Speaker 1: All right, I'll hold it while you turn it on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the actress to Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane
Speaker 1: and Moira Major.
Speaker 2: How to Witch Bitch, Happy New Year, Happy New Witch Bitch.
Speaker 1: I welcome to twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Yes, Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane Season two, I
Speaker 2: know How to Witch Bitch.
Speaker 1: You would have thought this is our fiftieth episode.
Speaker 3: I've read it.
Speaker 1: How have we not fought more?
Speaker 2: Thank you to everybody who has listened, who subscribed, stream shared, commented,
Speaker 2: and joined us. In the first season of How to
Speaker 2: Wich we had some really cool guests. I'm around the world,
Speaker 2: which is very nice. I think we need to go
Speaker 2: more European this year. Yeah, I think if we've got
Speaker 2: anyone from europeho's listening, we'd love to have a chat
Speaker 2: with you. We've done sort of a bit of the
Speaker 2: States Italian War, Italian Witches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we want hardcore witches. Bitches up now.
Speaker 4: Also, Talesman. That's like a horn that's how do you
Speaker 4: get them? That's where you get horny from.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, Han you WITCHI friends as well, Becky Underscore
Speaker 2: seven four to two, Sarah Luise seventy seeks, Michelle Watkins
Speaker 2: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Tracy K.
Speaker 2: Davis loved the segment a couple of weeks ago where
Speaker 2: our friend Christo told us about some interesting coincidences that
Speaker 2: had happened after his father passed. That one keeps on
Speaker 2: coming up on my feed as well, and keep on
Speaker 2: finding it, just to the fact that one of the
Speaker 2: girls who was there when he passed was looking for
Speaker 2: a sign from him. Went to go and do a
Speaker 2: word puzzle, and the word puzzle was called looking for
Speaker 2: a Sign.
Speaker 1: Very very cool. I heard you've got some more on
Speaker 1: that too, so we might have to get him back.
Speaker 2: There is some more information on that as well. We
Speaker 2: will have to visit what's happened with Christo. We've also
Speaker 2: got mel Davis says, I was there the night at
Speaker 2: Glenn Gallen.
Speaker 1: What's this about, Michelle?
Speaker 4: Ah, okay, hey, mel So Glenn Gallon is a very
Speaker 4: haunted homestead near to Wombaka.
Speaker 1: And I was there.
Speaker 4: And they put a mask on me, they put headphones
Speaker 4: on me, and one of the other guests were in
Speaker 4: the other room.
Speaker 1: And Michelle yeah, yeah, and they.
Speaker 4: Were telling them the ghosts to touch me here, to
Speaker 4: touch me here, whatever, and yeah, And I was saying
Speaker 4: whether the ghost was touching me, but I was walking
Speaker 4: around and I was sensing and talking and talking to
Speaker 4: those that have gone on, telling everybody where they were,
Speaker 4: which was really cool.
Speaker 2: And Mel said that she was there that night, she
Speaker 2: didn't know who you were absolutely amazed as well.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Also Randall Randall lives in the US, wondering if you
Speaker 2: could explain shadow work and spirit guides and how to
Speaker 2: get started what does that mean?
Speaker 4: Shadow Work is an interesting thing. It's another another way
Speaker 4: to look at your traumatic experiences and to deal with them.
Speaker 4: So I often say that if you want to be
Speaker 4: a really good healer, you can't heal if you've got
Speaker 4: a lot of shit that you haven't healed yourself. So
Speaker 4: it's kind of like you need to go and work
Speaker 4: on yourself. So that's your shadows side, the dark side,
Speaker 4: the side of you that you don't like to deal with.
Speaker 4: And the more that you do that, the more that
Speaker 4: you can raise your own energy and actually be able
Speaker 4: to help others. So there's a lot of healers out
Speaker 4: there that are fantastic healers, and there's some that are
Speaker 4: out there that just still need to do a little
Speaker 4: bit more shadow work for themselves, right it's knowing thyself.
Speaker 1: A little bit more another episode about that view.
Speaker 4: There's a whole lot more to it as well. But
Speaker 4: I'm saying just in a little bit of a nutshell
Speaker 4: to start off with. But I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: I think you should look at how to work on
Speaker 4: your shadow self and do your shadow work.
Speaker 2: And also for this year, we are kicking this season
Speaker 2: off with a competition. You can win a full reading
Speaker 2: with our very own WITCHI Poop, so what you've got
Speaker 2: to do? You can actually join us on the podcast
Speaker 2: as well. You can have a chat with Michelle wherever
Speaker 2: you may be in the world, have a full reading
Speaker 2: as well. You would have heard her in action along
Speaker 2: the way, so you know that she is amazing. So
Speaker 2: we're going to choose our winner, probably very soon actually
Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks. We'd love to get your
Speaker 2: help getting the podcast out there and in return, so to
Speaker 2: be in the running, make sure that you've subscribe to
Speaker 2: how to.
