Speaker 1: Tell me if I'm in the right or the wrong here,
Speaker 1: because I've been telling some friends and family and it's
Speaker 1: getting a mixed response.
Speaker 2: And what I love these are you?
Speaker 1: Am I in the writer room.
Speaker 2: Right the wrong?
Speaker 1: So I went out for dinner on the weekend with
Speaker 1: our producer Grace, friend of mine. We went to see Wicked,
Speaker 1: and we were like, let's go get some dinner beforehand.
Speaker 1: And we're at this very fancy restaurant near where I
Speaker 1: live by the water, and it's bougie, you know, a fancy,
Speaker 1: fancy restaurant. And we're sitting there and we order, and
Speaker 1: we get our entray, we get our barrada, We eat
Speaker 1: it up, and we go. We're so excited for mains.
Speaker 1: Mains are next, so we sit there because that's how
Speaker 1: it works on tree the mains, it is how it works.
Speaker 1: And then dessert, and then we're sitting there and the
Speaker 1: waiter comes over to us with a plate of barrada
Speaker 1: and he goes, ladus and gentlemen, your brata, enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Puts it down, and then we got to get our
Speaker 1: knife and fork and dig in and we realize we've
Speaker 1: already been served the barrada.
Speaker 2: You didn't do you mean you realize you're completely I
Speaker 2: completely forgot that I've already eaten.
Speaker 1: A whole No, does he put it down? And I thought, well,
Speaker 1: I'm getting I kind of knew. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: I was naughty and we all ate the barada and
Speaker 1: we weren't charged for it. But I'm thinking, is that
Speaker 1: is that the right thing? Or do you take it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Are you thinking? Is that the
Speaker 2: right thing?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Wait, it was put down, you ate one, you got
Speaker 2: a second one freebee.
Speaker 1: And Grace, who's such a goodie two shoe, She's like
Speaker 1: Glinda the Goodwitch. For God's sake. She was like, we
Speaker 1: have we must have turned this, we must have turned
Speaker 1: it now. I might shut up. Man, don't see what
Speaker 1: I might. We get it you're gay and I go okay.
Speaker 1: And by the way, she was dressed in pink and
Speaker 1: I was dressed in green because she made me dressed
Speaker 1: for wicked.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine. If they put it down, you've
Speaker 2: started eating it. What are you going to do? Then
Speaker 2: we started eating it because they didn't tell the waiter.
Speaker 2: When they're putting it down, you can say sorry, I've
Speaker 2: already had mine. That's not for me, it's probably another tables.
Speaker 2: But if it takes a second and then it's on
Speaker 2: your table and the water's already walked away, you're going
Speaker 2: to run after them with the plate of baratah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 2: I just gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: I've been with you.
Speaker 2: Literally it is, but it's not. It's not same. Not
Speaker 2: all theft is built equal. It's not like walking into
Speaker 2: a grocery store and walking out with free things.
Speaker 1: Like you're at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: They've put it down in front of you, You've already
Speaker 2: breathed on it, they've walked away. It is like theft
Speaker 2: by deception, but you deceived and manipulated the waiter. Do
Speaker 2: you know what I think?
Speaker 1: Until let's grow up, you would do it too. I
Speaker 1: know you to your core.
Speaker 2: I would never It's weirder when they put food in
Speaker 2: front of you and then you're like, oh, sorry, that's
Speaker 2: not ours, and they go, oh, that's okay, sorry, we
Speaker 2: put on the wrong table, and then they pick it
Speaker 2: up and then they go and take it to the
Speaker 2: table it's meant to be at, like yeah, because you
Speaker 2: don't know if that table's touched it. You don't know
Speaker 2: if they've breathed on it. You don't know if they've
Speaker 2: swelled their finger in it. Swelling their fingers in the brada,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to eat. I'm going to eat it
Speaker 1: if it's put in front of me. Listen. I'm not
Speaker 1: a religious man, but that's an active fighting.
Speaker 2: It's like that time that you ordered like a chicken
Speaker 2: wing and they accidentally gave you a big t bone
Speaker 2: steak and you were like, I didn't know, and then
Speaker 2: you wrote those that.
Speaker 1: Was my fault that time. That's a different story.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine. There's worse things that you could
Speaker 2: do in life, you know what it's like.
Speaker 1: It's like when I accidentally scan trust tomatoes as wine open.
Speaker 2: You know, you can't do that much, or at least
Speaker 2: you don't admit to it.
Speaker 1: Or my avocado is just a pair, My truffle is pepper,
Speaker 1: My Honda Odyssey is just a great stuff. Really stretched
Speaker 1: that one out with you know, have you accidentally here's
Speaker 1: the true story, gone to the serfo and you've got
Speaker 1: like a chucky and like your petrol, and then you've
Speaker 1: got a pump water or something, and you put the
Speaker 1: pump under your arm and then you leave with the
Speaker 1: pump under your arm, you don't pay for it.
Speaker 2: I've never done that. No, no, and I think in
Speaker 2: those in those circumstances, if you walk out of a shop,
Speaker 2: get back in your car, and realize you've stolen something,
Speaker 2: then the good thing is to go back and pay
Speaker 2: for it like normal people do.
Speaker 1: All you're doing is doubling down on how much you steal.
Speaker 1: I haven't done that. It's a friend who told me that,
Speaker 1: let's get down here. Thanks guys for listening.