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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad.

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Speaker 2: I want to be vulnerable first before I ask our

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Speaker 2: listeners to be thirteen one oh six y five. Though,

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Speaker 2: if your sex clock is out of sync with your partner,

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Speaker 2: so if you desire sex at a different time of

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Speaker 2: the day to your partner, I don't like mornings.

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Speaker 3: Mornings for me, I never feel like I don't desire it.

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Speaker 2: I always just want to get out of bed and

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Speaker 2: get outside, yeah, and do something. So I'm always a

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Speaker 2: night guy, potentially late afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: I've actually not discussed this with my partner him, and

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Speaker 2: maybe I should have before putting it on air. I

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Speaker 2: think she'd be open to a bit of morning delight, right,

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Speaker 2: and that you know, it could be interesting as we

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Speaker 2: get busier in our lives.

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Speaker 3: That you know.

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Speaker 4: I was going to ask you. You're talking like a

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Speaker 4: guy who's got far too much time on his hands.

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Speaker 3: I've got a light. Can I just say now I've.

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Speaker 4: Got in the morning, I like to go outside smell

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Speaker 4: the air. I know you will not touch me in

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Speaker 4: the morning, because that's precious time for me. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I don't want to as your friend, I'm stepping in here.

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Speaker 4: This is bad for your brand. I do not like

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Speaker 4: to have sex in the morning. I like to get

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Speaker 4: outside smell the air. God, damn it, mane, you've been

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Speaker 4: a beautiful woman throwing herself at you.

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Speaker 3: No, we're not.

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Speaker 4: You say, get off me. You know it's amn't. I

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Speaker 4: don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't get off me.

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Speaker 4: You turn it down in the morning, though, because it's

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Speaker 4: the morning.

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Speaker 3: I think sometimes she cozies up to.

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Speaker 4: Me and I almost get off.

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Speaker 2: There's a puff of smoke and I'm just out because

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Speaker 2: I just I get very irritable when I wake up.

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Speaker 4: I'm very irrit My next question about this is like,

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Speaker 4: so in the morning you're off it. Yeah, when midday

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's I wouldn't say it's instant, okay

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Speaker 3: I don't know. If something happens to my psyche and

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Speaker 4: Because you've got your workout done for the day.

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Speaker 4: I feel like, can I just say, like, quite candidly,

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Speaker 4: I think the workout thing is a big part of

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Speaker 2: So sometimes for me, I need to have some early wins,

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Speaker 2: so beating the sun up one, workout two, and then

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Speaker 2: I do like a journal thing and sleeping with.

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Speaker 4: Your partner first up some early win.

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Speaker 3: Baby, that's the biggest and almost I don't have the

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Speaker 3: that's weird. And then I come down your sex clock

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Speaker 5: Yeah. So I'm a mom of three kids, and so

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Speaker 5: by the time at nighttime, when you're in bed and

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Speaker 4: Trying to So Jody, what do you say to a

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Speaker 4: person like, what do you who?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 4: It just doesn't feel up to it in the morning

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Speaker 4: because he hadn't known of his early wins yet.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, if you don't have kids, enjoy the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, Okay, thank you, Joy.

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Speaker 2: Something for the future we've got Luke Here, Luke, you're

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Speaker 1: Oh definitely, it's completely different.

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Speaker 4: Right, nightmare?

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Speaker 3: So where are you luke?

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Speaker 1: Being a trade?

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Speaker 5: It's more like, you know, you want to get home

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Speaker 1: You're ready to go, and the missus just wants to

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Speaker 4: Hey, you're not even talking about being in bed. You're

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Speaker 7: Three o'clock?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, look, you're complaining that she wants to prepare the

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Speaker 4: It is laughable. Look, it is like and you're you're

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Speaker 4: now calling a radio station to wings about that. So

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Speaker 4: can I look, let's let's just try to stay with

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Speaker 4: you for two sects. So you finish work, you get home.

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Speaker 4: What time you get home for four o'clock you're a

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Speaker 4: trading five o'clock, three three clock, three o'clock in the afternoon.

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Speaker 4: What's she doing at that stage?

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Speaker 1: Sitting on the couch watching it? Tully?

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Speaker 4: Right? And so you're at that stage, you're like, right,

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Speaker 4: TV remote down? What sort of a play do you make?

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Speaker 4: I mean, do you do you warm her?

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Speaker 1: At all, pick a hand up, walk her into the bedroom,

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's not super Strong's super strong Luke.

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Speaker 3: Look, look the good news.

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Speaker 2: The good news though for anyone who's listening to, maybe

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Speaker 2: not relating to Luke, but for relating to having a

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Speaker 3: Right up next, we are going to be joined by relationship.

