WEBVTT - FULL: Man Tax 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:09.120 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:10.240 --> 0:00:14.040 This is some strange old country sometimes on the TV 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:17.040 in this radio studio right now. Good morning. By the way, 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:22.400 there is a reporter who's been dispatched to Adelaide. The 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:27.560 headline under his very important vital work is Adelaide Pooh Mystery. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:31.920 What surely the only country in the world right now 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:36.400 with a report investigating an area of a country that 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:38.360 has a Pooh mystery. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:42.360 The subheading says signs posted threatening to reveal identity of 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:45.520 a woman responsible. I think what's happened and just getting 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.760 a glimpse of One of the signs is a woman 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.960 has defecated in a driveway and they're trying to find 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:52.480 out that. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:55.160 Do you remember the mysterious Pooh Jogger? Yes, I don't 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.560 think it's moved here and it was the first glimpse 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.240 behind the Wizard of Oz curtain of actually what so 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:04.679 I'm gonna get here? Not just the beaches. Do you remember? 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:08.000 Was it Perth or here in Melbourne? 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:09.560 Was it? 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:11.280 I remember it? 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:14.720 Poo Jogger? You never forget that, wasn't he your CEO? Yes? 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.840 Yes, yes it was? 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:18.200 Was it here? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:19.400 Yeah? 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:19.720 Yeah? 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:22.560 The mysterious Pooh Jogger. I reckon, I've had to put 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.920 it in at twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, When was it 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:26.800 Rio eighteen? Wow? 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:29.800 Maybe there's a weekly news quize. 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.520 We pick old random news stories from behind gone and 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.120 try and guess what the years were. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:35.440 That wasn't resolved in the day. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:36.679 Remember I went. 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:40.440 On for a while, went on because he was running around. 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.399 Catch guy? What They're gonna have. 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:45.280 Cots on bicycles trying to catch it? 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.440 So what we say to the woman in Adelaide to 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:50.040 start running? 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:53.920 Yes, seriously, there must be a special division or something. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:54.840 The poo police superlice. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:58.400 Yes. Every Tuesday on the show, then we find out 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.000 whether yesterday Monday he starts in a week a winner 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.960 or loser. Are you a Monday winner or loser? Patsy? 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:04.680 What's it for you? 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.480 Definitely a loser. I'm afraid this week I think we 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:11.200 have some sort of pterodactyl bird in our backyard because 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.960 it keeps sitting on our clothesline and pooping all over my. 0:02:15.120 --> 0:02:19.960 As a Oh no, you got one of those lower keats, 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:21.440 those noisy old turrets. 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.560 I don't know whether it's a magpie or what bird 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.000 is responsible. But the trouble is you don't realize until 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.960 Like you bring a fitted sheet on inside, put it 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:32.720 on the bed, there's poop down the side of it. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:38.680 Sure it's not man of a certainty blaming wildlife. That's 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:39.400 an albatross. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.239 Patsy. You once tried to tell us that there was 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.680 a lot of exotic birds out west, because it is. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:45.760 Yes, Spotter's wood, isn't there. 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.040 Yeah, they've got like some of the world's most exotic 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:52.480 species out there. But yesterday I had a black shirt 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.560 on I wore into work. I looked down my left 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:59.600 shoulder and I had like dropping poop all down my sleeve. 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.760 And didn't realize until I was sitting at my desk. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:04.799 How disgusting you keen to work like that? 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:07.320 Yes, realized until I looked was half. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.960 A Sorry your nose being like six sentences away from 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:12.440 bird poop, you didn't know. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.680 No, well, it doesn't stink, but it's just like all 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.560 these white droppings, And I didn't you know, I get 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.600 ready in the dark, I get dressed in the dark 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.680 at that hour of the day, I didn't notice. 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.560 So how long were you sitting there like that? If 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:26.720 we review the video from yesterday, will we see bird pool? 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.200 I don't know if you'll see it, but four hours maybe? 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:34.160 Oh my god, did someone say anything to say what 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:35.119 you were? 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:35.760 There's bird? 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:38.040 Isn't that disgusted? 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:42.200 I want to know because I bumped into yesterday. There 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:44.280 was a girl outside the front of the building. She's 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:47.800 on a fifth day doing university placement as one of Patsy's. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.160 It's work, Oh my god, the worst job in radio. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:55.480 Oh my god, seriously, pol Pot would look after you 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:56.320 better at work. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.000 In your on your fifth day at the universe. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.280 She left no guts to feel should be empty before 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.880 for she trying to get the courage to come in 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:04.360 the building. 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.720 Be with old voldemor news news. 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:12.720 Dear the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.360 House, Your day yesterday, your Monday winner or loser? Let 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.560 us know? Oh four seven five three one oh four three, 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.279 can text us fall seven five three one oh four three. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.839 I'm actually neutral. I had again yesterday, so I thought 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.320 I'd be a Monday winner, and then something happened and 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.880 it put me back in kind of neutral buoyancy. The 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:33.560 first win was I had to go and do what 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:35.480 everyone hates to do when you're an adult go and 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.000 pick up a parcel from the post office. You got 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.240 part of the car finest spot. You know, there's going 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.719 to a big old qu in there. It's always whenever 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.200 I go in, there's some very elderly person who suddenly 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:48.480 wants to renew their passport and goddamn it, the photo, 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:51.159 the form and all that, she can be here ages 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:52.400 there's always just a que in. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.160 There is anyway I go in. 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:58.920 Yesterday, no queue, I am in, said to Ladya, went, 0:04:59.000 --> 0:04:59.520 no queue. 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.680 The people in that aren't open for banter. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:03.760 They don't like. 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:04.839 She actually looked at me. 0:05:04.880 --> 0:05:09.240 She was like this, yeah, just left me hanging. Actually 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.520 just left me hanging. She just went this. Yeah. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.240 The guy at our Logan post office brings his dog 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:17.640 in big golden retrieve pencil. Dogs so friendly. I tried 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.240 to say, what a friendly dog? Same thing. 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:23.560 Yeah. Do you think they're trained that way because they 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:26.040 haven't got time for banter because it's less productivity. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.200 They never make eye contact. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:29.320 No, no they don't. I think they're actually trained that 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:31.560 way to not get to know us as well as 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.320 human being. So anyway, there was zero q So I've 0:05:34.320 --> 0:05:36.440 got my past all very easily win. Oh my god, 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.680 that's the win. And then one of my jobs to 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:40.599 do yesterday was to get a plumber around to sort 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.200 the heating out. It's not working and obviously heading into winter. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.480 The plumber is like going around to these various radiators 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:47.679 and he goes, there's. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.680 A mystery, and where's the boiler. 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.240 I said, I don't think the boiler's firing up. We 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:53.960 go out of the boiler and it's not plugged. Him, 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:58.640 oh nice, and he looks at me, plugs it back 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.599 in and goes, prob, Yeah, it. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.000 Hanging between us is the sort of like what kind 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:09.400 of man? 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:12.840 And then he still has to charge charged charge. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.120 I paid a man tax. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.520 He actually can charge what he wants because. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.520 I've even got cold sweats. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.719 Even recounting the story, you're that sweat, you get your 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:22.719 upper lip the deep shame. 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.040 Yeah, it's so shameful. You you have to like. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.479 He was my dad and he walks me to the problem. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.000 See this, sonny, See this, this is on you when 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.280 you grow up, and you need to grow up. This 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.560 would never happen to an actual man of the house. 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.880 Wait, did you blame Sarah? Did you say my wife? 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.520 Someone had to go under that bus. I tried to 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.920 drag myself, and then he looked at me with even 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.320 more judgment eyes when I tried to cobble together some 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.880 story like I think my wife is mucking around her 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:52.479 and she's going through stuff at my worm teeth listers. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:54.640 I'm plugging stuff randomly. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:59.480 Chat with the day Christian Conn Show podcast. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:02.719 Christian Talk about post Offices. Went to our local post 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:06.000 office last week to post a large card, made a 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.640 small throway remark to the postal guy about the cost 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:10.600 of postage now because I haven't posted a letter of 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.720 a long time. It proceeded to give me a five 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.920 minute ted talk about how I wouldn't complain to the 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.080 man at the petrol surfo station. Why would I complain 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:21.440 to him now? I say nothing when they're going. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.840 He probably gets an everything You're right. 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:28.600 Actually, ah, the cost of stamps these days. Now, someone 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.120 has sent me an email. I'm going to call him 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:36.600 mister Wolf, and he has a it's not a complaint, 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.800 but he has an issue with something that's been happening 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:41.840 on the show for a while that we have spoken 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.120 up before and we agreed not to change anything. But 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.760 I just want to just share his comments. Hi, Christian, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.320 how are you the kids? And I love the show. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.240 We listen everything on the way to school. He's trying 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:54.520 to butter us up and then we get into a kicker. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:57.200 I know, Patrina, how's the job to do? And I 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.480 get thousands of emails like this every day about her, 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:05.239 and she's awesome. Again. This guy couldn't have the language 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:06.640 is very good and I see down the bottom of 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:11.200 here he's a multi hyphen e founder slash CEO and 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:15.120 this is the language of leaders. I know Patrina has 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:18.920 a job to do and she is awesome yet again. 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.000 Yesterday she announced the winner of F one without giving 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:26.000 a moment for me to mute the radio in the car. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.720 Oh dear. Now, I'm not one to complain usually, but 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.160 this truly has happened far too often, and it really 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.160 wouldn't be too much to ask for her to say 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:39.079 and the winner of the Miami F one is This 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.240 would give me a few moments to mute the radio. 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.920 Christian being a for F one fan, and the time 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:45.640 zone here being a challenger, I have to either watch 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.680 the race at midnight or watch the replay the next day. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:51.319 And I'm sure hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.880 fans to the same. I'm not sure about that, mister 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.760 wolf I know this has been a topic before, and 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.680 I fully appreciate you made a decision to not say 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.800 spoiler alerts during the news, but I think there must 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.840 be and this is the language of business leaders, a 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:12.520 compromise position. Keen to hear your thoughts. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:16.760 Wow, well, he's just asking for a rearrangement of the 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.840 sentence to start with the Miami Grand Prix and then 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:20.800 finish with the winner. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:21.600 You know. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:26.079 The thing is, I understand, totally, totally, totally, mister Wolfere. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.640 But the thing is why. 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.520 You patronize it, called it mister wolfie. You didn't call 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:30.640 you patty poopoo, did he? 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:34.280 Unless you're living under a rock in this current world? 0:09:34.320 --> 0:09:36.280 No, and until the customer is always right. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:40.120 No, no, no, it doesn't sound like compromise, It doesn't you. 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:43.520 You can't be blind to with all the social media 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:47.720 and all the online news and everything that's surrounding us now, 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:49.719 people get their news. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.719 In various fooms everywhere, isn't it. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.600 I appreciate what you're saying, and I will keep that 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.400 top of mind when I'm right. No, seriously, I will. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.720 But unfortunately, the news cycle that we're in at the 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:04.000 moment with all the influences. 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.920 I want to join what mister Wolf is said action 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.240 and from now on, don't give out any of the 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:13.000 d's results. I'm saving up all the games to the 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:14.880 end of the year. I'm going to watch them in 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:18.240 a game marathon over seventy two glorious hours. 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:20.600 I will keep that top of mind. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:22.800 I don't think you can say spoiler in the news 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.679 and sport. It's a real time news and sport. Turn 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.559 the radio down when it's the news all the sport. 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:30.160 If you know it's F one, you don't hear anymore. 0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:31.679 But you used to hear it a lot when we 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.360 were kids. They turn away now. 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:36.079 Now if you don't want to hear the results. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.840 Yeah, but it's just it's everywhere now, it's everywhere we look, 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:43.360 and it's kind of undeniable unfortunately. But thank you for 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.040 writing in in But I'm sorry, I. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.920 Don't know, mister Wolf. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:52.640 What she's saying is your situation is undeniable, Yes, unfixable. 