Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Christian O'Connell Show. How was your day yesterday?
Speaker 3: Patsy?
Speaker 4: Oh, you guys, you don't get it. You will never
Speaker 4: ever ever know the pain and suffering that women have
Speaker 4: to go through at times. Yesterday I had to go
Speaker 4: and get my laser hair removal done.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, we're listening. We're obviously being school for being men.
Speaker 2: So Jack and I are obviously being very well behaved.
Speaker 2: The Roman it felt dangerous, tour scared figure. This could
Speaker 2: be lend up as a transcript of some tribunal. O'Connell said, nothing,
Speaker 2: he didn't.
Speaker 5: Take it seriously. In the laser treatment anyway.
Speaker 4: What it does? So it's like this wand that's obviously
Speaker 4: a laser, and they pointed one.
Speaker 3: You're saying it's a laser.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, it's phenomenal. It's best form of hair removal ever.
Speaker 4: So they just like gently touch his skin and it
Speaker 4: goes penetrates deep down into the skin and kills the
Speaker 4: hair off. It's brilliant.
Speaker 5: Something's not right that, Oh no, no, we'll find out
Speaker 5: in ten twenty years.
Speaker 2: All I think about lasers is there's a classic scene
Speaker 2: where Sean Connery has been threatened to be sworn in
Speaker 2: half with a laser b blow fell if it didn't
Speaker 2: give the code. So I can't believe that years later,
Speaker 2: from either killing James Bond or just the penetry work,
Speaker 2: he had smooth legs, hairless man.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So she got up to doing my upper lip,
Speaker 4: my mos shtuka. But the trouble is what the laser
Speaker 4: machine does, because it can get quite hot, so it
Speaker 4: has to blow quite a gust of cold air so
Speaker 4: it doesn't burn your skin.
Speaker 3: And how long does it take?
Speaker 4: Oh it's quick, quick ass, depending what you get done.
Speaker 4: I had everything done.
Speaker 3: Does it smell is the smell of like smoldering?
Speaker 4: All it does smells like burning skin.
Speaker 5: I tell you something is not right about.
Speaker 4: It, like you're being cremated alive. No, not anyway, So
Speaker 4: she got up to doing my top lip. But I
Speaker 4: had a new girl yesterday. She was brilliant, but she
Speaker 4: obviously they all do it kind of different, like they
Speaker 4: all sort of maneuver your body differently, because they all
Speaker 4: have their own way of doing it. But anyway, when
Speaker 4: she got to the top lip, she out of nowhere
Speaker 4: just pinched my nose closed so I couldn't breathe. I
Speaker 4: don't know why. I don't know why one.
Speaker 2: No wonder they made me do this one I'm new,
Speaker 2: I'll learn that.
Speaker 3: The person comes in she's a lovely character.
Speaker 4: Dorm it anyway, so she you, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, a new technique we're doing.
Speaker 4: At the moment, it was like being held underwater. So
Speaker 4: she pinched my nostrils so I couldn't breathe. But then
Speaker 4: the blast and it is it's like a blast of
Speaker 4: cold air was going in my mouth because immediately when
Speaker 4: someone pinches your nose closed, you open your mouth.
Speaker 3: Don't you fearing continue the breathing alive?
Speaker 4: Seriously talking about it, it brings me anxiety because it
Speaker 4: was just so I actually grabbed her arm.
Speaker 3: Want to see.
Speaker 2: Yesterday you don't get rid of me that easily James
Speaker 2: jumped a scalp in a thigh?
Speaker 3: Is this you blowfeld.
Speaker 6: Be?
Speaker 7: It's terrifying.
Speaker 4: I couldn't breathe in talking about it makes me feel breathless,
Speaker 4: Like I just said, We've.
Speaker 3: Got to go about the scene. She you grabbing her on?
Speaker 3: What this?
Speaker 2: Poor young kids? They just had Tafe doing beauty treatment.
Speaker 2: She's wrestling now.
Speaker 8: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show. I want to talk now about oldest
Speaker 2: band T shirt that you own. Patsy bought a brand
Speaker 2: new tour T shirt which you went to see ju
Speaker 2: a leaper with a daughter. My oldest one is from
Speaker 2: the early nineties, nineteen ninety two, and it's I know
Speaker 2: it doesn't fit anymore. Uh, it doesn't even fit my
Speaker 2: kids because I try to pump off them. It's an
Speaker 2: oasis one for when their first single, Live Forever came out.
Speaker 2: It was right before they broke Bea because I was
Speaker 2: into before they.
Speaker 3: Were really big. Jackie, what if you've got some old.
Speaker 5: Should only go as far back as two thousand and seven,
Speaker 5: But that's when you were born, isn't it? And I
Speaker 5: have matching no effects band T shirts.
