WEBVTT - Fluids Through The Post 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:05.199 four point three. 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:11.280 Why from Richmond Gold one four point three HD, Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:15.600 Procusting to the world. Christian faster Monkey, faster monkey, Oh 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:17.640 con that's my brain what I felt like, and it 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:19.400 felt like bacon for breakfast show. 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:22.560 I don't look in your groin areas well. 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:29.240 Hey, good morning, Monday morning, God one a four point three. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:33.840 It's a Christian O'Connell breakfast show. So yeah, listen makes 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:34.600 this me and you today. 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.360 That's all right, we can handle it. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:37.720 Cessicai was late today. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.680 It's so wet out there. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:40.479 I drove it. 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.360 I drove under the speed limit the whole way here. 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:43.400 Could hardly see a thing. 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.720 I know it's pouring on this morning. And also people 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:48.559 drive like idiots in the rain. Stay safe out there, 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:51.120 people slow down. It takes longer to break as well. 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:53.159 There's so many idiots. Brad and I coming in on 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.920 an opinion because people can speed up when it's not 0:00:56.040 --> 0:01:01.520 pouring with rain. So yeah, Patsy's seriously first off sick 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.560 in some like thirty years. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:06.920 Maybe like is there a water bridge that stopped her 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:07.760 from carrying. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.160 The West the West skates. She didn't actually going over 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.920 the West skate this morning coming in from Wharabe. Now 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.960 we're having to say obviously that she's off sick. But yeah, 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.280 once again, I thinks the fifth time I've had the 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:21.080 call to bail her out on Sunday morning from wherever 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.800 the police station. Again. What happened this time was Jack 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:26.319 she was watching the boxing you no, she's a massive 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.800 boxing fan and she used the box for the I 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.600 think she's still throws a couple of years again, So 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.880 she was in the pub. Sunday's her pub day, you know, 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.679 when she pulls an all day. And she was in 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.200 the pub and she was watching the Anthony Joshua fight 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:44.400 and someone changed the TV and she punched that guy 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:46.840 straight through a window. And we've told her before. I 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.680 remember she was having anger management therapy sessions. But she 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:52.440 bit the guy on the ankle at the end of 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.000 the second one, so he said he couldn't do it anymore. No, 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:58.560 she walked out sober. We're working through some stuff with Patsy. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:02.120 Hopefully she's out on bed later on today, maybe in tomorrow. 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:04.480 With the old ankle monitor, you know, like a lot 0:02:04.480 --> 0:02:05.640 of those sort offenders. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.040 It's just not the same without her defending herself here, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:08.600 is it? 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:13.160 It's better? Maybe every hour we give a new reason 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:16.040 why she's not in today, all write down triplets for 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.560 eight Okay, until how long? Is it all she takes 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:23.480 her to stop? All right, So let's talk about what 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:27.600 happened over all weekend, saying yesterday, I reckon, I can 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:29.240 only talk about this dull in the next twenty minutes. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:32.600 Then I can't really talk about it anymore. Yesterday my 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:37.640 teenage daughter a boy came round to our house. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:38.840 That's started already. 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:39.200 Wow. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:42.040 Now I was yelled at and told that he's not 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.600 a boyfriend. But I can tell you this. I answered 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.280 the door to a boy and he is a friend. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.679 And I was given strict instructions with my wife to 0:02:51.800 --> 0:02:54.440 leave them alone, don't come in, offer any she was 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.240 at this, don't come in, offer any drinks, don't try 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.720 to make jokes, don't try any funny stuff. Just leave 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:04.880 us alone. Your mum go upstairs. We weren't even loud downstairs. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.040 I thought you made the rules. I thought you you had. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:10.080 The rules would be from the parents, like, hey, don't 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.519 you guys go into any bedrooms with closed doors. Don't 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:13.600 you guys go upstairs? 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.119 That we had conditions. We said, that's fine, you can't 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.040 be going upstairs in the bedroom with a closed door. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.440 So what did you do while you were banished upstairs? 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.160 I went and read my book and then fell asleep. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.600 But I'm telling you now, it was a big moment 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.360 for all of us. You know, it was kind of 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.919 it is. This is a start of all of it, 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.800 the highs and lows. And I was thinking about the 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.360 first time ever went round to a girl's house. I 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.840 remember the dad was there and I wasn't allowed in 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.200 the house. We could only sort of chat on the doorstep. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:50.520 Yeah, I guess, like I so comfortable with this whole thing. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:54.040 She's fifteen next month, and as she told me repeatedly, 0:03:54.400 --> 0:03:56.400 he's not a boyfriend, He's a friend. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:58.600 That's what I would say if I was trying to 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.640 sneak a boyfriend, and. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.200 You're trying to sneak a boy you were late this 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.200 morning to sneak one out before your wife finds out. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:06.960 How old are you when you first went round to 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:10.480 a girl's house? I was thirteen, No, I was I 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:13.120 would have been fifteen. I think you cycle around He 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:15.480 cycled round and I helped him carry his bike in 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:19.039 as wellm I remember he was struggling with it, and 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.880 I felt like I wanted to intimidate a bit that 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.040 was a bigger, stronger guy, like stored the alpha dog 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.480 in the house. I went, I'll picked that up. It's 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.560 picked up one finger and carried your little bicycle. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:32.280 Did he go heavy cologne? No colas week? No drenched 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:33.400 yourself as a teenager? 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:38.360 No cologne? Good handshake, firm handshake. Oh confident young man? Yeah, 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:39.240 confident young. 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:41.240 Red flag? 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:44.480 Yeah straight away? One went up straight away? Okay, one 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.080 to watch. I then got some when he was looking, 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:50.640 I got some DNA out of him. And do you 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:52.560 know anyone who works for the VIC police, I can 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.640 just get run some tests. I'm just asking for a friend, 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:59.000 you know. I want to be like you know, Robert DeNiro, 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.120 meet the fog because sit down and try and trap 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:05.160 them into a lie detective machine. How old are you then? 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.359 So you were fifteen? Did you cycle around? That's always 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.440 the main mode of transport for a young boyfriend to 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:10.800 come round, is it on their little bike? 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:13.280 I remember mom dropping me off and then I gave 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:15.320 her a two hour window where she had to come 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:16.159 pick me up again. 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:17.920 So you got dropped off by your mum? 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.800 Got dropped off yeap around the corner or definitely around 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:21.200 the corner. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:23.680 And what are you allowed? Where did you go? What 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:25.400 did you do? Did you watch something? Hang on? You 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:25.640 know what? 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.480 I waited until her parents were out. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.600 I remember that was the whole dirty boy. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.200 No, I just didn't. I just didn't want to meet 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:35.240 mom and dad too. Nerve wracking it is, isn't it. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:38.159 It's a really big, big, big moment. Give us a 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:39.280 call this morning, you must. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.760 I think everyone will remember the first time they round 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.480 went went round to a boy or girl's house. It 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:48.200 stays with you forever. Nine four one four one o 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.000 four three nine four one four one o four three. 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:52.440 We want to know as much a store as you 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.760 can remember how old you were and how did you 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:58.120 get there? I bet for young guys the majority is 0:05:58.120 --> 0:06:00.320 going to be that they cycled there. Can you tell 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.920 me though? Nine four one four one four three The. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.800 Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.240 A couple of things I saw over the weekend. So 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.360 whilst having the boredom of a lot of packing over 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.119 the weekend there was quite a lot of sport on TV. 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.920 I found myself, Yesterdarning got up early and no one 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:19.960 else was up. It's like a golden half an hour. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:23.600 And do you ever sometimes I would I love watching 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.120 sports on TV, even if I'm not really into the sport. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.120 If this is there, I'll just be mesmerized by it. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:30.680 I know exactly why. Because you've got a job to do. 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.520 This like the pack in the house up. Anytime you've 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.200 got a job like that and you want to procrastinate, 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.039 you all of a sudden you find you are interested 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:40.440 in women's hockey, like New Zealand versus USA. 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.800 This is avoid like this. Yeah, yesterday, half an hour 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.680 on the couch, eight o'clock Sunday morning, I'm actually watched 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:53.560 half an hour of college baseball college baseball women's baseball 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:58.440 Florida were playing. I believe it was Alabama. Now nothing 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.880 about either teams that the college system there, all the players. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.880 Found myself just watching it for half an hour. Honestly, 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:05.760 there was In fact, there wasn't even that many people 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:07.880 watching it in the stadiums. It was almost like the 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:11.680 Shanghai game yesterday of the Saints. What is to deal 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:15.600 with that, the Chinese have had senior Sport Australia. They're 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.440 not buying it. There was no one in that stadium. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.400 Yes, I know, cool first thing. I know, so cool stadium. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.360 Did you like that castle look that it had. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:23.720 Yeah, beautiful looking stadium. 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:28.640 However, yeah, I don't know. Even Crawf was trying to 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:30.560 explain it to me on Friday, But yes, it breaks 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:34.040 Why they're doing it because the sponsors make money. No, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.240 the sponsors are more interested in the teams if they're 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:37.360 playing in China, right. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:41.080 Okay, So like Adelaide can go to extra clients and 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:42.600 go hey, listen, you know, if you want to break 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:44.360 into the Chinese market. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.480 We're playing a game over there this year. Apparently Saints 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.640 bort on four new sponsors because of the next three 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.200 years they've promised to go over there. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.760 One probably chemist warehouse because of all the sort of 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:55.840 stomach bugs that were going around there. I mean, that's 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:59.000 a fly extra players. One of the coaches got sick 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.720 a couple of players. They sent the players to three 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:05.400 separate restaurants. They were so paranoid about getting food poisoning, 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:07.680 and yet so in the players still came down with 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:08.720 some stomach bug. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:12.000 So some of them played sick, I imagine because if 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.000 you lose a third of your team, you can't I mean, 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:15.800 you can't find a thirty of your team not to 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:17.120 be replied utly bizarre. 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.360 And then the real big sporting upset for me is 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:23.679 a big boxing fan was in Britain. Obviously, Anthony Joshua 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:26.560 was the current heavyweight champion of the world with all 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.480 the belts unified, and the main man who everyone was 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:33.680 wanting to fight for big money paydays. He's fighting a 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.599 guy who only took the fight at four weeks notice, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.080 was totally written off. It was Anthony Joshua's big debut 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.160 in America as well. This is where the big money 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.880 is for boxing still America. Anti Joshua World heavyweight champion 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.920 never ever fought in America, So it's Madison Square Garden. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.760 He's fighting at what everyone is widely regarding as a 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.319 no hoper, a guy who took the fight on four 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:58.280 weeks notice, who was thirty five to one against even 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.240 doing anything to get anywhere near Anthony John This John 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:05.120 Ruis Junior. He sparks him out, he knocks him out, 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.240 knocks him down four times. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.040 Is this this big chubby guy. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.320 Yes, yeah, okay, looks like if you look at Joshua, right, 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:16.040 Joshua looks looks ripped. It's more like a weightlifter than 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.560 a boxer. And then this Ruez Junior looks like he's 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.520 never been He looks like too. Have you seen the 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.880 movie Up? Yes, you know the young boy. He looks 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:25.360 like him. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:27.520 He is grown into an adult. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.560 Well, he's grown into several adults. However, the chubby man. 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:34.480 It says a victory for the chubby man. He's literally 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:38.319 got breasts. His stomach is hanging over his pants. However, 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:42.400 he's sushed Anthony Joshua very very quickly and handed down 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.600 a beatdown, and he knocks he knocks him out as 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:46.960 the world heavyweight champel I think it's the first Mexican 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:48.480 to become world heavyweight champion. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.760 Ever, so is he hiding his strength under the flab? 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:52.040 Like? 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:52.760 How is it? 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:55.440 I think, my friend, I think the flab is the strength. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.000 So he's just throwing it around. 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.360 Get hit first of all, Joshua may be coming for 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:00.800 a clinch and he it's in with one of those 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:04.480 big old boobies. Bang. It's like having another fist, isn't it? 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:06.040 You know, then he hits him with the old right 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.480 booby soud. He's got a one too before he's even 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:10.439 launched his fist, just with his boobs. 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.319 So does a guy like that have to knock out 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.679 his opponent early because he can't he doesn't have the 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.319 stamino and endurance and make it to twelve rounds. 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.040 All yeah, I just think Also, do you know what? 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:22.080 He was actually just a really really good boxer, Anthony Joshua. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:26.000 He's more about application, hard work, dedication more than real 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:29.520 raw talent. He's not the most technically gifted boxer, and 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:31.360 this Ruers is actually a really good box and he 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:34.360 just outboxed him and knocked him out. It's an incredible upset, 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:38.600 especially about two months before this fight, Joshua was supposedly 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:42.679 fighting Jontay Wilder for a forty million dollar showdown, and 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.679 they got greedy and they said no, Now he's like 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.360 back of the queue. What does that mean? Well, that 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:49.960 means that he won't be earning that kind of money 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:50.800 for very very long. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:54.200 Right, Well, you lose once in you'repe that's it. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.240 Because he's not the world heavyweight champion anymore. He's the 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.200 former world heavyweight champion. You've got to see the knockout clip. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:02.160 It's amazing, honestly, the size of this guy, right. He 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.320 looks like they just were saying, hey, hey, listen everyone, 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.880 there's gonna be no fight tonight unless one of you, 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:09.600 anyone put your hand up if you want to have 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.520 a go. Okay, if you want to have a go. 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.960 And then they've got a guy from the buffet to 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.640 put about shortside age at fair play too. It's an 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:17.560 amazing knockout. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.000 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:21.520 point three. 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.160 You can always email us about anything we've talked about 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:25.959 on the show. We call it late to the party. 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:29.280 My email address is Christian at Gold one four three 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.440 dot com dot au. Last week on the show, we're 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.439 talking about things you do from childhood that he carried 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.280 over into being a grown up, things that you still 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.080 do from childhood. And Jack was telling us about the 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:43.560 bad people that you heard that's spitting straws. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.080 Spitting straws, or they put needles on train seats, and 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.679 then did we see we passed around the group an 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:53.000 article of some guy getting caught putting needles on cround seats. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.360 I think that's why the Chinese didn't go clutter foody 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.320 game Shanghai Stadium yesterday. They're worried about some of your 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:01.480 Australians going to come up with your needles. Put them 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:04.360 on the seats. Christian eight late to the party. Following 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:07.880 on from Jack's story about the bad people spitting in straws, 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.640 I will not ride on water slides at swimming pools. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.240 When I was young, a friend of mine went down 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.800 a water slide. We're a bad person. Maybe the same 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.760 one that spat in the straw that Jack's worried about. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.360 Put a razor blade on one of the joins and 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:24.280 it sliced off my friend's toe. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:27.240 Come on, did that happen right? End? 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:29.640 That is that went all around the world, because I 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:33.200 remember that when a water sort of slide first opened 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.080 up where I grew up, that was the same thing. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:38.480 There was an urban myth that someone had like super 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.439 glued a razor blade to the side of. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.960 Going it like going down a water slide at full speed? 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.480 Do they not? Just how are you carrying the blades 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.560 with you? Okay? Because you've got your trunks on. You 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.400 know you're not You're not carrying them down in a 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.560 bag and then suddenly stop it. 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.520 Yeah, putting your legs and arms out to the side 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.240 to stop yourself. Hope that the next person's a coming 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:02.640 down behind you and finding time to glue it. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.000 And then you're gluing it on. But there's gallons of 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.480 water rushing down the whole time, and you managed to 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.720 fix a razor blade there. I think this one I don't. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.800 I'm very sorry, And like I said, we love getting 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.000 your emails, but I don't believe. I don't believe also 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.600 got the toe got slice stuff as well. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.320 But you know what, I think I will not enjoy 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:21.559 myself as much next time I go down the water slide. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.280 Now think of that story. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:26.480 I'm thinking if I run one those parks or places 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.400 like that or simple first thing I'm going to do 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:29.640 in the morning is go and have a look at 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.520 the old tunnel well, and before you even turn on 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:35.040 the old the machine that sort of floods it with 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.200 water and stuff. I want to go down that tunnel, 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.199 have a quick tunnel inspection for no razor blades. 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.200 And it's always the kid at top who's looking, you know, 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:42.800 the wait. 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:46.040 The least who is the least vigilant person in the world. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.160 That kid there with the old giants, Adam Apple, who's 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.440 just stuning puberty. Right. His main job is iying up 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.680 the chicks, isn't it. He's just iron up the girls. 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.199 I mean you could be taking weapons down there and 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.959 ninja throwing stars minichucks. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.120 His job to make sure one kid comes out at 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:03.800 the bottom and then he can let the next kid go. 