WEBVTT - MINI: Parental Advisement

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday. My god, that's such a wild, exciting weekend. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't go. I don't like telling stories that maybe elevate

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<v Speaker 2>me over the audience. But over the weekend, yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>had to go to war Worst to buy a new

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<v Speaker 2>mop and buffy, I know, humble brag and one with

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<v Speaker 2>a really nice one by the way, it's thirty liter one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's quite big, quite heavy, but it's a really

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<v Speaker 2>good one of those where you can put your foot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the for Lader, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I love that stinking you know Patsy

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<v Speaker 2>as it was user, Its like, what is this that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing? This process in this thing that's happening here?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this call?

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<v Speaker 4>What is what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? You put the mop in the oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's like the cradle hangs and you press

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<v Speaker 2>something down with your foot and it spins it round,

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<v Speaker 2>it wrings the water out for you. What's that cal.

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy at the pedal?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn you say for later Vlada? It's the I L

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<v Speaker 3>A D A fish.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, they're brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, joy, it's sting to use that when

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<v Speaker 2>you put that foot down like that, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a happy sensation anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>And what does I give you that a normal mop can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you don't have to rinse it out with your hands, jack,

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<v Speaker 5>and it gets it really, really dry.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done that.

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<v Speaker 6>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just gonna smush it in the bottom, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the base of the actual bucket. I won't be bringing

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<v Speaker 2>out down by the stream or the.

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<v Speaker 3>Creek, old school mops you used to have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're in two thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why it's so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, as I'm leaving with my new mop and bucket,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's literally all I left with. As well, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought there was there was a dad and he was

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<v Speaker 2>having words with his son, and he was saying, quite loudly,

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<v Speaker 2>don't ever muck around in car parks. And I nodded, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, that's good Sage Staut advice. I nodded like

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<v Speaker 2>with the dad, think that is good advice, don't ever

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<v Speaker 2>muck around in car parks. So this morning made me

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<v Speaker 2>think about, well, you know, the various warnings that our

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<v Speaker 2>parents used to give us. Now some of these I reckon,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to get a third of them makes sense,

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<v Speaker 2>and then there's the overwhelm majority, which are odd, bizarre, supernatural, medieval.

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<v Speaker 2>Even later, I'm still thinking about sim of the stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>My tactic that doesn't make steall doesn't make any sense

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<v Speaker 2>now It didn't when I was a kid, just as

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<v Speaker 2>a fully grown adult, Patsy, what did you What was

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<v Speaker 2>the warning your parents gave you?

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<v Speaker 5>We lived kind of on the outskirts of town and

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<v Speaker 5>we had, you know, paddocks around us, so we had

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<v Speaker 5>a great time growing up. We had dirt bikes and

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<v Speaker 5>all sorts of things, and there was an old and

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<v Speaker 5>out mops with your hands, we go fishing down on

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<v Speaker 5>the on the dam and yabbing. It was so much fun.

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<v Speaker 5>But there was an old farmhouse and abandoned farmhouse, and

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<v Speaker 5>we knew that there was a well in the old

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<v Speaker 5>sort of out the back of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up in Scooby Doo. How many TV shows that we

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<v Speaker 2>grow involved the central store and a well.

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<v Speaker 4>At the back of an old abandoned farmhouse.

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<v Speaker 5>Always anyway, Dad had boarded it up so we didn't

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<v Speaker 5>accidentally fall into it. But Mum was so petrified of

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<v Speaker 5>me getting into the well and drowning that she said

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<v Speaker 5>an old witch used to live down there.

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<v Speaker 3>That was absolutely petrified.

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<v Speaker 5>I never went near the farmhouse, so I guess it worked.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you scared of all wells?

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<v Speaker 7>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give himyah, I'll go to the side.

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<v Speaker 5>But I was so convinced that there was actually an

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<v Speaker 5>old witch with a big wat on her nose living

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<v Speaker 5>down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I remember my dad would never let us go

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<v Speaker 2>swimming until at least ninety minutes after lunch, because otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>we would drowned, not struggle, but we and I remember

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<v Speaker 2>being so PARALOI going dd, I think it's only about

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<v Speaker 2>an hour and forty five, so will they see? Sandwiches

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<v Speaker 2>made me sink to the bottom here. I remember being

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<v Speaker 2>so sky Even now, I still like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>give it another five or ten minutes on that pizza

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<v Speaker 2>been the thing that sinks me to the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>the pool, and the lifeguards going, we can't get him up.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we can do.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me he's not eating within ninety minutes. Jack, what

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<v Speaker 2>did your parents used to warn you about.

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<v Speaker 4>Flicking the lights which when you had wet hands or

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<v Speaker 4>any moisture on your hands. Now, I guess that.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>That makes sense because if execution you're scared that we are,

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<v Speaker 4>moisture would get in the circuitry and we would get.

