WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO SHOW - 12th March 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.320 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.120 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.360 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.120 peoples today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.560 This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of the Aurora Nation. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.320 Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:45.480 I'm Laura and I'm Brittany, and this is our Saturday 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.600 morning radio show. If you didn't get the chance to 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.839 listen live today, we've packaged it all up for you 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:53.040 nice and pretty here in your podcast library. And it's 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:53.880 just the good stuff. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.920 We can't be other stuff out. It is all good juicies. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:56.720 Do you know what? Though? 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:00.560 I actually loved today's show. I love today's show so much. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.440 We spoke to Cody Simpson. He's very hot. Britt may 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:05.600 or may or may not have flirted with him. It 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.680 is look, I definitely did, but I don't know if 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:08.600 the flirting made the cut. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:09.959 I think it could cut out. But I was like 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:12.039 there was some floating there, Yeah, there were so and like, 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:13.000 how called me yet? 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:13.240 Though? 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.319 Do you know I was surprised thinking that maybe after 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.440 that interview he would have slid into your DMS. And 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.800 if he does, can you please share that on the 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:21.120 like on the podcast. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:21.600 Do you know what? 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.800 I did my best attempt at flirting, but I'm out 0:01:23.800 --> 0:01:25.640 of practice, so I don't think i'd do it very well. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.400 But he definitely has not called us into the DM, 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:28.600 so I mustn't have done it very well. 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:31.720 We also, guys, there is a fundraiser that's happening tonight. 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.200 It's a telethon, So if you're listening to this prior 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:37.120 to seven thirty pm on Saturday, there is a telephone 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.280 happening tonight. Basically, they are holding all of the different 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.880 celebrities from all the different networks and they are doing 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.840 a telethon where if you call up to donate the 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.560 Lizmore or to the New South Wales floods, you will 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.480 get some random celebrities, some of them are more famous 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:50.840 than others. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.600 Put it that way on the line. 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.320 And then you actually make your donation through them and 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:55.480 all the money goes to Red Cross. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.080 So we thought we would give a go. We thought 0:01:58.120 --> 0:01:59.640 we would just call up and see he was there, 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:00.920 and he were going to get So we did call 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.040 and we got a random celebrity. We did have a 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.160 little chat. It was pretty funny. So you can find 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.560 out who that is a little bit later on in 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:07.080 the podcast. 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.400 And lastly is something that we did touch on today 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.639 and an incredible woman that we spoke to. Her name 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:14.639 is Rachel. Now, Rachel is part of our community. She's 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.240 also a customer of mine through Tony May, and she 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.000 lives in Lismore. She has lost her entire home and 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.240 she talks us through a little bit about what that 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.200 night was like that, what has happened there, how high 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.040 the floodwater's got in Lismore, and just what and how 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:30.519 the community is coping with it now. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.639 Everyone was almost in tears. It's a really horrific it's 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.119 a horrific time. But that's even more reason for you 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:38.440 to get behind the telethon and if you can make 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:42.120 any donation, it is very very welcome. And on that note, 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:45.000 let's get into it the Life on Cut Radio show 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:46.720 with Hockley and Laura Bairn. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.000 Hey, tonight, Lauria, you're gonna be on our Telly's for 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:51.960 a very special cause. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.640 I am okay, so I'm leaving this studio and I 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:57.120 am heading on a plane going to Brisbane. But tonight 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.240 is the night of nights. Everybody Channel ten, Channel nine 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.799 and Channel seven. The networks usually don't like each other 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.519 very much. Rivalries, they are huge rivals. They're coming together 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.079 for tonight. There is a live telethon happening and what 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:12.040 that is is basically a whole lot of different celebrities. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:13.680 Some of them are a bit more delisting. I think 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:14.240 that's where of me. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:15.480 And Maddie j slutting now. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.760 But we are going to be answering phone calls from 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.480 people who are calling up to raise money for the floods. 