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Speaker 2: Therapist, doctor Nicki Goldstein, who is going to have some

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Speaker 2: solutions for everyone who is out of sync with their

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Speaker 3: Listen up, look could help you, big fella. Listen to

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Speaker 3: Will and Buddy Woods.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about sex clocks and them being out of sinc.

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Speaker 2: That's right, So desiring sex at a different time to

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Speaker 2: for relationships. But right now we are joined by doctor

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Speaker 2: Nicki Goldstein, doctor who is a sexologist and doctor Nicki,

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Speaker 2: you potentially have a solution for anyone who's sex clock

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Speaker 8: Well, I think is this.

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Speaker 7: One We tend to overcomplicate it. It all comes down

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Speaker 7: to your fleet patterns. Some people are morning people, some

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Speaker 3: Whoa to you is that feels like a random.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, is that shower in the morning talking about where

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Speaker 4: doctor Nikki were talking about when what have you done it?

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Speaker 7: We have your shower, right, We're all time for these days,

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Speaker 7: and I think that plays a partner as well. Is

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Speaker 7: but most people would have a shower once or at

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Speaker 7: saving your water bills and having some time in the shower.

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Speaker 7: Or you've got to just go to quality, not quantity,

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Speaker 7: So it might be weekends where you're having a snuggle

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Speaker 4: You can ask you, well, a couple of things here.

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Speaker 4: Let's stick with the shower stuff for first and foremost. Traditionally,

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Speaker 4: I mean, like I think we can all agree, wonderful

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Speaker 3: Shower just tends to, you know, a bit impractical. You

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Speaker 4: Practical is the word I do. I know if you've

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Speaker 7: Know what you're doing in there to the showers as

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Speaker 7: a quickie, you know, like the show kind of a

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Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, code words are good. Code words is good,

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Speaker 3: doctor Nikki.

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Speaker 2: But when you said QUICKI there you said, you know,

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Speaker 3: I hope you're picking up what I'm putting down there.

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Speaker 7: I think sometimes the word quickie can be a turn

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Speaker 7: You really don't care about the environment, just want to

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Speaker 7: for compromises and resolutions. There's not going to be a

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Speaker 2: Where we might be able to think on the time

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Speaker 2: Answers Doctor Nikki and final question before you go there.

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Speaker 3: Doctor Niki Will revealed on the show yesterday that his

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Speaker 2: Law walked in on him in the bedroom, but he

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Speaker 3: Did Will want to be walked in on?

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Speaker 7: Maybe he likes that whole You know, I'm going to

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Speaker 7: in doing something else. Yeah, yeah, I think you've got

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Speaker 4: On, Will, I'm not not taking responsibility for it. I

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Speaker 4: don't really know what to say. You know what, Nikki,

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Speaker 4: you've caught me.

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Speaker 1: I wanted her.

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Speaker 3: Involve Nigga's events.

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Speaker 2: If you want to go and check out her stuff,

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Speaker 2: doctor Nikki dot com dot au docky doctor Nikki guldst.

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Speaker 7: Do Nikki so much.

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Speaker 4: Thanks mate.

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Speaker 9: Passing now is Will.

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Speaker 4: And right now we're really living a dream of Woods

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Speaker 4: and his mates who toured South America fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 4: Fifteen years after traveling South America pretending to be the

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Speaker 4: band Pounderfinger, Will you got the band back together?

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Speaker 3: Boys? I want to get the band back together?

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Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 3: We're called form a Finger. I'm pumped about it.

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Speaker 4: Will, Chock, Shag and Lafleur are in. Only one of

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Speaker 4: them actually plays an instrument, but that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Share actually not a bad singer, okay.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, this just gets better and better. All right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And you mate, you professed to be the drummer

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Speaker 4: What you you choose? Which one of the things most appropriate?

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Speaker 10: Jeez fair better symbol in that that when I spoke

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Speaker 4: Yes, and this seemed yeah, pretty easy for you.

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Speaker 2: That's that's a classic snaring there will, that's a classic snaring.

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Speaker 4: Give me a bit of a classic snaring, then go

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Speaker 3: Can you turn everything off? Because I can't concentrate when

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Speaker 3: here we go exactly it? That's it? Yeah, not perfect?

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Speaker 4: Perfect, all right, So that's obviously the start of the song.

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Speaker 4: And I don't think you've fully listened to where the

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Speaker 4: How are you feeling? I lost it, lost two strokes

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Speaker 3: Bloody hell, are you really shocking? I think he uses

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Speaker 2: It's hard to do two things at once, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to lead in for it? So you know,

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Speaker 4: Now, that was it.

