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Speaker 1: Jump mission with Jonesy and Amanda. You know, when talking.

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Speaker 2: About your generation wrapped up, I thought, the guy who's

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Speaker 2: the host that go you know, Sean mccarloff. I thought, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he'll never work again. So it's a shock to me,

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Speaker 2: at a brilliant shock that tonight, mad as Hell returns

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Speaker 2: for its fourteenth season. In television terms, that's like being

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Speaker 2: on air for one hundred and fifty million years.

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Speaker 3: It's the Glapigus Turtle of television.

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Speaker 2: It is Sean mccarloff.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Amanda, Josie. I like that. I'm going to use

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Speaker 1: that as that if we go at fifteen seasons, Galapicus

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Speaker 1: Island Turtle is going to be. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: our tagline, I think, Josie, that's all right with you.

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Speaker 3: I'm happy for you to use it. Perhaps you could

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Speaker 3: give me a credit on the show. Maybe that'd be

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Speaker 3: the first time I get back on the ABC.

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Speaker 1: Look, I actually are you an apology, both of you.

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Speaker 1: I realized only this morning, knowing that I was going

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Speaker 1: to speak to you. I thought, oh, I've actually ripped

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Speaker 1: the whole show. Man as Hell has ripped off of

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Speaker 1: a segment that you've been running for probably as long,

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Speaker 1: which is what gets you GHOULI. It's basically the same.

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Speaker 1: It's basically the same thing. We just I just riff

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Speaker 1: off things that annoy me. I just don't ask anyone

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Speaker 1: else's opinion.

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Speaker 3: But then again, we stole it from heyes, Saturday, what

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Speaker 3: cheeses me off? So you know, if you're steal from us,

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Speaker 3: you've stolen twice.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's all right, Well that's all right there no

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Speaker 1: one owns it.

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Speaker 2: Then if it was Saturday, it goes back to middle

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Speaker 2: Middle years.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of Glaus turtles.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you this? You so are you talking

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Speaker 2: about the things therefore that cheese you off? There must

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Speaker 2: be a thousand million things at the moment. What are

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Speaker 2: just some of the things that make you your sphinc

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Speaker 2: to tighten?

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Speaker 1: Sean Well, I don't know if you've heard, but I

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Speaker 1: I and I'm just you know, I'm on the inside

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Speaker 1: here at the ABC. Apparently there's an election coming. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you've heard it. Yes, anyway, look so

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Speaker 1: we tonight, because we're on tonight, we talk about that

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Speaker 1: quite a bit. And that is it's the gift that

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Speaker 1: keeps on taking the politics of the moment. We're spoiled

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Speaker 1: for choice. Really, I am, in fact yesterday, we record

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Speaker 1: the show the day before, we don't actually do it tonight.

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Speaker 1: But so I missed out entirely on the Prime Minister's

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Speaker 1: press club address. But I was having a look at

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Speaker 1: a few bits while I was waiting for this folk

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Speaker 1: called I thought, oh my god, we have to reshoot

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Speaker 1: the whole show. The whole show in that What would

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Speaker 1: you have.

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Speaker 2: Done about yesterday? What were the bits that stood out

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Speaker 2: for you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I was actually I must pay the Prime Minister

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Speaker 1: a compliment because he got a really nice laugh. I've

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Speaker 1: never heard him get a decent laugh before, and he

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Speaker 1: got a really nice laugh. I suspect it was unintentional.

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Speaker 1: When Laura Tingle asked a rather long question that was

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Speaker 1: quite loaded and there was this beautiful pause that you'd

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Speaker 1: be very happy with if you're a stand up comedian.

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Speaker 1: Time it was excellent and he says, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much for that question, just got a massive, massive

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Speaker 1: laugh from the crowd. It was a beautiful moment.

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Speaker 3: Because it would be so I viewer, Prime Minister and

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Speaker 3: you're a smart girl. And what I've realized recently that

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Speaker 3: I am now older than Scott Morrison. So the Prime

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Speaker 3: Minister is younger than me, and so there's a point

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Speaker 3: in your life when you suddenly think the politicians you're

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Speaker 3: you probably know more than them. So what would you

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Speaker 3: do you're running Australia. What would Shaw Mikhaliff do?

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Speaker 1: I would I would be very I would be very elucted.

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Speaker 1: I have thought about running for office, Jonesy, I you

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Speaker 1: weren't surprise you, but I I would probably prefer to

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Speaker 1: be Governor General. I think that would be an easier job.

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Speaker 1: And if I was Governor General, I would probably just

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Speaker 1: throw open Admiralty House for events. You know, I take

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Speaker 1: a fee, but I would I would be a benign

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Speaker 1: dictator right in general. Prime minister's too hard, I think.

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Speaker 1: I think you know Scott Morrison is at the station

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Speaker 1: now where he just cannot win. There's nothing he can

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Speaker 1: say that will be embraced by everybody and probably repelled

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Speaker 1: by most people. You know, He's just in a situation

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Speaker 1: where he cannot win at the moment, and I would

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Speaker 1: be comfortable in that position. I don't think I would

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Speaker 1: like to be in that corner.

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Speaker 3: But he must have the hide thicker than a rhino

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Speaker 3: and say anything to him and it just bounces off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be very interested. I mean, I never

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Speaker 1: get the opportunity, but I would really like just to

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Speaker 1: just to see just to watch him as he gets

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Speaker 1: ready for bed, brushing his teeth and putting his pajamas on,

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Speaker 1: and helping him to bed, and just those moments just

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Speaker 1: before he nods off. I would like to just to

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Speaker 1: watch him intently. I don't think that opportunity will arise.

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think I'm excited over by

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Speaker 1: him and gen to do that. So I think in

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Speaker 1: those moments, in those moments when you see the real

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Speaker 1: person who is usually just after you've brushed your teeth

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Speaker 1: and just as you're stepping into your pajama bottoms, I

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Speaker 1: think that's that moment I'm eager for.

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Speaker 2: And I think if you saw it would mean you

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Speaker 2: were stalking and looking through the window.

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Speaker 1: I think there would be problems and questions about security.

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Speaker 1: You really would be raised.

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Speaker 3: I could just imagine, imagine you're in your bed and

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Speaker 3: you look up and you're looking at that chair that

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Speaker 3: Kitty Floodinggan pointed out on our show. There's what's with

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Speaker 3: those chairs in the bedroom. There's just one armchair in

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Speaker 3: the bedroom. And there's Sean mccuff just sitting there with

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Speaker 3: his arms.

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Speaker 1: I'm not just I'm not being there puriently. I'm taking

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Speaker 1: you're not being a weirdo.

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Speaker 3: No, nothing weird about it at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, just as he nods off, just as the promis

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Speaker 1: nods off, i'd say, what are you thinking? What?

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Speaker 3: How much is the price of bread?

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Speaker 2: And they are nice pajama bottoms.

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Speaker 3: But sure, it's always great to talk to you. Sean

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Speaker 3: mcculuff's Man as Well returns tonight at eight thirty on

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Speaker 3: ABC TV and I View. And here's to series fifteen

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Speaker 3: next year.

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Speaker 1: All Right, fingers crossed, Thank you so much. Jonesy and

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Speaker 1: Amanda's SMA