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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: This is some strange old country sometimes on the TV

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Speaker 3: in this radio studio right now. Good morning. By the way,

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Speaker 3: there is a reporter who's been dispatched to Adelaide. The

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Speaker 3: headline under his very important vital work is Adelaide Pooh Mystery.

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Speaker 3: What surely the only country in the world right now

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Speaker 3: with a report investigating an area of a country that

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Speaker 3: has a Pooh mystery.

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Speaker 1: The subheading says signs posted threatening to reveal identity of

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Speaker 1: a woman responsible. I think what's happened and just getting

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Speaker 1: a glimpse of One of the signs is a woman

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Speaker 1: has defecated in a driveway and they're trying to find

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Speaker 1: out that.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember the mysterious Pooh Jogger? Yes, I don't

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Speaker 3: think it's moved here and it was the first glimpse

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Speaker 3: behind the Wizard of Oz curtain of actually what so

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get here? Not just the beaches. Do you remember?

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Speaker 4: Was it Perth or here in Melbourne?

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 1: I remember it?

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Speaker 3: Poo Jogger? You never forget that, wasn't he your CEO? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes it was?

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Speaker 3: Was it here?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The mysterious Pooh Jogger. I reckon, I've had to put

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Speaker 3: it in at twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, When was it

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Speaker 3: Rio eighteen? Wow?

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's a weekly news quize.

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Speaker 3: We pick old random news stories from behind gone and

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Speaker 3: try and guess what the years were.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't resolved in the day.

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Speaker 3: Remember I went.

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Speaker 4: On for a while, went on because he was running around.

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Speaker 3: Catch guy? What They're gonna have.

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Speaker 4: Cots on bicycles trying to catch it?

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Speaker 1: So what we say to the woman in Adelaide to

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Speaker 1: start running?

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Speaker 3: Yes, seriously, there must be a special division or something.

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Speaker 4: The poo police superlice.

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Speaker 3: Yes. Every Tuesday on the show, then we find out

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Speaker 3: whether yesterday Monday he starts in a week a winner

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Speaker 3: or loser. Are you a Monday winner or loser? Patsy?

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Speaker 3: What's it for you?

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Speaker 6: Definitely a loser. I'm afraid this week I think we

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Speaker 6: have some sort of pterodactyl bird in our backyard because

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Speaker 6: it keeps sitting on our clothesline and pooping all over my.

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Speaker 3: As a Oh no, you got one of those lower keats,

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Speaker 3: those noisy old turrets.

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Speaker 6: I don't know whether it's a magpie or what bird

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Speaker 6: is responsible. But the trouble is you don't realize until

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Speaker 6: Like you bring a fitted sheet on inside, put it

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Speaker 6: on the bed, there's poop down the side of it.

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Speaker 3: Sure it's not man of a certainty blaming wildlife. That's

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Speaker 1: Patsy. You once tried to tell us that there was

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Speaker 1: a lot of exotic birds out west, because it is.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Spotter's wood, isn't there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they've got like some of the world's most exotic

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Speaker 6: on I wore into work. I looked down my left

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Speaker 6: And didn't realize until I was sitting at my desk.

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Speaker 3: How disgusting you keen to work like that?

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Speaker 6: Yes, realized until I looked was half.

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Speaker 3: A Sorry your nose being like six sentences away from

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Speaker 3: bird poop, you didn't know.

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Speaker 6: No, well, it doesn't stink, but it's just like all

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Speaker 6: these white droppings, And I didn't you know, I get

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Speaker 6: ready in the dark, I get dressed in the dark

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Speaker 6: at that hour of the day, I didn't notice.

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Speaker 1: So how long were you sitting there like that? If

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Speaker 1: we review the video from yesterday, will we see bird pool?

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you'll see it, but four hours maybe?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, did someone say anything to say what

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Speaker 7: There's bird?

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Speaker 6: Isn't that disgusted?

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Speaker 1: I want to know because I bumped into yesterday. There

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Speaker 1: was a girl outside the front of the building. She's

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Speaker 1: on a fifth day doing university placement as one of Patsy's.

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Speaker 3: It's work, Oh my god, the worst job in radio.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, seriously, pol Pot would look after you

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Speaker 1: In your on your fifth day at the universe.

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Speaker 3: She left no guts to feel should be empty before

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Speaker 4: Be with old voldemor news news.

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Speaker 7: Dear the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: House, Your day yesterday, your Monday winner or loser? Let

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Speaker 3: us know? Oh four seven five three one oh four three,

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Speaker 3: can text us fall seven five three one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually neutral. I had again yesterday, so I thought

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Speaker 3: I'd be a Monday winner, and then something happened and

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Speaker 3: it put me back in kind of neutral buoyancy. The

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Speaker 3: first win was I had to go and do what

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Speaker 3: everyone hates to do when you're an adult go and

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Speaker 3: pick up a parcel from the post office. You got

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Speaker 3: part of the car finest spot. You know, there's going

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Speaker 3: to a big old qu in there. It's always whenever

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Speaker 3: I go in, there's some very elderly person who suddenly

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Speaker 3: wants to renew their passport and goddamn it, the photo,

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Speaker 4: There is anyway I go in.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday, no queue, I am in, said to Ladya, went,

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Speaker 4: The people in that aren't open for banter.

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Speaker 1: They don't like.

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Speaker 4: She actually looked at me.

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Speaker 3: She was like this, yeah, just left me hanging. Actually

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Speaker 3: just left me hanging. She just went this. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The guy at our Logan post office brings his dog

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Speaker 1: in big golden retrieve pencil. Dogs so friendly. I tried

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Speaker 1: to say, what a friendly dog? Same thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you think they're trained that way because they

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Speaker 3: haven't got time for banter because it's less productivity.

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Speaker 1: They never make eye contact.

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Speaker 3: No, no they don't. I think they're actually trained that

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Speaker 3: way to not get to know us as well as

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Speaker 3: human being. So anyway, there was zero q So I've

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Speaker 3: got my past all very easily win. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: that's the win. And then one of my jobs to

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Speaker 3: do yesterday was to get a plumber around to sort

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Speaker 3: the heating out. It's not working and obviously heading into winter.

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Speaker 3: The plumber is like going around to these various radiators

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Speaker 4: A mystery, and where's the boiler.

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Speaker 3: I said, I don't think the boiler's firing up. We

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Speaker 3: go out of the boiler and it's not plugged. Him,

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Speaker 3: oh nice, and he looks at me, plugs it back

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Speaker 4: Hanging between us is the sort of like what kind

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Speaker 1: And then he still has to charge charged charge.

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Speaker 3: I paid a man tax.

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Speaker 1: He actually can charge what he wants because.

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Speaker 4: I've even got cold sweats.

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Speaker 3: Even recounting the story, you're that sweat, you get your

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Speaker 3: upper lip the deep shame.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so shameful. You you have to like.

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Speaker 4: He was my dad and he walks me to the problem.

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Speaker 3: See this, sonny, See this, this is on you when

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Speaker 3: you grow up, and you need to grow up. This

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Speaker 3: would never happen to an actual man of the house.

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Speaker 6: Wait, did you blame Sarah? Did you say my wife?