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Speaker 3: That was perfect. That was perfect.

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Speaker 4: In his youth, Woody toured South America with three of

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Speaker 4: his mates, pretending to be the band powder Finger. Fifteen

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Speaker 4: Fifteen years after traveling South America pretending to be the

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Speaker 3: We're called Pull my Finger and I'm pumped about it.

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Speaker 4: Welk Shagg was the lead singer. Shook was the guitarist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, flour was miscellaneous.

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Speaker 4: You professed to be the drummer of the band.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think there were so many drums. I thought

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Speaker 4: A Jesus.

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Speaker 2: No, I've had a fair bash on the drums, and

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Speaker 4: Will can We just had a little bit of the

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Speaker 9: Kit ba happ.

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Speaker 3: About our lead man, our lead singer.

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Speaker 2: His name is the Shag and he joins us on

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Speaker 2: the phone right now, now, Shag, I'm sorry that I

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Speaker 2: went behind your back, but I did text your wife Hand.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to get a little updated as to

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Speaker 3: If you did miss it, here's a snip of it.

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Speaker 7: We're good. This to you rope.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was good. Look, I thought it was good.

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Speaker 4: Could I just say, like Shag, I love hand She's

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Speaker 1: I think she's deliberately muscled the audio on her phone

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, yeah, there's a.

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Speaker 2: Agreed, You're definitely sounded better in South America fifteen years ago, fifteen.

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Speaker 4: Years ago and fifteen beers deep, no doubt.

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Speaker 2: So shows Shag, I am giving you a chance to

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Speaker 3: So we've got a couple of.

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Speaker 3: So we've got the audio as well. You just sing

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Speaker 1: Made of am I going from the top is no mate?

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Speaker 3: I know you know you do not have that much time.

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Speaker 4: You'll be doing a chorus.

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Speaker 2: So we'll just start playing the song shake and then

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Speaker 2: you just you find it, start singing with it, and

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Speaker 2: then when we drop the audio, keep singing just so

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Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, they went to the top side. I

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Speaker 9: I love you when you're.

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Speaker 1: Singing that song and now I'm love to my throat

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty good, pretty good.

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Speaker 3: I think Australia wants one more.

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Speaker 4: This is arranged. He gets up there, doesn't he? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You do and no one can question your commitment. Shack.

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Speaker 1: You know that I'll give one hundred percent anything.

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Speaker 2: Bloody earth mate, you go one hundred percent with everything

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Speaker 2: you do, my friend. Okay, So we're going to finish

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Speaker 2: Toes Johnny Farnham with his song You're the Voice Shaggy,

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Speaker 13: Make a noise and the shi whoa who.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to sit insila all.

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Speaker 4: We've got it. We've got expect you to go to

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Speaker 3: We're gonna be absolutely fine. Pull my finger.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Casting now, please will And.

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Speaker 4: We're asking have you put the wrong word in the

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Speaker 6: You say, I say Sternam, will you say screwed on

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Speaker 6: de light? Delicious?

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Speaker 4: Listen China the wrong.

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Speaker 9: The wrong place.

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Speaker 4: Peter Overton Channel nine News presenter absolutely cooked when talking

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Speaker 4: about supermodel Miranda Kerr, art and design graduates in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Do you think I always wondered, do you think he's

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Speaker 2: called her super mile behind the scenes? And that slipped

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Speaker 4: He's suggesting that Peter rovers and things that Miranda kas

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Speaker 3: Just speculation. Okay, you know sometimes you can see how

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Speaker 4: I've got a couple of other crackers here. Sandy Krueg

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Speaker 2: This one.

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Speaker 3: My sister's a hairdresser. So if you're looking for a

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Speaker 3: good blow job, she's.

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Speaker 1: She's that.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, totally wild. You're looking for a good couldn't have

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Speaker 4: to Liz. I'm thirty one, Lizy, but the wrong word

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Speaker 7: Hey, guys, I just want to say, you guys make

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Speaker 7: my my drive home so amazing.

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Speaker 8: You just keep me, you.

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Speaker 6: Know, from being staying in the traffic.

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Speaker 4: So I think, thank you.

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Speaker 3: That's lovely.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, welcome.

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Speaker 6: So it was actually my sister said it my cousin's

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Speaker 7: They'd had a bit to drink as well, and she.

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Speaker 14: Said, oh, Danielle is an amazing, amazing cousin, amazing friends.

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Speaker 6: She would do anyone for anything.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody back for more in just a bit

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Speaker 2: the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Tommy Grennan the bloke Thank you guy. He came on

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Speaker 3: the show yesterday.

