Speaker 1: It's a Christian Acmors Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Come on, everybody, welcome not only to the show, but
Speaker 2: to February twenty twenty one as well. Well done everyone.
Speaker 3: We made it through January. Come on in, Jack Post.
Speaker 4: It does feel like a mile so after twenty twenty
Speaker 4: in the dismal year, it was it's like, guys, we're
Speaker 4: through January. We just have to keep our head down
Speaker 4: and keep going.
Speaker 3: It's in the rearview mirror. Come on in, Patsy morning.
Speaker 4: Boys.
Speaker 2: Do you know over the weekend, me and my family
Speaker 2: as we head into our third year of living in
Speaker 2: our Australia Maine a couple months timely three years we've
Speaker 2: been here. Another big milestone. I walked into this weekend
Speaker 2: that I had no idea what this part of life
Speaker 2: is like. We don't have an equivalent in the UK.
Speaker 2: Getting the dress for Ruby's formal next month.
Speaker 4: Oh, you don't have any type of formal or prompt?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, I think do you mate that?
Speaker 4: So you don't have a dance or anything?
Speaker 2: Nah? Not really like that. No, to us, it's always
Speaker 2: seemed like an American thing, and then we came here
Speaker 2: and you guys have got it as well, so Patty,
Speaker 2: you can relate to this. It's all about that flipping dress.
Speaker 5: Where did you go? Did you hit cheddy?
Speaker 2: Oh? I'll get into it later on this morning, but honestly,
Speaker 2: it just came out of nowhere. Thursday night was when
Speaker 2: she just changed my thought. She was going, oh my god,
Speaker 2: everyone's already got their dresses. They're posting it, They're posting
Speaker 2: their dresses. People are commenting on that. I need to
Speaker 2: get the dress to post it. I went, what's more
Speaker 2: portant getting the dress or getting the dress and posting it?
Speaker 2: Posting it?
Speaker 3: I'm like, when is it?
Speaker 2: And she's like, that says March only in February. We
Speaker 2: got ages to whatever that. No, you need to take
Speaker 2: me Saturday. I went, Saturday, I'm looking. We're looking for dresses.
Speaker 2: So I had to take her around various shops. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it was like Cinderella finding the Golden dress. To find
Speaker 2: this formal dress. It's a big deal, isn't the pressure
Speaker 2: on girls? Absolute?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a lot of pressure. But you wait
Speaker 5: then there's all the appointments to hear, the nails, the tanning,
Speaker 5: all the stuff, the limo.
Speaker 2: So well, I said, look, why don't you go with
Speaker 2: your dad, right. Andrewy said he's terrible. He hates going shop,
Speaker 2: and went, no, no, I'm great for two hours. You'll get
Speaker 2: me one hundred percent for two hours. After that, I
Speaker 2: have to go home. I can't concentrate. Can you guys
Speaker 2: shop for more than two hours?
Speaker 4: Same thing? I'd shopped once a year for close two
Speaker 4: hours and then I burned out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I find that my blood sugar levels get low.
Speaker 3: It's like a phone battery. At the end of my
Speaker 3: energy goes down.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's that the lighting in
Speaker 2: clothes shops, ladies close shop, the lighting in there, it
Speaker 2: does something to my DNA which just reduces it. So
Speaker 2: I did two hours and then she went, no, no,
Speaker 2: you can't go home. Now we need to get the
Speaker 2: shoes to go with the dress. I went, that's next Saturday. Different.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be like a Netflix kind of series.
Speaker 2: Once a week, We're not binging this whole outfit. Once
Speaker 2: a week. We'll act to the outfit. Week after that.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take it looking for the ear rings.
Speaker 2: It'll be all good in time for the former in March.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I had no idea what a big deal
Speaker 2: of the former one.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So I was still and my six year old daughter
Speaker 2: coming to terms with something we'd haven't got in the UK.
Speaker 2: The pressure of the form, all the dress, the hair,
Speaker 2: posting on their snapchats, whatever they do, and then what
Speaker 2: their friends are saying, and then over analyzing the comments
Speaker 2: from the friends as well. That's what we also had
Speaker 2: to deal with. On my Saturday evening, she just put
Speaker 2: here love with a heart. But when I saw her
Speaker 2: dress support I really love this, You'll look great now,
Speaker 2: and I put two hearts. I'm like, is this Saturday night?
Speaker 6: Is my? Why?
Speaker 3: Lord?
Speaker 2: What was your weekend? Jackie? Why? How is yours?
Speaker 7: I had the big Chris Kringle yesterday, late late Christmas party,
Speaker 7: beautiful day yesterday, all the extended family out at a
Speaker 7: picnic at Burnley Park's.
Speaker 2: So how many of you?
Speaker 4: There was probably forty of us, including.
Speaker 7: Like one giant painted blanket, one cousins who've got kids,
Speaker 7: and all the kids running around and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh you love all that chaos?
Speaker 3: Oh he loves all that.
Speaker 2: Man, if it's not very quiet and organized, where were
Speaker 2: you hiding hunder tree or up a tree?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: I didn't come down.
Speaker 7: I already strategically planned to come an hour late because
Speaker 7: I knew that was well.
Speaker 3: The kids would have borne out by then.
Speaker 4: Maybe, oh they lost a bit of steam by that.
Speaker 3: Strategically an hour.
Speaker 7: Why do you go for three or four hours? If
Speaker 7: I came an hour late, she's still there for the
Speaker 7: most of it.
Speaker 3: It's not this breakfast show.
Speaker 2: Don't turn up the first hour about seven fifteen, seven thirty,
Speaker 2: they're rocking by then.
Speaker 7: I was excluded from the Chris Kringle because I didn't
Speaker 7: bring a gift.
Speaker 4: I guess that's just me.
Speaker 2: No, did you bring a gift?
Speaker 4: I thought it was the yankee wasn't there yesterday?
Speaker 2: She was?
Speaker 4: She had work yesterday.
Speaker 7: No, no, But I guess she usually is the one
Speaker 7: who like remembers like, oh, we got to get a
Speaker 7: gift for the Chris Kringle. So as I was half
Speaker 7: an hour into my hour of leisure time before I
Speaker 7: left to go to the party that had already started,
Speaker 7: I remembered I didn't have a Chris Kringle gift.
Speaker 2: Who didn't think, maybe go someone get something?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: I did think maybe I'll get it on the way.
Speaker 2: But then the way we say that the way to
Speaker 2: most things, just a really boring route.
Speaker 3: Is seven eleven slushy.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got on, I've got on city links.
Speaker 7: So I was like, oh wow, just a store on
Speaker 7: the bridge that you can pull over to buy a gift.
Speaker 7: So I thought, well, I just won't bring one. It's
Speaker 7: not that somebody misses out. They just put all the
Speaker 7: gifts in the middle, and it's that one where you
Speaker 7: can steal it off other people.
Speaker 2: I don't want to sound like your mum here, but
Speaker 2: if everyone acted like that chat, there'll be no gifts.
Speaker 4: So I got excluded.
Speaker 2: So what do you mean next? What have they said
Speaker 2: that to you?
