Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: This is some strange old country sometimes on the TV
Speaker 3: in this radio studio right now. Good morning. By the way,
Speaker 3: there is a reporter who's been dispatched to Adelaide. The
Speaker 3: headline under his very important vital work is Adelaide Pooh Mystery.
Speaker 3: What surely the only country in the world right now
Speaker 3: with a report investigating an area of a country that
Speaker 3: has a Pooh mystery.
Speaker 1: The subheading says signs posted threatening to reveal identity of
Speaker 1: a woman responsible. I think what's happened and just getting
Speaker 1: a glimpse of One of the signs is a woman
Speaker 1: has defecated in a driveway and they're trying to find
Speaker 1: out that.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the mysterious Pooh Jogger? Yes, I don't
Speaker 3: think it's moved here and it was the first glimpse
Speaker 3: behind the Wizard of Oz curtain of actually what so
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get here? Not just the beaches. Do you remember?
Speaker 4: Was it Perth or here in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: I remember it?
Speaker 3: Poo Jogger? You never forget that, wasn't he your CEO? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes it was?
Speaker 3: Was it here?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The mysterious Pooh Jogger. I reckon, I've had to put
Speaker 3: it in at twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, When was it
Speaker 3: Rio eighteen? Wow?
Speaker 4: Maybe there's a weekly news quize.
Speaker 3: We pick old random news stories from behind gone and
Speaker 3: try and guess what the years were.
Speaker 1: That wasn't resolved in the day.
Speaker 3: Remember I went.
Speaker 4: On for a while, went on because he was running around.
Speaker 3: Catch guy? What They're gonna have.
Speaker 4: Cots on bicycles trying to catch it?
Speaker 1: So what we say to the woman in Adelaide to
Speaker 1: start running?
Speaker 3: Yes, seriously, there must be a special division or something.
Speaker 4: The poo police superlice.
Speaker 3: Yes. Every Tuesday on the show, then we find out
Speaker 3: whether yesterday Monday he starts in a week a winner
Speaker 3: or loser. Are you a Monday winner or loser? Patsy?
Speaker 3: What's it for you?
Speaker 6: Definitely a loser. I'm afraid this week I think we
Speaker 6: have some sort of pterodactyl bird in our backyard because
Speaker 6: it keeps sitting on our clothesline and pooping all over my.
Speaker 3: As a Oh no, you got one of those lower keats,
Speaker 3: those noisy old turrets.
Speaker 6: I don't know whether it's a magpie or what bird
Speaker 6: is responsible. But the trouble is you don't realize until
Speaker 6: Like you bring a fitted sheet on inside, put it
Speaker 6: on the bed, there's poop down the side of it.
Speaker 3: Sure it's not man of a certainty blaming wildlife. That's
Speaker 3: an albatross.
Speaker 1: Patsy. You once tried to tell us that there was
Speaker 1: a lot of exotic birds out west, because it is.
Speaker 4: Yes, Spotter's wood, isn't there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they've got like some of the world's most exotic
Speaker 6: species out there. But yesterday I had a black shirt
Speaker 6: on I wore into work. I looked down my left
Speaker 6: shoulder and I had like dropping poop all down my sleeve.
Speaker 6: And didn't realize until I was sitting at my desk.
Speaker 3: How disgusting you keen to work like that?
Speaker 6: Yes, realized until I looked was half.
Speaker 3: A Sorry your nose being like six sentences away from
Speaker 3: bird poop, you didn't know.
Speaker 6: No, well, it doesn't stink, but it's just like all
Speaker 6: these white droppings, And I didn't you know, I get
Speaker 6: ready in the dark, I get dressed in the dark
Speaker 6: at that hour of the day, I didn't notice.
Speaker 1: So how long were you sitting there like that? If
Speaker 1: we review the video from yesterday, will we see bird pool?
Speaker 6: I don't know if you'll see it, but four hours maybe?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did someone say anything to say what
Speaker 3: you were?
Speaker 7: There's bird?
Speaker 6: Isn't that disgusted?
Speaker 1: I want to know because I bumped into yesterday. There
Speaker 1: was a girl outside the front of the building. She's
Speaker 1: on a fifth day doing university placement as one of Patsy's.
Speaker 3: It's work, Oh my god, the worst job in radio.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, seriously, pol Pot would look after you
Speaker 3: better at work.
Speaker 1: In your on your fifth day at the universe.
Speaker 3: She left no guts to feel should be empty before
Speaker 3: for she trying to get the courage to come in
Speaker 3: the building.
Speaker 4: Be with old voldemor news news.
Speaker 7: Dear the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: House, Your day yesterday, your Monday winner or loser? Let
Speaker 3: us know? Oh four seven five three one oh four three,
Speaker 3: can text us fall seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 3: I'm actually neutral. I had again yesterday, so I thought
Speaker 3: I'd be a Monday winner, and then something happened and
Speaker 3: it put me back in kind of neutral buoyancy. The
Speaker 3: first win was I had to go and do what
Speaker 3: everyone hates to do when you're an adult go and
Speaker 3: pick up a parcel from the post office. You got
Speaker 3: part of the car finest spot. You know, there's going
Speaker 3: to a big old qu in there. It's always whenever
Speaker 3: I go in, there's some very elderly person who suddenly
Speaker 3: wants to renew their passport and goddamn it, the photo,
Speaker 3: the form and all that, she can be here ages
Speaker 3: there's always just a que in.
Speaker 4: There is anyway I go in.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, no queue, I am in, said to Ladya, went,
Speaker 3: no queue.
Speaker 4: The people in that aren't open for banter.
Speaker 1: They don't like.
Speaker 4: She actually looked at me.
Speaker 3: She was like this, yeah, just left me hanging. Actually
Speaker 3: just left me hanging. She just went this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy at our Logan post office brings his dog
Speaker 1: in big golden retrieve pencil. Dogs so friendly. I tried
Speaker 1: to say, what a friendly dog? Same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you think they're trained that way because they
Speaker 3: haven't got time for banter because it's less productivity.
Speaker 1: They never make eye contact.
Speaker 3: No, no they don't. I think they're actually trained that
Speaker 3: way to not get to know us as well as
Speaker 3: human being. So anyway, there was zero q So I've
Speaker 3: got my past all very easily win. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's the win. And then one of my jobs to
Speaker 3: do yesterday was to get a plumber around to sort
Speaker 3: the heating out. It's not working and obviously heading into winter.
Speaker 3: The plumber is like going around to these various radiators
Speaker 3: and he goes, there's.
Speaker 4: A mystery, and where's the boiler.
Speaker 3: I said, I don't think the boiler's firing up. We
Speaker 3: go out of the boiler and it's not plugged. Him,
Speaker 3: oh nice, and he looks at me, plugs it back
Speaker 3: in and goes, prob, Yeah, it.
Speaker 4: Hanging between us is the sort of like what kind
Speaker 4: of man?
Speaker 1: And then he still has to charge charged charge.
Speaker 3: I paid a man tax.
Speaker 1: He actually can charge what he wants because.
Speaker 4: I've even got cold sweats.
Speaker 3: Even recounting the story, you're that sweat, you get your
Speaker 3: upper lip the deep shame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so shameful. You you have to like.
Speaker 4: He was my dad and he walks me to the problem.
Speaker 3: See this, sonny, See this, this is on you when
Speaker 3: you grow up, and you need to grow up. This
Speaker 3: would never happen to an actual man of the house.
Speaker 6: Wait, did you blame Sarah? Did you say my wife?
Speaker 3: Someone had to go under that bus. I tried to
Speaker 3: drag myself, and then he looked at me with even
Speaker 3: more judgment eyes when I tried to cobble together some
Speaker 3: story like I think my wife is mucking around her
Speaker 3: and she's going through stuff at my worm teeth listers.
Speaker 4: I'm plugging stuff randomly.
Speaker 7: Chat with the day Christian Conn Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian Talk about post Offices. Went to our local post
Speaker 3: office last week to post a large card, made a
Speaker 3: small throway remark to the postal guy about the cost
Speaker 3: of postage now because I haven't posted a letter of
Speaker 3: a long time. It proceeded to give me a five
Speaker 3: minute ted talk about how I wouldn't complain to the
Speaker 3: man at the petrol surfo station. Why would I complain
Speaker 3: to him now? I say nothing when they're going.
Speaker 6: He probably gets an everything You're right.