Speaker 1: Witch Bitch on your favorite podcast.
Speaker 2: Of course, you have already comment on the pin post
Speaker 2: on either our Instagram or TikTok accounts to tell us
Speaker 2: the most important question or interesting question that you would
Speaker 2: like Michelle to delve into with you and then share
Speaker 2: that post with your friends. Yeah, definitely, it's very simple,
Speaker 2: very easy, and a chance to join us on the
Speaker 2: podcast and also get a full reading with Michelle.
Speaker 1: So good luck.
Speaker 2: Today's episode we are going to take a look at
Speaker 2: a weight loss spell. Even though we have absolutely no
Speaker 2: medical abilities in knowledge, we do not think of us
Speaker 2: as any form expert in this. But also with the
Speaker 2: Christmas obviously a lot of people like to restart the
Speaker 2: year fresh.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, at least the first three weeks. We always
Speaker 4: have the same way those days, let's what's your news?
Speaker 1: Resolution to lose weight?
Speaker 4: Okay, so that.
Speaker 1: Last and the next week we'll see you in the pit.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a look at that from a witches
Speaker 1: point of view, okay.
Speaker 4: And the other thing to disclaimer, this was the one
Speaker 4: that I put together with the knowledge that I have,
Speaker 4: because there is no such thing as a wheat loss spell.
Speaker 1: I have really not.
Speaker 4: I was looking and then I thought, you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm more of a file witch. And I was thinking, well,
Speaker 4: you know, and we were talking about the sea witch.
Speaker 4: What could you do the sea Witch? And I'm thinking, well,
Speaker 4: we're seventy percent water. And at the end of the day,
Speaker 4: what do they bang on about. To lose weight, you
Speaker 4: need to have a lot of water, and I never
Speaker 4: have time for water.
Speaker 1: So I thought, let's supercharge it. Okay, let's do that.
Speaker 4: Let's supercharge some water, and we can use our moon
Speaker 4: water for that as well.
Speaker 2: We're just a disclaimer. We don't know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: Okay, So this is going to be a supercharged water.
Speaker 4: So lemon is known for boosting metabolism and aiding digestion.
Speaker 4: Cucumber helps with hydration.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't touch it there. Oh my god, I just
Speaker 1: realized it's like a big ten minutes.
Speaker 3: I just put it together and didn't even think about it.
Speaker 3: Oh my water.
Speaker 1: Oh god, an I mean a goodness me to cut
Speaker 1: that back. Oh that's so funny. Alright, okay, good, okay.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: So mint aids a suggestion rather than.
Speaker 1: Rather than digestion, because it is a suggestion.
Speaker 4: So ginger has anti inflammatory, which is really good for
Speaker 4: stabilizing that blood.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon that stabilizes your blood.
Speaker 4: It's also really good for metal metabol metabol meta you say, I.
Speaker 1: Can't say.
Speaker 4: Because of this penis is there sorry, okay, well you're
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go through everything. I can't touch it now.
Speaker 1: You had your handle over it for that said minute.
Speaker 4: And you have berries which are really good. They're low
Speaker 4: in calories and high in antioxidants. And we've got the
Speaker 4: apple cider vinegar as well, which is an appetite suppressant.
Speaker 1: So and hang on, this has got mother in it.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's God. That just means it's raw. So
Speaker 4: it's raw vinegar.
Speaker 1: This stuff doesn't taste good.
Speaker 4: No, we want to put a little bit in, but
Speaker 4: it aids with digestion, it speeds up the metabolism, and.
Speaker 1: It's just got lots of littles of cool things.
Speaker 4: In fact, I actually have everything it has in here
Speaker 4: for you because it's great stuff.
Speaker 1: Is every chance is going to make someone put themselves,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Well I've lost two kilos by putting doing this.
Speaker 4: And I have it's very good at detoxingself, of course, detoxing.
Speaker 1: As you myself.
Speaker 4: But I feel fabulous. Obviously my libido is getting back.
Speaker 4: Considering that we've got this nice little peanalo rather large beta.
Speaker 1: Maybe would do it hexing of you know, Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1: Will you do these cucumbers with it? You just stick
Speaker 1: things in them?
Speaker 3: We'll do that.
Speaker 1: That's another episode right there. Hexting a penis, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: make your shrivel up. That's not very nice. It's not
Speaker 1: very nice, is it. I've never done it. I would
Speaker 1: never do that. Oh you've done it?