Speaker 7: Well, every everybody, everybody was Game of Thrones. It was
Speaker 7: very frienned upon that I didn't bring a gift for
Speaker 7: the next hour and a half. I didn't realize how
Speaker 7: long the Chris Kringle took because it's such as opening gift,
Speaker 7: it's you can steal gifts off other people.
Speaker 3: It gets really edgy as well, doesn't.
Speaker 4: He honestly went for an hour and a half and
Speaker 4: I was there. I didn't bring a chair either, so
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 7: There lying on the ground, lying on the around, just
Speaker 7: watching them enjoy Chris Kringle.
Speaker 3: So it sounds awful for you and everybody.
Speaker 7: The only joy I really got old days after the
Speaker 7: Chris Kringle playing cricket against the kids who couldn't bowl
Speaker 7: very well because they're too young, and smacking.
Speaker 2: The older cousin who's got issues, you know, delight in
Speaker 2: just like hitting sixes.
Speaker 3: Go get it, Go get it.
Speaker 9: Tod, go get keep running, Todd got back.
Speaker 2: There goes another one. Jack's great Boh harder and catch
Speaker 2: me out. Stop crying, kids, Stop crying, Uncle Jack. Sit.
Speaker 3: She turned up with no present and no chair, just
Speaker 3: laid on the ground.
Speaker 4: I was officially the grinch of Chris Gringle.
Speaker 1: Wow, welcome the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: You know, when you're waiting for your coffee and you
Speaker 2: have read through the complimentary newspaper or two they've got there,
Speaker 2: you have a little look through, do you guys? Ever,
Speaker 2: if you're honest, sometimes rip out on article that you're
Speaker 2: interested in and check that no one sees that.
Speaker 4: I'll rip out the crossword from time to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did the rest of do year.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yesterday, I was waiting for my coffee right in
Speaker 2: a little coffee shop and looking through the paper. There's
Speaker 2: one of those supplements yep, like one of these Body
Speaker 2: and Soul. They always on a Sunday, aren't they, Body
Speaker 2: and Soul? And they've always got the same kind of headlines,
Speaker 2: haven't they. You know six you know, six tips to
Speaker 2: become the new You for twenty twenty one. On the
Speaker 2: front right, I saw a picture of Sonny Krueger yep,
Speaker 2: and the headline was looking younger than ever at fifty five,
Speaker 2: and inside she'd tell you why. As a man who
Speaker 2: was two years away from fifty, I went, she does
Speaker 2: look she does not look fifty five. I need these secrets.
Speaker 2: So when I hit fifty in two years.
Speaker 7: Time, you can be seven years ahead of I want
Speaker 7: to be interviewed by Bonding, So in two years time
Speaker 7: for them to say, check out the word SONNYA.
Speaker 2: Krueger, But they say, Christian O'Connor is actually looking younger
Speaker 2: than ever, Actually looking younger. That's what I wanted two
Speaker 2: years time. So I think I need to know what
Speaker 2: Sonya Krueger's secrets are. So actually, not only did I
Speaker 2: read the article, I tore it out. It promised a
Speaker 2: lot like these always are like clickbait, aren't there The
Speaker 2: original clickbait was these Sunday supplements. So it's promised these
Speaker 2: tips that of how we could all look younger like
Speaker 2: Sonya Krueger at fifty five, she's getting younger. First of all,
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, this is interesting. She doesn't diet, not
Speaker 2: really into massively into exercise, but it's her youthfulness comes
Speaker 2: from her attitude. I'm thinking, okay, then they have one
Speaker 2: of these little things here. Sonya Krueger shares her tips
Speaker 2: for maintaining a youthful attitude that will give you a healthy,
Speaker 2: glowing vitality and skin.
Speaker 3: Or thinking I need just four tips for I.
Speaker 2: Can do this. Then I read that, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: a load of why did I read this? Or for this? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, you guys all want to we all want
Speaker 2: to look younger, don't we?
Speaker 7: Well say, stay positive at least.
Speaker 2: Right, So, Sonya Krueger, how do you look like that
Speaker 2: at fifty five? Firstly, make friends with people who make
Speaker 2: you laugh. Right, Okay, a lot of my close friends
Speaker 2: are hello to the extent I think they're the ones
Speaker 2: who should be on TV.
Speaker 4: She's not really known for a TV comedian.
Speaker 2: I've been friends with my girlfriend Claire for more than
Speaker 2: thirty years, and she just cracks me up. Guys.
Speaker 3: So firstly I've written here is get to know Claire.
Speaker 2: Sonya Kreuger is mate and is going to take years
Speaker 2: off this boat race. Okay, next one, all right, right,
Speaker 2: so get rid of all your friends and don't make
Speaker 2: you laugh, jack, I just get rid of friends that don't.
Speaker 2: Next one, watch children's movie. Oh there's always a message
Speaker 2: in there, isn't there. Yeah, I never thought that, Sonya.
Speaker 2: I've been watching a home alone with Maggie. She laughs
Speaker 2: so much. That's all she had to say on that one.
Speaker 2: Two things that are unexpected. Two things that are unexpected.
Speaker 2: Everyone to take years off your face is the day
Speaker 2: I walk to work.
Speaker 4: That's how Benjamin Button do it.
Speaker 2: The day Sonya Krueger walked to work. If you ever
Speaker 2: seen Sonya Krueger walk to what you call the show,
Speaker 2: She's staying young. I took a backpack and pretended I
Speaker 2: was walking around Europe, young lady, pointing out that solo
Speaker 2: adventures wherever you are can be really reinvigorating. And then
Speaker 2: this one here, be mindful about nutrition. Kruger says that
Speaker 2: she mainly eats vegetables. Salads and lean protein. But if
Speaker 2: she's in a restaurant, she'd think nothing of sharing a dessert.
Speaker 3: Sharing.
Speaker 4: She should pretend she's in Europe, strike.
Speaker 2: Walking around there you go, guys, Now you know as
Speaker 2: much as idea about how to look younger at fifties.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connells show podcast most of Us.
Speaker 2: On a Monday, when you wake up, you automatically go
Speaker 2: to that to do list of what Monday is, okay,
Speaker 2: before you even try and do any of Sonya Krueger's
Speaker 2: mindfulness techniques or put you're walking down the Chanz Ofalise,
Speaker 2: will you do any of that? You wake on Monday
Speaker 2: and you go to do this what is today? And
Speaker 2: then you think about the week, and then if it's
Speaker 2: not something you're looking forward to, like I know today,
Speaker 2: my wife has said either.
Speaker 3: You call them or I will call them on your behalf.
Speaker 2: When I'm an adult, I could sident myself. My dentist's
Speaker 2: been trying to get hold of me for a year
Speaker 2: to book in that filling appointment that I said, I
Speaker 2: just need to check my other diary and the diaries
Speaker 2: in the car or we can wait.
Speaker 4: No, the other cars a long way away because I
Speaker 4: walked in.
Speaker 2: Car has been stole them guys, the car has been
Speaker 2: stolen with my old school diary. So they kept calling
Speaker 2: me for the last year. They're now taken to calling
Speaker 2: my wife goes trying to get hold of your husband,
Speaker 2: misstroke about a feeling. Has it changed numbers? He's got
Speaker 2: all your messages and to lead them immediately. So today,
Speaker 2: just the idea of having a book in a filling
Speaker 2: appointment in your mouth and a dentist, it's like, as hell,
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to do it. Just the idea
Speaker 2: of booking it in. So who has a tough day today?
