Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: Hello everyone, Welcome, Hello everybody.
Speaker 4: I mean Friday girls. Are you feeling it? What are
Speaker 4: you feeling the Friday fields?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 4: I just asked you.
Speaker 2: I also hate that you guys call it Friday when
Speaker 2: it's friya.
Speaker 1: It's like the best day of the week.
Speaker 4: My five year old calls it frya.
Speaker 1: Is that because for me?
Speaker 3: I don't know Annie Brittany does call it frya. Actually,
Speaker 3: speaking of that, So, I was driving into work today
Speaker 3: and I have a rule in our family which is
Speaker 3: that the kids are not allowed to eat yogurt in
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 4: It never goes well.
Speaker 3: And they've got those little like yogurt pouches. Anyway, rule
Speaker 3: was My rule was broken on what it was like
Speaker 3: Thursday yesterday, and I'm driving in this morning and I
Speaker 3: was like, god, it kind of smells him car.
Speaker 4: What does it smell of?
Speaker 3: And then I turned around, looked behind the seats and
Speaker 3: the youngest of the children has painted entirely the back
Speaker 3: of the passenger seat with yogurt that's now like solidified.
Speaker 4: It looks like it's just covered in white clay.
Speaker 1: We can use our imagination.
Speaker 4: Laura chalk chalk, No, sorry.
Speaker 3: It's just disgusting. It's disgusting. So now I have the seats.
Speaker 3: It's like plastic, but it's like textured plastic at the
Speaker 3: back of the seat like that, Like well, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like kind of got a plastic sick.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just know that.
Speaker 3: Like I'm finishing work on a Friday and I have
Speaker 3: to get back into my car and then go and
Speaker 3: clean out the yogurt that they have like intentionally painted
Speaker 3: the back of the seat with after I said, don't do.
Speaker 4: You, Maddie j to do it. That's what he's for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just pretend I didn't notice it for as
Speaker 3: long as possib until someone else cleans it up.
Speaker 4: Honey, why does the casting vomit?
Speaker 3: That's how I do with most things in life, just
Speaker 3: ignore it till someone else does it.
Speaker 1: Well, guys, we have a huge show coming up today.
Speaker 2: But I want to tell you something after the break,
Speaker 2: something that embarrassed me yesterday. I don't get embarrassed easily.
Speaker 2: A lot of you know that, like it's very very
Speaker 2: hard to push me to my limits. But my dog
Speaker 2: Delilah yesterday, she brought me to my knees in a way.
Speaker 2: She embarrassed me so badly at the hairdresser that I
Speaker 2: don't think I can return.
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating that either. I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's next on the pickup.
Speaker 2: I need to talk about my dog, Delilah.
Speaker 4: I am never a great way to start a sentience
Speaker 4: on the shows. She's done something.
Speaker 2: I love my dog so much. Anyone that knows knows.
Speaker 2: She's like my best friend. We're attached to the hip.
Speaker 2: We do everything together. But yesterday she embarrassed me more
Speaker 2: than I've ever been embarrassed in public before, like with her,
Speaker 2: and I don't get embarrassed easily. But I was at
Speaker 2: the hairdresser, and the hairdresser for me takes hours.
Speaker 1: So she comes with me so I don't have to
Speaker 1: leave her at home locked up. So she comes.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves us. She runs a mark. Everyone's patting her
Speaker 2: and playing with us. She's just like it's like a
Speaker 2: free dog. Right.
Speaker 1: I didn't tire up at the hairdresser. She just lives
Speaker 1: her best life.
Speaker 4: She just roams around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I was I was sitting you know,
Speaker 2: you're looking in the mirror, like when you're at the hairdressers,
Speaker 2: and I could see in the reflection. There was a
Speaker 2: group of the girls, like the workers, sort of at
Speaker 2: the back end of the shop, and they were like
Speaker 2: whispering and laughing and talking and looking over and looking around.
Speaker 1: It was all very awkward, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: what are they doing.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, they must be we're just like
Speaker 2: talking about someone in the store that they don't want
Speaker 2: to hear, because that's why you'd be like huddled together. Anyway,
Speaker 2: more people come over and there's a bit of laughs
Speaker 2: and awkwardness, and I was like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: And then one of the girls comes over to me
Speaker 2: and she says, oh, did Delilah bring a toy today?
Speaker 1: Like did you bring a toy for Delilah?
Speaker 4: And I was like what.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, should I have. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think she's got a toy, like over at the salem.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to figure out whose toy it is.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what are you talking about? They're like,
Speaker 2: can you come and see? I was like this is
Speaker 2: so weird. Anyway, walkover and in the middle of this
Speaker 2: salon and now this is a lush salon. I'm talking
Speaker 2: like marbled flows. Everything's white, everything's custom made, like this
Speaker 2: is high end. In the middle of the salon, Delilah
Speaker 2: has gone into my bag and she's taken out this
Speaker 2: little satchel that I've got.
