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Speaker 4: It is a minutes past six Thursday morning. Welcome to
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connell Show. Good one, and Patsy Money, good.
Speaker 2: One, and Jack how are you guys?
Speaker 4: I'm nerds, although I was hit yesterday with Tomorrow's for
Speaker 4: pocket Money pay rise. Yesterday my youngest daughter said that
Speaker 4: they've been learning about inflation at scos. There we go,
Speaker 4: just go, and so I think, actually it needs to
Speaker 4: be a justed this year.
Speaker 3: It needs to go up. And I'm like, you know
Speaker 3: where you don't know whether you're being fair or unfair.
Speaker 2: They're getting you with your weakest point.
Speaker 3: N No, not just that.
Speaker 4: And my natural inclination is always just to say yes, hey,
Speaker 4: because it's so much more fun than say no, and.
Speaker 3: Also it just gives them to yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just sat down for the first time yesterday
Speaker 4: evening with a glass of wine. Then suddenly she came
Speaker 4: flying in. She was like, question, and whenever she does
Speaker 4: this question a lot. Oh god, I'm so tired. My
Speaker 4: powers are so weak right now. And I just went
Speaker 4: what literally with the remote control on boords what And
Speaker 4: I went, where's your mum?
Speaker 3: She's out for night.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh god, I'm the only one on duty.
Speaker 4: The vice president is going to have to make a
Speaker 4: presidential decision on spend.
Speaker 3: Can I can I have more pocket? When I was like, why,
Speaker 3: what do you need it for? It's that stuff.
Speaker 4: Turning them every day. And she was like, oh, we've
Speaker 4: been learning that inflation. I think it needs to be
Speaker 4: adjusted and go up.
Speaker 2: I guess the cost of living has been going up.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about I'm going to worry about that. They
Speaker 3: don't have to worry about. Oh, fifteen year old is
Speaker 3: worried about the cost of living.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew utility bills.
Speaker 3: I'm paying out at the moment, right and center.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the petrol plump?
Speaker 3: Sly, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So that two days on the show.
Speaker 4: Then we've been doing the ages out of the alphabet
Speaker 4: or streets with boys' names. We finally completed it yesterday
Speaker 4: thanks to your streets and donations of them. Today we
Speaker 4: need to open up streets with girls names. You've got
Speaker 4: one to kick us off.
Speaker 2: I used to live on Victoria Street. Very lovely girl's name.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping for. I was hoping you were going to
Speaker 3: say Valerie.
Speaker 2: I can't change my history.
Speaker 3: Do you know the name Valerie? Pats?
Speaker 2: Not at all?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay, just bout that one away. What's wrong with
Speaker 3: the name?
Speaker 4: Who's got such strong opinions?
Speaker 3: Six? It's dark out there? Why such a strong defined
Speaker 3: opinion about Valerie? I am getting old fashioned.
Speaker 2: It feels like you've got some sort of nemesis in
Speaker 2: your past. Name Valerie.
Speaker 5: No, I haven't. No, I just don't like it.
Speaker 3: Val val No.
Speaker 5: I've got a cousin.
Speaker 3: Val is a retired name, isn't she?
Speaker 2: You've got a Valerie in your family and that.
Speaker 3: You're calling it out. Don't care for it. I don't
Speaker 3: care for it all right, So you've got Victoria?
Speaker 2: Are we happy with that? It could be named after.
Speaker 3: The lastly who was upset her a highness on the show?
Speaker 2: No victory?
Speaker 5: You know what that was going to be my name
Speaker 5: If I wasn't Patrina, it was going to be Victoria.
Speaker 5: So I like that Jack, That's.
Speaker 2: Good, Okay, I'll add it to the board.
Speaker 4: Thank god she likes that one. What we're doing is
Speaker 4: all twenty six. Then them would run past the overseer.
Speaker 4: The onwardsman Street Names has installed herself today.
Speaker 3: Right, and how are we putting? We are putting up
Speaker 3: Lady Betty Parade.
Speaker 2: I don't like why there's nobody called Lady Betty.
Speaker 3: But there is Betty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tons of Betty's.
Speaker 6: Put Betty and Bee sure, but Lady Betty for l right, okay,
Speaker 6: B for B for Betty yeah, but brackets Lady Betty
Speaker 6: Parade so confusing.
Speaker 3: Please not for me. I'm not up there.
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So we did the Melbourne A to Z of Streets
Speaker 4: with boys' names. Today we're flipping around. It's the eight
Speaker 4: seat of streets with girls names. We have two Bay's
Speaker 4: already two streets already filled.
Speaker 2: Victoria Street and the controversial Betty Parade, which is actually
Speaker 2: Lady Betty Parade in view Bank No.
Speaker 3: Four one four one O four three. Valerie, Hello, Hello Valerie.
Speaker 3: Did you know did you hear what Patsy said earlier
Speaker 3: about your name?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yes, I don't like her anymore. I'm sorry, Petsy, you
Speaker 7: live in this western suburbs.
Speaker 8: I go for you all the time and then you
Speaker 8: insult me. I mean, I was named after my auntie
Speaker 8: who passed away as a baby, and you insult me
Speaker 8: like that.
Speaker 7: I'm shattered, totally shattered.
Speaker 9: But I still love you.
Speaker 3: I still love you. Is a great name, Vatterie. What
Speaker 3: street have you got for us? Have you got a
Speaker 3: Valerie Street?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 7: I actually live in Rachel Court?
Speaker 4: Right, brilliant, perfect, Rachel Court goes up. Thank you very much, Van,
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 11: You're welcome you to Bye bye bye, Max?
Speaker 3: I was I know? Max? And what street have you
Speaker 3: got worst for us? With a girl's name?
Speaker 12: I live in Helen Road, which used to be my
Speaker 12: sister's name.
Speaker 3: Nice Helen Street or road?
Speaker 12: Do you say Helen Road?
Speaker 3: Helen Road? Max? That's great, Thank you very much. Have
Speaker 3: a good day.
Speaker 11: Hey, yeah you do?
Speaker 13: By Tony to Hello, There you go, Tony, There you go.
Speaker 13: I'm good Tony. How's your week going?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 10: Going right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Tell you again?
Speaker 11: Going yeah?
Speaker 2: Good? Gang gangs?
Speaker 3: Good Meredith Street. Meredith, Ye like it, Tony, thank you
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 4: Just go do good morning, Sue, are you? I'm good, Sue, Sue?
Speaker 4: What at street with a girl's name? If you've got
Speaker 4: for us?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 2: Eric first present?
Speaker 3: Very nice? Yeah, now Erica with a C. You're okay?
Speaker 14: Nice of course?
Speaker 3: Thank you for champions. All right, so thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Have a good day, Thanks God.
Speaker 14: Thanks face.
Speaker 3: Jody, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are we good?
Speaker 3: Jody? You good? Jody?