Speaker 3: Actually, ah, the cost of stamps these days. Now, someone
Speaker 3: has sent me an email. I'm going to call him
Speaker 3: mister Wolf, and he has a it's not a complaint,
Speaker 3: but he has an issue with something that's been happening
Speaker 3: on the show for a while that we have spoken
Speaker 3: up before and we agreed not to change anything. But
Speaker 3: I just want to just share his comments. Hi, Christian,
Speaker 3: how are you the kids? And I love the show.
Speaker 3: We listen everything on the way to school. He's trying
Speaker 3: to butter us up and then we get into a kicker.
Speaker 3: I know, Patrina, how's the job to do? And I
Speaker 3: get thousands of emails like this every day about her,
Speaker 3: and she's awesome. Again. This guy couldn't have the language
Speaker 3: is very good and I see down the bottom of
Speaker 3: here he's a multi hyphen e founder slash CEO and
Speaker 3: this is the language of leaders. I know Patrina has
Speaker 3: a job to do and she is awesome yet again.
Speaker 3: Yesterday she announced the winner of F one without giving
Speaker 3: a moment for me to mute the radio in the car.
Speaker 3: Oh dear. Now, I'm not one to complain usually, but
Speaker 3: this truly has happened far too often, and it really
Speaker 3: wouldn't be too much to ask for her to say
Speaker 3: and the winner of the Miami F one is This
Speaker 3: would give me a few moments to mute the radio.
Speaker 3: Christian being a for F one fan, and the time
Speaker 3: zone here being a challenger, I have to either watch
Speaker 3: the race at midnight or watch the replay the next day.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of
Speaker 3: fans to the same. I'm not sure about that, mister
Speaker 3: wolf I know this has been a topic before, and
Speaker 3: I fully appreciate you made a decision to not say
Speaker 3: spoiler alerts during the news, but I think there must
Speaker 3: be and this is the language of business leaders, a
Speaker 3: compromise position. Keen to hear your thoughts.
Speaker 1: Wow, well, he's just asking for a rearrangement of the
Speaker 1: sentence to start with the Miami Grand Prix and then
Speaker 1: finish with the winner.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 6: The thing is, I understand, totally, totally, totally, mister Wolfere.
Speaker 6: But the thing is why.
Speaker 3: You patronize it, called it mister wolfie. You didn't call
Speaker 3: you patty poopoo, did he?
Speaker 6: Unless you're living under a rock in this current world?
Speaker 3: No, and until the customer is always right.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it doesn't sound like compromise, It doesn't you.
Speaker 6: You can't be blind to with all the social media
Speaker 6: and all the online news and everything that's surrounding us now,
Speaker 6: people get their news.
Speaker 7: In various fooms everywhere, isn't it.
Speaker 6: I appreciate what you're saying, and I will keep that
Speaker 6: top of mind when I'm right. No, seriously, I will.
Speaker 6: But unfortunately, the news cycle that we're in at the
Speaker 6: moment with all the influences.
Speaker 3: I want to join what mister Wolf is said action
Speaker 3: and from now on, don't give out any of the
Speaker 3: d's results. I'm saving up all the games to the
Speaker 3: end of the year. I'm going to watch them in
Speaker 3: a game marathon over seventy two glorious hours.
Speaker 6: I will keep that top of mind.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can say spoiler in the news
Speaker 3: and sport. It's a real time news and sport. Turn
Speaker 3: the radio down when it's the news all the sport.
Speaker 3: If you know it's F one, you don't hear anymore.
Speaker 3: But you used to hear it a lot when we
Speaker 3: were kids. They turn away now.
Speaker 1: Now if you don't want to hear the results.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's just it's everywhere now, it's everywhere we look,
Speaker 6: and it's kind of undeniable unfortunately. But thank you for
Speaker 6: writing in in But I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, mister Wolf.
Speaker 1: What she's saying is your situation is undeniable, Yes, unfixable.
Speaker 3: Yes it is. Yeah. I remember years ago when way
Speaker 3: before like mobile phones or anything, and about holp Us
Speaker 3: five on the BBC on Saturday, when there was just
Speaker 3: one kickoff. It would have been the same here and
Speaker 3: footy back in the days, there's just one kickoff at
Speaker 3: three o'clock Saturday afternoon, all games around the UK, all
Speaker 3: all the leagues all just kicked off at the same time,
Speaker 3: three o'clock half five. Millions of families were gathered on
Speaker 3: the TV and you get the results. There's another way
Speaker 3: to find it out. And they used to do a thing.
Speaker 3: Go where if you if you want to watch the
Speaker 3: highlights later on the evening and go and if you
Speaker 3: don't want to know a score, please look away now.
Speaker 3: It's a very respectful BBC thing to do. Please look away, yes,
Speaker 3: please look away now. If you don't want to know
Speaker 3: the dumb fermanent clash with invenus, please look away right now.
Speaker 4: So perhaps what are you going to do?
Speaker 3: Change? Nothing?
Speaker 6: No, I might look at changing how I sentence structure.
Speaker 3: The sentence structure, Yeah, I changed, and speak English as well,
Speaker 3: just maybe tiring that up.
Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, saying like Oscar Piastre has just won the Miami.
Speaker 6: I'll just say the Miami the result.
Speaker 3: You've done it again, you're a serian offender.
Speaker 7: Patch.
Speaker 6: I will try to remember to restructure the sentence. But
Speaker 6: you know, so hopefully you'll have time to turn your
Speaker 6: dial down briefly.
Speaker 3: Gotcha, all right, thank you.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show, Chat was talking about these cars
Speaker 3: that him and his wife have that they kind of
Speaker 3: share them out to distribute who actually does to really
Speaker 3: name who does what task in any household in relationship,
Speaker 3: because it's a murky, mysterious areas and as where it's
Speaker 3: not actually spoken about who does what.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of gray areas in simple household chores.
Speaker 1: The one we were talking about yesterday is who takes
Speaker 1: the bins out and who puts the new bin liner in?
Speaker 3: Taking the bin out is one thing. It's replacing it
Speaker 3: with the bin liner. It's like opening up a contrascemptive,
Speaker 3: isn't it. It's that gossamer thing not even a millimeter,
Speaker 3: isn't it between your thumb and forking you're blowing on it.
Speaker 3: It's like, surely there should be some new way that
Speaker 3: they can just do something.
Speaker 4: We're just expands and.
Speaker 1: Then you have to do that thing where you jelly
Speaker 1: fish it to get the air.
Speaker 3: So now that no, by the way, I can't move
Speaker 3: on the worst bit then is when you put it in,
Speaker 3: you have to like tuck it when it goes back
Speaker 3: in in that cylinder, otherwise it furlls up like a
Speaker 3: sock that slips down your foot.
Speaker 1: Well, first you also have to push it down and
Speaker 1: get the air outside so it's not too airy under
Speaker 1: there and there's not pockets of air. And then you're right.
Speaker 1: You have to draight forward.
Speaker 3: Keep it tight and then release your hands. Did you
Speaker 3: drop in the cylinder in?
Speaker 1: So it's not an easy job. But what these cards do,
Speaker 1: and now I know that bins and bin liners are
Speaker 1: my job is because there's about one hundred cards here
Speaker 1: of different household chores and things that a family would
Speaker 1: need to do.
Speaker 3: I love this. I think it's like a draft day
Speaker 3: for domestic duties.
Speaker 1: And that's what it is. You put all the cards
Speaker 1: out in front of you and you trade.
Speaker 3: You I'll trade you pick five.
Speaker 1: Essentially, you decide who does what? So why don't I
Speaker 1: pick a few random and and we just say who
Speaker 1: in our family does this job?
Speaker 3: So yesterday I was telling my wife about this chat
Speaker 3: and she goes, she goes, on, my god, I'm going
Speaker 3: to order these and you should be really scared because
Speaker 3: then I think I'm going to have to give you
Speaker 3: more duties, and I went, I can't remember where Jack
Speaker 3: got them from.
Speaker 4: I was like, goddamn it, don't rock them too much.
Speaker 1: Sarah can get them from brother winely available online. It's
Speaker 1: called the fair Play Deck.
Speaker 3: Totally sold out.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll just pick one at random, and we say,
Speaker 1: if it's still a gray area in your house, or
Speaker 1: if somebody does the job.
Speaker 3: Of I mean, probably ease up on the shuffler. Now
Speaker 3: he's been shufflings about five minutes. David Blaine, whose job
Speaker 3: is it to wring the mail in?
Speaker 6: Oh, that's year a week, that's mine.
Speaker 4: I never got it.
Speaker 1: You never bought see one to Sarah already.
Speaker 3: God, this is not going to look good.
