goes,

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Speaker 1: who is the guy who's the eminems and pretzels? Because

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Speaker 1: he's good?

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Speaker 4: I am saying it.

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Speaker 3: I am reading here that Apparently he did a lot

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Speaker 3: of waiting and bartending. He was in the hospital industry

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Speaker 3: for a very long time and consequently is apparently listed

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Speaker 3: frequently by people in hospital as the best, if not

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Speaker 3: one of the best tippers ever because because if service

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Speaker 1: Apparently his first role he played a man entering a diner,

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Speaker 1: So again he obviously came, I've seen you walking and

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Speaker 1: feeling walk like you willis.

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Speaker 4: Maddie's called Maddie.

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Speaker 1: What was your job, Maddie? Was the shocking job you had?

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Speaker 5: Well, it wasn't actually even a job.

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Speaker 7: It was work experienced years ago.

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Speaker 5: I went to Channel nine to do make up and

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Speaker 5: I ended up just taking care of Sonya Kruger's dog

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Speaker 5: the whole time on set.

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Speaker 1: We're to get Kruger on We're gonna have to get

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Speaker 1: Kruger on. So go back to Maddie. Go back to Maddie. So,

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Speaker 1: did were any any involvement with Krueger or you would

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Speaker 1: just handed the dogs?

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Speaker 5: Don't know? I was just simply a dog. Mind.

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Speaker 4: You didn't put it. You didn't put a lick of

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Speaker 5: The whole day, not a touch of mascara, not even

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Speaker 5: a liplass.

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Speaker 4: Maybe just to just to practice your I could have. Actually, thanks,

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Speaker 4: that's good question.

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Speaker 1: You're going to have to get Kruger.

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Speaker 4: Very silly question.

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Speaker 1: We do not test makeup on dogs.

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Speaker 4: Oh, just a dumb question. Edward's called it.

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Speaker 1: Would be so hard on yourself. Man, questions are hard.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you need to say what's in your head. It's tough.

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Speaker 4: I'm giving you.

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Speaker 3: I'm not giving you on the follow ups, mate, Edwards.

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Speaker 2: Yes, boys, I went on.

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Speaker 4: A much higher voice than I thought you'd have.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks, guys, I've got a high voice. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely a cop.

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Speaker 4: Just seems like you're genuinely chuffed with your life.

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Speaker 2: I just clocked off work mates. I'm just in a

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Speaker 2: good mood.

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Speaker 1: I feel we've still got an hour and a half

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Speaker 1: ago West slaving away. But mate, what's the worst job

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Speaker 1: you've ever had, Edward.

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Speaker 2: Mate, worst shop I've ever had was in hospitality. A

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Speaker 2: couple of years ago, actually ten years ago, I was

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Speaker 2: working at a chicken shop that was absolutely disaster. I

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Speaker 2: a bum's chickens bomb stuff the chicken, shoving it on

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Speaker 2: absolute worst drop up that I had to have raw

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Speaker 3: So all day you are just you're just in with

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Speaker 3: a glove in a chicken with a glove, Edwards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so look it was it was like a Muma

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Speaker 2: pop shop. So you know, how can I say? Health

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Speaker 2: my hand was in a chickens bum all day, six

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Speaker 1: Edward, are you spending more time in a chicken or

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Speaker 1: out of a chicken?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a good question, Hey, thank you. I'd probably

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Speaker 2: be spending about four hours with my hand in the

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Speaker 1: And talking about tariffs. I mean, that's that's where you

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Speaker 1: know you're partying when you're bringing up the tariffs. So

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Speaker 1: Trump's just slapping tariffs on everyone up in here. Australia

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Speaker 1: is coppying the tariffs. Interesting side effects though, of these

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Speaker 1: tariffs that are on Australia. So so apparently we're a

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Speaker 1: massive exporter of beef to the US, and by Trump

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Speaker 1: he putting a tariff on the beef that we're sending

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Speaker 1: the US. It actually means the McDonald's cheeseburger.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I saw this.

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Speaker 1: Price is going to go through the roof. And he

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Speaker 1: would love a cheeseburger.

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Speaker 4: He loves a cheeseburger, he does.

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Speaker 3: You know he's punching multiple cheeses. I would say that

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Speaker 3: one stereotyping.