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.640 They've got the traffic lights system, now, haven't they. They're 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.920 red and cream. But is that the most boring job 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.680 that's at the top. They're all down long yet you 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.319 can go now, keep your arms inside, Okay. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:14.840 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:14:14.880 --> 0:14:15.520 point three. 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.679 So Passy's off sick today and from what I've heard, 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.480 this is the first time about thirty years has been 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.320 doing it. Thirty years. Yeah, what did she start radio? 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:26.680 When she was like nine or something. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.080 When she was fifteen, I think. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:33.040 Thirteen years she's been working in radio. That's unbelievable to 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.720 survive in radio that long, is it? They mean she 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.120 should have medals, you know, like a major where they've 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.800 got the full deck of all their honors and medals 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.640 hanging out. She didn't have medals for. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.240 That, yeah, saying I've worked with Hughsie and Kate, I've 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:46.320 worked with Tommy. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:49.400 And Carrier outlived them all. She's like a cockroach, you know, 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.720 they reckon an event of a nuclear fallout, that'll be 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.480 the only animal that's strong enough to survive serbviously a cockroach. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:59.600 Passy's got the surviving tenacity of a cockroach. It's incredible. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:02.360 And she was actually boasting to Jack and I about 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:03.720 it only last Thursday. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.080 Well, she works, walks around with that type of confidence. 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:08.720 I've never taken a sick day, No, never take it. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.680 So she's tempted the radio gods, and she's not with 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.960 us today. So I want to find other people who 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:16.400 have never No, Patsy has now taken a sick day, 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:20.240 her record's over, But who has never taken a single 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.280 sick day in their working life? Is there anyone that 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:25.840 can actually say that they can do that? Surely there 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.520 are so many bugs in that going around. Every year 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.960 it feels like even more new strains are coming in, 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.680 and different flus he never even heard of. They get 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.520 more virulent as well, and I know more and more 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.360 people are taking the flu, chaps and stuff like that. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:38.360 But we still get ill. 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.400 Yeah, and people wear it as a badge of honor though, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.200 to never take a day off work. Our example of 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:46.520 it where I worked last up until last year with 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.600 Hamish and Andy was Andy Lee. He never took a 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.560 day off work. Remember he came into here to promote 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.200 True Story last year and after the show he texted 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.640 us and said, I can't remember anything we spoke about. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.960 Was I okay? On the show? I blacked out? 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.440 That's right. He had a good hospital later on that 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.960 day he was feeling really good on high fever as well. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:08.320 And what about when he had that? Think that who's 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:11.320 in hospital as well? Andy Le's never taken a show sick. 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.600 The only days I remember in taking off were he 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.800 knocked his tooth out. We were playing ice hockey and 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.600 he fell over, knocked his two front teeth out and 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.560 he had to spend the night overnight in hospital. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.400 Listen, Jack, if you were on in that kind of 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.280 money by show, why would you be off sick? All right? 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.200 Give us the all this morning. If you've never taken 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:30.600 a single day of sick in your working career. Ninety 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.760 four one four to three The. 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:36.720 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:40.000 So who's never taken a sick day off from their jobs? 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.920 Now some more information has come to light about this 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:46.320 claim that Patsy said to you and I Thursday that 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:49.880 she's never never taken a sick down for thirty years 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.640 and always I'll always be here, yep. And even when 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.240 you walked out, are that they're gonna have a lie 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.080 down or something or to do something. She said to me, 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.080 I wouldn't let you down like he did that. She 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:04.520 did say that, Yeah, she did, because I said, hey, listen, 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:07.280 if you wake up Monday and you'll still ill, oh, 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:09.000 I can't just let you down at three hours no, 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.520 So well, Jack was okay with twenty two minutes. Notice it. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:14.119 If you really wake up Monday, don't feel well, don't 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:16.879 come in. However, Producer Beck, who's obviously been in a 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:20.639 few years. So extra information about the tall claims of 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:24.280 Iron guts pats Hi. 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:26.800 Get in trouble again. 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.639 I listen as I keep telling you guys, if you 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:32.600 say it between six and ten, then I'm okay to 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.920 ask you to say to get into the microphone. So 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:37.840 Patsy never had a day or sick or quite a 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:38.840