Speaker 4: I just leave it. It's just bills, just suppressing.
Speaker 1: But somebody, see, that's the thing is a lot of they.
Speaker 3: Call me that.
Speaker 4: They will call me. If it's the buildings paint, they
Speaker 4: call you.
Speaker 3: You do it at your house, Patsy, certainly do do
Speaker 3: you read the direct now?
Speaker 6: Like the junk mail?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 4: Oh, I love it?
Speaker 3: Always does that love?
Speaker 1: It doesn't even get in the house for me. I
Speaker 1: go past the recycling.
Speaker 3: Before I love it.
Speaker 6: I keep it in a pile and once awake, like
Speaker 6: on a so day, a cup of tea, I'll just
Speaker 6: flick through.
Speaker 4: My wife should have a couple of ten.
Speaker 3: I want you all that crap.
Speaker 6: It's great.
Speaker 3: It's like cheap garden furniture, gum boots.
Speaker 6: Don't we have one of these?
Speaker 3: We need one? The dready bit is certainly, I'll just
Speaker 3: hear this. Can you order five of these?
Speaker 1: Now we've got a new dust bust. We never wanted
Speaker 1: four in our life, all right. The next one is
Speaker 1: calendar keeper. Who keeps the diary of everyone in the family,
Speaker 1: not me.
Speaker 6: We just have our own individual We don't have a
Speaker 6: joint family.
Speaker 3: We don't have a joint one night.
Speaker 1: We we do think ours up, of course, of.
Speaker 3: Course you do.
Speaker 1: The next one is.
Speaker 3: Don't forget we've got a Tuesday collage in class.
Speaker 4: It's in my mind to.
Speaker 1: The next one is memories and photos. Who keeps your
Speaker 1: photo albums?
Speaker 4: Change you think we have memories? Where is the memory keeper?
Speaker 4: Three memories have been lost Sarah this week?
Speaker 3: Memory? Yeah, oh yeah, I'm always looking after the memory photo.
Speaker 4: I actually make them.
Speaker 3: For everybody's birthday show.
Speaker 4: I am so we've worked I.
Speaker 3: To my wife. That's the ratio. All right.
Speaker 1: One more for today is lawn and garden.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I think that is one of those jobs.
Speaker 1: And Bianca loves to say there's no gendered roles in
Speaker 1: the house, but that gets given to the man.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast yesterday on the show, producer Rio in quite unset
Speaker 3: or language, was talking about people of a certain age, elders,
Speaker 3: wisdom keepers. Sometimes they behave in a way where they
Speaker 3: don't really they give up caring so much. My eldest
Speaker 3: daughter was flying back yesterday from Sydney, right, and she
Speaker 3: said there was an elderly couple. She was on the wind.
Speaker 3: She was by the window, their middle and aisle seat.
Speaker 3: She nears the other toilet. They say, climb over us.
Speaker 3: Has anyone she rang, me went, have you ever experienced this?
Speaker 3: I went, I have never. I've never known of that.
Speaker 1: An economy on it.
Speaker 4: Family is family, sure, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Before when the girls were younger, you can literally get
Speaker 3: past them over you put two strangers.
Speaker 4: And that the elderly lady was in and as my.
Speaker 3: Daughter Ruby is trying to scooch over her, so did
Speaker 3: she go.
Speaker 1: Through past the knees or did she try to actually
Speaker 1: go over the laps.
Speaker 3: She tried to go over the laps. And you know
Speaker 3: what it's like in economy. I think it was like
Speaker 3: a jet stuff like there's not much room. Is that
Speaker 3: there's no wiggle room. So she's like gripping so tightly
Speaker 3: the seat and at the seats in front like cliff
Speaker 3: faces to get those fingerholes, you know, like Ethan in
Speaker 3: Mission Impossible, crawing on. And then the people in the
Speaker 3: those seats are going, hey, cancuse scooch over these two
Speaker 3: old people who were just sat there.
Speaker 4: That's so quite happy.
Speaker 3: For it to happen.
Speaker 1: And then she knows she's going to go through this
Speaker 1: when she comes back.
Speaker 3: I have never heard of.
Speaker 6: That card for the arthritic knees to stand up. And
Speaker 6: they thought, look, it's just easy, I just crawl over,
Speaker 6: she said.
Speaker 3: They appear to be enjoy the game, and at one
Speaker 3: point the elderly lady as my daughter sort of trying
Speaker 3: to move over her.
Speaker 4: Goes, we're all girls here.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it, all right, let's get into the
Speaker 3: this week's sort. You can get your rage on now.
Speaker 3: Don't go to work angry. Have your rage on the
Speaker 3: show give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two,
Speaker 3: what small thing gives you big rage? So yesterday on
Speaker 3: the show, we're talking about ben Liners, and I didn't
Speaker 3: realize a couple of my wife's spy friends obviously message
Speaker 3: going nice. The learning is a tramp about this.
Speaker 4: When are we going to kill him?
Speaker 3: I wonder you need those crutches anyway? Get in and
Speaker 3: my wife.
Speaker 4: Didn't say hello.
Speaker 3: I could see where there's an you know, when you
Speaker 3: walk in sometimes the house there's an agenda you're not
Speaker 3: aware of. And she goes telling stories about me again
Speaker 3: on the radio about not putting bin Liners in, and
Speaker 3: we're good morning, darling.
Speaker 1: It's like she swiveled like it waiting for you.
Speaker 3: I mean, those aren't my words, but I'm not disagreeing
Speaker 3: with the words villain and evil. And I said, well
Speaker 3: you don't. I suggest the other day you waited, you
Speaker 3: waited for me to put it in. She goes, I
Speaker 3: was waiting it out. Then I go to use to
Speaker 3: bathroom and there's a bear toilet roll, which I take
Speaker 3: a photo. I take a photo. I don't say anything
Speaker 3: for a couple of hours. Then I send her a
Speaker 3: message at five o'clock right, simply saying sorry about telling
Speaker 3: lies in a radio with a photo of that boo
Speaker 3: boo boom.
Speaker 1: And then where do you hide for the next few hours.
Speaker 3: I left the house immediately. I haven't remember back since
Speaker 3: I've entered witness protection. I can never go back to
Speaker 3: that family. Bye bye, girls, I love you always. Pretty
Speaker 3: A great ride, all right, Patsy, what's the view? Small thing,
Speaker 3: big raide?
Speaker 6: This feels like groundhog Day because I have talked about
Speaker 6: this before. Yesterday the love God came down from the office,
Speaker 6: had his side plate from his sandwich for lunch. The
Speaker 6: dishwasher is open, the draw is even out, and what
Speaker 6: does he do sit in the sink the thing.
Speaker 1: The sink is the waiting room.
Speaker 8: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: No, it's not no no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: especially go on.
Speaker 4: The mouth is open. Put the plate in the mouth.
Speaker 6: Yes, there's it's like a red carpet. It's rolled out
Speaker 6: for you. Just put it in there.
Speaker 3: How sometimes you see that when it's open and it's
Speaker 3: all it's all open to be put away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that's the risk your.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's one of the worst jobs in the
Speaker 3: house is emptying that dishes.
Speaker 4: It is stacking it.
Speaker 3: I like doing it, like organize it, empting. It only
Speaker 3: takes you what ninety seconds?
Speaker 1: It's the worst job in the house, is.
Speaker 4: A bending and twisting and you have to think about it,
Speaker 4: don't you.
Speaker 1: Every Yes, you're right, with every new cutlery or.
Speaker 3: Goes back to the west Sco with the wooden sort
Speaker 3: of stir aspatchers or they because it's not used a lot.
Speaker 3: Does that go in that random draw that you can
Speaker 3: barely open.
Speaker 1: Then you'll get a miscellaneous item.
Speaker 6: There's always a tea spoon under the arm thing down
Speaker 6: the bottom.
Speaker 1: That's why. And I know what Chris is doing. You
Speaker 1: don't even want to open the dish washer.
Speaker 4: It is an invitation to empty.
Speaker 6: Don't you defend him? Jackie should be putting his plates
Speaker 6: in the dishwasher.
Speaker 3: What's it view, Jackie boy? Small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 1: All right? My wife loves to She loves books and
Speaker 1: claims to be a big book lover, except.
Speaker 3: She does love. He runs a book club.
Speaker 1: If you love books, would you do this? She often
Speaker 1: doesn't have a bookmark and will leave the page she's
Speaker 1: on open faced down.
Speaker 3: I do this all the time, creating a crease in
Speaker 3: the spot the librarian get out in your giant square over.
