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Speaker 1: Welcome to them Christian non show podcast. Friends, let's not

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Speaker 1: worry about formalities. We have a man on a who

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Speaker 1: is struggling right now, Poor Jack Post. I don't like

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Speaker 1: crudeness on my radio shows. However, he has a let's

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Speaker 1: just say, a code brown situation.

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Speaker 2: I'm running experiment that was suggested by you. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm worried about next year, when I've become a father,

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Speaker 2: that I'm going to be tired all the time because

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Speaker 2: you just lack sleep. A baby keeps you awake all night.

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Speaker 2: You said you've got to start drinking coffee. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: not a coffee drinker, and I've had a coffee this morning.

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Speaker 2: I do feel pepped up. But the problem is you've been.

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Speaker 1: Bent over for the last three minutes, grabbing onto the desk, groaning.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's no paper yet. I'm now getting right

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Speaker 1: about next year. What's going on?

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Speaker 2: I've had a sudden urge to need the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh you should die, Jack, It's awful. This is why

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Speaker 1: I can't have coffee. A few times i've had it,

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Speaker 1: I've had an accident. It's too much. No, I just said,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get into details, but let's just say,

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Speaker 1: there's been an accident.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Not in the studio, but in the car. In the car.

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Speaker 1: The worst one, the worst one was on a Friday,

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Speaker 1: so end of a week of breakfast shows, and I

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Speaker 1: had to leave straight away at nine o'clock and go

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Speaker 1: to a theater to speak to four hundred kids right about.

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Speaker 1: I was on this book tour and it's part of

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Speaker 1: a book festival. And I was so tired when I

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Speaker 1: got there and yawning. Someone said, oh, why don't I

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Speaker 1: get you a coffe And I went, look, the few

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Speaker 1: times i've had it, I've had an accident. Went oh no,

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Speaker 1: let me try this coffee, and you know, we take

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Speaker 1: it easy and put some extra milk in and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. I have this coffee and I'm fine. I think,

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Speaker 1: do you know what, maybe this is the way I

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Speaker 1: went to give me another. I have another one. Then

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Speaker 1: and then they go, you need to go and get

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Speaker 1: ready to the side of the stage now straight away,

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Speaker 1: like you the sweat and the fear, like oh god,

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Speaker 1: oh god, I have to do an hour right And

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden I said someone, I need to

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Speaker 1: go a toilet win And then I hear this, and

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Speaker 1: now our special guest kids, big sides. Oh god, you

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Speaker 1: know when you know you're going to have an accent.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop this. As they're walking out right waving

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Speaker 1: to the kids. I'm sweating right with the effort and

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Speaker 1: what's going on in Tony. I feel like I'm mid stride.

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Speaker 1: I break wind and there's hustle behind it. And then

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Speaker 1: for the next hour, I know what's happened, and I

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Speaker 1: just have then have to sit down and sign books

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Speaker 1: with kids in my own mud. It's awful, awful, it

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Speaker 1: is humiliating, It's terrible.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to end up like that for three hours.

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Speaker 1: You need to go and drop off the package now.

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Speaker 1: If you go, we're blessed and we come back.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if any of you have ever had

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Speaker 1: this happen to you. You know, when you need to

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Speaker 1: go and it's like your backside doesn't understand. Hey, can

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Speaker 1: we can we just wait? Can we part this concern

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Speaker 1: for a couple of hours or until I get home.

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Speaker 1: It's just like things are ready to explode. That is

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Speaker 1: Jack right now. He was in quite a bit of

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Speaker 1: discomfact atually bent over during Patsy's news, which is often

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Speaker 1: how we all listen to the news, and then he's

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Speaker 1: had a coffee before the show and he's not good

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Speaker 1: with caffeine. I can't do this either, so he's actually

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Speaker 1: run to the toilet. Jack, You're right, this is a

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Speaker 1: new for me and the show and radio in general.

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Speaker 3: The worst part is I didn't have my phone with

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Speaker 3: me when I came in here, so I got to

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Speaker 3: knock on the cubical door for our port producer Tom

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Speaker 3: in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: And so must go on, must go on.

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Speaker 3: This is a sad, bad moment.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy for you to carry on in there for

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Speaker 1: the rest of the show. That's where you need to be.

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Speaker 1: We can just have a chat casually, like it's no

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Speaker 1: big deal.

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Speaker 3: Just go to an extra long song on the next one, and.

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Speaker 1: I should be We're going to Stairway to Heaven or

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Speaker 1: stick on an entire album. Do you need anything in there?

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Speaker 1: The newspaper, sack percussion, water would be nice.

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Speaker 2: Can we get Jack and

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