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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Flora Head Short Steph bur Smith in the studio to

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Speaker 2: the kick Girls.

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Speaker 3: Keep it Cleaning.

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Speaker 2: Girls has got a brand new book. It's called You

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Speaker 2: Take Care, available all good books. So I've got to

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Speaker 2: copy here in fun of me. Woods, Yes, you're you're

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Speaker 2: most excited about the fact that you found out that

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Speaker 2: Steph is into the same porn as you.

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Speaker 4: Shall we It is absolutely not the way I was

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Speaker 4: going to bring that. I was going to be more

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Speaker 4: subtle about it.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, you know your book obviously

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Speaker 1: all good bookstores now You take Care.

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Speaker 4: But Steph, you made it very clean.

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Speaker 3: You made it very clean in there about self care.

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Speaker 4: Actually sure, but I'm not talking about that.

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Speaker 3: I'm the audio. Before I've got the audio.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll play the audio.

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Speaker 5: I was reading this novel, I realized that this is

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Speaker 5: my kind of pawn. It is basically what happened. I

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Speaker 5: was reading this book with Josh and He's like trying

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Speaker 5: to give me the eyes, and I was looking at

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Speaker 5: him like, no, no, no, this book is way too good.

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Speaker 5: And then I kept reading the page and I was

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Speaker 5: so excited about it that I put the book down indeed,

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Speaker 5: and He's like, wow, what booking reading? Can I'd be clear,

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Speaker 5: I wasn't reading our book.

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Speaker 6: That was It's good for saying.

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Speaker 4: Your book has just in Australia. That's extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: You were reading Colleen Hoover and I have recently discovered

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Speaker 1: your book.

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Speaker 4: I am reading Colleen Hoover. I love romance novels. Have

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Speaker 4: you have you read Verity?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 5: I haven't yet, because apparently it's like because there's a

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Speaker 5: lot of things that children or something triggering an emotional state, ready.

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Speaker 4: To read that, but also very hot and happening as well.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so yeah, I haven't read Ugly.

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Speaker 6: Last the one that Yeah, okay, I'm going to write

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Speaker 6: that down.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about your book, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited. Like when you heard it's like she

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Speaker 3: likes the same pot. I was like, that's not what happened.

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Speaker 1: But I would then go on walks with my partner

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Speaker 1: to the cafe and in the morning I'd be like

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Speaker 1: telling her what happened in the book, and it was like,

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Speaker 1: it's exciting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like to hear about the stories that

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Speaker 5: you find in here.

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Speaker 4: Of course.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, let's talk about your book.

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Speaker 2: It is called you Take Care, and you guys really

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Speaker 2: do a terrific job of being super vulnerable, not with

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Speaker 2: just with each other, but also with all the audiences

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Speaker 2: that listen to. When I say all the audiences, there

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Speaker 2: are a load of people that are really into what

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Speaker 2: you guys do. It's an empire that you built now

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Speaker 2: and just looking at this book and it really is

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Speaker 2: sort of trapesing all the different parts of your life.

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Speaker 2: It follows through not just the physical stuff, but it's

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Speaker 2: now mind stuff as well. And now it's also the

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Speaker 2: connection partner. I know you're all through newspapers and stuff

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Speaker 2: on the weekend for the fact that you are so

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Speaker 2: successful because of this.

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Speaker 3: Connection that you have as a friendship. Laura, what part of.

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Speaker 2: Your success do you attribute to the fact that you

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Speaker 2: guys get along so well as as well as all

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Speaker 2: this other stuff that you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: Oh, good question. I feel like almost the whole thing.

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Speaker 6: We always said that, I don't think we like, there's

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Speaker 6: no way that I would be doing what I'm doing

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Speaker 6: now without Steph. And maybe maybe you feel the same

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Speaker 6: about me.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you know I don't.

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Speaker 6: It's true with the book, and the book's all about

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Speaker 6: kind of getting through your twenties, because I feel like

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Speaker 6: when we finish high school, we get through our teens.

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Speaker 6: Our twenties is so hard and there's no we did.

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Speaker 6: We definitely didn't write a real book. There's no rule

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Speaker 6: relationships is what gets you through. And so for me,

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Speaker 6: having Steph always there is my life.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I.

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Speaker 6: Can fall and there's a trampoline underneath me that's called Steph.

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Speaker 5: I'm just jump on me.

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Speaker 6: You know, every time I take a full ste puts

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Speaker 1: interesting that three or four times you said that you

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Speaker 1: would you wouldn't be anything without Steph. And I know

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Speaker 1: that you talk a lot about self confidence and struggling

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Speaker 1: with self confidence. Can I ask you about your journey

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Speaker 1: with that, because I know you're going to talk about

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Speaker 1: this in your new book, which I think a lot

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Speaker 1: of people.

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Speaker 4: Can relate to.

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Speaker 1: I can relate to lacking confidence as well. And it's

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Speaker 1: funny I would say the same things about Will. It

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Speaker 1: would just be like, there's no way to work without

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Speaker 1: and I'd love to jump on you will you might trampoline,

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Speaker 1: But what have you done to help your confidence and

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Speaker 1: your self confidence?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 6: You wrote, Oh, thank you, that's very nice. I think

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Speaker 6: confidence is really hard because you don't realize you don't

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Speaker 6: have it, or you need to work on it until

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Speaker 6: it's completely gone, and then when it's gone. For me,

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Speaker 6: putting myself back out there is how I am able

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Speaker 6: to build it back up, because I feel like in life,

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Speaker 6: we so often let one thing that happens, you know,

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Speaker 6: something a presentation at work. We let that define the

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Speaker 6: next one and the next one, and it's very hard

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Speaker 6: to take that leap into going and doing, you know,

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Speaker 6: the next thing when you might have failed or it

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Speaker 6: it was putting myself back out there, which is really

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Speaker 6: really hard, and working through not letting, you know, whatever

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Speaker 6: happened in the past to fine our future, because that

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Speaker 6: would be such a sad life. If you're something that

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you really subscribed that narrative, don't you. Yeah, there

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Speaker 2: are so many questions we've got for you guys, who've

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Speaker 2: also got a surprise for you.

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Speaker 5: The fruit are we getting in white shirts?

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Speaker 1: We could, You're actually scarily close to.

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Speaker 2: You Take Care. Laura Henshaw, Steph Claire Smith. We've got

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Speaker 2: more with them right up next on Will and What

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Speaker 2: You Don't Go Anywhere, And yes, our surprise does include

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Speaker 2: a photo of some description. Got very special guests in

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Speaker 3: To keep it clean.

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Speaker 2: Girl's got a brand new book, You Take Care, a

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Speaker 2: whole bunch of lessons in there. We had a little

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Speaker 2: bit about the confidence stuff Laura was talking about before

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Speaker 2: and you got you guys, do is beautiful.

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Speaker 3: On your podcast now? To keep it clean the podcast

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Speaker 3: I've been on there.