Speaker 1: Somehow she's opened to the satchel.
Speaker 2: And she's flinging around my period cup, my menstrual cup.
Speaker 2: She throws it to herself like a ball, so she
Speaker 2: throws her head back across the salon. My period cup
Speaker 2: was flying through the air. Then she goes and chases it,
Speaker 2: putting it at people's feet, wanting them to throw it
Speaker 2: for like a ball. Because she takes her toy around
Speaker 2: like it was mortifying and it was an old cup.
Speaker 4: Let me said. I don't want to go into too
Speaker 4: much detail, but it was this was not That's probably
Speaker 4: why she was attracted this. She was a cup that
Speaker 4: you wear during your menstrual cycle. Yeah, it catches the
Speaker 4: flow and it was clean.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, she didn't pull it out of me, but
Speaker 2: I was so embarrassed because I had to say, yes,
Speaker 2: that's mine and pick it up in front of everyone.
Speaker 4: If you haven't seen one, they're very bulboused.
Speaker 3: They kind of look a little bit like a ball
Speaker 3: and I'm guessing being silicon quite I don't know bounce around.
Speaker 5: Have you ever watched Shark Week when a great white's
Speaker 5: playing with a seal call?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say Shark Week, we were talking about period cuts.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, but it kind of picks up a ceil
Speaker 5: and throws it in the air, and I can just
Speaker 5: imagine this little rubber toy bouncing around, this bougie hair dress.
Speaker 2: Well, the worst part was she'd had it for quite
Speaker 2: a while before anyone noticed. And there's a back area
Speaker 2: and it's clear, right, it's clear plastic, So she'd gone
Speaker 2: outside with it. So it was full of dirt. It
Speaker 2: was dirty, you know, And I was like trying to
Speaker 2: explain to someone. I was like, that's not me, that's like,
Speaker 2: that's obviously soil.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. That has out of my body.
Speaker 5: I was mortified that dog. That dog officially needs to go.
Speaker 4: No, she does not need to go. But please very dramatic,
Speaker 4: I reckon.
Speaker 2: There are so many stories like this, so please call
Speaker 2: up tell us if you have had something happen, like
Speaker 2: if your dog or your animal has mortified you like
Speaker 2: I was yesterday, call.
Speaker 1: Up and let us know.
Speaker 4: Your kids can embarrass you. But then.
Speaker 3: My kids don't embarrass me. I love my kids. Most
Speaker 3: people do love their kids.
Speaker 4: Most people love your kids. Do They're quite famous? All right,
Speaker 4: your call's next on the pickup.
Speaker 5: If you're just tuning in, we know the story of
Speaker 5: Brits dog Delilah terrorizing her at the hair cell on
Speaker 5: you And what is a pixie dick of.
Speaker 1: What's a period cup?
Speaker 4: Period cup? It's a pixie cup. I thought it was
Speaker 4: you called it a pixie dix.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I thought you were talking about the hairdresser. The
Speaker 3: name of the hair dresser. Anyway, we're talking about like
Speaker 3: how has your animal embarrassed you? And I had completely
Speaker 3: forgotten this brit You just reminded me of it in
Speaker 3: the break. But recently I've got a massive dog, like
Speaker 3: he's like forty kilos, right, but he's only got three legs.
Speaker 3: And I was crossing the road at a pedestrian crossing
Speaker 3: and I was like, he was behind me on the lead,
Speaker 3: and then he stopped and started like pulling on me in.
Speaker 4: The pedestrian crossing. I was like, what are you doing anyway?
Speaker 3: Cars Like it's like a busy street pedestrian crossing. All
Speaker 3: the cars have stopped. He stopped in the middle of
Speaker 3: the pedestrian crossing to do a dump. And guess who
Speaker 3: didn't have a poopy bag?
Speaker 4: I had no bag.
Speaker 3: I had nothing because I was only going from the
Speaker 3: vet back to the car. I was literally just crossing
Speaker 3: the road, so he didn't well, he had been on
Speaker 3: the anathezure so it was very running. He just did
Speaker 3: it all over the road and then anyway, I had
Speaker 3: to go back and I had to try and find
Speaker 3: a bag. I had to clean it up. By then
Speaker 3: it had been squished by the cars. It's terrific.
Speaker 1: It gets worse.
Speaker 4: So I thought nothing more of it. I was like,
Speaker 4: that was embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Glad that's over, Get to work on Monday, go into
Speaker 3: Life on Cut, which is a podcast at Britain I
Speaker 3: do together.
Speaker 4: And who was it?
