Speaker 1: Come on in everyone morning. Oh my god, it's not
Speaker 1: the morning. What is wrong with me? Is three o'clock noon? Guys? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm only having my first coffee of the day. That's
Speaker 1: the problem, and that's why I feel like it's the morning.
Speaker 1: I've tried to like take away my level of caffeine
Speaker 1: and it's obviously affecting my brain.
Speaker 2: Do you smell burnt toes?
Speaker 3: Stop that ABM coffee is not a good idea, though,
Speaker 3: I can have.
Speaker 4: A coffee and go to bed.
Speaker 1: Actually it doesn't do for me what it does for
Speaker 1: some other people.
Speaker 3: No, I'll be awake all night, but I'll be awake
Speaker 3: anyway because my child doesn't sleep anymore.
Speaker 4: Hey, I don't know if you guys saw the news.
Speaker 1: It's pretty big news in the Hollywood entertainment world. But
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez, finally, I think, from the first time since
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber has come out in a relationship.
Speaker 4: Do we care?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do I care?
Speaker 1: We're invested in She is the most followed person in
Speaker 1: the universe on Instagram. She's got like four hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty million follows. People care or just you don't care?
Speaker 3: No, people care? But I also think people care too much.
Speaker 3: Like she's been trolled online. I mean, poor Hailey Bieber
Speaker 3: is still being trolled and she's justin.
Speaker 4: Had now they Haley come into this because.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand why people get so hung up
Speaker 3: for so.
Speaker 5: Long someone who's not interested. You know everyone's names, and
Speaker 5: they broke up in July two thousand and seven.
Speaker 4: But Laura Oh, is she in a relationship. She's been trolled.
Speaker 6: About it because she's with Benny Blanco and they work
Speaker 6: together years ago on this song that we probably played here,
Speaker 6: so that now they've become full circle and they're back together.
Speaker 2: I think it's really cute.
Speaker 4: It's actually really cute.
Speaker 1: The reason people have a problem with it eight people
Speaker 1: that are justin stands like, it's not justin but b.
Speaker 1: Most of the people right are saying that they're on
Speaker 1: different levels.
Speaker 4: People are like, she is.
Speaker 1: An absolute smoke show and he is maybe slightly less
Speaker 1: put together and aesthetically, yeah, stay attractive for it. It's okay, bad,
Speaker 1: but that's what people are saying. People are like, look
Speaker 1: what you're batting down and she and I love this.
Speaker 1: She's actually going back and commenting back to people being like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, A, who are you? B I have literally
Speaker 1: never been happier and no one has ever treated me better,
Speaker 1: and I'm about it.
Speaker 3: Well, Selena Gomez, I know you don't care, but we're
Speaker 3: happy for you.
Speaker 2: She's listening on the iHeartRadio app, no doubt.
Speaker 3: Well, coming up, I mean, I don't know if you
Speaker 3: guys have heard of the word dink before. Do you
Speaker 3: know what a dink is? You might be a dink,
Speaker 3: But coming up, I'm going to tell you exactly what
Speaker 3: it is and the pros and cons of why it
Speaker 3: might be a good idea to be a dink.
Speaker 5: All right, that's on the way. Congratulations again to Selena.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy for you. Slower pick up around Australia.
Speaker 3: Guys, I think that my Instagram algorithm is it's having
Speaker 3: to go with me nothing else.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of so many ways to
Speaker 1: taunt you then, but I'm just gonna let you tell
Speaker 1: a stories.
Speaker 4: That not a single one, not a single one came
Speaker 4: to mind.
Speaker 1: Were like, I'll let you go now that was appropriate
Speaker 1: for radio.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm dealing currently Lola. She's two years old, actually
Speaker 3: she's almost three.
Speaker 2: Little baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is my baby.
Speaker 2: She's your youngest and she.