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Speaker 1: I've seen him on Air Force one punching like big

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Speaker 1: platters of cheese cheeseburger.

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Speaker 3: So much so he started to become the color of

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Speaker 3: the cheese. And that's what happens. That's what happens.

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Speaker 1: So he's punishing himself there. Really, But here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: The the only person this doesn't effect is you will

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Speaker 1: because you are so unaware of the price.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever met someone before. I know

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Speaker 3: that's not fair. I'm not like Bill Gates.

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Speaker 1: You are becoming, you are your band in your household

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Speaker 1: from going to the grocery.

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Speaker 3: And that's the issue. I haven't got a price point.

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Speaker 3: I haven't got it.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a point where I actually come into

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Speaker 3: into work. I'm not allowed to go to the supermarket.

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Speaker 3: I drink during the week. I mean, I just don't.

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Speaker 3: It's just not at the teller. I'm not at the cashier.

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Speaker 1: price is right? This is a I'm gonna be This

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Speaker 1: is a direct rip of what I think Ellen Degenerous

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm happy, I'm happy doing people's gear, But

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Speaker 4: Is there?

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Speaker 1: Well, they wouldn't would have been. She would have had

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Speaker 3: With riders, and she would have under paid them and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not asked, though, I came up with this taking

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Speaker 1: So let's see how close you get here?

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Speaker 4: Will ye?

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Speaker 1: Paul's physical high calcium, no fat milk.

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Speaker 4: Two leaders? Yep? Do I just guess?

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Speaker 1: Do I get the price is right?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 4: Do I get a multiple choice here?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 4: How much?

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Speaker 1: How much milk coasture?

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 1: How much does milk costure? Oh? Man? Come two letters

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Speaker 1: of milk physical high colcium, no fat milk just cows me?

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Speaker 3: Four dollars fifty not bad? Actually, five dollars eighty bang,

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Speaker 3: that's good.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'll give you that.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you that. Thanks, well done. In DOMI fried

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Speaker 3: used to be two dollars.

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Speaker 1: Don't you sound old? Don't do that. Don't indo me

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Speaker 1: Fried me goring instant noodles five packs eighty five grams?

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Speaker 1: How much you how much you get?

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Speaker 4: What is in me?

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Speaker 1: It's the brand? Okay, the brands called into me. That

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Speaker 1: an instant you it's a yeah, it's an.

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Speaker 3: Instant noodle, mate, So it's it's a five pack five pack,

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Speaker 3: eighty five games at one serf per pack.

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Speaker 1: Yep, well some people do the double. I did the double.

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Speaker 4: Holy give it to.

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Speaker 1: On. This is unbelievable.

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Speaker 4: This is unbeloved coming mate. I told you I'm still coming.

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Speaker 1: I'm still coming. Warned you're still coming. All right, you started, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm all right. Surely we're going to fall flipping on.

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Speaker 1: Don't do this, okay. Coca Cola zero sugar to fifty

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Speaker 1: fifty fifteen pack?

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Speaker 4: How much, oh cola?

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Speaker 1: How much Coca Cola zero sugar two fifty mils. So

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Speaker 1: it's the little cans, little thinnies, fifteen pack? How much

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Speaker 1: is that worth?

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Speaker 8: Man?

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Speaker 4: It's unfair. I don't buy soft drink.

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Speaker 3: And unless it's got a little board out there saying

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Speaker 3: how many days she's gone without coke? Three days since

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Speaker 3: coke rode? A b huge for you today?

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Speaker 1: How much?

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Speaker 4: How much? How many cans?

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Speaker 1: Fifteen pack?

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Speaker 4: Ten dollars, Yes, finally we're here.

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Speaker 1: Twenty five dollars, Well, twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it was expensive for a carga.

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Speaker 1: Now this is two to.

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Speaker 3: Fifty mill as well. It's not even three seventy five can.

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Speaker 3: That's a coffee.

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Speaker 4: Lives twenty five, for twenty five dollars for ten, for

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Speaker 4: ten cans.

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Speaker 1: Fifteen, fifteen cans, fifteen can All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: You'll be shocking at this nest cafe. Blend forty three.

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Speaker 1: We know Blend forty three is the best instant coffee.