Speaker 14: I'm very good today?
Speaker 15: Actually yeah, not just good, but yeah.
Speaker 7: My son's twenty fifth birthday.
Speaker 14: Don't know how that happened. I'm only twenty seventh, you.
Speaker 3: Know, is twenty five today? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Twenty five today?
Speaker 10: Wow?
Speaker 3: How do you feel?
Speaker 7: I'm a mixed emotions?
Speaker 14: Actually yeah, makes me feel old man.
Speaker 4: That's great. And what are you all doing? You're going
Speaker 4: out for dinner tonight?
Speaker 10: Or oh yeah, I'm on my way to work this morning.
Speaker 8: But yeah, we're going out to dinner tonight. So's that'd
Speaker 8: be nice?
Speaker 3: Oh well, I hope you will have a great, very
Speaker 3: special day today. Jody. What's the street name you've got
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 14: I've actually got three for you?
Speaker 3: Wow, poker, come on, then you've got the trifecta. What
Speaker 3: have you got?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 14: So I live on Laura Road, which runs off Catherine Road.
Speaker 12: Sister up the road is Anne Road.
Speaker 2: I can picture the whole suburb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we can see what they did there.
Speaker 4: They went, keep going, guys, keep going, guys, meetings going.
Speaker 3: Well, that is great.
Speaker 4: You've given us three world done, Jody, and enjoyed tonight's dinner.
Speaker 14: Thanks a lot, guys.
Speaker 3: Have a great day, Hony. Bye, Danny, good mate, there
Speaker 3: are you going? I'm good Danny. What have you got
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 15: Danny, boy, I've got well, I had one for yesterday,
Speaker 15: but I couldn't get through. So I've got Ronald and
Speaker 15: Shirley Avenue down in Sorrento.
Speaker 3: Ronald, Yeah, that was for yesterday. Maybe Ronnie. I've never
Speaker 3: met a lazy cool what's your name, Kelly? Ronald? Okay,
Speaker 3: maybe in Australia.
Speaker 15: Ron My great great grainparents owned a lot of land
Speaker 15: in Sorrento and they named them after their grandchildren, Shirley
Speaker 15: and Ronald.
Speaker 3: My gosh, see, so you've given us Shirley.
Speaker 15: I'm giving you Shirley. But unfortunately they spend all the
Speaker 15: cash so none of it filtered through the generation.
Speaker 3: Damn, it's come on, relatives. That's not fair. It's not
Speaker 3: at all, it's not Can you imagine? Yeah, can you imagine
Speaker 3: what that'd be worth? Now? Yeah, you wouldn't be.
Speaker 4: Up there early calling us. Them's the breaks, Danny's. That's
Speaker 4: what we're here doing this show because we don't have
Speaker 4: land down there.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast where She.
Speaker 4: Yeah, production now available. But I'm nucking around at kids No.
Speaker 4: Four one four one O four The eight sent of
Speaker 4: Melbourne streets with girls' names, Jackie Boy, what is failed?
Speaker 3: So far?
Speaker 2: We've got Anne Street, Betty Parade, Catherine Street, Erica Crescent,
Speaker 2: Helen Street, Laura Street, Meredith Road, Rachel Street, Shirley Avenue
Speaker 2: and Victoria Street.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's fill up some more. Tanya, good morning, Welcome
Speaker 4: to the show mate. Hello, Hello, Tania, how are you doing?
Speaker 14: Hi?
Speaker 16: Are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Tania. So you've got a street for us?
Speaker 7: I do I have a tenure court in Dandy.
Speaker 17: On Tana and the same as my name as well,
Speaker 17: with an I or y with an I.
Speaker 4: Sounding quite sort of stern about that, with an I
Speaker 4: am idiot asking.
Speaker 14: T A n I A yeah, I think you got that.
Speaker 3: Big yeah, is that with ak?
Speaker 16: I only discovered it on a school marathon when I
Speaker 16: was in high school many years ago.
Speaker 3: We all remember those, the school marathons.
Speaker 2: School marathon, cross cross country.
Speaker 3: Married couple but entire marathon. Wow, all right did it? Tanya?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 17: You cal changes it, no problem, have a good day
Speaker 17: and you please, Paul, why not.
Speaker 15: I have Fiona streeting pistol.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, thank you, Paul, thank.
Speaker 18: You, thank you.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: Yes, Good morning morning Drinda. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 3: a street with the girl's name here in Melbourne, what
Speaker 3: have you got?
Speaker 7: I was actually in Geelong Janine Court, Jim. We call
Speaker 7: it lower Lovely Banks because it's on the edge of
Speaker 7: Cario and Lovely Banks is a prestigious subject.
Speaker 18: But is not.
Speaker 14: But it's actually called Lovely Banks.
Speaker 7: But my cousin lives in the court. But my friend's
Speaker 7: husband was doing the development and got a chance to
Speaker 7: name one of the streets after his wife. So it's
Speaker 7: called Jeanine Court.
Speaker 3: All right, chut that in. Thank you very much. It's
Speaker 3: not just a street name there. We got some local,
Speaker 3: really local ultra local history as well. Thank you very much.
Speaker 10: Doing Detroit, ya tell you today, I'm going.
Speaker 3: To try what can you chuck our way? What's the
Speaker 3: street name?
Speaker 12: I'm another one on Geelong Gertrude Street.
Speaker 4: Tell you what we've won Gelong guys, Fox FM. Find
Speaker 4: out that we've taken jil on this morning, just the
Speaker 4: last ten minutes.
Speaker 2: And Troy give us the history of how the street
Speaker 2: was named.
Speaker 3: Yeah anything that lovely Bank.
Speaker 12: I'm going to tell you.
Speaker 10: But another little guy.
Speaker 12: I'm in the truck driving now and I've just gone
Speaker 12: through a little.
Speaker 15: Township anyway, are you lying?
Speaker 13: L I?
Speaker 2: I sorry mate, We'll let you know when we're doing townships.
Speaker 3: Good only Troy, Thank you very much. Let's go to
Speaker 3: uh Sam. Sam. Hello, it's not making easy for me.
Speaker 3: Hello you doing Sam? Welcome to radio Sam. What have
Speaker 3: you got for a Sammy boy?
Speaker 15: You got Penny caught in Lara?
Speaker 3: Love it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Almost of the Beatles song almost yeah?
Speaker 3: Perfect? Love that? All right? Sam? Well, let you go.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Mark, you boy? Ah Mark? What
Speaker 3: street name have you got?
Speaker 10: Catherine close and.
Speaker 3: The gotcha yeah with the Cakatherine with a K, Jack
Speaker 3: and an eye. All right, Markey boy, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 18: Thanks.
Speaker 10: Thanks Christian enjoyed.
Speaker 3: I love that. I think all Carners should just toot
Speaker 3: themselves off today.