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Speaker 2: If you want to hear the whole chat, go to

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Speaker 2: our podcast, Will and Woody.

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Speaker 3: He is a ripper of a bloke and we always

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Speaker 3: it was a.

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Speaker 4: Bit cooked yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he had any crown on his head and he

448
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,159
Speaker 2: was wearing the suchy sunglasses.

449
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,600
Speaker 3: I was twigging a little bit.

450
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, maybe might have been going on.

451
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,919
Speaker 3: I had a big lunch, Yeah, a big lunch nodes out. Anyway.

452
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,960
Speaker 3: He told us a great story and it was a lesson.

453
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:05,560
Speaker 2: To him into why apparently you are never supposed to

454
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,960
Speaker 2: use the toilet that is on a bus.

455
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,440
Speaker 15: Yeah, I wasn't told about this universal rule and I

456
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,720
Speaker 15: had I had a pooh on the bus, right sure?

457
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,160
Speaker 3: And honestly have to.

458
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Speaker 15: Pay three hundred pound for this yeah, for having this pooh.

459
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 3: That's how much it was to clean. To clean the bank,

460
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,280
Speaker 3: three hundred pounds pop. Running figure, money figure.

461
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Speaker 11: We've brought this bank very no, no, Now go on,

462
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,399
Speaker 11: who do you want to who do you want.

463
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Speaker 4: To shirk the blame to him?

464
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Speaker 3: I'm not shirking any blame. But it was Captain poop

465
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Speaker 3: Pant's idea.

466
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Speaker 2: And I know that makes it sound even sillier because

467
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Speaker 2: he's the executive.

468
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,679
Speaker 3: His nickname is Captain pooh Pants. And after the interview,

469
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,360
Speaker 3: he stormed in the studio and he was like, guys.

470
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Speaker 4: There's your phone. There's your phone tomorrow.

471
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Speaker 3: Boys, this is the phone that he pitched and we're

472
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Speaker 3: doing it right now. Number is thirteen.

473
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Speaker 4: That he's absolutely furious because he turns around to all

474
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Speaker 4: that bosses and goes, oh god, the boy's pitch filthy

475
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,399
Speaker 4: content and he's been caught mine the part with his

476
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,680
Speaker 4: pants around his ankles taking a very expensive shouldn't be

477
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 4: shouldn't be? What's the most expensive food should be what's

478
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,679
Speaker 4: your most expensive phone? Topic? Because this is coming straight

479
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 4: out of your pocket when the sponsors drop off to

480
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Speaker 4: show my friend.

481
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Speaker 2: All right, But when he did storm in there, his

482
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,639
Speaker 2: idea was this, what is the most damaging visit to

483
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 2: the toilet you have ever experienced? So look, this doesn't

484
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 2: have to get crass to try and defendair quite like him.

485
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 2: I don't wan him to lose his job. It doesn't

486
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Speaker 2: have to get crashed. So it could have cost you

487
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Speaker 2: a lot of.

488
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 3: Money for some reason, a damaging visit to the toilet.

489
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Speaker 2: Maybe there was a time that a visit to the

490
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Speaker 2: toilet just cost you your relationship somehow.

491
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Speaker 4: Oh nice, Oh you're taking it away from money. Yes,

492
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 4: you've always had away with words.

493
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Speaker 3: Maybe thank you.

494
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,800
Speaker 2: Maybe you got injured in a bathroom somehow, or around

495
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Speaker 2: a toilet.

496
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Speaker 4: I know for you, Well, when we're that expensive.

497
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Speaker 2: Well you know, if you hurt your head, it's it's

498
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,760
Speaker 2: a damaging experience.

499
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Speaker 3: The topic was damaging.

500
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 4: Visit to the tolaging visits, not most expensive.

501
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 2: Tweaked it slightly you when we were working at a

502
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Speaker 2: former station jewels.

503
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 3: Lund where you're at the urinal. Yes, and he was telling.

504
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240
Speaker 4: You he pushed me in a urinal.

505
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 3: He pushed you in a urinal.

506
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Speaker 4: He did, he bullied me that you didn't.

507
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: He was actually getting round. He was saying, like, mate,

508
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 2: I'm loving your show. He was smacking you on the bum.

509
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 4: I'm listening to it.

510
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 3: Bang, it's sounding really good. Bang, And in.

511
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Speaker 2: Between us smacks, you said, now, Jewels, I really appreciate that, mate,

512
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,400
Speaker 2: but if you hit me on the ars one more time,

513
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 2: I'm a chance to fall in the urinals. And Jewels

514
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 2: didn't hear, and he wound it right over it and

515
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,920
Speaker 2: the phone call was whack and a final wagon you

516
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:42,080
Speaker 2: fell headfirst into a urinol. That was a damaging visit

517
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Speaker 2: to the toilet. Now, if you've got a story like it.