Speaker 1: To that will create a book, the book, the character
Speaker 1: of the book.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, it's been enjoyed. Yeah, me too, I
Speaker 4: do that. Yeah no, no, Tuck, Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 4: break into your house and do that to all your books. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm coming in.
Speaker 3: I'm coming in.
Speaker 7: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it, Christian, I think I'm with mister Wolfe.
Speaker 3: Another spoiler alert in the news there. I was going
Speaker 3: to waane. So I got home tonight to find out
Speaker 3: who the new Victoria Police Commissioner is going to be
Speaker 3: by Pats has ruined it. The Pats doing the news
Speaker 3: real time. Sorry about this very funny. I thought there
Speaker 3: was serious then and I was like, oh god, this
Speaker 3: is entitled interesting street. What's now we can't do the news.
Speaker 3: I thought it's going to work for the police and
Speaker 3: really didn't want to find out to know who it is.
Speaker 3: All right, we're doing small things, big rage.
Speaker 7: Small?
Speaker 4: What small thing drives you over the as Christian?
Speaker 3: When someone parks in my car spot on the street,
Speaker 3: it's at the front of my house, which means technically
Speaker 3: it's mine. And then they've gone to caps Lock, go
Speaker 3: park somewhere else.
Speaker 1: That does not make it your car.
Speaker 3: No, it does. I'm with them, I think morally, spiritually,
Speaker 3: it really does. No, it's not the streets. It's not
Speaker 3: the streets. It's right outside our house. It I'm with you,
Speaker 3: drives me nuts. My wife and I would go bloody car.
Speaker 3: Still part there, all of them outside our house.
Speaker 6: Do you peer out the front?
Speaker 3: You do? Don't you do that little peering thing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Public space?
Speaker 3: How much joy do you get an assult? And as
Speaker 3: an adult peering from a hindlines or a curtains it
Speaker 3: just peering out of things going on out in the streets.
Speaker 4: So keep part of daily tasks.
Speaker 3: You know, we're talking about them earlier, is peering what's
Speaker 3: going out the street, what they have to do over a.
Speaker 6: Road, a radar goes off, Chris is every time someone
Speaker 6: parks right out the front of.
Speaker 3: Our house, I do, I hear, I hear it. It's
Speaker 3: a sense I have a super bower. Dare I say
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 4: The other one is you suddenly see someone selling the
Speaker 4: house in your street.
Speaker 3: It's a big day everyone everyone on what's wonder what
Speaker 3: they're putting it up for?
Speaker 6: Do you have the sneaky walk through even though you
Speaker 6: are interesting?
Speaker 1: You're kidding, I do not go through the open house
Speaker 1: of your neighbors.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, but now we're empty nesters. This is
Speaker 4: a whole new kind of domestic cosplates. My wife and
Speaker 4: I as a couple thinking about downsize.
Speaker 1: Backstory to tell the real estate.
Speaker 6: We're not actually we're not, We're not that interesting doubling.
Speaker 4: Maybe you do that with neighbor houses.
Speaker 3: In the streets.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, every time, even for rentals.
Speaker 3: See in here in Australia, the people selling it, the vendors,
Speaker 3: they're never there. In the UK, it's so awkward. You
Speaker 3: sell your home, you have to be there to welcome
Speaker 3: people in with the real estate. It's it's so awkward
Speaker 3: as well, because you know, sometimes you walk in somewe
Speaker 3: ago bloody hate it and you're literally you're out there
Speaker 3: a minute. They go everything.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, get a phone charger.
Speaker 1: I've got interested to know what all my neighbors.
Speaker 3: What a great idea.
Speaker 6: There's one at the end of our street and it's
Speaker 6: got an open house this Saturday, I think.
Speaker 2: A huh.
Speaker 4: And do you do that thing where you're old judging
Speaker 4: judge face.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh a brown leather couch.
Speaker 6: Well change the colors for a.
Speaker 3: Start, guys, this is I'm going to take my wife
Speaker 3: in a minute. Excitement abounds. What a time to be alive, Christian,
Speaker 3: small thing, big rage. The bin shoot in my apartment
Speaker 3: building has been out of action for eight days now.
Speaker 3: I have to get the get in the lift with
Speaker 3: a stinky old full bin liner and go down there. Christian,
Speaker 3: I am with mister Wolf. Millions of us stop saying this.
Speaker 3: Speak king for millions. This is you and mister Wolf.
Speaker 3: Millions of US F one fans are in blackout bubbles
Speaker 3: until we watch the race. I've been doing this for decades.
Speaker 6: You know what, don't listen to the news.
Speaker 3: We can't be telling people not to listen when we
Speaker 3: just called our way back up the ladder to number one.
Speaker 3: It's not like radio snakes and ladders. Why did the
Speaker 3: show lose that number one past topicople not to listen?
Speaker 1: We lost all Formula one fan And.
Speaker 3: You know it's cold because Jack and I are a
Speaker 3: couple of petrol heads. It's top gear radio every single
Speaker 3: day with us. Good morning Ray, Yeah, anyail you that's
Speaker 3: it right?
Speaker 9: The draw dishes.
Speaker 7: I can't stand it. Now.
Speaker 3: What do you mean when someone just rinses them under
Speaker 3: the taps then leaves like nature to to try them
Speaker 3: without using a tea towel.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, they basically, but they do wash them properly,
Speaker 9: sho open the water and evening and wash them and
Speaker 9: rinse them, and they leave them in the leave them
Speaker 9: in the wreck That drives me cry.
Speaker 3: Manky old thing the rat it's called. No, it's a
Speaker 3: temporary thing. There there, you go, get the tee tawel,
Speaker 3: you dry them, you take it away. I feel like, no,
Speaker 3: it does in this the lazy man's dryer.
Speaker 4: No, yes, what te tails are there for?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Ray, I'm with you on that one,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Ray was in the middle of
Speaker 3: something else. We'll actually in his mind, far more bortant
Speaker 3: than check to us on the radio.
Speaker 7: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I'm the Parker. I had someone drive to my
Speaker 3: spot on front of me, and I pulled up behind
Speaker 3: them until they left and I stared at them. Victory
Speaker 3: is mine? What is this a Russell Crowe movie? Terrifying
Speaker 3: scenes a week's time. Then we're taking you to go
Speaker 3: and see the brilliant Beatle Juice to Musical Rhymes at
Speaker 3: Melbourne's Regents Theater this week, the seventh of May. Prepare
Speaker 3: for a night of screamingly good fun. You can put
Speaker 3: your tickets now at ticketec.
Speaker 10: Listen, come along and join us, call us now big
Speaker 10: to Jueason, so so good, beep dying just to see it.
Speaker 3: It's so great you won't want to go. So we
Speaker 3: take you next Tuesday night to go and see beat
Speaker 3: To do some musica beforehand, come and have drinks and
Speaker 3: dinner with the team. We're all going to be at
Speaker 3: Champagne Problems, which is a very cool cocktail bar before
Speaker 3: we take you over the road like a little school trip.
Speaker 3: Let's all do the crocodile or hands in a file.
Speaker 3: Somebody's had one of those big giant foam fingers. Follow
Speaker 3: Jack at the Regents Theater next Tuesday nights. If you'd
Speaker 3: love to come along, we're giving away spaces right now
Speaker 3: thirteen fifty five twenty two. Now ready, this is a
Speaker 3: great night out. It's gonna be great fun or some musical.
Speaker 3: You get dinner and drinks. Let's add in. Now, let's
Speaker 3: take it to the next level. I noticed you were
Speaker 3: shuffling cards earlier, and you have you do you believe
Speaker 3: that you are skilled as a kind of you? Can
Speaker 3: you know a few card tricks?
Speaker 1: I know some magic tricks. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How do you feel like you being a resident magician?
Speaker 3: You know? Sometimes I've been to things where they have
Speaker 3: like a magician who wanders around to groups and they
Speaker 3: do close up magic.
Speaker 4: I always it's really good, But that could you be
Speaker 4: that person.
Speaker 1: That's impressive magic? I know a few very basically well.
Speaker 3: The way you carry around is is if you are
Speaker 3: the next David Blaine, this is your moment. You've got
Speaker 3: seven days to sharpen up those fine notor skills.
Speaker 1: Will I actually have a pack of cards from the
Speaker 1: Magic Castle in Los Angeles, the Home of magic. You
Speaker 1: get there, you have to know a magician.
Speaker 3: So who do you know?