Speaker 3: Jacoba? So if you've got pretty plain sailing mondays.
Speaker 7: I've got I've got frank after this leg day so
Speaker 7: I could complain about that.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's got leg day.
Speaker 2: So if you've got a tough day today, if you've
Speaker 2: got a tough day ahead of you, we want to
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The kids want to watch a movie on Friday night,
Speaker 2: I introduce them to the great two of the modern
Speaker 2: great comedy comedians in there, Eddie Murphy and Steve matt
Speaker 2: together in Bowfinger came out in the mid nineties.
Speaker 4: Let me you remember to guess the plot if I
Speaker 4: remember it correctly.
Speaker 7: They try to make a movie with Eddie Murphy in it,
Speaker 7: but Eddie Murphy doesn't know he's in the film, and
Speaker 7: they shoot long range and through washes and stuff.
Speaker 2: Great idea, it's a great premise trying to make a
Speaker 2: movie with a star who said no to it. By
Speaker 2: getting the other cast members just to go up to
Speaker 2: them and shout their lines when he looks confused and
Speaker 2: they cut around him.
Speaker 3: It's a killer idea.
Speaker 2: And then they find Eddie Murphy's brother, who obviously looks
Speaker 2: like Eddie Murphy to join the production and cast played
Speaker 2: by Eddie Murphy but wear em bracers and comedy big glasses.
Speaker 2: It was the nineties and Eddie Murphy, the big star.
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy Kit is also involved in some It was
Speaker 2: actually awarehead of the curve what we know now about scientology.
Speaker 2: It was a really smart take on that. Do remember
Speaker 2: he had that thing mine head and it was like
Speaker 2: it was basically like l Ron Hubbard. They believe that
Speaker 2: aliens were coming, right, which is why when people coming
Speaker 2: up to him and yelling strange lines, he thought that
Speaker 2: aliens really were coming. He goes crazy anyway, the perfect
Speaker 2: length for a comedy movie, hour and a half. The
Speaker 2: kids loved it. They love Steve Martin as well. They've
Speaker 2: not seen all the Steve mart movies. They've seen the
Speaker 2: ones he did, like the kid movies like Parenthood and
Speaker 2: Cheap Brother Does, which are great. Yeah, bow fingers, still
Speaker 2: very very funny. All right, then let's find out who
Speaker 2: has a tough day today. Who's got a tough Monday? Gavin,
Speaker 2: Good morning, morning guys. There I are, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: So Gavin, tough Monday today for you?
Speaker 10: It's really tough Monday. Got to drive comm commit to
Speaker 10: work from up around the Greensboro area down to Hastings. First,
Speaker 10: that's a good hour and fifteen minutes drive to work
Speaker 10: and then back again obviously in the ovo. During the day,
Speaker 10: I've got a huge day on. I've got to go
Speaker 10: across from Hastings to Sorrento, over on the sea Ferry
Speaker 10: up to Queenscliff and then torque On obviously driving the truck,
Speaker 10: and then back again. And then I've got another trip
Speaker 10: up north back up to around about the Alexander Mark
Speaker 10: in northern Victoria.
Speaker 2: And it's this every day. It's a lot of driving
Speaker 2: around in this job, a lot of driving delivering stuff.
Speaker 10: Yeah, bring yeah, yeah, grew driver.
Speaker 4: And yeah, get you get the truck on the Sorrento ferry.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, the truck gets on the on the ferry,
Speaker 10: and yeah, across we go and then and then back again.
Speaker 2: So tell me this, right, see hours in that five
Speaker 2: days a week? Your what your delivery driver?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah I do. I do fairly big truck. Obviously
Speaker 10: not compared to some of the big trucks stuff doing.
Speaker 2: To day, but yeah that's the big thirteen, that's right.
Speaker 2: And what are you doing in that truck all day?
Speaker 2: Do you listen to podcasts?
Speaker 10: What do you do with Yeah, just just try and
Speaker 10: keep my mind act even listening to music and this
Speaker 10: and that. Yeah, pretty much. I love I love I
Speaker 10: love the drive. So it's it's all good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell you what you've got every hour, keeping you
Speaker 2: business well from nine till five here on God, cash man.
Speaker 4: Cash man will keep you company.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that guy empty in his bank of
Speaker 2: cash every hour. Yeah all right, gas, stay safe from
Speaker 2: the roads, thank you, take it, share al good morning, hello, yes, hello,
Speaker 2: good morning. Hello. I might be dropping out.
Speaker 3: We've got your sharel Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: Stay there, yep, I'm got a very tough day work
Speaker 2: today because my boss is.
Speaker 6: Coming back after being away for a month.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's even going to do what you want.
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, Cheryl, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You cool. Have a good day. By Richard. Hello Richard, Hello, Yes,
Speaker 2: good morning Richard. Why have you got a tough today?
Speaker 11: Yeah, some coming back to work after having five weeks
Speaker 11: off and contemplat this morning already abou whether poor sicky?
Speaker 2: We've had five weeks off? Man? Come on, I mean,
Speaker 2: I know it's a bit rich coming from us who
Speaker 2: had a seven week Christmas and New Year break, but
Speaker 2: five weeks? So are you reluctantly going back to work today?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I'm still in the car park waydon come.
Speaker 2: On, Richard, stay the toughest journey sometimes just walking in
Speaker 2: through the front door, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I don't feel very well, guys.
Speaker 2: Rich We can see you out the window on the
Speaker 2: phone to a radio station moaning about us.
Speaker 3: That's tough, Richard.
Speaker 2: Maybe and you get into work today, we give you
Speaker 2: pair tickets to go to Gold Class. Ah.
Speaker 11: That'bsolutely awesome. Thank you so much for that, guy. I
Speaker 11: really appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Now he's driving away now to go to gold Class
Speaker 3: to watch the movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, take care of each you can do this hover
Speaker 2: it goes bad in New Things Christian.
Speaker 11: Hello, Good.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: On Monday morning. We always try and find a song
Speaker 2: that sums up the weekend. We had chatpost wants it
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 7: My wife and I had our first proper date night
Speaker 7: this weekend. So this is my song for the weekend
Speaker 7: get away.
Speaker 13: Christ's Morgan Its good.
Speaker 4: We dinner and bowling is what we are going to do.
Speaker 4: So Saturday I eat that wife.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe if you're seventeen or eighteen, which I
Speaker 2: think that song is aimed out, they're the target is
Speaker 2: not thirty something.
Speaker 5: Seventy or eighty.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 4: In the nineteen fifties, popular as a day first.
Speaker 3: Date night, whoa play by?
Speaker 14: Huh's something we both enjoyed, and the dinner before Sorry,
Speaker 14: you're right, that's at the Bowling Annie, because everyone knows
Speaker 14: the finest cheeseburgers.
Speaker 2: In life are at that bowling Annie. Actually, I have
Speaker 2: a great love of Bowling Annie. Cheeseburgers. They put that
Speaker 2: big old square of that cheap processed cheese on their
Speaker 2: taste great and.
