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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast out.

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Speaker 2: It's Father's Day this weekend. It's my first Father's Day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, congrats. How you feeling about it?

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 2: If I could summarize it in a sentence, I would,

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Speaker 2: But I've ended up thinking about this a lot. It's

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Speaker 2: really triggered a lot of things in me that it's

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Speaker 2: my first Dad's Day this weekend. And funnily enough, it

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Speaker 2: all stemmed from an interview that we did with Matthew

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Speaker 2: McConaughey in January this year.

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Speaker 3: Nice name drop.

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Speaker 2: And it all happened because I asked him what brought

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Speaker 2: about the Mconnaissance? And the Maconnaissance is this series of

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Speaker 2: movies that he made between twenty ten and twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 2: It's when he went from doing How to Lose a

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Speaker 2: doing Mud Lincoln Lawyer, Dallas Buyers Club. He became this

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Speaker 2: really serious actor, true detective. And I asked him why

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Speaker 2: how it happened? And he surprised me, and I think

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Speaker 2: you supposed probably all of us, and he said to

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Speaker 2: us that the reason was is because he had kids,

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Speaker 2: and when he had kids, he was incredibly clear about

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Speaker 2: who he was and what he wanted to do and

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Speaker 2: who he wanted to be.

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Speaker 3: You've got a child coming now, I do.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's pregnant. Yeah yeah, first one, first one, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Okay, the first six months after newborn? Yeah, don't just

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Speaker 6: double down on your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. Wow,

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Speaker 6: from investments to relationships to where you want to live

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Speaker 6: and go and what you want to do in life.

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Speaker 6: You'll never be more clear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so have you related to that now?

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Speaker 2: Well, so this is the thing, right, So when Matthew

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Speaker 2: McConaughey says something like that to you, yeah, all I

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Speaker 2: could think about after Max was born was was.

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Speaker 6: That the first six months after newborn? Yeah, don't just

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Speaker 6: double down on your instincts, triple down on your instincts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, Yeah, of course, Patthew McConaughey.

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Speaker 2: I'm running around going like, okay, I need double down

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Speaker 2: and triple down to my instincts. And I think I

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Speaker 2: kind of made the assumption that the old things that

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Speaker 2: they would disappear, because I've got this new daughter and

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Speaker 2: that's my life now, and that all my instincts are there,

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Speaker 2: but that wasn't the case, and I kind of found

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Speaker 2: myself doubling down and tripling down on everything, everything that

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Speaker 2: was that meant something to me that I felt was instinctive,

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Speaker 2: so like things that I look to make myself feel

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Speaker 2: more whole, Like, yeah, I was doubled down and tripled

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Speaker 2: down to my instincts here at work to work harder

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Speaker 2: and you know, have fun during the show and do

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Speaker 2: all these things that I need to do to sort

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Speaker 2: of you know, this new revelation and honor the fact

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Speaker 2: that I'm going to be clearer and see clearer and

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Speaker 2: now that I'm a dad. And you know, when you're

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Speaker 2: kids and the breadwinner will know this, you go this

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Speaker 2: pool the whole time where you're like, I need to

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Speaker 2: be at home and need to be at home.

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Speaker 4: So I like rushed home.

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Speaker 2: I got home, and I got home just in time

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Speaker 2: to put Max down.

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Speaker 4: That was the whole point.

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Speaker 2: And she just screamed in my face, like screamed in

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Speaker 4: It was obvious to me that I was unfamiliar to her,

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Speaker 4: and I was like, I'm not here enough and it

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Speaker 2: I felt like a really acute sense of shame and

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Speaker 2: so The nail in the coffin was when my partner,

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Speaker 2: when Sem came into the room, she like, you know,

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Speaker 3: Good one.

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Speaker 4: McConaughey, Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, what have you

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Speaker 2: And so finally enough, It's funny the interview of Imaginem

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Speaker 2: Cocaugheylena to be having a breakdown. I saw my psychologist

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Speaker 2: the next day and I was telling him about the

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Speaker 2: safe or forgiven. And he said to me that, interestingly,

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Speaker 2: babies can bring out traits or emotions in parents that

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Speaker 3: Triggers it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you see your kid going through that same thing,

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Speaker 2: you re experienced the thing that you experienced thirty years ago.

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Speaker 2: So what I was feeling, that need to be held

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Speaker 2: was what I felt thirty years ago because my dad

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Speaker 2: not villainized, but I'd be like, shit, why weren't you there?

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Speaker 2: Like why put work down? Like who cares? Until ironically,

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Speaker 2: we had Shannon Nole in the studio the other day

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Speaker 2: and I was asking him about how he, you know,

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Speaker 2: how does he balance his duties?