Speaker 18: Micky, all right, i'd knock off Q for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, what have you got Quinn? Quinn?
Speaker 15: Yes, it's an honest name.
Speaker 12: It's used for boys or bills.
Speaker 3: I know it's used for boys. I didn't know it's
Speaker 3: a girl's name. Quinn. Yes, there was a quick you
Speaker 3: can get good to believe me, fall out over. I'll
Speaker 3: call your bluff, Pommy.
Speaker 2: There is a female Quinn in the show Daria.
Speaker 3: And that's how you base all your facts on fictional
Speaker 3: I'm starting with me on this one.
Speaker 10: Google cat Tuns.
Speaker 11: Where can you learn it?
Speaker 3: Wow? Yeah, quite right. At least we can agree on that,
Speaker 3: all right, Michamus, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Patty, you're going to love this, right. I found it
Speaker 3: quite irritating. Patsy. Maybe you have this hearing how relaxed Jack.
Speaker 4: Is at the moment, right, and it is to come
Speaker 4: before the storm, because you know, when he becomes adapt
Speaker 4: for the first time and his wife gives birthla first child,
Speaker 4: their son, and the couple of his time, it is amazing,
Speaker 4: life changing amazing. However, it's also the start of chaos,
Speaker 4: right and for the rest of your life, never quite
Speaker 4: having control over everything.
Speaker 2: I know it's going to be tricky, and I'm prepared
Speaker 2: for it to be tricky.
Speaker 3: I know now. I wasn't, and you certainly aren't. You've
Speaker 3: never got any idea.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where it's like being thrown
Speaker 4: out of a plane and trying to learn how to
Speaker 4: parachute while you're reading a handbook about it.
Speaker 3: Then halfway through the handbook there are no more pages.
Speaker 2: I put in a single bed into our house yesterday
Speaker 2: to compete with the chaos when it comes, because we
Speaker 2: don't have a spare bed in our house. Now we've
Speaker 2: got somewhere where we can go if one of us, yes,
Speaker 2: this is how I pitched it to be anchor as well.
Speaker 2: That's what she said. That's exactly what we've got.
Speaker 3: You've got your bed for this. But if do you
Speaker 3: need an escape bed.
Speaker 2: If nighttime feeds are getting chaotic and people can't sleep
Speaker 2: when you.
Speaker 3: See people one of the people, why would be chaotic
Speaker 3: for your wife? People?
Speaker 2: You we could either of us could go and get
Speaker 2: some rest. But that's so funny because the breastfeeds so noisy.
Speaker 2: It's not the same room. The single bed is down
Speaker 2: the back in my home office slash music room.
Speaker 3: Like all great offices lash bed. The kids used to
Speaker 3: have that where they had that bed above her desk.
Speaker 3: You got one of those.
Speaker 2: So I looked at the bun. I did consider the
Speaker 2: bunk set from adults. It was just too short from Otherwise,
Speaker 2: I would have loved to broadcast the show from the
Speaker 2: bottom of my.
Speaker 4: Being sort of six of my grown up then that
Speaker 4: short stepped down and then a fully functioning adult radio
Speaker 4: studio underneath Good Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: But Bianco accused me of making an escape pod that's
Speaker 2: just for me, But it's not. It is She can
Speaker 2: use it as well. If the baby's driving her nuts,
Speaker 2: I'll look after the baby. She can go into the
Speaker 2: single bed.
Speaker 3: Then you should let her go back to her nice
Speaker 3: you know bed, the double bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if what if the chaos is happening
Speaker 2: during the night when we're in the oh, it will
Speaker 2: be exactly that's when it happens, and she might want
Speaker 2: to go and get some naps in in the scene.
Speaker 5: You won't be able to sleep. I think it's look, no,
Speaker 5: look I support you. I think it's great that you're
Speaker 5: thinking ahead. I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 3: But not thinking ahead.
Speaker 2: Do you know what's happening now?
Speaker 3: This is now the first time you've realized what's about
Speaker 3: that cracked the bed? Yeah, this escape pod bed. I've
Speaker 3: written down here three letters, SBT squeaky bum time he's
Speaker 3: gone from. Oh, I've done this. We've got this really too.
Speaker 3: It happened when it gets noisy, suck it up.
Speaker 2: It's a last resort. I'm not going to be using
Speaker 2: it every night.
Speaker 3: I'll never be allowed to go on it.
Speaker 2: No I will because if nights get particularly crazy and
Speaker 2: I know there will be lack of sleep here and
Speaker 2: there really crazy, then I can pull the escape cord
Speaker 2: and the single bed will be in the back of
Speaker 2: the head.
Speaker 5: It's not an escape room. You'll still be.
Speaker 3: Able to hear it. And then you've got a sister
Speaker 3: in law coming over, right.
Speaker 4: I just presume the single bed was for her to
Speaker 4: say she's coming over from America to be with her
Speaker 4: sister in this special time.
Speaker 2: I would love to after the single bed, but no.
Speaker 2: But remember I'm going to be broadcasting from home, and
Speaker 2: that's where my setup is.
Speaker 3: So on the bed.
Speaker 2: I have my sister in law behind me while I'm
Speaker 2: talking to you guys from my home office.
Speaker 9: This.
Speaker 2: She'll be on the couch. I'll be in the single bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the couch.
Speaker 2: The couch has come st me.
Speaker 3: You'll get on the couch. I guess. Don't go sleeping
Speaker 3: on the couch. The host sleeps on the count.
Speaker 2: I need that room.
Speaker 3: Someone to a crumbling cliff. Oh, I could sleep in
Speaker 3: my bed squeaky sometime.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We've all, no matter how much you enjoy your work, right,
Speaker 4: you all have moments when we get bored at work.
Speaker 18: Right.
Speaker 3: There is an amazing story from Russia, right that's coming overnight.
Speaker 3: A security guard right at a at the Yeltsin Center
Speaker 3: Boris Jeltson obviously years and years ago, and it was
Speaker 3: in the eighties, was the leader of well as it
Speaker 3: was then, the Soviet Union, and anyway, they've got loads
Speaker 3: of fine art there and he's on his first day
Speaker 3: as a job as a security guard overnight. Now, if
Speaker 3: you sign up to be a private security guard and
Speaker 3: you're looking after fine art, you know what two job
Speaker 3: things there really don't let them start then, and don't
Speaker 3: let anyone touch them. First day of the job overnight, Patsy,
Speaker 3: he gets a ballpoint pen out and on a piece
Speaker 3: of art which is worth a million and a half
Speaker 3: dollars right called faceless figures. He's looking at that, going bo.
Speaker 3: The artist must have forgot to put.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: I'm new here, but sometimes it needs a new way
Speaker 3: of thinking. Think outside the box.
Speaker 2: I'm going to appreciate my initiative if I just finished.
