WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO  - 26th March

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<v Speaker 1>Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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<v Speaker 1>Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We

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<v Speaker 1>pay our respect to their elders past and present and

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<v Speaker 1>extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander

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<v Speaker 1>people's today.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Laura, I'm Brittany.

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<v Speaker 4>And I've mentioned ever invited to the podcast? Opener? Will

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<v Speaker 4>just be one week only? Is this every week?

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<v Speaker 1>Expiles music every single time like you've just crept in insidiously, mite,

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we actually, before we get into the episode today,

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you everyone want you to spend eight hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars on Oh one of these?

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<v Speaker 5>Ready?

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<v Speaker 4>I bought a theremon That sound of the background.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, nobody listening to this knows what a theramy is.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know what I'm a person. I still

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<v Speaker 3>don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to pose the video of Mitch playing this

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<v Speaker 2>thing that cost eight hundred dollars to our Instagram so

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<v Speaker 2>that you can all be as confused as we were.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I say it was one thousand dollars but I

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<v Speaker 6>bought it from a marketplace to save money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's amazing. What a great value that was, What

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<v Speaker 2>a great value purchase? What if I may ask, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>of course you can.

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<v Speaker 1>For what purpose did we spend eight hundred dollars on

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<v Speaker 1>this theory?

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<v Speaker 4>God entertainment. We've got a friends getting married later in

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<v Speaker 4>the year and they haven't booked in performance.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm oh, are you going to perform at a wedding?

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of marriages, I just today invited Mitch to my wedding,

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<v Speaker 2>which is happening later in there approach. It's getting closer

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<v Speaker 2>and closer, and it's becoming beautiful, actually is.

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<v Speaker 4>And I brought it up because I was confused.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought you and Matt were already married for some reason,

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<v Speaker 6>and then you just threw out the tickets to awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>You awkwardly put me on the spot, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>gave you some free tickets to my wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a ticket at event?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, everybody listening to this is so confused right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually just the intro to the radio show.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't even the radio show. Hi, everyone, this is

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<v Speaker 2>every day. Every Saturday morning, we do a radio show together,

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<v Speaker 2>the three of us, and then at one o'clock we

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<v Speaker 2>package it all up pop it here for you all

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<v Speaker 2>who didn't listen to it live to listen to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we usually don't let michin on the intro, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've just figured out why.

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<v Speaker 6>But also I just sit here normally and turned my

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<v Speaker 6>microphone off and eat my light and easy.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm glad I'm allowed to speak now.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there wasn't always a light easy. You speak

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<v Speaker 3>a bad but.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a change man.

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<v Speaker 1>But we have a great show coming up today, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we are speaking to Mel Bracewell. She is a comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>a Key Week comedian, and she's performing at the Comedy Festival.

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<v Speaker 1>She's absolutely amazing. You might have seen her and have

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<v Speaker 1>you been paying attention, but she phoned in.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know who else we're speaking to and it's

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<v Speaker 2>someone who I think a few of our listeners are

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<v Speaker 2>going to get a bit excited about if you have

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<v Speaker 2>been in our Facebook group jumping on the mass threads

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<v Speaker 2>that have been going on every week. Today we're speaking

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<v Speaker 2>with Dion and unpacking just some of his feelings around

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<v Speaker 2>the whole cheating scandal.

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<v Speaker 1>Where things are at now, it's a good I also

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<v Speaker 1>I did something really bad that could have got us

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<v Speaker 1>all fired.

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<v Speaker 2>She had her own accidentally unfiltered, really big, accidentally unfiltered.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a while since I've had a solid accidentally unfiltered.

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<v Speaker 1>But this, this accidentally unfiltered, is very similar to the

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<v Speaker 1>original accidentally unfiltered that kicked off the segment two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, and that is all coming up on today's show.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's get stuck in the life Uncut Radio Showy

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<v Speaker 2>and Laura Burn.

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<v Speaker 6>Glorie, you're the only one who's been in this situation.

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<v Speaker 6>In a labor is it a labor room? What do

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<v Speaker 6>you call it when you having a baby?

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<v Speaker 4>What do they call it?

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<v Speaker 3>A labor room? A labor ward?

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<v Speaker 4>Labor? It depends.

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<v Speaker 3>You might be at home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we're in a bath. I've seen the bath

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<v Speaker 4>videos these days.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, at home.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big You can give birth anywhere these days.