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Speaker 7: And he said this coming home was the biggest thing

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Speaker 7: after going over seas because the kids sort I wouldn't

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Speaker 7: go like, think like, we're having a great time before

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Speaker 7: he left, so they resent you for it. I'd come

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Speaker 7: back from New York and they with a great y

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Speaker 7: weeks to win Cardy back over again because he sort

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Speaker 7: of now I'm not getting close to you again. You're

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Speaker 2: And you can see this in my article at nine

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Speaker 2: dot com is where again on our socials and the

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Speaker 2: stories that you can click through. But I kind of

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Speaker 2: realized that the lot of a parent is to sort

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Speaker 2: of balance these irreconcilable duties or instincts, and each of

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Speaker 2: them is sort of pointing to being a better care

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Speaker 2: for your child, whether that's holding them, or working to

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Speaker 2: provide for them, or spending time on yourself so that

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Speaker 2: you're not grumpy around them. The sadness I felt when

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Speaker 2: Max screamed at me was that I would never actually

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Speaker 2: be able to satisfy all of those duties. In fact,

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Speaker 2: in my need and my duty my instinct to provide

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Speaker 2: for her, I can't be there for her like those

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Speaker 2: two cannot marry up and she can't understand that. And

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Speaker 2: it's only in becoming a father that I actually understand

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Speaker 2: that now. And rather than villainizing my dad for it,

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Speaker 2: I actually feel really sorry for him. And so the

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Speaker 2: message I wanted to send on Father's Day is to

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Speaker 2: not like, don't tell your dad you love them, or

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Speaker 2: or whoever your breadwinning parent was, your mum or both

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Speaker 2: of them might be, don't tell me you love them

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Speaker 2: or you're thankful for them, but that you actually forgive

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Speaker 4: Tough and this might be a lot.

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Speaker 2: And I told you I'm very nervous about this, but

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Speaker 2: that's so it's all about I'm going to call my

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Speaker 3: Why does that make you feel so nervous?

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Speaker 2: Because I I feel sorry for him, and I feel

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Speaker 2: like i've I've I he didn't deserve me chastising him for.

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Speaker 3: That, Yeah, right, in like your adult life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have got like a lot of things

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Speaker 2: that I know that I've really struggled with because I've

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Speaker 2: working hard, and that hurt me and I want to better.

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Speaker 2: Now I kind of like understand that he never did

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Speaker 4: In fact, if anything, he was doing everything he could

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Speaker 3: Definitely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So yeah, you know, it's live radio and

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Speaker 2: radio show, so I'm the idiot that's going to call

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Speaker 8: Up next nice she whiz look at the old tissue

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Speaker 8: box Australia.

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Speaker 2: Will I'm talking about a piece I wrote recently for

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Speaker 2: nine dot com. You can head on to Willamwoody on

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Speaker 2: the socials on the stories that linked to the article

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Speaker 2: will be there. But effectively it's an interview that we

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Speaker 2: had with Matthew McConaughey earlier this year, which led to

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Speaker 2: me having a breakdown a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: You've got a child coming now, I do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's pregnant. Yeah, yeah, first one, first one, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: The first six months after your newborn. Yeah, don't just

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Speaker 6: double down on your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. Wow,

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Speaker 6: from investments to relationships to where you want to live

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Speaker 6: and go and what you want to do in life,

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Speaker 6: You'll never be more clear.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So McConaughey screwed me.

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Speaker 8: It really did, didn't do You think you were trying

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Speaker 8: too hard? Definitely to think about what you've You've tried

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Speaker 8: to assume your instinct is to work hard, whereas it

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Speaker 8: sounds like everything you're saying your your genuine instinct was

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Speaker 2: Max, Like, yeah, this lack of time away from my

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Speaker 2: He would work, just just worked his ass off to

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Speaker 2: today in the lead up to Father's Day and essentially

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Speaker 4: It's well, I can.

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Speaker 2: So Father's Day this Sunday, yep. And I wrote a

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Speaker 2: I yeah, because I just kind of had this. I

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Speaker 2: this moment where I realized that you when we were kids,

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Speaker 2: and I in the past, I just don't think I

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I in holding Max the other day and

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Speaker 4: So fast to be with her. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I finally understand why you're away so much, because

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Speaker 2: you're just trying to look after us. And I forgive

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Speaker 2: I forgive you. I forgive you for that, right, thank you, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that you need that. Yes, But I love you, and

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to tell you that.

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Speaker 10: Oh thanks, Well, yeah, I actually yes, I was a

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Speaker 10: love I mean, that's that's that awful bind of trying

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Speaker 10: to be a parent and also live your own life.