Speaker 1: A friend of a friend knew a magician and was
Speaker 1: able to get us tickets to the Magic Castle. I've
Speaker 1: got to say it was a little bit underwhelming. We
Speaker 1: went on a Tuesday night, not there, Rockbuster, not what
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: Improv night, and we thought it was.
Speaker 1: People having to go no yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: No carry out magic carry.
Speaker 1: Out, especially an open mic life.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not a magic castle.
Speaker 1: I got a decord cards from the magic Castle. I'll
Speaker 1: be happy to be a magician before Beetle Juice next week.
Speaker 3: All we need is a cup the tricks yep, okay,
Speaker 3: I've already got one.
Speaker 1: I got one.
Speaker 3: Is it cold? Is this your card? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Card tricks are pretty much.
Speaker 3: I've just written down something that we're going to need
Speaker 3: for next week. If you make sure it doesn't see it,
Speaker 3: get that. But we need that asap. Why are you
Speaker 3: guys doing look away, look Away, look away? Yeah? We're
Speaker 3: going to absolutely need that. Now. I'm glad you're happy
Speaker 3: to do this. We're also going to need in the
Speaker 3: next twenty four hours. You can't just simply be Jackposts.
Speaker 3: You need to be you need to have a magician. Magician.
Speaker 3: If you think about all the Great Chris Angel, the
Speaker 3: Great Concerting, That's what I was about to say, The
Speaker 3: Great Gatsby. I've not read the book. I don't think he's.
Speaker 4: Lean out of Gapio some of that close up magic.
Speaker 3: Is this is your card? I am the Great Gatsbee?
Speaker 7: Is this.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 3: Wow? Drinks sliders, Canna pays magic the Great I'll have
Speaker 3: it by tomorrow. Wow wait, okay, twenty four hours give
Speaker 3: us a call now lines are up, and then if
Speaker 3: you want to come and join us.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Next Tuesday night and Night's out with the team. Come
Speaker 3: and join us. All we're off to take you to
Speaker 3: Beatle Juice to Musical. We're meeting up beforehand champagne problems
Speaker 3: for cocktails and cannapeys and food. And now I've managed
Speaker 3: to persuade Jack Post, amateur magician to become pro magician
Speaker 3: for the night. You might have been to these events
Speaker 3: sometimes where a magician comes down does close up magic
Speaker 3: and he works the room doing various trips, turning heads
Speaker 3: and getting Wow's okay, I know.
Speaker 1: At this current stage, I know about two card tricks
Speaker 1: and that's it.
Speaker 3: So you need to have at least three and they
Speaker 3: need to be really really good. You can't have fumbling
Speaker 3: or stumbling or is this one? God, yeah, you've got.
Speaker 3: You've got seven days to become a great magician. Listener,
Speaker 3: come along and join us.
Speaker 10: Call us now, big do Jueason so so good, beep
Speaker 10: dying just to see it.
Speaker 1: It's so great you won't want to go.
Speaker 3: Also, the thing we need to get today are smoke bombs.
Speaker 3: I see. You can't just be there and saying hello
Speaker 3: to people. We need to get everyone there, all the
Speaker 3: listeners are coming along. And then I say now for
Speaker 3: a very special guest. And then you would arrive out
Speaker 3: of a door somewhere like a fire scuple of men's
Speaker 3: toilets RhE, and I would then throw on the floor smoke,
Speaker 3: theatrical smoke bombs through the smoke appears. The greater whatever
Speaker 3: your magical name is going to be.
Speaker 1: You don't worry that. The bigger the entrance, the higher
Speaker 1: the expectations of the Madicia.
Speaker 3: Hopefully, I've made a career out of that, paying very
Speaker 3: little loft, so much promising potential, paining very lot. It's
Speaker 3: a career of smoke, no mirrors, just a lot of smoke.
Speaker 1: I also say, well, where the fire alarms and sprinklers
Speaker 1: come on in the bar, that we're out all the
Speaker 1: summer out.
Speaker 3: In the labe. But hey, that's your first trick, you go,
Speaker 3: that's magic trick number one, So now you've got four
Speaker 3: under your belt.
Speaker 6: I want to see a top heat as well.
Speaker 3: It has to have a top hat. You need a
Speaker 3: caine as well. Yeah, yeah, do that have caines?
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, but one of the two hands for shuffling
Speaker 1: and dealing.
Speaker 6: Put it down, give it to your assistant. Rio you
Speaker 6: can be the assistant, you do.
Speaker 4: Magicians do have assistance, don't they?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, all right, then let's find out who's joining us.
Speaker 3: Hello too, we've there's two people there?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 3: Shannon and Jenny? Hi? Guys there you're going?
Speaker 11: So is this sh We really want to go?
Speaker 3: I really want to say, is this Shannon and Jenny?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 3: And do you work together? What's to do? Why are
Speaker 3: you together? In the car right now?
Speaker 13: We're driving down to drop the car off for a service.
Speaker 9: We're stuck in the traffic. It's like an hour and
Speaker 9: a half drive. And Jenny's God, you've got to ring
Speaker 9: up a toy get these tickets.
Speaker 3: So I've been ringing and here we are. Here we are,
Speaker 3: my friend. All of our lives have been leading to this, convergent.
Speaker 3: I love it, Hi, right now, you two are a blast.
Speaker 3: You've got to come along. We'd love it all right.
Speaker 3: We'll see you there, Jenny seeing it's Tuesday night.
Speaker 9: Awesome going.
Speaker 1: I don't hell, that's like a threat.
Speaker 3: I mean, we meant to have that kind of energy,
Speaker 3: but it would be suspicious if we're that sort of caffeinated.
Speaker 3: This summeeron, I think we're on something. Janelle, Good morning, Janelle.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Hi, there guys are going great now.
Speaker 3: Word on and getting through. There are seventy two million
Speaker 3: people trying to call right now, word on and getting through. Janelle,
Speaker 3: tell us why you'd love to come along to Beatlejuice
Speaker 3: the musical next Tuesday Night with us.
Speaker 14: Well, I normally work on Tuesday nights.
Speaker 5: I work at the children's hospital, and somehow the stars
Speaker 5: have aligned.
Speaker 14: I have Tuesday night off, so I could see there.
Speaker 7: You have to come along, Jack.
Speaker 14: I think we should call him Misstic Jack.
Speaker 3: By the way, mister Jack, Mystic Jacksraga. What about missto
Speaker 3: is very Australian wad of just adding an and o
Speaker 3: at the things misso as any missto the trick.
Speaker 5: Magicians.
Speaker 14: I don't want to miss so the night.
Speaker 3: No, you know.
Speaker 4: Catflags are spreading.
Speaker 3: Jew you definitely invited, Okay, come along next Tuesday. Look
Speaker 3: forward to meeting you properly. Thanks. Thanks, have a good week. Andrea,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Mine, Christian, good morning, Andrea, Good morning, Angie,
Speaker 3: Fancy coming along next Tuesday night. Hello, yeah, hello, hello,
Speaker 3: Misso you're not mucking around one of another one of
Speaker 3: your tricks are no smoke bombs on the show, Andrea,
Speaker 3: are you there well? Yes, every morning contractually six till
Speaker 3: nine put one Andrew, Yeah, it's still I'm still here
Speaker 3: the old line too, oh Misso thank you very much.
Speaker 14: Magical Jack. I have to see him next week.
Speaker 3: Absolutely missed though, the great missto. Now listen, Andrew Beatle Juice.
Speaker 14: You're a big fan, big fan seeing both movies, seeing
Speaker 14: them when I first came out up years and years ago.
Speaker 14: And it's also my birthday next week, so I attend
Speaker 14: this night out with this early.
Speaker 3: Birthday drinks were going to get me, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: and magic as well. What an amazing night, the greatest
Speaker 3: fright of your life, Andrew. We're seeing next Tuesday night.
Speaker 14: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: Thank you. All right, that's the tickets of.
Speaker 2: This morning back tomorrow Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 3: We call this three topic Tuesday. We have not one,
Speaker 3: not two, but three ways to share your stories with
Speaker 3: the show today. You could be winning an instant one
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Speaker 3: hear it, we give it away for our instant Caller
Speaker 3: of the Week now talking about call all the week. Friday,
Speaker 3: we had an incredible story. We were asking looking for
Speaker 3: your stories. Have you ever set a trap? About to
Speaker 3: play your quick little highlight of a man called Danny
Speaker 3: that called us about a teacher trap that him and
Speaker 3: his colleagues had said trying to catch smokers at the school.
Speaker 4: This has gone viral since Friday.
