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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast minis.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour,

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Speaker 2: we have got Dave Thornton in the studio. You can

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Speaker 2: see Davies in Melbourny's in Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Artist's on sale Comedy dot com dot Au if you

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Speaker 3: want to go and see novel problems Woods.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in a David I was in As

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Speaker 1: a little anecdote from my life, I was in an

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Speaker 1: uber the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And I looked at the.

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Speaker 1: Driver and I was like, buddy, that's Dave Thorne. I

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Speaker 1: had his full conversation thinking it was you as the driver.

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Speaker 1: What turns out wasn't It wasn't me at all.

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Speaker 2: Have you been in ubers recently? Make I'm glad you asked?

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Speaker 2: Amazing bring up ubers. It's very good. This honestly, this

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Speaker 2: did happen in Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Now the lockdown had just lifted, as we like to

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Speaker 3: bitch about constantly in Melbourne, everyone around the country. And

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Speaker 3: if you don't know about now Melbourne, we were now

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Speaker 3: like a bit like I don't know if you guys

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Speaker 3: were looked inside for four months. We were we survived it,

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Speaker 3: heroes maybe, and you hang it over.

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Speaker 2: All your friend's heads in other states as well.

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Speaker 3: Even if I hear about another lockdown going on somewhere,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, crack one hundred days and talk to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: When the oams come out next year, I've got all

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Speaker 3: of us, all of us next time. This is because

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Speaker 3: it was a nice thing in Melbourne over and started

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Speaker 3: to trust each other. Everyone was quite nice to each

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Speaker 3: other once we got out of lockdown. Yeah, which I'm

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Speaker 3: not saying this is an unfriendly city, but you know,

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Speaker 3: people were a bit nicer for a big city too.

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Speaker 2: And I was getting into it.

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Speaker 3: But the guy's taking me into the city and he

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Speaker 3: just goes, man, I'm got to go for a toilet break.

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Speaker 3: Do you mind to pull over?

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Speaker 2: And you're like, oh, okay.

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Speaker 1: Does never happened to me?

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Speaker 3: No, because also you have natural toilet breaks when you

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Speaker 3: finish a fair. Could you just turn it off and

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Speaker 3: find a toilet? Yeah yeah, And he's like, now I'm

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Speaker 3: doing it on your dime. And I was like, okay, fine,

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Speaker 3: you know, and we pulled over public toilet was right

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Speaker 3: there and he gets out, but he left the car running,

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Speaker 3: so because he obviously didn't want to stop the fair

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Speaker 3: what a dog.

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Speaker 2: But then he grabs the phone and I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: then how long.

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Speaker 3: Are you going to spend on your in said room

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Speaker 3: because I know I need the phone for certain deposits.

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Speaker 3: It's yes, yes, And so he gets out and of

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Speaker 3: course I'm sitting in just a random man's car that's

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Speaker 3: running with the keys in it, like I'm taking this car.

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Speaker 2: Where were you this?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This is in Melbourne and near Princess Park if anyone knows.

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Speaker 1: In Carton, so like not in the in the woods

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Speaker 1: or anything like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't going to wake up in a bath

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Speaker 3: up with an organ missing. Yeah, And I said I

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Speaker 3: wanted to steal it, but I didn't just approve a lesson.

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Speaker 3: But I didn't want to steal it like too far.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to go one hundred meters up the

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Speaker 3: road and then drive the car around in circle so

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Speaker 3: that an uber driver can watch his own car and

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Speaker 3: the graphic just go round around and round tables. Have

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Speaker 3: yea to be looking at it like it was two

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Speaker 3: minutes wake twenty minutes ago on his comedy dot com

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Speaker 3: Dot You's in Melbourne up for the International Cottey Fessl

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Speaker 3: obviously in Sydney as well as I get him there.

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Speaker 2: Dave Thoughton Novel Problems. Listen to Willard Woody. Thanks coming in, David.

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Speaker 3: Thanks what you will be opening my shows to doing

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