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Speaker 10: And that's a really difficult challenge. If you're in the

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Speaker 10: position of responsibility and it doesn't really matter what you do,

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Speaker 10: that is a bind, and I don't think it's possible

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Speaker 10: to get it right. I think you just muddled through

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Speaker 10: keep trying to do it better. I do. I do

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Speaker 10: pride myself on the fact that I never missed a

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Speaker 10: sporting event or a or a speech day for you guys.

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Speaker 10: Dan, been been a been a pleasure, and we'll look

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Speaker 2: Hey filing yeah good good, yeah yeap. Fast had always

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Speaker 4: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Can you tell someone else's kid to shut up.

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Speaker 2: WHOA? Yeah, Well that's look, it's a question I've always.

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Speaker 4: That is what's going to happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like we've got I mean, I've got

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Speaker 4: In cases of emergency.

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Speaker 3: But people might frown on that though you know, what

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Speaker 4: Not be able to do on a plane. That's true.

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Speaker 2: Ultimately, I figure I can just dumper up with the

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Speaker 8: Point, we're gonna have to say, you're joking, because you know,

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Speaker 3: He actually is, they're calling child Services.

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Speaker 2: They're going no, no, I'm not going to get but

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Speaker 2: To two, when they get to two, you can get

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Speaker 2: No, but apparently that's the thing, like if your child

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Speaker 4: Have it with a doctor.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely, like one of those legal It would be

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Speaker 3: Was a great father. It was a really good father.

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Speaker 3: Keep it, keep it, Let's keep it live.

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Speaker 4: Let's keep it live, not drugging kids on planes. We're

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Speaker 2: So Rachelle Humes, who's a British pop star, she's part

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's twenty two months.

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Speaker 8: Has anyone, has anyone just in this situation, Has there

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Speaker 4: He'd done it for close on seven or eight hours

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Speaker 2: I went through the parent and I didn't want to

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Speaker 4: How do you like, how do we sort this?

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Speaker 2: Not?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 2: The other day I was walking around and I had Max.

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Speaker 4: And this Onoean was like, can the baby even breathe

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Speaker 2: Wow, I've promptly told her to go on too a

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Speaker 3: Language, whoa I was tired. Yeah, no, fair enough, all right.

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Speaker 4: Advice from Ruth, trust me, Rat, you just you don't

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Speaker 3: You just don't do it.

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Speaker 2: On six five, how do you get through flights with babies?

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Speaker 2: What advice have you got for me? If you take

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Speaker 4: A lot, come fly with me. My fiance is Dutch.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have to take little Max across there a

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Speaker 4: Culture, her life, who she is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, like we're gonna have to be taking

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Speaker 4: So you get lost in the reads there, don't you.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to be in that situation.

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Speaker 2: I don't want other I don't want Max annoying people

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Speaker 4: But I understand that we're in an.

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Speaker 2: We've got a well of beautiful parents that listen to

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Speaker 2: us who have called in.

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Speaker 4: Now, before we get to these calls, very quickly, up

447
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 4: for Nergan. We're going to put that down.

448
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,120
Speaker 2: Your kid can only have it when they're two years

449
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 2: and over, has to be prescribed by a doctor, and

450
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 2: apparently like one in five kids turns them the other way.

451
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 2: So if you are going to give it to them,

452
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Speaker 2: you have to do a test run first. What don't

453
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Speaker 2: I recommend leaving them with a babysitter or something for

454
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Speaker 2: the test run.

455
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Speaker 4: Imagine if their house We've given him a good shot

456
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 4: of anergan.

457
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,720
Speaker 2: Four out of five times she passes out watching five times,

458
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,720
Speaker 2: she's going to be aimed.

459
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,680
Speaker 4: From the rafters. We're back at ten thirty.

460
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Speaker 9: You have anything you like.

461
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 4: From the fridge, All right, Jamima's good. On then when

462
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Speaker 4: I sees five high jemimah, Hey, how are you good?

463
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Speaker 9: Mate?

464
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,720
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts?

465
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Speaker 11: So?

466
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Speaker 5: Look, my advice? Would they don't give your child a whistle.

467
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Speaker 5: So I was recently on a flight back from Queensland

468
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Speaker 5: and there was a boy in front of me, probably

469
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Speaker 5: would have been three or four, and he had one

470
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Speaker 5: of those plastic whistles around his neck and he flew

471
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Speaker 5: it the entire flight.

472
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Speaker 2: Actually, he would have been handy if the plane crashed

473
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 2: in the old life vest.

474
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight on it.

475
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 4: I always thought those things were useless. But nice way

476
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 4: to occupy the child was when he.

477
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Speaker 5: Kept standing up and like facing me and blowing it

478
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Speaker 5: in my face. And after about an hour I was like,

479
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Speaker 5: can you please just shut up?

