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Speaker 1: Happy New Year. Okay, here goes here it goes.

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Speaker 2: First words out of his mouth for the year mine

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Speaker 2: is Happy new Year.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to very little. We've been back and forth

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Speaker 1: in anyway, Happy New Year. No, that's what we're going

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Speaker 1: to say. That the hammer's back, Oh God, and it begins,

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 1: and I'm as. This is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And if you've come winning in the advice, shock horror,

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Speaker 1: we will not be giving any in twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Thank goodness. I was worried there. I thought we're gonna

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Speaker 2: have to give some sort of advice after a couple

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Speaker 2: of years. People look to us as experts in the field.

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Speaker 2: They are deathly wrong.

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Speaker 1: Happy New Year, Happy New Year. I do want to

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Speaker 1: start earlier than that and say Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Merry Christmas to you. Thank God it's over.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of people listening that

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Speaker 1: would get shivers from the word Merry Christmas, shaking in

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Speaker 1: my bones over here, How was yours? It was all right?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not. It's a stressful time. Hence the

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Speaker 2: hemorrhoids back.

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Speaker 1: How do you know it's back? It's my anus? Man,

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Speaker 1: can you feel that it's coming back? It's there present.

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Speaker 1: I remarking the role, and I'm.

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Speaker 3: Like Oscar Macie, April iggy hemorrhoids presents. Yeah, literally that

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Speaker 3: that's That's exactly what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Is it like a polyp? Yeah, it's a polyp.

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Speaker 2: You feel it? Stings?

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Speaker 1: How do you whop your ass? I apologize to our listeners.

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Speaker 1: Come here for the parenting content. April brought me some

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Speaker 1: flushable wipes. They're no good. They're no good. They don't

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Speaker 2: The flushbraw wipes, but you're going to use one at

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Speaker 2: the time, and they're deathly thin. So I figured myself

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Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, You're not sorry. I'm not sorry at all.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't care a Christmas. Yes, you asked me a question.

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Speaker 1: Where were you?

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Speaker 2: We had Christmas at my grandmother's house. We spoke about

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Speaker 2: it last year. Remember she has the terrible tablecloths that

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Speaker 2: are from the fifties, the Spoon collection.

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Speaker 1: This Spoon collection. She was the one in the video

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Speaker 1: with the calendar. She got a calendar.

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Speaker 2: She's stoked. She's going to take it down to the

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Speaker 1: Just quickly, are there any calendars left? I think we

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Speaker 1: the calendars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, jump on link in the show notes. Nan loved it.

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Speaker 1: Who does the food in your family?

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Speaker 2: I was on roll patrol?

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Speaker 1: What's a roll patrol?

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Speaker 2: So there is Vietnamese bakery on the Northern Beaches, yep,

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Speaker 2: try and find them. But they do fresh rolls on

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Speaker 2: the day, hot rolls and on Christmas Day and people

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Speaker 2: buy and by the fucking garbage bag.

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Speaker 1: What they're so good? Is it a kid they're getting

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like a tradition. It's it's huge.

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of this. And why have you never

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Speaker 2: Because they only good on the day you buy them.

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Speaker 1: Right. So I was on rolls. But that's a great

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Speaker 2: Fuller slammer. There has been years that I've got them

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Speaker 1: If my family is listening, that's a lie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look it's much easier than day before if I

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Speaker 1: And then Nan had the ham.

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Speaker 2: She won it. She went to ham every year. I

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Speaker 1: It's a nice flex.

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Speaker 2: Sister was on the salads.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't feel doesn't feel very Christmas y when it's it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people are like, was that someone had their family

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Speaker 1: Strong as is just sitting there coming down his brow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, pigs are impressive, bro. They are the givers different

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Speaker 1: You don't like the pork. No, what we is a

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Speaker 1: house sucks for two years. Yeah, yeah, we moved in

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Speaker 1: just before Christmas. Time time fly does when you're doing

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Speaker 2: Well, what happened with the pork before?

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Speaker 1: It was just the issue was issue was it's just

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Speaker 1: I think, to the pig community to offer ham and

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Speaker 1: Very good point. I just thought, we've got it. We've

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Speaker 2: We don't do seafood, or we do on April fuck

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Speaker 1: So April's dad no prawns, gets.

