WEBVTT - FULL: Squeaky Bum Time 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.600 Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:11.119 Me said, buddy, here's a trait anywhere the dog is 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:12.720 paid on me like I'm a lamp post. 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:16.000 I'm not interrogating you. You called me. This isn't the 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:17.720 police or the tax inspector. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:21.800 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:22.439 Hey, good on in team. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.560 It is a minutes past six Thursday morning. Welcome to 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:28.440 the Christian O'Connell Show. Good one, and Patsy Money, good. 0:00:28.360 --> 0:00:29.720 One, and Jack how are you guys? 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.640 I'm nerds, although I was hit yesterday with Tomorrow's for 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:37.760 pocket Money pay rise. Yesterday my youngest daughter said that 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.199 they've been learning about inflation at scos. There we go, 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.760 just go, and so I think, actually it needs to 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:44.760 be a justed this year. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.720 It needs to go up. And I'm like, you know 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.000 where you don't know whether you're being fair or unfair. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:51.720 They're getting you with your weakest point. 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:53.120 N No, not just that. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.600 And my natural inclination is always just to say yes, hey, 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:59.000 because it's so much more fun than say no, and. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.800 Also it just gives them to yeah. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.640 I was just sat down for the first time yesterday 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.399 evening with a glass of wine. Then suddenly she came 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.200 flying in. She was like, question, and whenever she does 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.080 this question a lot. Oh god, I'm so tired. My 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.800 powers are so weak right now. And I just went 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.680 what literally with the remote control on boords what And 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:18.560 I went, where's your mum? 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.319 She's out for night. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.800 And I'm like, oh god, I'm the only one on duty. 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.640 The vice president is going to have to make a 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.480 presidential decision on spend. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.480 Can I can I have more pocket? When I was like, why, 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.600 what do you need it for? It's that stuff. 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:35.959 Turning them every day. And she was like, oh, we've 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.680 been learning that inflation. I think it needs to be 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.160 adjusted and go up. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.319 I guess the cost of living has been going up. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.480 Don't worry about I'm going to worry about that. They 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.520 don't have to worry about. Oh, fifteen year old is 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:47.840 worried about the cost of living. 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.320 I wish I knew utility bills. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:52.720 I'm paying out at the moment, right and center. 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.320 Have you seen the petrol plump? 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.000 Sly, it's a nightmare. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.320 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:01.000 So that two days on the show. 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.160 Then we've been doing the ages out of the alphabet 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:06.880 or streets with boys' names. We finally completed it yesterday 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.280 thanks to your streets and donations of them. Today we 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.040 need to open up streets with girls names. You've got 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:13.799 one to kick us off. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:18.800 I used to live on Victoria Street. Very lovely girl's name. 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.400 I'm hoping for. I was hoping you were going to 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:22.280 say Valerie. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:24.600 I can't change my history. 0:02:25.360 --> 0:02:27.080 Do you know the name Valerie? Pats? 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:28.320 Not at all? 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.320 Oh? Okay, just bout that one away. What's wrong with 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:31.720 the name? 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.200 Who's got such strong opinions? 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:37.919 Six? It's dark out there? Why such a strong defined 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.400 opinion about Valerie? I am getting old fashioned. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:42.680 It feels like you've got some sort of nemesis in 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.000 your past. Name Valerie. 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:45.560 No, I haven't. No, I just don't like it. 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:47.080 Val val No. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:47.919 I've got a cousin. 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.760 Val is a retired name, isn't she? 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:52.280 You've got a Valerie in your family and that. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.720 You're calling it out. Don't care for it. I don't 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.800 care for it all right, So you've got Victoria? 0:02:57.360 --> 0:02:59.040 Are we happy with that? It could be named after. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.400 The lastly who was upset her a highness on the show? 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:01.959 No victory? 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.720 You know what that was going to be my name 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.919 If I wasn't Patrina, it was going to be Victoria. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:07.639 So I like that Jack, That's. 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.960 Good, Okay, I'll add it to the board. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.680 Thank god she likes that one. What we're doing is 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.559 all twenty six. Then them would run past the overseer. 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:17.279 The onwardsman Street Names has installed herself today. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.640 Right, and how are we putting? We are putting up 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.160 Lady Betty Parade. 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.639 I don't like why there's nobody called Lady Betty. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:25.120 But there is Betty. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.919 Yeah, tons of Betty's. 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:30.280 Put Betty and Bee sure, but Lady Betty for l right, okay, 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:35.800 B for B for Betty yeah, but brackets Lady Betty 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:37.119 Parade so confusing. 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:38.880 Please not for me. I'm not up there. 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:41.200 But Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.880 So we did the Melbourne A to Z of Streets 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:47.840 with boys' names. Today we're flipping around. It's the eight 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.680 seat of streets with girls names. We have two Bay's 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:52.440 already two streets already filled. 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:56.840 Victoria Street and the controversial Betty Parade, which is actually 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.280 Lady Betty Parade in view Bank No. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:06.160 Four one four one O four three. Valerie, Hello, Hello Valerie. 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:09.320 Did you know did you hear what Patsy said earlier 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:09.839 about your name? 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:10.119 Yes? 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:15.040 Yes, I don't like her anymore. I'm sorry, Petsy, you 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.600 live in this western suburbs. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:18.839 I go for you all the time and then you 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.480 insult me. I mean, I was named after my auntie 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.960 who passed away as a baby, and you insult me 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:24.279 like that. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.080 I'm shattered, totally shattered. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:27.960 But I still love you. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:33.960 I still love you. Is a great name, Vatterie. What 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:35.240 street have you got for us? Have you got a 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:36.000 Valerie Street? 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:36.800 No? 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:38.239 I actually live in Rachel Court? 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:42.880 Right, brilliant, perfect, Rachel Court goes up. Thank you very much, Van, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:43.440 have a good day. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:46.480 You're welcome you to Bye bye bye, Max? 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:51.200 I was I know? Max? And what street have you 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.000 got worst for us? With a girl's name? 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.919 I live in Helen Road, which used to be my 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:56.680 sister's name. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:03.000 Nice Helen Street or road? 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.720 Do you say Helen Road? 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:08.120 Helen Road? Max? That's great, Thank you very much. Have 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:08.640 a good day. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:09.760 Hey, yeah you do? 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:20.520 By Tony to Hello, There you go, Tony, There you go. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.480 I'm good Tony. How's your week going? 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:23.440 Oh? 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:24.200 Going right? 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:24.679 Okay? 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:25.520 Tell you again? 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:26.240 Going yeah? 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.640 Good? Gang gangs? 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:35.600 Good Meredith Street. Meredith, Ye like it, Tony, thank you 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.080 very much. 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:41.679 Just go do good morning, Sue, are you? I'm good, Sue, Sue? 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.080 What at street with a girl's name? If you've got 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:44.279 for us? 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:44.560 Mate? 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.359 Eric first present? 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:52.440 Very nice? Yeah, now Erica with a C. You're okay? 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:54.680 Nice of course? 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:57.400 Thank you for champions. All right, so thank you very much. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:58.920 Have a good day, Thanks God. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:00.600 Thanks face. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.880 Jody, good morning. 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.000 How are we good? 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.279 Jody? You good? Jody? 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:07.520 I'm very good today? 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.480 Actually yeah, not just good, but yeah. 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:12.160 My son's twenty fifth birthday. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:14.960 Don't know how that happened. I'm only twenty seventh, you. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.760 Know, is twenty five today? Yeah? 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:18.880 Twenty five today? 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:19.320 Wow? 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.279 How do you feel? 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.160 I'm a mixed emotions? 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.680 Actually yeah, makes me feel old man. 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:29.080 That's great. And what are you all doing? You're going 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:29.920 out for dinner tonight? 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:32.800 Or oh yeah, I'm on my way to work this morning. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.400 But yeah, we're going out to dinner tonight. So's that'd 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:35.920 be nice? 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:37.800 Oh well, I hope you will have a great, very 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.040 special day today. Jody. What's the street name you've got 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:40.320 for us? 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.760 I've actually got three for you? 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.800 Wow, poker, come on, then you've got the trifecta. What 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:46.320 have you got? 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:47.279 All right? 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:52.160 So I live on Laura Road, which runs off Catherine Road. 0:06:53.279 --> 0:06:56.159 Sister up the road is Anne Road. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:58.400 I can picture the whole suburb. 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:03.520 Yeah, I think we can see what they did there. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.839 They went, keep going, guys, keep going, guys, meetings going. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.080 Well, that is great. 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.600 You've given us three world done, Jody, and enjoyed tonight's dinner. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:13.239 Thanks a lot, guys. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:17.000 Have a great day, Hony. Bye, Danny, good mate, there 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.760 are you going? I'm good Danny. What have you got 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.000 for us? 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:22.920 Danny, boy, I've got well, I had one for yesterday, 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.240 but I couldn't get through. So I've got Ronald and 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:26.960 Shirley Avenue down in Sorrento. 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:33.360 Ronald, Yeah, that was for yesterday. Maybe Ronnie. I've never 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:37.320 met a lazy cool what's your name, Kelly? Ronald? Okay, 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:38.840 maybe in Australia. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:45.559 Ron My great great grainparents owned a lot of land 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.760 in Sorrento and they named them after their grandchildren, Shirley 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:49.320 and Ronald. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.600 My gosh, see, so you've given us Shirley. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:55.360 I'm giving you Shirley. But unfortunately they spend all the 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.360 cash so none of it filtered through the generation. 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:02.160 Damn, it's come on, relatives. That's not fair. It's not 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:08.280 at all, it's not Can you imagine? Yeah, can you imagine 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.680 what that'd be worth? Now? Yeah, you wouldn't be. 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:18.280 Up there early calling us. Them's the breaks, Danny's. That's 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:19.960 what we're here doing this show because we don't have 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:20.720 land down there. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:25.760 Christian Connell's show podcast where She. 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:33.959 Yeah, production now available. But I'm nucking around at kids No. 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:37.000 Four one four one O four The eight sent of 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:40.240 Melbourne streets with girls' names, Jackie Boy, what is failed? 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:40.760 So far? 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.480 We've got Anne Street, Betty Parade, Catherine Street, Erica Crescent, 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.920 Helen Street, Laura Street, Meredith Road, Rachel Street, Shirley Avenue 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:50.160 and Victoria Street. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:53.240 Oh, let's fill up some more. Tanya, good morning, Welcome 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:58.240 to the show mate. Hello, Hello, Tania, how are you doing? 0:08:59.360 --> 0:08:59.560 Hi? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:00.520 Are you going? 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:02.840 I'm good, Tania. So you've got a street for us? 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.720 I do I have a tenure court in Dandy. 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:11.560 On Tana and the same as my name as well, 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:20.960 with an I or y with an I. 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.280 Sounding quite sort of stern about that, with an I 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.079 am idiot asking. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.719 T A n I A yeah, I think you got that. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:31.760 Big yeah, is that with ak? 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.280 I only discovered it on a school marathon when I 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:37.800 was in high school many years ago. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.800 We all remember those, the school marathons. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:45.360 School marathon, cross cross country. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:52.760 Married couple but entire marathon. Wow, all right did it? Tanya? 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.480 Thank you very much. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:56.240 You cal changes it, no problem, have a good day 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:59.960 and you please, Paul, why not. 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.360 I have Fiona streeting pistol. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.560 Yes, thank you, thank you, Paul, thank. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:14.079 You, thank you. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.800 It is. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.640 Yes, Good morning morning Drinda. Welcome to the show. So 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.080 a street with the girl's name here in Melbourne, what 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:28.880 have you got? 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.480 I was actually in Geelong Janine Court, Jim. We call 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.600 it lower Lovely Banks because it's on the edge of 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:39.000 Cario and Lovely Banks is a prestigious subject. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:39.760 But is not. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:43.199 But it's actually called Lovely Banks. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:46.880 But my cousin lives in the court. But my friend's 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.040 husband was doing the development and got a chance to 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:53.120 name one of the streets after his wife. So it's 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:54.079 called Jeanine Court. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.520 All right, chut that in. Thank you very much. It's 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:00.800 not just a street name there. We got some local, 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.920 really local ultra local history as well. Thank you very much. 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:08.720 Doing Detroit, ya tell you today, I'm going. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.280 To try what can you chuck our way? What's the 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:10.880 street name? 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:14.280 I'm another one on Geelong Gertrude Street. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.640 Tell you what we've won Gelong guys, Fox FM. Find 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.400 out that we've taken jil on this morning, just the 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:20.120 last ten minutes. 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:21.960 And Troy give us the history of how the street 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:22.439 was named. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:23.920 Yeah anything that lovely Bank. 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:26.760 I'm going to tell you. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.040 But another little guy. 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:30.360 I'm in the truck driving now and I've just gone 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.079 through a little. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:36.120 Township anyway, are you lying? 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:39.280 L I? 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:44.600 I sorry mate, We'll let you know when we're doing townships. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:49.520 Good only Troy, Thank you very much. Let's go to 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:55.640 uh Sam. Sam. Hello, it's not making easy for me. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:01.839 Hello you doing Sam? Welcome to radio Sam. What have 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:02.800 you got for a Sammy boy? 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.200 You got Penny caught in Lara? 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:06.400 Love it? Okay? 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.400 Almost of the Beatles song almost yeah? 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.160 Perfect? Love that? All right? Sam? Well, let you go. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:17.959 Thank you very much. Mark, you boy? Ah Mark? What 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.040 street name have you got? 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:21.160 Catherine close and. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:27.040 The gotcha yeah with the Cakatherine with a K, Jack 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.400 and an eye. All right, Markey boy, thank you very much, 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.040 have a good day. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:31.440 Thanks. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.440 Thanks Christian enjoyed. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:37.040 I love that. I think all Carners should just toot 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:38.000 themselves off today. 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:45.040 Micky, all right, i'd knock off Q for you. 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:49.000 Yeah right, what have you got Quinn? Quinn? 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:51.000 Yes, it's an honest name. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:52.720 It's used for boys or bills. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:54.679 I know it's used for boys. I didn't know it's 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.599 a girl's name. Quinn. Yes, there was a quick you 0:12:56.640 --> 0:13:01.880 can get good to believe me, fall out over. I'll 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:03.240 call your bluff, Pommy. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.160 There is a female Quinn in the show Daria. 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:13.880 And that's how you base all your facts on fictional 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:16.480 I'm starting with me on this one. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.120 Google cat Tuns. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:20.000 Where can you learn it? 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.959 Wow? Yeah, quite right. At least we can agree on that, 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:24.959 all right, Michamus, thank you very much. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:29.400 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.839 Patty, you're going to love this, right. I found it 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:36.840 quite irritating. Patsy. Maybe you have this hearing how relaxed Jack. 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.439 Is at the moment, right, and it is to come 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.760 before the storm, because you know, when he becomes adapt 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.600 for the first time and his wife gives birthla first child, 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:45.840 their son, and the couple of his time, it is amazing, 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:50.080 life changing amazing. However, it's also the start of chaos, 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:53.360 right and for the rest of your life, never quite 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:55.720 having control over everything. 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.720 I know it's going to be tricky, and I'm prepared 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:58.600 for it to be tricky. 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:02.920 I know now. I wasn't, and you certainly aren't. You've 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:03.800 never got any idea. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.079 It's one of those things where it's like being thrown 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.040 out of a plane and trying to learn how to 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.040 parachute while you're reading a handbook about it. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.480 Then halfway through the handbook there are no more pages. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.480 I put in a single bed into our house yesterday 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:18.360 to compete with the chaos when it comes, because we 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.680 don't have a spare bed in our house. Now we've 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:24.360 got somewhere where we can go if one of us, yes, 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:26.240 this is how I pitched it to be anchor as well. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.720 That's what she said. That's exactly what we've got. 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.720 You've got your bed for this. But if do you 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:33.680 need an escape bed. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:37.200 If nighttime feeds are getting chaotic and people can't sleep 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:37.680 when you. 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:42.360 See people one of the people, why would be chaotic 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:43.680 for your wife? People? 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:46.120 You we could either of us could go and get 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.360 some rest. But that's so funny because the breastfeeds so noisy. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.960 It's not the same room. The single bed is down 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.920 the back in my home office slash music room. 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.840 Like all great offices lash bed. The kids used to 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:03.680 have that where they had that bed above her desk. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:05.440 You got one of those. 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:09.800 So I looked at the bun. I did consider the 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:15.880 bunk set from adults. It was just too short from Otherwise, 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.800 I would have loved to broadcast the show from the 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:19.400 bottom of my. 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.440 Being sort of six of my grown up then that 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.560 short stepped down and then a fully functioning adult radio 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:27.520 studio underneath Good Morning Melbourne. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.280 But Bianco accused me of making an escape pod that's 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.960 just for me, But it's not. It is She can 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.000 use it as well. If the baby's driving her nuts, 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:39.160 I'll look after the baby. She can go into the 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:39.720 single bed. 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.720 Then you should let her go back to her nice 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:43.160 you know bed, the double bed. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.080 Yeah, but what if what if the chaos is happening 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.080 during the night when we're in the oh, it will 0:15:47.160 --> 0:15:50.120 be exactly that's when it happens, and she might want 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.000 to go and get some naps in in the scene. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.640 You won't be able to sleep. I think it's look, no, 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:57.920 look I support you. I think it's great that you're 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.720 thinking ahead. I think it's brilliant. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:00.720 But not thinking ahead. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:01.560 Do you know what's happening now? 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.200 This is now the first time you've realized what's about 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:09.680 that cracked the bed? Yeah, this escape pod bed. I've 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:13.800 written down here three letters, SBT squeaky bum time he's 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.920 gone from. Oh, I've done this. We've got this really too. 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.600 It happened when it gets noisy, suck it up. 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.480 It's a last resort. I'm not going to be using 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.360 it every night. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:27.840 I'll never be allowed to go on it. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.360 No I will because if nights get particularly crazy and 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:33.320 I know there will be lack of sleep here and 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:38.200 there really crazy, then I can pull the escape cord 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:39.840 and the single bed will be in the back of 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:40.120 the head. 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.800 It's not an escape room. You'll still be. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.800 Able to hear it. And then you've got a sister 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:44.880 in law coming over, right. 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.280 I just presume the single bed was for her to 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:50.600 say she's coming over from America to be with her 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:52.640 sister in this special time. 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.840 I would love to after the single bed, but no. 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:57.040 But remember I'm going to be broadcasting from home, and 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:58.440 that's where my setup is. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:16:59.480 So on the bed. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:02.120 I have my sister in law behind me while I'm 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.040 talking to you guys from my home office. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:04.280 This. 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:07.720 She'll be on the couch. I'll be in the single bed. 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:09.119 Yeah, on the couch. 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:10.200 The couch has come st me. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.280 You'll get on the couch. I guess. Don't go sleeping 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.359 on the couch. The host sleeps on the count. 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:16.480 I need that room. 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:21.560 Someone to a crumbling cliff. Oh, I could sleep in 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.240 my bed squeaky sometime. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:27.000 You're listening to the question you know Carl Show podcast. 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.639 We've all, no matter how much you enjoy your work, right, 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:31.160 you all have moments when we get bored at work. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:31.320 Right. 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:34.960 There is an amazing story from Russia, right that's coming overnight. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:39.200 A security guard right at a at the Yeltsin Center 0:17:39.359 --> 0:17:41.600 Boris Jeltson obviously years and years ago, and it was 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.480