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Speaker 2: Got anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Ease to make you go even get me started today.

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Speaker 1: Ease to make you go?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: First thing, I do not go to work angry every week.

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Speaker 1: On the show, we call it things that make you good.

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Speaker 1: It's those small everyday irritations that drive you crazy. Don't

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Speaker 1: go mad, get funny. There's two things to me. It's

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Speaker 1: the fake customer service. That's try and kid us that

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Speaker 1: they care about us. How many times a day do

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Speaker 1: you have to hear your call is important to us?

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Speaker 1: Then pick up the goddamn phone. Pick it up that

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Speaker 1: I cover that important if if I'm one of one

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty seven people stuck in a queue right

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Speaker 1: now swearing at the phone, and then the I got

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Speaker 1: an email back from I had to email about customer service.

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Speaker 1: I want to cancel an order that it's been weeks

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Speaker 1: before it's even coming to me. So I want to

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Speaker 1: cancel an order. And I hear from the patronizing the

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Speaker 1: names the happiness Squad. No, no, they listen, squad, listen,

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Speaker 1: just cancel the order. We're not in the happiness squad. Okay,

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Speaker 1: cancel the order, give me the money. Who is this

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Speaker 1: self elected happiness squad? Squad?

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Speaker 4: HR do that a lot. They try to rebrand themselves

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Speaker 4: as like where people, we're the fun group, but mostly

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Speaker 4: they're just there to fire people.

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Speaker 1: That is not true in company, not in this way

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Speaker 1: was last year. Actually they really let it these days

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Speaker 1: are are radio station. It's like we're in a deserted

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Speaker 1: international space station. You know, like the movie Alien when

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Speaker 1: there was a bug that's on around it's wiped everybody out.

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Speaker 1: That's what it's like.

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Speaker 4: He is the most chilling part. There's a war with

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Speaker 4: everyone's shots on it.

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Speaker 1: And then oh yeah, I think that. I think our

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Speaker 1: bosses last year actually took a bit too literally headshots

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Speaker 1: hasn't taken out the back and fight people go.

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Speaker 4: They covered up.

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Speaker 1: They'll just keep it light, okay, keep please come on, guys.

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Speaker 1: Things that make you go Mandy last week, Mandy sadly

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Speaker 1: it doesn't like jars of garlic. Me and many good

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Speaker 1: people love as we found it was called Jarlick, the

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Speaker 1: pre chopped, the pre shopped minced garlic. They've done it

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Speaker 1: for us. I don't have to do that. That's all

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Speaker 1: horrible thing, Patty, what's it for you this week? Thing

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Speaker 1: makes you go.

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Speaker 2: Girer drive to work this morning? Road gangs across Australia.

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Speaker 2: Can you please, this is an os.

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Speaker 1: Squats are actually part of the road squad.

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Speaker 2: Please when there is a detour, which is fine, I

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Speaker 2: understand you have to do work, but please can you

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Speaker 2: properly sign?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: I get that you put the first sign up detour right.

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Speaker 1: So I go give up on that second or third arrow.

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Speaker 2: Just don't do it.

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Speaker 1: You're down in a colder sac or somewhere you've never

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Speaker 1: been before in your life. It's a roundabout that there.

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Speaker 1: We just drive you to a roundabout where now ahead

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Speaker 1: left right.

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Speaker 2: There was no second, third, fourth, let alone a fifth,

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Speaker 2: and I ended up in a dead end court this.

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Speaker 1: Morning Sexton outro and workout south.

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Speaker 2: It was almost like the scene out of a horror movie.

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Speaker 2: And I thought, oh wait, are zombie is going to

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Speaker 2: like land on my car and kill me?

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Speaker 1: Horror movements for detour the diversion.

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Speaker 2: I get that you have to detour.

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Speaker 1: Even King is back.

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Speaker 4: She was stuck in a colder what's scary when it's Dutch.

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Speaker 2: Carry through with the.

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Speaker 1: Res I don't mind, like you said, but they're rarely

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Speaker 1: busting a sweat there as well. There's one near me

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Speaker 1: that I have every morning on the way to the

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Speaker 1: radio station. Right, no one is working at four thirty, guys,

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Speaker 1: no one is working at four thirty. There's no way

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Speaker 1: you're getting that big old drill and jackammer out at

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Speaker 1: half four. Who are you kidding? Right now, there's no

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Speaker 1: work being done.

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Speaker 2: Let me through, But I just wonder if they forgot

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Speaker 2: the other signs. So then on the way to work

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Speaker 2: them thinking what happened there?

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Speaker 4: Did they?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Joe, I thought you had the No John, I

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Speaker 2: thought you And so they just got one sign up

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Speaker 2: this morning and I was in a dead end street

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Speaker 2: and I didn't like.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what it felt like? Jerry Seinfeld? Join

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Speaker 1: and I want to hear a bit more of that

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Speaker 1: bit magic from you, Patsy there with some fictional characters

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Speaker 1: coming in. I really like little Vignette at Vignette Threat.

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Speaker 3: Actually Christian O'Connell show go On podcast