Speaker 4: I'm not a savage on the man assist. I won't
Speaker 4: use a big old felt tip or a sharpie. I'll
Speaker 4: get my ballpoint, I get my bick out and and
Speaker 4: two more perfect Now that now that is art.
Speaker 3: He's ruined them. Obviously, he's ruined them.
Speaker 4: They were worth a half million dollars. He is basically
Speaker 4: scribbled on them. He's defaced them. It's not putting ash
Speaker 4: on Mona Lisa.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he expects them the next morning
Speaker 2: when everybody comes back to the gallery and go, hey,
Speaker 2: that picture has eyes. Now there's somebody with anyone here
Speaker 2: over night.
Speaker 3: They were fine when we left here.
Speaker 4: And understand if he'd been doing that job twenty years
Speaker 4: and he's like I am so bored your first night
Speaker 4: or so he could have just got some paper out
Speaker 4: do that. Yeah, yeah, why put the old pen on
Speaker 4: the fine art? Anyway, this is an incredible story, right,
Speaker 4: So this morning wants to know two ways for this, right,
Speaker 4: what happened on your first job? By the way, spoiler,
Speaker 4: he's obviously been fired, no doubt.
Speaker 2: How could he buzz like that? All right, we're gonna
Speaker 2: let you do the morning immediately.
Speaker 3: After doing it, like, do you know what? Actually I
Speaker 3: really should have done that.
Speaker 2: I'll just go now, you'll have one more day to
Speaker 2: prove yourself. And we're taking all your pens.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know you're on probation, by the way,
Speaker 4: so anymore of this to facing and if this, let this.
Speaker 2: Be the last one coming out of your story million
Speaker 2: and a half.
Speaker 4: You know when they asked for the police's badge and
Speaker 4: stuff like that and the gun and we're gonna need
Speaker 4: your big pen. We're gonna need that hand that over all. Right,
Speaker 4: So being bored at work? And what happened on your
Speaker 4: first job? Did anyone get actually fired on their first
Speaker 4: at work or make a big mistake? And what have
Speaker 4: you done when you're bored at work?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Tony, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 18: We're all just a bunch of young guys, fifteen year olds,
Speaker 18: and we've all got a job at a at a
Speaker 18: sacrist soap so we're board. We threw soap all over
Speaker 18: the ground and we started doing donuts on a forklift,
Speaker 18: of course, and we lost control of a forklift that flipped.
Speaker 18: And because the hour of the place didn't know who
Speaker 18: we were. We're all working for cash, we just legged it.
Speaker 18: Lift the place, open, pork it upside down and lift
Speaker 18: the place. Yeah, soap all over the floor on the
Speaker 18: forklift on the side.
Speaker 3: Kids to get on those forec doing donuts with soap
Speaker 3: all over the floor. Yes, thank you? How much you go?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: So what have you done when you've been bored at work?
Speaker 4: And what happened on your first day in your new job?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Brett?
Speaker 10: Okay, what guy go on? Good morning? I was halfway
Speaker 10: frevye shift. I was a facer delivery boy. For first
Speaker 10: note on a job. I had to go and do
Speaker 10: drop off and I went through a random bet a
Speaker 10: little bit too quick and wrote the car off and
Speaker 10: hit a tray and chip woman. What am I going
Speaker 10: to do this? I rang the light of morning. He
Speaker 10: came down and grab me and he said, let's grab
Speaker 10: the paces as well. So got a couple of three
Speaker 10: paces out of as well, and I never saw heard
Speaker 10: from him again.
Speaker 3: What he has left the car total on the roundabout?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just have to ride from random bit managed
Speaker 10: to get away an idiot. I want a bad driver
Speaker 10: and a bit of a face, but I'm not, you know,
Speaker 10: I've got to think about the other papers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people talk the way knows.
Speaker 10: Don't be caught an excellent.
Speaker 3: How are the pizzas? Though they're good pizzas.
Speaker 10: The first one was there all the second one was
Speaker 10: a little bit upso down making vanilla watch woods.
Speaker 2: Of glass and of the car.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Cool.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys, have a good one and you take care.
Speaker 3: Michelle.
Speaker 8: Hi, guys, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good Michelle? So what happened? Going for? What happened
Speaker 3: in your first day or board at work?
Speaker 8: First day, first full time job ever? I was nineteen,
Speaker 8: so it was a few years ago I got employed
Speaker 8: to working in an endoscopy center, you know where they
Speaker 8: do guesstroscopes and karnoscapes on patients.
Speaker 3: We're all familiar with the part of the body we're
Speaker 3: talking about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, that part of the body. And so anyway,
Speaker 8: my first task for the day, and this has only
Speaker 8: opened three days. This center was brand new, clean, perfectly white.
Speaker 8: By the way as well, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I've gone there and there's mess all over, guys, clean up.
Speaker 8: This was beautifully painting.
Speaker 2: You got to stop going to that so cheap, so cheap.
Speaker 3: He's got big fingernails as well as well.
Speaker 8: This is a fread of dwelling clean white premises. And
Speaker 8: I was tasked with, let's say, emptying out the jar
Speaker 8: of gold at the back, and I accidentally kicked one
Speaker 8: overs one big jar everywhere. I had to get new shoes.
Speaker 8: I had to get me entire deep clean. You think
Speaker 8: you think they were deep cleaning during COVID This was
Speaker 8: three years was.
Speaker 4: Give you this joint don voucher for interval if you
Speaker 4: promise not to say anymore, please, I'm feeling sick.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: We've got a new team member joined the show last
Speaker 4: year and he's brilliant, right, it's called Perry. However, I've
Speaker 4: recently found out the last couple of hours that he
Speaker 4: doesn't like sour though. Now you might think this is
Speaker 4: a minor thing. It is, but you know, when someone
Speaker 4: says something so vehemently they don't like something that you
Speaker 4: actually do like you actually judged them differently.
Speaker 2: Boggles the mind and you can't really tell what's going
Speaker 2: on inside.
Speaker 4: It does boggle the mind, Jack, I thought Perry was
Speaker 4: a stand up guy. No, and who doesn't like sour dough.
Speaker 2: If we can't trust Perry about bread, what can we do?
Speaker 3: Where does that leave us?
Speaker 4: He's a guy in charge of our social posts, you know,
Speaker 4: can we trust to go doesn't like sour dough?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he might be putting up you know, photos from
Speaker 2: the show, videos from the show, then anti sowdo stuff
Speaker 2: that we haven't even improved.
Speaker 3: He's spreading misinformation right here in the team. He's a
Speaker 3: sour dough denier. We can't have that.
Speaker 4: You guys all love sour do love. Yeah, it's up
Speaker 4: there on the Mount Rushmore. It's the first loaf to
Speaker 4: go up there on their bready Rushmore. Surely so this morning.
Speaker 4: Want to know, we can't be friends if you don't
Speaker 4: like what is it for you?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 9: For me?