Speaker 2: So have it?
Speaker 1: Comes the bitch in which all right, what are we
Speaker 1: to do?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's start. So the first thing, and also to.
Speaker 4: This, mother is really good for reducing fat and storing fat,
Speaker 4: so aids with digestion as well.
Speaker 1: So everything he is really really healthy. Have it in
Speaker 1: the morning. Fantastic. So what we want to do throughout this.
Speaker 4: Yes, So what you want to say is lemon bright
Speaker 4: and ginger fire bring me energy and inspire. Cucumber cool
Speaker 4: and mint so green help me feel light and lean
Speaker 4: very sweet, and cinnamon's charm balance my body, do no harm.
Speaker 4: With each sip, I feel renewed towards my goals, steadfast
Speaker 4: and true like you already.
Speaker 1: What we're going to do is going to put the
Speaker 1: lime in the goodness. There's no lime there. Did you
Speaker 1: know that?
Speaker 3: They're yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I even sent a thank goodness, thank you,
Speaker 4: to Nicole Kibben on her page. She oh, and I
Speaker 4: also found out that the last witch that they actually
Speaker 4: had for the last one blackmailed them and also was
Speaker 4: charging them an absolute fortune.
Speaker 1: So if you're looking for an ethical witch, my darling,
Speaker 1: I'm here who will still charge you in absolute fortune?
Speaker 1: Up with the lime in the No, no, no, I
Speaker 1: work for free and cocktails. Yeah? Nice? Nice, I don't
Speaker 1: All right, what are we to do?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: First we get to chop at the lemon. No, we
Speaker 1: didn't get a ball. No no, no, we're going to use this. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to use this. We're going to take all
Speaker 1: this off. Now.
Speaker 4: Remember the moonwater, So we did an episode on moonwater.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure when we did the episode on the Moonwater.
Speaker 1: There was a full moon, probably yep. So how much lemon? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you just want to put the juice of a lemon?
Speaker 1: They the whole lemon?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we want we want lots. We want to
Speaker 1: This purifies the blood. It's going to make it absolutely
Speaker 1: pep and pants.
Speaker 4: And you're going to start doing this with me, right,
Speaker 4: we're going to do it together. The yeah, in four
Speaker 4: weeks and everybody else is going to come along and start.
Speaker 4: If you want to start this journey, start the journey
Speaker 4: and we'll see who lives.
Speaker 1: That's okay, we're gonna And then you want to.
Speaker 4: Put as many blueberries as you like. You can use
Speaker 4: strawberries too, if you prefer strawberries.
Speaker 1: It just depends on good for any Oxiden's brilliant for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, little one, A little bit of rasberries and with
Speaker 4: the mother. Yep, you want to put probably a tablespoon
Speaker 4: of that.
Speaker 1: In tablespoon of mother. You got to cut You've got
Speaker 1: to cut your cucumber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you cut your cumber, mate.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cuting the queue cumber. So if we were
Speaker 1: to do doing this seriously.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you could even put some ice in
Speaker 4: there too if you want it to Remember, we are
Speaker 4: using the moonwater, and that moonwater went out in the
Speaker 4: Gemini last Gemini Moon, which is really good, which aids communication,
Speaker 4: so that it's going to make you communicate, baby.
Speaker 1: With your ass? What are we great? What have you
Speaker 1: got the other? I love you? Okay? Okay, So this
Speaker 1: comes from your garden, Yes, this did. Yes, it's all
Speaker 1: dirt on it.
Speaker 4: It's okay, it's good for your dirt AIDS aid AIDS.
Speaker 1: We don't say that aids with great things.
Speaker 2: And yeah, shooting yourself because you put dirt on it
Speaker 2: and on that.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no no no, I've washed it.
Speaker 1: Sure you not feel it. It's I don't want to
Speaker 1: feel it. It's been washed. Okay, feel You're ready about
Speaker 1: the other stuff. Okay, So we want to put a
Speaker 1: Oh do you like ginger? Not really? Okay, well in
Speaker 1: that case, just put half a tea spoon in. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's very good for your ginger, really good. I love ginger. Chocolate. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is good. That is good.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: When I used to eat chocolate, it was great. And
Speaker 1: what's this yeah, bit of cinnamon. And then you're going
Speaker 1: to mix it with the moonwater.
Speaker 4: With the moonwater, which I also had out with the dirt. No,
Speaker 4: this one I actually had with roast quartz, your favorite.
Speaker 1: My favorite? Yeah? Okay, how much it's enough? Two glasses worth?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Two glasses?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 1: We're both going to try some hooting in that love.
Speaker 1: Love is floating in that big peana penis.
