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Speaker 2: Ease to make you go even get me started today.
Speaker 1: Ease to make you go?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: First thing, I do not go to work angry every week.
Speaker 1: On the show, we call it things that make you good.
Speaker 1: It's those small everyday irritations that drive you crazy. Don't
Speaker 1: go mad, get funny. There's two things to me. It's
Speaker 1: the fake customer service. That's try and kid us that
Speaker 1: they care about us. How many times a day do
Speaker 1: you have to hear your call is important to us?
Speaker 1: Then pick up the goddamn phone. Pick it up that
Speaker 1: I cover that important if if I'm one of one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty seven people stuck in a queue right
Speaker 1: now swearing at the phone, and then the I got
Speaker 1: an email back from I had to email about customer service.
Speaker 1: I want to cancel an order that it's been weeks
Speaker 1: before it's even coming to me. So I want to
Speaker 1: cancel an order. And I hear from the patronizing the
Speaker 1: names the happiness Squad. No, no, they listen, squad, listen,
Speaker 1: just cancel the order. We're not in the happiness squad. Okay,
Speaker 1: cancel the order, give me the money. Who is this
Speaker 1: self elected happiness squad? Squad?
Speaker 4: HR do that a lot. They try to rebrand themselves
Speaker 4: as like where people, we're the fun group, but mostly
Speaker 4: they're just there to fire people.
Speaker 1: That is not true in company, not in this way
Speaker 1: was last year. Actually they really let it these days
Speaker 1: are are radio station. It's like we're in a deserted
Speaker 1: international space station. You know, like the movie Alien when
Speaker 1: there was a bug that's on around it's wiped everybody out.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like.
Speaker 4: He is the most chilling part. There's a war with
Speaker 4: everyone's shots on it.
Speaker 1: And then oh yeah, I think that. I think our
Speaker 1: bosses last year actually took a bit too literally headshots
Speaker 1: hasn't taken out the back and fight people go.
Speaker 4: They covered up.
Speaker 1: They'll just keep it light, okay, keep please come on, guys.
Speaker 1: Things that make you go Mandy last week, Mandy sadly
Speaker 1: it doesn't like jars of garlic. Me and many good
Speaker 1: people love as we found it was called Jarlick, the
Speaker 1: pre chopped, the pre shopped minced garlic. They've done it
Speaker 1: for us. I don't have to do that. That's all
Speaker 1: horrible thing, Patty, what's it for you this week? Thing
Speaker 1: makes you go.
Speaker 2: Girer drive to work this morning? Road gangs across Australia.
Speaker 2: Can you please, this is an os.
Speaker 1: Squats are actually part of the road squad.
Speaker 2: Please when there is a detour, which is fine, I
Speaker 2: understand you have to do work, but please can you
Speaker 2: properly sign?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: I get that you put the first sign up detour right.
Speaker 1: So I go give up on that second or third arrow.
Speaker 2: Just don't do it.
Speaker 1: You're down in a colder sac or somewhere you've never
Speaker 1: been before in your life. It's a roundabout that there.
Speaker 1: We just drive you to a roundabout where now ahead
Speaker 1: left right.
Speaker 2: There was no second, third, fourth, let alone a fifth,
Speaker 2: and I ended up in a dead end court this.
Speaker 1: Morning Sexton outro and workout south.
Speaker 2: It was almost like the scene out of a horror movie.
Speaker 2: And I thought, oh wait, are zombie is going to
Speaker 2: like land on my car and kill me?
Speaker 1: Horror movements for detour the diversion.
Speaker 2: I get that you have to detour.
Speaker 1: Even King is back.
Speaker 4: She was stuck in a colder what's scary when it's Dutch.
Speaker 2: Carry through with the.
Speaker 1: Res I don't mind, like you said, but they're rarely
Speaker 1: busting a sweat there as well. There's one near me
Speaker 1: that I have every morning on the way to the
Speaker 1: radio station. Right, no one is working at four thirty, guys,
Speaker 1: no one is working at four thirty. There's no way
Speaker 1: you're getting that big old drill and jackammer out at
Speaker 1: half four. Who are you kidding? Right now, there's no
Speaker 1: work being done.
Speaker 2: Let me through, But I just wonder if they forgot
Speaker 2: the other signs. So then on the way to work
Speaker 2: them thinking what happened there?
Speaker 4: Did they?
Speaker 2: Oh, Joe, I thought you had the No John, I
Speaker 2: thought you And so they just got one sign up
Speaker 2: this morning and I was in a dead end street
Speaker 2: and I didn't like.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it felt like? Jerry Seinfeld? Join
Speaker 1: and I want to hear a bit more of that
Speaker 1: bit magic from you, Patsy there with some fictional characters
Speaker 1: coming in. I really like little Vignette at Vignette Threat.
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