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Speaker 2: The prawns and pills anyone allergic My dad's dad who's

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Speaker 2: Full your lunch sounds amazing. I'm over here rubbing two

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Speaker 1: Fucking indulging it. You're knocking back meats, like.

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Speaker 2: We don't want it, We don't want it anyway.

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Speaker 1: It is hard. People have lots of opinions, like when

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Speaker 2: That's the thing with Christmas, and your family comes over

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Speaker 1: And Laura was in charge. And Laura is very good

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Speaker 1: unbelievable delicious from here. But that that caused it sounds

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Speaker 1: fucking weird to say, but the subject of pork almost

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a balancing act Christmas where you get

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Speaker 1: What you're the uncle and your family.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my father in law's partner's son's girlfriend is Thaie.

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Speaker 2: So she had she brang a lovely chicken curry that

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Speaker 1: This is Christmas. A chicken curry on Christmas? Fuck me

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Speaker 2: My father in law speaking broken English to this quarter.

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Speaker 1: It was great.

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Speaker 2: But like I said, like you bring all the family together,

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Speaker 1: When my family, well, when all the families left, because

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Speaker 1: shout out to the brothers. And Laura's family came from Woollongong.

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Speaker 1: That came from North Queensland. Where's he from Laura's dad

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Speaker 1: of me, I would never have you ever had cavia.

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Speaker 2: I would have been able to taste the delicacy that

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Speaker 1: try cavier?

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Speaker 3: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 1: I've eaten caviat before, right, it must be nice, and

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Speaker 1: when you don't. Really. It's a bit like Christmas. It's

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Speaker 1: very true. Christmas is a moment in the year when

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Speaker 1: Do they enjoy it? End to end? No? No, people,

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Speaker 1: I mean it looks very happy on Like there's many moments.

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Speaker 1: There's moments were like opening the presence, I'm like, this

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Speaker 2: to get that.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what caused the massive meltdown with my kids?

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Speaker 1: On Christmas morning? We got equal gifts pretty much almost replicated. Like,

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Speaker 1: got a new dress for Mali. It helps me. You

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Speaker 1: got two girls, Yeah, got the exact same dress, but

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Speaker 1: a Siza smaller for Lola. Mary got a new bike.

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Speaker 1: Lola got a new bike. Like we matched, right, except

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Speaker 1: there was always one person who would open their present

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Speaker 1: quicker than the other person. And so, for example, Lola

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Speaker 1: would like open her present, first look at Marley, who

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Speaker 1: was still opening her present, and go she got more

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Speaker 1: than me, And we go no, no, she's just you

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Speaker 1: at the same present. She's just still opening it. She's

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Speaker 1: taking a bit more time, she's a bit more careful

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Speaker 1: with the wrapping, and that, like every present was the

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Speaker 1: battle of who's got more.

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Speaker 2: It sums up your kid's personalities too. Lola's like, he

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Speaker 2: just got marl and She's like, I'm doing the reputting.

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Speaker 2: The sticky tape back on the roll.

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Speaker 1: Like so many moments where I was thinking to myself,

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Speaker 2: Have to like it. Yeah, when I don't outstand it.

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Speaker 1: Waving goodbye to the last family member, when that front

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Speaker 1: door closed and I could finally have the house to

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Speaker 1: my my own A game, Yeah beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I just like I find it when I go to Christmas.

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Speaker 2: I just find a vacant room to hide in. All

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Speaker 2: the time. I'm like, oh, God, shut the door or something,

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Speaker 2: especially if they got air coon it's like thirty five

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Speaker 1: But don't reckon it, like I guess if you're by yourself.

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Speaker 1: Laura and I did that for a bit and someone

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Speaker 1: came into the room, and I think they thought we

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Speaker 1: were trying to have like sex.

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Speaker 2: I was on my own. I'm like, I still got

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Speaker 2: my pants on.

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Speaker 1: My kids.

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Speaker 2: The meltdown came after they.

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Speaker 1: Were very spoiled. Of course it must be nice.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't me that spoiled them. It was Santa.

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Speaker 1: No Santa. It was because April's obviously.