Speaker 4: The hot dogs as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, we know dumplings we did for dinner, not
Speaker 7: at the bowling alley. Yeah, so got the dinner in
Speaker 7: nice and early, which is good.
Speaker 2: So, oh, you don't want to get stitched to you. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's not saying you don't swim with an hour of
Speaker 2: a heavy meal and you don't bol if you've had
Speaker 2: two dumplings. Take it easy, get that, let's have let's
Speaker 2: eat at twelve.
Speaker 3: So performance. But when we're bowling, I.
Speaker 7: Had no idea how popular bowling was. I thought bowling
Speaker 7: was one of those struggling industries, and actually I thought.
Speaker 2: We're more when why did he ever seen like bowling
Speaker 2: and he is being closed down or for sale bowling balls?
Speaker 3: Thinking long, I think it's.
Speaker 7: Maybe because when I was growing up, our local bowling
Speaker 7: alley got turned into apartments. So maybe that's why I
Speaker 7: thought they were on, Like they're just going in worldwide
Speaker 7: and they're like the next blockbuster.
Speaker 4: That's why I was worried. So I was like, well,
Speaker 4: this will be nice. We'll keep the bowling alleys alive.
Speaker 3: So now it's like a nightclub in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've got the lights and stuff.
Speaker 2: The lights just like pretty dark in there.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you guys know that's what we rocked up to.
Speaker 4: Can we have two games of bowling? Thanks? She can't
Speaker 4: hardly hear me because it's like music, kids screaming.
Speaker 3: There's like a light show going on. And where have
Speaker 3: we come into?
Speaker 2: You can only see that they're go down the balls
Speaker 2: to find that three hole to put your fingers in.
Speaker 4: She goes, have you booked a lay? And I said no,
Speaker 4: She's like Saturday night, what time, like seven thirty?
Speaker 2: We get it's like.
Speaker 4: Chaos, kids running everywhere, kids parties.
Speaker 2: Bill, not just that.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about the horrible noise in there?
Speaker 2: Screaming screaming kids they're just go just like you know
Speaker 2: when I get when you were actually look just running
Speaker 2: up and down like wrong with them.
Speaker 3: Just running up and down cold.
Speaker 4: They shouldn't make that much running in a bowling alley.
Speaker 3: It's a dangerous area.
Speaker 7: A bit of PA's playing here, a bit of pace
Speaker 7: to get up to the starting line and get the
Speaker 7: ball going.
Speaker 9: But you take that swing back, maybe you got a
Speaker 9: ten or twelve on the goal. You could take out
Speaker 9: little Kai with a back hand.
Speaker 7: So we didn't get to bowl on Saturday night because
Speaker 7: of the kids party. This is what I would love
Speaker 7: to recommend to anybody thinking of starting in kids on
Speaker 7: a Saturday night curfew and adults only bowling alley that
Speaker 7: feels creepy.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no like sex bowling or something. Putting
Speaker 3: those three fingers in different holes.
Speaker 2: No kind of pitch.
Speaker 4: It's like a bar. It serves drinks.
Speaker 7: Put your keys in a bar with peanuts. No jack bowling,
Speaker 7: adults only, no kids allowed. You can rock up at
Speaker 7: seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: To don't be.
Speaker 3: Grumpy young man and no kids.
Speaker 2: Kids.
Speaker 3: We just want adults only wanted deadly sign it.
Speaker 2: No joy, no energy, no music, adults eating dumplings, no music,
Speaker 2: nice and bright bowling should be taken very seriously.
Speaker 3: It's a struggling industry.
Speaker 4: Is it too much to us?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Do you think this would be a good idea? Adults
Speaker 3: only bowling?
Speaker 2: So the business pictures if this was Shark Tank, we've
Speaker 2: got so far as there's a bar there and no kids,
Speaker 2: is it just that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's like one of your favorite pubs, except
Speaker 7: right next to it there's bowling alleys in there, and yeah,
Speaker 7: less than music, not all those strobe lights and music
Speaker 7: videos playing on the screens, that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: Just the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack and his wife went on a date night Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Jakra likes to run. It's a pretty fast and loosen
Speaker 2: his lifestyle. So it was dumplings, m braun, Thank you dumplings,
Speaker 2: and then bowling. Horrified to see what the rest of
Speaker 2: us with kids know about the bowling alleys. Now are
Speaker 2: chaos there with the kids kids' parties now they can
Speaker 2: have there. They've got the music videos we sound so
Speaker 2: old day at the.
Speaker 4: Middle playing on real instruments.
Speaker 3: Why they's angry and shouting?
Speaker 7: But really, kids parties pouring out of the bowling alley,
Speaker 7: the timeson the laser town, kids.
Speaker 2: Running up and down behind And once I'm aware of
Speaker 2: some kid running up and down there, I can't relax
Speaker 2: once I know it's there. Why is he running up
Speaker 2: and down? What's wrong with him?
Speaker 10: Bowl?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: Bout come to mow right down the street.
Speaker 2: My feelings.
Speaker 7: That's why I would love to see an adults only
Speaker 7: bowling center where it's like a.
Speaker 4: Bar, no kids allowed. Good idea, less music, less flashing
Speaker 4: live have this for minigolf.
Speaker 2: Like this into minigolf. Yeah, that's like, you've gotta be
Speaker 2: over eighteen. They're like, there's plenty of stuff and ballpits
Speaker 2: for kids all over town. You're not welcome here. You
Speaker 2: don't have to behavior exactly what I coming, running up
Speaker 2: and down when you go bowling. Please tell me you
Speaker 2: do this. You give yourself a funny nickname. Please don't
Speaker 2: tell me to put you.
Speaker 4: No, I put Jack, I like what, Yeah, you didn't
Speaker 4: put Kingpin in or the Beast? Who do you players?
Speaker 2: Kingpin? Or Ernie McCracken from the can't. It's trouble putting
Speaker 2: that because there aren't enough for characters. You gotta give
Speaker 2: yourself a nickname with your bowl.
Speaker 4: I would love to bowl against you guys.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Are you any good?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2: Wildly inconsistent, right, there'd be nine gutta balls and one strike.
Speaker 3: That's me, I mean, wildly inconsistent.
Speaker 2: I need that.
Speaker 4: What's that little thing that comes around them?
Speaker 2: I'm great with that.
Speaker 4: They can help me get them.
Speaker 2: The little guide rails at the k that's what I need. Pats.
Speaker 2: Are you any good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm a bit like you. I'm inconsistent. I'll have a
Speaker 5: couple of good games and then I bomb out.
Speaker 2: You put a nickname in there.
Speaker 5: I just put Mom up there. I'm always Mum original
Speaker 5: with you guys.
Speaker 2: Come on, by the way, years ago. This is about
Speaker 2: ten or twelve years ago accompany I did this. I
Speaker 2: just shudder. I remember something about Bonnie Is. I pitched
Speaker 2: a TV show to the biggest commercial network in the
Speaker 2: UK that was essentially a quiz show in a bowling arcade.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what the idea was, but it was
Speaker 2: a It was a game show in a bowling arcade
Speaker 2: where if they got questions right, they could bowl how
Speaker 2: how many pins was to win cash. I never knew why.