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Speaker 1: Five hundred grams.

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Speaker 4: They're bought instant coffee.

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Speaker 1: The tin of instant coffee is the big tin. It's

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Speaker 1: five hundred grams. That's pretty big tin. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 1: get bigger, but five hundred grams is pretty big. Blend

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Speaker 1: forty three, how much.

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Speaker 2: Shit?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no idea. You'll have no idea.

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Speaker 3: You want to know that I'm currently currently in my head,

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Speaker 3: I'm ranging between seven dollars and forty five dollars.

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Speaker 4: That's kind a big range. It's a big run.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to allow it.

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Speaker 4: That's where that's where I'm at. You're going to have

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Speaker 4: to hit one teen dollars.

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Speaker 7: Damn yes, yes, yes, thirty bucks made. It's thirty bugs.

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Speaker 7: It's five hundred grams of instant coffee. Well, you're not

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Speaker 7: paying shit coffee. Oh hell, it's all I'm talking. Blend

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Speaker 7: forty three. It's all I'm talking. Blen could be talking

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Speaker 7: Blen forty six.

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Speaker 1: I just go o, yeah, we know Blen forty six

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Speaker 1: is no good, but forty three they nailed it. Thirty

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Speaker 4: Chapel Ryan, what are your fae?

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Speaker 3: Chappy love, Chappy Love Chappy Joe Belle, she.

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Speaker 4: Sat down and done this very naughty podcast.

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Speaker 1: I don't think go daddy is that naughty?

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Speaker 4: And not go daddy?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 4: That's it? Sorry, that's a URL, that's a RL reserve

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Speaker 4: for me, daddy.

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Speaker 3: Call her daddy, website database, Go daddy, Go daddy dot.

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Speaker 1: Com, call me daddy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was uncalled I'm your daddy or Who's your

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Speaker 3: daddy or something like that. I think it is naughty.

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Speaker 3: I think it's originally a naughty podcast when they go

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Speaker 3: on there and they talk about, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, things that they wouldn't normally talk about.

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Speaker 1: But loves it, listens to it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Call her daddy.

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Speaker 1: But so I think it used to be very naughty.

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Speaker 4: Daddy, I'm your daddy. Anyway, it's called her daddy.

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Speaker 1: Mim loves it. But you think it started off called daddy.

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Speaker 4: By the way, has that ever happened to you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't like it anyway.

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Speaker 4: I know what happened to you, so it used to

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Speaker 4: be naughty. I think I still told to move on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we don't want to go there.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't want to go there. You ask me

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Speaker 4: the question. I just ask question. She gave me the answer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, wild what did Chappy say on call her daddy?

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Speaker 4: Call me daddy? Extrawdinary? Have you ever?

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Speaker 1: I didn't say. I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't daddy. That's what the podcast called. Yeah, I'll

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Speaker 3: call her daddy. She's very confusing anyway, that's what the

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Speaker 3: the podcast, but I am on. I'm adious editor, as

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Speaker 3: you know, and she's popping up everywhere because she kind

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Speaker 3: of she's a codebreaker chapel right, and she's she's a

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Speaker 4: She's a maverick. You know.

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Speaker 3: She likes to zig while the others zag would. She

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Speaker 3: puts things out there, she confronts things open.

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Speaker 4: She's very honest.

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Speaker 3: She had some pretty wild stuff which I definitely can't

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Speaker 3: repeat on this show. I might save it until we've

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Speaker 3: that conversation, because I didn't realize that she she became

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Speaker 3: realizations from her around and that's what that song, good Night,

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Speaker 3: good Luck Baby is.

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Speaker 4: It is all of ours.

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Speaker 3: She was discussed before she falls in love with a woman.

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Speaker 3: The woman basically says, I'm heteronormative. Even if I am

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Speaker 3: in love with you, I can't do this. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: the song's about you know, you'll need to stop the world,

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Speaker 4: You can't deny it. Good luck.

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Speaker 3: It's a banger right how she wrote it in a

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Speaker 4: She was like, I got so much emotion here, I

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Speaker 4: need to put it down. Puts it down. It's a

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Speaker 4: great song. It's one of my favorite songs.