Speaker 3: One point eight million views is incredible for this phone
Speaker 3: call from Danny. It's had at four hundred thousand lakes
Speaker 3: as well. This is Danny's story from Friday.
Speaker 13: I'm a school teacher and on our duty on the Oval,
Speaker 13: and we were trying to bust the smokers because smokers
Speaker 13: obviously always go to the far corners of the Oval
Speaker 13: news set of trees. So I went out before recess
Speaker 13: and climbed.
Speaker 3: Up the tree.
Speaker 13: So I was on the phone to my collie telling
Speaker 13: him who was smoking? You just named them? He said, you, you, you,
Speaker 13: and you, and they're looking at him saying, how do
Speaker 13: you know. When we went out the next week, we
Speaker 13: knew that they were going to look up the tree,
Speaker 13: so we wield a recycling bin out and put it
Speaker 13: next to the tree and I got in the bin.
Speaker 13: So we busted them second time around, and they decided
Speaker 13: to relocate after that.
Speaker 3: It's a story for the ages that I'm always going
Speaker 3: to remember that story, all right, So today, have you
Speaker 3: got a story about setting a trap? Thirteen fifty five
Speaker 3: twenty two, If you've got a story about setting a trap?
Speaker 3: Like Danny also, we were looking for biggest order you've
Speaker 3: made one thing? Okay, big orders of one thing? And
Speaker 3: wrong doors Rio you went in a wrong door recently.
Speaker 10: Yeah, on the weekend on Saturday, we're in Northcote and
Speaker 10: we saw one of those little signs that say like
Speaker 10: open house this way.
Speaker 3: So they're like, oh, yeah, we'll have a little look.
Speaker 1: Walked in.
Speaker 10: There's a big house with a big sign, you know,
Speaker 10: for sale, blah blah blah. So we walked in, the
Speaker 10: doors open, and this woman comes in the hallway and
Speaker 10: she goes Hi. We're like Hi, can I help you? Like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 10: we're just here for the open house. She's like, this
Speaker 10: is not an open house. But we just thought because
Speaker 10: it was on the same street that we'd be fine
Speaker 10: to walk in because it was the open.
Speaker 3: Must have scared the hell out of her. She was
Speaker 3: really she was just I think she must have thought
Speaker 3: I was Northcote, just like, hey, can I polite? What
Speaker 3: are you doing in my home?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry, we thought the sign meant open house.
Speaker 3: No no, no, we've got no open houses. No no
Speaker 3: like oh okay sorry around yeah, yeah, ship has place.
Speaker 4: She got hire by the way, dream of her an
Speaker 4: open house like this?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: So Lineeship Now, thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 3: Your stories. If you've ever set a trap? Have you
Speaker 3: made a big order of just one thing? And Wrong
Speaker 3: Doors thirteen fifty five, twenty.
Speaker 7: Two, Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 3: Have you ever set a trap for somebody? If so,
Speaker 3: you want to hear a story on thirteen fifty five
Speaker 3: twenty two, Maybe made a big order for just one thing?
Speaker 3: Or you've got a story about wrong doors. Mark You've
Speaker 3: got to still about setting a trap.
Speaker 9: Mate, Yeah, Christian, I was living in Florida many years
Speaker 9: ago and discovered that my newspaper kept getting stolen. So
Speaker 9: I wasn't really sure what to do without that. I
Speaker 9: chased up the newspaper people. They all said it was
Speaker 9: being delivered sort of just passed around now and seemed
Speaker 9: to know anything about it. So one day I thought,
Speaker 9: I'll set a trap. I heard the newspaper hit the
Speaker 9: lawn out the front, and I raced outside the tube
Speaker 9: of super glue, put a whole in Dobb's superglue all
Speaker 9: over the thing and it all it looked.
Speaker 3: Like, was was you like? Yeah, yeah, nice fresh morning
Speaker 3: there in Florida. Yeah.
Speaker 9: So I went back inside after breakfast, went back out,
Speaker 9: the newspapers gone, and I thought, you, Pudi, I've got someone. So,
Speaker 9: you know, not only a trap, but a little bit
Speaker 9: of a revenge, because I'm thinking, Whoevern's picked this newspaper up,
Speaker 9: their hand is just gonna be covered in super good
Speaker 9: and you know what that's like. And of course after
Speaker 9: that newspaper never went missing again.
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, I'm super citizen, no on message with your
Speaker 3: newspaper exactly right. That's mark awesome story. Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: All right, every good day, and you mate. Christian O'Connell
Speaker 7: show go on podcast.
Speaker 3: Every single show. The show is maybe you guys, your
Speaker 3: stories are stories? Three ways? Should you share your stories today?
Speaker 3: Any stories about wrong Gore? What was the other side
Speaker 3: of it? On thirteen fifty five, twenty two, also this
Speaker 3: morning going to come to stories about have you made
Speaker 3: a very large order of just one thing. I remember
Speaker 3: when one of my daughters turning ten shaded la classmates.
Speaker 3: We'd hid this village hall for a birthday party in
Speaker 3: the summer's press. You want them to have a great time.
Speaker 3: You want all their friends have a good time, because
Speaker 3: they all sort of gossip about each other's party. So anyway,
Speaker 3: I thought, I need a load of helium balloons. So
Speaker 3: I went into this some party shop run by the
Speaker 3: most miserable human being. It was almost ironic that the
Speaker 3: most miserable man I've ever encid of my life was
Speaker 3: running this party shop. I get it. I guess with
Speaker 3: all that fun coming in through the door, it just
Speaker 3: did something to him. Anyway, So I need twenty five
Speaker 3: helium balloons, and he goes, okay, right, well, I can
Speaker 3: pump them up for you all this and he said
Speaker 3: he part nearby, and there was nowhere nearby party. It
Speaker 3: was like a five to ten minute warm He said,
Speaker 3: come back tomorrow morning. That's when the party was at
Speaker 3: eight am. And he actually said word for word, keep
Speaker 3: knocking because he lived above the place. And I get
Speaker 3: the feeling he was going to. He's someone who has he.
Speaker 1: Needs to be woken up at eight am.
Speaker 3: He enjoys a drink. It was just, you know, there's
Speaker 3: just a vibe about some people that and I was like,
Speaker 3: just just keep knocking. But the guy who runs the
Speaker 3: party shop, okay. Anyway, next morning I go there, I
Speaker 3: keep knocking it. I'm there five minutes kicking this door
Speaker 3: as well. I'm thinking I had one job to get these.
Speaker 3: I need these twenty five balloons. Anyway, all mates literally
Speaker 3: looks like he hasn't slept in about five days. He
Speaker 3: starts pumping up these helium balloons. And then I don't
Speaker 3: know if you've ever tried to corral helium balloons.
Speaker 1: Not easy.
Speaker 3: They just want to go up right. They don't want
Speaker 3: to be herded and crowd. Now it's suddenly caught a
Speaker 3: bus stay on a Sunday morning. I've got twenty five.
Speaker 3: I'm alone, I've got a five minute walk. I can
Speaker 3: barely see at times because they're floating in front of
Speaker 3: my face, just twenty five of them. Then it was
Speaker 3: like a usc tento fight trying to wrestle them into
Speaker 3: the car as they're floating in the car. Coming back
Speaker 3: out towards me. I'm trying to not pop them, obviously,
Speaker 3: because I need twenty five. The car fills with them.
Speaker 3: I'm actually shut the door. They're in the driver's seat,
Speaker 3: the passenger seat, the back seats, they're everywhere. I'm actually
Speaker 3: open the driver's door. Push them away from me. Get in.
Speaker 3: I can't see out of it. There's no way of
Speaker 3: seeing the rear view mirror. Absolute nightmare. So have you
Speaker 3: got any stories about a single order of one thing? Sorry,
Speaker 3: a very big large order of one thing. Let us
Speaker 3: know On thirteen fifty five, twenty two and coome.
Speaker 11: On Morning Crew, how are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good, Welcome to show. And you've got a
Speaker 3: story about setting a track?
Speaker 11: I did. I set a trap for my eighteen year
Speaker 11: old son. My husband and I were heading away into
Speaker 11: state for a weekend, and I just had a sneaky
Speaker 11: suspicion leaving an eighteen year old boy at home could
Speaker 11: perhaps get up to a bit of mischief. So I
Speaker 11: did all my gin bottles into.
Speaker 4: Sophisticate eighteen year old gin. I love botanicals.
Speaker 11: It was free, so, of course, so I hit all
Speaker 11: the gin in a drink bottle, filled it up with water,
Speaker 11: came home at the end of the weekend. So I
Speaker 11: feel like a gin and tonic? Do you want one?
Speaker 7: To my son?
Speaker 11: And he goes and he just looked at me blankly
Speaker 11: and he's like maybe, And so I made us a
Speaker 11: gin and tonic with gin and he said, this test
Speaker 11: really different, a.
Speaker 1: Lot stronger than what I was drinking on the weekend longer.
Speaker 11: And so now five years later, when I still make
Speaker 11: a gin and tonic, I just look at him sometimes
Speaker 11: that he just smirked.
Speaker 3: These a pacebo drinks what they were all having as well,
Speaker 3: Like God, this stuff is so strong. Anyone else so
Speaker 3: wrong right now? And thank you very much the story.
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, have a great one.
Speaker 4: Samantha Brackets, English, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Hello, how are you all?
Speaker 3: We're very well.
Speaker 12: Mine is a wrong door, a major wrong door. So
Speaker 12: I just finished night shift and I drove straight away
Speaker 12: all the way down to Phillip Island, about a two
Speaker 12: and a half hour drive, and part my car got
Speaker 12: out of it and I was visiting my friends for
Speaker 12: a long weekend. Knock on the door, no answer, So
Speaker 12: I'll just try it. Walked in, looked around, looked to
Speaker 12: the right. I haven't made their bed. That's unusual. Never mind,
Speaker 12: go in look for the spare room. Thought that's different.
Speaker 12: There's normally bunks in here, as shit was an.
Speaker 3: Office and none of these, none of these clues.
Speaker 12: So I had my till, I had my overnight bag,
Speaker 12: I had everything all under my arm. So I thought, well,
Speaker 12: I I just planked them in this room. Anyway, it
Speaker 12: looks this one looks made.
Speaker 3: Did that?
Speaker 12: Went back into the lounge. They had a blue lounge, right,
Speaker 12: that's great. Turned around, so kitchen's messy, that's unusual. Turned
Speaker 12: to the left. Thought, oh my gosh, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 12: there's a cabinet here with those dinky dye metal racing cars. No,
Speaker 12: oh my god, I'm now mortified. I ran back to
Speaker 12: the room, grabbed my stuff and bolted very quickly out
Speaker 12: the door.
Speaker 11: Next door.
Speaker 12: I'd gone into number twenty seven. My friends live in
Speaker 12: twenty five.
Speaker 3: Just a small difference, but a very big difference.
Speaker 12: My my eye stopped. I literally froze in that kitchen,
Speaker 12: and thank goodness that man wasn't home. I did tell him,
Speaker 12: I did tell him when I met him.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, met him later in the day, and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: As well about those dinky cars. Bit old for that,
Speaker 4: aren't you?
Speaker 12: I was multified?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right then, Samantha, thank you very much.
Speaker 12: Well, thank you, you have a lovely day, and you.
Speaker 3: Olivia Coleman, thank you very much. Let's go too, Let's
Speaker 3: go to It's like the Rocky Hole song. I turned
Speaker 3: to the left, I turned to the right, I turned
Speaker 3: back around again. And good morning Anne, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: When my dad was a secondary store teacher, he set
Speaker 5: a trap. He was getting pretty annoyed with a group
Speaker 5: of boys who were constantly getting into the toilets to smoke,
Speaker 5: and so he and a colleague decided they would go
Speaker 5: in and wait until the smoke started rising from the cubicle. So,
Speaker 5: sure enough, the smoke went up and the two teachers
Speaker 5: either side threw a bucket of water over the petition
Speaker 5: into the cubicle, and the smoke was clearing. The Only
Speaker 5: problem with this was that it turned out it wasn't
Speaker 5: a student.
Speaker 11: It was one of the other teachers.
Speaker 4: On a sneaky smoke. Oh that was probably the highlight
Speaker 4: of that guy's day.
Speaker 3: Just a minute on a dance, Oh, just a field.
Speaker 4: And brilliant story.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Christian O'Connell. Show go on podcast
Speaker 2: this Sunday.
Speaker 3: Do not forget that special powerful lady in your life
Speaker 3: when you hear this. No, it's the mum alarm, Patsy,
Speaker 3: how are things tracking? You must have heard rumors, whispers
Speaker 3: in the house.
Speaker 6: Well you know what. Chris is taking Audrey to school
Speaker 6: this morning. Hey, guys, turn the radio up. There has
Speaker 6: been no chatter, no talk whatsoever, even though I've.
Speaker 4: Been dropping what's called a surprise.
Speaker 1: They're behind closed doors.
Speaker 3: I'm sure right now planning.
Speaker 4: Have you picked up the flowers? You get the puppy,
Speaker 4: some more chickens.
Speaker 6: I am not fooled by that scheme. No, there are
Speaker 6: no plans underway.
Speaker 3: So do you know there's no plans underway?
Speaker 6: They've made no means.
Speaker 3: What I worry about is that you could be correct,
Speaker 3: because I tell you why yesterday you were telling us
Speaker 3: all these off in school camp.
Speaker 6: Isn't she yes tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is an unusual week. That's kind of
Speaker 3: like everyone's forgotten about poor old bats. Yeah, no, excuse
Speaker 3: trying to sound the mom alarming. I can do.
Speaker 1: Vegetables that she didn't get to on the high.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: Yes, so you've got how many days? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 6: satdy is five days?
Speaker 3: What would you like?
Speaker 6: What you really would like? And I say this towards
Speaker 6: every you know what I really really would like if
Speaker 6: she just wrote me a letter about anything, or.
Speaker 3: Even anything anything? Birds of prey, how about the golden
Speaker 3: eagle flies high in our console?
Speaker 1: Did aliens build the pyramids?
Speaker 4: May be more worried and kid rub me? Let's about
Speaker 4: anything like what Fathers Day?
Speaker 3: Read the room? Something about me?
Speaker 6: You thoughts on a bit of paper, take on my alone.
Speaker 4: And we die alone? That Mother's day? Something something really personal?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just yeah, from her heart to mine.
Speaker 3: That's lovely, that's really nice. Well, now you're in a
Speaker 3: situation when I became a dad, suddenly your mom gets
Speaker 3: kind of eclipse by your wife, who is now a mom.
Speaker 1: Who as I keep thinking of Mother's Day, I keep
Speaker 1: thinking what we're going to do for Bianco And sadly.
Speaker 3: Basically it's like that, you know, the space shuttle has
Speaker 3: those rocket thrusters and get get their son up into
Speaker 3: life and you push them aside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I'll think about got to look after both.
Speaker 1: Mother has already dropped a hint. Get this, she's what's
Speaker 1: she up to?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Get this?
Speaker 8: What is it.
Speaker 1: Little lady, you would love to take a poll of
Speaker 1: what you guys honestly think perfumes cost. She gets this,
Speaker 1: you might get this as well. Some Mecca gives you
Speaker 1: like a free little things every day. It's like every
Speaker 1: once a month. It's like Christmas for us. Like I'm
Speaker 1: going to go and get my Mecca gift. So she
Speaker 1: got this tiny little capsule of perfume and she goes,
Speaker 1: I love this. What I want It's called Mason Clvelli.
Speaker 6: Gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, you know what I would love for
Speaker 1: Mother's her name alone screens money.
Speaker 4: I thought, Mason Clave.
Speaker 1: When I think of perfumes, honestly, think of like the
Speaker 1: guys about there's no way guess how much it costs
Speaker 1: three hundred eighty dollars.
Speaker 6: Well, she's worth it, isn't she?
Speaker 4: She brewed your son and you can't step up.
Speaker 1: She's not worth three and eighty dollars.
Speaker 3: Just when I was prepared, what's all that gold and
Speaker 3: the equipment of yours? When those trousers aren't you, I
Speaker 3: know they're not luling lemon gold and twenty easily you've
Speaker 3: got that stimulator in the garden, I know, and all
Speaker 3: that's up.
Speaker 1: When when there is a cannegery in your head that
Speaker 1: says perfume cost between fifty and seventy dollars maximum, you
Speaker 1: get that sits. I was just shocked to see the
Speaker 1: retail prize of.
Speaker 6: Three and eighty dollars is the special day?
Speaker 3: JE gotcha, Gene, You've got it, haven't you?
Speaker 1: I haven't got it yet. It can really be eighty dollars.
Speaker 3: I think the reaction that you actually remembered and went
Speaker 3: out did that. Plus, she's obviously been with you, well,
Speaker 3: she knows how you are. Jacket actually gettinghim as was asshole. Wow,
Speaker 3: we get.