Speaker 3: I never heard back about that idea. Ten years on,
Speaker 3: I must follow that up. But guys, can you just
Speaker 3: say you think.
Speaker 2: It's been.
Speaker 4: With shows like New Holy Molly, the Mini Golf Show.
Speaker 3: Sony Krueger could be listening to this.
Speaker 2: She's going to get to seven or nine or ten
Speaker 2: or Andy or Hamish could steal this from me. Okay,
Speaker 2: Holy Bowling, Yes.
Speaker 3: Call me Channel seven. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Jack wants to know if there are already in Melbourne
Speaker 2: and we think this is good it adults only bowling?
Speaker 2: Are people naked or they've got closed.
Speaker 3: No, it's not sexual and it's no nudity, no sexually
Speaker 3: way is that the disclaim above the entry? It's not
Speaker 3: sexual anyway.
Speaker 4: Plutonic bowling is the name of it.
Speaker 3: Saman good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: I'd just like to say, Jack, you're totally wrong.
Speaker 6: There are places that you can do adults only bowling,
Speaker 6: and there is a bar.
Speaker 8: I've been to one in glen Waveley and it's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What's it called.
Speaker 8: I think it's called Strike.
Speaker 2: Where did you go?
Speaker 4: Strike? Strike is where I went?
Speaker 2: Nothing anger again, finger at me? I wasn't there running
Speaker 2: up and down.
Speaker 7: There may be different strikes operating as different in different ways,
Speaker 7: but the Strike I went to was the kids overrunning
Speaker 7: everywhere it was.
Speaker 6: It definitely is one for you that are eighteen plus.
Speaker 8: Fair They have bars that don't.
Speaker 4: I'm very interested in that.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much. He's very interested in that.
Speaker 2: A new feature once a week. I'm very interested in that.
Speaker 2: Those balls dining drop on your head over the week.
Speaker 2: Have you got concussion I had last week? Josh, good
Speaker 2: morning morning. Here are you going, Josh, hope you had
Speaker 2: a nice wee can welcome to the show. So add
Speaker 2: our only bowling?
Speaker 12: So Jack do in luck Iss you tracked down to
Speaker 12: the dock Lands. There's actually a place called Archie Brothers.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I was there the start of twenty twenty, before all
Speaker 12: the COVID hit and it's an eighteen plus venue. There's
Speaker 12: a bar you can eat there. There's bowling and games
Speaker 12: as well.
Speaker 4: Arka games.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so it's a bit of a mix up.
Speaker 4: Oka games these kids. Yeah, interesting. Do they do a
Speaker 4: big trade?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, Josh, thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 4: What's it called? Sorry, Josh?
Speaker 12: Archie Brothers.
Speaker 4: Archie Brothers they got they got bumper cars?
Speaker 7: Yes, yea virtual reality rides bumper cars. Bowling, Ellie's arcades.
Speaker 3: Too much going on for me, specialize, stay in your lane.
Speaker 4: This is where we do.
Speaker 2: Patsy, you up for a bowling? Should we go? And
Speaker 2: to have on?
Speaker 3: What about producers versus presenters?
Speaker 2: Love it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Three producers, three presenters. Okay, you've got to come up
Speaker 3: with nicknames.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: The height of comedy is not put your own name
Speaker 4: into a bowling.
Speaker 3: Ellie, You're not bowling until there's a funny nickname in
Speaker 3: that machine.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This is a song that sums up the weekend I hads.
Speaker 2: In the UK, we don't have anything like the formal.
Speaker 2: So for my oldest daughter Ruby, who's sixteen, Saturday afternoon,
Speaker 2: I had to take her shopping for the dress for
Speaker 2: her first ever formal, which is in March, and all
Speaker 2: of her friends are already they already have their dresses.
Speaker 2: She was like, really really stressed Friday night, so I said,
Speaker 2: we'll go tomorrow afternoon, but she was. It was just
Speaker 2: about two things, the dress and then posting it and
Speaker 2: what people might say. You guys grew up with the formal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you remember me yours Patsy, Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5: I've still got my dress from my Year ten formal,
Speaker 5: white with a big puffy thing on the sleeve.
Speaker 2: Still got it. Yeah, amazing. Who did you go with?
Speaker 5: Just my girlfriends? We didn't have dates in year ten
Speaker 5: different times?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And who did you go with the first formal?
Speaker 7: I went with my mate Rich didn't have the courage
Speaker 7: to ask one of the girls in the year level.
Speaker 7: You know Rich, he's the guy who now works at Kennard's.
Speaker 7: Helped us get the compressor at the MCG when we
Speaker 7: captured the g yeah. And then when I was in
Speaker 7: year twelve, Thankfully I had my first girlfriend by then,
Speaker 7: so I didn't have to ask somebody out awkwardly.
Speaker 4: It was just agreed that we would go together.
Speaker 2: Aren't you guys lucky that you grew up in a
Speaker 2: time where there wasn't social media here? I felt so
Speaker 2: sorry for it all when we were looking for this dress, right,
Speaker 2: what should be an exciting time, right, all it was
Speaker 2: about was what other people would say on our post.
Speaker 2: And I felt so sorry for we didn't have that,
Speaker 2: And I'm glad, I mean, you guys would have. It
Speaker 2: would have been even more pressurized.
Speaker 7: Because you still got your dress. You should put up
Speaker 7: on Snapchat now and see what the girlfriends say about it.
Speaker 2: Tell you what they are. A bitchy crowds. Bitchy crowd
Speaker 2: So anyway, I said, I'll give you two hours. You've
Speaker 2: got two hours of one hundred secon concentration.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we went to four different dress shops and then
Speaker 2: we went back. Guess where we got it from the
Speaker 2: first place. When we were in the first place we went,
Speaker 2: we'll be here again, it's said a lady. Seeing about
Speaker 2: an hour's time, I was only about out about ten minutes.
Speaker 2: When I'm back in it ate that dress like the first.
Speaker 2: And then we got home and it was like a
Speaker 2: photo shoot for it was like the lighting in the house,
Speaker 2: hanging on the wall, taking the photo looking at it. No,
Speaker 2: that's too filtered, Dad, stop using too many filters. It
Speaker 2: looks too filtered. They're oh, I gon a lot of filters,
Speaker 2: aren't that? It's a dress not very nice?
Speaker 3: Even I was getting anxious.
Speaker 2: How did she posted? I was like, oh, is it
Speaker 2: going to be all right? Am I going to be
Speaker 2: all right? And then one of them just put that's
Speaker 2: bold and she went, oh my god, they don't like it.
Speaker 2: I went bold, like you want to be You don't
Speaker 2: want to be on the crowd. You're already bold. She
Speaker 2: went no, no, no, that means, oh god, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have done that. Someone else just put a love heart.
Speaker 2: And that same girl when she posts on her dress,
Speaker 2: she put love heart and you're going to look great
Speaker 2: in this. This girl just put a love heart and
Speaker 2: I went, I feel so sorry for you. Anyway, next
Speaker 2: weekend we're buying the shoes, and I said, you got
Speaker 2: two hours. Then we're just going to do it in
Speaker 2: a lot of weekly increments at the moment, just two
Speaker 2: hours and hours at a time. Some of you must
Speaker 2: all remember, must have vivid stories and memories about your
Speaker 2: first ever formal. It's a whole new learning curve for us.