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Speaker 3: Someone had to go under that bus. I tried to

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Speaker 7: Chat with the day Christian Conn Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian Talk about post Offices. Went to our local post

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Speaker 3: office last week to post a large card, made a

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Speaker 3: a long time. It proceeded to give me a five

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Speaker 3: minute ted talk about how I wouldn't complain to the

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Speaker 3: man at the petrol surfo station. Why would I complain

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Speaker 3: to him now? I say nothing when they're going.

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Speaker 6: He probably gets an everything You're right.

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Speaker 3: Actually, ah, the cost of stamps these days. Now, someone

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Speaker 3: mister Wolf, and he has a it's not a complaint,

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Speaker 3: I just want to just share his comments. Hi, Christian,

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Speaker 3: how are you the kids? And I love the show.

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Speaker 3: We listen everything on the way to school. He's trying

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Speaker 3: I know, Patrina, how's the job to do? And I

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Speaker 3: and she's awesome. Again. This guy couldn't have the language

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Speaker 3: this is the language of leaders. I know Patrina has

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Speaker 3: Yesterday she announced the winner of F one without giving

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Speaker 3: Oh dear. Now, I'm not one to complain usually, but

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Speaker 3: Christian being a for F one fan, and the time

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Speaker 3: zone here being a challenger, I have to either watch

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Speaker 3: And I'm sure hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of

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Speaker 3: fans to the same. I'm not sure about that, mister

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Speaker 3: wolf I know this has been a topic before, and

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Speaker 3: be and this is the language of business leaders, a

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Speaker 1: Wow, well, he's just asking for a rearrangement of the

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Speaker 1: sentence to start with the Miami Grand Prix and then

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Speaker 1: finish with the winner.

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Speaker 7: You know.

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Speaker 6: The thing is, I understand, totally, totally, totally, mister Wolfere.

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Speaker 6: But the thing is why.

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Speaker 3: You patronize it, called it mister wolfie. You didn't call

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Speaker 3: you patty poopoo, did he?

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Speaker 6: Unless you're living under a rock in this current world?

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Speaker 3: No, and until the customer is always right.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it doesn't sound like compromise, It doesn't you.

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Speaker 6: You can't be blind to with all the social media

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Speaker 6: and all the online news and everything that's surrounding us now,

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Speaker 7: In various fooms everywhere, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: I appreciate what you're saying, and I will keep that

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Speaker 6: top of mind when I'm right. No, seriously, I will.

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Speaker 6: But unfortunately, the news cycle that we're in at the

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Speaker 3: I want to join what mister Wolf is said action

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Speaker 3: and from now on, don't give out any of the

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Speaker 3: d's results. I'm saving up all the games to the

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Speaker 3: end of the year. I'm going to watch them in

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Speaker 3: a game marathon over seventy two glorious hours.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love it?

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Speaker 3: boo boom.

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Speaker 1: And then where do you hide for the next few hours.

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Speaker 3: I left the house immediately. I haven't remember back since

451
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Speaker 3: I've entered witness protection. I can never go back to

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Speaker 3: that family. Bye bye, girls, I love you always. Pretty

453
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Speaker 3: A great ride, all right, Patsy, what's the view? Small thing,

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Speaker 3: big raide?

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Speaker 6: This feels like groundhog Day because I have talked about

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Speaker 6: this before. Yesterday the love God came down from the office,

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Speaker 6: had his side plate from his sandwich for lunch. The

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Speaker 6: dishwasher is open, the draw is even out, and what

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Speaker 6: does he do sit in the sink the thing.

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Speaker 1: The sink is the waiting room.

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Speaker 8: No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not no no no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: especially go on.

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Speaker 4: The mouth is open. Put the plate in the mouth.

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Speaker 6: Yes, there's it's like a red carpet. It's rolled out

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Speaker 6: for you. Just put it in there.

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Speaker 3: How sometimes you see that when it's open and it's

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Speaker 3: all it's all open to be put away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that's the risk your.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's one of the worst jobs in the

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Speaker 3: house is emptying that dishes.

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Speaker 4: It is stacking it.

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Speaker 3: I like doing it, like organize it, empting. It only

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Speaker 3: takes you what ninety seconds?

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Speaker 1: It's the worst job in the house, is.

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Speaker 4: A bending and twisting and you have to think about it,

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Speaker 4: don't you.

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Speaker 1: Every Yes, you're right, with every new cutlery or.

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Speaker 3: Goes back to the west Sco with the wooden sort

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Speaker 3: of stir aspatchers or they because it's not used a lot.

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Speaker 3: Does that go in that random draw that you can

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Speaker 3: barely open.

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Speaker 1: Then you'll get a miscellaneous item.

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Speaker 6: There's always a tea spoon under the arm thing down

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Speaker 6: the bottom.

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Speaker 1: That's why. And I know what Chris is doing. You

487
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Speaker 1: don't even want to open the dish washer.

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Speaker 4: It is an invitation to empty.

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Speaker 6: Don't you defend him? Jackie should be putting his plates

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Speaker 6: in the dishwasher.

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Speaker 3: What's it view, Jackie boy? Small thing? Big rage?

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Speaker 1: All right? My wife loves to She loves books and

493
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Speaker 1: claims to be a big book lover, except.

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Speaker 3: She does love. He runs a book club.

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Speaker 1: If you love books, would you do this? She often

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a bookmark and will leave the page she's

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Speaker 1: on open faced down.

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Speaker 3: I do this all the time, creating a crease in

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Speaker 3: the spot the librarian get out in your giant square over.

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Speaker 1: To that will create a book, the book, the character

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Speaker 1: of the book.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, it's been enjoyed. Yeah, me too, I

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Speaker 4: do that. Yeah no, no, Tuck, Yeah, I'm going to

504
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Speaker 4: break into your house and do that to all your books. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm coming in.

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Speaker 3: I'm coming in.

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Speaker 7: Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe it, Christian, I think I'm with mister Wolfe.

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Speaker 3: Another spoiler alert in the news there. I was going

510
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Speaker 3: to waane. So I got home tonight to find out

511
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Speaker 3: who the new Victoria Police Commissioner is going to be

512
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Speaker 3: by Pats has ruined it. The Pats doing the news

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Speaker 3: real time. Sorry about this very funny. I thought there

514
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Speaker 3: was serious then and I was like, oh god, this

515
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Speaker 3: is entitled interesting street. What's now we can't do the news.

516
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Speaker 3: I thought it's going to work for the police and

517
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Speaker 3: really didn't want to find out to know who it is.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're doing small things, big rage.

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Speaker 7: Small?

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Speaker 4: What small thing drives you over the as Christian?

521
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Speaker 3: When someone parks in my car spot on the street,

522
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Speaker 3: it's at the front of my house, which means technically

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Speaker 3: it's mine. And then they've gone to caps Lock, go

524
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Speaker 3: park somewhere else.

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Speaker 1: That does not make it your car.

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Speaker 3: No, it does. I'm with them, I think morally, spiritually,

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Speaker 3: it really does. No, it's not the streets. It's not

528
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Speaker 3: the streets. It's right outside our house. It I'm with you,

529
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Speaker 3: drives me nuts. My wife and I would go bloody car.

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Speaker 3: Still part there, all of them outside our house.