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Speaker 2: Got mum, partner, dad, partner.

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Speaker 1: Brothers with no kids. The benefit of broken families, extra stuff,

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Speaker 1: extra stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but not for them, not for me, because they

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Speaker 2: buy so much stuff, and like, I preempted that. I

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Speaker 2: knew April had bought some things for the kids that

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Speaker 2: needed batteries, and you know how fiddly it is to

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Speaker 2: get the little screwdriver out to get the batch. So

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Speaker 2: I pre emptied and I hid the batteries in the

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Speaker 2: they could only really play with a couple of things,

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Speaker 2: all of them in the same day. Because they play,

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Speaker 2: they want to play with everything that day, and then

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Speaker 2: they bored with it.

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Speaker 1: So I hid the bat.

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Speaker 2: Trees because I just was like, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: have to spend my day changing batteries. And then April

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Speaker 2: found the batteries. I was one step ahead. I've hid

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Speaker 2: the little screwdrivers so that I couldn't get into it

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Speaker 2: and trying to explain to Oscar. So that's causing meltdowns

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Speaker 2: as it is. And I sort of got to the

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Speaker 2: point where April found the screwdrivers and I had to

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Speaker 1: But she found the screw Yeah, she's good, she's good.

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Speaker 1: Where'd you hide them?

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Speaker 2: Just a drawer below the didn't have that much effort

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Speaker 2: into it, but they Oscar just wanted to play with

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Speaker 2: absolutely everything. And there's always a family member that gets

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Speaker 2: you that one thing that it's obnoxiously annoying clime for

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Speaker 2: their kid slime is a bad one. This is a

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Speaker 2: battery operator to and of course Oscar wanted to play

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Speaker 2: with this one first because it's obscure looking to everything else.

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Speaker 1: Microphone. No, No, that was last year.

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Speaker 2: About that microphone still in hiding, been a whole year.

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Speaker 2: No one's asked me about it anyway, for now anyway.

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Speaker 2: So he got gifted this from an auntie of mine,

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Speaker 2: which I'm not happy about. I'm gonna show you and

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Speaker 2: you can see my frustration. Please, is this exactly? It's

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Speaker 2: a centipede For those listening forget, this is not a

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Speaker 2: visual medium. It's a centipede. It's a remote control centipede.

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Speaker 1: My god, I thought that would scare the hell out

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Speaker 1: of the kids. It would.

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Speaker 2: Why would you get that?

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Speaker 1: Does it work?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna show you.

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Speaker 1: Followed by it's like a Russia. Oh so picture this.

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Speaker 1: I can't even talk over it.

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Speaker 2: Listen. It's so loud you can't even turn it down.

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Speaker 1: Busters like a picture this.

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Speaker 2: I'm at home after spending a whole day with my

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Speaker 2: family listening to them yap on and then I get

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Speaker 2: home to this, No offense to my armie, but why

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Speaker 2: would you buy that?

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Speaker 1: Do you want if I turn it off, throw it out?

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Speaker 1: Do you want it for your kids?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Definitely not, it's horrible. Just get them a ball. Also,

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Speaker 1: why make one thing do so much? Like the vape

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Speaker 1: is like unnecessary, but like sure like the disc music. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if it would just scamp it around, it can just

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Speaker 1: be a simple centipede. My little dog is petrified that

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Speaker 1: I fucking Betty is the it is. I'm surprised Oscars

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Speaker 1: even got the balls to play with that thing. He

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Speaker 1: loves it.

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Speaker 2: He went down to the park with April and took

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Speaker 2: it and apparently kids crowding around they love it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's put on a disco. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Apparently he was like midway through doing it, took his

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Speaker 2: hat off and turned it.

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Speaker 1: Backwards and was like, that is if you want your

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Speaker 1: child to be a DJ. Fuck boy vbes but vabes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's got it all.

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Speaker 2: Love that anyway. That was my Christmas day was spent

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Speaker 2: changing batteries.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's worth asking the question considering

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Speaker 1: how your Christmas went, but how was your New Year's

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Speaker 1: was it any better? Is it worse? News was good.

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Speaker 2: We just had some people over at our place with

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Speaker 2: their kids. I've got a trampoline, it was nice. Got

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Speaker 2: a half pipe. They love that. Well.

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Speaker 1: Money bags over here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Did you take them on a new helicopter pad?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not built yet. Yeah, so that was pretty good.

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Speaker 2: We made some pizzas and the album was lovely as well.

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Speaker 1: You're just the little what don't you have in this

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Speaker 1: mansion of yours?

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Speaker 2: Ownership?

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Speaker 1: Rent?

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Speaker 2: It's a rental, but we It was funny when we

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Speaker 2: all the girls thought they could drop in on a

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Speaker 2: skate ramp. Yeah, I want to have a skate I'll

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Speaker 2: got a hold onto them dropping in anyway. There's only

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Speaker 2: one casualty. She broke Renkle. But that's okay. No, I

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Speaker 2: suspect she's been on crushes since, but she's all right.

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Speaker 1: Did you set up past past midnight?

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Speaker 2: I did shit.

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Speaker 1: I was good.

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Speaker 2: I was up till yeah, all hours of the morning.

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Speaker 2: Friends over and of course, like your friends over with

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Speaker 2: their kids, turns into the kids having a sleepover because

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Speaker 2: of their parents too drunk to drive home. And then

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Speaker 2: we just find we got plenty of room in the

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Speaker 2: rent in the mansion, in.

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Speaker 1: The rental, so yeah.

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Speaker 2: But then also the problem with that is a lot

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Speaker 2: of these kids are so little, they've never had sleepovers

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Speaker 2: at places before, and they're all in different beds and

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Speaker 2: different rooms and different environments. There was one kid who

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Speaker 2: and it was just like and.

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Speaker 1: Then a parent had to come and be like, didn't

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Speaker 2: Well, we were all up still, they because kids are

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Speaker 2: going to get a bit earlier, are they?

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Speaker 1: Matt, Okay, yeah, I gotcha. Yeah, And then like every

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Speaker 1: that kid would like scream and go outside, all the

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Speaker 1: parents are like, they're trying to drop it on a

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Speaker 1: fucking half. Was getting no wonder he was screaming. He

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm living in the centipedes den.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we it was good.

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Speaker 1: What about you? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: How was your ears?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Right, it's a bit overrated, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I think? Be too to advocate put it pretty well

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Speaker 1: when they said you get to an age where you

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Speaker 1: start to become content with the nine pm fireworks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: last last year we like hung on for dear life

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Speaker 1: to midnight. This year I did it again, and it

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Speaker 1: was the first time where I was like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: definitely don't have to do that every game.

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Speaker 2: It's the same shites nine o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the difference if I didn't have the kids

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Speaker 1: the next morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, April did that thing where she's like, I'm only

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Speaker 1: I watch. I got like. We were at my sister's

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Speaker 1: the ABC looked at the fireworks. Is it just me?

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Speaker 1: Does it go on for far too low long?

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Speaker 2: It must be terrible for the environment, especially when we're

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Speaker 1: We boomers now?

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Speaker 2: But all year? Noise, noise, It's all year we talk

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Speaker 2: about got to preserve the planet. Do you think we're

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Speaker 2: only talking about preserving that planet so that we can

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Speaker 2: have a firework at the end of the years.

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Speaker 1: And they're just like, fuck this, we did it. We

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Speaker 1: got through another year and pluffing them. We're in champagne

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Speaker 1: on each.

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Speaker 2: Other, I know, And it's like, do we just care

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Speaker 2: for the environmental use so that we can have that celebration.

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Speaker 1: Because everyone's everyone's done, even the environmentalists done by like

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Speaker 1: zero fuck it deal without in January and they come

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Speaker 1: with a new plan.

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Speaker 2: We actually need to be at net negative one now

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Speaker 2: because of the fireworks celebration.

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Speaker 1: We just let off four thousand tons of fireworks worldwide. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: all the animals are like.

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Speaker 2: Ah, where'd you get a fireways from camera went on

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Speaker 2: for forever so long they've got like it's like three soundtracks.

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Speaker 2: I think if you've got it, if it's more than.

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Speaker 1: One soundtrack, one song, one song tune or is that

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Speaker 1: just us?

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Speaker 2: And because we're getting deep today it's almost forty Is

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Speaker 2: it just us not being able to pay attention to

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Speaker 2: something long enough?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was too tired. You've got a d D.

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Speaker 1: So the TN diagnosed the two of us a fireworks

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Speaker 1: show terrible.

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Speaker 2: Someone put it really blunt the other day where they like,

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Speaker 2: what about those people who video the fireworks? Who are

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Speaker 2: you showing in like.

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Speaker 1: The hell's years look at this. It's definitely it's definitely

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Speaker 1: our parents generation being like.

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Speaker 2: Quick get it and it's always grainy and blurry fireworks.

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Speaker 1: Look so shit on camera. I know, especially on iPhone.

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Speaker 2: Ask you mom, I bet your March has a video

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Speaker 1: It's like, oh memories. No fuck, I've never gone back

446
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,840
Speaker 1: and looked at it New Years? Why do people do that?

447
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,200
Speaker 1: But I've good idea, good an idea.

448
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 2: I think virtual fireworks.

449
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 1: Everyone puts a VR mask on planet. That's a great idea,

450
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 1: save the planet. I say, I reckon, we've got it

451
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: wrong in terms of Christmas and New Year, because I reckon,

452
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 1: by the time we have Christmas, like I'm not, I

453
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 1: haven't decompressed, I haven't started to drop a gear because

454
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 1: December is very crazy. So I reckon, as I reckon,

455
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: we should flip it because only by like the second

456
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: of January, am I starting to really hit peak relaxation mode.

457
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,159
Speaker 1: And so I reckon, we should have Christmas on like

458
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 1: the third of January.

459
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 2: Okay, And this is why I think your points are valid.

460
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 2: Let me validate you first.

461
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: Thank you.

462
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:35,600
Speaker 2: Your points are valid, but they're stupid. That reminds me

463
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: I think you're onto something there, But then you've you've

464
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 2: ruined it by saying you were just starting to relax

465
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,840
Speaker 2: leave it in last year. Leave it in the year behind. So,

466
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 2: like you're saying, if you're getting to relax on the

467
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 2: second and then you're like throw Christmas in there now.

468
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have that relaxation.

469
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,959
Speaker 2: You're not going to have it because December is going

470
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 2: to be all about still all about it.

471
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 1: So you think it's still best to front load holidays

472
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 1: with the most stressful task of all the most stressful

473
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,239
Speaker 1: task of the entire year. Get that done as soon

474
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 1: as you can.

475
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it goes this is how it goes, goes stress

476
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 2: December first start there, stressful, right, Yeah. Then between Christmas

477
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 2: and New Years confusion.

478
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 1: Peak, confusion, peak, confusion. What day is it? What month

479
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 1: is it? Don't care?

480
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 2: Usually is a lot of what's the weather doing today?

481
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? Chat?

482
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 2: Is there a southerly coming?

483
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: Did you have that cold day on like the twenty

484
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 1: I think it was the second of Jan cold day

485
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,160
Speaker 1: and second of Jam.

486
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know when the second of Jan was bro

487
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:46,000
Speaker 2: So I apologize. That's I mean confusion followed by relaxation.

488
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: Today's my favorite day. The kids have been looked after.

489
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 2: It's beautiful, it's perfect. Also, I had COVID during the confusion,

490
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 2: that's right. I don't care about you and your COVID

491
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 2: story though, But I'm just saying. I'm just saying I

492
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 2: think that's how goo stress, confusion, party, self reflection.

493
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: Sadness and where are we are?

494
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: You're on the way back down at Earth, then relaxation

495
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 2: and that.

496
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: Is the holiday sun up by Ashton Wick.

497
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

498
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: Hey. I've got a couple of questions, but before we

499
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: go into them, I just want to know if you

500
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: have any resolutions this year.

501
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,479
Speaker 2: Well, no, I did have those silly ones last year.

502
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 2: We're aw dog in this year. I achieved absolutely nothing

503
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 2: last year. You're right, personally, mentally, physically, definitely not anything

504
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: for this year, anything at all, some balance.

505
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: I'm going to put you on the spot and you

506
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: have opened up to me about one desire, one wish,

507
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: one dream, Okay on stage.