518
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 4: I forgot about that.

519
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Speaker 2: Thirteen one six five visit number yeah, yeah, yeah, What

520
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Speaker 2: was your most damaging visit to a toilet?

521
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Speaker 4: So he calls up next to telling Mondy would thirteen

522
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Speaker 4: one five Jesus.

523
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Speaker 3: What was your most damaging visit to the toilet? Were

524
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Speaker 3: tall about it?

525
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 2: Because Tommy Grenn and the Blowgo sings fella this song.

526
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 3: I won't go to his.

527
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Speaker 2: Audio, but effectively he was on the tour of us

528
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 2: and he didn't realize that there's a rule that you

529
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Speaker 2: just don't do number twos on buses.

530
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Speaker 3: Did you know that was a rule? By the way, I.

531
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Speaker 4: Think I probably always just like, to be honest with you,

532
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,159
Speaker 4: I would get a little bit too nervous doing a

533
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Speaker 4: number two with that many people on the bus and

534
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Speaker 4: them knowing that I was the guy who did it,

535
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 4: because you know, it's a very obvious toilet.

536
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get a lot of stage fright, really.

537
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 4: Got a really shy bladder.

538
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Speaker 3: Oh it's so adorable.

539
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 4: It is a little bit, isn't it. Anyway?

540
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Speaker 3: So effectively Tommy Grennan did it.

541
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Speaker 4: The full story is hilarious, Like if you go to

542
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Speaker 4: our podcast and now listen to it. He did it

543
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Speaker 4: on like a whole bunch on a tour bus with

544
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Speaker 4: a whole bunch of rappers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and absolutely

545
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 4: ruined it. Yeah.

546
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Speaker 2: Well, I had to run to the front of the

547
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Speaker 2: bus and explain, I'll ask the question how do you

548
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: flush the tour And everyone laughed at him because.

549
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Speaker 3: He took a pop on a bus.

550
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Ellie here thirty one or six Ellie

551
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: damaging visits to the toilet.

552
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Speaker 3: This happened at your friend's house.

553
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Speaker 8: Yeah, how are you guys?

554
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 3: So good? Thank you.

555
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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're at a friend's house and we just had

556
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Speaker 8: a bit of a late night and so my husband

557
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 8: like obviously woke like woken up to go to the toilet.

558
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 8: He must have got out of bed too fast because

559
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 8: when he was skating there doing his number one, we

560
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 8: work out the story was that he must have just

561
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Speaker 8: passed out, but as he fell down he hit his

562
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Speaker 8: head on the toilet roll holder, because he woke up

563
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Speaker 8: actually in the kitty little box a little while later.

564
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 8: It wasn't sure what happened, but then how is Claret

565
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 8: coming out of his head?

566
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Speaker 3: Hang on? Hang on, hang on?

567
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Speaker 4: He hid his hell down, hit his head and then

568
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Speaker 4: landed in the kitty litter.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so last thing he knew, he got up to

570
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Speaker 8: go to the toilet, but when he came, like when

571
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Speaker 8: he woke up next, he was in the bathroom with

572
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Speaker 8: his head in the kitty little box. And you're like,

573
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Speaker 8: what the.

574
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Speaker 2: That's an extraordinary story. I believe you had a former

575
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Speaker 2: housemate of yours.

576
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Speaker 4: I feel like I'm getting thrown under the bus a lot. No,

577
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 4: this is very much laughing that you'll come back to

578
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 4: find you talk.

579
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Speaker 3: To me now. I'm scared. No just is torching your friends.

580
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 2: You came home from a night out and you found

581
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Speaker 2: you made Legs asleep on your toilet.

582
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I used to have an en suite and

583
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 4: the other boys in the house had a separate toilet,

584
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Speaker 4: and the rules obviously don't use my toilet. And then

585
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Speaker 4: one night I came home and I walked into my

586
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 4: room and I was like, god, it really stinks, like yeah,

587
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 4: sit in here, and I went into the toilet and yeah,

588
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Speaker 4: Legs was passed out on the toilet with his pants

589
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Speaker 4: around his ankle.

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Speaker 9: Strawdinary.

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Speaker 2: It's got to Harrison here, Harrison, you've had a damaging

592
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Speaker 2: visit to the toilet, mate.

593
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Speaker 14: Yes, sir, I'm nine years old, and about two years

594
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Speaker 14: ago I had a broken arm and I was going

595
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Speaker 14: to the toilet and then I sleep because it was

596
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 14: wet on the ground, and I fell down and I

597
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 14: let go of my doodle all with my broken arm,

598
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Speaker 14: and I peed all those of fall and the wolves.