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Speaker 6: Do you peer out the front?

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Speaker 3: You do? Don't you do that little peering thing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Public space?

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Speaker 3: How much joy do you get an assult? And as

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Speaker 3: an adult peering from a hindlines or a curtains it

536
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Speaker 3: just peering out of things going on out in the streets.

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Speaker 4: So keep part of daily tasks.

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Speaker 3: You know, we're talking about them earlier, is peering what's

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Speaker 3: going out the street, what they have to do over a.

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Speaker 6: Road, a radar goes off, Chris is every time someone

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Speaker 6: parks right out the front of.

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Speaker 3: Our house, I do, I hear, I hear it. It's

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Speaker 3: a sense I have a super bower. Dare I say

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Speaker 3: as well?

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Speaker 4: The other one is you suddenly see someone selling the

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Speaker 4: house in your street.

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Speaker 3: It's a big day everyone everyone on what's wonder what

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Speaker 3: they're putting it up for?

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Speaker 6: Do you have the sneaky walk through even though you

550
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Speaker 6: are interesting?

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Speaker 1: You're kidding, I do not go through the open house

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Speaker 1: of your neighbors.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, but now we're empty nesters. This is

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Speaker 4: a whole new kind of domestic cosplates. My wife and

555
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Speaker 4: I as a couple thinking about downsize.

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Speaker 1: Backstory to tell the real estate.

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Speaker 6: We're not actually we're not, We're not that interesting doubling.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you do that with neighbor houses.

559
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Speaker 3: In the streets.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, every time, even for rentals.

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Speaker 3: See in here in Australia, the people selling it, the vendors,

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Speaker 3: they're never there. In the UK, it's so awkward. You

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Speaker 3: sell your home, you have to be there to welcome

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Speaker 3: people in with the real estate. It's it's so awkward

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Speaker 3: as well, because you know, sometimes you walk in somewe

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Speaker 3: ago bloody hate it and you're literally you're out there

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Speaker 3: a minute. They go everything.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, get a phone charger.

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Speaker 1: I've got interested to know what all my neighbors.

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Speaker 3: What a great idea.

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Speaker 6: There's one at the end of our street and it's

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Speaker 6: got an open house this Saturday, I think.

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Speaker 2: A huh.

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Speaker 4: And do you do that thing where you're old judging

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Speaker 4: judge face.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh a brown leather couch.

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Speaker 6: Well change the colors for a.

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Speaker 3: Start, guys, this is I'm going to take my wife

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Speaker 3: in a minute. Excitement abounds. What a time to be alive, Christian,

580
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Speaker 3: small thing, big rage. The bin shoot in my apartment

581
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Speaker 3: building has been out of action for eight days now.

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Speaker 3: I have to get the get in the lift with

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Speaker 3: a stinky old full bin liner and go down there. Christian,

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Speaker 3: I am with mister Wolf. Millions of us stop saying this.

585
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Speaker 3: Speak king for millions. This is you and mister Wolf.

586
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 3: Millions of US F one fans are in blackout bubbles

587
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 3: until we watch the race. I've been doing this for decades.

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Speaker 6: You know what, don't listen to the news.

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Speaker 3: We can't be telling people not to listen when we

590
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Speaker 3: just called our way back up the ladder to number one.

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Speaker 3: It's not like radio snakes and ladders. Why did the

592
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Speaker 3: show lose that number one past topicople not to listen?

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Speaker 1: We lost all Formula one fan And.

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Speaker 3: You know it's cold because Jack and I are a

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Speaker 3: couple of petrol heads. It's top gear radio every single

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Speaker 3: day with us. Good morning Ray, Yeah, anyail you that's

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Speaker 3: it right?

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Speaker 9: The draw dishes.

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Speaker 7: I can't stand it. Now.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean when someone just rinses them under

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Speaker 3: the taps then leaves like nature to to try them

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Speaker 3: without using a tea towel.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, they basically, but they do wash them properly,

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Speaker 9: sho open the water and evening and wash them and

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Speaker 9: rinse them, and they leave them in the leave them

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Speaker 9: in the wreck That drives me cry.

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Speaker 3: Manky old thing the rat it's called. No, it's a

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Speaker 3: temporary thing. There there, you go, get the tee tawel,

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Speaker 3: you dry them, you take it away. I feel like, no,

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Speaker 3: it does in this the lazy man's dryer.

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Speaker 4: No, yes, what te tails are there for?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Ray, I'm with you on that one,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Ray was in the middle of

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Speaker 3: something else. We'll actually in his mind, far more bortant

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Speaker 3: than check to us on the radio.

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Speaker 7: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian, I'm the Parker. I had someone drive to my

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Speaker 3: spot on front of me, and I pulled up behind

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Speaker 3: them until they left and I stared at them. Victory

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Speaker 3: is mine? What is this a Russell Crowe movie? Terrifying

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Speaker 3: scenes a week's time. Then we're taking you to go

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Speaker 3: and see the brilliant Beatle Juice to Musical Rhymes at

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Speaker 3: Melbourne's Regents Theater this week, the seventh of May. Prepare

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Speaker 3: for a night of screamingly good fun. You can put

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Speaker 3: your tickets now at ticketec.

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Speaker 10: Listen, come along and join us, call us now big

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Speaker 10: to Jueason, so so good, beep dying just to see it.

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Speaker 3: It's so great you won't want to go. So we

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Speaker 3: take you next Tuesday night to go and see beat

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Speaker 3: To do some musica beforehand, come and have drinks and

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Speaker 3: dinner with the team. We're all going to be at

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Speaker 3: Champagne Problems, which is a very cool cocktail bar before

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Speaker 3: we take you over the road like a little school trip.

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Speaker 3: Let's all do the crocodile or hands in a file.

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Speaker 3: Somebody's had one of those big giant foam fingers. Follow

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Speaker 3: Jack at the Regents Theater next Tuesday nights. If you'd

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Speaker 3: love to come along, we're giving away spaces right now

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Speaker 3: thirteen fifty five twenty two. Now ready, this is a

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Speaker 3: great night out. It's gonna be great fun or some musical.

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Speaker 3: You get dinner and drinks. Let's add in. Now, let's

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Speaker 3: take it to the next level. I noticed you were

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Speaker 3: shuffling cards earlier, and you have you do you believe

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Speaker 3: that you are skilled as a kind of you? Can

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Speaker 3: you know a few card tricks?

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Speaker 1: I know some magic tricks. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: How do you feel like you being a resident magician?

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Speaker 3: You know? Sometimes I've been to things where they have

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Speaker 3: like a magician who wanders around to groups and they

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Speaker 3: do close up magic.

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Speaker 4: I always it's really good, But that could you be

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Speaker 4: that person.

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Speaker 1: That's impressive magic? I know a few very basically well.

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Speaker 3: The way you carry around is is if you are

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Speaker 3: the next David Blaine, this is your moment. You've got

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Speaker 3: seven days to sharpen up those fine notor skills.

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Speaker 1: Will I actually have a pack of cards from the

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Speaker 1: Magic Castle in Los Angeles, the Home of magic. You

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Speaker 1: get there, you have to know a magician.

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Speaker 3: So who do you know?

