WEBVTT - The best of THE PICKUP - 22nd May 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:05.240 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:09.080 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.880 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:15.320 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:16.080 people's today. 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:19.560 This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:23.920 Hey guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:24.440 on Card. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.239 This is our radio show. 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.440 We package this bad boy up all the best bits 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:29.880 of the radio from the week, and we had a 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:30.600 really good week. 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:32.479 Actually we did what happened to the roll call? We 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:33.280 norm we do a roll ca. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:41.479 Here's Misterie, He's Laura Ben. Something happened to me recently 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:43.920 and I'm still recovering from it. I think. Also my darling, 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.920 little Molly May, who's four years old, is also recovering 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.760 from the same experience. Oh that's not a good opener 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.959 to a story. No, no, And look, Matt and I 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.680 I'm not really sure what the best way to approach 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:57.360 this is, but look I might get your opinions on it. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:02.120 So the other night Matt and I were doing the 0:01:02.200 --> 0:01:05.440 Horizontal Dance of Love. It was very late at night. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.319 It was like eleven thirty Yeah, eleven thirty pm. You know, 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.679 the guy got lucky not to give you guys too 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.200 many details. But anyway, we're in the middle of it. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.399 And how do I describe this at a very appropriate time? 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:20.280 You were two minutes deep, You're in the middle. We 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:24.400 got there, yeah, yeah, we were halfway through, two minutes gone. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:29.840 And I hear this pat and then literally instantly I 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.959 looked to my left and there's Mary standing about twenty 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.600 centimeters from my face, like face to face. I rolled 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.160 over to make face to face eye contact with my daughter. 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:40.720 Hang on, what was where were you? 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:42.080 Missionary? 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:43.919 Okay, with the blankets off. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:47.920 Off, off off, socks on or off, irrelevant, but I 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:49.760 need to know zero. So there was nothing, There was 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:52.360 nothing between. There's no blankets. There was nowhere to hide, 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.120 there was nowhere to go. It was full exposure. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:55.120 We were you quiet? 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:55.600 No? 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.240 Oh, I think we woke her up? 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:57.880 What was it like? 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.160 No, we don't need we don't need. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.640 Vocals on that. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.840 That'll get us canceled. Anyway. So I and Molly gets 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:06.440 into bed with us every night, so we should have 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:09.320 known better. But she always hops into bed, has a 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.600 little cuddle usually, but usually she gets in bed with 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.400 us around two o'clock in the morning, so we kind 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:14.360 of had a bit of time to spare. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:14.600 Yeah. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:16.480 Anyway, I roll over and I look at it, and 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.560 I go, oh, my god, Hi. Actually no, I swore 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.000 it was my first reaction because I was absolutely startled. 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.800 I swore at her by accident, and then I was like, 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:28.320 oh my god, my little darling, Ah, I think you 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.400 should go back to your own bed tonight. And she 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:34.880 just looked at us, looked us up and down, and went, okay, mummy, Oh, 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.040 I'll go back to my bed. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.760 He knew something was up, and it wasn't just you 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.400 know what, It's. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.760 The first time in her entire four years of life 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:46.600 that halfway like that she's ever come into bed and 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.240 then voluntarily left and gone back to her own bed. 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.680 Didn't Matt know what was going on because you just 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:52.240 made contact? 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.800 Yes, he stopped as well. He figured out what. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.160 I just wanted to know. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.840 If maybe he didn't know because you saw it, then 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.720 if you said, my little darling, it was a whole thing. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.560 Oh no, we stopped like it was like it was 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.000 a real freeze moment. You mean, was Matt confused if 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:09.559 in the heat of the moment. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.280 Laura called him, that's what I was worried about. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.079 Some questions there. I'm just worried about all the therapy 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:16.320 I'm going to have to pay for for my child. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:19.799 Like four, she might remember. Four is old enough to 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.440 almost remember. I mean she's almost four, four and two weeks. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:23.960 But at the end of the day, that's the best 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.240 position to be caught in by your child because it 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:27.600 could just be a cuddle. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.160 Yeah, it is a cuddle. We told her we were wrestling. 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.320 He was giving me. Just say, we'll cuddling. You don't 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.480 have to go w w S. No, daddy's just giving 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:36.240 mommy a tickle. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:37.320 W w E. 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:41.240 What's w w W is the Wildlife Foundation? 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:46.320 It could also be the Wildlife very easily? Did you 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.440 look a little bit like a Dave Attenborough documentary. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.400 She's going to go to school, the man mounts the 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:52.840 woman in the mist. 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.000 Anyway, Look, I don't I got no advice from you. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:56.520 Thanks for that. 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.880 You're on the wrong show. You think we're gonna give 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:01.320 me advice. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.560 We're all having an argument in the studio because listen, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.840 Laura and I and I'm not afraid to say it 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.280 are free range farterers. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:11.119 Yeah, not in front of each other, but in front 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.520 of our partners. I wouldn't fart in front of you, Mitch, Well, 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.720 why is that any different? Okay, hang on, let's just 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:16.280 set this up. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.400 We've been in a heated discussion basically every break that 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:21.720 we've had for the last two weeks. I reckon this 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.880 has come up a few times, this farting conversation. It's 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:27.640 not the first time it's happened. You both think it 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:31.599 is wildly okay to let one rip in front of 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:35.320 your loved ones, and I totally fine, of course, if 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:38.240 that ever happens to me, I'm very ill and it's. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:42.640 Popped out on its own, or or I'm possibly dying. 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.480 You're asleep sometimes sometimes when a little wiz pop will 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.840 fall out in your sleep, it's a free for all. 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:52.040 But conversely too, I don't want my partner to fud 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:52.800 in front of me ill. 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.520 If my partner drops one, I'm like, I wanna think 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.840 you're sexy, and when you're walking around dropping bombs that 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.800 could knock someone out, I don't find it attractive. I'm 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.080 pretty sure Maddie Jay saves them up and walks into 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:04.839 whatever room I'm in. 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:06.840 He does it that often. I'm pretty sure he brings 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:07.679 them over like a present. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.520 I'm pretty sure you're wedding. He cropped us to down 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:09.919 the aisle. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:11.800 Yeah, he was like, I'm so glad that all my 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:12.440 loved ones are here. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:13.520 They farted. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.800 I would not marry someone and this is this is 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:20.400 genuine truth. I'm not embellishing. If I hadn't heard them fart, 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:20.919 I would not. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:22.000 I'm not jacking. I wouldn't. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:23.920 Why because what does that mean if I haven't farted? 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.960 Because they have no inhibitions around me and I love 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.680 He's pure and it's real, and it's not an. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:31.720 Act, puran real We need to put it out. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.599 If you're a fartherer or not farther in front of 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.440 your partner, please call in because I'm feeling very attacked. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.960 It's two versus one here. They've backed me into a corner. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:44.400 They're fining me into the corner. We're in a tiny studio. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.880 That's not that's sound effects. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.599 No, Laura, I could not be like that. Laura would 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.760 be No, would not. I gat what would my heart be? 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:52.920 And I'm going to be offended because I know what 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:53.800 you want to do. My fart. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:54.719 This is Mitch. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:01.800 Okay, that's what I. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.920 Cannot believe that this is where this show has fallen. 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:08.200 Ste is called it's support and the anti fartist. Perhaps 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.279 High Stepp to fart or not to fart? That is 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:10.719 a question? 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.479 Absolutely not yes day? 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.920 Sorry? How long have you been in a relationship for. 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:22.400 I'm not currently in a relationship, but my longest relationship 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:24.080 has been about four years. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.800 So you've spent four years of no farting. God, you 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.080 must have had some stomach cramps. 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:33.640 I just don't feel the need. And if I did, 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.760 then I would go to the bathroom. I just that 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.960 is a line I will never cross. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:40.240 Okay. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.800 So you're lying in bed with your beautiful partner and 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.479 you feel it. It travels from your tummy down the small 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:47.039 intestine into the butt cavity. 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.640 What do you do? You suck it back up? Like 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:53.920 that's ridiculous. You get up and what you to walk 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.159 in pantry step? 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.240 You don't have to go and do it on the 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.040 food mits. Why are we in the pantry steph? 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:00.279 What would you do? You're in bed? 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:01.280 You need to whiz pop. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:06.719 If they were asleep, I probably would. If they were awake, 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:08.360 I would go to the bathroom. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:11.120 Okay, So what I'm understanding is that is that you 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.280 guys have no issue with your partner actually breathing in 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.120 the smell. You just don't want them to hear the sound. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.400 That's what it is. If you'll do it when they're asleep, 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.400 then you're like whatever, min, I don't really smell. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:21.600 I'm mind not like super cute. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.559 And oh I have been in a room when you fared. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.800 I went home, but I was out in. 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:31.360 The car talking. You heard me. I have actually bridged 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.520 it in front of me on purpose, and it was 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:35.440 not as far. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:39.520 Hi, Toby to fart or not to fart? Toabs What 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:44.800 do you do in the relationship? What Toby, Toby, do 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.440 you far or do you not far in front of 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:46.960 your partner? 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:47.440 Oh? 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.560 Yeah, of course, Toby. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:50.960 I knew you were going to say that from as 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:52.560 soon as you said hello. I was like, this kind 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.680 of far you could just tell. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.360 And let me tell you. Are you in the happiest 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.200 relationship you've ever been in? Toby? Of course he is, 0:07:59.200 --> 0:07:59.840 because he farts. 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.040 I can crows in the back. He's the aussiest guy 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.080 that's ever been on the show. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.000 I know, absolutely, And with crows final call this will 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:07.360 make or break it? 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.520 Kylie to fart or not to fart in front of 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:10.720 your partner? What be the question? 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:15.120 Well, for me, yes, but my mom she has spent 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.920 thirty years with my dad and never has in front 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:19.560 of him at all. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:23.880 My parents, my parents have been married for forty six 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.200 years and neither of them have ever intentionally let one 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:28.560 go in front of each other. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:31.360 And I applaud that my dad does. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:33.760 He is a little good time, and then my mom doesn't. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.160 And does your mom not think it's gross? She always 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.720 like ew, yeah, she tells him off. 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.400 Yeah, And he still believes that she can't. He physically 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:41.960 can't do it. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.960 But I think it's an imbalance of power in that relationship. 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.800 In my relationship, Ben respects, I'm sure he wants to 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.959 let them rip, but he respects that I don't like it, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:53.400 and he will always leave the room and I know 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:54.920 he's going to do it because he's like ducks out 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:55.400 for no reason. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:56.640 I was like, did you just go and let one? 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:59.440 He's like, yeah, had to, couldn't. Your poor partner had 0:08:59.440 --> 0:08:59.880 the worst time. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:01.600 Ben wants to do it in front of you. He's 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.040 just terrified. Sorry, that's true. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.640 Now, it's called respect. I'm terrified at Britain. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:06.240 Not dating it. 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.680 All right, that's enough. 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:10.080 Wow, this is this debate could go on forever and ever, 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.360 but like a fart, it was over, just like that. 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:14.959 Now our next guest you two. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:18.520 Know very intimately from his days. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:22.080 Hosting The Bachelor, maybe the Mast Singer, or maybe he's 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.040 Sydney Comedy Festival show this Friday. 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:29.880 Osha Gunsberg is here. Hih hi body, nice to. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.040 See Nice to see you all, and it's nice to 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:36.880 see you in happier circumstances today, Laura. The last time 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.240 we were together it was it was a playdate. I 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.160 don't know if you guys heard about this. No, last 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.560 time we were there was a play that we got 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.400 the kids together. It was super fun. We were down 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:49.400 at the park and who did I take for a ride? 