Speaker 3: There was in a car that had been held up
Speaker 3: by my dog stopping to do a poop.
Speaker 4: One of our listeners.
Speaker 3: Had seen me in the middle of the of the
Speaker 3: bloody pedestrian crossing, scrambling around trying to drag my dog off.
Speaker 4: The road like an idiot. And you had a photo
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was alayrassing.
Speaker 4: We've got Nicole, how did your dog embarrass you?
Speaker 6: I was at a beautiful, beautiful beach with my lovely
Speaker 6: boy dog thee and he decided to lift his leg
Speaker 6: and he directly on a lady's leg.
Speaker 4: On a leg. That's happened to the best of us.
Speaker 1: No, it hasn't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my dog does that a little hamish. My dog
Speaker 5: hamish peace on absolutely anything.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 4: He's been on babies before. Yeah, baby's lying on the ground,
Speaker 4: baby land on the crowd.
Speaker 3: It's maybe a sleep on ground, baby sleep on the
Speaker 3: carpet and baby blankets.
Speaker 1: I just like the path or something.
Speaker 4: They're not they're our family members. Just their marking their
Speaker 4: territory like that. They're like, that's mine. No, they don't.
Speaker 1: We on humans. It's not a normal thing.
Speaker 4: Did you apologize to the woman, Nicole?
Speaker 6: I was a little bit too far away, so I
Speaker 6: just kind of salked off into the into the sand dunes.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I like that tactic. It's the pretend like
Speaker 4: it's not my dog tactic. How did your dog embarrass you?
Speaker 6: So I went to use my adult toy and then
Speaker 6: I decided to have a shower, and then I walked
Speaker 6: back in the low room and my dog.
Speaker 1: I ate my adult toys. That was probably attraction to yu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go with that.
Speaker 4: Such a waste of money. Did it destroy it?
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it was fully destroyed.
Speaker 6: It was like two hundred and twenty two dollars.
Speaker 3: And then I went back to the store and I
Speaker 3: was like, can you replace this?
Speaker 4: I got the phone too far?
Speaker 1: Yes, A.
Speaker 4: Jokes have to punchlines. Yeah, Can we just move on
Speaker 4: next time the show something?
Speaker 6: Thanks?
Speaker 4: Beck, appreciate you. No, we're not. I've got Mitch's pictures
Speaker 4: to do. Don't you try to cut off.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 5: I haven't noticed. Hasn't been on for three weeks. It
Speaker 5: was meant to be every fortnight, and now it's been
Speaker 5: pushed to every three.
Speaker 4: Weeks because every time you got to do it.
Speaker 1: Laura's like, that's a wrap.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 5: I've got some great ideas that I believe will reinvent
Speaker 5: the pick up, and I'm going to pitch them to
Speaker 5: you girls next.
Speaker 4: To end the week.
Speaker 5: We need to save the best till lass. That's what
Speaker 5: they say in the industry. At the end of the show,
Speaker 5: before you go home, you put the best content.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's saying that because it's his segment.
Speaker 4: No, it is my segment. But that's not why I'm
Speaker 4: saying it. Shut up time for this.
Speaker 5: I have a bunch of ideas, more ideas than really
Speaker 5: anyone in the whole industry, and now I put them
Speaker 5: into a note section on my phone in the app,
Speaker 5: and I pitched them to you girls.
Speaker 4: Every used to be two weeks, but now it's been
Speaker 4: bumped to three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's because these are all the ideas that don't
Speaker 3: normally make it onto the show, so we had to
Speaker 3: consolidate them into one small little morsel. Well, you have
Speaker 3: to make you feel like you're bringing.
Speaker 4: Something like I'm being hurt.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't surprise me if this doesn't even air, you just
Speaker 5: got to turn the satellite off.
Speaker 4: Actually, give me run of Laura talking about her.
Speaker 5: Kids on Matt talking about a wedding again.
Speaker 4: Guys, the dummy fairies coming this weekend.
Speaker 1: Mitch, please enlighten us with Mitch's pictures.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, Britt, I will here we go.
Speaker 5: Is bar soap so back?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 4: It's not, I have Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean. Someone
Speaker 3: wants said that to me when I was at a
Speaker 3: public toilet and Laurie, you wash your feet, sink you
Speaker 3: can't talk. I remember going to a public toilet and
Speaker 3: there was like bar soap in the little disholder and
Speaker 3: I went to use it, and this person who I
Speaker 3: don't know who they were, just turned to me and went.
Speaker 4: Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean. I don't think.
Speaker 1: We're in a public toilet. I think we're just in
Speaker 1: our home.
Speaker 4: I mean in a house, and that person was definitely
Speaker 4: a polter geist.
Speaker 5: I'm more mean in your shower, it just gets in
Speaker 5: all the nooks and crannies. You can shove at places,
Speaker 5: you can lather it at last forever.
Speaker 3: You don't take the soap into the nooks and crannies.
Speaker 3: You just lather up your hands and wash with your hands.
Speaker 3: You don't put the bar in your butt, the soap
Speaker 3: into your bump.
Speaker 4: I do I put the whole bar up there. What
Speaker 4: do you do?
Speaker 3: You just lather your hands up and then wash with
Speaker 3: your hands, eye wash with the bar under my arms,
Speaker 3: but it doesn't go to the butt.
Speaker 5: I've got many other ideas. You can't spend it all
Speaker 5: on bar soa, but clearly that's a winner, all right?
Speaker 5: Is baby corn purely made for tie dishes?
Speaker 1: I have baby corn in front of me right now
Speaker 1: in a salad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, salads, salads very like contemporary Aussie Yeah, yeah whatever.
Speaker 4: I can't speak baby corn. You just never seen anything.
Speaker 1: Else other than district No you do?
Speaker 3: Corn has nom and where has it come from? Is
Speaker 3: it just the corn when it's a baby. They just
Speaker 3: take it out before it's had time to mature.
Speaker 4: That ethical.
Speaker 5: All right? QR code menus done, they're out. I don't
Speaker 5: want to go to another restaurant and have someone say
Speaker 5: to me scan the QR code to order.
Speaker 4: No lazy.
Speaker 5: But I don't want to get my phone out at
Speaker 5: a restaurant. I want to clock off and talk to
Speaker 5: my nearest and dearest. I don't want to scroll them
Speaker 5: many and order online.
Speaker 1: That's a load of rubbish.
Speaker 2: You'd be influencing and taking photos of your food the
Speaker 2: whole time, coming from you.
Speaker 5: That's rich, miss Degus station twelve course meal, thank you ad.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 3: That's true, But also I disagree because I love I
Speaker 3: love a QR code.
Speaker 4: I just don't think that if you're.
Speaker 3: Doing the QR code at a restaurant, I think it's
Speaker 3: a bit cheeky to ask for a tip like you
Speaker 3: didn't actually serve me.
Speaker 4: So I served myself. I ticked.
Speaker 2: My set is about tips. No, we just want a
Speaker 2: QR code. You can sit down, you can order with
Speaker 2: it and chose seconds. You don't need to wait around,
Speaker 2: you don't have to rely on I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it. I like it.
Speaker 5: Real estate agents need to cut to the chase with
Speaker 5: the pricing on the listings, price on request, auction only, Like.
Speaker 4: Shut up, how many? I'm just looking at the moment.
Speaker 4: There's not a real you in that's been real you
Speaker 4: in price on request. Just tell me, bitch.
Speaker 2: I have a hack for that. I have a way
Speaker 2: around that. Yeah yeah, real estate agent's gonna hate me
Speaker 2: if I say it.
Speaker 4: Say it.
Speaker 2: There's an extension that you download on Google Chrome.
Speaker 1: I've got it. You download it.
Speaker 2: There is never again ever is there something a house
Speaker 2: that pops up with no house price?
Speaker 1: Every single thing has a price. How does it do it?
Speaker 1: I'll show you after the break.
Speaker 2: What's it called Google Property Extent Extension. It's like an
Speaker 2: extension you download on Google Chrome.
Speaker 4: There you go, all right.
Speaker 3: Most people are not not out there googling that many property.
Speaker 4: No, they're not.
Speaker 5: Is the small trolley superior to the big trolley. When
Speaker 5: you grocery shop, you know how there's like the baby trolley,
Speaker 5: and then there's the adult trolley, which is big and
Speaker 5: like for a full mum shop.
Speaker 4: But the half trolley is like a couple of items.
Speaker 4: It's shallow and it's higher. I love it superior, It's nicer.
Speaker 3: I'm with a deep trolley, like a deep trolley, and
Speaker 3: I like to have the kid's seat.
Speaker 4: So I'm good. What I think? I know where that
Speaker 4: was going, and I tried to shot myself.
Speaker 2: My friend and I had to watch very much what happened.
Speaker 2: His boyfriend's young.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, he's mid twenties, but I love him.
Speaker 4: Were going on, Okay, it's Mitch pitchbackfone.
Speaker 3: No, look, there were some good talking points in there.
Speaker 3: I like the QR code one felt passionate about that.
Speaker 3: The rest of them not so much. All right, well
Speaker 3: that's why I'd be back next with it next week
Speaker 3: in about three months.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's down. It's like a blue mood. Have a
Speaker 4: good weekend.
Speaker 3: Everybody will and Wood are gonna be driving you guys home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll see you on Monday. See you.
Speaker 1: I enjoy a weekend chat out see you guys,