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Speaker 1: A friend of a friend knew a magician and was

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Speaker 1: able to get us tickets to the Magic Castle. I've

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Speaker 1: got to say it was a little bit underwhelming. We

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Speaker 1: went on a Tuesday night, not there, Rockbuster, not what

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 3: Improv night, and we thought it was.

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Speaker 1: People having to go no yeah, no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: No carry out magic carry.

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Speaker 1: Out, especially an open mic life.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not a magic castle.

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Speaker 1: I got a decord cards from the magic Castle. I'll

671
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Speaker 1: be happy to be a magician before Beetle Juice next week.

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Speaker 3: All we need is a cup the tricks yep, okay,

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Speaker 3: I've already got one.

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Speaker 1: I got one.

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Speaker 3: Is it cold? Is this your card? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Card tricks are pretty much.

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Speaker 3: I've just written down something that we're going to need

678
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Speaker 3: for next week. If you make sure it doesn't see it,

679
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 3: get that. But we need that asap. Why are you

680
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Speaker 3: guys doing look away, look Away, look away? Yeah? We're

681
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Speaker 3: going to absolutely need that. Now. I'm glad you're happy

682
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Speaker 3: to do this. We're also going to need in the

683
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Speaker 3: next twenty four hours. You can't just simply be Jackposts.

684
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Speaker 3: You need to be you need to have a magician. Magician.

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Speaker 3: If you think about all the Great Chris Angel, the

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Speaker 3: Great Concerting, That's what I was about to say, The

687
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Speaker 3: Great Gatsby. I've not read the book. I don't think he's.

688
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Speaker 4: Lean out of Gapio some of that close up magic.

689
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Speaker 3: Is this is your card? I am the Great Gatsbee?

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Speaker 7: Is this.

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 3: Wow? Drinks sliders, Canna pays magic the Great I'll have

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Speaker 3: it by tomorrow. Wow wait, okay, twenty four hours give

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Speaker 3: us a call now lines are up, and then if

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Speaker 3: you want to come and join us.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Next Tuesday night and Night's out with the team. Come

699
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Speaker 3: and join us. All we're off to take you to

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Speaker 3: Beatle Juice to Musical. We're meeting up beforehand champagne problems

701
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 3: for cocktails and cannapeys and food. And now I've managed

702
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 3: to persuade Jack Post, amateur magician to become pro magician

703
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 3: for the night. You might have been to these events

704
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Speaker 3: sometimes where a magician comes down does close up magic

705
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: and he works the room doing various trips, turning heads

706
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Speaker 3: and getting Wow's okay, I know.

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Speaker 1: At this current stage, I know about two card tricks

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Speaker 1: and that's it.

709
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,479
Speaker 3: So you need to have at least three and they

710
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: need to be really really good. You can't have fumbling

711
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:55,479
Speaker 3: or stumbling or is this one? God, yeah, you've got.

712
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Speaker 3: You've got seven days to become a great magician. Listener,

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Speaker 3: come along and join us.

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Speaker 10: Call us now, big do Jueason so so good, beep

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Speaker 10: dying just to see it.

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Speaker 1: It's so great you won't want to go.

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Speaker 3: Also, the thing we need to get today are smoke bombs.

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Speaker 3: I see. You can't just be there and saying hello

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Speaker 3: to people. We need to get everyone there, all the

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Speaker 3: listeners are coming along. And then I say now for

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Speaker 3: a very special guest. And then you would arrive out

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Speaker 3: of a door somewhere like a fire scuple of men's

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Speaker 3: toilets RhE, and I would then throw on the floor smoke,

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Speaker 3: theatrical smoke bombs through the smoke appears. The greater whatever

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Speaker 3: your magical name is going to be.

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Speaker 1: You don't worry that. The bigger the entrance, the higher

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Speaker 1: the expectations of the Madicia.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully, I've made a career out of that, paying very

729
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Speaker 3: little loft, so much promising potential, paining very lot. It's

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Speaker 3: a career of smoke, no mirrors, just a lot of smoke.

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Speaker 1: I also say, well, where the fire alarms and sprinklers

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Speaker 1: come on in the bar, that we're out all the

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Speaker 1: summer out.

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Speaker 3: In the labe. But hey, that's your first trick, you go,

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Speaker 3: that's magic trick number one, So now you've got four

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Speaker 3: under your belt.

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Speaker 6: I want to see a top heat as well.

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Speaker 3: It has to have a top hat. You need a

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Speaker 3: caine as well. Yeah, yeah, do that have caines?

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Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, but one of the two hands for shuffling

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Speaker 1: and dealing.

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Speaker 6: Put it down, give it to your assistant. Rio you

743
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Speaker 6: can be the assistant, you do.

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Speaker 4: Magicians do have assistance, don't they?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, all right, then let's find out who's joining us.

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Speaker 3: Hello too, we've there's two people there?

747
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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Shannon and Jenny? Hi? Guys there you're going?

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Speaker 11: So is this sh We really want to go?

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Speaker 3: I really want to say, is this Shannon and Jenny?

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Speaker 12: Yes?

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00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 3: And do you work together? What's to do? Why are

753
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Speaker 3: you together? In the car right now?

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Speaker 13: We're driving down to drop the car off for a service.

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Speaker 9: We're stuck in the traffic. It's like an hour and

756
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Speaker 9: a half drive. And Jenny's God, you've got to ring

757
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Speaker 9: up a toy get these tickets.

758
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Speaker 3: So I've been ringing and here we are. Here we are,

759
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Speaker 3: my friend. All of our lives have been leading to this, convergent.

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Speaker 3: I love it, Hi, right now, you two are a blast.

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Speaker 3: You've got to come along. We'd love it all right.

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Speaker 3: We'll see you there, Jenny seeing it's Tuesday night.

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Speaker 9: Awesome going.

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Speaker 1: I don't hell, that's like a threat.

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Speaker 3: I mean, we meant to have that kind of energy,

766
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Speaker 3: but it would be suspicious if we're that sort of caffeinated.

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Speaker 3: This summeeron, I think we're on something. Janelle, Good morning, Janelle.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, Hi, there guys are going great now.

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Speaker 3: Word on and getting through. There are seventy two million

770
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Speaker 3: people trying to call right now, word on and getting through. Janelle,

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Speaker 3: tell us why you'd love to come along to Beatlejuice

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Speaker 3: the musical next Tuesday Night with us.

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Speaker 14: Well, I normally work on Tuesday nights.

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Speaker 5: I work at the children's hospital, and somehow the stars

775
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Speaker 5: have aligned.

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Speaker 14: I have Tuesday night off, so I could see there.

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Speaker 7: You have to come along, Jack.

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Speaker 14: I think we should call him Misstic Jack.

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Speaker 3: By the way, mister Jack, Mystic Jacksraga. What about missto

780
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Speaker 3: is very Australian wad of just adding an and o

781
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Speaker 3: at the things misso as any missto the trick.

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Speaker 5: Magicians.

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Speaker 14: I don't want to miss so the night.

784
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 3: No, you know.

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Speaker 4: Catflags are spreading.