Speaker 4: Oh that's cute, Well.
Speaker 5: Not really, because I dragged her along to the concert.
Speaker 5: She never wears hers. I still wear mine sometimes.
Speaker 3: So you got his and hers?
Speaker 5: Yeah, only night she wore it was at the concert.
Speaker 5: I've never seen her power.
Speaker 4: Do you often like dress the same in your house?
Speaker 5: Yeah? We we love these Levi hoodies. I tell you
Speaker 5: every day we're in those Levi hoodies.
Speaker 3: Out about little snugglies. That's nice, Patsy. If you've got
Speaker 3: an old band T shirt, I reckon.
Speaker 4: I can go back as far as about two thousand
Speaker 4: and two, two thousand and three it was Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: It was room service and same thing.
Speaker 3: He had a talk called room service.
Speaker 4: What was a new album room service.
Speaker 3: Running out of Pete was Summer of six Room service.
Speaker 5: He's in the hotel room. What can this album be? Cool?
Speaker 2: You know when they interview like really successful singers, and
Speaker 2: I guess actually very harsh because I wrote all my
Speaker 2: good songs when I was poor.
Speaker 3: That's what I like a lot of music. They struggle
Speaker 3: to that first.
Speaker 2: Simply calling it room service isn't anthems for the common man?
Speaker 4: Is a great album? Thank you very much?
Speaker 3: Where's my statement? Gets the first private jets?
Speaker 4: And the Love God got one as well, But I
Speaker 4: haven't seen him wearing like the anchor jet because.
Speaker 2: He says room surface a right. If you've got an
Speaker 2: old man T shirt, what is it? Let's go to Karen.
Speaker 9: Hi Christian pets Hi Jet.
Speaker 3: How are you going to take a long time? Meet
Speaker 3: the band? And Karen? What's the old band T shirt
Speaker 3: you got? Mate?
Speaker 9: I have the Noiseworks T shirt from the Love This
Speaker 9: Money to which any One So take you Higher?
Speaker 2: And you do you look afterwards? It shoved in the
Speaker 2: back of a wardrobe somewhere.
Speaker 9: I've actually put it in my hands now, so it's
Speaker 9: still good meet That's what I'm actually feet into it.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't try and as I said, I won't be
Speaker 9: wearing it that shirt on Friday because it's probably be
Speaker 9: toy tight, so I'll be wearing a big all want instead.
Speaker 9: But I want it. And the fact that the what
Speaker 9: is that show and ten team they're playing that some
Speaker 9: take you Higher, so takes me back? It was a
Speaker 9: great song. Michael Hutchins sang on the song super Ball
Speaker 9: sing on the yeah yeah, So it's a chance to
Speaker 9: listen to it. So it's a remake of a song
Speaker 9: from He's Gone By That. So I've still got my
Speaker 9: Noise Works T shirt and still love them.
Speaker 5: Now Karen's setting up our own trivia questions and not
Speaker 5: going to do Yeah, this is.
Speaker 3: Something happening now. Tracy, Hello, Hey, Tracy.
Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, Tracy, how are you all?
Speaker 3: You're Tracy? I'm Christian blank spot.
Speaker 2: That doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. We get the regular
Speaker 2: the show is welcome to the blank spot. We call
Speaker 2: it Christian on the blank Spot. And what about the
Speaker 2: band T shirt?
Speaker 7: And I've got a nineteen eighty three Simon and Girls
Speaker 7: Uncle T shirt.
Speaker 3: Bloody hell, that's amazing.
Speaker 7: Oh I know I was friends and entering the mosh
Speaker 7: pit if you could call that at a Simon and.
Speaker 2: Washed out to Bredge under troubled waters and elbow in
Speaker 2: the head exactly.
Speaker 7: And I wore it the other day to work. We
Speaker 7: had a favorite T shirt day that would but it's.
Speaker 1: Still yeah, Tracy, thanks you kill the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Here's the Christian O'Connell show. What have you called him? Matt?
Speaker 2: And he told us that he was thirty eight and
Speaker 2: he's never actually been to a live music show. He'd
Speaker 2: never been to a gig until he was thirty eight
Speaker 2: years of age. So today I want to know why
Speaker 2: did you call us up and go, Christian, I'm years
Speaker 2: old and I've never so for me, it's I am
Speaker 2: forty nine. I've never sampled any of the Colonel's Fried Chicken.
Speaker 2: I've never ever done KOFC, not a fast suits and
Speaker 2: now we've done Macca's red rooster whatever. But I've never
Speaker 2: had any of the KFC words. I've never tried any
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 5: You've got to get into the popcorn chicken.