Speaker 2: Obviously been on Australia in almost three years, but this
Speaker 2: is the first door to going through the form and experience.
Speaker 3: What do you remember about your formal?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, this is exciting. Coming up next, we're speaking
Speaker 2: to an amazing person called Tracy. Two weeks ago when
Speaker 2: we roll back on it, I was saying, now, had
Speaker 2: this idea, if anyone really has a nears resolution or
Speaker 2: just some goal they really want to commit to this year,
Speaker 2: how far would you be prepared to do? What about
Speaker 2: if we put whatever your goal was wrapped it all
Speaker 2: over your car, whatever you wanted to do, right, And
Speaker 2: Tracy called in. Tracy wants to lose a bit of
Speaker 2: weight and as she's hitting fifty in June and she
Speaker 2: wants to be in the surf looking ripped. So we
Speaker 2: said we go away and have a think about a
Speaker 2: couple of slogans. So we've got some slogans and these
Speaker 2: will be blazoned all over her car. We're about to
Speaker 2: pitch them to them in a minute. I said to
Speaker 2: you to Rio, she wants to go surfing in TALKI
Speaker 2: in June for her fiftieth Could you make some production
Speaker 2: and sing it to surfing Usa, Rio, Jack and I
Speaker 2: have heard it. No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: It wasn't for public consumption. I thought that was just
Speaker 4: like a private Why would I.
Speaker 2: Ask you to make private jingis right for listeners that
Speaker 2: I can enjoy it my own pleasure. This works. What
Speaker 2: doesn't work is you're like a commitment. This is a
Speaker 2: man who's reluctantly doing this, and that is a shame.
Speaker 2: You've killed this on purpose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tracy's cancer.
Speaker 5: In talk.
Speaker 3: That is a man who's given up hope. Right, what
Speaker 3: about the falsetto? No, no, no, that is a man
Speaker 3: who's given up hope.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Tracy's cancer in talk. No, would you like a
Speaker 4: different to go back in there and make it the
Speaker 4: same thing, different energy?
Speaker 2: Well as you go in there, all right, come on, dance, monkey, dance,
Speaker 2: all right, Tracy's up next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast was.
Speaker 2: Just saying earlier about Tracy. She's about to find out
Speaker 2: some of the slogans that you've been suggesting that she's
Speaker 2: going to have everywhere all over her Calm Tampa smash
Speaker 2: a goal which is to get on the surf when
Speaker 2: she hits fifty in June. In Talkie Something USA is
Speaker 2: a great surf song. What can we do for Tracy?
Speaker 2: I wonder? Yeah, Tracy's gone surfing.
Speaker 3: In talking.
Speaker 2: That's one of those, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Go in there?
Speaker 3: Apologize to you brother, Sorry, we'll talk about stuff the show.
Speaker 3: Want to hear it again?
Speaker 2: This is literally.
Speaker 4: Talk sancastic.
Speaker 2: You could sing sarcastically, but you can't rio. All right,
Speaker 2: oh r, let's get Tracy on here. Hopefully this hasn't
Speaker 2: put her off.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Tracy, Good morning.
Speaker 6: You have me doing the dive dance and you know
Speaker 6: the freestyle and ninety sixties.
Speaker 2: I love it. Awesome? All right, Tracy? So first of all,
Speaker 2: you're still keen to do this?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I was actually out yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well are you what in the surf?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've.
Speaker 2: Got to be in a Winnot I was.
Speaker 6: I was really I had the family up and out
Speaker 6: and we're in the water.
Speaker 3: And I met Heather and so this is your surf coach.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my surf coach. So she gave me a few instructions.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I need rewiring. I actually need a
Speaker 6: whole new body. I've been surfing incorrectly for my entire life,
Speaker 6: doing wrong. Well, I get up on my knees, but
Speaker 6: then after my knee surgery, my brain isn't wired to
Speaker 6: my knee anymore. So I've literally got to swing it
Speaker 6: around like a peg leg get it onto the board.
Speaker 2: I think you get what you're going to do right
Speaker 2: now is you're going to create a whole new new
Speaker 2: way of actually surfing that people will actually steal your trademark.
Speaker 6: Move Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Just it's like wipe out.
Speaker 6: You know, it's cod hangering on a surfboard. You know
Speaker 6: how you sort of ride your bike and you put
Speaker 6: your arm out and you can choke somebody as you
Speaker 6: go by, Like that way, get out of my way.
Speaker 7: Actually, people, what do you have for Tracy? If she's
Speaker 7: on her bike, if she's in the car, encourage her
Speaker 7: if she's on the bike.
Speaker 4: Still clear?
Speaker 2: All right, So Tracy, now we need to get the
Speaker 2: car or loged up with your motivating slogan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're still keen for us to do this
Speaker 3: to that big old car of yours.
Speaker 6: Yep, I need something to motivate me. This is after
Speaker 6: what I learnt yesterday. It's going to be a full
Speaker 6: on you know, twenty weeks. I think we've got you
Speaker 6: can do this.
Speaker 2: You can do this right the first of February today,
Speaker 2: You've got until June to your fifty you can do this,
Speaker 2: all right, some of the slogans then I can again.
Speaker 2: You'll pick the one that you're happy to have plastered
Speaker 2: all over your car. Okay, Claire, heads shape up, surfs
Speaker 2: up nothing, it would be it would be nifty to
Speaker 2: surf by fifty god pass and I started.
Speaker 9: They were good, taking them on board Old Bold and
Speaker 9: sponsored by gold.
Speaker 2: And then there's anything motivating that written all over your
Speaker 2: car for people hongko and going no, no good luck.
Speaker 2: Cower Bunger are surf with hunger. No people drunk over
Speaker 2: the weekend that was starving you for the next five months.
Speaker 6: Cow Bungy used to be like an old firone's going
Speaker 6: to read that thing.
Speaker 2: Oh that must have been a radio station thing from
Speaker 2: ninety one, which maybe does cow cutting back on carbs
Speaker 2: to cut back on waves. Yeah, honk, I don't know
Speaker 2: this one, honk if I look hungry? All right?
Speaker 3: But what about this one? I like this one?
Speaker 2: But what do you think drop ten to hang ten?
Speaker 2: I like it? I like that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I do. I do because yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm still getting my mind around the car. But yes,
Speaker 6: I do like that one.
Speaker 2: Is this the one? Now?
Speaker 6: What were the first two agains?
Speaker 3: Shape up surfs up right? It would be nifty to
Speaker 3: serve by fifty.
Speaker 2: We're not doing that.
Speaker 3: We're not doing cow bonger you anything about that is wrong.
Speaker 2: We can do those ones, but we're not putting the
Speaker 2: leg on. They're starving me, so I can serve. No,
Speaker 2: I think drop ten to hang ten? Does that fill
Speaker 2: the one? Yep?
Speaker 6: I think I think that's a good one. It motivates me.
Speaker 6: When I walk out the door and I say drop ten,
Speaker 6: I'll just go, oh my god, not again. But it's
Speaker 6: what I need. So yep, definitely, I think that one
Speaker 6: could be could be the goer.