Speaker 3: Is addicted to her dummy, and it's my fault. We've
Speaker 3: let this go on for so long. For a while there,
Speaker 3: I kept saying, Oh, she has a dummy, it's so
Speaker 3: comforting to her. And then I realized, actually, her dummy
Speaker 3: is comforting to me because she is quiet. What it
Speaker 3: is in her mouth, Like if there's ever a drama,
Speaker 3: if she's ever upset about something, angry about something, I'm like, here, dummy,
Speaker 3: it's a plug a mouth blog.
Speaker 1: What is this standard dummy exodus from my child?
Speaker 2: The age?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And they say around twelve months, is like
Speaker 3: it's recommended that your child stops being on a dummy.
Speaker 3: By twelve months, you've tripled it.
Speaker 2: Then they get those duck bill teeth. Their teeth can be.
Speaker 3: And that's the problem. Lola's teeth are a bit splayed.
Speaker 3: She's three years old anyway. So on the weekend, I
Speaker 3: was like, it's finally time the dummy's going. And it
Speaker 3: has been nothing but a trauma, like three nights in
Speaker 3: a year, both of us. She screamed all through the night,
Speaker 3: all day. It's like I won my dummy, O dummy,
Speaker 3: Like it's really really hard. Anyway, in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night, last night. I finally got her down to
Speaker 3: sleep after this like getting up, getting down, getting up,
Speaker 3: getting down. And then I was wired away because I've
Speaker 3: just been listening to her cry for an hour and
Speaker 3: a half. And I get on Instagram and I'm having
Speaker 3: a scroll and I come across this viral video which
Speaker 3: is all around dinks, and now I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: being trolled by dinks. And if you don't know what
Speaker 3: a dink is, it's a double income, no kids, and
Speaker 3: it's people who can live their life exactly how they
Speaker 3: want and sleep for the entire amount of time that
Speaker 3: they want to sleep.
Speaker 4: For Guilty, I'm guilty.
Speaker 3: I have listened to this audio. We'redinks.
Speaker 1: We go to Twitter Joe's and workout classes on the weekends.
Speaker 7: We're dinks. We get into snoppy hobbies like skiing and golfing.
Speaker 3: Or dinks we can go to Florida on a whim 'or.
Speaker 7: Dinks, we're already planning our European vacation next year. We'redinks.
Speaker 3: We get a fold eight hours of sleep and sometimes more.
Speaker 7: We'redinks. We get desserts and appetizers at restaurants.
Speaker 3: We'redinks. We can play with other kids. We got it.
Speaker 7: We still do it three times a week.
Speaker 5: We spend no discretionary income on Okay, that's enough time over.
Speaker 4: There, all right, we got it, your dink, So.
Speaker 5: We still do it three times a week. Do what
Speaker 5: puzzles and build pillow forts.
Speaker 4: Lego.
Speaker 3: Those there bad couple are not doing anything, that's for sure. No, Okay.
Speaker 3: One thing that made me feel better about myself is
Speaker 3: that they sound very annoying. So I was like, if
Speaker 3: that's what a dink is, I don't want to be it.
Speaker 4: No, I'm a dink and I'm not annoying.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you and Ben, you and your partnermight have no kids,
Speaker 5: You've got jewel income.
Speaker 4: And it is the best.
Speaker 1: And Laura, sometimes you have actually said that you're like
Speaker 1: this part of me that misses those days where like
Speaker 1: Ben and I we just decided in two weeks to
Speaker 1: go on a trip to the Maldives. We have a
Speaker 1: nice flight booked, we have amazing accommodation booked because we can.
Speaker 1: I don't have kids to worry about. I've got income
Speaker 1: that I am not I was gonna say, wasting on
Speaker 1: my kids, spending on my kids. So it just gives
Speaker 1: you that flexibility of spontaneity, no luxury.
Speaker 2: Laura saying how upset she is?
Speaker 3: How dare you?
Speaker 4: I think are great?