480
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Speaker 12: I think, and he turned to his mum and he.

481
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Speaker 5: Was like, mummy, that rude lady told me to shut up,

482
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Speaker 5: and then turned around and had to go at me.

483
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 4: He baited you though, that totally. He baited a genius child.

484
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,119
Speaker 4: That's a genius child.

485
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Speaker 3: And Jamima dropped down to his level. Well played kid.

486
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

487
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 2: I think parents that give their kids whistles, recorders, any

488
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 2: instrument that can be blown into that's that's that's yeah,

489
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: that's not nice to anyone around them.

490
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 4: Give to a child in a paddock.

491
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a beautiful flute.

492
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,640
Speaker 4: How do you for a birth.

493
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 3: Wait, the loudest of the float, you.

494
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 4: Dare otherwise your child? What am we going to think?

495
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 4: I'll think of something nice.

496
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Speaker 3: Let me knows, Lisa. Have you got for parents traveling

497
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Speaker 3: with kids?

498
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 5: Sure?

499
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Speaker 13: Do you?

500
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Speaker 14: Guys? Love you show are used to living in the

501
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Speaker 14: state for over five years, and every time I came

502
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Speaker 14: to visit on my way home, I will do a

503
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,159
Speaker 14: little thank you and thank you for your patience and

504
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 14: little chocolate bars or strange chocolate bar us for the

505
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Speaker 14: rose behind me and aside to me to say thank

506
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 14: you for your patients. It's my first time flying with

507
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 14: my hurry in advance. And yeah, idea that when I flew.

508
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 3: That's at idea, that's really smart.

509
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 4: Did you hand them out at the start?

510
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 3: Lisa?

511
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 14: Yeah, so as soon as ione fand I told the

512
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 14: air hostess that what I was doing, and I was like,

513
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 14: all fine with that. And if you get on the

514
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 14: side of their hostess, they will actually take your baby

515
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 14: away for you so you can have a sleep.

516
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 9: Wow.

517
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 14: It happened to me a couple of times when I

518
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 14: flew on my own.

519
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 4: What did you have to give you a slipper a

520
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 4: quick fifty or something?

521
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 14: And I know it's just a chocolate bar and a

522
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 14: strange obviously living in the straight in the States, but

523
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 14: they've never.

524
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 4: That's great advice.

525
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 8: Get on the front foot, proactive, bribe the effectively effectively.

526
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 4: That's a that's a really lovely idea.

527
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 2: And she went through the cabin hanging out trucky bars

528
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 2: as well to the other people.

529
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's smart, that is smart idea.

530
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 8: Let's go to Angela here, Angela, what are yours? A

531
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 8: couple of chips on kids on a plane?

532
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 9: Oh?

533
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 13: Absolutely, Look, I love the idea, the chocolate bars. And

534
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 13: also like I did for Nrgan and that didn't.

535
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 5: Work at all.

536
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 13: It was the one in five chance. And my child

537
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 13: was no eighteen months old. We were flying to Singapore,

538
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 13: and I swear to God, from the moment we started,

539
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,359
Speaker 13: he screamed his little lungs out all the thing. I

540
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 13: think his ears are all over the shop. I think

541
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 13: I walked from about Adelaide to Singapore on that flight.

542
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 13: I did lapse and laughs on the y and I

543
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 13: tried to disperse it so there wasn't all the noise

544
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 13: concentrated at the same time. And I remember I'm about

545
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 13: my seventeenth lap holding the baby. Someone muttered something under

546
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 13: her breath, and at that stage I was I was

547
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 13: beside myself, not knowing what to do, and I turned around.

548
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 13: I said, sorry, have you got something you know? Have

549
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 13: you got something to help me? And she said no,

550
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,719
Speaker 13: just move on because obviously what you're doing isn't working.

551
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 13: And I had to steel myself and I just said,

552
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 13: what would you do? And she said that's why I

553
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 13: don't have children. And I just and I don't know

554
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 13: what came over me, because I never do this. I'm

555
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 13: so non confrontational. I just said, well, thank God for humanity.

556
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:13,560
Speaker 4: God.

557
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 13: The whole plane erupted and they started clapping and cheering me.

558
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 4: What a story?

559
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,400
Speaker 2: Love that well?

560
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 4: And right now it's time for the hook of.

561
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 8: So we are both about to tease or hook a story.

562
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 8: It's up to you, guys listening thirteen one oh sixty

563
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 8: five as to which story you want to hear or

564
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 8: which story we're going to elaborate on. Okay, will do

565
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 8: you want to hook your story first or would you.

566
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 3: Like me to?

567
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 4: I can hook mine first if you like, Okay, go

568
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 4: for it.