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.840 So you could call up at seven thirty tonight and 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.400 you might get Jessica Malboy, or you might get Delga 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.320 Gudram or Jimmy Barnes tones tonight. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:28.600 There are so many different people. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:31.680 There are Donovan Shepherd, there are some incredible celebrities who 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.320 are going to be answering the calls tonight, and all 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:34.320 of it is to raise money for. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.240 The flood victim. Why don't we give them a call 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.440 and see who picks up? Okay, Darling, let's dial who 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.080 be This is exciting? Is this the most exciting thing 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:42.920 to happen to me today. 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:47.720 I like Chris speaking. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.000 Chris is the doctor Chris Brown too. 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.840 Oh it's Chris Brown. 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:56.920 That is in the house. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.920 Chris, thank you so much for joining this telethon and 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.840 being a part of it. What an incredible event it 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.520 is going to be. Where are you actually based tonight? 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:05.920 Are you going to be doing it from the Sydney 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:06.480 call center? 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:11.640 We're actually in Channel nine studios. They're letting the outsiders 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:16.039 into the building from another network, So I'm grabbing all stationary, 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:20.160 all things that AREN'TSD through down in the pursuit. Obviously, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.719 in all seriousness, it's a very very important issue. And look, 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.520 I think a lot of people feel a little helpless, 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.200 and in the flood zones, I feel like they're not 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:29.200 getting to support they need. And a lot of people 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.040 outside of those flood zones feel like they just want 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.680 to be able to help in some way and be 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:33.919 able to make a different. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:34.719 One hundred percent. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.080 And I don't think people quite realize what a big 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.560 deal it is when all of the TV stations come together. 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:43.640 Chris. One question, do you have any experience telemarketing? And 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.520 how do you plan on how do you making this money? 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:47.720 Question? We've had. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:50.240 Well, we've had some requests come through that maybe people 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.080 could bid for a date with Chris Brown. Is that 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:54.919 something they could be going Maybe they could buy a 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:55.560 tople Of shirt. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.560 I can that go for a pretty penny tople Of shirt, 0:04:59.080 --> 0:04:59.880 Just a tople Of shirt. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:05.920 I'm the worst salesperson on the planet, so I'm not 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.880 going to be great in that respect. I'm just going 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:13.320 to rely on just good honest conversation and really pressing 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.520 on people's desire to make a difference. Like I'm not 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.799 going to be the hard cell. But now you've actually 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.360 suggested this, I realized that I grew up with telethons, 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:26.240 and normally there's there's all sorts of like there's dares, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:29.680 and there's like special requests for you know, I'll donate 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:33.160 ten thousand dollars if I give if Chris gives, you know, 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:34.480 Koshi a lap dance? 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:38.880 I know, is that that way? 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.200 That way? 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:43.000 Because I hope, so I truly do. It's going to 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.960 be a live event, So I think that like we 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.240 can only hope for these things. Also topless as. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:49.600 Well, and I think I'm actually I'm actually working with 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.839 Coshi as well. So those words made. 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.160 So Chris the million dollar question. What would it cost 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.040 someone to get you to do? Will Lap danced for Coushi? 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.440 What's someone's going to have to drive that? Asking for 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:04.960 a friend, not me, but asking for a friend. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:07.440 Have you ever seen me dance? That would be a 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:08.760 money can't buy experience. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:09.960 That's that's why I want to pay. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.240 Everything has money shouldn't buy it. 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.320 Everything has a price. And this is for a very 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.479 very good cause. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.400 We need to remember that now, Chris, I have one 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.280 question which is a little bit off track, but you know, 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:21.960 while we have you here, there's a rumor going around 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.240 maybe you're going to be the next bachelor. I feel 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.440 like it's the rumor that happens every year, every single year. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.600 You can see your calendar to it, you know what, 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:35.000 Like it's never it's not going to happen. And I 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.760 think I just think we should we should be very 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.200 very clear about that. But but it doesn't ever stop 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.440 the suggestion that it is going to happen. 