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:55.120 Yes it is. Yeah. I remember years ago when way 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:59.000 before like mobile phones or anything, and about holp Us 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.000 five on the BBC on Saturday, when there was just 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.040 one kickoff. It would have been the same here and 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.000 footy back in the days, there's just one kickoff at 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.240 three o'clock Saturday afternoon, all games around the UK, all 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.520 all the leagues all just kicked off at the same time, 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:13.560 three o'clock half five. Millions of families were gathered on 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.319 the TV and you get the results. There's another way 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.280 to find it out. And they used to do a thing. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:18.959 Go where if you if you want to watch the 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:21.040 highlights later on the evening and go and if you 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:22.800 don't want to know a score, please look away now. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.480 It's a very respectful BBC thing to do. Please look away, yes, 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:29.480 please look away now. If you don't want to know 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:32.800 the dumb fermanent clash with invenus, please look away right now. 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:33.920 So perhaps what are you going to do? 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:34.640 Change? Nothing? 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:39.920 No, I might look at changing how I sentence structure. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.800 The sentence structure, Yeah, I changed, and speak English as well, 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:44.800 just maybe tiring that up. 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:51.560 Yeah exactly, saying like Oscar Piastre has just won the Miami. 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:56.120 I'll just say the Miami the result. 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:59.079 You've done it again, you're a serian offender. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:11:59.480 Patch. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.440 I will try to remember to restructure the sentence. But 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:07.640 you know, so hopefully you'll have time to turn your 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:08.800 dial down briefly. 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.600 Gotcha, all right, thank you. 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.000 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.640 Yesterday on the show, Chat was talking about these cars 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.120 that him and his wife have that they kind of 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:23.760 share them out to distribute who actually does to really 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.680 name who does what task in any household in relationship, 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.959 because it's a murky, mysterious areas and as where it's 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:31.560 not actually spoken about who does what. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.880 There's a lot of gray areas in simple household chores. 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:36.600 The one we were talking about yesterday is who takes 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.320 the bins out and who puts the new bin liner in? 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.640 Taking the bin out is one thing. It's replacing it 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.599 with the bin liner. It's like opening up a contrascemptive, 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.840 isn't it. It's that gossamer thing not even a millimeter, 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.760 isn't it between your thumb and forking you're blowing on it. 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:52.840 It's like, surely there should be some new way that 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:53.640 they can just do something. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:54.760 We're just expands and. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:56.040 Then you have to do that thing where you jelly 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:57.360 fish it to get the air. 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.319 So now that no, by the way, I can't move 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.800 on the worst bit then is when you put it in, 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.200 you have to like tuck it when it goes back 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.680 in in that cylinder, otherwise it furlls up like a 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:10.240 sock that slips down your foot. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:11.800 Well, first you also have to push it down and 0:13:11.800 --> 0:13:14.360 get the air outside so it's not too airy under 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.280 there and there's not pockets of air. And then you're right. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.600 You have to draight forward. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:20.280 Keep it tight and then release your hands. Did you 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:21.440 drop in the cylinder in? 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.400 So it's not an easy job. But what these cards do, 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.240 and now I know that bins and bin liners are 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.959 my job is because there's about one hundred cards here 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.640 of different household chores and things that a family would 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:32.920 need to do. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:34.720 I love this. I think it's like a draft day 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:35.800 for domestic duties. 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:37.160 And that's what it is. You put all the cards 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.120 out in front of you and you trade. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.120 You I'll trade you pick five. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:44.319 Essentially, you decide who does what? So why don't I 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:46.600 pick a few random and and we just say who 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.080 in our family does this job? 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.040 So yesterday I was telling my wife about this chat 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:51.680 and she goes, she goes, on, my god, I'm going 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.559 to order these and you should be really scared because 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.120 then I think I'm going to have to give you 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.120 more duties, and I went, I can't remember where Jack 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:57.720 got them from. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.720 I was like, goddamn it, don't rock them too much. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:06.600 Sarah can get them from brother winely available online. It's 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:07.760 called the fair Play Deck. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:08.679 Totally sold out. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.880 Okay, I'll just pick one at random, and we say, 0:14:11.040 --> 0:14:12.719 if it's still a gray area in your house, or 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:14.400 if somebody does the job. 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.440 Of I mean, probably ease up on the shuffler. Now 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:20.080 he's been shufflings about five minutes. David Blaine, whose job 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:21.000 is it to wring the mail in? 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:25.000 Oh, that's year a week, that's mine. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:25.760 I never got it. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.880 You never bought see one to Sarah already. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.160 God, this is not going to look good. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.320 I just leave it. It's just bills, just suppressing. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.120 But somebody, see, that's the thing is a lot of they. 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:37.440 Call me that. 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.440 They will call me. If it's the buildings paint, they 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:41.040 call you. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:43.320 You do it at your house, Patsy, certainly do do 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:44.520 you read the direct now? 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:46.880 Like the junk mail? 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:46.960 You? 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.200 Oh, I love it? 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:50.280 Always does that love? 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.640 It doesn't even get in the house for me. I 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.840 go past the recycling. 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:57.400 Before I love it. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.520 I keep it in a pile and once awake, like 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.280 on a so day, a cup of tea, I'll just 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:04.080 flick through. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.080 My wife should have a couple of ten. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:07.720 I want you all that crap. 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:08.480 It's great. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:14.120 It's like cheap garden furniture, gum boots. 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:15.840 Don't we have one of these? 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.480 We need one? The dready bit is certainly, I'll just 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.160 hear this. Can you order five of these? 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.520 Now we've got a new dust bust. We never wanted 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:29.400 four in our life, all right. The next one is 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:33.200 calendar keeper. Who keeps the diary of everyone in the family, 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:33.640 not me. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.480 We just have our own individual We don't have a 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:41.320 joint family. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:42.720 We don't have a joint one night. 0:15:43.200 --> 0:15:45.840 We we do think ours up, of course, of. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:46.120 Course you do. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:48.960 The next one is. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.760 Don't forget we've got a Tuesday collage in class. 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:53.080 It's in my mind to. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.560 The next one is memories and photos. Who keeps your 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:58.320 photo albums? 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:06.040 Change you think we have memories? Where is the memory keeper? 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.560 Three memories have been lost Sarah this week? 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:15.920 Memory? Yeah, oh yeah, I'm always looking after the memory photo. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:18.280 I actually make them. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.440 For everybody's birthday show. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:22.600 I am so we've worked I. 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:26.800 To my wife. That's the ratio. All right. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.320 One more for today is lawn and garden. 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:31.040 Me. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:35.400 Well, yeah, I think that is one of those jobs. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.480 And Bianca loves to say there's no gendered roles in 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:39.320 the house, but that gets given to the man. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:40.480 All right, Okay. 0:16:40.840 --> 0:16:42.720 The Christian O'Connell show. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:47.360 Podcast yesterday on the show, producer Rio in quite unset 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:52.680 or language, was talking about people of a certain age, elders, 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.600 wisdom keepers. Sometimes they behave in a way where they 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.520 don't really they give up caring so much. My eldest 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:02.960 daughter was flying back yesterday from Sydney, right, and she 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:05.080 said there was an elderly couple. She was on the wind. 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:08.160 She was by the window, their middle and aisle seat. 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:12.080 She nears the other toilet. They say, climb over us. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.760 Has anyone she rang, me went, have you ever experienced this? 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:22.680 I went, I have never. I've never known of that. 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:23.560 An economy on it. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.119 Family is family, sure, I don't know. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:27.840 Before when the girls were younger, you can literally get 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:30.119 past them over you put two strangers. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.040 And that the elderly lady was in and as my. 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:36.680 Daughter Ruby is trying to scooch over her, so did 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:37.000 she go. 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.479 Through past the knees or did she try to actually 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:40.280 go over the laps. 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.960 She tried to go over the laps. And you know 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.000 what it's like in economy. I think it was like 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:47.280