569
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got in my story details of a fight

570
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 2: last night between summer of Australia and America's best performers.

571
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: Oh that's pretty good, thank you, guys.

572
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 8: Warn people that could be very misleading there, like what

573
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 8: is a performer anyway?

574
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 4: My hook?

575
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 3: My hook?

576
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 8: Pussy causes war? So thirteen one oh sixty five is

577
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,120
Speaker 8: the number? Which story do you want to hear?

578
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 4: That could also be misleading you, guys?

579
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 2: Choose would you rather hear up next details of a

580
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 2: fight last night between some of Australia and America's best

581
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: performers or pussy causes war? It's over to you you guys. Vote,

582
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: will tell you which story we're going to be doing

583
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 2: after you vote. Willen Woody, that's the more in just

584
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 2: a bit the will and Woody podcast right now.

585
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 4: It's a hook of.

586
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: All right, a hook we're just hounds for radio woods

587
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: where radioheads with this gear. A hook in the industry terminology, guys,

588
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 2: is like a way to get you to continue to listen.

589
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 8: It's a tease like clickbait. Yeah, headlines you say on

590
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 8: the internet.

591
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: How can we hook you in? So Woody and I

592
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 2: have both hooked a story that we would like you

593
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: to choose. Yes, we'll read you these hooks again.

594
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 8: Important detail though, one of us has been given an

595
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 8: actually interesting story. The other one has been given a

596
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 8: very boring story. Okay, so you listening and you voting,

597
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 8: you're trying to pick the interesting story.

598
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 3: Okay, Will, what was your hook?

599
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: Details of a fight last night between some of Australia

600
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: and America's best performers.

601
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, and my hook is pussy causes war? Okay, war,

602
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 3: pussy causes war.

603
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 8: Let's let's go to Adam here on thirteen one oh

604
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 8: six ' five.

605
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 3: Adam, what story do you want to hear more about?

606
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 14: Yeah?

607
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 12: I'm gonna go.

608
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 11: Will I reckon?

609
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 13: What is a bit of a spitcher?

610
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 12: I reckon pussy could be about a ca or something.

611
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I tend to agree with.

612
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 3: Let's go will interesting? Adam read me like a brock, Adam,

613
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's go to Maddie here. Maddie, what do

614
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 3: you want to hear about?

615
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 15: I want to hear about the pussy as well.

616
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Maddie, no great stuck dealing?

617
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 2: You take us home? Which story do you want to hear?

618
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear pussy causes war? Or do

619
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 2: you want to hear details of a fight last night

620
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: between some of Australian America's Best performers.

621
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 12: The Australia America's best performer.

622
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: Of the fight the fight last night, which means I win,

623
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: pussy cause him war.

624
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 4: No one cares.

625
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 3: That's a wild story.

626
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 4: We'll never know. We'll never know. I will read my

627
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 4: story though. Okay, what bad? Like everybody?

628
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: You lost out the Australian dollar, our best performer went

629
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: down sixty eight to sixty eight. US stents along with

630
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 2: BHP suffered huge losses up against the American stocks last night.

631
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Speaker 3: Ah, shame on you, you Australia.

632
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 4: Straight is easiest. Quiz is right up now?

633
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 3: Never reveal one wants to know what now.

634
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 8: I don't condone this behavior, but my god, do I

635
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 8: find it funny. So there's a plane that's about to

636
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 8: take off and head to Carbo in Mexico. Will But

637
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 8: just before the plane takes off and it's just sort of.

638
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: Sitting there is beautiful, nice, lovely spot nice.

639
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 8: So the plane sitting there on the tar Mak, it's

640
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 8: about to take off and someone on the plane just

641
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 8: start sending nudes to everyone.

642
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 3: With a phone who's got air drop turned on.

643
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 8: So if you don't get air drop, you can you

644
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 8: can effectively send anything to anyone, right, you don't know

645
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 8: the person need to have their number. But the guy

646
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 8: or girls sending the neruds that the story hasn't told

647
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 8: the story obviously, a confident guy sending his nudes around

648
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 8: to anyone who's got the old air drop on will

649
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 8: But he unfortunately also sends that nude to the pilot.

650
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 3: So the pilot's trying to take off the he's.

651
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: Just been the pilot's been caught out there of anything.

652
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: Surely you're not flying and phoning.

653
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 3: Not a bad call.

654
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: Well, I meant to text and drive, let alone, take

655
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 2: over a passenger plane and dry.

656
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 3: Not a bad call. Not a bad call, naughty pilot.

657
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 8: Anyway, he's sitting there, he's copying these nerds, obviously getting

658
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,479
Speaker 8: bulk doodles.

659
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 3: Whatever is this guy sending He was constantly sending nudes.