599
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Speaker 2: There is an extraordinary story, my friend, extraordinary, very good.

600
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Speaker 3: And we've got my partner mim here.

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Speaker 13: Now.

602
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 3: Now, men, I think I know what story you want.

603
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 3: To tell here? Is this a bit sick and slightly?

604
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Speaker 5: I mean I was going to just bring up the

605
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 5: story about you cooing the bed and we had to

606
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 5: spend hundreds on new bedding.

607
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that wasn't in the toilet. That was in

608
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Speaker 3: the bedroom, So.

609
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 5: Why not bring it up while I can No, it's

610
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Speaker 5: the classic story of the Christmas Day tale. So I

611
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,639
Speaker 5: had a toilet pump connected to my clot which was

612
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Speaker 5: connected to the garage in my old bedroom at home.

613
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 5: It was out of use on Christmas Day, but one

614
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 5: of the sister in laws forgot the memo, and it

615
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 5: seems to go after a big night on Christmasy to

616
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Speaker 5: the toilet and the pump exploded and sprayed all over

617
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Speaker 5: my dad's quite expensive car.

618
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Speaker 2: Episode.

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Speaker 5: Good old Terry was out on Christmas Day cleaning Pooh

620
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Speaker 5: off his car and had to get that detailed, and

621
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Speaker 5: six hundred dollars later the pump fixed.

622
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Speaker 3: And is it true that you took the fall then?

623
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Speaker 4: Then yeah, you spraying the car?

624
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 3: Is that true?

625
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 4: Why you can't well?

626
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 5: When she was mortified as a hero and be like, look, Dad,

627
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 5: I've taken a juice on your.

628
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Speaker 4: Car's podcasting Now it's well it's well and wady, have

629
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Speaker 4: you having a wonderful driver?

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Speaker 2: What's almost witnessed quite a horrific surprise party moment on

631
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Speaker 2: the weekends. I hadn't done a surprise party for a

632
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: long time. They're pretty good anyway, we're all the back.

633
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 4: When you say you hadn't done one, you know that

634
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 4: everything you hadn't been you hadn't been to one.

635
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really good to do. Everyone jumps out yell surprised.

636
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 3: The person's rattle. It's just a really special moment.

637
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, did you have anything to do with it?

638
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: Nah, I didn't even know it was a surprise party.

639
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: It's kind of mims mate and I just sort of

640
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 2: rocked up, didn't know what was going on and found

641
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: out it was a surprise party. And this was almost

642
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 2: quite a horrific surprise moment because obviously, so the woman

643
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 2: who was coming.

644
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 3: It was her birthday and name's Maddie.

645
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,239
Speaker 2: So she comes to this house thinking no one's going

646
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Speaker 2: to be there. Obviously, she thought she was just picking

647
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: up a friend and they were going out together.

648
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 3: She thinks the house is empty. That's the important detail

649
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Speaker 3: that scared Yeah.

650
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: She starts walking down the hallway and we're all obviously

651
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: waiting in the kitchen ready to jump out in yell surprise.

652
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: In the walk down the hallway, at some point she

653
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 2: obviously decided she was busting to go to the toilet,

654
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 2: so she probably before.

655
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Speaker 4: She opened the front door, she's known that she decided

656
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Speaker 4: to have it down the hallway. She then, well she's unbusting.

657
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: Sure, at some stage in the hallway she was so

658
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: busting to go to the toilet that she started hiking

659
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 2: her dress up.

660
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 3: Right over her private bits.

661
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Speaker 4: Wow, So then what we saw what about her jus, Well,

662
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Speaker 4: she's not bring any I.

663
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Speaker 3: Wasn't really focusing on the jock region. I'm not sure

664
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Speaker 3: if there were jocks there or not. But anyway, she.

665
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: Got to the door where everyone was blaiting, and the

666
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: dreams was like up and then when everyone yelled, she

667
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: just hit the deck really really quickly, so like she

668
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 2: just hit the grounds, dealt with the dress, and then

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Speaker 2: all videos were deleted.

670
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Speaker 3: Effectively, Oh is that bad?

671
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: Well, well, no one saw the video footage, watched the

672
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 2: video footage, I'd be an absolute creep. But effectively, she's in

673
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 2: the situation where she had no idea anyone was there

674
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 2: and almost flashed the entire party. Who ha, Now, Will,

675
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: I want to ask a very very specific question here

676
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: and numbers thirteen one oh sixty five. Have you been

677
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 2: in a surprise party situation where someone has done or

678
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 2: said something very embarrassing because they didn't know a whole

679
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 2: bunch of people were there.

