WEBVTT - FULL: A Long Weekend Selection 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:03.840 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show. 0:00:03.680 --> 0:00:07.000 Podcast Christian O'Connell Show. How was your day yesterday? 0:00:07.000 --> 0:00:07.360 Patsy? 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.240 Oh, you guys, you don't get it. You will never 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:14.080 ever ever know the pain and suffering that women have 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:17.320 to go through at times. Yesterday I had to go 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:19.720 and get my laser hair removal done. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:27.160 Right, Yeah, we're listening. We're obviously being school for being men. 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:29.360 So Jack and I are obviously being very well behaved. 0:00:29.360 --> 0:00:33.160 The Roman it felt dangerous, tour scared figure. This could 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:36.680 be lend up as a transcript of some tribunal. O'Connell said, nothing, 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:38.080 he didn't. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:41.159 Take it seriously. In the laser treatment anyway. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.320 What it does? So it's like this wand that's obviously 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:46.920 a laser, and they pointed one. 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:48.000 You're saying it's a laser. 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:52.240 Yeah, yes, it's phenomenal. It's best form of hair removal ever. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.840 So they just like gently touch his skin and it 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.840 goes penetrates deep down into the skin and kills the 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:59.000 hair off. It's brilliant. 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:02.240 Something's not right that, Oh no, no, we'll find out 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:03.600 in ten twenty years. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.000 All I think about lasers is there's a classic scene 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.080 where Sean Connery has been threatened to be sworn in 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.600 half with a laser b blow fell if it didn't 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:13.200 give the code. So I can't believe that years later, 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.880 from either killing James Bond or just the penetry work, 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:22.520 he had smooth legs, hairless man. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.119 Anyway, So she got up to doing my upper lip, 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:29.240 my mos shtuka. But the trouble is what the laser 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.920 machine does, because it can get quite hot, so it 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:35.760 has to blow quite a gust of cold air so 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.160 it doesn't burn your skin. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:38.080 And how long does it take? 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.440 Oh it's quick, quick ass, depending what you get done. 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:42.640 I had everything done. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.840 Does it smell is the smell of like smoldering? 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:46.679 All it does smells like burning skin. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.040 I tell you something is not right about. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:52.920 It, like you're being cremated alive. No, not anyway, So 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.440 she got up to doing my top lip. But I 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.240 had a new girl yesterday. She was brilliant, but she 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.600 obviously they all do it kind of different, like they 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.000 all sort of maneuver your body differently, because they all 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:04.800 have their own way of doing it. But anyway, when 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.520 she got to the top lip, she out of nowhere 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:11.080 just pinched my nose closed so I couldn't breathe. I 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:20.760 don't know why. I don't know why one. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:21.280 No wonder they made me do this one I'm new, 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:22.480 I'll learn that. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:28.200 The person comes in she's a lovely character. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:33.320 Dorm it anyway, so she you, I'm. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.240 Sorry, a new technique we're doing. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.360 At the moment, it was like being held underwater. So 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.959 she pinched my nostrils so I couldn't breathe. But then 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.200 the blast and it is it's like a blast of 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:48.160 cold air was going in my mouth because immediately when 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:50.720 someone pinches your nose closed, you open your mouth. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:55.120 Don't you fearing continue the breathing alive? 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:58.680 Seriously talking about it, it brings me anxiety because it 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.120 was just so I actually grabbed her arm. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.200 Want to see. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:08.040 Yesterday you don't get rid of me that easily James 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:09.760 jumped a scalp in a thigh? 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:12.840 Is this you blowfeld. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:13.760 Be? 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:17.440 It's terrifying. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.040 I couldn't breathe in talking about it makes me feel breathless, 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:22.720 Like I just said, We've. 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:24.359 Got to go about the scene. She you grabbing her on? 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.079 What this? 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:29.320 Poor young kids? They just had Tafe doing beauty treatment. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:33.280 She's wrestling now. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.600 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.840 Christian O'Connell Show. I want to talk now about oldest 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.720 band T shirt that you own. Patsy bought a brand 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.320 new tour T shirt which you went to see ju 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.120 a leaper with a daughter. My oldest one is from 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:49.320 the early nineties, nineteen ninety two, and it's I know 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.880 it doesn't fit anymore. Uh, it doesn't even fit my 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.800 kids because I try to pump off them. It's an 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.400 oasis one for when their first single, Live Forever came out. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.720 It was right before they broke Bea because I was 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.520 into before they. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.640 Were really big. Jackie, what if you've got some old. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.000 Should only go as far back as two thousand and seven, 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:06.960 But that's when you were born, isn't it? And I 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.240 have matching no effects band T shirts. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.080 Oh that's cute, Well. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.000 Not really, because I dragged her along to the concert. 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.920 She never wears hers. I still wear mine sometimes. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.159 So you got his and hers? 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.800 Yeah, only night she wore it was at the concert. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:21.640 I've never seen her power. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.960 Do you often like dress the same in your house? 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:28.080 Yeah? We we love these Levi hoodies. I tell you 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:29.760 every day we're in those Levi hoodies. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.919 Out about little snugglies. That's nice, Patsy. If you've got 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:34.320 an old band T shirt, I reckon. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.480 I can go back as far as about two thousand 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:39.360 and two, two thousand and three it was Brian Adams. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.000 It was room service and same thing. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:43.880 He had a talk called room service. 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.159 What was a new album room service. 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.960 Running out of Pete was Summer of six Room service. 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.600 He's in the hotel room. What can this album be? Cool? 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.160 You know when they interview like really successful singers, and 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.279 I guess actually very harsh because I wrote all my 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:57.520 good songs when I was poor. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:59.800 That's what I like a lot of music. They struggle 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:00.479 to that first. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:04.400 Simply calling it room service isn't anthems for the common man? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.599 Is a great album? Thank you very much? 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:15.440 Where's my statement? Gets the first private jets? 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.599 And the Love God got one as well, But I 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.960 haven't seen him wearing like the anchor jet because. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:24.400 He says room surface a right. If you've got an 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:27.440 old man T shirt, what is it? Let's go to Karen. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.560 Hi Christian pets Hi Jet. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:32.600 How are you going to take a long time? Meet 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:35.640 the band? And Karen? What's the old band T shirt 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:36.200 you got? Mate? 0:05:36.520 --> 0:05:39.400 I have the Noiseworks T shirt from the Love This 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:43.680 Money to which any One So take you Higher? 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:45.919 And you do you look afterwards? It shoved in the 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.120 back of a wardrobe somewhere. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.280 I've actually put it in my hands now, so it's 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:53.080 still good meet That's what I'm actually feet into it. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:54.599 I wouldn't try and as I said, I won't be 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:58.640 wearing it that shirt on Friday because it's probably be 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.800 toy tight, so I'll be wearing a big all want instead. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.640 But I want it. And the fact that the what 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:06.599 is that show and ten team they're playing that some 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.039 take you Higher, so takes me back? It was a 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:13.120 great song. Michael Hutchins sang on the song super Ball 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:17.480 sing on the yeah yeah, So it's a chance to 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:21.120 listen to it. So it's a remake of a song 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.400 from He's Gone By That. So I've still got my 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.360 Noise Works T shirt and still love them. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.039 Now Karen's setting up our own trivia questions and not 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.000 going to do Yeah, this is. 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:34.400 Something happening now. Tracy, Hello, Hey, Tracy. 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:39.560 Hello, Hello, Tracy, how are you all? 0:06:40.120 --> 0:06:43.599 You're Tracy? I'm Christian blank spot. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:45.960 That doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. We get the regular 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.400 the show is welcome to the blank spot. We call 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.800 it Christian on the blank Spot. And what about the 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:51.559 band T shirt? 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:54.640 And I've got a nineteen eighty three Simon and Girls 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:55.640 Uncle T shirt. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:57.480 Bloody hell, that's amazing. 0:06:58.200 --> 0:07:00.880 Oh I know I was friends and entering the mosh 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.880 pit if you could call that at a Simon and. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:07.000 Washed out to Bredge under troubled waters and elbow in 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.080 the head exactly. 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.760 And I wore it the other day to work. We 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:15.440 had a favorite T shirt day that would but it's. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:21.440 Still yeah, Tracy, thanks you kill the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:24.640 Here's the Christian O'Connell show. What have you called him? Matt? 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.520 And he told us that he was thirty eight and 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.560 he's never actually been to a live music show. He'd 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.840 never been to a gig until he was thirty eight 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.000 years of age. So today I want to know why 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:35.640 did you call us up and go, Christian, I'm years 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.560 old and I've never so for me, it's I am 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:41.960 forty nine. I've never sampled any of the Colonel's Fried Chicken. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:44.880 I've never ever done KOFC, not a fast suits and 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.400 now we've done Macca's red rooster whatever. But I've never 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.280 had any of the KFC words. I've never tried any 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:50.560 of them. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.280 You've got to get into the popcorn chicken. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.480 But is it any good than any other fried chicken 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:55.280 you get everywhere? 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.840 No, the Colonel's definitely got his own recipe. That's why 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:58.760 he keeps it a secret. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:00.520 That's right, that's why. 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:02.320 And what about you, Joe, Well, that reminds me of 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.120 another fast food one. I'm thirty five years old and 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:09.760 I've never had any hamburger from McDonald's. What I always go. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:10.160 The num. 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.920 I love the nuggets there, right, that's my default. But 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.200 you've got to hang over, and I thought the cheeseburger 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:16.680 is there for you. 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:19.760 Once I find something I like at actually any restaurant, 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.200 I'll always default to it. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:25.480 And so no, that is not by that I'm speechless. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:28.800 So never a double mircle, just always the nugs. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.720 Never in any days after the big night out home. 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:35.679 Really never been tempted. Heard the fast the hype over 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:36.240 the decades. 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.520 Now big Max quarter pounds. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:40.760 Away, Jack Park. 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.440 What I can tell you that's it. 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:47.559 You're having one tomorrow. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.760 We're ordering Mac is Christian. I'm forty three. I've never 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:56.000 been temping bowling? Uh, Kelly, Christian, I'm fifty four, never 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:57.760 watched Ferris Butler's Day Off. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:00.679 I can't believe this guy is six one, he's never 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:01.439 had cheese. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.080 What I had cheese within about twenty four hours been 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:08.040 born cheese. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.040 That has to be a deliberate choice, doesn't it? 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:13.880 Sixty one because like so many sandwiches and rolls and everything, 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.080 cheap pizza. Hey, I can't believe that. I'm calling pull 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.679 on that one. I'm sorry, Christen on forty. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:24.559 One, I've never ever sung karaoke. That's from just again. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:28.760 Some of these, it's like, your life's not going to 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:32.040 be rude because you never did karaoke. Have you heard 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.120 people doing karaoke? Most of those people should not be 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:37.880 doing karaoke? Jamie, what have you never ever done? 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.960 It's not me, it's actually my roommate. Such mate, he's 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:42.560 never had eggs, he's three two. 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.439 What he's never had any kind of eggs? 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:48.679 Nothing? We did eggs all the weekend he goes, he 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:49.560 goes with eggs. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:50.559 Eggs are. 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:55.439 So he's curious about it. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:56.240 Again, what is that? 0:09:57.520 --> 0:10:00.880 Who can say that they do eggs a week I 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.160 open the windows, there's the stuff probably asked why he 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:04.480 doesn't want them the smell in there. 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:05.840 If you do an eggs all weekend. 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:09.240 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.160 Christian O'Connell Show where today you can call us up. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:14.080 You can also email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.760 com dot au. Just how old you are and what 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.000 have you never ever done in your life so far? 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:19.559 Pam? 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.160 Hi, how are you good? 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:22.000 Are you well? 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:23.559 Mankless? 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:27.480 Yes, I'm eighty one years old and I've never had 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.480 pizza and I've never had lasag yet. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:33.280 Ah. Oh, I feel jealous. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.080 I wish I wish I hadn't either either of those 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:38.520 two then I could re experience them for the first time. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:43.280 I'm not I'm not only one type of cheese on fright, 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.120 And if I had them, they'll have some cheese on them. 