Speaker 3: I think you need to take that back because I
Speaker 3: have taken it back on the MALOFE have a wonderful
Speaker 3: Christmas plan. I'm going to the Aladulla Caravan Park and
Speaker 3: it's going to be great, and it's what would.
Speaker 1: You prefer a La Dulla caravan park or a trip
Speaker 1: to the Maldives with a lover?
Speaker 2: Well'm I sink. I'm a single income night kid, so.
Speaker 4: And you're coming on my holiday.
Speaker 2: I'm going with Brits.
Speaker 3: My god, do you know what? Sometimes you would trade
Speaker 3: it in, but I know we joke about this. There
Speaker 3: is nothing better and Christmas time for me, this has
Speaker 3: been like the real reminder. Even though I haven't slept
Speaker 3: at all and I'm spending all my money on my kids,
Speaker 3: this period of the years is now so much more special.
Speaker 3: Everything is so much more like joyful and merry and
Speaker 3: exciting because I have little kids and I'm not going
Speaker 3: to the Mount Dives.
Speaker 4: It's very special for me. On the private beach too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to look gorgeous in that bikini.
Speaker 1: Guys, you won't believe the encounter that I had yesterday.
Speaker 1: I had the most awkward naked encounter in daytime.
Speaker 3: What did you do? I'm going to tell you about it.
Speaker 2: Well, least you've got two incomes, so you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: That's next to the pickup.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: The most awkward thing happened to me yesterday. So I
Speaker 1: go through phases, but I'm in this era and now
Speaker 1: of like health wellness. Sometimes I'm in it. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: just want to sin a lounge and et pasta every
Speaker 1: day and donuts and not do anything.
Speaker 4: But I'm backing my health era.
Speaker 1: So I'm exercising every day, but I'm doing all the
Speaker 1: extra stuff. I'm having the ice bath and I'm going
Speaker 1: to saunas, and I'm just being holistic about my health.
Speaker 3: I think that's a very like Instagram version of health.
Speaker 3: It's like we're doing the exercise part again, it's science
Speaker 3: you're doing this. It's infrared saunas and the ice bar,
Speaker 3: so everyone's doing.
Speaker 1: What I love to do is saunas for me, like
Speaker 1: my real meditation. That's where not many people enjoy it
Speaker 1: because I get too hot, but I like to go
Speaker 1: in lay down.
Speaker 4: I have my headphones in I check out.
Speaker 1: I actually almost meditate in there, but I just listen
Speaker 1: to a podcasts or whatever. How long are you sitting
Speaker 1: there for forty five to fifty minutes?
Speaker 5: Is this in infrared or one of those old school infrared.
Speaker 1: I walked in yesterday and the place that I go
Speaker 1: to there's multiple rooms. It's not like one sauna and
Speaker 1: you have a number like you're up at it's third
Speaker 1: on the right or whatever.
Speaker 4: So I was walking up to.
Speaker 1: My room and I had my headphones in and I
Speaker 1: opened the door and I walked in and I closed
Speaker 1: the door. In a sauna room, if you've never been,
Speaker 1: it's literally just like there's a sink a shower. There's
Speaker 1: usually only a meter of space between the sink and
Speaker 1: the sauna, and they're all clear doors.
Speaker 4: So I've walked through my headphones in and I've.
Speaker 1: Put my bag down, I've turned around on the sink,
Speaker 1: I've taken my shirt off, I'm starting to undress, and
Speaker 1: through my headphones, I'm like hearing something like a knock
Speaker 1: and I was like, is.
Speaker 4: Someone at the door. And I was like, no, they're
Speaker 4: not at the door.
Speaker 1: I turn around, you naked, I have a bra on
Speaker 1: and no shirt on. I turn around and three feet
Speaker 1: in front of me, already in the sauna is a
Speaker 1: completely naked woman.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, you're in my sauna.
Speaker 4: She's like, you're in my THORNA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were definitely in hers.