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.760 I took you took Matt on the back of your 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:55.960 electric bike, scoot it out of there, And it was 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.640 we were there with our two little girls, and Osh 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:03.600 was there with Wolfe boy, and we saw so Matt 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.240 and Osher off they went on the electric bike off 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.000 into the distance and they were just going very slow 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:09.520 and Wolfe was run along side. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.280 Cargo bike and still that I take the kids down 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:16.600 the beach and it's really fine, okay, riding through a park, 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.960 Matt and Osher tandem going through Brondie Park. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.320 He was really cute and did it Trigg you lost 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:22.160 a kid, Laura. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.120 Yeah. So about fifteen minutes later, Osha comes down. 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:26.200 O my god, my heart's breaking. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:30.080 It was horrific. Fifteen minutes later, Osha comes back and 0:10:30.120 --> 0:10:31.920 there was no Wolfy and we're like, oh, Wolf's with you, 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:33.600 and he was like, no, he's with you. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.319 Oh no. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:38.480 And he had been gone, just gone for fifteen minutes. 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:41.240 And this was the very first time that I think, Osher, 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:42.680 you had ever lost a child. And I was like, 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:44.439 don't worry. I lose them all the time. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:46.480 I was like, no problem, they'll come. 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.720 They always popped back up. And we found him. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:51.280 Just because he saw us going. He saw us going 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.599 and he ran after us. But I didn't realize he 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:57.320 was running after us because he wanted to be a 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.440 part of it. And then he ran and he couldn't 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:05.040 keep Oh. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:06.800 I mean, you. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.840 Can laugh at my heart actually breaking. But any parent 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.079 who's had this happen to them knows how much that 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.520 heart hurts. Right now, because everyone listening who's everyone's everyone 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.600 I've told this to They go, oh, yeah, I've done that. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.160 Like good. Then here's the little legend, the bloody legend. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.600 He went and found someone. He found a lifeguard. He's 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:26.520 been watching a lot of Bond By Rescue. He found 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:27.559 the lifeguard. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.600 Do you think he found the lifeguard? 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:30.880 Do you think the lifeguard's like this. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:33.280 Little child he's wandering around on his own and they 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:34.360 found here. No, he didn't. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.480 He knew, he knew to go and find the lifeguard. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.920 And he said, I'm lost. And then I'm riding around 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.000 like nothing on earth on this bike. I'm in full 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:45.200 turbo mode now, burning around the park. And I see 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.480 the lifeguard bending down, and I see him chatting to 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:51.559 Wolfeet and there was a reunification, and by God. 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:53.480 And you never give him wolf to Laura burn again. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:53.720 You know. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.280 Yeah, it is weird because I Wash has never asked 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:58.400 us back to the park for another playdate since that 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:01.200 was last the first and only that I. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:03.080 Would really love to go back to the park another 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:05.240 play date. It was really fun, It was really, really 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:08.720 really fun. But yeah, it's it's it's a right of passage, 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:11.400 I think because I remember being lost as little kid too. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.160 You know, it comes with being more adventurous as a 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.400 kid that you start going and seeing what's over there, 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.440 and you're also you know, you're very inquisitive when you're young, 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.000 and and certainly when it's a big sunny day and 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.640 there's lots of people everywhere and everyone's knees look the same, 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:25.760 because that's the line. 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.000 Yes, yes, maybe that's what turned me gay. Maybe I 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.360 was lost at the day that I was crutch hit. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.679 Maybe that's maybe that's my trauma stuff. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.760 Female genitalia at crutch height as well. 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:38.520 Oh, I was. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.160 Just the thing like having There's been people in my 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:46.520 life that I have watched grow and Mitch, I'm telling you, 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.880 like real early on, it's got nothing to do with sexuality. Okay, 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.960 all right, it's got nothing to do with sexual attraction. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:53.920 I should say it's nothing to do with it's just 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.160 oh yeah, there you go. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.640 We always get philosophical with I mean, well, speaking of 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.679 sexual attraction the Bachelor, that's one thing that does happen 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:05.160 on that show. The Batch is going to be filmed 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:07.440 in Melbourne this year. But I want to know how 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.560 on earth are the girls going to get around in 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.200 their you know, skimpy little dresses. How are you going 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:14.160 to do the red carpet when everyone's going to be 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:15.960 wearing skivvy's and cargo pants. 