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:47.240 I don't like it, okay? And what is that one 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:49.720 cheese that you've decided to marry for life? 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:52.640 Biggest, strong and bite? 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.360 I like it too strong and bite. 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:59.800 I'm telling you you like pizza, well, I promise you lovegest. 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:01.560 You're gonna like pizza? 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:01.960 Yes? 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.320 Oh yeah, but you'd tell me anything. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:11.439 It's not a break. Yeah, Jack, what about Pam. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:15.199 If we made you using only strong and biting cheese, 0:11:16.000 --> 0:11:19.000 a strong and bitesy fager pizza, would you eat it? 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.960 Then we just with the cheese on and nothing else. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:28.080 You need the tomato pace, but some people don't, so 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:28.640 you would you do? 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.720 You don't want the tomato pace with it? No, I 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:32.839 would ard you to try it. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.920 But what if you like, Oh god, I've got to 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:37.000 eighty one without it? 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:38.560 What about the next company? 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:38.679 Is? 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.439 Could be something joyous and different. Well, I'm living to 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:42.679 a hundred anyway. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:49.240 So okay, someone you say the next couple of years 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:51.240 the voice if I. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.240 Died before him a hundred, they've got to just try 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:54.920 and keep me alive somehow, just. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:59.640 To get you a Domino's order. She's about to cock it. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.600 You said, twenty minutes or a stree. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.760 This old time hasn't got twenty minutes. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:09.160 You need, Peter. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.120 You've got that, honestly, so good. Now what about the sagya? 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:17.240 No oh no no no no no no no no, you've. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.840 Got to eighty one. You just don't. You just don't 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:19.400 fancy it. 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:24.760 No, all right, So, if Pam, if we were to 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.160 make you this this drong and bity bager pizza. I 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:30.640 promise you nothing else on there, just that the pizza 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:31.720 bas and that cheese. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:32.600 Would you try it? 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:33.960 I'll try it? 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.400 Yes, all right, awesome, Pam, thank you very much. You're 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:41.760 giving us a com Okay, cool, Bye, it's not amazing. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.559 She knows she's going to live to one hundred. Well, 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.000 I haven't got that guarantee. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:48.160 I'd be happy about any one, Pam. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.560 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.080 It's the Christian O'Connell show. 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.280 Jack Posts has got a situation at home and we 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:58.240 need your say on it. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.040 Byank is hung and you are work. On the wall 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.080 is a picture of Oscar Wild. Now I've even given 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:05.840 you guys a color print off so that you can 0:13:05.880 --> 0:13:11.320 see the outlandish pinks and purples. His face is what 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:15.280 worries me the most. It's an interpretation of Oscar Wild. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.240 But it looks like he's been drawn by a child. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.439 And Jack is Jack is not exaggerating here to put 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:21.200 his own case forward. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:22.400 Look please look at it. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:26.119 Yeah, he's Oh god, oh that's frightful. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.000 That's what red eye. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.800 It's not just that his nose looks like I'll be 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.400 polite here a fallus. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:38.600 You know when a winkie like something, and they don't have. 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:39.880 A lot of time to do it. Yeah, they've done 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:41.719 a bushell or a back of a school chair or something. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:43.720 This is on our Instagram, so you can go and 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.160 see what's hanging in my house right now. I asked 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.160 the anchor about it last night because I wanted to 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.800 give her a writer flop replied to defend it all right, 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:51.600 haven't listen to this. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.600 I feel through everything I know about him that he 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.280 would have loved to see himself as this. 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.000 But he has devils eye. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:01.520 He doesn't have devil eyes. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:07.199 It's artistic. It just screams life and comedy. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:08.840 It screams comedy. 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:10.080 He was funny. 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.040 Wait, so it's it's meant to be a funny painting. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.920 No, it's not funny. You know those artworks that you 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.400 look at for a really long time and then you 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.200 you just start laughing. You go eye to eye with 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.960 him and you just stare for a while. All of 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.120 a sudden you'll start laughing. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:25.640 Yeah. 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:26.800 I don't know if you've been to the Louver in 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.360 Paris or the Tait Gallery in London. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.800 I'm worried now that Oscar is going to get trolled 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:32.080 in the. 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.760 He's not getting trolled. It's the choice. It's the choice, sorry, 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:36.720 the lack of choice. 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:39.600 You've just got to eat it unless. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.240 Everyone that comes in the house is going to look 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:41.680 at that and go. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:44.600 If you now know what you've given everyone that leaves 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.000 your house, is it all going to have someone to 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:46.280 do with? 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:46.480 Work? 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:50.000 Get a load. I just assumed it was one of 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.720 Jack's side project. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.520 The arts are following me. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.640 Surely if one hundred percent of the comments and negative 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.920 towards Oscar, I have a good case to go back 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.720 to Bianca and say, at least move it into the 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.200 laundry or something somewhere where people won't see this. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.160 Go and have a look at it. It's on our socials. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.760 You'll find it on Instagram, the Christian O'Connell show, same place. 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.720 You'll find it on Facebook as well. Have you got 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.120 some of that of a Chris's patsy? 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.480 I remember when we moved into the house, Chris had 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.360 a bit of Elvis memorabilia. He had this big and 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.600 it was big, like this big painting of Elvis. It's 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:26.920 a big big It was huge, and it was apparently 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.360 authenticicated no what's the. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.440 Word, but not that authentic than you. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:36.120 From Graceland and even it was so special. It had 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.840 like a separate certificate that was framed. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.600 Saying it was the truck certificate. 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:43.960 He wanted it in the living room and I said, no, no, 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:45.160 that doesn't It would look. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:49.240 Great in the describe what els, Yeah. 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:53.840 Comeback spec non sort of jump white jumpsuit, eagle jumpsuit, 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:58.080 Elvis with a microphone and it's got TCB taking care 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.800 of business with the lightning strike. It is is so tacky, 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:01.640 it's disgusty. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:05.960 He's one of the greatest entertainers. A certificates a separate certificate. 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.880 So I made him hang it out in the garage 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:08.560 in the main cat. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:11.360 You don't put Elvis. 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:13.120 Got no place in my living room, thank you, dear well. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.360 My wife brought this a bat patch of you love this. 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.080 You know sometimes you see like mirrors they're just like 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:20.400 propped up against a wall. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:22.560 Very Hampton's. 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:27.320 That's that's said she pictured me. It's the style around here, Chris, 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:28.840 it's a style around here. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.640 We're in Australia. Now we live in Hampton. We've got 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:35.880 to be Hampton. It's so Hampton's. It's you know, is 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:36.560 that a mirror there? 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:36.680 Oh? 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:37.720 I don't even know. It's just prove. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.200 It's just casually propped up against a wall. We don't 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.240 even hang it. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:42.960 It's there. We're not formal. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:44.920 What was your problem with it? It's just a mirror. 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:46.400 No, it's not. You have in the bedroom door. The 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.600 mirror greets you. I get out of bed. The mirrors there. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.360 It's too much mirror. It's too much mirror. I don't 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:53.080 want that much mirror. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.680 My wife loved it because you know why, when she's 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:59.640 spending too long going out, she's got like a it's 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.520 sort of check the outfits from head to doe. Do 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:05.360 you do that as a guy? I only do top half, 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.600 don't you. We don't worry about the shoes. 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.480 You know the shoes. What's going on? It's the whole. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.240 They want the whole up and down, the whole vertical thing. Anyway, 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.080 for two years I've been running a campaign about it. 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:19.719 We finally got rid of it, sold it on marketplace. However, 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:21.600 now and my wife goes to get wedded because she 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.520 looks where the wall wear is now bear, she goes, 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:26.800 I just miss it. Just I just go there and 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:27.359 it's gone. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:31.520 Christian Connell's show podcast Christian O'Connell show. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:35.400