680
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 4: Oh?

681
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 3: Right, could be as simple as dropping a huge rank fart.

682
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 4: Because that's the danger of that's the danger of the

683
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 4: surprise party is they don't expect you going to be there.

684
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 4: Anything could happen.

685
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: Anything could happen with that.

686
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

687
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if this only happens in the movies,

688
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 2: but were you at a surprise party and the person

689
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: you were surprising did something really embarrassing?

690
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: Yes, because they didn't know other people were there.

691
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 4: We'll take them about next Thurday one I six '

692
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 4: five Will and Muddy Woods ask.

693
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 2: Him for something very specific here, which I know happens

694
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: in movies and TV shows. I'd love to hear about

695
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: it happening in real life because it happened to me

696
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: on the weekend. So I talked about the situation where

697
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 2: you're at a surprise party, so the birthday person of

698
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 2: the person you're surprising doesn't know anyone's there. What I

699
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 2: want is the moment that they do something really embarrassing

700
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 2: and they don't realize that everyone's listening or watching to that,

701
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 2: and then they yell out.

702
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: It's a surprise, surprise.

703
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 2: If you've witnessed it or done at thirteen one O

704
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 2: six fives our number. Friend of mine, I was at

705
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 2: her surprise party. She was walking to the back of

706
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 2: the house and she was readying herself for.

707
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 3: The toilet, yep, hooking.

708
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: She hoiked her dress up and then everyone jumped out

709
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 2: yelled surprise, and then she just hit the deck.

710
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 4: Sort of a dress was she wearing?

711
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 7: Like?

712
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 4: How far out do you have to HOI do you

713
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 4: prepare for a for a squat? Better word? I mean

714
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 4: like it's you're making it sound like she's wearing a

715
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 4: Cinderella dress.

716
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 3: It was. It was a very early Hoyke. It was.

717
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 3: It was an incredibly early Hoyke. But she thought the

718
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 3: house was empty.

719
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 4: She got early. I get that, I get the house empty,

720
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 4: but like, you know, how far out of you're howking

721
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 4: your dress up? And that's a question. I'm not a woman.

722
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 4: I'm never hoiked, but hoiked her dress before you.

723
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 3: Were a d buckler before the bathroom.

724
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 4: No, I'm not, That's what I'm saying. No matter how

725
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 4: busting I am, and I get to the toilet, I've

726
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 4: got sto a time to you know, that's a two

727
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 4: second job.

728
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:44,959
Speaker 3: I'm a D buckler.

729
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 4: You're a D buckler. How far out of your D buckling?

730
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 4: It takes you half a.

731
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 3: Second meters away?

732
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: My belt's off and wow, I'm on the zip especially.

733
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 3: But in the house, I've got the house to myself.

734
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 4: We're gonna try tabby now. I don't know.

735
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 8: Hi, guys, I love you guys so much.

736
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 16: Thank you for making our day so bright. No, I

737
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 16: love you boys are the best.

738
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 8: Look.

739
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 16: I just wanted to tell you how my maid of

740
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 16: honor ruined my proposal.

741
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 2: Okay, beautiful, it's a good one.

742
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 16: My sweet, sweet husband, my soon to be husband, had

743
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 16: set up this amazing proposal with all these clues that

744
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 16: was very unlike him. He's not spontaneous. This is he's

745
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 16: put months of thought into this. I followed all the

746
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 16: clues and he takes me to a restaurant and he

747
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 16: takes me to like a private upstairs room. So we're

748
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 16: walking up the stairs and he told my beautiful best

749
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 16: friend Katie shaming you on public radio. She said, but

750
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 16: you have to turn the music on as we're walking

751
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 16: up the stairs, so she knows she's going to propose

752
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 16: to She goes, yeah, not a problem, except she switched

753
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 16: it onto a microphone and told everyone, Oh my goodness,

754
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 16: she's coming up the stairs. Guy, get ready for the

755
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 16: proposal of a lifetime.

756
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, I know. Yeah, you knew on the way

757
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: out as.

758
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 16: We was probably like four steps off like I had.

759
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 16: I didn't clue in what was happening yet, and then

760
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 16: I heard it. Go, guys, get ready, the proposal is happening.

761
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 16: I walked into surprise.

762
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 4: A.

763
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,479
Speaker 2: Bit of a flat surprise, no doubt.

764
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: That stage tab.

765
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 4: Couldn't be more obvious, Like it's just over the microphone.

766
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 4: Like it wasn't like you didn't see balloons the hint

767
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 4: of balloons or something. It was just like in your face,

768
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 4: get ready, she's going.

