WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! Be careful... today is annual break up day! 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:22.400 Come on in everyone morning. Oh my god, it's not 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:31.280 the morning. What is wrong with me? Is three o'clock noon? Guys? Well, 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:33.199 I'm only having my first coffee of the day. That's 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:35.040 the problem, and that's why I feel like it's the morning. 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:38.520 I've tried to like take away my level of caffeine 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.240 and it's obviously affecting my brain. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:41.720 Do you smell burnt toes? 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.040 Stop that ABM coffee is not a good idea, though, 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:46.879 I can have. 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:47.760 A coffee and go to bed. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.120 Actually it doesn't do for me what it does for 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:50.800 some other people. 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.320 No, I'll be awake all night, but I'll be awake 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:53.840 anyway because my child doesn't sleep anymore. 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:55.440 Hey, I don't know if you guys saw the news. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.880 It's pretty big news in the Hollywood entertainment world. But 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.920 Selena Gomez, finally, I think, from the first time since 0:01:03.120 --> 0:01:05.520 Justin Bieber has come out in a relationship. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:07.039 Do we care? 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:07.559 Yeah? 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.480 Do I care? 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:11.120 We're invested in She is the most followed person in 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.160 the universe on Instagram. She's got like four hundred and 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.720 thirty million follows. People care or just you don't care? 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.200 No, people care? But I also think people care too much. 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.840 Like she's been trolled online. I mean, poor Hailey Bieber 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:22.720 is still being trolled and she's justin. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:24.640 Had now they Haley come into this because. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:26.800 I just don't understand why people get so hung up 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:27.160 for so. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.679 Long someone who's not interested. You know everyone's names, and 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.960 they broke up in July two thousand and seven. 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.880 But Laura Oh, is she in a relationship. She's been trolled. 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:38.920 About it because she's with Benny Blanco and they work 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.679 together years ago on this song that we probably played here, 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:44.880 so that now they've become full circle and they're back together. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:45.679 I think it's really cute. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:46.880 It's actually really cute. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.680 The reason people have a problem with it eight people 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.520 that are justin stands like, it's not justin but b. 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:55.760 Most of the people right are saying that they're on 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.320 different levels. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:57.160 People are like, she is. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:00.920 An absolute smoke show and he is maybe slightly less 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:06.920 put together and aesthetically, yeah, stay attractive for it. It's okay, bad, 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:08.480 but that's what people are saying. People are like, look 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.799 what you're batting down and she and I love this. 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:14.240 She's actually going back and commenting back to people being like, 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.800 excuse me, A, who are you? B I have literally 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.840 never been happier and no one has ever treated me better, 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:20.640 and I'm about it. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:22.600 Well, Selena Gomez, I know you don't care, but we're 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.200 happy for you. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:26.960 She's listening on the iHeartRadio app, no doubt. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:29.120 Well, coming up, I mean, I don't know if you 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.160 guys have heard of the word dink before. Do you 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.720 know what a dink is? You might be a dink, 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:36.600 But coming up, I'm going to tell you exactly what 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.600 it is and the pros and cons of why it 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.200 might be a good idea to be a dink. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.160 All right, that's on the way. Congratulations again to Selena. 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.840 I'm so happy for you. Slower pick up around Australia. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.680 Guys, I think that my Instagram algorithm is it's having 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.000 to go with me nothing else. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:55.440 I was trying to think of so many ways to 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:56.720 taunt you then, but I'm just gonna let you tell 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:57.399 a stories. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.600 That not a single one, not a single one came 0:02:59.680 --> 0:02:59.959 to mind. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:01.840 Were like, I'll let you go now that was appropriate 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:02.400 for radio. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:05.840 Okay, I'm dealing currently Lola. She's two years old, actually 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:06.800 she's almost three. 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:07.919 Little baby. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:09.360 Yeah, she is my baby. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.359 She's your youngest and she. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.280 Is addicted to her dummy, and it's my fault. We've 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.200 let this go on for so long. For a while there, 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.320 I kept saying, Oh, she has a dummy, it's so 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.919 comforting to her. And then I realized, actually, her dummy 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:24.400 is comforting to me because she is quiet. What it 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.480 is in her mouth, Like if there's ever a drama, 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:29.600 if she's ever upset about something, angry about something, I'm like, here, dummy, 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:31.080 it's a plug a mouth blog. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.840 What is this standard dummy exodus from my child? 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:35.360 The age? 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.760 Yeah, yeah, And they say around twelve months, is like 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.280 it's recommended that your child stops being on a dummy. 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:42.520 By twelve months, you've tripled it. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.720 Then they get those duck bill teeth. Their teeth can be. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.960 And that's the problem. Lola's teeth are a bit splayed. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:52.800 She's three years old anyway. So on the weekend, I 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.760 was like, it's finally time the dummy's going. And it 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.480 has been nothing but a trauma, like three nights in 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:02.920 a year, both of us. She screamed all through the night, 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:04.800 all day. It's like I won my dummy, O dummy, 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.480 Like it's really really hard. Anyway, in the middle of 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.480 the night, last night. I finally got her down to 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.200 sleep after this like getting up, getting down, getting up, 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.440 getting down. And then I was wired away because I've 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:16.120 just been listening to her cry for an hour and 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.800 a half. And I get on Instagram and I'm having 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:22.080 a scroll and I come across this viral video which 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.800 is all around dinks, and now I feel like I'm 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.000 being trolled by dinks. And if you don't know what 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:29.960 a dink is, it's a double income, no kids, and 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.400 it's people who can live their life exactly how they 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:34.480 want and sleep for the entire amount of time that 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:35.080 they want to sleep. 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:36.240 For Guilty, I'm guilty. 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.920 I have listened to this audio. We'redinks. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.280 We go to Twitter Joe's and workout classes on the weekends. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.120 We're dinks. We get into snoppy hobbies like skiing and golfing. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.880 Or dinks we can go to Florida on a whim 'or. 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:48.880 Dinks, we're already planning our European vacation next year. We'redinks. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:51.400 We get a fold eight hours of sleep and sometimes more. 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.479 We'redinks. We get desserts and appetizers at restaurants. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:57.080 We'redinks. We can play with other kids. We got it. 0:04:57.920 --> 0:05:00.000 We still do it three times a week. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:05.760 We spend no discretionary income on Okay, that's enough time over. 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.359 There, all right, we got it, your dink, So. 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.520 We still do it three times a week. Do what 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.239 puzzles and build pillow forts. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:13.200 Lego. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.800 Those there bad couple are not doing anything, that's for sure. No, Okay. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.359 One thing that made me feel better about myself is 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.480 that they sound very annoying. So I was like, if 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.040 that's what a dink is, I don't want to be it. 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:23.680 No, I'm a dink and I'm not annoying. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.480 Sometimes you and Ben, you and your partnermight have no kids, 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:27.800 You've got jewel income. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:28.880 And it is the best. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.520 And Laura, sometimes you have actually said that you're like 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.159 this part of me that misses those days where like 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.919 Ben and I we just decided in two weeks to 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.920 go on a trip to the Maldives. We have a 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.800 nice flight booked, we have amazing accommodation booked because we can. 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:45.280 I don't have kids to worry about. I've got income 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.240 that I am not I was gonna say, wasting on 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.920 my kids, spending on my kids. So it just gives 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.520 you that flexibility of spontaneity, no luxury. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.560 Laura saying how upset she is? 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:55.360 How dare you? 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:57.040 I think are great? 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:58.800 I think you need to take that back because I 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:00.800 have taken it back on the MALOFE have a wonderful 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.599 Christmas plan. I'm going to the Aladulla Caravan Park and 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.480 it's going to be great, and it's what would. 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:08.040 You prefer a La Dulla caravan park or a trip 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:08.960 to the Maldives with a lover? 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.840 Well'm I sink. I'm a single income night kid, so. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:13.159 And you're coming on my holiday. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:14.159 I'm going with Brits. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.560 My god, do you know what? Sometimes you would trade 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.080 it in, but I know we joke about this. There 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:22.680 is nothing better and Christmas time for me, this has 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:25.400 been like the real reminder. Even though I haven't slept 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.520 at all and I'm spending all my money on my kids, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.120 this period of the years is now so much more special. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:34.200 Everything is so much more like joyful and merry and 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.200 exciting because I have little kids and I'm not going 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:38.120 to the Mount Dives. 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.240 It's very special for me. On the private beach too. 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:41.839 Yeah, you're going to look gorgeous in that bikini. 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.640 Guys, you won't believe the encounter that I had yesterday. 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:49.719 I had the most awkward naked encounter in daytime. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.039 What did you do? I'm going to tell you about it. 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.680 Well, least you've got two incomes, so you'll be fine. 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:56.800 That's next to the pickup. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:58.320 Guys. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:00.800 The most awkward thing happened to me yesterday. So I 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.920 go through phases, but I'm in this era and now 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.320 of like health wellness. Sometimes I'm in it. Sometimes I 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:06.720 just want to sin a lounge and et pasta every 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.040 day and donuts and not do anything. 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:09.479 But I'm backing my health era. 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.800 So I'm exercising every day, but I'm doing all the 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:13.840 extra stuff. I'm having the ice bath and I'm going 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:17.720 to saunas, and I'm just being holistic about my health. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.960 I think that's a very like Instagram version of health. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:23.040 It's like we're doing the exercise part again, it's science 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:26.680 you're doing this. It's infrared saunas and the ice bar, 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:27.840 so everyone's doing. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:29.840 What I love to do is saunas for me, like 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.680 my real meditation. That's where not many people enjoy it 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:34.200 because I get too hot, but I like to go 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:34.760 in lay down. 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:36.840 I have my headphones in I check out. 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.400 I actually almost meditate in there, but I just listen 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.120 to a podcasts or whatever. How long are you sitting 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:43.520 there for forty five to fifty minutes? 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.080 Is this in infrared or one of those old school infrared. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.960 I walked in yesterday and the place that I go 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.480 to there's multiple rooms. It's not like one sauna and 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.080 you have a number like you're up at it's third 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.520 on the right or whatever. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:58.080 So I was walking up to. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.440 My room and I had my headphones in and I 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.960 opened the door and I walked in and I closed 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:05.200 the door. In a sauna room, if you've never been, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.520 it's literally just like there's a sink a shower. There's 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.880 usually only a meter of space between the sink and 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.800 the sauna, and they're all clear doors. 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:13.400 So I've walked through my headphones in and I've. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.840 Put my bag down, I've turned around on the sink, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.680 I've taken my shirt off, I'm starting to undress, and 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:24.000 through my headphones, I'm like hearing something like a knock 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:24.920 and I was like, is. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:26.480 Someone at the door. And I was like, no, they're 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:27.000 not at the door. 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:30.560 I turn around, you naked, I have a bra on 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:34.640 and no shirt on. I turn around and three feet 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:37.480 in front of me, already in the sauna is a 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:38.880 completely naked woman. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:44.240 I was like, oh my god, you're in my sauna. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:45.840 She's like, you're in my THORNA. 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:47.480 Yeah, you were definitely in hers. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.120 I walked into the wrong room. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.800 I had my headphones on, so I walked in and 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.000 she's like, excuse me, but it's through the glass and 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:55.280 I had my headphones, so I'm just liked, took my. 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.720 Top off getting dressed, and she's there's nowhere to hide 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.520 in you're naked, phoat. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.400 So she's just standing there and I was like, instead 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:05.319 of running out, I had to put my top on. 0:09:05.400 --> 0:09:07.439 So it was slow and I started to apologize. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:07.720 It took. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.280 I was like, I'm sorry. She's like it's okay, and 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.559 I was like, it's just the wrong room. She's like, 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:12.920 got it, Just get it out. 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:15.199 And so I turned around with a top one run 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:16.400 away and I hope I never see her again. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.840 But I never felt more awkward in my life. 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.400 No, I think that this is okay. I think this 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.880 is her fault, this is her problem. I don't know 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.080 why you would get fully naked unless the doors are lockable, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.360 unless you're like safe in your little cocoon. Also, that's 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:33.200 a public space. Why are you sitting in a sauna 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.160 with your butt on the wood? Bit completely? 