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:43.039 Yeah. 0:06:43.320 --> 0:06:47.640 I've never done anything, never said anything to support this rumor, 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:51.640 Yet every single year it just seems to appear. I 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.880 don't know if it's really for me. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.320 Imagine that you could go on there with like your 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:59.080 dog and you could match up with somebody else in 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.280 their pet as well. Could be super cute, brit I 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.200 like that you're trying to sell it, but like it 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:08.160 didn't necessarily work out for everybody too soon. Yes, thanks, 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:08.960 thanks for pointing that out. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:10.080 Chris. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:12.280 It's good to hear that the Bachelor's not happening, but 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.080 the love Dance is still on the car. 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:17.080 Yes, it's happening tonight Australia. You know it's the Red 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.760 Cross Flood Appeal Tonight Live seven thirty. It's on all 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.920 the major networks nine, seven and ten. Are going to 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.720 be a star started. All the proceeds rais. We're going 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.000 to Australian Red Cross. You might even get doctor Chris Brown. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.040 There have fun tonight, buddy. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.400 Hey, thanks so much guys, and thanks for supporting it too. 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:33.440 It's obviously very important. And the more awareness and the 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.640 more people can get on the line tonight and make 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.920 a donation, the better poll you in twenty two for. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:43.480 Your Saturday Morning Lasi Bread Hockley and Laura ben. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.080 On kiss I. Speaking of the Internet, there's this one 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:49.120 Reddit user who sort of set the interweber light right, Brent. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.960 Yeah, look this is there's this little place on the 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.040 interweb that I love to go called Reddit, and they 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:58.560 have a segment called A A M I the Asshole. 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:01.120 So if you're wondering if you're an asshole, you can 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:03.080 ride in and a bunch of people comment. I'm here 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:03.280 for it. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.800 I lot of doing scrolling am I the asshole forums? 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:10.680 Just wondering if I'm an asshole? Also probably like makes 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.880 you feel better about yourself. Probably read these things and 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:14.880 you're like, I might be, but I'm not that much. 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.120 I just always think it's great because you can go 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.600 into something with an opinion, thinking like, of course everyone's 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:21.160 going to be on board with this, and that ends 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:22.600 up being a big argument. I love saying what other 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.200 people think. But if this one, lady, you're gonna understand why. 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:26.960 It's about a dog and a dog park. We all 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.600 know that I'm a dog upsets and always they always 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:32.559 grab my attention. But I want your opinion. So she 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.560 wrote in that she took her ten year old son 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:39.000 to the local dog park. He is obsessed with dogs. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.480 He's a normal kid that loves dogs, but they're not 0:08:41.520 --> 0:08:44.040 allowed to have a family dog because his sister is 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.040 highly allergic, so they can't have one. So she takes 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:48.599 him to the dog park so that he can he 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.880 can run around, he can play the dogs play. It's 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.319 great for everyone, so you would think. 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.959 So she takes her son to the dog park to 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:56.640 let him run around. No, she takes him so he 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.959 can play with the other dogs. Not other dogs, just 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:03.920 dog dog, to play with other people's dogs. He loves 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:04.800 dogs and he can't have one. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.360 He gets his dog here. Cute. This is what she says. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.160 After about ten minutes, a woman came up to me 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.320 and said, which dog is yours? I joked and said 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:15.480 the one in the red jacket. My son was wearying 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.120 her red jacket. She then told me that we were 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.640 not allowed in the park. I was confused, thinking it 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:22.480 was a joke or she was worried I was going 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:24.559 to steal a dog or something. So I tried to 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:28.160 reassure her that my son loves dogs but can't have one. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:32.120 She then told me this park is for our children, 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:35.839 not yours. There's a plane. There is a playground over 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:38.760 there for him, and she made them leave, and the 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:41.880 woman said she was so she was so shocked on 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.360 the spot that she left. She got kicked out of 0:09:44.400 --> 0:09:46.120 the dog park for not having a dog. Now I 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.800 was I was up in arms reading this because I 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.520 have spent years going to the local dog parking Bondi 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:53.320 without a dog, and I used to just play because 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:54.480 I just want to go play with them. I want 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:55.360 to see them, come them back. 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.400 I love though she said this park is for our children, 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:01.440 as in her dog children, like it's not for your 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:02.240 human children. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:04.280 So much venom do you. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:05.520 Think is she the asshole or not? 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.640 I think the lady, it's not like taking your husband 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:12.240 to the local kids park when you don't have kids. Okay, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.640 a lot weird and he's got really really dark, but like, 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.320 I understand why you shouldn't go to a kid's park 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:18.600 if you don't have children. 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.360 A bit suspicious going to a dog park and you 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:22.040 don't have a dog. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:23.680 And if no, it kicked out for no reason. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.960 That's the woman who came up as the asshole. When 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:27.760 I met the dog park with Delilah and a kid 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.840 runs up to play, I am like, thank God, because 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.280 they're gonna work it. They're gonna I know that she's 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.000 gonna play with Doila and run her out, so I'm like, 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.040 go no. I will say one thing though, it is 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:36.199 very I mean this is. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.160 You know when kids come up and pat your dog 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.640 without asking, that can be a bit dangerous. You know, 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.480 We've got a big bull Arab cross great Dane and 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:45.600 every so often kids will just come up and launch 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.800 their little hands into his mouth, and I'm like, oh, 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:49.360 that could be a problem. 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.120 What do you reckon? I can we put a call out? 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:52.680 Yeah? What did you get kicked out of? Maybe? 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.360 What did you get kicked out of the dog parks 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.840 for not having a dog? Dog is ridiculous, It's ridiculous. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.360 Can you beat that? Hit us? Lies on what you're 0:10:59.440 --> 0:10:59.839 kicked out of? 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:04.920 Hi, guys, I was doing my big oe and I 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.400 was at the Pyramids of Geezer and I you're not 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.719 allowed to have your phone out, no photos, nothing like that. 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:12.800 I wasn't own the world of mine at all, chick 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:14.439 the time, and I got caught. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.880 So I was kicked out of. 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:18.560 Gezer. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.520 You got kicked out like any country. No, So they 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:24.679 were like, you can't be in here. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:25.719 You were trying to I thought you were trying to 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:27.520 take a stealth photo exactly. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:30.360 Thank you for calling that's hilarious, Katie on thirteen one 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.240 sixty five, Katie, what you kicked out? Of can you 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.360 beat the Pyramids of Geezer? 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.800 I was kicked out of a spice shop in Old 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.280 Quarter in hanois what. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.480 We're going around the countries around the world, Droona, What 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:43.680 we kicked out of with a spy shop. 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:45.760 What would you possibly do in a spice shop trying 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:46.520 to steal the tumrick? 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:51.120 Yeah, oh my goodness. It was like forty degrees where 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.679 we wanted to immerse ourselves, which is why we're in 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.800 the Old Quarter, but we were clearly the only throus 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.679 And then out of literally nowhere, this woman building a 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:04.120 brew and just start keeping my husband and weeping him, 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:09.040 like literally sweeping him out onto the I'm just standing there, 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.719 and all of a sudden she turns to me and 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.000 she starts yelling that we're back for business and hitting 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:19.000 me with the groom away an expat hurdles and apparently 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:23.600 my husband's like the mafia in Vietnam. So he's six 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:25.400 foot five, really heavily tattooed. 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:31.439 Because the thought that Martha was doing some spishal like sorry, 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.160 this spishop is not the brows and get. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:36.480 Out the mafia like carries to universal. All right, thank you, kay, 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.959 let's go to Matthew who's called through? Hello Matthew, you're 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:40.240 on the air. What did you get kicked out of? 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.520 Hey, guys A long time listener, first time caller. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:46.400 I know this voice. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:50.760 Are we going. 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:53.720 The kids? 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:54.720 Guys? 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:55.319 Not on air? 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.920 This is Laura's beautiful partner. By the way, Maddie Jay 0:12:58.679 --> 0:12:59.320 being kicked. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.199 Out of many a play but probably only a few 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:02.920 you can talk about on radio. 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:03.640 What is it? 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.600 What do you think kicked out it? Besides the bedroom? 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:10.000 Yeah, this is a weird one. So I belong to 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:13.040 a few different groups on Facebook and there's one that 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:18.520 honestly I don't even remember joining, but it's Mossman Living 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.920 is a Facebook group and so anyone who's not familiar 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:24.240 with Mossman, I would say it's probably the most affluent 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.200 area suburb in Sydney. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:27.680 You guys don't live in We don't. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:29.319 We live on the other side of the bridge. Why 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.120 did you join the Mossman community group? 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.160 I found it really amusing just seeing what these people 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.440 you know the most are arguably the richest people in Sydney. 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:41.200 For example, it would be like Derek was complaining about 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.520 the fact that people were parking too close to driveway, 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:47.040 so we couldn't take his boat, or if somebody was asking, 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.200 is there anyone you could recommend who like the lift maintenance? 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:52.120 Because the lift inside a mansion was broken. 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.640 Oh wow, So. 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:57.400 Mattie Ja, you joined the Mossman Facebook group purely for amusement. 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.880 But what I want to know is how did they 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.120 discover that you were not a part of the group 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:03.760 and you were just there for a good old roll. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:04.320 Well. 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.080 I was just a crazy guy that never really commented. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.040 But then after about twelve months I started getting involved. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:11.840 Is the word? 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:12.839 Oh yeah. 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:16.600 The lady called Susan and and she made a complaint 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.440 because the hedges at one of the roundabout was really unkept, 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:23.200 and she was complaining about the council weren't cutting back 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.880 to hedges. And I was like, Susan, get a grip. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.680 I was like, honestly, And they were like, he's not 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.360 even from one of us making a deep job. They're 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.280 like Bond die. 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:35.640 Well, Susan was one of the added members. So why 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.040 had I gone and made an argument right with like 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:42.280 the Queen of Mossman. So unfortunately I've been banned from 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.560 Mossman Living. Never even stept foot there afterwards, and I 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.000 was used now to go to Mossman. 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:47.880 We're never going to be able to move to Mossmann. Honey, 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:50.080 He's done it for us. I think for multiple reasons, 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:51.040 you won't be moving to Boston. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:59.880 Thanks, guys, cheers, ask on guys. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.920 If you don't know what it is, this is our 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:05.600 Thursday podcast episode is where you guys write in your 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.280 questions and well we do our best to answer them. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.360 You're deep, dark and dirty questions, all of you. I 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.360 have one for you today, Laura, Oh bringing up me? 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.240 Is this a personal one? 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:14.560 No? 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:14.880 Sorry? 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:15.360 Stuff for me? 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:16.480 No? 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.040 I was like, do you want to dare you want 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:19.920 to air your dirty laundry or national video? 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.160 This is from someone called Sarah, but I think Sarah's 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.200 probably made up because she said this is not my name. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:27.480 She wants to Okay, Slarah, don't worry, we got you back, Sarah. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:29.280 I would love some help, girls. I've been with my 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.480 boyfriend for four months and everything has been going pretty well. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:35.200 A while ago, before we even knew each other, I 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.360 had an only fans that I used to make some 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.880 pretty decent money from. I stopped creating content about a 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.640 year and a half ago when I got a full 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.040 time job and I just didn't have time anymore. Well, 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.160 now I've lost my job and I want to start 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.080 the Only Fans back up again. But I'm pretty sure 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:53.000 my boyfriend will not be okay with it. Can I 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:56.280 start it up again secretly? Or do I need to 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:56.840 tell him? 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:57.480 Oh my god. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.960 I mean, I'm gonna just jump in here and say 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:03.960 honesty is the best policy for everything in a relationship. 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:05.320 Although only fans. 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.320 I have nothing against anyone who wants to start only fans. Great, 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.840 go for a girlfriend, make a side hustle, make some money, 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.760 but I can understand why if you're in a committed relationship, 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.720 your partner may not be okay with it and may 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.040 have some reservations. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.240 Well, depending on how much you're gonna share. I want 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:22.720 to add in here. I think this is something that 0:16:22.760 --> 0:16:25.640 a lot of people don't know. Only Fans isn't just 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:28.320 for like sexy topless naked photos. You could you can 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.440 have an only Fans where you cook. If people want 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:31.440 to pay to see it, they can see it. 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.480