Speaker 4: By the way, as well, if anyone says they've seen
Speaker 4: The Godfather and they didn't like it, I will never hang.
Speaker 3: Out with you. We won't talk about this, but I
Speaker 3: will freeze you out. We cannot be friends. Okay. In
Speaker 3: the Godfather, I have seen The.
Speaker 2: Godfather and I can't leave it there.
Speaker 3: Leave it there.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't dislike it.
Speaker 3: Leave it there.
Speaker 4: This is what broke up American rosso. It wasn't the Sockings.
Speaker 4: One of them went, I did not like The Godfather.
Speaker 4: That's it, it's over.
Speaker 2: Did not care for Marlon Brando's accent. Not believable to me. No,
Speaker 2: it wasn't a barrel of flaughs. I just don't jacket.
Speaker 3: It's comedy.
Speaker 2: I do want to see the new Jackular.
Speaker 3: Let's agree on that, all right, So Jack, what is
Speaker 3: it for you?
Speaker 2: We can't be friends if we don't like Okay, this
Speaker 2: seems immature about anyone who doesn't like Green Day. And
Speaker 2: I know they're my favorite band when I say that,
Speaker 2: but I feel like people who say they don't like
Speaker 2: green Day they haven't really sat with the catalog and
Speaker 2: listened to say, sat with the cattle, listened to the
Speaker 2: best album.
Speaker 4: They anyway, you've turned the pages and buy what Bejo
Speaker 4: Armstrong what You might have.
Speaker 2: Just heard the hits on the radio, but the b
Speaker 2: sides and the album tracks, there's there's lots of gold
Speaker 2: and there is Peter.
Speaker 3: Jackson doing let it be of a nine hour documentary
Speaker 3: about Green Day.
Speaker 2: I would watch nine hours, ninety hours, Patsy, what's it
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 5: I can't be friends. I don't know. With Lauren, one
Speaker 5: of my mates.
Speaker 4: It feels like we've been hanged my ten year old Lauren,
Speaker 4: this is what your ten year old speak.
Speaker 3: Likely I find out with Lauren today they were talking
Speaker 3: like that. There's stories, take ages, get on with it, kids.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could be Lauren taking.
Speaker 3: My lucky gold and my pencil case.
Speaker 11: You know what?
Speaker 5: She eats her pizza with a fork and knife. That bizarre.
Speaker 2: I ate pizza with a knife and for It's just weird, weird.
Speaker 3: It's just having manners.
Speaker 5: It's not an elegant meal.
Speaker 3: An legant the way you said it, Ellie.
Speaker 2: I would eat pizza at home with my hands, but
Speaker 2: if I'm at a restaurant, I would eat it with
Speaker 2: a knife and fork.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: No, I can't, Laura.
Speaker 5: I just can't get over it.
Speaker 4: Okay, who can't you be friends with if they don't
Speaker 4: like what is it for you? So Green Day for
Speaker 4: Jack Godfather and for me? And is it Laurens.
Speaker 3: Like Lauren?
Speaker 2: Sorry Lauren? If you're listening to the.
Speaker 3: What about people with massive hands?
Speaker 2: She doesn't have massive hairs.
Speaker 5: Michael Jackson had messy hair.
Speaker 3: We can't be friends if you don't like what is
Speaker 3: it for you?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So Christian, I could be friends with someone who didn't
Speaker 4: so for listener and this morning and Alas Springs, Hello
Speaker 4: Angelana Springs.
Speaker 3: Christoph could be friends with someone doesn't have gravy on
Speaker 3: their roast.
Speaker 2: I don't have gravy. I'm not a big gravy fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like cheese on a pizza.
Speaker 2: I hate when people get gravy on chips because then
Speaker 2: I have to dig to the bottom together.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, treat, Why do you want to dry old roast?
Speaker 2: What is great? I don't even know what gravy is.
Speaker 5: It's all the stocks and all the it's the best bit,
Speaker 5: all the juices.
Speaker 3: It is flavor.
Speaker 2: I don't trust gravy.
Speaker 3: Gravy does not trust you.
Speaker 2: Wow, well you and Ange no friends?
Speaker 3: All right? Let's go to night.
Speaker 4: It's nine four one one four three. David, good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning. How are we controversial scenes ago? This show
Speaker 4: has been torn apart. First of all, you're you're not
Speaker 4: quite sure about the Godfather and now you will have
Speaker 4: a gravyous roast.
Speaker 3: Hucky boy, that's true? Yeah, David, do you have gravy
Speaker 3: with your roast?
Speaker 14: I love gravy.
Speaker 3: We just become best friends.
Speaker 14: We are best friends.
Speaker 2: I'd implore you to try try a dry rose.
Speaker 3: Now why would anyone do that?
Speaker 14: What would it do?
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 3: Gravy? Go and go back? All right, David? With someone
Speaker 3: if they didn't.
Speaker 14: Like, oh, you can call them friends, maybe even an acquaintances.
Speaker 14: But I've got well, well let's call them acquaintances for
Speaker 14: the time then, because they don't drink coffee in the morning.
Speaker 14: But come on, who does not drink coffee in the morning?
Speaker 3: David? I think I've just unfriended myself. I can't. I
Speaker 3: can't have coffee too much.
Speaker 14: Do not have coffee?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 14: It is one of the most amazing things. We're in
Speaker 14: one of the best coffee places in the world. Melbourny
Speaker 14: is one of.
Speaker 3: The best coffee places I know. I know this.
Speaker 14: Oh you got here.
Speaker 16: You try it?
Speaker 3: Friendship, dude, what are you doing? Gravy? Let's meet up
Speaker 3: in the morning and have a gravy together.
Speaker 2: I hate seeing you.
Speaker 3: Like this, David.
Speaker 14: I've got I got the same mates. They don't like
Speaker 14: egg and bacon rolls in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh David, you got him to guess what I saw
Speaker 2: Christian order in person yesterday, an egg and bacon roll.
Speaker 3: Hold the it's too honey in there too, running.
Speaker 14: It's amazing. You've gotta have it with a bacon, mate,
Speaker 14: like it's amazing.
Speaker 3: The bacon's the star.
Speaker 2: Imagine me standing in a cafe with a man wearing
Speaker 2: a USB cable for a belt.
Speaker 3: Bacon a situation.
Speaker 14: Situation okay, the coffee, mate, you gotta get even even.
Speaker 18: Sweating up a little bit too.
Speaker 14: Sugars and some coffee make it.
Speaker 3: It's like a coffee fundamentalist, isn't he my sugar?
Speaker 14: I had my milk as well.
Speaker 3: Now is all going on and on.
Speaker 10: Coming in?
Speaker 3: Mate? Exactly like there we going Ben? Good morning, Benjita, Oh,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning Ben. Ben.
Speaker 4: We can't be friends if you don't like I don't like?
Speaker 4: Why and what do I need to like for us
Speaker 4: to become friends. I've just lost a friend in David.