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Speaker 3: Jew you definitely invited, Okay, come along next Tuesday. Look

787
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Speaker 3: forward to meeting you properly. Thanks. Thanks, have a good week. Andrea,

788
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Speaker 3: Good morning, Mine, Christian, good morning, Andrea, Good morning, Angie,

789
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Speaker 3: Fancy coming along next Tuesday night. Hello, yeah, hello, hello,

790
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Speaker 3: Misso you're not mucking around one of another one of

791
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Speaker 3: your tricks are no smoke bombs on the show, Andrea,

792
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 3: are you there well? Yes, every morning contractually six till

793
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Speaker 3: nine put one Andrew, Yeah, it's still I'm still here

794
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Speaker 3: the old line too, oh Misso thank you very much.

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Speaker 14: Magical Jack. I have to see him next week.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely missed though, the great missto. Now listen, Andrew Beatle Juice.

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Speaker 14: You're a big fan, big fan seeing both movies, seeing

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Speaker 14: them when I first came out up years and years ago.

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Speaker 14: And it's also my birthday next week, so I attend

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Speaker 14: this night out with this early.

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00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 3: Birthday drinks were going to get me, Oh my god,

802
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Speaker 3: and magic as well. What an amazing night, the greatest

803
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 3: fright of your life, Andrew. We're seeing next Tuesday night.

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Speaker 14: Fantastic.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. All right, that's the tickets of.

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Speaker 2: This morning back tomorrow Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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Speaker 3: We call this three topic Tuesday. We have not one,

808
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 3: not two, but three ways to share your stories with

809
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 3: the show today. You could be winning an instant one

810
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 3: thousand dollars at any moment on our show when we

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Speaker 3: hear it, we give it away for our instant Caller

812
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Speaker 3: of the Week now talking about call all the week. Friday,

813
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Speaker 3: we had an incredible story. We were asking looking for

814
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 3: your stories. Have you ever set a trap? About to

815
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 3: play your quick little highlight of a man called Danny

816
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 3: that called us about a teacher trap that him and

817
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: his colleagues had said trying to catch smokers at the school.

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Speaker 4: This has gone viral since Friday.

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Speaker 3: One point eight million views is incredible for this phone

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Speaker 3: call from Danny. It's had at four hundred thousand lakes

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Speaker 3: as well. This is Danny's story from Friday.

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Speaker 13: I'm a school teacher and on our duty on the Oval,

823
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Speaker 13: and we were trying to bust the smokers because smokers

824
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Speaker 13: obviously always go to the far corners of the Oval

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Speaker 13: news set of trees. So I went out before recess

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Speaker 13: and climbed.

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Speaker 3: Up the tree.

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Speaker 13: So I was on the phone to my collie telling

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Speaker 13: him who was smoking? You just named them? He said, you, you, you,

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Speaker 13: and you, and they're looking at him saying, how do

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Speaker 13: you know. When we went out the next week, we

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Speaker 13: knew that they were going to look up the tree,

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Speaker 13: so we wield a recycling bin out and put it

834
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Speaker 13: next to the tree and I got in the bin.

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Speaker 13: So we busted them second time around, and they decided

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Speaker 13: to relocate after that.

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Speaker 3: It's a story for the ages that I'm always going

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Speaker 3: to remember that story, all right, So today, have you

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Speaker 3: got a story about setting a trap? Thirteen fifty five

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Speaker 3: twenty two, If you've got a story about setting a trap?

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Speaker 3: Like Danny also, we were looking for biggest order you've

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00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 3: made one thing? Okay, big orders of one thing? And

843
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Speaker 3: wrong doors Rio you went in a wrong door recently.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, on the weekend on Saturday, we're in Northcote and

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Speaker 10: we saw one of those little signs that say like

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Speaker 10: open house this way.

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Speaker 3: So they're like, oh, yeah, we'll have a little look.

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Speaker 1: Walked in.

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Speaker 10: There's a big house with a big sign, you know,

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Speaker 10: for sale, blah blah blah. So we walked in, the

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Speaker 10: doors open, and this woman comes in the hallway and

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Speaker 10: she goes Hi. We're like Hi, can I help you? Like, oh, yeah,

853
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Speaker 10: we're just here for the open house. She's like, this

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Speaker 10: is not an open house. But we just thought because

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Speaker 10: it was on the same street that we'd be fine

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Speaker 10: to walk in because it was the open.

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Speaker 3: Must have scared the hell out of her. She was

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Speaker 3: really she was just I think she must have thought

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Speaker 3: I was Northcote, just like, hey, can I polite? What

860
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Speaker 3: are you doing in my home?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Sorry, we thought the sign meant open house.

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00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 3: No no, no, we've got no open houses. No no

863
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Speaker 3: like oh okay sorry around yeah, yeah, ship has place.

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Speaker 4: She got hire by the way, dream of her an

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Speaker 4: open house like this?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: So Lineeship Now, thirteen fifty five twenty two.

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Speaker 3: Your stories. If you've ever set a trap? Have you

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Speaker 3: made a big order of just one thing? And Wrong

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Speaker 3: Doors thirteen fifty five, twenty.

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Speaker 7: Two, Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever set a trap for somebody? If so,

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Speaker 3: you want to hear a story on thirteen fifty five

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Speaker 3: twenty two, Maybe made a big order for just one thing?

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Speaker 3: Or you've got a story about wrong doors. Mark You've

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Speaker 3: got to still about setting a trap.

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Speaker 9: Mate, Yeah, Christian, I was living in Florida many years

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Speaker 9: ago and discovered that my newspaper kept getting stolen. So

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00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 9: I wasn't really sure what to do without that. I

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00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 9: chased up the newspaper people. They all said it was

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00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 9: being delivered sort of just passed around now and seemed

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Speaker 9: to know anything about it. So one day I thought,

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Speaker 9: I'll set a trap. I heard the newspaper hit the

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Speaker 9: lawn out the front, and I raced outside the tube

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Speaker 9: of super glue, put a whole in Dobb's superglue all

886
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 9: over the thing and it all it looked.

887
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: Like, was was you like? Yeah, yeah, nice fresh morning

888
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 3: there in Florida. Yeah.

889
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 9: So I went back inside after breakfast, went back out,

890
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 9: the newspapers gone, and I thought, you, Pudi, I've got someone. So,

891
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 9: you know, not only a trap, but a little bit

892
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 9: of a revenge, because I'm thinking, Whoevern's picked this newspaper up,

893
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 9: their hand is just gonna be covered in super good

894
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 9: and you know what that's like. And of course after

895
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 9: that newspaper never went missing again.

896
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 3: Wow, wow, I'm super citizen, no on message with your

897
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 3: newspaper exactly right. That's mark awesome story. Thank you very much.

898
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 7: All right, every good day, and you mate. Christian O'Connell

899
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 7: show go on podcast.

900
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 3: Every single show. The show is maybe you guys, your

901
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 3: stories are stories? Three ways? Should you share your stories today?

902
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 3: Any stories about wrong Gore? What was the other side

903
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 3: of it? On thirteen fifty five, twenty two, also this

904
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: morning going to come to stories about have you made

905
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 3: a very large order of just one thing. I remember

906
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 3: when one of my daughters turning ten shaded la classmates.

907
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 3: We'd hid this village hall for a birthday party in

908
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 3: the summer's press. You want them to have a great time.

