WEBVTT - MINI: Things That Make You Go Grrr

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<v Speaker 2>Got anything good?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Ease to make you go even get me started today.

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<v Speaker 1>Ease to make you go?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>First thing, I do not go to work angry every week.

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<v Speaker 1>On the show, we call it things that make you good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's those small everyday irritations that drive you crazy. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>go mad, get funny. There's two things to me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the fake customer service. That's try and kid us that

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<v Speaker 1>they care about us. How many times a day do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to hear your call is important to us?

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<v Speaker 1>Then pick up the goddamn phone. Pick it up that

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<v Speaker 1>I cover that important if if I'm one of one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty seven people stuck in a queue right

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<v Speaker 1>now swearing at the phone, and then the I got

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<v Speaker 1>an email back from I had to email about customer service.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to cancel an order that it's been weeks

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<v Speaker 1>before it's even coming to me. So I want to

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<v Speaker 1>cancel an order. And I hear from the patronizing the

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<v Speaker 1>names the happiness Squad. No, no, they listen, squad, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>just cancel the order. We're not in the happiness squad. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>cancel the order, give me the money. Who is this

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<v Speaker 1>self elected happiness squad? Squad?

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<v Speaker 4>HR do that a lot. They try to rebrand themselves

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<v Speaker 4>as like where people, we're the fun group, but mostly

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<v Speaker 4>they're just there to fire people.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not true in company, not in this way

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<v Speaker 1>was last year. Actually they really let it these days

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<v Speaker 1>are are radio station. It's like we're in a deserted

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<v Speaker 1>international space station. You know, like the movie Alien when

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<v Speaker 1>there was a bug that's on around it's wiped everybody out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>He is the most chilling part. There's a war with

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<v Speaker 4>everyone's shots on it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then oh yeah, I think that. I think our

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<v Speaker 1>bosses last year actually took a bit too literally headshots

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't taken out the back and fight people go.

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<v Speaker 4>They covered up.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll just keep it light, okay, keep please come on, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Things that make you go Mandy last week, Mandy sadly

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't like jars of garlic. Me and many good

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<v Speaker 1>people love as we found it was called Jarlick, the

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<v Speaker 1>pre chopped, the pre shopped minced garlic. They've done it

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<v Speaker 1>for us. I don't have to do that. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>horrible thing, Patty, what's it for you this week? Thing

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<v Speaker 1>makes you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Girer drive to work this morning? Road gangs across Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you please, this is an os.

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<v Speaker 1>Squats are actually part of the road squad.

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<v Speaker 2>Please when there is a detour, which is fine, I

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<v Speaker 2>understand you have to do work, but please can you

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<v Speaker 2>properly sign?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>I get that you put the first sign up detour right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go give up on that second or third arrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're down in a colder sac or somewhere you've never

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<v Speaker 1>been before in your life. It's a roundabout that there.

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<v Speaker 1>We just drive you to a roundabout where now ahead

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<v Speaker 1>left right.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no second, third, fourth, let alone a fifth,

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<v Speaker 2>and I ended up in a dead end court this.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Sexton outro and workout south.

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<v Speaker 2>It was almost like the scene out of a horror movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought, oh wait, are zombie is going to

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<v Speaker 2>like land on my car and kill me?

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<v Speaker 1>Horror movements for detour the diversion.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that you have to detour.

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<v Speaker 1>Even King is back.

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<v Speaker 4>She was stuck in a colder what's scary when it's Dutch.

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<v Speaker 2>Carry through with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Res I don't mind, like you said, but they're rarely

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<v Speaker 1>busting a sweat there as well. There's one near me

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<v Speaker 1>that I have every morning on the way to the

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. Right, no one is working at four thirty, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>no one is working at four thirty. There's no way

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting that big old drill and jackammer out at

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<v Speaker 1>half four. Who are you kidding? Right now, there's no

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<v Speaker 1>work being done.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me through, But I just wonder if they forgot

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<v Speaker 2>the other signs. So then on the way to work

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<v Speaker 2>them thinking what happened there?

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<v Speaker 4>Did they?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Joe, I thought you had the No John, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you And so they just got one sign up

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<v Speaker 2>this morning and I was in a dead end street

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what it felt like? Jerry Seinfeld? Join

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to hear a bit more of that

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<v Speaker 1>bit magic from you, Patsy there with some fictional characters

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<v Speaker 1>coming in. I really like little Vignette at Vignette Threat.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually Christian O'Connell show go On podcast