Speaker 4: I walked into the wrong room.
Speaker 1: I had my headphones on, so I walked in and
Speaker 1: she's like, excuse me, but it's through the glass and
Speaker 1: I had my headphones, so I'm just liked, took my.
Speaker 4: Top off getting dressed, and she's there's nowhere to hide
Speaker 4: in you're naked, phoat.
Speaker 1: So she's just standing there and I was like, instead
Speaker 1: of running out, I had to put my top on.
Speaker 4: So it was slow and I started to apologize.
Speaker 3: It took.
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sorry. She's like it's okay, and
Speaker 4: I was like, it's just the wrong room. She's like,
Speaker 4: got it, Just get it out.
Speaker 1: And so I turned around with a top one run
Speaker 1: away and I hope I never see her again.
Speaker 4: But I never felt more awkward in my life.
Speaker 3: No, I think that this is okay. I think this
Speaker 3: is her fault, this is her problem. I don't know
Speaker 3: why you would get fully naked unless the doors are lockable,
Speaker 3: unless you're like safe in your little cocoon. Also, that's
Speaker 3: a public space. Why are you sitting in a sauna
Speaker 3: with your butt on the wood? Bit completely?
Speaker 4: No, I also go naked because you sit on a tack.
Speaker 4: You do have a towel. I always always go naked.
Speaker 4: But she's obviously just not locked the door.
Speaker 2: Do you ever want to see Brittany Hockley.
Speaker 5: Guys, she sits in a glass in the middle of
Speaker 5: the city naked on Thursdays at three pms.
Speaker 4: Have you ever done that? Though?
Speaker 1: Like, it's so mortifying, And I definitely didn't handle it
Speaker 1: well because I stayed to apologize instead of giving.
Speaker 2: The woman who was sweaty from the sauna.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's so near.
Speaker 3: The closest thing that I have come to that, Like,
Speaker 3: because when you're rushing around you've got two kids, right,
Speaker 3: you're never really paying attention to what you're doing. You
Speaker 3: kind of got like one hand on a kid, one
Speaker 3: eye on a kid. So we walked into the bathrooms
Speaker 3: were at the airport, walked into the toilets, and all
Speaker 3: you're thinking when you've got little kids is stop touching
Speaker 3: things in the public toilet, right. So I'm looking at
Speaker 3: both men and I'm like, did you get off the
Speaker 3: floor not touching things?
Speaker 4: Anyway, I licked the ball.
Speaker 3: I clung the door open, and I'm still yelling at
Speaker 3: one of my kids, and I look up and there's
Speaker 3: a poor woman in the middle of doing a poo,
Speaker 3: sitting on the toilet. You opened the door, just wide open,
Speaker 3: wide open, holding it open, people in the washing hair worse.
Speaker 3: And I did what you did. I was still not
Speaker 3: really computing what was going on, and I was seeing
Speaker 3: this woman and she was seeing me, and we were
Speaker 3: making eye contact, and then I was confused. I literally
Speaker 3: was started apologizing but slowly closing the door.
Speaker 4: She's turtle necking. She's like, just get out, just like
Speaker 4: there's no time.
Speaker 3: I'm so used to being in a toilet with people
Speaker 3: going to the toilet, because I'm always face wiping little
Speaker 3: kids bums. I didn't even think, like, hit hand.
Speaker 5: I've had I've had a situation very similar to that
Speaker 5: at a public toilet. It was just one of the
Speaker 5: ones in the city which with an electric door, which
Speaker 5: is a pub toilet. Yeah, anyway, I pushed the button.
Speaker 5: It was green, so they hadn't locked it, but I
Speaker 5: pushed it.
Speaker 2: The door slid open.
Speaker 5: Like we're in Star Wars and there is a woman
Speaker 5: staring at me direct like a dog. There's a kelpie
Speaker 5: doing a po in a bark, direct eye contact with me.