Speaker 4: We were really tight for about ten seconds.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, that's funny. I'm actually having a coffee
Speaker 11: right now.
Speaker 9: You can be.
Speaker 11: We can be friends, David. We can't be friends if
Speaker 11: you don't like I think if you don't like video games,
Speaker 11: I might extend that to like, you know, maybe board
Speaker 11: games or card games, but specifically I think video games
Speaker 11: because I don't know, if you're not having fun, what
Speaker 11: are you doing? I mean sports are fun too, but yeah, man,
Speaker 11: come here. If you're indifferent, that's fine. If you're indifferent,
Speaker 11: that's fine. If you despise them, If you despise them,
Speaker 11: we can't be friends now.
Speaker 3: Man, what is your kind of go to?
Speaker 4: Were you one of those you got your head sitting
Speaker 4: on a Friday night you're chating to your crew as
Speaker 4: you're taking down a fortress or castle whatever you do
Speaker 4: online there with a cane or bow and arrow.
Speaker 11: Oh go to Huh? That's interesting. Things change up a
Speaker 11: lot to me. I recently got back into a game
Speaker 11: called Monster Hunter, where you are well monster with.
Speaker 3: A grown up who plays stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, Ben, Carl Brighter, You're listening to the question
Speaker 1: Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Sometimes our mums, bless them, say quite strong warnings. A
Speaker 4: lot of them are, aren't They often made up just
Speaker 4: to stop us doing something they don't want to do.
Speaker 4: So it's it's kind of like behavior they don't want,
Speaker 4: extreme situation will happen.
Speaker 3: That's the equation, isn't it. You know, it's like a
Speaker 3: really big threat.
Speaker 4: If you do a certain thing equals death or slow
Speaker 4: agonizing pain. Face is being stuck that way for life,
Speaker 4: losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach. It's
Speaker 4: all of that, isn't it?
Speaker 2: For me? Always, my mum didn't want us to drink
Speaker 2: out of soft drink cans because the fear of what's
Speaker 2: flying into them.
Speaker 3: And let's just let's just say this right. Nature is beautiful?
Speaker 3: What our vish past? What is the wasp's problem with us?
Speaker 2: That's what I see. This was the warning I always
Speaker 2: got that they would go down my throat and on
Speaker 2: their way down they would sting the sides of my throat.
Speaker 3: Come on, wasps, where does this come from? What are
Speaker 3: your problems? Wasps?
Speaker 4: That's what David Apps record his nets Netflix special. By
Speaker 4: the way, Patsy, what's it if you please tell us
Speaker 4: the Santa Claus One.
Speaker 5: Mum always threatened with us with Christmas Eve if we
Speaker 5: woke up before it was daylight to open our presents,
Speaker 5: that Senna would be there and he'd throw pepper in
Speaker 5: our eyes. So we were terrified.
Speaker 3: This it's like something of a horror movie.
Speaker 2: I can't see.
Speaker 3: I saw him and then.
Speaker 2: Take my sight with Pepper the happiest day.
Speaker 3: I was just so excited.
Speaker 5: It's like, don't you dare wake up or you'll be blinded.
Speaker 4: It also just means that basically had one sack for
Speaker 4: the toys and then some abundance of ground pepper on
Speaker 4: the belt on a pouch, you.
Speaker 3: Know, like a gun singer.
Speaker 4: So it's either president of Pepper, peel pee, take your
Speaker 4: pig kids, peel pee.
Speaker 2: And he's waiting for you behind the couch in case
Speaker 2: you come down before daylight.
Speaker 4: You sneaking in your eyes tap for Christmas, Santa out
Speaker 4: might drop.
Speaker 2: We were so scared.
Speaker 4: I have been terrified the thought of Santa, such a
Speaker 4: lovely guy, turning on you.
Speaker 1: Like the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're asking Swarning about your mum threats and warnings and things.
Speaker 4: Your mum said Christian things am said just from word, Greg,
Speaker 4: if you eat peanuts before bed, you will die.
Speaker 2: There's no even creativity with that one. Sometimes they linked
Speaker 2: to the thing like you watch too much time.
Speaker 3: You're picking up some tips about how to be a
Speaker 3: pair of Hey, don't do that. Oh you die?
Speaker 4: So do you want to die? You want to end yourself?
Speaker 4: Carry on doing that, young man. If you eat peanuts
Speaker 4: before ped you will die. Your body can't digest them
Speaker 4: and then you'll cough them back up and choke on
Speaker 4: them while you sleep. Greg lived above a pub. His
Speaker 4: mum and dad run the pub and they didn't want
Speaker 4: him going downstairs during the night eating all the peanuts
Speaker 4: that were miss sold behind the mark. This is what
Speaker 4: mums do, right. It was extreme, extreme action if you
Speaker 4: did the thing they didn't want you to do. So
Speaker 4: thank you very much for that, Greg, Ryan, my mom
Speaker 4: told me not to whistle at night, as it summons bads.
Speaker 3: He's genuinely frightening, aren't they bad spirits?
Speaker 2: The kids just trying to be happy.
Speaker 4: It's a joyous sounded child whistling. Obviously Ryan's mom didn't
Speaker 4: like it. What about Chris and his dad, sorry, his mum.
Speaker 4: If you point at a rainbow and it will disappear. Christian,
Speaker 4: I was told if you ever pricked yourself on a rose,
Speaker 4: my mom said you would die. I once landed in
Speaker 4: a rose bush when we my friends are mucking around,
Speaker 4: got up. There was a little thorn sticking out of
Speaker 4: my hand. I was running around screaming.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die in front of my friends. Christian.
Speaker 4: My mum warned me that if you look into a
Speaker 4: microwave whilst it's on, radio activity will burn your eyes out.
Speaker 2: It's the Subdley. I think that I like best about
Speaker 2: parents of Yesteryear.
Speaker 3: Rob says, I didn't realize this was a lie, my.
Speaker 4: Rou and then the classic from Simon. Wait at least
Speaker 4: sixteen minutes after eating a sandwich before we go back
Speaker 4: in the swimming pool. All right, No four one four
Speaker 4: one O four three Louise, Good morning.
Speaker 16: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? So what did your mom say?
Speaker 8: Well, she used to threaten us.
Speaker 16: She had five children, Christian in a small three bedroom house,
Speaker 16: so she used to threaten us. If we'd leave our
Speaker 16: things lying around, she'd open the back door and throw
Speaker 16: them out the back door. Well guess what she used
Speaker 16: to do it.
Speaker 3: I love you, mom. That is great. Carry out with
Speaker 3: those threats, carry out with them full commitment.
Speaker 16: I just wish that I used to do it to
Speaker 16: my quid. Yeah, yeah, I wish I did it, But no,
Speaker 16: I didn't have mum's chats. So yeah, to this day,
Speaker 16: I can still remember a Christian and yeah, I say
Speaker 16: good on your mom.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 16: And I'm fifty nine and I still remember it to
Speaker 16: this day.