909
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 3: You want all their friends have a good time, because

910
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: they all sort of gossip about each other's party. So anyway,

911
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 3: I thought, I need a load of helium balloons. So

912
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: I went into this some party shop run by the

913
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 3: most miserable human being. It was almost ironic that the

914
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 3: most miserable man I've ever encid of my life was

915
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 3: running this party shop. I get it. I guess with

916
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 3: all that fun coming in through the door, it just

917
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 3: did something to him. Anyway, So I need twenty five

918
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 3: helium balloons, and he goes, okay, right, well, I can

919
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 3: pump them up for you all this and he said

920
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 3: he part nearby, and there was nowhere nearby party. It

921
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 3: was like a five to ten minute warm He said,

922
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 3: come back tomorrow morning. That's when the party was at

923
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 3: eight am. And he actually said word for word, keep

924
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 3: knocking because he lived above the place. And I get

925
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 3: the feeling he was going to. He's someone who has he.

926
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: Needs to be woken up at eight am.

927
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 3: He enjoys a drink. It was just, you know, there's

928
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 3: just a vibe about some people that and I was like,

929
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 3: just just keep knocking. But the guy who runs the

930
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 3: party shop, okay. Anyway, next morning I go there, I

931
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 3: keep knocking it. I'm there five minutes kicking this door

932
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 3: as well. I'm thinking I had one job to get these.

933
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: I need these twenty five balloons. Anyway, all mates literally

934
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 3: looks like he hasn't slept in about five days. He

935
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: starts pumping up these helium balloons. And then I don't

936
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 3: know if you've ever tried to corral helium balloons.

937
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: Not easy.

938
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,439
Speaker 3: They just want to go up right. They don't want

939
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 3: to be herded and crowd. Now it's suddenly caught a

940
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: bus stay on a Sunday morning. I've got twenty five.

941
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: I'm alone, I've got a five minute walk. I can

942
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 3: barely see at times because they're floating in front of

943
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 3: my face, just twenty five of them. Then it was

944
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 3: like a usc tento fight trying to wrestle them into

945
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 3: the car as they're floating in the car. Coming back

946
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 3: out towards me. I'm trying to not pop them, obviously,

947
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 3: because I need twenty five. The car fills with them.

948
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 3: I'm actually shut the door. They're in the driver's seat,

949
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 3: the passenger seat, the back seats, they're everywhere. I'm actually

950
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 3: open the driver's door. Push them away from me. Get in.

951
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 3: I can't see out of it. There's no way of

952
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 3: seeing the rear view mirror. Absolute nightmare. So have you

953
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 3: got any stories about a single order of one thing? Sorry,

954
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 3: a very big large order of one thing. Let us

955
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 3: know On thirteen fifty five, twenty two and coome.

956
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 11: On Morning Crew, how are you?

957
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're good, Welcome to show. And you've got a

958
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 3: story about setting a track?

959
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 11: I did. I set a trap for my eighteen year

960
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 11: old son. My husband and I were heading away into

961
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 11: state for a weekend, and I just had a sneaky

962
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 11: suspicion leaving an eighteen year old boy at home could

963
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 11: perhaps get up to a bit of mischief. So I

964
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 11: did all my gin bottles into.

965
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 4: Sophisticate eighteen year old gin. I love botanicals.

966
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 11: It was free, so, of course, so I hit all

967
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 11: the gin in a drink bottle, filled it up with water,

968
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 11: came home at the end of the weekend. So I

969
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 11: feel like a gin and tonic? Do you want one?

970
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 7: To my son?

971
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 11: And he goes and he just looked at me blankly

972
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 11: and he's like maybe, And so I made us a

973
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 11: gin and tonic with gin and he said, this test

974
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 11: really different, a.

975
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: Lot stronger than what I was drinking on the weekend longer.

976
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 11: And so now five years later, when I still make

977
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 11: a gin and tonic, I just look at him sometimes

978
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 11: that he just smirked.

979
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 3: These a pacebo drinks what they were all having as well,

980
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 3: Like God, this stuff is so strong. Anyone else so

981
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,800
Speaker 3: wrong right now? And thank you very much the story.

982
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, have a great one.

983
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,360
Speaker 4: Samantha Brackets, English, Good morning.

984
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 12: Good morning, Hello, how are you all?

985
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 3: We're very well.

986
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 12: Mine is a wrong door, a major wrong door. So

987
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 12: I just finished night shift and I drove straight away

988
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 12: all the way down to Phillip Island, about a two

989
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:31,439
Speaker 12: and a half hour drive, and part my car got

990
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 12: out of it and I was visiting my friends for

991
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 12: a long weekend. Knock on the door, no answer, So

992
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 12: I'll just try it. Walked in, looked around, looked to

993
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 12: the right. I haven't made their bed. That's unusual. Never mind,

994
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 12: go in look for the spare room. Thought that's different.

995
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 12: There's normally bunks in here, as shit was an.

996
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 3: Office and none of these, none of these clues.

997
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 12: So I had my till, I had my overnight bag,

998
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 12: I had everything all under my arm. So I thought, well,

999
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 12: I I just planked them in this room. Anyway, it

1000
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 12: looks this one looks made.

1001
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 3: Did that?

1002
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 12: Went back into the lounge. They had a blue lounge, right,

1003
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 12: that's great. Turned around, so kitchen's messy, that's unusual. Turned

1004
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 12: to the left. Thought, oh my gosh, oh no, no, no,

1005
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 12: there's a cabinet here with those dinky dye metal racing cars. No,

1006
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 12: oh my god, I'm now mortified. I ran back to

1007
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 12: the room, grabbed my stuff and bolted very quickly out

1008
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 12: the door.

1009
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 11: Next door.

1010
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 12: I'd gone into number twenty seven. My friends live in

1011
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 12: twenty five.

1012
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 3: Just a small difference, but a very big difference.

1013
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 12: My my eye stopped. I literally froze in that kitchen,

1014
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 12: and thank goodness that man wasn't home. I did tell him,

1015
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 12: I did tell him when I met him.

1016
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, met him later in the day, and yeah, yeah.

1017
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 4: As well about those dinky cars. Bit old for that,

1018
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 4: aren't you?

1019
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 12: I was multified?

1020
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right then, Samantha, thank you very much.

1021
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 12: Well, thank you, you have a lovely day, and you.

1022
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,320
Speaker 3: Olivia Coleman, thank you very much. Let's go too, Let's

1023
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,919
Speaker 3: go to It's like the Rocky Hole song. I turned

1024
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 3: to the left, I turned to the right, I turned

1025
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 3: back around again. And good morning Anne, Good morning Christian.

1026
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,959
Speaker 5: When my dad was a secondary store teacher, he set

1027
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 5: a trap. He was getting pretty annoyed with a group

1028
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 5: of boys who were constantly getting into the toilets to smoke,

1029
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 5: and so he and a colleague decided they would go

1030
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 5: in and wait until the smoke started rising from the cubicle. So,

1031
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 5: sure enough, the smoke went up and the two teachers

1032
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 5: either side threw a bucket of water over the petition

1033
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 5: into the cubicle, and the smoke was clearing. The Only

1034
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 5: problem with this was that it turned out it wasn't

1035
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 5: a student.