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<v Speaker 4>You got you got a baby? Is that baby?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to talk about this because this has divided

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet. There is a woman who's put up a

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<v Speaker 2>video of her husband on TikTok Now she is in

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<v Speaker 2>labor now, and it's not She's not in like the

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<v Speaker 2>deep serious contractions of labor where you're yeah, where you're

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like hunched over a bed screaming.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, she's tiktoking in labor.

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<v Speaker 2>She's tiktoking and labor. She's in the early stages of labor.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's in hospital and her husband is sitting at

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<v Speaker 2>the TV. He's brought in a whole gaming console. Not

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<v Speaker 2>only has he brought in a gaming console, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a one person shooter gaming console. So he's got like

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<v Speaker 2>a black hood thing over his head, and he's got

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<v Speaker 2>the whole remote control games and everything. And she's just

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<v Speaker 2>sitting in bed whilst in labor video in him. And honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet is completely divided fifty percent of saying, yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you expect the man to do when he's

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<v Speaker 2>going to sit there for twenty one hours and the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of them you sit there for twenty yes, And

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<v Speaker 2>I want to how do we all feel?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I would be divorcing him straight.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like a video game at home at the

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<v Speaker 1>best of times, Like I don't love a gamer for

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<v Speaker 1>me because I'd be like, let's go do something together.

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<v Speaker 1>But if I am in extraordinary pain and my vagina

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<v Speaker 1>is being ripped open because I'm giving birth, I want

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<v Speaker 1>my partner to be there with me every step of

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<v Speaker 1>the way through.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I feel like?

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<v Speaker 2>It's one It's one time in life twenty one hours

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<v Speaker 2>where you're not allowed to say that you're bored ya,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're not allowed to sit there and be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>look this is it's been taken a little bit too

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<v Speaker 2>much time.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you hurry this along?

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's a lot of things you don't do when

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<v Speaker 1>your partner's in labor, Like there are a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one thing you do do, and that is be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what else you don't do? So Matt

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<v Speaker 2>almost very very closely. I was in the last stages

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<v Speaker 2>of labor and the doctor was on his way in

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<v Speaker 2>to tell me that I need to start pushing right.

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<v Speaker 2>So they've just done the measurements and everything, and he

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<v Speaker 2>kind of gone out to check a few things. He

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<v Speaker 2>walks back in and as he's walking in, Matt's walking

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<v Speaker 2>down the hallway and he's so the doctor's in the room,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt's not there, and the doctor was like, the obstrition

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<v Speaker 2>was like, where's Matthew. Matthew and my husband partner, not

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<v Speaker 2>my husband yet. And I was like, oh, he just

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<v Speaker 2>has just gone. And he was like, what do you mean,

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<v Speaker 2>He's just gone? And I was like, he's just gone

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<v Speaker 2>to go get a chicken sandwich. Matt knew, he knew

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the very last stages of labor, but

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<v Speaker 2>he couldn't wait. Yeah, he said, I'll just be I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be five minutes. I'll just run down to the cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 2>And the doctor ended up running down the hallway to

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<v Speaker 2>go get him, and he was like, you do not need.

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<v Speaker 3>A chicken sandwich and.

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<v Speaker 2>A hospital chicken sandwich as And guess what Mad did

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<v Speaker 2>the second my daughter was born, went downstairs and got

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<v Speaker 2>a chicken sandwich.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know what I'm sending anyone his birthday, bloody chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to know that's gold. What did your partner

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<v Speaker 4>do in the delivery room?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it worse than the chicken sandwich store? I think

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think we can top that. Let's see what

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<v Speaker 6>Lauren has to say. Hi, Lauren, what did your partner

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<v Speaker 6>do in the delivery room?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Needed to go and a nervous true I was betting wheel.

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<v Speaker 8>Down for.

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<v Speaker 4>He had a nervous pool, did he.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, yep. They said all right, we've got to get

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<v Speaker 7>this baby out, and he just I just saw the

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<v Speaker 7>color of him change and he was like, I need

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<v Speaker 7>a poos And I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, right, did he leave the room and go to

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom when you were like just about to start

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<v Speaker 2>pushing to go and do his.

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<v Speaker 7>Own I was been wheeled down for an emergency savarian

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<v Speaker 7>and he decided then that he needed a poove. So

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<v Speaker 7>when his pipe was trying to hurry him along, and

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<v Speaker 7>he finally got down to the surgery and ripped through

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<v Speaker 7>about four pairs of those little paper booties because he

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<v Speaker 7>was kind of rush and he was so nervous while

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<v Speaker 7>I'm getting cut apart.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, well that we can't win them all.

