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Speaker 6: Whatever goes in there, what I'm getting out is completely.

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Speaker 2: No, but what happens The water and the soap is

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Speaker 2: It's sticking in them, and then if you do one

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Speaker 4: My dog messed up one of his blankets.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and I thought I'd gotten rid of the solids,

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Speaker 5: Going in again once I've cleaned the once I've cleaned

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Speaker 4: It was but I did do the gap load.

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Speaker 1: You do the gap classic gapload. Okay, so we can

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: I did this. I did a second wash anyway. I

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So how many washes is this blanket? Ad?

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Speaker 4: I was just nervous about it, that's all.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, yeah, that's that's awesome, Thank you, Mark.

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Speaker 1: That's incredible. So so what I've learned from that is,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't just disappear. Excrement does not just disappear

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean a bit, a bit a lot, probably not,

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: Where do you think the water? Does it even work?

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Speaker 2: Have you got a top loader or a front loader?

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Speaker 2: So the front loader it's got it's a basket with

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Speaker 1: And then where so where's the stains, mud and pool going?

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Speaker 6: Washings when meant to break through pieces of feetal matter.

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Speaker 3: Also, if you're doing Ed's technique of stomping your poo

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Speaker 6: You're situation Your hypothetical tried to throw into, you know,

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Speaker 4: Good a washing machines wash is? Yeah, like it's not

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Speaker 1: Marks, Absolutely, it was an amazing insight. It was an

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Speaker 1: incredible insight from Mark. All Right, Well, did anyone want

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Speaker 3: Or are we The next question I would have is head,

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Speaker 3: how often he cleaning your toenails? If you're popping your

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Speaker 1: That's a that's a very good question, analyst. I mean

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Speaker 1: does Georgie? Does Georgie ever give you foot rubs?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 6: I actively I don't like people touching my feet, really,

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Speaker 1: You don't like people touching your feet?

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Speaker 4: What are you getting out of here?

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Speaker 6: What are you?

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Speaker 1: I want an interesting that you don't like in your

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Speaker 4: You've asked us to go and get foot rubs. Your

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Speaker 4: asswers to go and live in a share house together.

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Speaker 1: That's when I spend more time with your head.

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Speaker 2: Will aren't you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Will I get a foot rope with me?

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Speaker 6: Fluck?

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Speaker 1: It's common somebody else to direct your love. I haven't

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Speaker 1: had a question for you, analyst, I feel like you've

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: As you know, I put my pants early in the relationship,

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Speaker 1: early in the relationship with mem Okay, let's live in

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Speaker 1: the world where your dad denies that. Quan Or he's

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Speaker 1: a great halfback flanker for the Colmworo football Club. I

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Speaker 1: know able to crush on him. You're dating him, right,

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Speaker 1: quaint Or Queanoro pants. He's been carbloading for a game.

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Speaker 1: He's nervous about it, so he's put on a Friday night.

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Speaker 1: You you wake, you wake up, and you you actually

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Speaker 1: And is there a way for the relationship to survive?

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Speaker 3: Look, I did just shut my eyes to imagine in

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Speaker 3: So I think I'd have to do a runner.

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Speaker 1: I think, seriously, hang on, this is the many your dreams.

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Speaker 3: There's like a big ship, like how big we're talking

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Speaker 1: I don't think we have to go into that, but

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Speaker 3: wake him up, and I push him. Sounds so creepy,

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Speaker 1: Wow, you'd clean his sheets of his pup? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Wow? And could you look at him the same? Would

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Speaker 3: Probably be a bit of a complex power complex trip

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Speaker 1: That's such a good call. How about if it was

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Speaker 1: just after a big night, I'd be it. Yeah, I'd

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Speaker 2: It's the sickness that you know, if somebody's sick, you

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Speaker 1: Then it's like, I don't think I was sick. I

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Speaker 1: I think we've chemvasted everything. Guys, if you're putting your

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