1036
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 11: It was one of the other teachers.

1037
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 4: On a sneaky smoke. Oh that was probably the highlight

1038
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 4: of that guy's day.

1039
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:10,359
Speaker 3: Just a minute on a dance, Oh, just a field.

1040
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 4: And brilliant story.

1041
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Christian O'Connell. Show go on podcast

1042
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 2: this Sunday.

1043
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 3: Do not forget that special powerful lady in your life

1044
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 3: when you hear this. No, it's the mum alarm, Patsy,

1045
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 3: how are things tracking? You must have heard rumors, whispers

1046
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 3: in the house.

1047
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 6: Well you know what. Chris is taking Audrey to school

1048
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,319
Speaker 6: this morning. Hey, guys, turn the radio up. There has

1049
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 6: been no chatter, no talk whatsoever, even though I've.

1050
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 4: Been dropping what's called a surprise.

1051
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: They're behind closed doors.

1052
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 3: I'm sure right now planning.

1053
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 4: Have you picked up the flowers? You get the puppy,

1054
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 4: some more chickens.

1055
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 6: I am not fooled by that scheme. No, there are

1056
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 6: no plans underway.

1057
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 3: So do you know there's no plans underway?

1058
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 6: They've made no means.

1059
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 3: What I worry about is that you could be correct,

1060
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 3: because I tell you why yesterday you were telling us

1061
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 3: all these off in school camp.

1062
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 6: Isn't she yes tomorrow?

1063
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is an unusual week. That's kind of

1064
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 3: like everyone's forgotten about poor old bats. Yeah, no, excuse

1065
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 3: trying to sound the mom alarming. I can do.

1066
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: Vegetables that she didn't get to on the high.

1067
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 3: No.

1068
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 6: Yes, so you've got how many days? Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,

1069
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 6: satdy is five days?

1070
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 3: What would you like?

1071
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 6: What you really would like? And I say this towards

1072
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 6: every you know what I really really would like if

1073
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 6: she just wrote me a letter about anything, or.

1074
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: Even anything anything? Birds of prey, how about the golden

1075
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 3: eagle flies high in our console?

1076
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: Did aliens build the pyramids?

1077
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 4: May be more worried and kid rub me? Let's about

1078
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 4: anything like what Fathers Day?

1079
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 3: Read the room? Something about me?

1080
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 6: You thoughts on a bit of paper, take on my alone.

1081
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 4: And we die alone? That Mother's day? Something something really personal?

1082
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just yeah, from her heart to mine.

1083
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 3: That's lovely, that's really nice. Well, now you're in a

1084
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 3: situation when I became a dad, suddenly your mom gets

1085
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 3: kind of eclipse by your wife, who is now a mom.

1086
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:33,359
Speaker 1: Who as I keep thinking of Mother's Day, I keep

1087
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: thinking what we're going to do for Bianco And sadly.

1088
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 3: Basically it's like that, you know, the space shuttle has

1089
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,959
Speaker 3: those rocket thrusters and get get their son up into

1090
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: life and you push them aside.

1091
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, I'll think about got to look after both.

1092
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 1: Mother has already dropped a hint. Get this, she's what's

1093
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: she up to?

1094
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: Now?

1095
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 3: Get this?

1096
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 8: What is it.

1097
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: Little lady, you would love to take a poll of

1098
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: what you guys honestly think perfumes cost. She gets this,

1099
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: you might get this as well. Some Mecca gives you

1100
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: like a free little things every day. It's like every

1101
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: once a month. It's like Christmas for us. Like I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go and get my Mecca gift. So she

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Speaker 1: got this tiny little capsule of perfume and she goes,

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Speaker 1: I love this. What I want It's called Mason Clvelli.

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Speaker 6: Gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, you know what I would love for

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Speaker 1: Mother's her name alone screens money.

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Speaker 4: I thought, Mason Clave.

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Speaker 1: When I think of perfumes, honestly, think of like the

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Speaker 1: guys about there's no way guess how much it costs

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Speaker 1: three hundred eighty dollars.

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Speaker 6: Well, she's worth it, isn't she?

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Speaker 4: She brewed your son and you can't step up.

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Speaker 1: She's not worth three and eighty dollars.

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Speaker 3: Just when I was prepared, what's all that gold and

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00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 3: the equipment of yours? When those trousers aren't you, I

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00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 3: know they're not luling lemon gold and twenty easily you've

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Speaker 3: got that stimulator in the garden, I know, and all

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Speaker 3: that's up.

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Speaker 1: When when there is a cannegery in your head that

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Speaker 1: says perfume cost between fifty and seventy dollars maximum, you

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Speaker 1: get that sits. I was just shocked to see the

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Speaker 1: retail prize of.

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Speaker 6: Three and eighty dollars is the special day?

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Speaker 3: JE gotcha, Gene, You've got it, haven't you?

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Speaker 1: I haven't got it yet. It can really be eighty dollars.

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Speaker 3: I think the reaction that you actually remembered and went

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Speaker 3: out did that. Plus, she's obviously been with you, well,

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Speaker 3: she knows how you are. Jacket actually gettinghim as was asshole. Wow,

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Speaker 3: we get.

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Speaker 13: You.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot. It'll be the biggest.

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Speaker 1: Day of her lifel surf the Internet's if masic is

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Speaker 1: doing any smaller.

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Speaker 7: One Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You're actually pale stress, he is. He's actually changed pallor.

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00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 3: The thought of hanging over a couple of hundred bucks

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Speaker 3: for your beloved wife who grew and gave birth to

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Speaker 3: your son.

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00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 1: It's three hundred plus and bottle.

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00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 3: I've seen your Calloway bespoke tailor made clubs.

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00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: It works out for more than three dollars per.

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00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 3: Milliarly seriously put her money on meal. She would be

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Speaker 3: so happy.

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Speaker 1: It is definitely worth it. I just have trouble, trouble

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00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: doing the giving his money to Mason Cravelli for such

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Speaker 1: a small I.

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Speaker 3: Think it's Mason we pronouncing like Mason Cox the smell

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Speaker 3: American foot.

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Speaker 6: What have you spent on your golf clubs?

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Speaker 3: I just need It's not just that he's got all

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00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: this parafferna and he's got like matching outfits.

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00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 4: But you've got one of those nets in.

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00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 3: A back garden.

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00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: But that was only one hundred and twenty dollars. It

1156
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: is huge, huge, This is three hundred and fifty.

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Speaker 3: Say what she can treat your mama rights.

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Speaker 1: She's not my mother as well, she's body's mom. This

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Speaker 1: is coming out of kop.

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Speaker 3: Get Him was a new responsored water on the playground

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Speaker 3: this week to raise much needed funds. What's this for?

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Speaker 3: Is it the starving No, it's for my dad. This

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00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 3: is the Mason Clavelli Foundation, all right on the time

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Speaker 3: wasted to day for the best in Show, brilliant price

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Speaker 3: five hundred dollars best restaurant voucher. Jack could be trying

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Speaker 3: to win this.

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Speaker 4: Can you I read email?