Speaker 3: But is it any good than any other fried chicken
Speaker 3: you get everywhere?
Speaker 5: No, the Colonel's definitely got his own recipe. That's why
Speaker 5: he keeps it a secret.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's why.
Speaker 5: And what about you, Joe, Well, that reminds me of
Speaker 5: another fast food one. I'm thirty five years old and
Speaker 5: I've never had any hamburger from McDonald's. What I always go.
Speaker 3: The num.
Speaker 2: I love the nuggets there, right, that's my default. But
Speaker 2: you've got to hang over, and I thought the cheeseburger
Speaker 2: is there for you.
Speaker 5: Once I find something I like at actually any restaurant,
Speaker 5: I'll always default to it.
Speaker 4: And so no, that is not by that I'm speechless.
Speaker 5: So never a double mircle, just always the nugs.
Speaker 4: Never in any days after the big night out home.
Speaker 3: Really never been tempted. Heard the fast the hype over
Speaker 3: the decades.
Speaker 5: Now big Max quarter pounds.
Speaker 4: Away, Jack Park.
Speaker 5: What I can tell you that's it.
Speaker 4: You're having one tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We're ordering Mac is Christian. I'm forty three. I've never
Speaker 2: been temping bowling? Uh, Kelly, Christian, I'm fifty four, never
Speaker 2: watched Ferris Butler's Day Off.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this guy is six one, he's never
Speaker 3: had cheese.
Speaker 2: What I had cheese within about twenty four hours been
Speaker 2: born cheese.
Speaker 3: That has to be a deliberate choice, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Sixty one because like so many sandwiches and rolls and everything,
Speaker 2: cheap pizza. Hey, I can't believe that. I'm calling pull
Speaker 2: on that one. I'm sorry, Christen on forty.
Speaker 3: One, I've never ever sung karaoke. That's from just again.
Speaker 2: Some of these, it's like, your life's not going to
Speaker 2: be rude because you never did karaoke. Have you heard
Speaker 2: people doing karaoke? Most of those people should not be
Speaker 2: doing karaoke? Jamie, what have you never ever done?
Speaker 10: It's not me, it's actually my roommate. Such mate, he's
Speaker 10: never had eggs, he's three two.
Speaker 3: What he's never had any kind of eggs?
Speaker 10: Nothing? We did eggs all the weekend he goes, he
Speaker 10: goes with eggs.
Speaker 3: Eggs are.
Speaker 5: So he's curious about it.
Speaker 3: Again, what is that?
Speaker 2: Who can say that they do eggs a week I
Speaker 2: open the windows, there's the stuff probably asked why he
Speaker 2: doesn't want them the smell in there.
Speaker 3: If you do an eggs all weekend.
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show where today you can call us up.
Speaker 2: You can also email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. Just how old you are and what
Speaker 2: have you never ever done in your life so far?
Speaker 3: Pam?
Speaker 11: Hi, how are you good?
Speaker 3: Are you well?
Speaker 9: Mankless?
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm eighty one years old and I've never had
Speaker 11: pizza and I've never had lasag yet.
Speaker 3: Ah. Oh, I feel jealous.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish I hadn't either either of those
Speaker 2: two then I could re experience them for the first time.
Speaker 11: I'm not I'm not only one type of cheese on fright,
Speaker 11: And if I had them, they'll have some cheese on them.
Speaker 3: I don't like it, okay? And what is that one
Speaker 3: cheese that you've decided to marry for life?
Speaker 10: Biggest, strong and bite?
Speaker 3: I like it too strong and bite.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you you like pizza, well, I promise you lovegest.
Speaker 5: You're gonna like pizza?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, but you'd tell me anything.
Speaker 5: It's not a break. Yeah, Jack, what about Pam.
Speaker 2: If we made you using only strong and biting cheese,
Speaker 2: a strong and bitesy fager pizza, would you eat it?
Speaker 11: Then we just with the cheese on and nothing else.
Speaker 5: You need the tomato pace, but some people don't, so
Speaker 5: you would you do?
Speaker 3: You don't want the tomato pace with it? No, I
Speaker 3: would ard you to try it.
Speaker 11: But what if you like, Oh god, I've got to
Speaker 11: eighty one without it?
Speaker 3: What about the next company?
Speaker 12: Is?
Speaker 3: Could be something joyous and different. Well, I'm living to
Speaker 3: a hundred anyway.
Speaker 5: So okay, someone you say the next couple of years
Speaker 5: the voice if I.
Speaker 11: Died before him a hundred, they've got to just try
Speaker 11: and keep me alive somehow, just.
Speaker 3: To get you a Domino's order. She's about to cock it.
Speaker 5: You said, twenty minutes or a stree.
Speaker 3: This old time hasn't got twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: You need, Peter.
Speaker 3: You've got that, honestly, so good. Now what about the sagya?
Speaker 11: No oh no no no no no no no no, you've.
Speaker 3: Got to eighty one. You just don't. You just don't
Speaker 3: fancy it.
Speaker 2: No, all right, So, if Pam, if we were to
Speaker 2: make you this this drong and bity bager pizza. I
Speaker 2: promise you nothing else on there, just that the pizza
Speaker 2: bas and that cheese.
Speaker 3: Would you try it?
Speaker 11: I'll try it?
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, awesome, Pam, thank you very much. You're
Speaker 3: giving us a com Okay, cool, Bye, it's not amazing.
Speaker 3: She knows she's going to live to one hundred. Well,
Speaker 3: I haven't got that guarantee.
Speaker 5: I'd be happy about any one, Pam.
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Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Jack Posts has got a situation at home and we
Speaker 2: need your say on it.
Speaker 5: Byank is hung and you are work. On the wall
Speaker 5: is a picture of Oscar Wild. Now I've even given
Speaker 5: you guys a color print off so that you can
Speaker 5: see the outlandish pinks and purples. His face is what
Speaker 5: worries me the most. It's an interpretation of Oscar Wild.
Speaker 5: But it looks like he's been drawn by a child.
Speaker 2: And Jack is Jack is not exaggerating here to put
Speaker 2: his own case forward.
Speaker 5: Look please look at it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's Oh god, oh that's frightful.
Speaker 3: That's what red eye.
Speaker 2: It's not just that his nose looks like I'll be
Speaker 2: polite here a fallus.
Speaker 3: You know when a winkie like something, and they don't have.
Speaker 5: A lot of time to do it. Yeah, they've done
Speaker 5: a bushell or a back of a school chair or something.
Speaker 5: This is on our Instagram, so you can go and
Speaker 5: see what's hanging in my house right now. I asked
Speaker 5: the anchor about it last night because I wanted to
Speaker 5: give her a writer flop replied to defend it all right,
Speaker 5: haven't listen to this.
Speaker 13: I feel through everything I know about him that he
Speaker 13: would have loved to see himself as this.
Speaker 3: But he has devils eye.
Speaker 11: He doesn't have devil eyes.
Speaker 13: It's artistic. It just screams life and comedy.
Speaker 3: It screams comedy.
Speaker 14: He was funny.
Speaker 5: Wait, so it's it's meant to be a funny painting.
Speaker 13: No, it's not funny. You know those artworks that you
Speaker 13: look at for a really long time and then you
Speaker 13: you just start laughing. You go eye to eye with
Speaker 13: him and you just stare for a while. All of
Speaker 13: a sudden you'll start laughing.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've been to the Louver in
Speaker 3: Paris or the Tait Gallery in London.
Speaker 5: I'm worried now that Oscar is going to get trolled
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 3: He's not getting trolled. It's the choice. It's the choice, sorry,
Speaker 3: the lack of choice.
Speaker 5: You've just got to eat it unless.
Speaker 3: Everyone that comes in the house is going to look
Speaker 3: at that and go.
Speaker 2: If you now know what you've given everyone that leaves
Speaker 2: your house, is it all going to have someone to
Speaker 2: do with?
Speaker 6: Work?
Speaker 3: Get a load. I just assumed it was one of
Speaker 3: Jack's side project.
Speaker 4: The arts are following me.
Speaker 5: Surely if one hundred percent of the comments and negative
Speaker 5: towards Oscar, I have a good case to go back
Speaker 5: to Bianca and say, at least move it into the
Speaker 5: laundry or something somewhere where people won't see this.
Speaker 2: Go and have a look at it. It's on our socials.
Speaker 2: You'll find it on Instagram, the Christian O'Connell show, same place.
Speaker 2: You'll find it on Facebook as well. Have you got
Speaker 2: some of that of a Chris's patsy?
Speaker 4: I remember when we moved into the house, Chris had
Speaker 4: a bit of Elvis memorabilia. He had this big and
Speaker 4: it was big, like this big painting of Elvis. It's
Speaker 4: a big big It was huge, and it was apparently
Speaker 4: authenticicated no what's the.
Speaker 3: Word, but not that authentic than you.
Speaker 4: From Graceland and even it was so special. It had
Speaker 4: like a separate certificate that was framed.
Speaker 3: Saying it was the truck certificate.
Speaker 4: He wanted it in the living room and I said, no, no,
Speaker 4: that doesn't It would look.
Speaker 3: Great in the describe what els, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Comeback spec non sort of jump white jumpsuit, eagle jumpsuit,
Speaker 4: Elvis with a microphone and it's got TCB taking care
Speaker 4: of business with the lightning strike. It is is so tacky,
Speaker 4: it's disgusty.
Speaker 3: He's one of the greatest entertainers. A certificates a separate certificate.
Speaker 4: So I made him hang it out in the garage
Speaker 4: in the main cat.
Speaker 3: You don't put Elvis.
Speaker 4: Got no place in my living room, thank you, dear well.
Speaker 2: My wife brought this a bat patch of you love this.
Speaker 2: You know sometimes you see like mirrors they're just like
Speaker 2: propped up against a wall.
Speaker 4: Very Hampton's.
Speaker 3: That's that's said she pictured me. It's the style around here, Chris,
Speaker 3: it's a style around here.
Speaker 2: We're in Australia. Now we live in Hampton. We've got
Speaker 2: to be Hampton. It's so Hampton's. It's you know, is
Speaker 2: that a mirror there?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: I don't even know. It's just prove.
Speaker 2: It's just casually propped up against a wall. We don't
Speaker 2: even hang it.
Speaker 3: It's there. We're not formal.
Speaker 5: What was your problem with it? It's just a mirror.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. You have in the bedroom door. The
Speaker 3: mirror greets you. I get out of bed. The mirrors there.
Speaker 3: It's too much mirror. It's too much mirror. I don't
Speaker 3: want that much mirror.
Speaker 2: My wife loved it because you know why, when she's
Speaker 2: spending too long going out, she's got like a it's
Speaker 2: sort of check the outfits from head to doe. Do
Speaker 2: you do that as a guy? I only do top half,
Speaker 2: don't you. We don't worry about the shoes.
Speaker 3: You know the shoes. What's going on? It's the whole.
Speaker 2: They want the whole up and down, the whole vertical thing. Anyway,
Speaker 2: for two years I've been running a campaign about it.
Speaker 2: We finally got rid of it, sold it on marketplace. However,
Speaker 2: now and my wife goes to get wedded because she
Speaker 2: looks where the wall wear is now bear, she goes,
Speaker 2: I just miss it. Just I just go there and
Speaker 2: it's gone.
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Speaker 2: So Jack's wife Bi Anchor's got a strange new bit
Speaker 2: of artwork in their house. It's a very unique, slash
Speaker 2: awful version of Oscar Wilde the playwright. I think most
Speaker 2: of us in a relationship have something like this where
Speaker 2: they love it but you can't stand it.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your stories today, Reese, you got something
Speaker 3: like this. They love it, you hate it. What is
Speaker 3: it for you? Reese? Yeah?
Speaker 6: So a few years ago I bought a painting with
Speaker 6: a fishing and character from the movie Armadais through a
Speaker 6: play of production of.
Speaker 2: The Army, a great movie from what was it late
Speaker 2: eighties with Tim Holts. I think it won an Oscar.
Speaker 6: Dude, I think about eighth in the end, I think, yeah,
Speaker 6: so the river of the scene where he's wearing like
Speaker 6: a black tiger and out of a black mask. Anyway,
Speaker 6: I had that and all that. It was a painting
Speaker 6: enough to be in the production of it that my
Speaker 6: wife saw it a few years later after we got married,
Speaker 6: and she absolutely hated it. I spent hereunder bucks for it.
Speaker 6: That it's now being relegated to the shed.
Speaker 2: It's just so sad. It's always guy's stuff. You know,
Speaker 2: it just gets dumped out somewhere retacks to kill me.
Speaker 3: Kate. They love it, you hate it? What's it in
Speaker 3: your house?
Speaker 9: Oh my god, Jack, I feel your pain. My husband
Speaker 9: chose purple floral carpet for our new build in our house.
Speaker 3: That's really your face, Isn'tnancy?
Speaker 5: Too many purples on the book.
Speaker 3: Unless there's a Paisley part where Prince used to live.
Speaker 9: Like, there's about fifteen different colors in it, and it
Speaker 9: just wants me, makes me feel sick when I walk.
Speaker 3: In the road. Is hectic, isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 9: He put it in our bedroom, the lound room, the study.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say stout the house. I thought
Speaker 3: it was in one room.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, it's all over the house. It's it's good.
Speaker 9: Does my head in right?
Speaker 2: And we need to see you have to send us
Speaker 2: some photos of this, Kate, We need to see this.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 9: You know the worst thing when I was there, when
Speaker 9: the carpet layer was putting the carpet down and he
Speaker 9: was hammering it in, stretching it out, and he goes,
Speaker 9: this is going to last you fifty to sixty.
Speaker 2: Years, legacy.
Speaker 5: Leave it in the world, because you'll not be able
Speaker 5: to sell the house forget about that.
Speaker 2: True, that's great, Okay, that's lovely. We'll please send us
Speaker 2: some photos. Okay, but thanks for cooling, all right, Jack?
Speaker 2: What are they saying about this artwork there's now hanging
Speaker 2: in your home?
Speaker 5: You can say it on Instagram and Facebook. It's I
Speaker 5: feel sorry for Oscar now he's essentially getting canceled online.
Speaker 5: Would never get through the front door of my house. Dreadful,
Speaker 5: just no, no, no, glad, it's not in my house. Hideous, horrible,
Speaker 5: not going to be nice. That should be put into
Speaker 5: a fire. If Gordy had painted it, I might have
Speaker 5: stuck it on the fridge for a week and then
Speaker 5: lost it. And Liz said he looks like a serial killer.
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Speaker 1: what's going on with you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I went out for a cup of tea yesterday on
Speaker 4: the way home from work, at a lovely cup of
Speaker 4: peppermint tea at a local cafe.
Speaker 3: But he worth going out for a couple of peppmin
Speaker 3: tea at home. You don't go out for.
Speaker 4: A couple of pe I was on the way home.
Speaker 4: I hadn't had lunch. It was about three in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: But don't you.
Speaker 5: Always feel a bit ripped off of the tea because
Speaker 5: it costs five bucks? Just from home? It costs you
Speaker 5: nothing at all.
Speaker 3: You two for two dollars, you get like a bag
Speaker 3: of twenty Can I have one of your finers peppermint tea? Basically,
Speaker 3: I'm nine hundred and five.
Speaker 4: Well, excuse me. I didn't want a coffee. I want
Speaker 4: to something soothing. It was late in the day.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to crack my patents and I waking
Speaker 3: back over the West Gate.
Speaker 4: Anyway, this really annoys me. It's happened a couple of times.
Speaker 4: So when you know, they bring it out on the
Speaker 4: tray like as some sort of chocouterie tea board. So
Speaker 4: there's the team.
Speaker 2: Sure have a girl at them for just trying to
Speaker 2: be nice service to you. You miserably crown.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it comes out on the lovely wooden tray, the
Speaker 4: teapot with the cup and the milk whatever. But they
Speaker 4: wrap they wrap the tea bag around the handle of
Speaker 4: the cup.
Speaker 5: Yes, I do that at home as well.
Speaker 3: Yea, all the way was he going to do drowning there?
Speaker 4: But that's the trouble. It doesn't fall enough in. It
Speaker 4: needs to sit and wallow on the bottom of it.
Speaker 2: And may I say percolate. It needs to percolate the
Speaker 2: very surface level. You do, go all the way down
Speaker 2: and nothing tea bag it all the way.
Speaker 3: Down and up and all the way down.
Speaker 5: Like enough saturation, Trust me, you do.
Speaker 3: It's about the user experience.
Speaker 5: What you, guys, risk is the cardboard bit of the
Speaker 5: tea getting in your tea.
Speaker 2: What he means that, the d bit, the dangly bit,
Speaker 2: what's a word for that?
Speaker 5: The flat where they put the logo?
Speaker 4: Actually, what do they call that?
Speaker 5: If that gets in your tea? Would you still drink it?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: It does all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh, it could have touched the factory floor and stuff
Speaker 3: like that. Touch that.
Speaker 2: How could have touched a factory floor or those urchins?
Speaker 3: So did you what do you do? Go and complain?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't complain.
Speaker 3: Hot water in their face, tangle.
Speaker 4: It and then it broke like half halfway through the string.
Speaker 4: So then I got my fingers wet because I was
Speaker 4: dipping it in with my fingers. It was very unsavory.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that.
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Speaker 2: So many great calls about things that kids today would
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Speaker 3: Roger, kids today would know the joy of.
Speaker 2: Ending a call from someone who made you angry by
Speaker 2: slamming down the phone.
Speaker 3: In their ear. Good days.
Speaker 2: Yeah you kids, but they're so jealous right now. You
Speaker 2: have your tiktoks, but you can't slap that phone.
Speaker 5: It's just not satisfying. Pressing end call cool.
Speaker 3: Gives you nothing, does it? School banking in junior school?
Speaker 3: Did you have this Patsy? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did as well.
Speaker 2: Dolomites Yeah, yeah, we're a similar thing in the UK,
Speaker 2: taken on fifty cents in a special.
Speaker 3: Envelope to have your past book stamped. When you got.
Speaker 2: Old enough to take it out, you could take in
Speaker 2: the bank and write a withdrawal slip and they would
Speaker 2: check your signature under a black light against the one
Speaker 2: in the past book.