769
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 16: He was so ready for that moment, and he was

770
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 16: like a he and he was like I'm so sorry.

771
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 9: I was like, no, it's amazing.

772
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 4: It made your partner cry.

773
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 16: Yeah, because he was just ready for the moment.

774
00:33:54,720 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: Emotional time, an emotional time cry. The Daily You booked

775
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: venue though I didn't mind in the court. Yeah, true,

776
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: and then didn't book a restaurant afterwards. So you know,

777
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: I mean, your husband's better than me, That's all I'm

778
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: trying to say.

779
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 4: There what right now? We are doing food shame, so

780
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 4: can't stop eating?

781
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 10: M m m.

782
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 4: All right, let's get into it. Thirty one and sixty five, Sarah,

783
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 4: what's your food shame? Talk to us?

784
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 13: Okay? So it was a chocolate bar that was in

785
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 13: my better table. It was probably there for about a

786
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 13: year and before Wow. Yeah, I was set for a

787
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 13: chocolate and opened it and it was a bit white

788
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 13: and still ate it.

789
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 4: That's all right? Or was it white? What the chogg

790
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 4: chok chocolate goes white?

791
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's right, that's why I thought it was still good.

792
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 4: What was it, Sarah?

793
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 3: It was a mas bar, a white mars bar.

794
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: Wow, the albino Marsus, a white whale.

795
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 4: Aiden's called thirty one and six five? Want to do

796
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 4: this weddings?

797
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 1: Aiden?

798
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 7: We do?

799
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 1: We do not really a shame or a pride moment.

800
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 4: It's food pride, really, isn't it. And we call it

801
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 4: food chain because people would shame you for it. But

802
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 4: you're proud, Aiden, that's why you're called what happened exactly?

803
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: So you know, when you go to those weddings where

804
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: people don't want to pay for the sit down mill

805
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: and they get the funky staff walking around the order trays, you.

806
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 3: Can take advantage of that. You absolutely can stuff.

807
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 4: Is that a cheaper option?

808
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 3: Definitely?

809
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: Right after what he commented might not even be that.

810
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: But those pies sound good, but uh, what do you

811
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: do with that? We stalk where the orders are actually

812
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: coming out of and then camp ourselves out the front

813
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: of the doors where they come out, and as the

814
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: trays come past, we just basically stuff as much stuff

815
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 1: in our mouths possible.

816
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 4: You cost them, cost them at the gates.

817
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 3: You're a man.

818
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: I actually got done eating the AFL chief executive's wife's

819
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: pies at a function.

820
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: On the weekend.

821
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 4: And I hope that's not a euphemism. Allas calls on

822
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 4: thirday one six five, Laura, how are you going? It's

823
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 4: your food? Shame law? Is your best mate?

824
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 5: Hit us?

825
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: All right?

826
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 6: So we call her iron Stomach, yeah, because like every

827
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 6: Saturday she'll go out get ridiculously drunk or get home

828
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 6: one hundred get orders like one hundred and twenty dollars

829
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 6: worth of Chinese foodlessly befloor, it'll even rock hard. But

830
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 6: then on a Sunday she's got like two big bags

831
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 6: of Chinese food sitting at her front door step and

832
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 6: then she'll use it for meal prepping for during the

833
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 6: week at.

834
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,320
Speaker 4: Best standing man.

835
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 2: A good friend of ours, Carla from Bankstown you know

836
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: here online she can be guilty of ordering macas late

837
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 2: at night and then I'm forgetting about it full innes

838
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: sleep and then enjoyed Macus for breakfast.

839
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a nice surprise, isn't it. Open your

840
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 3: front do and go Macus from last night?

841
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 4: Believe that. Oh we've got time for one more? Mick

842
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 4: or j who want to talk to you? That's tough

843
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,919
Speaker 4: calling out there, captain pair pants coming mate?

844
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 5: You?

845
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 4: What do you want? Pig number three?

846
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 10: My lord?

847
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 4: Who do you want?

848
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 9: Three?

849
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 4: Mick?

850
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 3: Mick? Al right, here we go, Mick, Mick, what's your

851
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 3: third shome? Mick?

852
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,760
Speaker 13: When Sizzla had all you could eat ribs?

853
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 16: I had thirty thirty six racks of ribs.

854
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 4: How much as a rack?

855
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 3: What's on a rack?

856
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 9: Twelve?

857
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 5: I think it was eight? Bef fridge bee fridge.

858
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's heavy. So you had you had

859
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 3: thirty six.

860
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 4: Two hundred and eighty four Is that wrong?

861
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 5: But they wouldn't serve me any more. Chips