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Speaker 3: I think it won the Hottest one hundred on an anonymous,

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Speaker 3: publicly funded radio station last year.

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Speaker 1: I had it when talented people let us know how

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Speaker 1: little time they spend writing a song. Yeah, I love it,

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 4: I love hearing that.

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Speaker 1: Gaga was like, oh, I wrote like an album in

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Speaker 3: Took Leonard Cohen seven years to write Hallelujah. I prefer

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Speaker 3: that I forgot that.

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Speaker 1: I was like, it's a slave way for seven years,

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Speaker 1: Like I would actually rather not do that. But when

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Speaker 1: they go like I can't with a banger in ten minutes,

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Speaker 1: I was on a flood and I came out with yes.

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Speaker 4: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Look, I would love to talk more about Chappie and

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Speaker 3: But she also says something which I would like to

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Speaker 3: talk about with you now. And Captain Bookban's is seriously

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Speaker 3: hurrying me up, is it?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 3: You're at three minutes and you're talking about Leonard Cohen. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: This is Chaffel Ryan talking about parents.

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Speaker 1: All of my friends who have kids are in hell.

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Speaker 1: I actually don't know anyone who's like happy and has

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Speaker 1: children at this age. I literally have not met anyone

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Speaker 1: who's happy, anyone who has like late in their eyes,

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Speaker 1: anyone who has who was slapped.

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Speaker 3: Couple of couple of happy dads in here, Oh, couldn't

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Speaker 3: be happier, call me daddy.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about bright eyed and pushy tail.

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Speaker 3: It is a very very interesting paradox that she stumbles on,

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Speaker 3: and maybe we haven't got time for it now, but

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Speaker 3: definitely not.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, Lenard, we did let it go in a

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Speaker 4: couple of minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh so good.

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Speaker 4: Seven years on Halleluiah.

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Speaker 1: What did you four minutes to get the name of

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Speaker 1: the podcast?

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Speaker 3: What I do find really interesting about this, and I'm

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Speaker 3: going to talk from this. I'm going to talk about

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Speaker 3: this from a very haughty, towty high horse parental place,

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Speaker 3: which is really going to fill everyone with a lot

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Speaker 3: of love and joy.

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Speaker 1: I can hear the poet finger.

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Speaker 3: What what I'll do is I read this once because

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Speaker 3: I do find it very interesting because when you're not

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Speaker 3: a parent, I reckon one hundred percent, you look at

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Speaker 3: it and you go nap. And on paper, even if

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Speaker 3: you are a parent, you look at it and you

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Speaker 3: go nap because number of good times versus number of

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Speaker 3: bad times equals I'm not a very happy person, particularly

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Speaker 3: if they're under the age of two. That's just the

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Speaker 3: way it is. It just doesn't look good at all.

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Speaker 3: It's a very interesting study that was done by one

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Speaker 3: of my favorite authors. You've all know Harari in his

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Speaker 3: book Sapiens. He does this study on new mums in Mexico.

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Speaker 3: It's quite amazing. He does literally that they go, how

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Speaker 3: many good times you had with the kid? These are

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Speaker 3: kids under one, so how many bad times have you

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Speaker 3: had with the kid? And they're literally, there'll be one

446
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,639
Speaker 3: good time maybe where they're not sleeping, et cetera. It's like,

447
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,840
Speaker 3: if you're talking about a good time, maybe they smiled

448
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,560
Speaker 3: at me for two seconds, if a talking zero to one, right,

449
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,040
Speaker 3: if you get the small little yes, yes, but the

450
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,120
Speaker 3: great paradox is and this is unlike any other thing

451
00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,560
Speaker 3: in the whole world. And I still find it incredibly strange.

452
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,520
Speaker 3: Is that the third question that he asked all those

453
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,680
Speaker 3: mums are are you glad that you became a mum?

454
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,200
Speaker 3: And they say yes, of course, it doesn't make sense.

455
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,639
Speaker 3: It's very interesting. I find that fascinating.

456
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, I agree.

457
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,840
Speaker 1: So what's your answer to that question?

458
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,120
Speaker 4: Though?

459
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:58,199
Speaker 1: Don't do a joke worth it? You love it?

460
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:58,639
Speaker 4: You love it?

461
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,119
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, no, it, I do love it.