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.520 No, I also go naked because you sit on a tack. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.360 You do have a towel. I always always go naked. 0:09:41.400 --> 0:09:43.440 But she's obviously just not locked the door. 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:44.840 Do you ever want to see Brittany Hockley. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:48.520 Guys, she sits in a glass in the middle of 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:50.920 the city naked on Thursdays at three pms. 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:53.480 Have you ever done that? Though? 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.800 Like, it's so mortifying, And I definitely didn't handle it 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.280 well because I stayed to apologize instead of giving. 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.600 The woman who was sweaty from the sauna. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:00.800 I was like, it's so near. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.920 The closest thing that I have come to that, Like, 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.280 because when you're rushing around you've got two kids, right, 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.079 you're never really paying attention to what you're doing. You 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:08.559 kind of got like one hand on a kid, one 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.120 eye on a kid. So we walked into the bathrooms 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.920 were at the airport, walked into the toilets, and all 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.280 you're thinking when you've got little kids is stop touching 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.200 things in the public toilet, right. So I'm looking at 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:19.839 both men and I'm like, did you get off the 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:21.160 floor not touching things? 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:22.320 Anyway, I licked the ball. 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.520 I clung the door open, and I'm still yelling at 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.200 one of my kids, and I look up and there's 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:27.960 a poor woman in the middle of doing a poo, 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.360 sitting on the toilet. You opened the door, just wide open, 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:34.679 wide open, holding it open, people in the washing hair worse. 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:38.360 And I did what you did. I was still not 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:41.040 really computing what was going on, and I was seeing 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.320 this woman and she was seeing me, and we were 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.640 making eye contact, and then I was confused. I literally 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:49.920 was started apologizing but slowly closing the door. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:54.120 She's turtle necking. She's like, just get out, just like 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:54.959 there's no time. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:57.640 I'm so used to being in a toilet with people 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.840 going to the toilet, because I'm always face wiping little 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.640 kids bums. I didn't even think, like, hit hand. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:08.160 I've had I've had a situation very similar to that 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:10.079 at a public toilet. It was just one of the 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.200 ones in the city which with an electric door, which 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.960 is a pub toilet. Yeah, anyway, I pushed the button. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.560 It was green, so they hadn't locked it, but I 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:16.960 pushed it. 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:17.880 The door slid open. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:19.800 Like we're in Star Wars and there is a woman 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.440 staring at me direct like a dog. There's a kelpie 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:24.760 doing a po in a bark, direct eye contact with me. 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:27.400 So oh sorry, push the button again. But the door 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.960 closes at the rate of a snail slow. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:30.480 It's like a. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:33.080 Slow So I'm walking here in the eyes and she's 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.000 just like clenching it, trying to cut it off. 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:36.800 Why did you maintain a night contact. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.480 I didn't know what to do. I was saying sorry 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:39.080 with my eyes. 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.800 You're just waving whiles the door shut. It's like an 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.160 elevator door closing. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:43.720 And then when you put your hand in it opens again. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:47.120 The sensor goes up so bad. We're idiots. I feel 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:48.760 like people have been in this situation. 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:51.280 Surely thirteen one of six, five or right into us 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.160 on the pickup socials, the pickup dot com dot A. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.920 You will give you five hundred bucks a chmist warehouse. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:55.839 Have you've got a story you. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:57.840 Can beat our stories? You will give you five hundred 0:11:57.880 --> 0:11:58.320 big ones? 0:11:58.360 --> 0:11:59.839 All right, everybody neck. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.199 It is arguably one of the saddest days of the 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:04.520 year today, is that? 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:04.920 Yeah? 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:05.839 Happy? 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.320 Statistically have a think? What do you think I mean? Today, 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.400 Monday of the eleventh of December. What do you think 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:12.840 happens most frequently on this day than any other day 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.520 of the year. I think, and then we'll tell you 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.480 next year at the pickup. Yes, it is Christmas and 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:19.840 I know what you're thinking, What a jolly Mary season? 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.880 Yeah, jolly Mary season. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:22.760 I love Christy time. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:23.760 I'm not getting really. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.640 Close to December twenty fifth. It is Monday, the eleventh 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:30.360 of December. Christmas spirit is in full swing. Penone is 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.280 available at all the grocery stores. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:32.760 You can get. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.720 Christmas pudding, you can get mince pies. You can also 0:12:35.800 --> 0:12:37.559 today get broken up with. 0:12:38.360 --> 0:12:39.240 That was very dramatic. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:41.320 Oh wow, that took a turn. I didn't it coming. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.680 Well, I told you it's a shock because today, break 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:45.120 up to you, Mary, break up. 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:46.559 To you and your loved ones. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:50.439 Today is statistically the most frequent day that people get 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.439 broken up with in the entire calendar year. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.160 Today, the eleventh of December. 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:55.640 Do you know what, I think we must be getting 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.480 our sources from the same place, because I knew this, 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.600 And it's not just in the entire calendar, It's in 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:01.600 the entire world. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:02.400 Isn't that crazy? 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.920 It's the whole universe. It's even in the main calendar. 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:09.160 Is it really ancient Egyptians? Cleopatra was broken up with December. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:10.920 It's why she has that eye shadow. She was crying. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:11.600 It was a dark day. 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:12.760 Yeah, it was very dark day. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.360 Do you know what though? This makes sense? Okay? The 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:18.200 reason for the breakups is because it's very strategic life maths. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.560 People are breaking up because either if you leave it 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:23.320 too late, like if you leave it another week, then 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.320 you've got to go into Christmas with that person, right Like, 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.480 if you leave it a day or two days before Christmas, 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.240 you were then a bit of an asshole because you 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.520 broke up with them so close to Christmas. And if 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.200 you don't do it before Christmas, you gotta wait all 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.400 the way until New Year's so you can't do it. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:38.440 You could break up with someone I'm posing day as 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:39.040 far as I'm. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.440 Oh no, that is breakup purgatory. That's like no man's land. 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:46.480 You can't touch a relationship from Boxing Day until. 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.520 New Years making this up as you go, actual rules. 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:52.400 You have to break up from the main calendar. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.640 Did you watch your documentary on the weekend about the Mayos? 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:58.280 No, guys? Okay, if you've been thinking about breaking up 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.840 with your partner this time of year. It has to 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:02.840 be done now because you can't. No, I'm being serious. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:05.560 All we will do it a lot. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:07.800 I'm looking out for you because I seriously think if 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:10.080 you leave it too close to Christmas, it's so mean. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.400 And then if you do it directly after Christmas, like 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:14.520 the day after or two days after, or you've just 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.320 bought them a present, they've just had you over to 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:17.920 their family house, you hung out with them. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.240 Mum. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:19.640 I think it goes further than that. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.360 I think it's financially very strategic, like we are in 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.720 an economic crisis. If you don't think that's your forever person, 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.960 you don't take them through a Christmas gift. You spend 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:29.840 money off because you. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:30.960 Can't go through Christmas with. 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:33.880 Le No, no, no, I think regardless of when you're 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:35.720 broken up with, there's going to be a complaint. You 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.480 break up with a girl and she goes. He broke 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.960 up with me twelve months before my birthday. He broke 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.040 with me six months before easing grow up. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.000 Why did you say when you break up with a girl, 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:47.720 firstly you're gay and secondly, why is it just a 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:50.640 girl who's complaining, literally break up one boys too. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.680 I'm becoming a conservative. I've decided today I'm changing my brain. 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.000 You straight, he's a straight conservative. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.440 On thirteen one oh six, five were you broken up 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:00.120 with today? Have you been broken up with? We put 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:01.840 this on our socials. We got so many people. 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:02.760 Is true? 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.440 I did have someone writing I mean I find this 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:05.960 one funny. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:06.440 Sorry. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:08.760 He broke up with me two days after my dog 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.440 died and said he needed to focus on his mental health. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.600 But his mental health came in the form of a 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.600 girl he was at university with for the last six months. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.600 Always the case, his mental health was another relationship. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.560 Wow, was the dog real? 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:22.280