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Speaker 9: What's you anyway bring that I haven't anyway? I want

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Speaker 2: Got your You've got the mind, you've got the body,

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Speaker 2: and you've got the connection, which are three parts of

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Speaker 2: this book. And Steph, I always find your journey really

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Speaker 2: that I saw you post this week, which I just

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Speaker 2: think is really it's a brilliant thing. So it's a

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Speaker 2: during the week posted this photo of yourself and I'll

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Speaker 2: that's something that you now wear with a lot of

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Speaker 2: to share photos of yourself. I know there's a big

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Speaker 2: that the transition where you've had to sort of like

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Speaker 2: you look on socials.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I think a lot of it comes down

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Speaker 3: I will say, all right, let's not.

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Speaker 4: Going back.

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Speaker 3: And I really like it.

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Speaker 5: No, but it's just those important conversations.

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Speaker 2: And well, I think you do a bloody good job, mate,

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Speaker 2: because I reckon, if you know, if people taking photos

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Speaker 2: image and I wouldn't want to tear down the castle.

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Speaker 1: So you know, well, were you saying there are photos

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Speaker 1: out there were you look amazing? Because and I don't

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Speaker 1: think that exist stuff.

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Speaker 10: Sorry, it's not like Steph, you had a modeling career.

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Speaker 4: There was no modeling.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying I'm saying that. I'm sure there is.

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Speaker 2: Like Steph has any number of amazing photos of herself

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Speaker 2: that she could post at any time.

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Speaker 3: She has a war chest of them, but she doesn't.

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Speaker 2: She posts all sorts of photos of herself, and I

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Speaker 2: think that's really.

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Speaker 4: Admirable, full spectrum, because.

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Speaker 2: I think if I was in her position, you'd just

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Speaker 2: be seeing the mint shots.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, constant first trap. But she doesn't do that.

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Speaker 2: And I think that's why both of you guys are

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Speaker 2: a really important book for.

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Speaker 3: Not just young women.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, promoting the.

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Speaker 1: It's everywhere beautiful photos and you actually both noticed when

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Speaker 3: He wasn't happy that his ass didn't look as.

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Speaker 3: Pretty good. Wow.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that would be a good son Dame morning.

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Speaker 2: All right, Joe, and get yourselves a copy if you

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Speaker 3: Thank you for coming in so much fun and if

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Speaker 4: Okay, and your whole career worst thing you've caught one doing?

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Speaker 11: Are you?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 3: I don't think he deserved what he got for it.

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Speaker 4: Are they genius?

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Speaker 3: There is this just the naughtiest. I can't think this kid,

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Speaker 12: I'm gont expelled in great white.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, because my little legs and my little brain didn't

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Speaker 12: The toilets were too far away, so I dug it.

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Speaker 13: Hole conveniently located to the playground, so I didn't have

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Speaker 4: You got to expelled for taking a pooon in a hole, effectively.

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Speaker 2: The train, all right, So again, genius, I don't think

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Speaker 1: It's too far of the TOI and any reckons he

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Speaker 1: Well, if you're pulling in a hole like in public,

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Speaker 1: I think you probably have to be expelled.

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Speaker 4: I think, yeah, but you're pulling in a hole.

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Speaker 3: No, so I think that's too far. If there's any

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Speaker 4: But suspension, Are you accepting suspension?

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Speaker 3: I think he deserves to be punished, to be perfectly.

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Speaker 1: What do you think she get a certificate of encouragement

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Speaker 1: Out of kindergarten because I wanted to go and find her.

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Speaker 1: So it didn't matter who you were, it was just

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Speaker 4: Well, kindergarten, how are you kiss?

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Speaker 11: You?

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Speaker 3: Three? Or four?

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Speaker 12: So?

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Speaker 3: Just did you keep your place in the kindergarten after this?

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Speaker 4: Certainly did?

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Speaker 3: That's my words, all right?

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Speaker 4: Thirteen six five? Worst thing you have caught a student doing?

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Speaker 4: Can you touch those ones.

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Speaker 2: Woods right now? Thirteen one of six five? Teachers, can

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Speaker 1: In the lead A boy who dug a hole which

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Speaker 3: He got expelled for that because he used disproportionate punishment.

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Speaker 4: I reckon it's an argument to say he's a genius.

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Speaker 4: He used it for a year and a half.

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Speaker 3: There is an argument genius at all.

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Speaker 4: The argument you're putting down, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: You shouldn't have been expelled for six years old.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fair argument.

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Speaker 2: If your daughter came home and said she's been digging

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Speaker 4: A year, and to be mortified because would.

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Speaker 3: Expelled from the school though, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Because she'd be known as peer girl or poor whole girl.

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Speaker 1: You know, I would go overseas. We've gone to Mexico.

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Speaker 1: We're changing everything, changing the names. We're becoming the Ramirez,

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Speaker 4: A student doing? You're going good, mate.

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Speaker 13: So this was back when I was doing after school care.

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Speaker 13: So it was just we're outdoor playing and kid asked

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Speaker 13: Well, as it is these days, we can't really punish

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Speaker 4: Crowd nice, Adam, very good.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't make them try and climb them in that instance.

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Speaker 4: That's that's hard, that's harsh. That's probably too far. Well,

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Speaker 4: it's probably too far.

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Speaker 3: Chocolate letter of death.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's not bad. You know it's growing on you will.

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Speaker 1: It's got to Anna here. Anna, you're a teacher. What's

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Speaker 4: And what did you see?

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Speaker 1: God, these stories mortifying you because like if the day

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Speaker 3: She's not running a scratching sniff.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say that's something, and the teacher naturally goes,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well there is so much.

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Speaker 9: There's there's instantly questions mortified.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Stephie.

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Speaker 14: So I was a private nanny at the time. Are

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Speaker 15: So I had a little boy that I was nannying

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Speaker 12: So I run over.

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Speaker 15: I knock on the door and I'm like, oh, how's

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Speaker 2: You dropped out at the at the at the pivotal moment.

450
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,200
Speaker 2: So you run in there and he's put a fifty

451
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 2: cent piece.

452
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:38,719
Speaker 1: Where put a fifty piece size match box in his

453
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 1: sportskin like a car.

454
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:52,440
Speaker 3: Match No, a matchbox car top convertible. More after this,

455
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 3: it's when wody.

456
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,800
Speaker 2: I had the most important fight I've ever had with

457
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,120
Speaker 2: my partner Sam on the weekend, and I genuinely think,

458
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 2: if you haven't had this yet with your partner, I

459
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 2: think you're missing out.

460
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,320
Speaker 4: Brilliant.

461
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't fun. I'll give you a little bit

462
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,399
Speaker 2: of context. We've just come back from holiday. We've been

463
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 2: in Mexico for nearly four weeks together. Yeah, love it,

464
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,440
Speaker 2: and we're in seventh Heaven, so it's quite normal that

465
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,200
Speaker 2: when you come back and you hit the ground running

466
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,240
Speaker 2: that you know, she gets hectic when you've got a

467
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 2: kid anyway, particularly.

468
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:23,360
Speaker 4: Jet legg baby as well.