Speaker 5: I have no idea. I would take fifty cents every
Speaker 5: Monday to school. I have no idea what happened to
Speaker 5: that money?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: What happened to all that money? That's incredible?
Speaker 2: And also health checks by the school nurse in year seven,
Speaker 2: Girl's got rubella vaccinations. Boys had to strip down to
Speaker 2: that undies oh, to check for under sended testicles.
Speaker 4: They also checked for knits in your hair.
Speaker 3: Got downe that?
Speaker 2: I mean that, priest, I went to a Catholic school.
Speaker 2: You can't roll that out in chapter knits down here?
Speaker 5: No, okay?
Speaker 3: AnyWho where were we? Kids would have no idea about?
Speaker 15: Remember the classic wall phone, the landline with the extended cord.
Speaker 15: I'd be talking to my girlfriend and I wanted to
Speaker 15: tell I love her, and I'd go into the cupboard
Speaker 15: and shut the door so no one else could hear it,
Speaker 15: and I'd say I love you.
Speaker 5: The way to tell if your friends were home, there
Speaker 5: would be a pile of bikes out in the front
Speaker 5: of their house.
Speaker 6: The magic and wonder of a cassette tape, the elation
Speaker 6: of actually fast forwarding is stopping right at the.
Speaker 3: Beginning of the track.
Speaker 6: If you did that, people would steer in wonder you
Speaker 6: were a legend.
Speaker 2: It was great, lovely for Stick's Coonahan's acorn at the
Speaker 2: end of that as well, thank.
Speaker 5: You sound like a voice over for a commercial.
Speaker 2: Kids today, what would they have no idea about? Not
Speaker 2: just kids now, a lot of adult has got no
Speaker 2: idea about this?
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Speaker 3: What would kids today have no idea about? Christopher's got this?
Speaker 2: Getting yelled at to get off the internet because your
Speaker 2: dad needs to make a work call.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 2: Kids today don't understand waiting for photos taking twenty four picks,
Speaker 2: having no idea, well what the standard was?
Speaker 5: And you were usually disappointed.
Speaker 2: That sticker on telling you off, didn't they with a
Speaker 2: with a little tick in a box about whether we're
Speaker 2: they over over? There was a lot of red eyes
Speaker 2: around as well. So many family photos you've got there's
Speaker 2: red eye in them.
Speaker 5: That's a percentage. Honestly, how many of those photos were?
Speaker 5: Did you get twenty four? You might have kept four?
Speaker 9: Yea?
Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously, it was a real but that was the
Speaker 2: thrill of it.
Speaker 3: It was just like a lottery, wasn't he getting them
Speaker 3: all back? See? I wonder it wasn't how great the photos?
Speaker 3: How bad they really are?
Speaker 2: Were there we any half decent ones? All right, there's
Speaker 2: a go to lines right now? And what will kids
Speaker 2: today have no idea about?
Speaker 3: Cindy, Hi, how are you going? I'm good? Cindy? W
Speaker 3: what's it for you?
Speaker 12: When we were kids, the antenna on the roots. If
Speaker 12: the weather came in really stormy, Dad would go up
Speaker 12: on the roof. My stepmom would stand at the door,
Speaker 12: and I'd stand at the telly giving feedback on if
Speaker 12: it had improved, and I'd be like no, yes, And
Speaker 12: then Dad would get really mad because he was obviously
Speaker 12: getting wet all.
Speaker 3: Brown up that clocktail and back to the future. Yep.
Speaker 5: Eventually someone would get into a position which you can't
Speaker 5: keep it there. Yes, yes, I would just have to
Speaker 5: stay up here holding it forever.
Speaker 3: You're right when you think about now, it was crazy.
Speaker 3: There was an antenna on the.
Speaker 2: Roof to speak to the satellites or something so we
Speaker 2: can watch TV.
Speaker 5: We still have antenna's.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're right, Cindy, Thank you very much. You
Speaker 3: kill me.
Speaker 12: No worries.
Speaker 3: Let's go to a Jess Good morning, chess.
Speaker 9: Hello game, how are you all hello?
Speaker 3: Jess good.
Speaker 9: That's great.
Speaker 16: So we introduced our kids to the Malway, which is
Speaker 16: like the old paper farm at the street directory and
Speaker 16: they were blown away. It is probably about five years
Speaker 16: ago when now a bit younger. They'd be mortified now
Speaker 16: if I was telling on them, but they were like.
Speaker 9: This is amazing.
Speaker 16: How did you learn about how to use this, because
Speaker 16: they were showing them how you look up.
Speaker 3: What you say, malways would be like a treasure map.
Speaker 5: The gold hidden, a virtual bag of gold.
Speaker 3: Jess, that's a going on. Thank you very much. You come.