Speaker 2: Can we just say once again, we have absolutely no
Speaker 2: idea what we're doing.
Speaker 1: No, this is not a medical thing. This is not at.
Speaker 1: Where's the lid gone? Where's the top of the lead?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Bring the lead?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 3: All right, I'll hold it while you turn it on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby the actress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, a little bit brown?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, all right, you're ready to rock and roll.
Speaker 1: It's so good. All right, now, this stuff will get
Speaker 1: you going. It's got lots of clear exit. You're litericuliz
Speaker 1: you do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, we know what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's chunky.
Speaker 3: You need to put Marien.
Speaker 1: This is just for a test run.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, what's the thing you gotta say again?
Speaker 1: What's the down the fucking at?
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 1: And don't wait for god, I'm crying. You're ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is really selling it.
Speaker 1: It's just junk. Actually that's my eyes. It's actually really good. Good.
Speaker 1: All you need is a little bit more. You need
Speaker 1: to blend her heart.
Speaker 5: M hm.
Speaker 1: Oh cheers. Once again, this is not all right. I'll
Speaker 1: just TUNEO through this. Yeah you have instantly.
Speaker 2: Next week we're going to chat to a mortician and
Speaker 2: a medium, which is very very cool, don't forget.
Speaker 4: As well as because of our weight loss.
Speaker 1: That extreme that's good needs more blending. Make sure as well.
Speaker 2: If you want to get a reading with Michelle, you
Speaker 2: can head along to our Instagram.
Speaker 1: Or TikTok pages.
Speaker 2: Check out the pinned post, comment share good luck luck
Speaker 2: in so many have I yet?
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. Okay, let's check the stars. Aries.
Speaker 4: This week, Aries, you'll feel a burst of energy as
Speaker 4: a new year begins. Use your momentum to launch new projects,
Speaker 4: to revisit goals. Your focus and determination will be on
Speaker 4: an all time high, leading to success in your endeavors. Taurus,
Speaker 4: this week may start off a little bit slow, but
Speaker 4: that's okay. It's an ideal time for reflection and planning
Speaker 4: your year ahead. Midweek, you'll find clarity and personal relationships,
Speaker 4: leading into a deeper understanding with loved ones.
Speaker 1: Gemini.
Speaker 4: Communication is key this week, so Gemini, you'll find yourself
Speaker 4: networking and forming new connections that will prove beneficial throughout
Speaker 4: this year. Stay open to different perspectives as they might
Speaker 4: inspire new ideas. Cancer focus on finding balance between work
Speaker 4: and personal life. This week is perfect for setting boundaries
Speaker 4: and prioritizing self care. Embrace opportunities for rest and relaxation,
Speaker 4: allowing you to recharge for the year ahead. Leo This
Speaker 4: week is all about creativity, so let your artistic spirit
Speaker 4: shine and don't be afraid to express yourself boldly. New
Speaker 4: projects or hobbies started now can bring joy and satisfaction
Speaker 4: throughout the year. Rgo, take stock of your achievements from
Speaker 4: the past year and set realistic goals for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4: Your attention to detail and organizational skills will serve you well.
Speaker 4: Collaborations with colleagues might bring unexpected opportunities.
Speaker 1: Libra. Balance is the theme this week. Libra.
Speaker 4: You'll find success in both personal and professional areas by
Speaker 4: staying adaptable and open minded. New friendships or partnerships may blossom,
Speaker 4: offering fresh perspectives. Scorpio, this week will bring emotional insights,
Speaker 4: so reflections on relationships of how you want to nurture
Speaker 4: them further. Trust your intuition and don't shy away from
Speaker 4: expressing your feelings for those who matter. Sagittarius, a venture awaits,
Speaker 4: whether planning a trip or simply learning something new. This
Speaker 4: week brings opportunity for growth. Embraced excitement of the unknown
Speaker 4: and let it expand your horizons. Capricorn. Capricorns will find
Speaker 4: the ambition amplified this week, so use this drive to
Speaker 4: make headway in your career. All your personal goals stay
Speaker 4: grounded and focused, and remembered that persistence will lead to
Speaker 4: impressive results.
Speaker 1: Aquarius.
Speaker 4: Social interactions will be center stage for aquariuses this week.
Speaker 4: Engage with your community as this could lead to significant
Speaker 4: support and collaboration in the future. Let your humanitarian instincts
Speaker 4: guide you. PI seats spend the week nurturing your inner world.
Speaker 4: Creativity and imagination will flow, providing you with inspiration for
Speaker 4: personal projects or hobbies. Meditational quiet reflection is needed this
Speaker 4: week for.
Speaker 1: You as well, and that's your stuff.
Speaker 4: Good work podcasts