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<v Speaker 3>And he made it about himself, didn't he?

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<v Speaker 6>Phoebe on thirteen one of sixty five, Hello, what did

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<v Speaker 6>your partner do in the delivery room?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, he thought it was a good idea to put

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<v Speaker 9>Kaoe on and watch the cricket.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, do you know what, if you're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>the one pushing out the baby, you get first DIBs

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<v Speaker 2>on the TV.

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<v Speaker 9>Look and here's the fense. I was in way for

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<v Speaker 9>about twenty hours and he knew one.

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<v Speaker 8>I think, so as he got a bit serious, he

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<v Speaker 8>had to put it down.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is going to make you

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<v Speaker 1>this situation better or worse. But I can't tell you

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<v Speaker 1>how many people wrote in saying that their partner put

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<v Speaker 1>the cricket on while they're in labor.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yeah, you're not alone. I feel like you need

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<v Speaker 3>to redo mankind.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, cricket's a long sport. It's not like an episode

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<v Speaker 6>of SVU or in Order.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't get out.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's the perfect thing to watch when you're a

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<v Speaker 3>label show.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a point to it. Maybe it is perfect you

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<v Speaker 4>in twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Your Saturday Morning read Hockley and Laura Beniss.

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<v Speaker 6>Right now, though you'll know our next guest from the

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<v Speaker 6>Cheap Seats on Channel ten. Have you been paying attention?

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<v Speaker 6>She's about to be part of the Melbourne International Comedy

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<v Speaker 6>Festival that's happening later in the month with Melanie Bracewell

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<v Speaker 6>is here.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello Melanie, Hello guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have spoken before about how you deal with

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<v Speaker 2>being uncomfortable on a first date or dating and the

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<v Speaker 2>trials and tribulations of dating.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you share some of your hot tips with us?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, the thing is is that I did have a

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<v Speaker 8>lot of dating material. There are a lot of weird

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<v Speaker 8>guys online, so there was a lot a lot of

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<v Speaker 8>the material my mind from dating. But now I'm in

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<v Speaker 8>a loving, long term relationship, so it's really killed a

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<v Speaker 8>lot of material that I had. Actually hear dumpingham just

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<v Speaker 8>the more stuff to work with.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, what was it?

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<v Speaker 10>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know how or what you did before

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<v Speaker 1>you became a stand up comedian, Well, like, what was

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<v Speaker 1>the transition? Have you always just been super funny and

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<v Speaker 1>knew that was what you're to do, or did you

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<v Speaker 1>have like a life before comedy?

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<v Speaker 8>No, straight out the womb, I was cracking gag about

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<v Speaker 8>Lata Room. No, I just I kind of I don't

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<v Speaker 8>even think I knew I would have a career in

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<v Speaker 8>comedy when I started my career in comedy, if that

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<v Speaker 8>makes sense, I just started it as a hobby and

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<v Speaker 8>it was kind of like, I'll just keep doing this

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<v Speaker 8>until I hate it. And I didn't hate it, so

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<v Speaker 8>I kind of started online and had a blog on Tumblr.

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<v Speaker 8>Was my basic sort of foray into writing comedy and

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<v Speaker 8>then I took some of the stuff I wrote for

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<v Speaker 8>Tumblr and set it on stage, and that's kind of

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<v Speaker 8>where it all began.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell us a little bit about what your touring

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<v Speaker 1>show is about.

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<v Speaker 8>I called my show ula Lah because I kind of

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<v Speaker 8>thought this year I was going to be, you know,

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<v Speaker 8>gallivanting through Europe and beautiful sequent gowns and things, and

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<v Speaker 8>I was like, this is going to be the heir

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<v Speaker 8>of my life. And then I was just kind of

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<v Speaker 8>at home writing jokes about my weighted blanket, and I

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<v Speaker 8>thought this might be a different show than what I imagine.

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<v Speaker 8>And so I've basically kind of made my show about

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<v Speaker 8>memories and kind of pre lockdown because I think everyone

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<v Speaker 8>is just sick to death hearing about COVID and hearing

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<v Speaker 8>about all that kind of thing. So my show is

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<v Speaker 8>basically a lot pre COVID of my life, essentially what

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<v Speaker 8>it was like growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that we have nothing to look forward to,

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<v Speaker 2>so we've got to look to the past.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what we're doing about exactly.