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:20.760 The only thing that is important in any kind of 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.840 television and in any kind of radio is the reveal. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:26.680 All Right, it's minus two degrees. 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.440 What better a reveal than Oh, what's sord of that coat? 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:32.839 Oh? Frozen nipples? 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:36.520 Look me in the eye and tell me you've never 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.280 gone on someone's front door, and then it's been an overcoat. 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.440 Not much else. Come on, it's like the greatest thing 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:42.880 in the world. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:44.679 Yeah, that's fine. The allure of its. 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.040 Sort of thing happened. These things happen. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.240 It is going to be filmed in the middle of winter, 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.880 though in Melbourne, so it will be particularly cold because 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.600 I remember when our season was filmed. It was the 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.800 middle of winter in Glenory and even that was really 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.840 cold trying to do the cocktail parties. I can't imagine 0:13:58.840 --> 0:13:59.280 what this season. 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.160 They go back with the three bachelors again or are 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:03.080 we doing something different? 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:03.679 What's happening? 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.120 This is this is a conversation above my pray grade. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.280 I turned up. No, I don't you know me? And 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:11.320 you can ask any of the people that you've worked 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.480 with on this, like, they will tell you no, no. The 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.840 first time I met him was on camera, So I 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:16.280 don't know. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:18.400 I really know some people that have been asked to 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:19.040 be a Bachelor. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:22.040 Actually I do have some inside goss, but I'm I 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.600 think they turned it down. So but I know that 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.520 the Yeah, the car sing has been out there and 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:27.440 the nets have been wide. 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:28.800 They're still hunting, you think, Britt. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:32.640 I think they're still hunting. I like the new format 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.520 of the Three Bachelors. The only thing though, is that 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.440 it was very fast. I felt like we didn't get 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.240 a chance to meet all the girls as much as 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:40.360 what you do in past seasons because they have to 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.800 fit so many people and so many love stories into 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:43.720 the same length of time. 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:44.040 Yeah. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:45.400 I like the gold Coast of it all. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.920 USHER like the fact that it was filmed on the 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.720 GC and they could like sleep together. There was an 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.840 open door policy. Is that going to continue in Melbourne 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:53.280 or is it going to be like an open coffee 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:54.280 like you're going to go get picked. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.880 I for one, will miss not taking a jet ski 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.640 to work. That was a good chat about being on 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.880 the goal and you know, avoiding a neck tattoo as 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:07.880 I scooted through certain paradise so much lucky I had 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.960 my motorbike with me so I could go extra quick 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.280 past Wheeland Street. Because I don't know if you've ever 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.760 spent I grew up in queenslanda like I was living 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.120 and where the match was. What was on the you 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:22.680 know surface, paradise. I don't know who put paradise in it, 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.680 but it ain't I'll tell you that. What was the 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:25.960 I'm really looking forward. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:26.360 Look Melt. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:29.360 What's beautiful about Melt? Melbourne's amazing. It's it's it's people 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.920 out on the street. It's it's there's lots of things 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:34.240 to see. There's lots of things to do. There's there's 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:38.360 cozy firesides, there's you know, there's there's thick shag rugs. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.840 There's all kinds of lovely, warm, cozy things to be 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:43.040 done in Normourn. Come it's romantic. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:44.400 I'm down for it. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.280 While we're on the love train, I mean this huge 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.760 news in the US has just dropped about the Golden Bachelor, 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:53.000 that they're going to run a Bachelor for senior senior citizens. 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.160 They haven't released an. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.800 Age gap yet because I just tried to google it. Then, 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:58.800 but there's no age out. What do you think about this, 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:00.960 because I'm I'm all for it. I think this is 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:04.120 going to be killer, not hopefully actually killer they're all. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:04.400 Going to have. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:09.120 Is it made by the same people or is it 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.280