Speaker 5: So oh sorry, push the button again. But the door
Speaker 5: closes at the rate of a snail slow.
Speaker 3: It's like a.
Speaker 5: Slow So I'm walking here in the eyes and she's
Speaker 5: just like clenching it, trying to cut it off.
Speaker 4: Why did you maintain a night contact.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what to do. I was saying sorry
Speaker 2: with my eyes.
Speaker 3: You're just waving whiles the door shut. It's like an
Speaker 3: elevator door closing.
Speaker 4: And then when you put your hand in it opens again.
Speaker 2: The sensor goes up so bad. We're idiots. I feel
Speaker 2: like people have been in this situation.
Speaker 5: Surely thirteen one of six, five or right into us
Speaker 5: on the pickup socials, the pickup dot com dot A.
Speaker 2: You will give you five hundred bucks a chmist warehouse.
Speaker 2: Have you've got a story you.
Speaker 4: Can beat our stories? You will give you five hundred
Speaker 4: big ones?
Speaker 2: All right, everybody neck.
Speaker 5: It is arguably one of the saddest days of the
Speaker 5: year today, is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Happy?
Speaker 5: Statistically have a think? What do you think I mean? Today,
Speaker 5: Monday of the eleventh of December. What do you think
Speaker 5: happens most frequently on this day than any other day
Speaker 5: of the year. I think, and then we'll tell you
Speaker 5: next year at the pickup. Yes, it is Christmas and
Speaker 5: I know what you're thinking, What a jolly Mary season?
Speaker 3: Yeah, jolly Mary season.
Speaker 4: I love Christy time.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting really.
Speaker 5: Close to December twenty fifth. It is Monday, the eleventh
Speaker 5: of December. Christmas spirit is in full swing. Penone is
Speaker 5: available at all the grocery stores.
Speaker 2: You can get.
Speaker 5: Christmas pudding, you can get mince pies. You can also
Speaker 5: today get broken up with.
Speaker 3: That was very dramatic.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that took a turn. I didn't it coming.
Speaker 5: Well, I told you it's a shock because today, break
Speaker 5: up to you, Mary, break up.
Speaker 2: To you and your loved ones.
Speaker 5: Today is statistically the most frequent day that people get
Speaker 5: broken up with in the entire calendar year.
Speaker 2: Today, the eleventh of December.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, I think we must be getting
Speaker 3: our sources from the same place, because I knew this,
Speaker 3: And it's not just in the entire calendar, It's in
Speaker 3: the entire world.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: It's the whole universe. It's even in the main calendar.
Speaker 2: Is it really ancient Egyptians? Cleopatra was broken up with December.
Speaker 2: It's why she has that eye shadow. She was crying.
Speaker 4: It was a dark day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very dark day.
Speaker 3: Do you know what though? This makes sense? Okay? The
Speaker 3: reason for the breakups is because it's very strategic life maths.
Speaker 3: People are breaking up because either if you leave it
Speaker 3: too late, like if you leave it another week, then
Speaker 3: you've got to go into Christmas with that person, right Like,
Speaker 3: if you leave it a day or two days before Christmas,
Speaker 3: you were then a bit of an asshole because you
Speaker 3: broke up with them so close to Christmas. And if
Speaker 3: you don't do it before Christmas, you gotta wait all
Speaker 3: the way until New Year's so you can't do it.
Speaker 2: You could break up with someone I'm posing day as
Speaker 2: far as I'm.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that is breakup purgatory. That's like no man's land.
Speaker 1: You can't touch a relationship from Boxing Day until.
Speaker 2: New Years making this up as you go, actual rules.
Speaker 1: You have to break up from the main calendar.
Speaker 2: Did you watch your documentary on the weekend about the Mayos?
Speaker 3: No, guys? Okay, if you've been thinking about breaking up
Speaker 3: with your partner this time of year. It has to
Speaker 3: be done now because you can't. No, I'm being serious.