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<v Speaker 2>It right you did? Yeah, all right, So we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to try and get to twenty of the see if

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<v Speaker 2>we can make twenty of the warnings that your parents

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<v Speaker 2>used to give you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, just to let you know, Wales also have nipples.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we so much nipple talking today's show? I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was pretty big. I only found out Friday that

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<v Speaker 2>dogs have nipples. Now Wales are getting it on it too.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be a huge nipple.

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<v Speaker 2>So David Attenburn never his outtakes have been his outtakes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So there's morning. Then we can try and

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<v Speaker 2>get to twenty of these twenty things your parents warned

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<v Speaker 2>you about. Juck your boy, What have we got so far?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't muck around in car parks. There's witches at the

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<v Speaker 4>bottom of the well. Don't eat ninety minutes before going swimming,

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<v Speaker 4>and don't flick any light switches with wet hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian. My favorite was you'll understand when you're older. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that withering one. You'll get it one you're old.

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<v Speaker 2>Never dive headfirst into a river. That's from Dave Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad used to threaten me well whenever I wanted,

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<v Speaker 2>which was very confusing. For example, I'd say, Dad, can

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<v Speaker 2>have a new bike. I'll give you a new bike

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<v Speaker 2>in a minute if you don't stop talking. What that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I want? Is father? Christmas is watching. I've used

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<v Speaker 2>that as I've used that myself for the last coup years.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you are, pat Yeah, and then it goes

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<v Speaker 2>so far? Yeah it does?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeh.

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<v Speaker 2>Never pick up your cars before the dealer has stopped

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<v Speaker 2>handing out the cards. Who was your dad a crepier?

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<v Speaker 2>I love this one. Don't look at the moon when

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<v Speaker 2>it's windy. It will freeze your face in that expression,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard that one. Don't kick empty bags or

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<v Speaker 2>piles of rubbish. Someone may have put a rock in books.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad said this ever forty years ago, and I

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<v Speaker 2>still think about it most days. Yeah, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to Lince. Good morning, Alex, Good morning morning Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>What was something your parents warned you about?

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<v Speaker 8>Turning the car interior light on more driving?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's a great one. Yeah. I still

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<v Speaker 2>I still get upset or anxious if I turn it

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<v Speaker 2>on slightly. Now presume it is. It is illegal, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it a distraction to end of the drivers?

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<v Speaker 8>I don't think it is illegal, but for me back then.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my dad used to say it will put other

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<v Speaker 4>drivers off and they will crash. How will it if

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<v Speaker 4>I drive? If I passed another car while I was

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<v Speaker 4>driving at night and they had their interior light on,

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'd be all right.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you would, Yeah, you're right. You wouldn't be thinking

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<v Speaker 2>is that a night club in there? Someone's front room.

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<v Speaker 4>We're like moths to the light.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great one. Thank you very much, thanks for

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<v Speaker 2>calling the show. Have a good week, Thank you, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning. What's a thing your parents warned you about?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning? My mum always used to say not to

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<v Speaker 7>sit on cold concrete because you will get piled.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom was the saying, yeah, if you sat on

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<v Speaker 2>a cold wall or a cold floor, you'd get piled exactly.

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<v Speaker 7>I used to always think about the primary school when

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<v Speaker 7>it was cold weather or something and you'd be sitting

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<v Speaker 7>on the stairs and uh, and they were concrete, and

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<v Speaker 7>I never knew what piles were though, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Still don't know what piles is. Oh, Jack, you did

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<v Speaker 4>you did piles in the time. The other was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I know about it.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh, you'll know when you get piles. Believe me.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I was probably like five or six, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>and being told you need get piles.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really get a lot of kids don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to worry about hemorrights.

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<v Speaker 6>Do.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't get kids going into the pharmacists, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just after school. And I've got the old ring of fire.

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<v Speaker 7>I want to know. I want to know how the

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<v Speaker 7>concrete or the cold concrete draws them out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 7>Maybe maybe they could get tomorrow's segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're quite right tomorrow Adam seven. Yes, Scott, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. You coote very funny. Thanks Janine, come on,

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<v Speaker 2>h morning, there you going. We're good. Janine, who had

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<v Speaker 2>a great weekend? And what's something your parents warned you about?

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<v Speaker 6>My mum always told me when I was literally, if

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<v Speaker 6>I ate crust, I'd get curly hair. And I always

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<v Speaker 6>wanted curly hair, and I never got the curly hair.

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<v Speaker 6>So from the age of eight, I have not eaten

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<v Speaker 6>crusts and I'm about to turn sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm so sorry here that sent me her corrects.

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<v Speaker 2>In life.

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<v Speaker 6>The only way I've got curly hair was I used

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<v Speaker 6>to have to pay for a perm.

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<v Speaker 4>You're still cutting your crusts off your sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yep, yeah, I'm the same. I don't know, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>not just that. Jack. When I have a pizza, have

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<v Speaker 2>you're not seen what I leave? I saw tom cot

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<v Speaker 2>caught me the other day when we had pizza here

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<v Speaker 2>off the show. I won't have the crust. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to Tommy. Janine, we should form our own

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<v Speaker 2>little group, me and you. We're former little Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Janine, thank you very much. You call all right. Thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry saying that down there. That's very rude. Nine

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<v Speaker 2>one o four three, Jack, your boy? How many up

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<v Speaker 2>to now? There are things that your parents warned you about.

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<v Speaker 4>We're halfway ten ten to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>See if you get to twenty things your parents used

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<v Speaker 2>to warn you about. My dad used to tell us

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<v Speaker 2>to hold our breath always when driving past the cemetery

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<v Speaker 2>unless we breathe in bad spirits.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we had to lift our feet off the floor

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<v Speaker 4>of the car as well. You really hold your breath.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is my cousin who told me this, hold

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<v Speaker 4>your breath and lift your feet off the floor so

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<v Speaker 4>they can't get in through your feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's incredible. This was from my mum. Don't ever

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<v Speaker 2>leave your shirt untucked so he might get lombargo. The

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<v Speaker 2>phrase lombargo is that bad back or something. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>an ancient thing. Lombargo. Read a lot of books, so

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<v Speaker 2>my parents had always told me if I read in

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<v Speaker 2>the dark, I would go blind. That was something else

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<v Speaker 2>Sides warned about. Some more warnings, Andrea, I was told,

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<v Speaker 2>never stay in bed past ten am unless I expect

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<v Speaker 2>to never get a job. Don't put anything bigger than

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<v Speaker 2>your elbow in your ear. That's some militia. Don't go

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<v Speaker 2>to bed to some Karen. Don't get a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>wet hair or you will catch pneumonia. Pneumonia was like

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<v Speaker 2>a standard things he warned against, wasn't it, Lucy, Good

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<v Speaker 2>morning morning.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Lucy? So what was something your parents warned

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<v Speaker 2>you about?

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<v Speaker 6>My dad always told me and my fussa never to

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<v Speaker 6>touch the hazard button when we were driving, because the

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<v Speaker 6>roof would come off. Our seats would get injected from

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<v Speaker 6>the roof and we would fall to the road with parachutes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's an incentive for kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I want to try that at least one,

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>So we were petrified, but we always wanted to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Lucy, until I got my own car. Lucy,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much. You called my have a good week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good you too, thank you, Krolyn. Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>They counting. So what was some of your parents warned

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<v Speaker 2>you about?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I lived in Final, Queensland and in the summer

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<v Speaker 6>we'd always have watermelon and we always got told spit

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<v Speaker 6>out the seed or it will grow.

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<v Speaker 7>Out your belly button.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, parents, didn't We're always cautious about any kind

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<v Speaker 2>of seeds, weren't they apple seeds, grown out your ears

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<v Speaker 2>into trees and stuff like that. I used to the

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<v Speaker 2>same with swallowing chewing gum as well, wrap yourself around

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<v Speaker 2>his coat on and string.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, we got that one as well. We also

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<v Speaker 7>got that one as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we got told to stick to your heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's a really tough one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>Count it. Thank you very much. You kill me. No right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's squeak it, squeeze and craig before Patsy's news. Come morning, Craig, Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>Here you go, mate, I'm good. So what did mum

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<v Speaker 2>or dad warn you about?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Warm me.

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<v Speaker 8>I was always playing out the cold as a kid.

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<v Speaker 8>Ryan Hale will shine and she wore me. If I

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<v Speaker 8>played out in the cold without a jacket on, I

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<v Speaker 8>get pneumonia. Joke was on me because at age eleven,

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<v Speaker 8>I got double pneumonia.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, you and I could post a boy. Parents

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<v Speaker 2>listening to this right now with young kids are going

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<v Speaker 2>to use you as the poster boy now. And well

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<v Speaker 2>he laughed. He was laughing this sort of his face,

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<v Speaker 2>and he got double pneumonia, double pneumonia.

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<v Speaker 8>Both lungs filled with liquid and I was bedridden for

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<v Speaker 8>six weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 8>It was, Yeah, probably similar to what COVID's like. Just

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<v Speaker 8>your lungs fill up with liquid and you're just involuntarily

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<v Speaker 8>coughing and in pain and fever.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like one of those sort of very sinister adverts

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<v Speaker 2>we have, you know, h Craig, I'm sorry to hear that.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks you cool.

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