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<v Speaker 8>That is the slogan for the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I've just got one question I want to ask

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<v Speaker 1>before we let you go. There's a rumor are you

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<v Speaker 1>appearing on the jungle because you're contracted to Channel ten.

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<v Speaker 8>That's interesting. Do you know what? Because Cal Wilson the

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<v Speaker 8>Slave Season and they said this key week comedian will

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<v Speaker 8>be a real fush out of water, and I got

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<v Speaker 8>so many people going, You're going to the jungle. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 8>it's not me. I like my bids. I like the

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<v Speaker 8>luxuries of life. I like my shower. I reckon I'd

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<v Speaker 8>probably be terrible at it. I'm very competitive though, so

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<v Speaker 8>i'd probably I would try very hard, but I don't

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<v Speaker 8>know if i'd be successful.

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<v Speaker 3>So no, no rice beans and lizard guts for you, then.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I think that's I think that's what gets me

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<v Speaker 8>the gross eating.

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<v Speaker 4>No, thank you, Melanie. Where can people get tickets to

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<v Speaker 4>your show at the Comedy.

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<v Speaker 8>Fest comedyfiestfool dot com dot au if you just search Melanie.

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<v Speaker 8>I think I'm the only Melanie in the festival that

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<v Speaker 8>could be a lie. I could have pave that up, but.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll claim it perfect.

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<v Speaker 6>Go book tickets, Go see Melanie. Great to catch you

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<v Speaker 6>and we'll talk to you soon. Okay, thanks for coming

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<v Speaker 6>on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the life on count radio show.

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<v Speaker 6>Now at a lot of negativity in the world, at

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<v Speaker 6>the moment, ladies, what's going on. We've got everything with

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<v Speaker 6>the Ukraine and Russia, but you've got some good news,

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<v Speaker 6>something to bright now day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like there's just so much, so much depression

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<v Speaker 1>coming out of the world right now. But there is

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<v Speaker 1>something that went viral the last couple of days, and

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<v Speaker 1>it warmed my heart. I cried, I felt happy for her,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just thought the world needs to share it

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more. There's a seven year old Ukrainian girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Amelia in Nashevich. I probably didn't say

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<v Speaker 1>that right, good good Anishevich Amelia Nishovich. She's seven years old.

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<v Speaker 1>She was filmed in a bomb shelter with her family

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<v Speaker 1>and some just like I don't know how many people

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<v Speaker 1>they went there weren't a lot, but obviously they were

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<v Speaker 1>taking shelter. She was filmed singing let it Go, Frozens,

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<v Speaker 1>let it Go, and she was just singing to the

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<v Speaker 1>other people in the bomb shelter to try and lift

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<v Speaker 1>the mood.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a beautiful singer.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone's filmed it in there, uploaded it to the internet

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<v Speaker 1>and this little girl has gone absolutely viral. Was seen

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<v Speaker 1>by thousands and thousands of people. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys saw Poland held a really big concert to

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<v Speaker 1>raise money that had a lot of Polish and you

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<v Speaker 1>Trainian artists. So they had this big concert to raise

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<v Speaker 1>money for the Ukraine. Right, they got her on in

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<v Speaker 1>front of like over ten thousand people.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, this little girl, she's never I mean she's she's

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<v Speaker 3>a normal seven year old little girl.

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<v Speaker 1>And so she got up and sang the national anthem

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<v Speaker 1>and it was the most incredible moving thing. If you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen it, you need to see it.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the original.

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<v Speaker 6>Audio, right, this is the video that really brought her

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<v Speaker 6>to the world's attention.

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<v Speaker 3>Look the wood.

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<v Speaker 4>Saw Lord, I proceed.

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<v Speaker 3>The wood Nor reading and gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>It's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>The sact thing is right that your daughters would sing

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<v Speaker 6>this song, but and so would she, but her circumstances

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<v Speaker 6>are so different.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like, oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the most beautiful part about this is she's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>a very big frozen fane. American actress aDNA Menzel, she

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<v Speaker 1>was the voice of the character Elsa in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>She tweeted to this seven year old girl and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>we really really see you and I'm about to cry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh do you know I think the reason why this

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<v Speaker 1>is just it's everybody has latched onto this and especially

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<v Speaker 1>like people have kids themselves like this song and let

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<v Speaker 1>It Go is just like it's this movie and this

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<v Speaker 1>song that children are obsessed with, and it has like

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<v Speaker 1>crossed continents, cross the unifross the country, languages and that

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<v Speaker 1>it's just this one little girl and you see your

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<v Speaker 1>own child in that, and it's like, not that you

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<v Speaker 1>need to be able to look at another child who's

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<v Speaker 1>struggling and be like, oh, compared to my children, but

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<v Speaker 1>just you think, God, what if that was my little girl?