Speaker 4: All we will do it a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm looking out for you because I seriously think if
Speaker 3: you leave it too close to Christmas, it's so mean.
Speaker 3: And then if you do it directly after Christmas, like
Speaker 3: the day after or two days after, or you've just
Speaker 3: bought them a present, they've just had you over to
Speaker 3: their family house, you hung out with them.
Speaker 1: Mum.
Speaker 4: I think it goes further than that.
Speaker 1: I think it's financially very strategic, like we are in
Speaker 1: an economic crisis. If you don't think that's your forever person,
Speaker 1: you don't take them through a Christmas gift. You spend
Speaker 1: money off because you.
Speaker 3: Can't go through Christmas with.
Speaker 5: Le No, no, no, I think regardless of when you're
Speaker 5: broken up with, there's going to be a complaint. You
Speaker 5: break up with a girl and she goes. He broke
Speaker 5: up with me twelve months before my birthday. He broke
Speaker 5: with me six months before easing grow up.
Speaker 3: Why did you say when you break up with a girl,
Speaker 3: firstly you're gay and secondly, why is it just a
Speaker 3: girl who's complaining, literally break up one boys too.
Speaker 5: I'm becoming a conservative. I've decided today I'm changing my brain.
Speaker 4: You straight, he's a straight conservative.
Speaker 5: On thirteen one oh six, five were you broken up
Speaker 5: with today? Have you been broken up with? We put
Speaker 5: this on our socials. We got so many people.
Speaker 2: Is true?
Speaker 1: I did have someone writing I mean I find this
Speaker 1: one funny.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 1: He broke up with me two days after my dog
Speaker 1: died and said he needed to focus on his mental health.
Speaker 1: But his mental health came in the form of a
Speaker 1: girl he was at university with for the last six months.
Speaker 1: Always the case, his mental health was another relationship.
Speaker 2: Wow, was the dog real?
Speaker 5: That was?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was rue.
Speaker 3: That's so mean. I'm a couple of days out, but
Speaker 3: I was just dumped on Wednesday. We've been together for
Speaker 3: two and a half years and he's just said he
Speaker 3: doesn't love me anymore.
Speaker 4: Laura was so sad.
Speaker 5: That's really sad. O. Tash is called on thirteen one six.
Speaker 5: So I've hate Tash.
Speaker 2: What happened to you? Did you do the breaking up
Speaker 2: with or did it happen to you?
Speaker 8: I was the one doing the breaking up. Yes, I
Speaker 8: broke up with him, probably about this time last year. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: well together for a couple of months, and I just thought,
Speaker 8: you know, Christmas is around the corner. I'm not really
Speaker 8: feeling the relationship. I don't know what to get him,
Speaker 8: so I'd rather spend the money on myself than him.
Speaker 4: So very here it is.
Speaker 1: You don't want to buy a present that you don't
Speaker 1: need to strategic last math, Okay, how did he take
Speaker 1: the news?
Speaker 8: He was a bit gutted, but you know, yeah, I
Speaker 8: had no communication afterwards, so you kind of yeah, I
Speaker 8: hope you they're gay.
Speaker 3: Oh great, So here's my last question. You don't even
Speaker 3: send a message on Christmas Day. You don't say, oh,
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Why are you gonna send Christmas card? Dumpy, Hey, merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Sorry that I broke up with you in a ruin?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope you're own.
Speaker 2: He's a Yule log.
Speaker 4: She sends you missile toe.
Speaker 2: This you might get lucky. I can't kiss you, but
Speaker 2: hopefully someone else will. Oh god, well, good luck with you.
Speaker 2: Break ups everyone. We're going to go for the day.
Speaker 4: Have a great, great Christmas.
Speaker 3: You know what they say, leave people better than how
Speaker 3: you found them. We didn't do that today.
Speaker 2: Hope you're all right.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 2: We're going to go see you guys.