469
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but I think it was also going back

470
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 2: to this situation where I'm the breadwinner and she's stay

471
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,960
Speaker 2: at home with baby. That's that's the situation that we're in.

472
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 2: I'm the only one who's working and she's the only one. Well,

473
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,240
Speaker 2: actually no, I'm going to rephrase that she's the only

474
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,640
Speaker 2: one staying at home with the kid, which, yeah, sure,

475
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,040
Speaker 2: I've had a couple of days with Max one on

476
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,600
Speaker 2: one and I reckon after two of them.

477
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll check out.

478
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,639
Speaker 4: Anyway, isn't it.

479
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, yeah, I think we're just out of stuff

480
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 3: to do.

481
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,239
Speaker 4: We don't want to have his argument, but I think

482
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 4: it's a lot easier what we do.

483
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,439
Speaker 3: I mean, at the end of the day, mate, I

484
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 3: think I know it's a lot easier.

485
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 1: We come in here, Yes, we make a few jokes, Yes,

486
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: over a couple of hours, Yeah, get paid for most

487
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: of them.

488
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 4: Mad, and then we go home and then the real

489
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:09,439
Speaker 4: work begins.

490
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

491
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well and you just fingers across the jids already and.

492
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: Anyway, So there's no doubt that I felt that Sem

493
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 2: had a much harder job for me coming back. And

494
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 2: there's no doubt. Well, this is the interesting thing. She

495
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 2: thought I had it a lot tougher than her.

496
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:30,639
Speaker 1: Oh, because of what you like mentally and physically had

497
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 1: to do, or because it's harder for you.

498
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's the leaving the baby, going into work.

499
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 2: So what was going on is that we were subconsciously

500
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 2: compensating for the other person, and we weren't communicating that.

501
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 3: So both of us.

502
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 2: Were kind of doing a lot of what we deemed

503
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 2: as extra sort of stuff to make the other person

504
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 2: feel okay, because we both thought we were working really hard,

505
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:58,399
Speaker 2: and then simultaneously both of us thought that we weren't

506
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: getting appreciated for what we were.

507
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 1: Doing because you were doing both doing extra yes, And

508
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 1: it was this like standoff to the point where Sam's Dutch,

509
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 1: so you know, as soon as there's a fly in

510
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 1: the ointment, she just kind of tools down and says,

511
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,280
Speaker 1: what's the what the F's going on?

512
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 2: And then we just have to have a conversation about it,

513
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: and it was intense. I think ultimately we realized that

514
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 2: we were really resenting each other at the same time

515
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: at the same time because we were both doing this

516
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 2: extra work to make the other person feel better about themselves.

517
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: Didn't you run out of jobs? What do you mean, well,

518
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,679
Speaker 1: if you're both doing extras, yeah, then.

519
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 4: Washing machine.

520
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, it wasn't necessarily jobs.

521
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,160
Speaker 2: It was time, okay. It wasn't the jobs we were doing.

522
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,320
Speaker 2: It was the time we were allowing each other.

523
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah. So we were both going, hey.

524
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 2: I'll take the baby here, I'll take the baby here,

525
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 2: I'll take the baby here without without going.

526
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 3: I need some time out.

527
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,239
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, chat, yeah, or I.

528
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 3: Neither of us said that. We're both like, I've got it.

529
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 3: I've got it.

530
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 1: I've got it because you've been at work all day,

531
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: so I'll take the baby. Exactly on the other side,

532
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 1: you're going, I'll take the baby because to work.

533
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, wow.

534
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally wild. Yeah.

535
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 2: Anyway, Look, I think what it came down to is

536
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 2: that I think, and maybe this is you know, this

537
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 2: is just learning about parenting, is that we need to

538
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: make a timetable which really clearly delineates that's.

539
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 3: Your time with the kid.

540
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, And as a result, the other person has guilt

541
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 2: free time because it's agreed that's your time, which means

542
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,239
Speaker 2: witting your time off, enjoy your time off. Yecause right

543
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 2: now the time off that we're getting both of us

544
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 2: are just spending our time feeling guilty that we're not

545
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 2: with the baby.

546
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 4: Him and I like literally trying to organize that now.

547
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: Or I'm going, there's in a lot of time every

548
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: morning where I'm like, this is the time I can

549
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: I can look after the baby. I'm not at work

550
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 1: at that time, and I want you to go and

551
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: do something. But the best thing is I want to

552
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,360
Speaker 1: hang out with you. Yes, I want to hang out

553
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 1: with you, and I'm like, yeah, but not with the baby.

554
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, well but I've got the baby, so I want

555
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 4: you'd have your own.

556
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: So we're trying to figure out, like, well she's trying

557
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: to figure out.

558
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 4: Like what can I go and do effectively.

559
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,399
Speaker 2: I think it's an age. I think it's a debate

560
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 2: which a lot of couples have had, and I think

561
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: it's a development step with having a kid. But the

562
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: funny thing was when I spoke to Sam about this,

563
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: if we just take it away from kids here, because

564
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 2: I know there are lots people that don't have kids

565
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 2: as well. I actually called Sam before we started talking

566
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 2: about this on radio and I said, Hey, can I

567
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 2: talk about this? And she said yeah, but I don't

568
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 2: think it's a good idea that you suggest that relationships

569
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: should compare what they're putting in. Yeah, because that's a really,

570
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 2: really toxic way to have a relationship.

571
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 3: I did this, you did that. I get this time,

572
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: you get that time.

573
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: Sam actually joins us now, So Sam, welcome to the

574
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 2: show for the first time in six years.

575
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 3: Well, it's great to have you on.

576
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: When you don't use your phone for six years, I'm gonna.

577
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 3: Have to get her in a good spot. I'll get reception.

578
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 3: I'll get so deception. But I want to ask.

579
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: You guys in and amongst sem coming on the show,

580
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 2: because I think it's a really good question. Do you

581
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: think it's a good or is it healthy to talk

582
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 2: to your partner about what you're putting into your relationship?

583
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: Is that a healthy conversation to have with them, Hey,

584
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 2: look I do this, you should do that? Or is

585
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 2: that the end of your relationship? Is comparing your effort

586
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 2: or your contribution in your relationship? Is that the end

587
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,679
Speaker 2: of the relationship or is it the start? Is it

588
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:40,000
Speaker 2: healthy to talk to your partner to compare with your

589
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 2: partner what you're putting into your relationship. I feel like

590
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 2: it's something we all subconsciously do, you know, Like if

591
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: they have a big night on the weekend and you

592
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 2: know you've sort of been around to clean up the

593
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 2: house and whatever else the next day, there is you

594
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: cannot help a subconscious sense of reciprocity creeping in there,

595
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 2: said so New Center on the weekend, cooked and.

596
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 3: Clean for you. Yeah, you're asking for a couple of

597
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 3: days back there.

598
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: The reason I'm asking this is I had a huge

599
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 2: fight with my partner Sam on the weekend about this

600
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: massive blow up.

601
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 3: Big blow up.