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<v Speaker 6>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Off the back of that concert overnight they raised about

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<v Speaker 1>six hundred thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is absolutely amazed. I've just a bit of good news. Guys,

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<v Speaker 3>that's all. Oh gosh, you we're all running your cars.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably cry, Laura.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you should be worried because all Brittany said

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<v Speaker 6>about this is that we might lose our jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I may or may not have made a pretty big

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<v Speaker 1>mistake with our boss, our very wait, which boss, like

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<v Speaker 1>the boss, the boss, like the big dog boss. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to name names, but the big boss. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>let's I'm waiting for HR to call me.

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<v Speaker 3>They haven't yet. Maybe maybe I've blocked number.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this isn't the first time I've done this, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is why it's it's unfortunate for me.

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<v Speaker 3>You think I would have let my lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it didn't work out the first time, why

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<v Speaker 2>did you do it a second?

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<v Speaker 3>It was an accident.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was doing was I was texting the Big

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<v Speaker 1>Boss the other day. He was texting me. I was

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<v Speaker 1>being very professional texting back.

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<v Speaker 6>Id you love to text the Big Boss. By the way,

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<v Speaker 6>I would never text the Big Boss, but Britt is

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<v Speaker 6>texting them all the texting.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm not on texting. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>How I'm pretty personable, so we're on texting terms. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>we were texting about some pretty serious stuff. We had

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<v Speaker 1>some meetings lined up, We had some things we're talking about. Loria,

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<v Speaker 1>you know about that, but you just went on the text.

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<v Speaker 3>But we were talking.

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<v Speaker 1>About some very professional things and like, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that's putting food on my Wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah now as well. No, I was like, surely this

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<v Speaker 3>is not lost on you.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I had dinner together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yeah, okay, So we went away for a weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>I had my headphones in because I was working on

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<v Speaker 1>around the house. I had my phone in my pocket

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<v Speaker 1>and I was listening to the text. You know how

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<v Speaker 1>SIH can read them out and if you want, you

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<v Speaker 1>can reply to the text by voice and they send them.

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<v Speaker 1>Phones are way too smart these days. Well, so I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's just texted me something really serius about this meeting,

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<v Speaker 1>looking forward to the meeting. So I left it because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, the conversations and you know, no when

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<v Speaker 1>to play it cool?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The next day I went to send something else to

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<v Speaker 1>him about the meeting, and I saw that I had

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally obviously it had hit in my back pocket. My

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<v Speaker 1>booty had hit voice memo, and I had been singing

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<v Speaker 1>to Delilah, because that's what she's my dog's Delilah. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>been singing to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby babe, babe.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, justin bieber.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, so you sent him a voice memo? Had because

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, what has happened? It converted it to text.

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<v Speaker 1>So he got a message, not a voice message. He

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<v Speaker 1>got a message that said baby, baby baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh. It was written that so much because there's no context. Context.

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<v Speaker 1>So he said he thought that he had said looking

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<v Speaker 1>forward to seeing you, and I said.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, baby, baby. Oh it was radio silence. He never

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<v Speaker 3>wrote back no, because he's probably on the phone to HR.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you have you spoken to him since?

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<v Speaker 11>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I tried to message him and explain I've heard nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>So I we're all fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Or you've just gotten it all a big rays one

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<v Speaker 4>of the two.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd love to know how that meeting goes.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to know did you accidentally text? And what

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<v Speaker 4>did you say? We want to see if you can

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<v Speaker 4>beat that. Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 6>Ria's on thirteen one O six five, Mariah, What did

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<v Speaker 6>you accidentally text?

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<v Speaker 4>And what did you say? Tell us?

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<v Speaker 9>So I accidentally text an ex boyfriend screenshots of previous

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<v Speaker 9>conversations we'd had from four years prior?

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you screenshots from years? Who are you sending

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<v Speaker 3>them to?

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<v Speaker 8>God?

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<v Speaker 9>I was supposed to go to a girlfriend she was

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<v Speaker 9>having a really hard time in her relationship. I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 9>this is the way a guy is supposed to talk

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<v Speaker 9>to because he had been so wonderful to me. He

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<v Speaker 9>was such a fantastic guy and a perfect gentleman.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went back to screen. He was a perfect

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<v Speaker 3>Can you want to go back four years? To find

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<v Speaker 3>that to him? Oh god, that's what did he say?

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<v Speaker 4>What did he say to you?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh god?

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<v Speaker 9>He was again just being being the great guy that

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<v Speaker 9>he was. He was completely understanding. I just said to him, look,

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<v Speaker 9>this is obviously very embarrassing and a complete accident.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it sounds annoying that he's so nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Lovely good.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, let's go to Helena. Hello, Helena, I'm thirteen

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<v Speaker 6>one or six five? What did you accidentally text? What

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<v Speaker 6>did you say?

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<v Speaker 10>I accidentally texted my boss, my old boss, a message

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<v Speaker 10>with the eggplant emoji saying eggplant emoji appointment still on

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<v Speaker 10>for tomorrow? Question mark.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're still meeting at the hotel?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And what did you write? That's that's the best part

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<v Speaker 3>of the story.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, and the funniest part was I was actually at

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<v Speaker 10>work when I spent it. We were in the staff room,

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<v Speaker 10>and she just.

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<v Speaker 8>Looked off off her phone and said, what that meant

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<v Speaker 8>to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Already to go during a meeting.

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<v Speaker 10>During a lunch break on the weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Were you also just like rubbing her leg under the table?

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<v Speaker 6>But you could be a chef, Helena, that might make sense.

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<v Speaker 6>Eggplants still on for tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want that massaka that we've been talking about

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<v Speaker 3>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>From where your Mom's gone?

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 10>It became the joke of the year, and anytime there

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<v Speaker 10>was any event on she would say, Hey, are we

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<v Speaker 10>still on for tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>Get fired?

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<v Speaker 4>Funny? Thank you Helen.

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<v Speaker 2>And Laura Ben getting I saw see for your Saturday Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I got a life on cut radio show.

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<v Speaker 6>Ladies, if you're going to be involved in a cheating scandal,

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<v Speaker 6>I say, you want to be the nice guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to be the d On, don't you?

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<v Speaker 4>You do? D On from Maths joins us. Now, Hello, buddy,

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<v Speaker 4>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Gooday, guys, Why did you apply for the show?

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<v Speaker 5>Look? I mean I travel a lot for work. Previously

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<v Speaker 5>I was living overseas and then I moved back to Australia,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know, my work was taking up a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of my time. And you know, as we get older,

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<v Speaker 5>it gets a little harder to meet people. And you know,

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<v Speaker 5>today it's all on these apps Tinder, Bumble, hinge, and

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<v Speaker 5>it's not really my thing. I had tried them previously

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<v Speaker 5>in the past and they hadn't really worked for me.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, I'd been set up with people who

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<v Speaker 5>tried to set me up with friends and whatnot. But

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<v Speaker 5>again that wasn't sort of clicking. So you know, I thought,

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<v Speaker 5>why not go and see what the experts can find

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<v Speaker 5>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, they didn't do a very good job on setting

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<v Speaker 2>you and Carolina up. I mean, you've been on the

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<v Speaker 2>right side of a cheating scandal in that you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been embroiled in it. But how is this all unfolded

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<v Speaker 2>when you're in this experiment and you find out that Carolina,

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<v Speaker 2>your wife, has been having an affair. Did you feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you had been cheated on, like in real world

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<v Speaker 2>cheated on?

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<v Speaker 5>Look? I mean I felt that the way was handled

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<v Speaker 5>because throughout the whole experiment, it wasn't like Carolina had

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<v Speaker 5>said to me. You know what, I've actually got feelings

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<v Speaker 5>for another person who has left the experiment, and I

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<v Speaker 5>would prefer to just cut ties now and keep and

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<v Speaker 5>keep pursuing. But Carolina kept each week saying I don't try.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not putting enough effort in. So it was almost

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<v Speaker 5>like she was baiting me to keep trying, which I was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>there was no it's over. I prefer to go with

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<v Speaker 5>someone else. I would have preferred if she had just

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<v Speaker 5>said to me, you know what, I've met Daniel at

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<v Speaker 5>the first dinner party. I've got a real connection with

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<v Speaker 5>him after five minutes of talking and.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh the little slide did there. I'm here for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Rather than just lead me on. Now, I know she

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<v Speaker 5>said that we didn't have a connection, but she kept saying,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, you don't try, you don't do this, you

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<v Speaker 5>don't do that. And that was me trying to make

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<v Speaker 5>those efforts to try and make it work in the

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<v Speaker 5>hope that, you know what, it could potentially work if

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<v Speaker 5>I do show that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that response from somebody in any type of

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<v Speaker 1>relationship makes you think that, oh, they still want it,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what they.