508
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: Yes, go on, I'm going to masturbate on stage.

509
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: Be serious.

510
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 2: I can't be serious, and I was serious. I would

511
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: love to get on stage at some point.

512
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,399
Speaker 1: I'm here to try and enable that dream.

513
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 2: Okay, great, So I've booked you in shut up resolution

514
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: for you.

515
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: My resolution really, I think for this year is just

516
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: to survive, survive and also not become. I feel like

517
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 1: as I get older, I get grumpier. I'm more unhappy

518
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: with people, Okay, like like turning into a booth like

519
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: but literally I'm turning into like when I was at

520
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: the shops when I was younger, and you see someone

521
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 1: you know, and you'd be like, hey, Jimmy, how are

522
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: you mate? And now I'm like, oh fuck, I get

523
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: back in the car and I drive home. I cross

524
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: over there. Yeah, like when did this happen? At a

525
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: moment with our neighbors across the road so nice. Their

526
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 1: daughter is in my niece's grade, and so like we've

527
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: got that connection there. They're in like, yeah, you seem

528
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: to have connections everywhere in the ecosystem. They had a

529
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: you know, their front lawn is so steep, ye, so

530
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: they put a slipping slide down there. They had a

531
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: dad stand at the end and was catching the kids

532
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: as they would like come off the old how did

533
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 1: you get that ship job? He was loving ith and

534
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: so our kids run across and did it. And that

535
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 1: was probably the most interaction I've had with them for

536
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: a little while. And then I like normally, you know,

537
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: you park the car and there there and you're like hey, hey,

538
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: like the long distance wave and then I came back

539
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: from our little trip away down south and I was like,

540
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,919
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready for like interaction. Like I went

541
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: to go check the mail and they were out of

542
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 1: the front packing their car up, and I was like,

543
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: did the long distance wave? And they said Happy New Year?

544
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's that's the invite. I So

545
00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: I was like, walk down the stairs and I was like,

546
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: what did you guys do? And they're like, oh, I

547
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: just it was just here and I could tell that

548
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: they didn't want They just wanted a long distance way.

549
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 1: And I was like, whor are you off too? And

550
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 1: they're like, we're going up north for a camping trip.

551
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, that's that's great.

552
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 2: Want to watch the house?

553
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: Remind me to take their bins out? Okay, a couple

554
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: of questions ash, these are both from us. We haven't

555
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: had any questions submitted over the Christmas break. People had

556
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: a holiday. That's fine.

557
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 2: People will ask people for questions and get your own questions.

558
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: But if you have any questions, please, that's why we're here.

559
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: We're not experts. Yeah, we'll just give you our opinion.

560
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 1: Leave it with a bit of sexual in the window.

561
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 1: Humor oh, there will be sex in there, pepper over

562
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: the top, and if that's what you're after, send it in.

563
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: But my question is we got Malia bike for Christmas

564
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: and the training was it's a bit of a bigger

565
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: bike because the guy up sold me the larger size.

566
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: He was like, we'll go out of the small one

567
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: about six with coups. So I got her a bike.

568
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:11,160
Speaker 1: The training wheels they can't quite fit, so they rock.

569
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: You want it like that? I'm going to tell you

570
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: why continue because every corner she's like all the way over.

571
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:21,919
Speaker 1: But you wanted to rock a bit so that they

572
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: can build their own balance. Okay. So I then just

573
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: completely died. Okay, so shut up. I've removed them. I

574
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: removed the removal. I just thought someone a guy, the

575
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: guy at the park, was like, is that a gym?

576
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,959
Speaker 1: What do you want to do is go to training wheels?

577
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 1: Push him down the steve as you can find, and

578
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: I was like, you got it. Old man who smells

579
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: oh man I've never met before, just given me. It's like,

580
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: do you have any kids? He's like nah? I ripped

581
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: him off. And how did she go with that? Terrible?

582
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, terrible? Does osk a rye without training wheels. No, okay,

583
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: honestly we had this conversation.

584
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: The bike's been phased out.

585
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: Why you've told me this.

586
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: You were saying people are phasing out of the bike

587
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: because April doesn't know how to ride a bike. Yeah,

588
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 2: we should also teach it how to ride a bike.

589
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: Yes, at the same time with Marley, because there's the

590
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: towel technique. Apparently you put a towel across the chest

591
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: and so the towel hangs below like behind, and you

592
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: then like, oh, you hold on, you hold onto the towel,

593
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: and then if they start to fall, you can just

594
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: like lift them up with a towel. The towel is

595
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,880
Speaker 1: like the safety net. What if the balance and they

596
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: balance and then go head over like towel.

597
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's what I mean. If you've your head's

598
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 2: heavier than your legs, No, because if you can't fall

599
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 2: forward because the towel will be yank them back.

600
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, But I just wondered if anyone out there

601
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: who has any tips, So what's your question? Because you're

602
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: you're redundant, because you're you have no experience, maybe ask

603
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: what I would do? What would you do?

604
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: I have taught a how to ride a bike before,

605
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: but she's forgotten. So that was pretty funny. So what

606
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: I did there was go on hit me with it,

607
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 2: sort of gas lighted into it. So I was like,

608
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: I'm here, I'm here in the.

609
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: Long distance wave. If there's anyone else out there who

610
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: has experienced, we would like to have some tips on

611
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: how to teach a child to ride a bike without

612
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 1: training wheels. Yeah, please send them our way, April Lasso needs.

613
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: Them, need them more than anyone. Just bet un coordinated

614
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: your question. My question is I talked about the confusing

615
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 2: time of the year, which is between Christmas and news.

616
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 2: During that time, do you send your kids to daycare?

617
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,719
Speaker 2: If the daycare is open, of course, which some are.

618
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 2: We've worked that out, do you send them or you

619
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: do not send them?

620
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: Send them? Fuck off, get out of here. So you

621
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: had your fun.

622
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: We don't.

623
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: And that's the reason why you guys are bad parents.

624
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: I'm glad someone said it again. It's confusing time of year.

625
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: You don't know what day it is, but I think

626
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 2: it must be confusing for your kids because you do

627
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 2: all the celebratory things at the end of the year,

628
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: like you have the Christmas party, there's the kid like

629
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 2: Marley would have graduated from the KINDI. But then then

630
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 2: it's like Christmas and then what you just send them

631
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: straight and.

632
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden they're packing their bags and

633
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: being sent out the daycare. It's very confusing.

634
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 2: Is there anyone else there?

635
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: We didn't do it this year because we wrapped up,

636
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: we've changed daycares. Marla is also going to start school,

637
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: so that daycare is done. We did send them on

638
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: the twenty fifth, that's Christmas day, bro twenty third, that's

639
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: Genius twenty third, twenty third, the day before yeah, Christmas,

640
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: And there was a couple of kids there. But last

641
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: year because at our daycare, they were open on those

642
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: dates between Christmas and your year, and we were enrolled

643
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: four days a week, and so if the kids didn't attend,

644
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: you know, we're paying a giant amount of money, a

645
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: shitload if you will, every day per kid, two of them.

646
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: So we're like, well, you guys are going to go

647
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: because that's money out of our back pocket. Also meant

648
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: that Laura and I could have a little bit of

649
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: time together. We did like a ten to three I think, yeah,

650
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: like six am to six. We always yeah, eight to six,

651
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: and there was like, no kids that and you do

652
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: feel guilty, But I think, for about ten seconds, I think,

653
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 1: once you've gotten through Christmas as a parent, you deserve

654
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: a little breather. Yeah, I think so. And the kids

655
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: are fine. They're actually probably having more fun at Dacre

656
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: than they are with you at home being grumpy and

657
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: yelling at ch.

658
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: April and I had an argument over it because I

659
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 2: so Christmas happened, and then obviously they finished a few

660
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: days before Christmas, so we were all together, which is fine.

661
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: I guess, you know, family days are down the beach,

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Speaker 2: but you know, you get annoyed with each other. And

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Speaker 2: so I can do casual days here and there if

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Speaker 2: they have a room. And then I rang a friend

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Speaker 2: of mine. Their kids go to the same kindy who

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Speaker 2: my kids play with those kids pretty much every day

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, what are you guys up to today?