Speaker 7: So do we need a welcome message on there as well? Like, Hi,
Speaker 7: I'm Tracy. I'm going to drop ten to lose ten. Yes,
Speaker 7: honk to give me encouragement yep, or honked.
Speaker 5: Oh, I's a Hong Kore.
Speaker 6: Think I've done something wrong.
Speaker 3: Maybe the battery reaction is stretched when you get hold.
Speaker 11: Yes, I was.
Speaker 2: Offered a stand up gig in a car park, and
Speaker 2: I think I'd find it very just. Confront has been
Speaker 2: honked all the time. I think I'm at some lights.
Speaker 2: Would it would put me off the stand up? So yeah,
Speaker 2: I think no honking no.
Speaker 7: Because our listeners would try to give you encouragement and
Speaker 7: you might give them the finger back then that they're
Speaker 7: trying to.
Speaker 2: Ringing the radio station to some crazy lady in a car.
Speaker 2: The show's name all over it. It's doesn't work for
Speaker 2: any one.
Speaker 7: What about waves to wave to get me on a
Speaker 7: wave or something like that? Wave to get me back
Speaker 7: on the waves.
Speaker 2: Serf's up, thumbs up. We're going backwards here.
Speaker 3: We should have done this off air rather than lie
Speaker 3: to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: All right, So it's decision day to day Tracy, because
Speaker 2: we want to get the I know, I know you've
Speaker 2: had a couple of weeks on it.
Speaker 3: Now you know this is your moment.
Speaker 6: The person I've heard this, Oh my gosh, okay.
Speaker 3: Yeap hang ten to serve ten?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: No, all right, what about this one? Gimme ten, give
Speaker 2: me ten thumbs up.
Speaker 3: Salutes?
Speaker 2: No, drop ten to hang ten? I like it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, let's go.
Speaker 10: Let's do it.
Speaker 6: Oh, braze, breeze break, Yeah, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Tracey, do you want to get in that surf in June?
Speaker 2: Do you want to drop ten to hang ten?
Speaker 6: Okay, yep, I'll drop ten to hang ten.
Speaker 9: Yes, let's play our favorite song. What's all right, Tracy,
Speaker 9: drop ten.
Speaker 3: To hang ten?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, let's open up our Monday marketing bureau
Speaker 2: where we save your business with an underwhelming slogan.
Speaker 3: Tracy, do we have sign off? Drop ten to hang ten?
Speaker 6: Okay, sign off. I think the whole family will like it.
Speaker 2: It's yeah.
Speaker 6: My husband can drive in the car and not feel
Speaker 6: like you needs Horman's treatment. Yep, it's all good. I
Speaker 6: think we're yep, I think we're a go ahead, brilliant.
Speaker 2: All right, Tracy, we're going to be picking up the
Speaker 2: car to and we're going to get it done this week.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I've got a vacuum it.
Speaker 2: On the outside, not on the carpets. Don't need to
Speaker 2: vacuum it. Okay, it's all been wrapped everywhere. Bonnet, the
Speaker 2: back the sides.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm having a hot flush.
Speaker 9: Now, that's a good sign you're alive. Tracy. When I
Speaker 9: say drop ten, what do you say?
Speaker 6: Hang damn?
Speaker 13: Christian O'Connell The Christian o'connells Show Podcast, Already it's time
Speaker 13: for this week's mishard lyrics. It's just another misshard Christian
Speaker 13: O'Connell's misheard lyrics.
Speaker 2: Let's get into all the miss herd lyrics you've been
Speaker 2: setting in over the last seven days. As always here
Speaker 2: the way it works, we haven't listened to them. We
Speaker 2: play the mac if we agree with you, if not,
Speaker 2: and if they're really great, like all the dogs make
Speaker 2: in love in the adverts, keep Niggan. Then you get
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Speaker 2: system of a Down's what we all want on a
Speaker 2: Monday'sn't this system of a Down? Do you remember Chop Sue?
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Speaker 2: you in disgusting ways, discusting. They are touring with Tina Arena.
Speaker 2: This ship wrote me for her? Yeah yeah, Or is
Speaker 2: it they looked at you in disgusting ways? Or is
Speaker 2: it they looked at you disgusting Whales. Disgusting, Yeah, disgusting Wales.
Speaker 2: Just amazed that one of you listened. All listening to
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Speaker 4: They actually do have new music, of course they do.
Speaker 2: Tiffany cam Don't Look Back in Anger by Oasis, So
Speaker 2: Sally can wait. I'm not sure about this one, but
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Speaker 2: it slow Pelican Wave? Let's move on, Tiffany, don't waste
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Speaker 3: I love the Beach Boys. Pets Sounds a classical album, Martinique.
Speaker 2: All our heads are behind us? Or is it? Martinke?
Speaker 2: That man's a rotten steak, Martink. That man's a.
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Speaker 2: Come on in, Let's go to Nathan's Got Robbie Williams.
Speaker 2: Let me entertain you with your mind gets burned? Or
Speaker 2: is it your maggots burn a straight? There? You're macis
Speaker 2: bum well done? Nathan Amy Shark old friend of the show,
Speaker 2: Jack's Besty Amy Shark I said Hi, tell them all?
Speaker 2: I said Hi? Or is it tellnor Mole? I said Hi?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is so.
Speaker 2: Talent?
Speaker 3: Mole, I said Hi. Third Hall of Famers, Hall of
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Speaker 2: Let's find out? Carol jump by Van Halen might as
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Speaker 2: all of us? Or is it jump?
Speaker 3: Maxwell Jump? Maxwell Jump?
Speaker 4: The first one is there? The first one is definitely there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, first name, Maxwell's surname Jump Maxwell Jump, Carol Wader.
Speaker 2: I actually can't hear anything of this one. I can't
Speaker 2: hear anything this one. Damos sent this one in. Think
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a long shot. He thinks he
Speaker 2: can here's swearing in this. I can't hear anything like that.
Speaker 2: I can't hear a thing of that. If you got
Speaker 2: any for next week, any miss her lyrics? Email me
Speaker 2: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every week on the show, we are blessed with so
Speaker 2: many great stories and call some of you guys. So
Speaker 2: every Friday we end the show giving one of you
Speaker 2: our call of the week, which is one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: thanks to Mercedes Benz Berrick. So on Friday we were
Speaker 2: giving our first one of the year to Jason. It
Speaker 2: was winning his one thousand dollars. I need something really
Speaker 2: selfless and incredible right the end. It was cool we
Speaker 2: surprise everyone.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what, Christian, I have a lot in
Speaker 8: my life and I'm wondering if you could give that
Speaker 8: to a kid that maybe not a received a present.
Speaker 8: Can I give that back to you and find a
Speaker 8: key that's worthy of a couple of presents?
Speaker 2: Is that credible? So that's listen Jason right at the
Speaker 2: end on Friday's show when I say here's a thousand
Speaker 2: dollars in cash, and he says that I don't want it.
Speaker 2: I've got enough going on in my life. So it
Speaker 2: was right at the end of Friday's show, and as
Speaker 2: Jason was saying, there you just want to find maybe
Speaker 2: a kid that we could support or he could support.
Speaker 3: It's his one thousand dollars. So it happened right at
Speaker 3: the end of Friday's show.