660
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 8: He's obviously got a bank of nerds, this passenger and

661
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 8: he's just air dropping everyone regularly with his naked body.

662
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 8: And anyway, it gets to the point where the pilot

663
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 8: makes an announcement over the speaker and says this.

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Speaker 11: So here's the deal. This continues while we're on the ground.

665
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Speaker 11: I'm gonna have to pull back to the gate. Everybody's

666
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Speaker 11: gonna have to get off. We're gonna have to get

667
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 11: security involved, and it's vacation that's going to be ruined.

668
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 11: So you folks, whenever that air dropped, that has let's

669
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Speaker 11: send the neck a picture. Let's get yourself to a car.

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Speaker 8: So that reaction just reminded me of every single dad

671
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Speaker 8: on holiday.

672
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Speaker 3: I don't know if.

673
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Speaker 8: Your memory of holidays is the same as mine, but

674
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 8: I feel like my dad was just angry, like ninety

675
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 8: percent of the time.

676
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: We're not going to turn the plane Around're gonna turn

677
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 2: the carround? Oh yes, absolutely will.

678
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: Some one guys kicked that up. I'm gonna turn this

679
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 4: car around.

680
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 8: He's just full of threats, just constantly trying to control

681
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 8: the kids, but so many threats. But the stories I'd

682
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 8: love to hear right now in thirteen one oh sixty

683
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 8: five is when dad like really lost it. Yeah, when

684
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 8: did he completely lose his marbles on holiday? Getting angry

685
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 8: thirteen one oh six five, if you can relate to it,

686
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 8: because I've actually got my old man to call the

687
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 8: show Dad.

688
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: Welcome, hello, boys, mates, and welcome back to the show.

689
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 12: Thank you, thank you. It's wonderful to be back.

690
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: Last time I think we called you were half asleep,

691
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: so I was it.

692
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 3: Was pretty obvious, Dad, did you did you find the snacks?

693
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 16: Though?

694
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 4: Dad, it's a good question.

695
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 12: No, I didn't know. No, I'm wasn't sure. I drifted

696
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 12: in saying for half a sleep for real conversation with

697
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 12: my son.

698
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 4: It was live on It was it was live on air.

699
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 12: Really my brand.

700
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're normally ship hot on this shows. Yeah,

701
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 4: they come in.

702
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 12: Yeah, I know.

703
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 8: We're going to restore your reputation now, Dad, because there

704
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 8: is a story that comes to mind. We're talking about

705
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 8: Dad's losing it on holiday, and there was a particular

706
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 8: occasion Dad, while we were having a family holiday in Vietnam,

707
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 8: where you were getting a bit angry about me and

708
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 8: my brother Tom sleeping.

709
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 4: In Hannoy Hannoy Hannoy hotel.

710
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Speaker 12: What do you want?

711
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 7: Okay?

712
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 12: The story was, we had two nights accommodation Hannoid this hotel,

713
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 12: but it was broken up with a trip to how

714
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 12: Long Bay.

715
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 9: So we go.

716
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 12: You have our accommodation, so Missus White and I in

717
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 12: one room and the responsible boys are in the other room.

718
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 12: So we go down how Long Bay, and then where

719
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Speaker 12: you turned to the hotel where we had the previous

720
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 12: night and told the boy that night, said, we've booked

721
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 12: a taxi for eight o'clock in the morning. Make sure

722
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 12: you're out at the front before at eight o'clock, no excuses.

723
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 12: So we're down there at eight o'clock in the morning,

724
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 12: no sign of the boys. I tear up the stairs,

725
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 12: absolutely open the door the boys room, hamm them away

726
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 12: in there. And I'm not looking at the boys. I'm

727
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 12: looking at a German couple, a mature German couple. The

728
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 12: gentleman who first of all, the lady was in the bathroom.

729
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 12: She's sort of clutching it to guard herself. I'm sort

730
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 12: of putting my hands up to sort of try to

731
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 12: show her that I'm not trying to look at her,

732
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 12: turning away as I'm turning away, and I'm just when

733
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 12: I entered the room, I just yelled.

734
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: You idiot, I told you to get and I'm abusing

735
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: the hell out of the mature And they had a

736
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: puzzled look on their face, strangely enough, and it was

737
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: like a into them from like a John Clease movie

738
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: gets to retract and say okay, no, sorry, walk.

739
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 3: Down it was enjoy the rest of your shower. Random German.

740
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 2: Part of me is Steve that thought that maybe your

741
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: boys had managed to lure a mature German woman into

742
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 2: their bathroom.

743
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 8: No, Hupe, Nope, we were late bloomers. We were like

744
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 8: bloomers anyway, Thank you, Dad, standing stuff thirteen You he

745
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 8: just got the wrong room.