602
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 2: It wasn't a lot of fun, but I do think

603
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: it was the most important, one of the most important

604
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 2: fights we've ever had, because we weren't talking about what

605
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: we were putting in, and we both felt like we

606
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 2: needed some sort of respect or recognition for what we

607
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: were putting in, particularly in and around the baby, and

608
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 2: it just made us spoke resent each other silently.

609
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 3: We're both hating each other. It was hilarious.

610
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: We weren't even talking, and then she was just like,

611
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 2: can we talk about this because we're in a bad spot.

612
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: Isn't the baby a wild buffer for that though? Yea,

613
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: if you and your partner aren't seen, I to I

614
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: the baby's there. You give all your love to the baby,

615
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and then it's like you're

616
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 1: able to operate, not really interacting anyway.

617
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,160
Speaker 3: Look, Sam joins us. Now, Sammy, welcome to the show.

618
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 7: Hey, we've got a connection.

619
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 3: First time on the show in six years for Sam

620
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 3: last it's been hard to track you down. I'll tell

621
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 3: you what.

622
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:03,959
Speaker 4: It doesn't.

623
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 8: The reception out of the house is perfect.

624
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, works with me great.

625
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: Anyway. This is why we don't reception.

626
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 4: That a reception updated, it's amazing.

627
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 3: Let's uh, let's talk English is a second language. Everyone

628
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: don't worry.

629
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 2: So we let's talk a little bit about this fight

630
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 2: on the weekend. Because when I when I said to

631
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: you before and to everybody else listening right now, that

632
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about this, you said to me,

633
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a good idea to compare what

634
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 2: we're putting in to the relationship or to the baby.

635
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 3: Why do you think that.

636
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 8: I don't really know why that is. Actually, I just

637
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 8: feel like it's just unhealthy way to go about, like,

638
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 8: because I think relationship is not based on this is

639
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 8: what I give is what you give. And you know,

640
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 8: with with that, it's almost seems like you always have

641
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 8: to be in balance. And they say that in a

642
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 8: relationship you don't always have to be in balanced. You know,

643
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 8: there's moments where one gives a bit more than the other.

644
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 8: And you know you were talking about having big nights

645
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 8: on the weekend. Will I mean you have no trouble

646
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,959
Speaker 8: sleep being the whole day the next day?

647
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: That's okay, inspired I like it.

648
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: That's actually whether it's nights out or just like one

649
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: of the two in the relationship going through a bit

650
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: of a tough time, Like you know, when your partner

651
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: is going through a tough trot, And I think it's

652
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: healthy to then just naturally, obviously to take up a

653
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: bit of the slack, as opposed to then expect something

654
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: in return.

655
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, like it's not for tet in a relationship that's awful.

656
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 2: And yet, and yet it's undeniable that the conversation that

657
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: you and I had on the weekend about what we

658
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: were putting in was incredibly helpful to how we both

659
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 2: felt about each other.

660
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 8: I sort of was listening, but I wasn't great.

661
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: Hang on to the conversation on the weekend or just now, No, just.

662
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 8: Now is trying to get ken baby, don't.

663
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 5: I don't know.

664
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 3: You zone out when I talk and I say the

665
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: songs all the time.

666
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: By the way, we go to a restaurant together, she

667
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,479
Speaker 2: cannot face the rest of the room because she just

668
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 2: loses me and I have to.

669
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 3: Wave at her. You're a live radio time, mim, I

670
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 3: welcome on the show.

671
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 4: Him and I had the conversation.

672
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys can relate to this,

673
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: either of you can relate to this, but I really

674
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: need to.

675
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 2: Because this is your way out of conversations as well.

676
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 2: This is the selective hearing. It is undeniable that the

677
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 2: conversation that you and I had on the weekend, the

678
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: weekend about the time that we're back where I'm back God,

679
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 2: because there's people of mine, she says, I'm not listening,

680
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: and I'm like, how can you not listen? O? My God?

681
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 9: Now?

682
00:30:53,320 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 3: Nor there that that was helpful to our relationship? Yes, yes, you?

683
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 3: Is that all you wanted?

684
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 4: That's all you wanted to say?

685
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 8: No, because you were saying before when you were going

686
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 8: and we were not listening to you.

687
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: No, I was, but I needed to get the best

688
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: because I wasn't going able to get to my point.

689
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 3: But the point is that the point.

690
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 2: The point is though yes, I agree with you that

691
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: on on face value, not having scales to analyze and

692
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 2: measure yourself in terms of what you're contributing is really important, because.

693
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 3: That is that's murder. That's awful. We've all been in

694
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 3: relationships like that before. They suck.

695
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: But it was really helpful for you and I to

696
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 2: just look each other honestly and just say, I feel

697
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: like I'm putting a lot in at the moment, and

698
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 2: I'm not getting recognition for it. That was really important

699
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 2: for both of us.

700
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 8: Yeah, but I think for us it was more. Yes,

701
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 8: it was about putting in a lot into the relighip

702
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 8: into the care for Max. But I was going to

703
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 8: get to a point here and I forgot it.

704
00:31:53,800 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 3: That's true. I stopped listening anyway, So God, Sam, thanks

705
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 3: for coming on.

706
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 15: You're welcome.

707
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 3: I feel like Djokovic in.

708
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: The Australian Open and you're like one of those early people.

709
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 3: You're some foreigner.

710
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 12: We hate you.

711
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 8: Know.

712
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 4: She's in the game.

713
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 3: I love you, love you by here you go.

714
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 2: That's how you do it. That's how you do it. Everyone,

715
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: absolute masterplass.

716
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 4: All right, I don't mind the sorry I wasn't listening.

717
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 3: Can't do that. We're a radio show right now. It's

718
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 3: right now.

719
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 2: Two three, three big shows launched on TV at the

720
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 2: same time, at the same hour on three different networks

721
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: last night.

722
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: You'd think they just do a different time slot.

723
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, what don't they do? It was to win that

724
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 4: time the.

725
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: Primetime Yeah, Sunday night eight o'clock. Yeah, it's a time

726
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 2: of television that you and I will never be seen on.

727
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 2: But that's that's the moment, that's the hot.

728
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: We're on primetime TV. How many people saw it? But

729
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: we're on primetime TV.

730
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 3: Who were anyway?

731
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 4: Apprentice Ninja?

732
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big shows huge.

733
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: Look, they've got three new big shows that are getting

734
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: pumped out by each network. I'm going to play you

735
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: a little bit of audio from each of them, okay,

736
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 2: because it's amazing to think that for this primetime slot,

737
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 2: each of these big networks ten, seven, and.

738
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 3: Nine are trying really really hard to make sure that

739
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 3: things sound really different to each other. Right, they're distinguishable,

740
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 3: all right. So on the one hand, you've got Maths

741
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 3: on Channel nine, Tamil Vision's biggest show years back.

742
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 4: Little laugh.

743
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 12: I can see him being the one.

744
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 4: Fatnder four Mussy Nights kickoff.

745
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 2: With the shell and you've been for.

746
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 4: When that guy dies, you can take his jumper over.

747
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,719
Speaker 3: You could do that kick off with the wedding bomb

748
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 3: show boom. Yeah, I could do it anyway to kill.

