WEBVTT - MINI: Mitch's Restaurant Hack (Theft?) 🍽

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if I'm in the right or the wrong here,

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<v Speaker 1>because I've been telling some friends and family and it's

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<v Speaker 1>getting a mixed response.

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<v Speaker 2>And what I love these are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I in the writer room.

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<v Speaker 2>Right the wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>So I went out for dinner on the weekend with

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<v Speaker 1>our producer Grace, friend of mine. We went to see Wicked,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like, let's go get some dinner beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're at this very fancy restaurant near where I

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<v Speaker 1>live by the water, and it's bougie, you know, a fancy,

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<v Speaker 1>fancy restaurant. And we're sitting there and we order, and

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<v Speaker 1>we get our entray, we get our barrada, We eat

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<v Speaker 1>it up, and we go. We're so excited for mains.

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<v Speaker 1>Mains are next, so we sit there because that's how

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<v Speaker 1>it works on tree the mains, it is how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>And then dessert, and then we're sitting there and the

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<v Speaker 1>waiter comes over to us with a plate of barrada

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, ladus and gentlemen, your brata, enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Puts it down, and then we got to get our

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<v Speaker 1>knife and fork and dig in and we realize we've

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<v Speaker 1>already been served the barrada.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't do you mean you realize you're completely I

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<v Speaker 2>completely forgot that I've already eaten.

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<v Speaker 1>A whole No, does he put it down? And I thought, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting I kind of knew. I mean, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I was naughty and we all ate the barada and

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<v Speaker 1>we weren't charged for it. But I'm thinking, is that

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<v Speaker 1>is that the right thing? Or do you take it?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? Are you thinking? Is that the

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<v Speaker 2>right thing?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, it was put down, you ate one, you got

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<v Speaker 2>a second one freebee.

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<v Speaker 1>And Grace, who's such a goodie two shoe, She's like

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<v Speaker 1>Glinda the Goodwitch. For God's sake. She was like, we

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<v Speaker 1>have we must have turned this, we must have turned

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<v Speaker 1>it now. I might shut up. Man, don't see what

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<v Speaker 1>I might. We get it you're gay and I go okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, she was dressed in pink and

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<v Speaker 1>I was dressed in green because she made me dressed

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<v Speaker 1>for wicked.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's fine. If they put it down, you've

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<v Speaker 2>started eating it. What are you going to do? Then

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<v Speaker 2>we started eating it because they didn't tell the waiter.

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<v Speaker 2>When they're putting it down, you can say sorry, I've

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<v Speaker 2>already had mine. That's not for me, it's probably another tables.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it takes a second and then it's on

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<v Speaker 2>your table and the water's already walked away, you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to run after them with the plate of baratah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>I just gonna eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally it is, but it's not. It's not same. Not

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<v Speaker 2>all theft is built equal. It's not like walking into

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<v Speaker 2>a grocery store and walking out with free things.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're at a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>They've put it down in front of you, You've already

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<v Speaker 2>breathed on it, they've walked away. It is like theft

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<v Speaker 2>by deception, but you deceived and manipulated the waiter. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I think?

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<v Speaker 1>Until let's grow up, you would do it too. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you to your core.

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<v Speaker 2>I would never It's weirder when they put food in

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<v Speaker 2>front of you and then you're like, oh, sorry, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not ours, and they go, oh, that's okay, sorry, we

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<v Speaker 2>put on the wrong table, and then they pick it

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<v Speaker 2>up and then they go and take it to the

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<v Speaker 2>table it's meant to be at, like yeah, because you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if that table's touched it. You don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if they've breathed on it. You don't know if they've

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<v Speaker 2>swelled their finger in it. Swelling their fingers in the brada,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to eat. I'm going to eat it

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<v Speaker 1>if it's put in front of me. Listen. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a religious man, but that's an active fighting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that time that you ordered like a chicken

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<v Speaker 2>wing and they accidentally gave you a big t bone

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<v Speaker 2>steak and you were like, I didn't know, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you wrote those that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was my fault that time. That's a different story.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's fine. There's worse things that you could

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<v Speaker 2>do in life, you know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when I accidentally scan trust tomatoes as wine open.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, you can't do that much, or at least

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<v Speaker 2>you don't admit to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Or my avocado is just a pair, My truffle is pepper,

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<v Speaker 1>My Honda Odyssey is just a great stuff. Really stretched

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<v Speaker 1>that one out with you know, have you accidentally here's

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<v Speaker 1>the true story, gone to the serfo and you've got

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<v Speaker 1>like a chucky and like your petrol, and then you've

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<v Speaker 1>got a pump water or something, and you put the

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<v Speaker 1>pump under your arm and then you leave with the

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<v Speaker 1>pump under your arm, you don't pay for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never done that. No, no, and I think in

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<v Speaker 2>those in those circumstances, if you walk out of a shop,

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<v Speaker 2>get back in your car, and realize you've stolen something,

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<v Speaker 2>then the good thing is to go back and pay

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<v Speaker 2>for it like normal people do.

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<v Speaker 1>All you're doing is doubling down on how much you steal.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done that. It's a friend who told me that,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get down here. Thanks guys for listening.