Speaker 3: Christian, I spent a lot of time going out the
Speaker 3: back yard getting all your gear back.
Speaker 16: Yeah, definitely, definitely, so I say good on your mom.
Speaker 3: Awesome, all right, thank you very much, Luise. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Melinda. Thank you? How many times you said my name?
Speaker 3: By the way, I was doing a drinking again then
Speaker 3: I'm drunk, Melinda, Good morning this morning.
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good? Yeah, Melinda, what did your mum say?
Speaker 9: I say it to my children. So when we go
Speaker 9: past a fast food outlet like macas or anything, and
Speaker 9: the lights are on, that means it's fully booked. And
Speaker 9: if you happen to go there, if you happen to
Speaker 9: go there, I've already pre.
Speaker 4: Booked table right it please normal table shirt, yes, jasus Valentine's.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I am pre book, sorry honey. But also we're
Speaker 9: supposed to the rise within the shopping cine. So those
Speaker 9: lights a flashing, it must be broken.
Speaker 7: It's going to be broken.
Speaker 4: Just light don't flash now, Melinda, right right now, you
Speaker 4: we're right slapping in the middle of the school on
Speaker 4: there are loads of mums making notes here.
Speaker 3: I think you come up with a great idea, Melinda.
Speaker 4: Thank you about will send you a two hundred dollar
Speaker 4: voucher for interflorawers.
Speaker 3: Must all right, Melinda, thank you very much. You killed
Speaker 3: very funny.
Speaker 9: Thank you well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast talking.
Speaker 4: This morning about mum threats and warnings. They are extreme,
Speaker 4: aren't they.
Speaker 2: Imminent death, imminent death, irreversible damage.
Speaker 4: It's irreversible death, death plus nine that you're going to
Speaker 4: get if you eat peanuts before your bedtime.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take some all of these. Who we
Speaker 3: got here?
Speaker 4: Chantel, good morning, good morning, How are you. I'm good, Chantelle?
Speaker 4: Thanks for calling in. And what's your mum's threat.
Speaker 9: When we're at the airport at the baggage claim and
Speaker 9: if I tried to walk on or put my feet
Speaker 9: on the baggage claim the floor.
Speaker 7: Burgler would come and rip my arms and legs off.
Speaker 3: That again, is something from a horror movie.
Speaker 2: As kids, they were so fascinated with that baggage claim.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to get on it and go back
Speaker 2: through the strap on the other side. Yes it was Narnia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, just underpaid people lugging suitcases. That's what's there, Narnia.
Speaker 3: Ahi chantel, thank you very much. What man's n I
Speaker 3: can easily arrange you to go and spend the day
Speaker 3: in that Narnia. They'd love to have another guy helping
Speaker 3: them out.
Speaker 2: Not so many lines.
Speaker 3: Joe, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Okay, we're talking about
Speaker 3: mom mornings today. What did your mom say?
Speaker 19: Well, it was actually myself and my young children would
Speaker 19: absolutely beg me to take them to the indoor play center.
Speaker 19: So I would pick up the phone, give them a call,
Speaker 19: pretend to give them a call, no call being made,
Speaker 19: and oh hello, good morning. Yes, oh gee, that's terrible.
Speaker 19: I'd hang up the phone and sadly say to the children,
Speaker 19: I'm sorry it's been closed because a child has had
Speaker 19: a little accident in the ball pit.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't just accept.
Speaker 3: It number one. Number two? Did they vomit or is
Speaker 3: it diarrhea?
Speaker 7: That's a little number two?
Speaker 3: You had that one ready? How many times you to
Speaker 3: do this now I'm just calling now, well many many times.
Speaker 10: Times.
Speaker 2: The kids are all your favorite start.
Speaker 3: Over the world. Daffy Ducks has followed through. We can't go,
Speaker 3: we can't go. This is amazing. Get the every day
Speaker 3: there was some other phone call that kids are going.
Speaker 3: It was so hard from our mum. Never just anywhere.
Speaker 3: The swimming pools have just been emptied.
Speaker 2: Let me guess, mom, another poo, Yeah, another pool.
Speaker 4: They've closed Tullo Marine Airport. Poos everywhere, all over the
Speaker 4: wrong way. I'm going to give you a two hundred
Speaker 4: dollars interval of voucher as well.
Speaker 19: Beautiful, thank you.
Speaker 3: I've just seard him into Flora shut down. Poo's in
Speaker 3: the bouquet.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast time waster.
Speaker 3: This has opened up the little trattoria. Today is world
Speaker 3: Pete today Pizza tonight for.
Speaker 2: The team Mad Pizza on Tuesday. Yeah, yeah, probably I
Speaker 2: can have a pizza again tonight.
Speaker 3: Yes, where do you go? Where's you go? Two places
Speaker 3: of pizza? Jack would you recommend.
Speaker 2: We've actually controversially changed our local pizza. How come that
Speaker 2: first guy is taking too long to come?
Speaker 3: That's a pizza crime.
Speaker 2: How long fifty minutes to an hour?
Speaker 3: I get really angry with that.
Speaker 4: I walk out on the street like that's going town.
Speaker 2: As if the bike could be turned over in a
Speaker 2: bush or something. And that's twice not here, And I
Speaker 2: name them?
Speaker 3: Where is your place?
Speaker 2: I got even name? Shane?
Speaker 3: No, no, the new place?
Speaker 2: New places name?
Speaker 3: And Shane? What the new one? The one that is
Speaker 3: blurred you over?
Speaker 2: Old school pizza on Nicholson Street.
Speaker 3: Gotcha all right?
Speaker 4: Top five most popular pizza toppings in Australia. Conto many
Speaker 4: love makes your sales charge for that plug as well?
Speaker 4: No one rise a free on this gravy train. Margarita
Speaker 4: at number one.
Speaker 2: No surprises love a magarina?
Speaker 3: Yeah wine?
Speaker 4: And number two yeah my favorite min Wow, Pepple's welcome
Speaker 4: at my pizza party.
Speaker 3: Put number three like that fancy number four salami?
Speaker 2: That's my go to Pepperoni?
Speaker 17: Is it?
Speaker 3: And number five the Aussie? Do you guys like the Australium?
Speaker 5: The love God loves an ass?
Speaker 4: I don't like the egg on the alright, so today
Speaker 4: we're looking for your pizza songs, songs that we might
Speaker 4: play in our trattatory that we've got here.
Speaker 2: Yes, what's the first one?
Speaker 3: Anchovy in the UK? Anchovy in the UK.
Speaker 4: Silver Madonna's got a song on our playlist. Yeah, don't
Speaker 4: cry for me, Margarita. Kenny Loggins has got a song
Speaker 4: on there as well, change a Calzoni, Silver, zz toppings,
Speaker 4: short dress, ham.