749
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 2: A good job anyway. So that's on Channel nine. Yeah,

750
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 2: twenty very drunk Strangers. Yeah, what are they maring a doorbell?

751
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 3: On maps?

752
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 2: By the way, anyway, Sorry, I've obviously send a lot

753
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: of that show.

754
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 4: The MKR Doorbell apparently.

755
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 3: The next one on Channel seven Australian Idol.

756
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: Monday Jan thirty, Australian Idol begins.

757
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 4: Yes, it's yes for me, totally.

758
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 5: Yes from me.

759
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 2: Okay, So training is on Channel seven. That Amy Shark Trainer.

760
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 2: We've had Kyle Sharky and trainer on the show. Harry

761
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: Condom Junior out. We put the invite out. Hows he

762
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: come back to us anyway? That's a big show. Yeah,

763
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 2: so I've got maps, we got oh they went.

764
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 3: They didn't go over the deep guy.

765
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: They went for the to night They guy.

766
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 3: Anyway, he does the other ones and then on Channel

767
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 3: ten Survivor the other big show. When it comes to surviving,

768
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 3: Sean is an unstoppable challenge beast. Wow, Sean is rolling

769
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 3: that ball all by himself. Those shows finally met he

770
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 3: is Flatch. There seems to be the matchup of the

771
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 3: season here.

772
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 2: Now I know about you guys, but someone who doesn't

773
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 2: frequent a lot of commercial television, I find it very

774
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 2: hard to distinguish it, like distinguish which show is Witch

775
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 2: just on that audio.

776
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all very intense.

777
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: Very intense, huge controversy. Something massive happened biggest year yet unmissible.

778
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:47,799
Speaker 11: You know.

779
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: The only thing that's different is it whether it's this

780
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 3: guy or it's or is it this guy? That's anything

781
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 3: I can tell.

782
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 2: So what I've asked for audio producer Tim to do

783
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 2: the ham Sandwich Hammond, who's incredible at these things. I said, Tim,

784
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: can you get three? Can you mash together audio from Survivor,

785
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 2: Idol and Maths and make it sound like it's the

786
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 2: same show.

787
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 4: Oh wow, what a challenge.

788
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 3: What a cormlet.

789
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 2: I know I haven't heard it yet, but I think

790
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 2: he's come back with the goods. This is the TV

791
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: that you're missing on Sunday night at eight o'clock, no

792
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: matter which commercial TV channel you are watching, because it's

793
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 2: the same thing.

794
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 3: The television's biggest show is back. Sean is rolling out

795
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: ball all by himself.

796
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 14: Love.

797
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 3: This seems to be the matchup of the season here

798
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 3: with the wedding.

799
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,839
Speaker 16: This is exactly what I'm looking for me then, guy,

800
00:36:53,080 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 16: the question is this isn't finally match Yes, totally, yes me.

801
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 3: This is wearing all wigs.

802
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 6: I have full body chills and I want to cry up.

803
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 3: Awesome on seven.

804
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 4: That is extraord show. That's a great job put them

805
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 4: all together.

806
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 3: Work, tim bra.

807
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 4: That was that was seamless, right, that was not jarring

808
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 4: at all?

809
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 3: Right, terrifying anyway, good luck with whatever you're watching tonight.

810
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: What was your what was your tip? By the way

811
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: you said you were flicking between them all? What was

812
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: the best show on last night?

813
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 2: I ended up watching the seven thirty Report, which actually

814
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: finishes at eight o'clock.

815
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 4: So more Wollen Woody goodness after this. It's the Women

816
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 4: Woody Podcast.

817
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 2: All thanks to our wonderful friends at TikTok, we've got

818
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,799
Speaker 2: a brand new segment for you guys.

819
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 3: For everything from summer hacks to fun facts.

820
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 4: Search TikTok.

821
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 11: Now you know, dare we're gonna be taking out TikTok

822
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 11: live hat My.

823
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 3: God, what is wiz? There's a hot owner and I

824
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 3: shouldn't say that'd be a bit more professional, but that's

825
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 3: a hot person. Now. Look, one of the best things

826
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 3: about TikTok is the hacks.

827
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 2: No doubt you can hear and see amazing hacks on TikTok.

828
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 2: So what we're going to do, what we're going to do.

829
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: Every time we do this, woods, you're going to hear

830
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: two hacks. One of them is actually a hack on TikTok.

831
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 2: The other one is not easy, so you have to

832
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: try and discover the hack or you will be a hack.

833
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 4: I've probably seen it, I've probably sayen.

834
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 3: You've probably said it on easy.

835
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Today you're going to hear from two people who

836
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 2: have a hack on how to heal cracked feet. One

837
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 2: of them exists on TikTok.

838
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 3: One of them is false.

839
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 2: So like dry feet, yes, right, and now again I'll

840
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 2: remind you whichever one of these you choose, you have

841
00:38:59,560 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 2: to do.

842
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, great, I have quite dry feet, perfect, great,

843
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 4: All right, Well.

844
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: I'll go to Adrian. Adrian, welcome to hack or hack.

845
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 2: What's your hack that you saw on TikTok to heal

846
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: cracked feet?

847
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 12: The hack I saw on TikTok was that you put

848
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 12: your feet in like a it's like a bit of

849
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 12: a like a bucket sort of a bit bigger than

850
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 12: a bucket, a bucket full of like all mashed bananas

851
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 12: and like pilled bananas and like all chopped up bananas

852
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 12: all together.

853
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 4: So what does what does that do? How does that

854
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 4: help with dry feet? Bananas all like the nutrients in.

855
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah right, all right, okay, yeah, Okay, thanks, Adrian, Well

856
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:45,439
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous.

857
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 4: What's the next one?

858
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: Next one?

859
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Louise, Louisa, what hack did you see on TikTok

860
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 2: to prevent dry feet?

861
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 11: This?

862
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 15: I couldn't believe it where it's until I tried it myself.

863
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 15: But you get those electrodes the kids that you you

864
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 15: put on your tommy for if you're having a baby

865
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 15: or you have period paint. You put them on a

866
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 15: tens machine, tens machine that can see you're a modern man,

867
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 15: and you turn up as high as possible and it

868
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 15: creates blood circulation and the next day baby smooth.

869
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 4: So that actually makes sense to me, right, so, and

870
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 4: you're telling me it actually would blood sense to me.

871
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 3: Neither of them make I'm sorry.

872
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: Banana, the nutrients go through your skin, either freaking Banana

873
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:27,960
Speaker 1: or Adrian.

874
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 4: But stimulating, look.

875
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 15: That blood movement, fresh blood.

876
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 4: Because I do know that stimulating, like with an electric

877
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 4: pulse to an area would one hundred percent stimulate blood fly.

878
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,319
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'll remind everyone just listening, hack or hack,

879
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: you have to choose one of these to actually you

880
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 2: will have to do one of these.

881
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 3: So you'll either have to put your feet in.

882
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 2: A packet of bananas, or you'll have to strap the

883
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 2: tens machine to your feet and shock yourself.

884
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 3: Which one do you?

885
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 4: Yeah? Do I win anything if I'm right?

886
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 2: Though, because no, you get the pride of knowing that

887
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 2: you're right, or or you get you will I will

888
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: call you a hack at tackle hack.

889
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 3: You'll be a hack if you get it wrong.

890
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 1: Because the idea of putting my feet in banana actually

891
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: sounds to like like, it sounds really nice.

892
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 4: But I think you're you're double bluffing me.

893
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: You think so, Yes, you got that look in your

894
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: eye because you know that I want to go for

895
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: the bananas. Well, Adrian knows that I want to go

896
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: for the bananas, or whoever's organizing this absolute ruse wants

897
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: me to go for the bananas. I'm flipping it. Yeah,

898
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask for the tens machine because everyone's like, oh,

899
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: you won't want to do that. It's that's a little

900
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 1: bit painful.

901
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,439
Speaker 3: So just to confirm, we're going to go to a song.

902
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the other side, to helpfully hopefully remove any

903
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: cracks or dryness in your feet, You're going to strap

904
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,319
Speaker 2: a tens machine to the soles of your feet.

905
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 4: That just makes way more sense to.

906
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do it up next.

907
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: Oh no, I know we'll find out outside. I don't

908
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: know the answer. That just seems ridiculous. Who knows, we'll

909
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: find out.

910
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 3: If you're having to go drive home and tackle hack.

911
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 2: All thanks to TikTok for everything from summer hacks to

912
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: fun facts.

913
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 3: Search TikTok now you know.

914
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 2: Thanks to our friends at TikTok, got a brand news

915
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: segment hack or hack for.

916
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 3: Everything from summer hacks to fun facts.

917
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,439
Speaker 4: Search TikTok now you know, dare.

918
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 14: Were gonna be testing out TikTok a live hack.

919
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: Oh my god? What is all right? If you're not

920
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: across the top, get around it.

921
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 2: It's great for music, great for dancy, great for trans

922
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 2: great for little videos, but also.

923
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 3: Great for hacks.

924
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 2: Oh yes, great live hacks on TikTok. From Sandy Beach

925
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 2: heakes to swimming pool facts search TikTok.

926
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 3: Now you know now woods.

927
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: Every time we play this segment, you'll be presented with

928
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: two hacks.

929
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 3: One of them is a hack yes, the other one

930
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 3: is false yes. So you either guess the hack or

931
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 3: you will be a hack.

932
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:50,839
Speaker 2: Both the hacks today were around dry or cracked feet. Yes,

933
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 2: we heard from two people, one of them suggesting that

934
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: you if you put your feet in bags of bananas,

935
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: you'll get rid of mushed crush bananas, you'll get rid

936
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 2: of your dry feet. So the other one suggesting if

937
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 2: you apply a tens machine, which is an electric shock

938
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,359
Speaker 2: machine that helps relieve pain during pregnancy, to your feet,

939
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 2: then you will help remove the dryness and the callouses

940
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 2: on your feet.

941
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: So it stimulates blood flow.

942
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: And I know exactly what's happened to the producers have

943
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,880
Speaker 1: obviously decided.

944
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 4: Which hacks to use. Yes, they want. They thought they

945
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 4: could trick me into choosing the more desirable, good feeling option,

946
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 4: the bananas. Yeah, and I know what they've done. Then

947
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 4: they've gone.

948
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: He will never pick the tens machine because that could

949
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: be a little bit painful. But I've flipped it on

950
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: its head, wilt, That's exactly what I've done. So I'm

951
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: going for the tension because the banana makes no sense.

952
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: When I asked Adrian who chord us before the song there,

953
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: why would banana help it?

954
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 11: Oh?

955
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 4: The nutrients, that's why you eat banana's agent.

956
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 2: You've done a little bit of research rich with amino acids.

957
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,400
Speaker 2: Which apparently are all doing one eat them?

958
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

959
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 4: Right, where can you eat them?

960
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 3: As machine? You think?

961
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 2: So keep in mind every one, if you haven't been

962
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 2: pregnant or you're not across a Tens machine, it is

963
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 2: a genuine electric shock that it provides to your spine

964
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 2: to help remove all pain.

965
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 4: My partner did not like the Tens machine. Yeah, you're

966
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 4: in birth.

967
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 2: So you've got two electrodes strapped to the underside of

968
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: each of your feet, and I'm going to shock you

969
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 2: right now.

970
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 4: Will I get immediately smooth feet?

971
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 3: I don't know.

972
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 2: If I'm going to be honest with you, I don't

973
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 2: think this was the one to choose, but it is

974
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: clearly we'll find out afterwards. The producers will tell us

975
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 2: afterwards whether you've got it right or wrong. I think

976
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 2: you're off.

977
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 4: Well, let's just go easy.

978
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 3: Do you want bursts? Burst? Or do you want burst?

979
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 3: They're the options.

980
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 4: Huh do you want burst or burst?

981
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 12: Ah?

982
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 3: What size? That?

983
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 4: That was the right?

984
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 3: Okay?

985
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 4: Okay, ow ow ow ou that's right?

986
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 3: Oh wow, look at that. Oh that's the right. Oh

987
00:44:52,360 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 3: well it closes, so that's burst. Give me a give

988
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 3: me a rest. I don't know.

989
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought I was you say that my feet

990
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 1: closed over?

991
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 3: I don't know how to smooth skin. I don't know

992
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 3: check my skin. I don't know. I don't know you

993
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 3: had enough.

994
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 4: The idea is genuinely, my feet feels smoother.

995
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 3: I didn't know how to turn it off for a second.

996
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: There it's still on, because I can still feel it.

997
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 4: Is it still on?

998
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 2: Like it might be a long term thing. I can't

999
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 2: see them immediately zapping the dryness right now.

1000
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 1: Troad, because I honestly they feel I reckon, My feet

1001
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: feel smoother.

1002
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 4: That's amazing.

1003
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty good.

1004
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 4: That's amazing. Am I sweaty?

1005
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: It's pretty good? One more time? What's that? All right?

1006
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 4: Why would anything anyone doing that for smooth skin?

1007
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: So now we find out I'm gonna throw too some

1008
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 2: audio from TikTok with the actual hack on it.

1009
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 11: So I struggle with cracked heels, and I found that

1010
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 11: if you put your feet in smashed bananas for like,

1011
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 11: you know, three or four minutes, they are so smooth.

1012
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 4: How does that? How did that possibly make a difference?

1013
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 4: That doesn't make any sense. I hate you guys.

1014
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 8: How can that.

1015
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 3: Possibly make any sense? How at yourself?

1016
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 2: Mate?

1017
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,879
Speaker 3: You're the one sitting here. That doesn't the blood seat.

1018
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 3: What doesn't make any sense? Is it? You've got a

1019
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 3: female pre tens machine attached to your feet.

1020
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 4: That's so dumb, right, I put my feet in bananas?

1021
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 3: Do it?

1022
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 4: Crash out the bananas, crash out the bananas.

1023
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 2: All right, let's let's talk about it, Like, want to

1024
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: talk about your ass?