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Speaker 3: Can I eat it? Mecca? Oh? Thanks to master Chef

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Speaker 3: tonight on Master Cheffer Challenge so difficult it will be

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Speaker 3: the mother of all de dessert seven thirty tonight on

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Speaker 3: ten and ten play good morning to Barb Christian. Years ago,

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Speaker 3: my son couldn't afford gifts for Christmas. A sort of

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00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 3: letter about what he valued about us, what he learned

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00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,280
Speaker 3: from us. It is to this day the most precious

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Speaker 3: gift I've ever received, so personal, I'll keep it forever, invaluable.

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Speaker 3: Hope all he can do a letter for you.

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Speaker 6: Patsy pressures on now, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: But just narrow it down so to do with your mum,

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Speaker 3: Perhaps he said about anything, it's not a Philly buster.

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00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 3: Alrighty today, then we're looking for your drink movies. It

1181
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Speaker 3: is World Beverage Week. What do you think the top

1182
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 3: five highest selling drinks in the world are?

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Speaker 1: Okay, te no no, that would be no no Hi.

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00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,720
Speaker 3: Starbucks coffee at number five. Starbucks make eight thousand coffees

1185
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 3: every single minute of the day. Coca Colar bang number one,

1186
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:50,839
Speaker 3: Pepsi number two.

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Speaker 6: Ites bottled water.

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00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 3: Water would be one of the biggest selling in the moment,

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00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 3: red Balls at number four, and then snow beer. Chinese

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Speaker 3: beer is it. Yeah, they love that snow beer. That's

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00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 3: why it's at number three. All right, So we're looking

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Speaker 3: for your drink movies like The Devil's Advocates, Silver Core Ingredient,

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00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 3: the Eggnog, Uncle Buck's Fizz, Gold, Bad Fanta Gold. We

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00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,839
Speaker 3: haven't had a dude, where's mine? Remember we can never

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00:55:23,960 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 3: move a dude. Where's one? We banned them, but I'm

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Speaker 3: bringing it back, bringing it back, dude, where's my Bacardies

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00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:39,359
Speaker 3: Moonrak is a great Bond movie? Whatton? All right, Jackie boy?

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Speaker 3: What have you got drink movies?

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Speaker 1: Tonic the Hedgehog, Oh yes, Silver, Phanta of the Opera.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's very good. Fans of the Opera at Gold.

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00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:53,319
Speaker 1: Juice almighty, yeah yeah, Silver, and Passioder of the christ.

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00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:55,320
Speaker 3: Yeah silver.

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00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:55,880
Speaker 1: All right?

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00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 3: What have you got them? Drink movies?

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Thanks to Master Chef for grabs today on the time

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Speaker 3: Waste of your drink movies five hundred dollar best Restaurant voucher.

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Speaker 4: Jack you ready to mark?

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Speaker 1: I'm ready If you are, I am ready.

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00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 3: A man called Blotto, Oh gold plus very movie. Tom

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Speaker 3: Hanks hammered Lee came up with that one very good

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00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 3: for strong start today to drink movies. Aiden's got tequila,

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Speaker 3: mocking Bird silver, Oppen Heineken gold came in about a

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Speaker 3: thousand times. Andrew, you're the first Beatle Booze silver plus.

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Speaker 4: My cousin VB.

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Speaker 3: That's very good word. I'm Paula Buris Whiskey Business Gold

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Speaker 3: Whiskey Bar called that there must be somewhere in the

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Speaker 3: world Last of the mojitos from GAB gold plus one

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Speaker 3: and Gab you me and Pepsi from One Eater Silver,

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Speaker 3: Gorillas in the sprits gold, who's that? Rachel World on

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Speaker 3: Goon in sixty seconds gold, Tiagan broke back Mountain Dew.

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Speaker 1: Gold just very good.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't they do a brand endorsement and spent off

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Speaker 3: some merch with that men wosteric Goat's milk silver. We

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Speaker 3: brought a goon Bronze. It's put the coon into the

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Speaker 3: Big Lobbyerski, the Big lob Beersky Silver. Weekend at Bundy's

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Speaker 3: Silver plus Missus Stout Fire gold, Night's wint and warm.

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Speaker 3: A pint of stout any given Bundy gold norailed us

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Speaker 3: very good, tang and cash gold. There's something about Bloody

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Speaker 3: Mary silver. The Hills have wines silver um and Dakaree gold.

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Speaker 3: These are very good today, Ben Hurl, is that too

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Speaker 3: much of Ben plus world? Paul Kung Fu, Panta gold

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Speaker 3: four x and a funeral gold. And when Harry met

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00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 3: slerp silver. So many golds today tough to picture just

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Speaker 3: one though. To win the five hundred dollar Best Restaurant

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Speaker 3: voucher thanks to.

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Speaker 1: Master Show How winner is Lee for a man called Blotto.

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Speaker 3: Man called Blotto straight away out the gates was a

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00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 3: very strong start.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's talk tomorrow's show today.

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Speaker 7: Leave it or not?

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Speaker 11: What are the yuds?

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Speaker 3: You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl

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Speaker 3: who married a Hunt? Who was with the Cheryl who

1245
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 3: married a Hunt?

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Speaker 7: As well?

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Speaker 3: Come and join us tomorrow every Wednesday? Will it for

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Speaker 3: your stories of coincidence and chance like these?

1249
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Speaker 9: I was singing flick my hair back, check my nails,

1250
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Speaker 9: I've slipped on the radio, and that same song was

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Speaker 9: on and the girls went.

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00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 11: Feeling good as hell.

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Speaker 8: My first husband happened to be born on the first

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Speaker 8: of the first seventy one at s Hospital. I divorced

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Speaker 8: him and miss a new Feller ten years later.

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Speaker 11: He was born on the first of the first.

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Speaker 8: Seventy one at Estdon Hospital as well.

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Speaker 12: Traveling around Victorian wine country is my father in law.

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Speaker 9: A while ago, the guy who was a winemaker.

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Speaker 11: Was serving us.

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Speaker 12: He used to be a carpenter.

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Speaker 5: Turned out that he was a carpenter who made the

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Speaker 5: rowing boat that my father in law rowed in the

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Speaker 5: nineteen fifty six Olympics and won a bronze medal.

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Speaker 3: In See we get the most incredible story. So you

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Speaker 3: can get in there early. If you want, email me

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Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. I have

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Speaker 3: one to kick us off. Early twenty four hours were

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Speaker 3: the main event. Yesterday. I had to go and pick

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Speaker 3: up from some random address. My wife just gave me

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Speaker 3: to go and pick up a secondhand oil heater for

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Speaker 3: our twenty roun year old daughter. She's arguing with the

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Speaker 3: housemates and them and they don't want to turn the

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Speaker 3: heating on. I said, I'll get you at all heater

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Speaker 3: as I'm going to paintless guy. The guy goes, you

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00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: came here about three months ago. Went I recognized this house.

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Speaker 3: I brought a secondhand giller team from the same address and.

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Speaker 4: The same guy seven weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: All right, so if you want to get in there

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Speaker 3: ready for tomorrow's show, email me Christian at christiano'connell dot

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Speaker 3: com dot au. We're back tomorrow. Thank you very much

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Speaker 3: for joining. So what are up to today? Enjoy your day.

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Speaker 3: We catch up with you tomorrow. Take care.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast