WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Britt's dog ate WHAT from her handbag? 🤢

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello everyone, Welcome, Hello everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean Friday girls. Are you feeling it? What are

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<v Speaker 4>you feeling the Friday fields?

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<v Speaker 2>Good?

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<v Speaker 4>I just asked you.

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<v Speaker 2>I also hate that you guys call it Friday when

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<v Speaker 2>it's friya.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the best day of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>My five year old calls it frya.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that because for me?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know Annie Brittany does call it frya. Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>speaking of that, So, I was driving into work today

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<v Speaker 3>and I have a rule in our family which is

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<v Speaker 3>that the kids are not allowed to eat yogurt in

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<v Speaker 3>the car.

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<v Speaker 4>It never goes well.

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<v Speaker 3>And they've got those little like yogurt pouches. Anyway, rule

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<v Speaker 3>was My rule was broken on what it was like

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<v Speaker 3>Thursday yesterday, and I'm driving in this morning and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, god, it kind of smells him car.

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<v Speaker 4>What does it smell of?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I turned around, looked behind the seats and

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<v Speaker 3>the youngest of the children has painted entirely the back

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<v Speaker 3>of the passenger seat with yogurt that's now like solidified.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like it's just covered in white clay.

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<v Speaker 1>We can use our imagination.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura chalk chalk, No, sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just disgusting. It's disgusting. So now I have the seats.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like plastic, but it's like textured plastic at the

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<v Speaker 3>back of the seat like that, Like well, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>like kind of got a plastic sick.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I just know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm finishing work on a Friday and I have

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<v Speaker 3>to get back into my car and then go and

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<v Speaker 3>clean out the yogurt that they have like intentionally painted

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<v Speaker 3>the back of the seat with after I said, don't do.

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<v Speaker 4>You, Maddie j to do it. That's what he's for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll just pretend I didn't notice it for as

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<v Speaker 3>long as possib until someone else cleans it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Honey, why does the casting vomit?

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I do with most things in life, just

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<v Speaker 3>ignore it till someone else does it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, guys, we have a huge show coming up today.

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<v Speaker 2>But I want to tell you something after the break,

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<v Speaker 2>something that embarrassed me yesterday. I don't get embarrassed easily.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of you know that, like it's very very

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<v Speaker 2>hard to push me to my limits. But my dog

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<v Speaker 2>Delilah yesterday, she brought me to my knees in a way.

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<v Speaker 2>She embarrassed me so badly at the hairdresser that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I can return.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not exaggerating that either. I'm not exaggerating.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to talk about my dog, Delilah.

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<v Speaker 4>I am never a great way to start a sentience

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<v Speaker 4>on the shows. She's done something.

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<v Speaker 2>I love my dog so much. Anyone that knows knows.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like my best friend. We're attached to the hip.

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<v Speaker 2>We do everything together. But yesterday she embarrassed me more

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<v Speaker 2>than I've ever been embarrassed in public before, like with her,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't get embarrassed easily. But I was at

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<v Speaker 2>the hairdresser, and the hairdresser for me takes hours.

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<v Speaker 1>So she comes with me so I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>leave her at home locked up. So she comes.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone loves us. She runs a mark. Everyone's patting her

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<v Speaker 2>and playing with us. She's just like it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>free dog. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tire up at the hairdresser. She just lives

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<v Speaker 1>her best life.

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<v Speaker 4>She just roams around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And so I was I was sitting you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you're looking in the mirror, like when you're at the hairdressers,

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<v Speaker 2>and I could see in the reflection. There was a

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<v Speaker 2>group of the girls, like the workers, sort of at

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<v Speaker 2>the back end of the shop, and they were like

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<v Speaker 2>whispering and laughing and talking and looking over and looking around.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all very awkward, and I was like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what are they doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, they must be we're just like

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<v Speaker 2>talking about someone in the store that they don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear, because that's why you'd be like huddled together. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>more people come over and there's a bit of laughs

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<v Speaker 2>and awkwardness, and I was like, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>And then one of the girls comes over to me

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<v Speaker 2>and she says, oh, did Delilah bring a toy today?

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<v Speaker 1>Like did you bring a toy for Delilah?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like what.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, should I have. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's got a toy, like over at the salem.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just trying to figure out whose toy it is.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what are you talking about? They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>can you come and see? I was like this is

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<v Speaker 2>so weird. Anyway, walkover and in the middle of this

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<v Speaker 2>salon and now this is a lush salon. I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>like marbled flows. Everything's white, everything's custom made, like this

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<v Speaker 2>is high end. In the middle of the salon, Delilah

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<v Speaker 2>has gone into my bag and she's taken out this

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<v Speaker 2>little satchel that I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Somehow she's opened to the satchel.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's flinging around my period cup, my menstrual cup.

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<v Speaker 2>She throws it to herself like a ball, so she

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<v Speaker 2>throws her head back across the salon. My period cup

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<v Speaker 2>was flying through the air. Then she goes and chases it,

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<v Speaker 2>putting it at people's feet, wanting them to throw it

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<v Speaker 2>for like a ball. Because she takes her toy around

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<v Speaker 2>like it was mortifying and it was an old cup.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me said. I don't want to go into too

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<v Speaker 4>much detail, but it was this was not That's probably

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<v Speaker 4>why she was attracted this. She was a cup that

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<v Speaker 4>you wear during your menstrual cycle. Yeah, it catches the

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<v Speaker 4>flow and it was clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, she didn't pull it out of me, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was so embarrassed because I had to say, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's mine and pick it up in front of everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>If you haven't seen one, they're very bulboused.

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<v Speaker 3>They kind of look a little bit like a ball

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm guessing being silicon quite I don't know bounce around.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you ever watched Shark Week when a great white's

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<v Speaker 5>playing with a seal call?

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't say Shark Week, we were talking about period cuts.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, but it kind of picks up a ceil

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<v Speaker 5>and throws it in the air, and I can just

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<v Speaker 5>imagine this little rubber toy bouncing around, this bougie hair dress.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the worst part was she'd had it for quite

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<v Speaker 2>a while before anyone noticed. And there's a back area

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<v Speaker 2>and it's clear, right, it's clear plastic, So she'd gone

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<v Speaker 2>outside with it. So it was full of dirt. It

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<v Speaker 2>was dirty, you know, And I was like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>explain to someone. I was like, that's not me, that's like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's obviously soil.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't. That has out of my body.

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<v Speaker 5>I was mortified that dog. That dog officially needs to go.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she does not need to go. But please very dramatic,

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many stories like this, so please call

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<v Speaker 2>up tell us if you have had something happen, like

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<v Speaker 2>if your dog or your animal has mortified you like

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<v Speaker 2>I was yesterday, call.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and let us know.

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<v Speaker 4>Your kids can embarrass you. But then.

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<v Speaker 3>My kids don't embarrass me. I love my kids. Most

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<v Speaker 3>people do love their kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Most people love your kids. Do They're quite famous? All right,

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<v Speaker 4>your call's next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're just tuning in, we know the story of

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<v Speaker 5>Brits dog Delilah terrorizing her at the hair cell on

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<v Speaker 5>you And what is a pixie dick of.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a period cup?

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<v Speaker 4>Period cup? It's a pixie cup. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 4>you called it a pixie dix.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I thought you were talking about the hairdresser. The

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<v Speaker 3>name of the hair dresser. Anyway, we're talking about like

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<v Speaker 3>how has your animal embarrassed you? And I had completely

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<v Speaker 3>forgotten this brit You just reminded me of it in

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<v Speaker 3>the break. But recently I've got a massive dog, like

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<v Speaker 3>he's like forty kilos, right, but he's only got three legs.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was crossing the road at a pedestrian crossing

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, he was behind me on the lead,

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<v Speaker 3>and then he stopped and started like pulling on me in.

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<v Speaker 4>The pedestrian crossing. I was like, what are you doing anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>Cars Like it's like a busy street pedestrian crossing. All

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<v Speaker 3>the cars have stopped. He stopped in the middle of

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<v Speaker 3>the pedestrian crossing to do a dump. And guess who

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have a poopy bag?

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<v Speaker 4>I had no bag.

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<v Speaker 3>I had nothing because I was only going from the

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<v Speaker 3>vet back to the car. I was literally just crossing

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<v Speaker 3>the road, so he didn't well, he had been on

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<v Speaker 3>the anathezure so it was very running. He just did

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<v Speaker 3>it all over the road and then anyway, I had

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<v Speaker 3>to go back and I had to try and find

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<v Speaker 3>a bag. I had to clean it up. By then

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<v Speaker 3>it had been squished by the cars. It's terrific.

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<v Speaker 1>It gets worse.

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<v Speaker 4>So I thought nothing more of it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>that was embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Glad that's over, Get to work on Monday, go into

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<v Speaker 3>Life on Cut, which is a podcast at Britain I

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<v Speaker 3>do together.

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<v Speaker 4>And who was it?

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<v Speaker 3>There was in a car that had been held up

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<v Speaker 3>by my dog stopping to do a poop.

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<v Speaker 4>One of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 3>Had seen me in the middle of the of the

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<v Speaker 3>bloody pedestrian crossing, scrambling around trying to drag my dog off.

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<v Speaker 4>The road like an idiot. And you had a photo

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<v Speaker 4>of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was alayrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got Nicole, how did your dog embarrass you?

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<v Speaker 6>I was at a beautiful, beautiful beach with my lovely

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<v Speaker 6>boy dog thee and he decided to lift his leg

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<v Speaker 6>and he directly on a lady's leg.

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<v Speaker 4>On a leg. That's happened to the best of us.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it hasn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my dog does that a little hamish. My dog

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<v Speaker 5>hamish peace on absolutely anything.

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<v Speaker 2>People.

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<v Speaker 4>He's been on babies before. Yeah, baby's lying on the ground,

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<v Speaker 4>baby land on the crowd.

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<v Speaker 3>It's maybe a sleep on ground, baby sleep on the

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<v Speaker 3>carpet and baby blankets.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like the path or something.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not they're our family members. Just their marking their

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<v Speaker 4>territory like that. They're like, that's mine. No, they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>We on humans. It's not a normal thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you apologize to the woman, Nicole?

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<v Speaker 6>I was a little bit too far away, so I

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<v Speaker 6>just kind of salked off into the into the sand dunes.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, I like that tactic. It's the pretend like

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<v Speaker 4>it's not my dog tactic. How did your dog embarrass you?

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<v Speaker 6>So I went to use my adult toy and then

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<v Speaker 6>I decided to have a shower, and then I walked

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<v Speaker 6>back in the low room and my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I ate my adult toys. That was probably attraction to yu.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, go with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Such a waste of money. Did it destroy it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, it was fully destroyed.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like two hundred and twenty two dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I went back to the store and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, can you replace this?

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<v Speaker 4>I got the phone too far?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, A.

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<v Speaker 4>Jokes have to punchlines. Yeah, Can we just move on

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<v Speaker 4>next time the show something?

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks?

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<v Speaker 4>Beck, appreciate you. No, we're not. I've got Mitch's pictures

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<v Speaker 4>to do. Don't you try to cut off.

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<v Speaker 5>That.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't noticed. Hasn't been on for three weeks. It

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<v Speaker 5>was meant to be every fortnight, and now it's been

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<v Speaker 5>pushed to every three.

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<v Speaker 4>Weeks because every time you got to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's like, that's a wrap.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got some great ideas that I believe will reinvent

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<v Speaker 5>the pick up, and I'm going to pitch them to

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<v Speaker 5>you girls next.

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<v Speaker 4>To end the week.

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<v Speaker 5>We need to save the best till lass. That's what

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<v Speaker 5>they say in the industry. At the end of the show,

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<v Speaker 5>before you go home, you put the best content.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that true?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's saying that because it's his segment.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it is my segment. But that's not why I'm

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<v Speaker 4>saying it. Shut up time for this.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a bunch of ideas, more ideas than really

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<v Speaker 5>anyone in the whole industry, and now I put them

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<v Speaker 5>into a note section on my phone in the app,

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<v Speaker 5>and I pitched them to you girls.

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<v Speaker 4>Every used to be two weeks, but now it's been

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<v Speaker 4>bumped to three.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's because these are all the ideas that don't

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<v Speaker 3>normally make it onto the show, so we had to

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<v Speaker 3>consolidate them into one small little morsel. Well, you have

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<v Speaker 3>to make you feel like you're bringing.

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<v Speaker 4>Something like I'm being hurt.

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<v Speaker 5>Wouldn't surprise me if this doesn't even air, you just

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<v Speaker 5>got to turn the satellite off.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, give me run of Laura talking about her.

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<v Speaker 5>Kids on Matt talking about a wedding again.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, the dummy fairies coming this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch, please enlighten us with Mitch's pictures.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much, Britt, I will here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Is bar soap so back?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not, I have Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean. Someone

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<v Speaker 3>wants said that to me when I was at a

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<v Speaker 3>public toilet and Laurie, you wash your feet, sink you

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<v Speaker 3>can't talk. I remember going to a public toilet and

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<v Speaker 3>there was like bar soap in the little disholder and

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<v Speaker 3>I went to use it, and this person who I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know who they were, just turned to me and went.

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<v Speaker 4>Just because it's soap doesn't mean it's clean. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in a public toilet. I think we're just in

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<v Speaker 1>our home.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean in a house, and that person was definitely

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<v Speaker 4>a polter geist.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm more mean in your shower, it just gets in

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<v Speaker 5>all the nooks and crannies. You can shove at places,

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<v Speaker 5>you can lather it at last forever.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't take the soap into the nooks and crannies.

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<v Speaker 3>You just lather up your hands and wash with your hands.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't put the bar in your butt, the soap

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<v Speaker 3>into your bump.

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<v Speaker 4>I do I put the whole bar up there. What

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<v Speaker 4>do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>You just lather your hands up and then wash with

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<v Speaker 3>your hands, eye wash with the bar under my arms,

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<v Speaker 3>but it doesn't go to the butt.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got many other ideas. You can't spend it all

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<v Speaker 5>on bar soa, but clearly that's a winner, all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Is baby corn purely made for tie dishes?

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<v Speaker 1>I have baby corn in front of me right now

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<v Speaker 1>in a salad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, salads, salads very like contemporary Aussie Yeah, yeah whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't speak baby corn. You just never seen anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Else other than district No you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Corn has nom and where has it come from? Is

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<v Speaker 3>it just the corn when it's a baby. They just

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<v Speaker 3>take it out before it's had time to mature.

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<v Speaker 4>That ethical.

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<v Speaker 5>All right? QR code menus done, they're out. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to go to another restaurant and have someone say

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<v Speaker 5>to me scan the QR code to order.

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<v Speaker 4>No lazy.

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<v Speaker 5>But I don't want to get my phone out at

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<v Speaker 5>a restaurant. I want to clock off and talk to

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<v Speaker 5>my nearest and dearest. I don't want to scroll them

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<v Speaker 5>many and order online.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a load of rubbish.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be influencing and taking photos of your food the

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<v Speaker 2>whole time, coming from you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's rich, miss Degus station twelve course meal, thank you ad.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true, But also I disagree because I love I

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<v Speaker 3>love a QR code.

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't think that if you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing the QR code at a restaurant, I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>a bit cheeky to ask for a tip like you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't actually serve me.

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<v Speaker 4>So I served myself. I ticked.

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<v Speaker 2>My set is about tips. No, we just want a

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<v Speaker 2>QR code. You can sit down, you can order with

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<v Speaker 2>it and chose seconds. You don't need to wait around,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have to rely on I think it's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I like it. I like it.

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<v Speaker 5>Real estate agents need to cut to the chase with

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<v Speaker 5>the pricing on the listings, price on request, auction only, Like.

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<v Speaker 4>Shut up, how many? I'm just looking at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>There's not a real you in that's been real you

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<v Speaker 4>in price on request. Just tell me, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a hack for that. I have a way

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<v Speaker 2>around that. Yeah yeah, real estate agent's gonna hate me

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<v Speaker 2>if I say it.

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<v Speaker 4>Say it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an extension that you download on Google Chrome.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got it. You download it.

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<v Speaker 2>There is never again ever is there something a house

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<v Speaker 2>that pops up with no house price?

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<v Speaker 1>Every single thing has a price. How does it do it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you after the break.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called Google Property Extent Extension. It's like an

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<v Speaker 2>extension you download on Google Chrome.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Most people are not not out there googling that many property.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they're not.

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<v Speaker 5>Is the small trolley superior to the big trolley. When

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<v Speaker 5>you grocery shop, you know how there's like the baby trolley,

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<v Speaker 5>and then there's the adult trolley, which is big and

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<v Speaker 5>like for a full mum shop.

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<v Speaker 4>But the half trolley is like a couple of items.

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<v Speaker 4>It's shallow and it's higher. I love it superior, It's nicer.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with a deep trolley, like a deep trolley, and

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<v Speaker 3>I like to have the kid's seat.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm good. What I think? I know where that

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<v Speaker 4>was going, and I tried to shot myself.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend and I had to watch very much what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>His boyfriend's young.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, he's mid twenties, but I love him.

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<v Speaker 4>Were going on, Okay, it's Mitch pitchbackfone.

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<v Speaker 3>No, look, there were some good talking points in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the QR code one felt passionate about that.

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<v Speaker 3>The rest of them not so much. All right, well

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<v Speaker 3>that's why I'd be back next with it next week

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<v Speaker 3>in about three months.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's down. It's like a blue mood. Have a

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<v Speaker 4>good weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody will and Wood are gonna be driving you guys home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we'll see you on Monday. See you.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy a weekend chat out see you guys,