Speaker 3: I have a good day.
Speaker 2: By Darren, Good morning, good morning. Go there you go,
Speaker 2: We're good, Darren. What do you reckon kids today?
Speaker 3: What woul they have no idea about?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 10: Well, I was jo and we used to lived in
Speaker 10: the country.
Speaker 6: And we used to get our milk delivered.
Speaker 11: By horse and cut in milk bottles dropped off at
Speaker 11: the door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know there will be a lot of listeners
Speaker 2: who can relate to that was the same for you, Patsy.
Speaker 4: No, but my parents did and somebody.
Speaker 3: You grew up in black and white, all your folks.
Speaker 2: There's a black and white by that creek, miserable. A
Speaker 2: lot of black and white photos that people look real
Speaker 2: miserable in them, don't they.
Speaker 3: No one does eating mud.
Speaker 4: Also, the baker would come around as well, if you
Speaker 4: were sort of.
Speaker 3: Well, he's on the horse and car as well. They're
Speaker 3: all all there, the bakers.
Speaker 6: And we used to get the potato man too, used
Speaker 6: to carry sack of potatoes.
Speaker 3: The Potato Man. That's Gold's next big giveaway.
Speaker 5: Virtual essentially Uber Eats before Uber cart.
Speaker 2: Darren, that's a great one. Thank you very much, and
Speaker 2: that's going to Craig. Thank you, Craig Morning Team.
Speaker 3: How are you slickers? E Slickers ever? And Craig, what's
Speaker 3: it for you?
Speaker 10: The door to door encyclopedia salesman who would come every
Speaker 10: couple of years and basically tell your parents that they
Speaker 10: were basically abusing you by not buying the latest edition
Speaker 10: of the funk Wagon or to help their education.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there'd been some updates and they needed to pay
Speaker 2: a lot of money to those leather bound encyclopedias.
Speaker 10: Yes, because America had moved since Christopher Columbus had discovered
Speaker 10: it in the last couple of years or whatever. But yes,
Speaker 10: they really put the had cell on them and dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, even the idea of daughter door sales people,
Speaker 2: we had like makeup, you'd have the time video. We
Speaker 2: used to have this video guy came around every two
Speaker 2: weeks with a suitcase. I'm sure they were like Dodgy
Speaker 2: of videos that you could rent out and back in two.
Speaker 3: Weeks time to come up. He literally was those suitcases
Speaker 3: made out of cardboard.
Speaker 4: We used to have mister Rawley's who would come with
Speaker 4: a wooden suitcase and he'd send all it was a
Speaker 4: wooden suitcase, and he'd have just the most amazing ointments.
Speaker 3: That America coil salesman he was.
Speaker 2: That's what I was like.
Speaker 4: And he's yellow sar, Yes, the yellow savvy had. I
Speaker 4: swear to God, if anyone knows where you can get some,
Speaker 4: it is the best.
Speaker 2: No sal.
Speaker 3: Rub this soal, Oh my god, the poor eating me
Speaker 3: mark you.
Speaker 4: Maybe if his stuff was brilliant, and he'd sell little
Speaker 4: bottles of oil of clothes, so if you had a toothache,
Speaker 4: mum would always get that and stuck up on it.
Speaker 3: Sure if you were a family of witches, your tea.
Speaker 5: And then he would get on his horse and ride
Speaker 5: to the next castle.
Speaker 4: He drove a little Morris Minor.
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Speaker 2: Come and eat your bacon up?
Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 2: Debbie's got this. I surrender rainbow, I surrender to your heart, babe?
Speaker 3: Or is it.
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Speaker 3: Higher Love, Bring me a higher Love or biggar change?
Speaker 2: Is it bring me apartie up love? Bring me a
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Speaker 2: pie up Love. That's a great one. Well done, Steve Sykes.
Speaker 2: Psych See Crystal has got pink irrelevant. You can call
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Speaker 14: You can call me irrelevant.
Speaker 3: Or is it you can call me your elephant.
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Speaker 14: You can call me irrelevant.
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Speaker 2: Zach Gates has got one from Invisible Touch by Genesis.
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Speaker 2: So to get another out of this song, it's a
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Speaker 2: by SPANDL Ballet True this much is true?
Speaker 3: Or is it? It's not just chuck poo.
Speaker 2: I'm not hearing anything else now, so I don't had
Speaker 2: it's not just chuck poop.
Speaker 3: All of favor.
Speaker 2: One last one for the road by Noiseworks from listener
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Speaker 3: Noise works touch, We'll find it. We'll find it? Or
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Speaker 2: The last couple of weeks, we've always ended with a
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Speaker 3: Will farted? Will farted? All right? Yeah, well give it
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