746
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,280
Speaker 3: We're on a different floor.

747
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,400
Speaker 4: You didn't ever get the wrong the whole floor.

748
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Speaker 8: Thirteen one o sixty five is our number, though, When

749
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 8: did your dad absolutely crack it on holiday? Or of course,

750
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 8: if you're the dad and you want to confess to

751
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 8: cracking it, give us a call.

752
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 4: Thirteen one sixty five, when your dad crack it on holidays?

753
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 4: Give us a girl. I love to hear from out.

754
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, my memory of family holidays is dad cracking at

755
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 8: ninety percent of the time. He's always angry, so many

756
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 8: things to be angry about. It's not his Oh kids

757
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 8: menaces on holidays, will Yeah, so thirty one or six

758
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 8: five want to hear about the stories of them absolutely

759
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 8: losing it. We're talking about it because a pilot who

760
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,399
Speaker 8: was also clearly a dad, was trying to take off

761
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 8: for a trip to Mexico, but then the passenger started sending.

762
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 3: The pilot nerds.

763
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 8: We' sorry, I don't condone the behavior, but bloody hell,

764
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 8: that's good stuff. So there's the pilot is getting air

765
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,919
Speaker 8: dropped these nerds, like constantly getting air dropped, these nerds,

766
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 8: and then finally threatened to turn the plane around.

767
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,479
Speaker 11: So here's the deal. This continues while we're on the ground.

768
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 11: I'm gonna have to pull.

769
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: Back to the gate.

770
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 11: Everybody's gonna have to get off. We're gonna have to

771
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 11: get scary involved, and it's vacation.

772
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: There's going to be ruined.

773
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 11: So you folks, whenever that ever dropped the gars, let's

774
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 11: send the neckt picture. Let's get yourself to the.

775
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 8: Gabo, no doubt, send one just straight after that announcement, right.

776
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:50,439
Speaker 13: So.

777
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,479
Speaker 4: Did the plane take off?

778
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 3: He's bluffing.

779
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 4: You can't. You can't turn a plane around.

780
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 8: Because someone's sending its Turn your phone off me, Let's

781
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 8: go to let's go to Georgia. Here on thirty one

782
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 8: sixty five Georgia. You're on a family holiday in Germany

783
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 8: and Dad absolutely lost it.

784
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 15: Yeah, so Mom and I were up at the rooms

785
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 15: and my dad had just been down at the pool

786
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 15: to set the scene. It's a honeymoon location, steaming spa

787
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 15: looking at a castle in Germany. And then we start

788
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 15: we start hearing this banging noise and we're like the

789
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 15: homemooon location, Why are they doing construction at five pm

790
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 15: at night? And it keeps going, it keeps going. So

791
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 15: Mum and I opened the door and we look down

792
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 15: the stairs and their dad pounding on the door in

793
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 15: a white fluffy robe. And when you say to me, Dad,

794
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,439
Speaker 15: what the hell are you doing over the balcony, he says,

795
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 15: I bet bloody door. And we said to him, you're

796
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 15: at someone else's room, the wrong room. So Dad, Andy's

797
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 15: white fluffy robe has to do the run of shame

798
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 15: up the stairs.

799
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 4: As your dad, they got the wrong room.

800
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 8: It's just too many rooms, too many. Next, Georgia, let's

801
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 8: got to listen to here. Listenda, your dad lost it

802
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 8: on your family trip.

803
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 9: Yes, so we'd gone on a road trip to a Chukah,

804
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 9: myself and my two brothers. And anyway, just before we

805
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 9: hop on the Hume Highway, he goes, now, do any

806
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 9: of your kids need to go to the bathroom? No, no, no, no, no,

807
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 9: of course we don't, Dad. And anyway, about five minutes

808
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 9: onto being on the Hume Highway. The boys are like, pete, Dad,

809
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 9: We've got to go to the toilet. It's bumper to

810
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 9: bumper traffic.

811
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 13: We're like crawling.

812
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 9: There is nowhere to pull over, and he's like, you

813
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 9: can't go, Like we're going to have to wait, and anyway,

814
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 9: the boys are complaining, We've got to go, We've got

815
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 9: to go. He managed to pull over on the side

816
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 9: of the road in front.

817
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 5: Of everybody and let the boys out to do their business.

818
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 9: There was a bit of profanity used, and yeah, he

819
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 9: was not in prayer, so the car ride was quite silent.

820
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 3: So sorry.

821
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 8: The scene for everyone else in traffic was two boys

822
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 8: taking the piss next to a highway while a dad

823
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 8: abuses them. Yeah, basically, text, that's a pretty weird scene

824
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 8: to want to drive through.