Speaker 13: You.
Speaker 4: It's a lot. It'll be the biggest.
Speaker 1: Day of her lifel surf the Internet's if masic is
Speaker 1: doing any smaller.
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Speaker 3: You're actually pale stress, he is. He's actually changed pallor.
Speaker 3: The thought of hanging over a couple of hundred bucks
Speaker 3: for your beloved wife who grew and gave birth to
Speaker 3: your son.
Speaker 1: It's three hundred plus and bottle.
Speaker 3: I've seen your Calloway bespoke tailor made clubs.
Speaker 1: It works out for more than three dollars per.
Speaker 3: Milliarly seriously put her money on meal. She would be
Speaker 3: so happy.
Speaker 1: It is definitely worth it. I just have trouble, trouble
Speaker 1: doing the giving his money to Mason Cravelli for such
Speaker 1: a small I.
Speaker 3: Think it's Mason we pronouncing like Mason Cox the smell
Speaker 3: American foot.
Speaker 6: What have you spent on your golf clubs?
Speaker 3: I just need It's not just that he's got all
Speaker 3: this parafferna and he's got like matching outfits.
Speaker 4: But you've got one of those nets in.
Speaker 3: A back garden.
Speaker 1: But that was only one hundred and twenty dollars. It
Speaker 1: is huge, huge, This is three hundred and fifty.
Speaker 3: Say what she can treat your mama rights.
Speaker 1: She's not my mother as well, she's body's mom. This
Speaker 1: is coming out of kop.
Speaker 3: Get Him was a new responsored water on the playground
Speaker 3: this week to raise much needed funds. What's this for?
Speaker 3: Is it the starving No, it's for my dad. This
Speaker 3: is the Mason Clavelli Foundation, all right on the time
Speaker 3: wasted to day for the best in Show, brilliant price
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars best restaurant voucher. Jack could be trying
Speaker 3: to win this.
Speaker 4: Can you I read email?
Speaker 3: Can I eat it? Mecca? Oh? Thanks to master Chef
Speaker 3: tonight on Master Cheffer Challenge so difficult it will be
Speaker 3: the mother of all de dessert seven thirty tonight on
Speaker 3: ten and ten play good morning to Barb Christian. Years ago,
Speaker 3: my son couldn't afford gifts for Christmas. A sort of
Speaker 3: letter about what he valued about us, what he learned
Speaker 3: from us. It is to this day the most precious
Speaker 3: gift I've ever received, so personal, I'll keep it forever, invaluable.
Speaker 3: Hope all he can do a letter for you.
Speaker 6: Patsy pressures on now, isn't it?
Speaker 3: But just narrow it down so to do with your mum,
Speaker 3: Perhaps he said about anything, it's not a Philly buster.
Speaker 3: Alrighty today, then we're looking for your drink movies. It
Speaker 3: is World Beverage Week. What do you think the top
Speaker 3: five highest selling drinks in the world are?
Speaker 1: Okay, te no no, that would be no no Hi.
Speaker 3: Starbucks coffee at number five. Starbucks make eight thousand coffees
Speaker 3: every single minute of the day. Coca Colar bang number one,
Speaker 3: Pepsi number two.
Speaker 6: Ites bottled water.
Speaker 3: Water would be one of the biggest selling in the moment,
Speaker 3: red Balls at number four, and then snow beer. Chinese
Speaker 3: beer is it. Yeah, they love that snow beer. That's
Speaker 3: why it's at number three. All right, So we're looking
Speaker 3: for your drink movies like The Devil's Advocates, Silver Core Ingredient,
Speaker 3: the Eggnog, Uncle Buck's Fizz, Gold, Bad Fanta Gold. We
Speaker 3: haven't had a dude, where's mine? Remember we can never
Speaker 3: move a dude. Where's one? We banned them, but I'm
Speaker 3: bringing it back, bringing it back, dude, where's my Bacardies
Speaker 3: Moonrak is a great Bond movie? Whatton? All right, Jackie boy?
Speaker 3: What have you got drink movies?
Speaker 1: Tonic the Hedgehog, Oh yes, Silver, Phanta of the Opera.
Speaker 3: Oh that's very good. Fans of the Opera at Gold.
Speaker 1: Juice almighty, yeah yeah, Silver, and Passioder of the christ.
Speaker 3: Yeah silver.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: What have you got them? Drink movies?
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Speaker 3: Thanks to Master Chef for grabs today on the time
Speaker 3: Waste of your drink movies five hundred dollar best Restaurant voucher.
Speaker 4: Jack you ready to mark?
Speaker 1: I'm ready If you are, I am ready.
Speaker 3: A man called Blotto, Oh gold plus very movie. Tom
Speaker 3: Hanks hammered Lee came up with that one very good
Speaker 3: for strong start today to drink movies. Aiden's got tequila,
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Speaker 4: My cousin VB.
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Speaker 3: Gorillas in the sprits gold, who's that? Rachel World on
Speaker 3: Goon in sixty seconds gold, Tiagan broke back Mountain Dew.
Speaker 1: Gold just very good.
Speaker 3: Why didn't they do a brand endorsement and spent off
Speaker 3: some merch with that men wosteric Goat's milk silver. We
Speaker 3: brought a goon Bronze. It's put the coon into the
Speaker 3: Big Lobbyerski, the Big lob Beersky Silver. Weekend at Bundy's
Speaker 3: Silver plus Missus Stout Fire gold, Night's wint and warm.
Speaker 3: A pint of stout any given Bundy gold norailed us
Speaker 3: very good, tang and cash gold. There's something about Bloody
Speaker 3: Mary silver. The Hills have wines silver um and Dakaree gold.
Speaker 3: These are very good today, Ben Hurl, is that too
Speaker 3: much of Ben plus world? Paul Kung Fu, Panta gold
Speaker 3: four x and a funeral gold. And when Harry met
Speaker 3: slerp silver. So many golds today tough to picture just
Speaker 3: one though. To win the five hundred dollar Best Restaurant
Speaker 3: voucher thanks to.
Speaker 1: Master Show How winner is Lee for a man called Blotto.
Speaker 3: Man called Blotto straight away out the gates was a
Speaker 3: very strong start.
Speaker 4: All right, let's talk tomorrow's show today.
Speaker 7: Leave it or not?
Speaker 11: What are the yuds?
Speaker 3: You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl
Speaker 3: who married a Hunt? Who was with the Cheryl who
Speaker 3: married a Hunt?
Speaker 7: As well?
Speaker 3: Come and join us tomorrow every Wednesday? Will it for
Speaker 3: your stories of coincidence and chance like these?
Speaker 9: I was singing flick my hair back, check my nails,
Speaker 9: I've slipped on the radio, and that same song was
Speaker 9: on and the girls went.
Speaker 11: Feeling good as hell.
Speaker 8: My first husband happened to be born on the first
Speaker 8: of the first seventy one at s Hospital. I divorced
Speaker 8: him and miss a new Feller ten years later.
Speaker 11: He was born on the first of the first.
Speaker 8: Seventy one at Estdon Hospital as well.
Speaker 12: Traveling around Victorian wine country is my father in law.
Speaker 9: A while ago, the guy who was a winemaker.
Speaker 11: Was serving us.
Speaker 12: He used to be a carpenter.
Speaker 5: Turned out that he was a carpenter who made the
Speaker 5: rowing boat that my father in law rowed in the
Speaker 5: nineteen fifty six Olympics and won a bronze medal.
Speaker 3: In See we get the most incredible story. So you
Speaker 3: can get in there early. If you want, email me
Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. I have
Speaker 3: one to kick us off. Early twenty four hours were
Speaker 3: the main event. Yesterday. I had to go and pick
Speaker 3: up from some random address. My wife just gave me
Speaker 3: to go and pick up a secondhand oil heater for
Speaker 3: our twenty roun year old daughter. She's arguing with the
Speaker 3: housemates and them and they don't want to turn the
Speaker 3: heating on. I said, I'll get you at all heater
Speaker 3: as I'm going to paintless guy. The guy goes, you
Speaker 3: came here about three months ago. Went I recognized this house.
Speaker 3: I brought a secondhand giller team from the same address and.
Speaker 4: The same guy seven weeks ago.
Speaker 3: All right, so if you want to get in there
Speaker 3: ready for tomorrow's show, email me Christian at christiano'connell dot
Speaker 3: com dot au. We're back tomorrow. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: for joining. So what are up to today? Enjoy your day.
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