1025
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I want to talk about my ass.

1026
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the photos yet, go and see

1027
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: the photos, Like, if you've listened to this podcast, you

1028
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: know you'll want to see those photos. And quite seriously,

1029
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: I don't know how I've done it.

1030
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 4: It's obviously the angle I mind.

1031
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: I think my ass quite quite seriously, it matches Steph

1032
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 1: Lesman's ask.

1033
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: Can we Yeah, sure, lot, your ass looks.

1034
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: Good, has said, I want you to get around me

1035
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: and shower me with brains.

1036
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 4: It looks good, Thank you?

1037
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 3: Can I can we address the other elephant in the room?

1038
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 11: Though?

1039
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 4: What's that?

1040
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 3: As good as your ass looks, my ass looks upon it?

1041
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,439
Speaker 4: Where's your ars in that same boat?

1042
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 9: And leg?

1043
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 2: My leg looks shit like really like you you're obviously tensing,

1044
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,280
Speaker 2: you're tensing the thighs and angling.

1045
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 3: So worried about the.

1046
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: Rat leg that you're tensing them and all of a sudden, yeah,

1047
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: my leg looks bigger than your leg. My thigh so

1048
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 2: uniform that it looks like a drain pipe.

1049
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 3: It is pathetic.

1050
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 4: Toothpicks. You can absolutely toothpick.

1051
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: I have no leg deaf at all. And I'm like pastier,

1052
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 3: you've been touched up.

1053
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:10,479
Speaker 4: I know, kve, Well, what the have I been touched?

1054
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 6: Me?

1055
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 3: Out my legs? My legs couldn't be shitter you.

1056
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 4: How many rat legs?

1057
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 3: No?

1058
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 4: No, you know, I've been working out of my squads

1059
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 4: and it's paid off. It's paid off.

1060
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 2: Although no, hang on your right leg, the one which

1061
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 2: you're leaning on intensing, looks huge.

1062
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 7: You're left legal left, that's depth left leg. Yeah, look

1063
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 7: at it.

1064
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 2: Focus on the right, but you have to focus on

1065
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,800
Speaker 2: the right because you can barely see the left and

1066
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: sort of just fades into the background.

1067
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 5: There.

1068
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, there we are. That's what I mean, that's

1069
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 3: what we're after. I'd bet that.

1070
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 4: So do you reckon?

1071
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 3: I mean we looks good.

1072
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so if I was into asses and men,

1073
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 2: that's that would be Yeah.

1074
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 3: I mean Tom's into men.

1075
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 4: Talk to me about my ass.

1076
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 3: That's goods. I'm so happy with that.

1077
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I'm so happy with that.

1078
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:09,760
Speaker 3: Very perky.

1079
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 4: All right, yeah, I'm absolutely stuck with that.

1080
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 12: Well.

1081
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 4: Very flat, Yeah, what happened?

1082
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 3: Very flat.

1083
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 4: Just you're letting your rain looks so.

1084
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: You're also tensing your tricep as well.

1085
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 4: So you've got you are, mate, No, I'm not, I'm not.

1086
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 3: You're flexing its fight. You're flexing your arm.

1087
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 4: Learn the dangle.

1088
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 3: You're flexing your arm. I'm not flexing either of my arms.

1089
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 3: I look like gumby, like a pasty gun on gumby.

1090
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 2: And you you are tensing both limbs, which are on display.

1091
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 3: You should couldn't you just tell me, like, dude, tense,

1092
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:43,919
Speaker 3: I'm not.

1093
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 4: I'm not tense. I'm tensing my ass.

1094
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 3: I'm tensing your arm, mate, I can see the tension

1095
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 3: in your forearm. Look at the tension in your forearm.

1096
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 3: You can look at the look at this.

1097
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 4: That's just I'm squeezing your hand.

1098
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 3: You're on not on your hand anyway. I think you

1099
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 3: could have just warned a brother when we're doing when

1100
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 3: we're doing a photo shoot and we're gonna have our

1101
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 3: clothes off, just tell me if.

1102
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 17: You ten this reminds me of because this is a

1103
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 17: very visual medium. I feel like this is like one

1104
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 17: of those audio guides that you get at the museum.

1105
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 3: It's almost like you're going to the louver and you're

1106
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 3: download an audio guy. So everybody needs to get the

1107
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 3: ins and outs of it. Now you look at the photo,

1108
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 3: you know.

1109
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 4: You need to look at it, and people look at

1110
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 4: the photo. Yes, I hope people are doing that. I

1111
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 4: hope people are doing that as we're describing this.

1112
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 3: That's exactly.

1113
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 4: Should we should.

1114
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: We should every time a guest comes in, he's done. Seriously,

1115
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: every time a guest comes in is un anutrageous shot.

1116
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: We should re enact it. It's so much fun.

1117
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 3: It is fun.

1118
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 4: It's so much fun.

1119
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 3: It is fun. I just call you, how bad my

1120
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 3: ass looks?

1121
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 4: What are you doing for that ass? Come on, let's

1122
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 4: let's talk about let's take it.

1123
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 3: What I mean, what am I doing to the ars?

1124
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 3: What do you don't put any work in?

1125
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: Well, then don't come in here and complain that your

1126
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: ass looks flat when you're not putting in the hours?

1127
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 3: All right, that's fair enough.

1128
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 4: You o green?

1129
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 3: Are you green?

1130
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 4: That works on the ass?

1131
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 3: Yeah a little bit, But show me that ask right now,

1132
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 3: how many hours are you putting in the ass.

1133
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 4: Like how many? I think there's less hours in the

1134
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 4: day that I'm not working on my ass.

1135
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,799
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, I'm during the show, I'm

1136
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 1: doing squeezes and let goes, squeezes and let go, constantly squeezes,

1137
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: let goes, squeezes, let go like breathing for me.

1138
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,800
Speaker 4: It's like breathing for me because of days late today.

1139
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 4: Do I feel good?

1140
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, that's all worth payoff reward, Like you know,

1141
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 3: you just had two beautiful women sitting here complimenting your ass.

1142
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1143
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 1: I don't think they were talking about my I think

1144
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: I was just complimented my own ears and they sort

1145
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: of felt like.

1146
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 4: They had to agree. They didn't really get around it. Yeah, which, yeah,

1147
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 4: that's their prerogative. This is appropriate, This is very appropriate.

1148
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: Could I be an ass model, Let's let's just talk

1149
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,399
Speaker 1: about it.

1150
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 3: You're going to be an ass more?

1151
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:51,280
Speaker 4: Do you reckon?

1152
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 3: Like where I don't know if they exist to the.

1153
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 4: ARS models, Well, I couldn't. I couldn't be a couldn't

1154
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 4: be I couldn't be.

1155
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: A front underwear model because I don't have the paenis

1156
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: for it. But I just I think if there's.

1157
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 3: No one, no one was suggesting you did.

1158
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 10: I just wanted to nobody, wanted to make sure that nobody.

1159
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 3: Was thinking that nobody was.

1160
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 2: But I don't think front underwear models have huge dicks anyway.