Speaker 2: So if you know of a family that didn't have
Speaker 2: the Christmas that they should have had done and they
Speaker 2: would really benefit from that one.
Speaker 3: Thousand dollars, please could you let us know.
Speaker 2: You can email me if it's easy to put something
Speaker 2: down Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We're
Speaker 2: just looking for a family that could really do with
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Speaker 2: On Today's Time Wasted. Today is National meat Day. National
Speaker 2: meat Day today it is, and we're asking if your
Speaker 2: meat bands for today's time waste. If we were to
Speaker 2: put on a meat band festival, meatfest, what bands have
Speaker 2: to go on?
Speaker 15: From the team that brought you lem a poloozer would
Speaker 15: say and goat shell, we trim the fat.
Speaker 3: So it's all bang is no mash, no ses or steak.
Speaker 2: It's Christian O'Connell's me fist.
Speaker 3: Before we get into the bands.
Speaker 2: Meat facts, the average person willie seven thousand animals in
Speaker 2: their lifetime breaks apologized to the well go Veggy breaks
Speaker 2: down to eleven cows, twenty seven pigs, two and half
Speaker 2: thousand chucks, eighty turkeys, thirty sheep, and four and a
Speaker 2: half thousand fish.
Speaker 4: Two and a half thousand chucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wowie Yeah. The pilot of Gemini three, John Young,
Speaker 2: was reprimanded for smuggling a corn beef sandwich onto the spacecraft.
Speaker 2: And there's a hostage negotiation strategy called bringing home the Bacon,
Speaker 2: where negotiators fry bacon outside the hostage area, making a
Speaker 2: hostage taker hungry from the smell and more willing to negotiate.
Speaker 2: Where have the producers pulled that one out?
Speaker 3: Never worked?
Speaker 2: Why didn't Bruce Winners just do that in Die Hard?
Speaker 2: Get the George Forman grin out? All right, we're looking
Speaker 2: for your meat bands today. Meat bands for Meatfest. I've
Speaker 2: got porking heads gold, the artists formerly known as Mints.
Speaker 4: Plus, the Beef fifty two's silver.
Speaker 3: Po ham lovely one for Tocky po haam.
Speaker 4: Limp brisket silver plus.
Speaker 3: Okay, seen the Sunshine band gold?
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right, Jackie boy. Meat bands for Meatfest?
Speaker 2: What have you got?
Speaker 4: Smashing rumpkins?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good?
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 4: We all love the goo goo dolls. How about the
Speaker 4: goo dolls?
Speaker 2: That's very smart?
Speaker 3: Also gold, Iron Mutton we're down the Bronx and you
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 4: And kebab for QD.
Speaker 2: God plus thank you? All right then, best one we
Speaker 2: get this morning a meat band. We're attending tickets to
Speaker 2: the Australian Open.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over there, look at etaptop?
Speaker 3: Are you obs over there?
Speaker 2: Be asked? Tell me what are you doing? I suspect
Speaker 2: I know Patsy go around. Honestly, A year of accountability
Speaker 2: obviously has passed us by.
Speaker 4: I'm getting bagels straight after.
Speaker 2: Jack has put a message on our WhatsApp group during
Speaker 2: the show, posting a photo of a menu nothing to
Speaker 2: do with content or the show, asking everyone to pick
Speaker 2: their bagels.
Speaker 7: There's a bagel place not far from here that Bianca
Speaker 7: told me about. I can't believe I've been so close
Speaker 7: to it all this time.
Speaker 3: Can't believe I doing the show.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you look at that Bascipe.
Speaker 5: Whatsp group I'm in or just with the producers.
Speaker 4: I was going to send it to you as well.
Speaker 2: Awful, awful human being.
Speaker 3: I try to do something, try to do so nice
Speaker 3: in the middle of the show.
Speaker 2: Come on now, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Australian Open tickets.
Speaker 4: I am lucky powers with you. You got my one
Speaker 4: hundred percent focus now, yeah.
Speaker 2: Which when again New York looks great? I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Our teams have one with Diyllan. I judge anyone that
Speaker 2: chooses to have Dill in their life. AnyWho, All right,
Speaker 2: meet bands. That's the time wasted today from the team
Speaker 2: that brought you.
Speaker 15: 'm a palooser would say, and goat shell, we trim
Speaker 15: the fat. So it's all bangers, no mash, no sit
Speaker 15: or state. It's Christian O'Connell's me fist.
Speaker 3: Every day this week.
Speaker 2: Tickets to go to the Australian Open game set and
Speaker 2: protect with Bondai's and Sport SPN fifty plus the official
Speaker 2: sunscreen of the Australian Open. Yeah, Gokovich smearing up now
Speaker 2: think actually is for someone else sets himself and those
Speaker 2: five g rays. He doesn't like.
Speaker 3: Meat Fest. I'm ready picked that bagel yet.
Speaker 2: I don't want rush or anything.
Speaker 4: Unless it's got meat in it, and then, in which case,
Speaker 4: Happy National Meat Day.
Speaker 3: We got the meat.
Speaker 4: Talka to Bronzie Bronze.
Speaker 3: It's all shiny Bronzie. He's distracted with.
Speaker 2: He knows that tab's got it. Crowded grouse. That's smart.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you actually eat grouse?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: See, yeah, okay, I've never had it. Silver.
Speaker 2: Other people might be different to you. Fleet with Big
Speaker 2: Mac Gold, Piggy Pop.
Speaker 4: Gold, Robert palmers on gold.
Speaker 2: Uh, kissoles, rissoles, rissoles, kissoles.
Speaker 4: Kiss holes. I don't want to hear that again.
Speaker 2: Bronze Castle rolling stones. That's great, The Castle rolling stones.
Speaker 2: I love that. Bee Geez, that was a great steak.
Speaker 3: Silver, Sorry, Phil, I tried to upsell it.
Speaker 16: Moo too, Bronze Motley stew Civil plus state that silver.
Speaker 2: How about pork? What is it? No idea hauling goats? Gold,
Speaker 2: Andrew Widow's Ham Sandwiches.
Speaker 3: Bronze Beefy Boys Gold, Amy Porterhouse.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, sibil plus ugly kid goat, Not quite there,
Speaker 16: roast malone post that's good by Gene, well done.
Speaker 3: A flock of sausages. Silver, the rolling rissoles.
Speaker 2: We're not kissing them anymore, we're rolling them. You've more
Speaker 2: than he kissed them. Silver, Dire Steaks gold. There's a
Speaker 2: steak restaurant called that. I'm going to open one.
Speaker 3: Dire Steaks Silverside chair.
Speaker 13: Oh yes, Silver plus Ah Yes, Ah Yes, Friends All Rump,
Speaker 13: Frankfurt goes to Hollywood, Gold, Salami Davis Junior, Silver Goose,
Speaker 13: Springsteen Silver, Zezi Chop Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Faith, No More Vegans, Bronze, Who's winning tickets to go
Speaker 2: to the Australian Open.
Speaker 4: The cast are rolling Stones. I think it was Billy Jean.
Speaker 3: Not kissing Rerissolets.
Speaker 2: All right, Tyler, Today's show is adults only bowling
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