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<v Speaker 3>Need from me to continue.

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<v Speaker 1>So it feels like they are like lurding, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a false sense of security.

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<v Speaker 5>And we go on these shows to do the things

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<v Speaker 5>that were not normally used to or you know, try

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<v Speaker 5>and be compatible with people that we're not usstantly normal too,

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<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and look, Dion, obviously tensions were pretty high at

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<v Speaker 1>the reunion party. Was it better or worse than what

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<v Speaker 1>we saw?

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<v Speaker 5>It was pretty awkward, to be quite honest with you.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't far off what you saw.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been seeing quite a lot because obviously Carolina and

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<v Speaker 2>and You'll are still together. And I think anyone who

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<v Speaker 2>does a quick search of the Daily mail has seen

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<v Speaker 2>that there's been quite a few pap shots that have

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<v Speaker 2>been circulating around, maybe staged, you know, who knows. But

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<v Speaker 2>how do you feel seeing that they're still in this,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, seemingly happy relationship.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, bond I wasn't allowed to go with it, so yeah, Look,

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<v Speaker 11>I mean, guys, at the end of the day, I'm

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<v Speaker 11>not one the hole grudges or be vindictive in any way.

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<v Speaker 5>If they're still together, and they actually do have a

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<v Speaker 5>connection and they end up together, all the very best

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<v Speaker 5>of both of them. I don't really have much more

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<v Speaker 5>to say other than.

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<v Speaker 1>That, would you go back next year like we saw

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<v Speaker 1>Lizzie do a few years ago?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you just like this is cooked? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think my days are finding love on TV

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<v Speaker 5>are over.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I went back a second time.

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<v Speaker 5>At the end of the day. Who knows. Look, it's

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<v Speaker 5>definitely out there, it's just when it will come down.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a bit of a sneaky, saucy question for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been seeing some rumors that maybe there's been a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of recoupling after the show. What do you think

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<v Speaker 2>of Tamara and Mitch?

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<v Speaker 9>What do I think?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, they're nice people. I see them a little

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<v Speaker 5>bit up on the Gold Coast. They work in the

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<v Speaker 5>same building. I know that for a fact that she

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<v Speaker 5>used to work in that building as well contry, so

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<v Speaker 5>it's very hard not to be caught the scene together. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>when you work in the same office building, that sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it's still very suspicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Din Before we let you go, do you have any regret?

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, I have not one regret whatsoever. I had an

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<v Speaker 5>amazing experience, even though I played out the way it did.

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<v Speaker 5>I've made some lifelong friends, you know, cast members, but

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<v Speaker 5>even crewmen, from the cameraman to the sound man. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>I made friends with everybody, and I'm just very grateful

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<v Speaker 5>to have been given such an amazing opportunity to be

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<v Speaker 5>a part of something so special.

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<v Speaker 3>It's funny you say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and I are still very good friends with a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the cast and crew from our Bachelor seasons

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<v Speaker 1>as well, so we can appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you make lifelong friends. You have been a rock

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<v Speaker 2>star on the show. You've been such a gentleman, and

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<v Speaker 2>you have been a joy to watch.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you, thanks for coming on today.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>Berty Masters Sunday seven pm. On Monday Tuesday seven thirty

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<v Speaker 6>on Channel Night and nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Now The Life on Cut Radio Show with and Laura

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<v Speaker 2>Burn And.

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<v Speaker 6>If you're in a relationship, you' struggling a little bit

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<v Speaker 6>at the moment and you need some advice. The girls

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<v Speaker 6>have a very big episode coming up on the Life

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<v Speaker 6>on Cut podcast. We'll talk about that next.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, before we give too much away, you can listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Life Uncut for your relationship advice when we do

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<v Speaker 1>have an episode relationship. Sorry not to do to anything.

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<v Speaker 1>We say that every so often we speak to people

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<v Speaker 1>who all qualify. That's exactly what's going on this week. Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>what have you got for us today? You've been holding

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<v Speaker 1>onto a little story.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I want to know firstly, how do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>both feel about picking up things from the side of

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<v Speaker 2>the road. And what I mean is it's like when

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<v Speaker 2>there's a council cleanup, or like you're driving down the

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<v Speaker 2>street and there might be a nice little side table

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<v Speaker 2>or something. How do you feel about turning somebody else's

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<v Speaker 2>trash into your brand new treasure and literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it two weeks I'm about it. So two weeks

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<v Speaker 1>ago you picked up what did you pick up that.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole big table in my backyard?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, the wooden table. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I got yeah, great, fine. I even had to stop

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<v Speaker 3>some people on the side of the road master them

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<v Speaker 3>to bring it into my yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm all for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's anything.

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<v Speaker 2>If you see something that you think is great and

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna go to the tip anyway, then you should

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<v Speaker 2>pick it up. And like I over the years, originally

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<v Speaker 2>Matt used to think that it was really weird, and

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<v Speaker 2>now I've got him doing it as well.

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<v Speaker 3>This is absolutely going to end up in the Daily mail.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura and Matt go out scavenging council cleaning and then

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<v Speaker 3>resell it.

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<v Speaker 2>So Matt comes home the other day and he's got

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<v Speaker 2>these two massive beauty like they're obviously a little they've

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<v Speaker 2>seen better days, but they're pretty beautiful. They're these big,

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<v Speaker 2>big baskets and we were like, oh, we can put

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<v Speaker 2>some plants in them. In the meantime, I decided I'd

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<v Speaker 2>put all the kids toys in them and put them

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<v Speaker 2>in the lounge ry and whilst we figured out what

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna do with them. They're like two big wicker baskets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so I was like, Matt, a good find. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>loving these.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Yesterday, my neighborhood lives directly next door to me.

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<v Speaker 3>She comes over. He didn't tell me that he took

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<v Speaker 3>them from the neighbor. So she walked into.

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<v Speaker 2>The house and she was like, oh my basket.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me just clarify something. Was she actually getting

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<v Speaker 1>rid of them or did he steal like a delivery

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<v Speaker 1>to her house.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they were old and she was throwing them away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's awkward that we've taken our neighbors trash and

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<v Speaker 2>didn't acknowledge it. She was standing in the room for

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes before she was like, is someone going to

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<v Speaker 2>acknowledge that you stole my garbage? You took my garbage

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<v Speaker 2>that was sitting on top of my bin. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone else's trash is another person's treasure.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's I think it's great, But I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think what was he going to do knock on the

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<v Speaker 1>door and say, just so FYI, I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 1>your baskets in case you ever comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like he could have given me a heads

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<v Speaker 2>up so that when I invited them around, I could

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<v Speaker 2>have at least put them in another.

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<v Speaker 4>Room so they won't over them.

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<v Speaker 3>They were literally like front and Glory when you walked in.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the first thing he saw, all piled up

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<v Speaker 3>with the kids, the kids toys in their trash. It

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<v Speaker 3>would have been funnier.

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<v Speaker 1>It would have been funnier if they came over and

0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:10.080
<v Speaker 1>they were like nice baskets, thinking you new, and then

0:28:10.080 --> 0:28:11.560
<v Speaker 1>you panicked because you didn't want to admit it, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I just bought them.

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<v Speaker 3>That would have been funny.

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<v Speaker 4>You just got them from cover project this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're great. They're the last two left. Though. She

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<v Speaker 3>would have been like what I Oh god, it's too much,

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 3>too much brass, oh god.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we have an awesome episode of the podcast coming

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<v Speaker 2>up this week so you can hear more about the

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<v Speaker 2>trials and tribulations of our life. And we are speaking

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<v Speaker 2>to Mark Groves, who is a relationship expert.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, not us being the experts.

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard of this name.

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<v Speaker 3>He's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's got a million followers on the Gram,

0:28:41.120 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 1>his Instagram, anyone wants at him up. He's called Create

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>the Love. He is a human connection specialist. He has

0:28:47.520 --> 0:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>their most soothing, relaxing voice. You could listen to him

0:28:50.880 --> 0:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>all daily and he just knows everything about everything. He's

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>so knowledgeable, he's so wise. I felt like it was

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<v Speaker 1>a therapy session personally for me.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are single or you're going through a bit

0:29:00.400 --> 0:29:02.680
<v Speaker 2>of a tumultuous time in your relationship. This is an

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<v Speaker 2>episode of the podcast you do not want to miss

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<v Speaker 2>Great Tuesday.

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