462
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,800
Speaker 3: I just I just find it fascinating that from the outside,

463
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 3: and even me, before I was a parent, I was

464
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,479
Speaker 3: looking at parents going like that sucks.

465
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:07,800
Speaker 4: That.

466
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,800
Speaker 3: Don't tell me that's good. Don't try and tell me

467
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,680
Speaker 3: that's good. That looks like the worst thing in the world.

468
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 3: You're not sleeping, you don't get to come to the

469
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,280
Speaker 3: football anymore, you don't get to stay up like you're

470
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,399
Speaker 3: barely drinking. You loved all those things and they're gone.

471
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,920
Speaker 3: And if that person tried to tell me no, it's

472
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,880
Speaker 3: actually all good, I would be like, I just don't

473
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 3: believe you. But you, yeah, I mean you got to

474
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 3: suck it.

475
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,000
Speaker 4: And see, don't you.

476
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,760
Speaker 1: You get home tonight and never drawn a picture for you,

477
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,920
Speaker 1: And I know no one thinks that's amazing.

478
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:36,640
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, all that is the absolute how

479
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,200
Speaker 3: crap it is.

480
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 4: It's wheeling.

481
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 3: I'm having a great drive home, absolute pleasure to say

482
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:55,760
Speaker 3: that Dave Hughs is in the studio with us.

483
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,639
Speaker 4: So good to have you.

484
00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 9: It's so good, my spiritual home. You drive on this

485
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 9: station is the dream. Yeah. Yeah, And you guys took

486
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 9: that off me.

487
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,560
Speaker 1: I was wondering how long it takes you to bring

488
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 1: that up. I was wondering.

489
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 4: The room, the.

490
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,880
Speaker 1: Studio looks familiar. I think I used to work here

491
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 1: in the room.

492
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,119
Speaker 8: Guys, you're going to live in the present, you know,

493
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 8: guys have done a great job, and I been well done.

494
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,919
Speaker 9: To you both.

495
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 4: But you're off the airwaves this year.

496
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'd like to think I'm having a break, so

497
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,120
Speaker 9: it might be a permanent break.

498
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 4: Are you're enjoying the time out?

499
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 8: Look, I'm not gonna lie. I am really really really

500
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 8: loving it. You know, you guys know what it's like.

501
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 8: It's the daily grind.

502
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 9: What idiot do we have to promote today?

503
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 4: And today?

504
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:53,120
Speaker 9: I am that idiot.

505
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 1: I saw in an interview actually with the newspaper, and

506
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 1: you were saying that you don't actually miss commercial radio

507
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 1: because a very specific reason.

508
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:01,479
Speaker 9: The songs.

509
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,679
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Look, we all and we all know that

510
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 8: every station has their you know, music theme of the

511
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 8: month or the year or the decade.

512
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 3: You don't even realize how when you're hearing the song.

513
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 3: So just to see how sensitive you are, I have

514
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 3: got a little little rap.

515
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 4: Here of all the ones that you would have heard.

516
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 1: Who is that?

517
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,199
Speaker 9: Are you asking?

518
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:20,640
Speaker 1: No?

519
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 3: These are just all the songs that you've heard incessantly

520
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 3: over the last They're gone of them landed No.

521
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 9: Well, I like that one. That's eminem, isn't it. Yeah?

522
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 9: But guys, they're all the pace. I Look, I can.

523
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 8: Talk about what I want to talk about now, because

524
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 8: the station I was at most recently have just changed

525
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,280
Speaker 8: their whole music approach and they're going about current music

526
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 8: because apparently current music is the way to go. But

527
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 8: when I was there, apparently Mariah Carey was the way

528
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 8: to go. And we used to have to listen to

529
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 8: Mariah Carey every third song.

530
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 9: Four years and I would go, who is this appealing to?

531
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 8: Because you're doing we know what we're doing, yeah, and

532
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 8: I don't think you do. So then I left the

533
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 8: station and all of a sudden, We're all, yeah.

534
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, should we play them a bit of maroc.

535
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 7: The emotions are born as the emotions.

536
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 9: I'm fair.

537
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,320
Speaker 3: You've got a part of your life which I think Wood,

538
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,679
Speaker 3: you and I are very interesting because you've got three girls,

539
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 3: is that right?