Speaker 2: O doubla, a couple of months of the show.
Speaker 4: Uh Ace of pizza, bass, all that cheese wants not
Speaker 4: a doubler and anything is it?
Speaker 3: Bronzeler.
Speaker 4: Phil Collins has got a song on there, and the
Speaker 4: old pizza playlists Cheesy Lover Gold and finally in the Jungle,
Speaker 4: the Mighty Jungle Hawaiian Sleeps Tonight.
Speaker 3: That's all she wrote. That's all she wrote. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 3: Pizza songs, Spice Girls.
Speaker 2: The next on the playlist Slice Up your Life? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Silver and then who did this song again? The Commodore's
Speaker 2: maybe cheesy like a Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: I just told the band to play up again. The Silver.
Speaker 2: Crumb as you are, crumb as you are a thing
Speaker 2: you associated if you get a nice cheese pizza, you
Speaker 2: get some crumbs, show hands crumb.
Speaker 3: If we did Family Fortunes, we ask ten people to
Speaker 3: tell you words that think of pizza, hands go.
Speaker 2: Fly, No, I think of crumb.
Speaker 3: No, none of us do.
Speaker 2: Well you guys, I wish I was you, because I
Speaker 2: have a crummy night when I have a pizza, and
Speaker 2: you guys don't next on the.
Speaker 3: With your crummy night tales. I'll tell you what is crummy?
Speaker 3: These time wasting?
Speaker 2: What about you have the deep pand what about Jimmy Hendrick?
Speaker 3: Oh no, boxy ladies singing?
Speaker 2: Hey do.
Speaker 3: We got the crumb? Served out with Carl Brighter?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's show podcast
Speaker 1: Jackie By.
Speaker 4: Let's open the shutters, open up our little pizza tratatory
Speaker 4: that we're now running.
Speaker 2: You think if we ran a pizza shop, you'd be
Speaker 2: orders and waitressing or the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, cooking the pizza make you all the magic happen.
Speaker 4: I'd call it some Hey, how about a pizza us?
Speaker 3: About a pizza us?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what the play
Speaker 2: on word is.
Speaker 3: How about a piece of us?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But is that the same? Yeah, it is crumbs alright,
Speaker 3: let's get into them pizza songs. You're into art. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's go Besting Show. You're off to see crowded House.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jason. Good morning there, Good morning Jason.
Speaker 10: Here a number one bites the crust?
Speaker 3: Christian here? What do you give for that? Jack's over there?
Speaker 2: Pretty obvious? Silver?
Speaker 3: Good to tell them off when you mark them as well, judge,
Speaker 3: judge pants.
Speaker 12: Matt Okaday, I've got gums and roses. You could be Hawaiian.
Speaker 12: You got to see it with the chorus you buy them,
Speaker 12: mister Lewis, you'll probably.
Speaker 18: Like that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's one we should take up for Monday. Actually,
Speaker 3: silver plus, thank you, Matthew Justin, Hey, hell a you Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm good Justin. What's your pizza song?
Speaker 14: Live in the Pineapple Loca by Ricky Martin.
Speaker 2: Not quiet, froze, t tough like Justin.
Speaker 3: Let's try Ben and Dean double acts here, Ben and
Speaker 3: Dean good a Christian.
Speaker 18: We've got Pizza Boy by Errol Hawaiian.
Speaker 8: Dean.
Speaker 3: That wow, that's going on.
Speaker 2: I'll give you gold just because I don't want to
Speaker 2: let Dean down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can take it very bad, all right, good
Speaker 3: thank you, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: What's it?
Speaker 3: Good work, Paul, Good morning, paulats your pizza song?
Speaker 10: Good morning. I want crowd of house, Sam So I
Speaker 10: figure every week I always take the pepperoni with you.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's the name is a hard topic, even
Speaker 2: though I struggled this morning.
Speaker 3: No no, no, come on, it's easy. Uh Amy, What
Speaker 3: have you got for us? Amy? Your pizza song?
Speaker 1: It cross be love love.
Speaker 2: This is a good one, crusty love.
Speaker 4: That's what we call the trattoria crust me love. Amy,
Speaker 4: very good, best so far. Amy's the want to beat guys.
Speaker 3: Zuk. Look now I asked, great name, strong name like that?
Speaker 3: What do you got? What do you got? What you got?
Speaker 3: What's your pieces on?
Speaker 10: I've got Metallica with Antipan Man.
Speaker 3: We're finding them now, well done? Can we keep it up? Janet?
Speaker 3: What have you got for us?
Speaker 1: John?
Speaker 9: Wayne's just like starting temper chois on.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's like starting over to work it out.
Speaker 3: S Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: It was one of his big ones.
Speaker 3: It actually was.
Speaker 4: It was, Uh, Tim, you gotta sit with a John
Speaker 4: can of Sorry Tim, with some inter show stuff.
Speaker 3: Ye, what is it all?
Speaker 14: Good mate?
Speaker 15: I've got a Dele Hello from the other floors.
Speaker 3: That's good as well, well done. Tim love that one. Tiffany, Hey,
Speaker 3: Marcaria of course very good and the performance Tiffany Yes, Chris.
Speaker 14: Being counter classic. We don't talk ter Gun normal.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 3: My love that. Sharon? Hi, Shaow, what have you got
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 15: I feel like a pizza?
Speaker 3: Very basic there.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's so minimalist that it's a.
Speaker 3: Good It's like you've deconstructed everything. Wow, like a pizza.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's Are you sure?
Speaker 3: We may be staring in the face of greatness here
Speaker 3: was Sha You're.
Speaker 2: A close runner up, Sharon, but I'm gonna give it
Speaker 2: to Enter Panman.
Speaker 3: Yes, bye bye Sharon.
Speaker 2: What did she mother under her friend don't know, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: She said, all right, tomorrow's show today, tomorrow the show there.
Speaker 4: We've been doing a knockoff Friday and tomorrow. In one
Speaker 4: of the songs that reminds you of your first love,
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day on Monday was starting early on Friday.
Speaker 3: The song reminds you of your first love, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: what is it for you? Take us there?
Speaker 2: My first love? In high school, we tried to learn
Speaker 2: the white stripe song Blue Orchid Together.
Speaker 3: I wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 2: That's me on guitar and singing.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing. I'm guessing she she's on drums. No, I
Speaker 3: went to the girlfriend. Did she leave quickly after?
Speaker 2: She didn't leave because she didn't leave because under joined
Speaker 2: the dots man. I wanted us to play at the
Speaker 2: end of the Talent show, but she didn't want to.
Speaker 3: Maybe at the end of this year.
Speaker 4: Last year it was Huckey singing, you can do this
Speaker 4: at the end of the year. Okay, all right, then
Speaker 4: you can email now song that rives you your first love.
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au
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