1161
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 2: It's like a medium size because they don't want to

1162
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 2: be like you know it, don't want it to be

1163
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 2: too intimidated.

1164
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 4: I'm not there either. But do you do you ever

1165
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 4: see underwear ads from behind?

1166
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 2: I think you see chicks underwear from behind. I don't

1167
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 2: think male ass models exist.

1168
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: Looking at that ass, though, I feel like you do

1169
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: a chick as This is what I want to do.

1170
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 3: You think you could do a chick underwear ad?

1171
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: This is what I want to with yours. This is

1172
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: what I want to do. Police line up. My ass

1173
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 1: is somewhere in there.

1174
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 3: You have tattoos. You've got tattoos.

1175
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: We canoto nothing else gets photoshop, or we recreate the tattoo.

1176
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 18: There's the way we can do this cover. You're gonna

1177
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 18: have to shove happily. I will wax, shave or do

1178
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 18: whatever on their head down, not on the crack anyway.

1179
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 18: I have to go into the But do you reckon

1180
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 18: you'd be able to pick me out of a police lineup.

1181
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 3: Your ass and one of the other asses.

1182
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 4: Oh, good question.

1183
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 2: They're gonna have to be ass models. If that's how

1184
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: you think you're up against.

1185
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 4: Well, underwear models, we'll say underwear models.

1186
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 2: So you think I won't be able to pick out

1187
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 2: your ass in a lineup of underwear models, I'm so

1188
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 2: confident that is.

1189
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 3: I'm so confident, absolutely outrageous.

1190
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:24,879
Speaker 2: I mean there's a few producers who are not happy

1191
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: about this because they can feel a story art coming

1192
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 2: on and they know they know.

1193
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 4: Find the models.

1194
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 2: Guys know that once it's been suggested, find the models

1195
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 2: on it's been suggested. I mean, there's we've got a

1196
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 2: launch piece. Let's be honest in your ass. Steph Klea

1197
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 2: Smith righted your ass, no doubt. Arguably, you know, the

1198
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 2: biggest model in Australia seem to think you had a

1199
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 2: modelable ass.

1200
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 4: Can we get quick? Just how's the water outside? Guys,

1201
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 4: how's the water outside?

1202
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 3: Poop pants gives the thumbs up. I think he just

1203
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 3: wants to see an ass lineup. We're talking, we're just

1204
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 3: talking male buttocks obviously.

1205
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: Yes, so that and you wouldn't able to pick mine

1206
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 1: out of yeah, ten, so ten eight, whatever it is,

1207
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: male male underwear models, you would be able to pick mine.

1208
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think?

1209
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 17: I think you've got a very unique looking body, would you.

1210
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 17: I think you'd pick you in a second.

1211
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 3: No, no, but i'd have it.

1212
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,879
Speaker 2: The ass would have to be like now, I hate

1213
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 2: to use a strange metaphor here, but you know, like

1214
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: in medieval castles where there are slits for the archers

1215
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 2: to get through.

1216
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:27,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, like arkless chaps.

1217
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 3: No, no, you're not listening to me.

1218
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 2: So on castles, Yeah, on castles there are slits right

1219
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 2: between the turrets.

1220
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 3: Well in the turrets, in the turrets.

1221
00:54:41,239 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 2: I'm saying that is I think we need to make

1222
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 2: like an ass high viewing slit for me to look

1223
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 2: at the asses because if yeah, because if I see

1224
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 2: your rat legs or don't see your rat legs, like,

1225
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 2: that'll be very obvious to me quickly. None of those

1226
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 2: legs will be anywhere near as small as yours, so

1227
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 2: that'll be easy for me. So I think just the tush, yeah,

1228
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 2: you what do you think about that?

1229
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 17: I think even with the toushi, it's it's quite unique.

1230
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 3: Do you think everyone's ass is unique, though it is right.

1231
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 4: In the wrong way. Yeah, yes, what if we made busts.

1232
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 4: I'm worried about the tattoo thing. You're right, I'm worried

1233
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 4: about the tattoo thing and the unique color maybe of

1234
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 4: my ass.

1235
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 3: We're not making busts of asses.

1236
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. That's like ten busts. One of

1237
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 1: the bust is my ass.

1238
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,280
Speaker 4: You have to and you have to maybe just from feel.

1239
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 1: So you do you feeling ten the busts of an ass,

1240
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: not ours the real ass.

1241
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 4: You just feel busts of asses.

1242
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 3: I could feel ten asses. No, maybe.

1243
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 4: Get cocon Arcus to do that.

1244
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 17: Tes Coconcus throw a spanner in the works as well.

1245
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 3: This Friday in Melbourne.

1246
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,720
Speaker 17: Is a very famous competition that goes on for Midsummer,

1247
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 17: which is a big queer festival.

1248
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, talk to me.

1249
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 17: There is a there isn't there is an ass competition.

1250
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 4: You go in you joke.

1251
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 17: It is Friday this Friday at one of my favorite

1252
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:03,240
Speaker 17: gay bars.

1253
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 3: The lead you you can get the ass competition? Will win?

1254
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 4: I will, now we've got I will win one of the.

1255
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 17: What you have these three there's three rounds. First round

1256
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:16,640
Speaker 17: is wet jock oh wow.

1257
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 3: But here's the thing.

1258
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 17: Here's the thing round you never your face is never seen,

1259
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 17: so there's just a whole.

1260
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 3: I'm talking about the second round.

1261
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: You're bum full, bum full bump like no no unders, well,

1262
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 1: or you can wear unders if you want, okay, but

1263
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: I'll lose.

1264
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 4: Third one is a talent with my ask perfect, I

1265
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 4: can fight on the man.

1266
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 3: Just fun through it all people, people, what your talent.

1267
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 4: Extraordinary? Give the man the prize, what the price, cash.

1268
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 3: Sext something? My god?

1269
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 2: Wow, well look if there was ever an ass competition,

1270
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 2: that's right on the money, absolutely absolutely. Alternatively, you know

1271
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:11,240
Speaker 2: you could audition to be a you know, a model

1272
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 2: ass somewhere.

1273
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1274
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, leave it with this, guys.

1275
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 2: Something special about special about that special talent thing?

1276
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 13: Though?

1277
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 3: Oh god, alright, great stuff, very very good stuff. I

1278
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 3: think there's something in it.

1279
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 2: I think everybody outside obviously think there's something in it too.

1280
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 3: You can see it.

1281
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 4: We've we've sparked something there. You can see sparked.

1282
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: Creative ribbling, furiously making phone calls.

1283
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 3: They're pumped.

1284
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 4: I love the enthusiasm of our team. I love it.

1285
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 4: I always say that. I always say that, look at.

1286
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 2: Poop literally hands on faces and heads down, scratching the

1287
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:53,080
Speaker 2: back of their heads, analysis, typing notes.

1288
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 3: She checked out a long time ago.

1289
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 4: How are we the only ones I think this is great?

1290
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 4: And tom obviously time you're.

1291
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 3: All for it? Right? Obviously we'll say tomorrow