825
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 3: Thanks.

826
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 8: Would you be like in those like, you know we're

827
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 8: about to Well, you're a father, I'm about to be

828
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 8: a father in that situation. It's going to happen right

829
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 8: where one of them needs to go and take a

830
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 8: whiz when you're on a long car trip.

831
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 3: Where where's your stance on the old bottle piss.

832
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:28,479
Speaker 4: With a girl? Let's go to meg, Let's go to.

833
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 16: Make How are you guys.

834
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 3: What I mean with your dad on holidays?

835
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 16: We were we were going on a road trip from

836
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 16: Sydney to Tamworth and all five of us were in

837
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 16: the back of the good old railway station wagons and

838
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 16: Dad had told us all under no circumstances were any

839
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 16: of us to take our shoes off from Sydney to Hamworth.

840
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 9: The whole time, that's weird.

841
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,360
Speaker 3: What's the story behind that?

842
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 4: Use them as a missile?

843
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 16: There was a lot of anger. Are you know they've

844
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 16: been but they've been packing the car? Anger in the car, I.

845
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: Mean, belts on, don't talk to each other. I used

846
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 2: to get that, don't talk to each other for a

847
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: little while, don't fight, don't fight, don't take your shoes

848
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: off a little bit.

849
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 8: Anyway, we'd requested one side, what happens?

850
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 3: So he says, you want to keep your shoes on?

851
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 3: What happens next?

852
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 16: Sure enough, we get to a petrol station just out

853
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 16: of Tamworth and turns around to say that all of

854
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 16: us had our shoes off and absolutely lost her.

855
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 3: What are we talking?

856
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 2: Like?

857
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 3: How did he lose it?

858
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:33,479
Speaker 4: Meg?

859
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 16: Like, just I'm so disappointed.

860
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 15: I told all of you to keep your shoes on.

861
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 16: Now you've got to put them all back on.

862
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: You're sorry, your daddy is down.

863
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 8: It's not like an anti food fetish or something like

864
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 8: a foot phobia or something.

865
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 9: Meg, do you know what I.

866
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 16: Think it was because it was a dad and kids

867
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 16: holiday and he was just freaking out that he had

868
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 16: to put shoes on.

869
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 4: To put the shoes back off. Yeah, that makes a

870
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 4: lot more sense.

871
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 3: That does make sense.

872
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,319
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877
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Speaker 8: the microwave dings before you say stop, you win nothing.

893
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 3: You're good to go.

894
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: But yes, your microwave, alright, we're hitting the microwaved. I

895
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 2: think you got a little bit too stripped down when

896
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 2: you said we're going to start a sound effect.

897
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: That's true, I was really pulling the cat.

898
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,399
Speaker 8: Let's a real microw keep the theater let Sorry, well, sorry,

899
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 8: well I'm a realist.

900
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 3: I hate going to do this.

901
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 4: I hate it when you do it to me. Sorry,

902
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 4: all right, let's kick it off.

903
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 2: Jasmhen, you know how to play be patience.

904
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 17: One hundred and seventy five dollars, two hundred and eight dollars,

905
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 17: three hundred and fourteen dollars, five hundred and thirty nine dollars,

906
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 17: one thousand and sixty dollars, one thousand, three hundred and

907
00:41:53,920 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 17: twenty nine dollars, one thousand, three hundred and thirty dollars,

908
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 17: one thousand, five hundred and ninety dollars, two thousand and

909
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 17: fifty two.

910
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 10: Dollars stop.

911
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 14: Lay.

912
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 4: Well, we don't know, but we'll find out. We'll find

913
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 4: out if you went too early.

914
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 2: Let's have a listening to where it ended up, your

915
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: number two thousand and fifties, where you go up to it?

916
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 4: Let's see where I went to?

917
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 17: Eight hundred and three dollars, three thousand, two hundred dollars.

918
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 2: Whoa, oh, oh god, good jazz?

919
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 5: Alright, not too.

920
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 4: Bad, mate, just over two better than a kick and

921
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 4: the teeth? How good is that?

922
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:47,319
Speaker 2: All yours?

923
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 4: Jasmin? Congratulations?

924
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,240
Speaker 15: Thirty is awesome?

925
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 2: Make you guys sorry, right, pleasure, pleasure, enjoy poppin'.

926
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 4: Don't stop the popcorn. That'll be back tomorrow. We'll still

927
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 4: help the cash to give away.

928
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: There still nearly twenty five thousand dollars to give away.

929
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 3: There is, isn't there. There's going to be a whopper.

930
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 3: There's going to be an absolute whopper tomorrow.

931
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 4: Ogon, there'll be a whopper in there, no doubt. It's

932
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 4: real of money,