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Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, you know, man Son, my wife

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Speaker 2: were going to make my go for a walk and

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Speaker 2: grab a coffee and have lunch together.

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Speaker 1: And I was like where are the kids? He's like,

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Speaker 1: I've dropped them at Kindy and I was like, are

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Speaker 1: you fucking for real? I had no idea.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea, And I said turned to April

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Speaker 2: and I was like, guess what Mike and Son's doing today.

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Speaker 2: They're going to go have lunch together. I have some

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Speaker 2: time for themselves.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if you were having lunch with them.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, my kids are asking to play with

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Speaker 2: their kids that they're in Kindy. Why are we not

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Speaker 2: sending our kids to Hindi? And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I would feel bad. I was like, you're the only

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Speaker 2: one who feels bad.

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Speaker 1: Just do a three quarter a day. We're over here.

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Speaker 2: At each other's throats trying to get the kids organized

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Speaker 2: to go to the beach for the kids that they

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Speaker 2: hang out with the beach are at Kindy and even

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Speaker 2: Oscar was like, can I go?

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Speaker 1: Can I go to Kidney? Literally? Like I could? I

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Speaker 1: was like yeah, And Abral was like, no, send them, no,

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Speaker 1: get rid of them. You'll be a better parent for it.

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Speaker 1: Oh mark my words, mark them down.

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Speaker 2: I think we need to normalize sending them. So this

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Speaker 2: is a call out to all parents listening. Get rid

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Speaker 2: of your kids. Not that extreme. I think we need

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Speaker 2: to normalize sending your kids over that Christmas time. I agree,

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Speaker 2: so that no mom feels bad, no dabt. There's not

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Speaker 2: a dad out of that. It feels bad, No parent

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Speaker 2: feels bad.

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Speaker 1: Well said, thank you before we go. I have a

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Speaker 1: little gift for you. Ash we are.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get you anything, that's fine, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you paid for this with me a minute? Oh

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Speaker 1: with you, you're like, I've got a gift for you

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Speaker 1: that you've paid for sound like my wife. We have

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Speaker 1: had another attempt at merch. We are both wearing the

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Speaker 1: new two Doting Dad's shirts so you can jump on

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Speaker 1: our social media and see how delicious. They are. Not

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Speaker 1: available for purchase. They will be soon. Stay tuned because

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Speaker 1: we'll have more information. But we have hats. These are

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Speaker 1: not must be nice hats. These are I'm a big

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Speaker 1: hat guy whoa hello, doting mom, doting dad.

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Speaker 2: They're lovely material.

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Speaker 1: Thank you you didn't make them, soved them myself. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a very long time all Christmas in between the pork.

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Speaker 1: We don't know when these will be available. We're just

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Speaker 1: we're teasing your we're edging you guys. That would that

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Speaker 1: came through as he is. That was just before Christmas.

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Speaker 1: A great little gift that arise on my doorstep. Ash.

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Speaker 1: Let's get out of here. If you've enjoyed this episode,

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Speaker 1: we would love it if you would subscribe, review, give

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Speaker 1: will take both and join us on social media.

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Speaker 2: Ah yes, Instagram, TikTok two Doting dads or the Facebook

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Speaker 2: group's got to Facebook or the Facebook being on how

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Speaker 2: old you are and type in two Doting dads.

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Speaker 1: We're there. The chat that's where you'll find out when

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Speaker 1: the merch will be available. So if you want to

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Speaker 1: find out, jump on and follow us on any of

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Speaker 1: those social media platforms. Well said, thank you, it's good here.

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Speaker 2: I spent the extensive time with Vietnamese Robin TOAs thank

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Speaker 2: you anyway, so I got the roles Vietnamese. They do

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Speaker 2: an amazing breath.

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Speaker 1: You do that again, and I'm fucking playing what I'm

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Speaker 1: pulling the cord on the podcast if I do what

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Speaker 1: make these sexual innuendo jokes.

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Speaker 2: I just got to get them out. Once they're out,

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Speaker 2: we can move on with the rest of the year.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll edit these out. Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges

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Speaker 1: the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections

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Speaker 1: to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 2: Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on gaddergle Land