540
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 8: Twols and a boy, three girls in the house, My

541
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 8: wife and three girls.

542
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 3: So Woods and I both got little girls and partners.

543
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,120
Speaker 3: And one of the things that I saw you brought

544
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 3: me socials recently, it was the because I tap out

545
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 3: of this situation because I'm so bad at it. In fact,

546
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 3: I refuse to get good at it because I know

547
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 3: that it's going to be the beginning of the end

548
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 3: for me.

549
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 4: Is the hairtie situation.

550
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: Mate.

551
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 9: Hair ties. They're the bane of my existence.

552
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 8: We've got a new puppy that vomited the other day

553
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 8: and guess what I vomited or she ginger vomited up

554
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 8: a sock which was weird, but also three hair ties.

555
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 8: The women in my life think that hair ties are

556
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 8: invisible and you can just throw them wherever you want

557
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 8: and they will just just no one will notice. I've

558
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:39,880
Speaker 8: been picking up hair ties the last fourteen years. One

559
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 8: of my daughters and my wife will going, I can't

560
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 8: find a hair tie.

561
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 9: Yeah, because they're.

562
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 1: All in the bin, because they were all on the ground.

563
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,959
Speaker 9: That's why you can't find one. Why do they have

564
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 9: to be on the ground.

565
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: They're always looking for them.

566
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 8: Because they don't look after them no matter what age

567
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 8: they are, whether he's twelve, thirteen or in their forties.

568
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 9: Apparently they don't have to put hair ties in drawer.

569
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 9: They can't leave on the glid.

570
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 3: It is strange when because I more like every couple

571
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 3: of weeks is a fresh pack, whether it's a pack

572
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 3: for my daughter or a pack for my wife. I'm

573
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: always like, you're right, yep, where did the last one hundred?

574
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: Because that you buy them in packs of fifty and

575
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 3: it's doable.

576
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: I have a hair tie, same hairtie all year.

577
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 4: Oh, you have the same one.

578
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: So if I take it off, I put it on

579
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 1: my wrist. Yeah, And all of a sudden say to me,

580
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: can I borrow your hair tie?

581
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 8: Absolutely no, you can't because you will lose it, you know,

582
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 8: And I respect my hair ties because I'm a man.

583
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 1: I didn't say it like that.

584
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,200
Speaker 3: This next piece of audio gives me a lot of

585
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 3: pleasure to play for you because you got busted leaving

586
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 3: a footy game the other night.

587
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 9: Yeah I did. Yeah, I was. You're gonna play some audio.

588
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 4: I've got it.

589
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 9: It was sad, it was a sad day.

590
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: It's video footage of you walking out the game. What's

591
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: what stage of the game was it?

592
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 9: There was a minute to go. And this is an

593
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 9: AFL story.

594
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 8: But if you don't know that my team were one

595
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 8: of the favorites to win the premiership in the first round,

596
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 8: we're playing a team that was favored to win the

597
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 8: Wooden Spoon and not win a game, right, And we

598
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 8: were forty two points up in the second quarter and

599
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 8: we lost that game. So and yeah, I left with

600
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 8: a minute to go because I was sad, and then

601
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:39,240
Speaker 8: the newspaper had a headline Dave whose quits on his team?

602
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 9: Really, I left because I cared too much.

603
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 3: You know what, your high and your heart's bleeding, man,

604
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 3: and I did.

605
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 8: I walked home that night, took me an hour to

606
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 8: get home in the dark, and I was hoping to

607
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 8: be stabbed on the walk to be I I didn't.

608
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 9: I didn't want to be here anymore. So God, yeah,

609
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 9: it was a hard night.

610
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 1: Is that the worst time you've been recognized in public?

611
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 9: During COVID? My management once rang meing.

612
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 8: So the Daily Mail's got photos of you, and in

613
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 8: a compromising situation, I'm like, what's weird?

614
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 9: What am I doing? They said, you're in a park?

615
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 9: I said, what are my pants down? What's happening? They said,

616
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 9: you're not wearing a mask.

617
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 8: God, I'm going to park on my own without a

618
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 8: mask on endangering wombats.

619
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 9: What am I doing? So I had to explain that.

620
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 8: So yeah, I had to tell them I was jogging,

621
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 8: which is weird because I had jeans on. I'm struggling.

622
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 8: I'm emotionally struggling. I'm not going to lie. And I

623
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 8: actually put an Instagram post up today with me with

624
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 8: no shirt.

625
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 9: On in a sawny yeah.

626
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 8: And what I said was, aren't people who you know

627
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 8: don't wear a shirt in their Instagram post, aren't they wankers?

628
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 9: And I was one of those. Because I was in

629
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 9: the jungle.

630
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: It's still in good shape.

631
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 9: I decided to keep it.

632
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

633
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 8: So when I went in there and took my shirt

634
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 8: off on the first day, I was next to Maddie

635
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 8: the Bachelor, just exceptionally and the camera just me and

636
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 8: him shirtless, and this camera is.

637
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 9: Right now faces.

638
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 8: I don't like the comparison is It's like Sam Thide

639
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 8: in our old legend. When I took my shirt off,

640
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 8: he said, I look like a pregnant greyhound.

641
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 4: So to your face, to your face, that's ample.

642
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

643
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 4: So I don't even mean I'm trying to.

644
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 9: I think you're skinny but fat.

645
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 4: It's a pretty good.

646
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 9: I've had my litter, so yeah, I lost. Now I'm planking.

647
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 8: I'm planking planks two thousand trend.

648
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 9: I'm into the.

649
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 8: Planking, but I do it without a shirt and I

650
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 8: look down and because I've got no like I've lost weight,

651
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 8: but must have got that skin. Yeah, my stomach looks

652
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 8: like a ball bag with no testicles in it. So

653
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 8: can I say that, I can say that you come on,

654
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 8: of course I can.

655
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 3: You're also on task that tonight continues eight thirty Channel

656
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: ten ten players, How do you reckon you went?

657
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 9: Look?

658
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 8: I know how I went, but I can't say it

659
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 8: because that's a spoiler. Now, because I've been working with

660
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 8: Tom Gleeson for quite a while, yeah yeah, yeah, anyone

661
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 8: can insult me and I'm immune to it.

662
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 9: Because because he's He's given me all of them.

663
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the President Greyhound one that.

664
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: Didn't hold them punches when he came in here. Actually

665
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: we asked, actually, Tom, how you went on the show,

666
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: and he didn't care about spoilers either. Well surprised. I

667
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: thought there was going to be some confidence wrapping around

668
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: there in his head somewhere, but it remains undiscovered.

669
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 3: Really.

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Speaker 9: That's that's I don't believe everything you hear on the radio. Now,

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Speaker 9: I've done better than that. Come on, Tom, where was

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Speaker 9: he saying that.

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Speaker 4: He said you were? He said you were the worst

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Speaker 4: task Master player's ever.

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Speaker 9: Seen, ever seen.

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Speaker 8: I dispute that, but you know what, when I get

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Speaker 8: doing the task over there in New Zealand, that's where

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Speaker 8: they filmed the task.

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Speaker 9: At the end of my week.

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Speaker 8: They said, you got these tasks completed quicker than anyone ever. Wow,

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Speaker 8: greyhound snappy, I got them completed the best.

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Speaker 9: In and out. Who wants lunch. Let's get this done

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Speaker 9: that I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 8: Put it in the can, send it over to Australia

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Speaker 8: and let's just have some some crisps whatever we have.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 8: Crisps.

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Speaker 3: Rast to continue to later, Gentleen, go and see Hughesy

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Speaker 3: daveuse dot com Dott who is doing all the comedy

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Speaker 3: festivals all over the country. So you get a chance

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Speaker 3: to the great man on the stage and London and in.

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Speaker 8: Between I'm going to Melbury's wedding. That's an exclusive, bigtime hang.

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Speaker 9: That was the facts. Wow, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Well you go straight up to Becks and have a

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Speaker 1: chat you.

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Speaker 9: Well, an, how good s Tim Cahill.

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Speaker 8: He's a good player and like there's an Aussie legend

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Speaker 8: and Becks.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, what's our secret? Becks? How are we both so hot?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 9: How old are you?

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Speaker 4: Do you?

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Speaker 9: Reckon'd?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The vintage filing wood. Thanks Dave views kiss