Speaker 1: Caylin and brighter. No, you're listening to the question.
Speaker 2: You know Kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 1: It is on amazing scenes. Yesterday, just in a last
Speaker 1: half on our show, just when I thought the show's done,
Speaker 1: it's okay. It's the antwork time waste. It's all good
Speaker 1: and we're talking about the antwork time waste. Yesterday was
Speaker 1: heavy metal movies because the mum in New Zealand is
Speaker 1: named three daughters Pantera, Slayer and Metallica. And just as
Speaker 1: I was sharing this news story, Jack said that, actually,
Speaker 1: you hear this a lot. It's always a New Zealand paarent.
Speaker 3: New Zealand has the dumbest baby names. The two I
Speaker 3: could remember off the top of my head with Superman
Speaker 3: and four rear with the number four, which is terrible, terrible.
Speaker 3: And then Tom, who's a New Zealand native, kicked off,
Speaker 3: threw his papers in the air and said, oh, let
Speaker 3: me show you some Australia stupid baby names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so this morning this is a situation we
Speaker 1: have to be.
Speaker 4: In Australia versus New Zealand. True is responsible for the
Speaker 4: more ridiculous baby names.
Speaker 1: It's time to.
Speaker 4: Settle at Australian Jack Post representing New Zealand producer Tom.
Speaker 1: It's Christian O'Connell's fucking baby name battles. What was that
Speaker 1: voice of producer Readier. I get the feeling he's done
Speaker 1: that before the weekend. I don't want to ever hear
Speaker 1: that in production. And I speak on behalf of radio
Speaker 1: radio does not want to hear that voice ever again. Reo. Okay, wow,
Speaker 1: all right. It is on Auscadia versus New Zealand representing
Speaker 1: New Zealand producer Tom representing Australia, Jackpost, which country has
Speaker 1: given its children the worst baby names? In a penalty
Speaker 1: shootout style, I've asked you to bring in the five
Speaker 1: best examples from crazy and dumb baby names from New Zealand. Yes, Tom,
Speaker 1: you've got yours from this country, Australia. Okay, guys, we'll
Speaker 1: do it. Five rounds, round one, Jack, you go first.
Speaker 1: Best examples, best five examples.
Speaker 3: Now, I'd like to thank you people emailing in with
Speaker 3: the stupid names that they've seen in New Zealand. Even
Speaker 3: a midwife who worked on a Mattornity Award in New
Speaker 3: Zealand said, these are some of the studients I've seen firsthand.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't do his own research.
Speaker 1: Classic no, and mixed in this round already for that.
Speaker 3: Mixed in with my own research.
Speaker 1: Sure, mixed in yeah, really low with the mix your
Speaker 1: own research.
Speaker 3: The first stupid baby name from New Zealand Mount ros
Speaker 3: Kill bus stop. Mount ros Kill bus stop.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not person's name.
Speaker 3: That's somebody's name walking around New Zealand right now Mount
Speaker 3: maybe bus stop to his friends, maybe ross Kill too,
Speaker 3: but to mum and dad when he's in trouble Mount
Speaker 3: Roskill bus stop. Stop doing that.
Speaker 1: In the passport everything? Okay, Tom? Had he counter that
Speaker 1: dumb baby name for New Zealand now to go against
Speaker 1: Mount Buzzkill ross Stop.
Speaker 2: I've been to the Mount Roskill bus stop. It's lovely.
Speaker 1: That's a place, Oh dear, it's not looking a good case.
Speaker 3: Also, this is a true All mine are real baby names.
Speaker 1: All right, Tom, what have you got?
Speaker 2: I spoke to a friend of mine who's a pediatrician
Speaker 2: in the home of Bogan's Brisbane and the one.
Speaker 1: That he's gone right to the sauce he's holding five
Speaker 1: pound Now, wow, well played, sir.
Speaker 2: The most common one that they get. And when I
Speaker 2: say common, this is a regular baby name. In Brisbane.
Speaker 2: There are more Caissans born per year than any other.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, come on, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Tom. Your winning round one, He's winning round one? Really
Speaker 1: cas songs?
Speaker 3: Come there, ca Son's actually a quite lovely name.
Speaker 1: Come on your and if your action was laughter?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Round one goes to New Zealand's Round two guys, Jackie.
Speaker 3: Boy, what have you got a real legitimate baby name
Speaker 3: in New Zealand? Fish and Chips?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean that? After that? Come on, Tom, do
Speaker 1: you want to throw the two for this round?
Speaker 2: No? No, I've got one go on them. Born last
Speaker 2: year in Melbourne, Ladasha spelt la hyphen.
Speaker 1: A that shock.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 1: That's bad.
Speaker 3: However, they could be a listener of the show. So
Speaker 3: would you really do that to a listener of the show.
Speaker 1: They could be They could be listening to the show
Speaker 1: streaming radio. No, yes, no, yes, what a platform. Well done,
Speaker 1: always working for the man. Nice plug there for the
Speaker 1: half platform. That's why his management baby Fish and Chips
Speaker 1: goes to Jack one all of the moment. Okay, Round three,
Speaker 1: Jackie boy, what have you got best example of a
Speaker 1: dumb baby name from New Zealand?
Speaker 3: Hemi Demi semi quaver once more, Hemi Demi semi quaver.
Speaker 3: Had to look it up what it is. It's a
Speaker 3: sixty fourth note in music. So if you're if you're
Speaker 3: on sixty beats per minute, you have to play sixty
Speaker 3: four notes in a second.
Speaker 1: In my mind, the kind of person that does this
Speaker 1: looks like Jack Johnson. By the way, you shoot, you
Speaker 1: couldn't walk into shop anywhere in the world that surf
Speaker 1: light whatever that genre music wasn't here. It's someone like that,
Speaker 1: you know. He's got that sort of guitar hanging up
Speaker 1: on the wall and something and plays it bad.
Speaker 3: I'm going to name my kid after the hardest ever
Speaker 3: to play rhythm.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Music's in me man, all right, So once more,
Speaker 1: that baby name is Hemi Demi semi quaver. That the
Speaker 1: school register every day, all right. Tom Dumboby aimed to
Speaker 1: counter that from this country, Australia.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Demmy very common name in New Zealand.
Speaker 1: Lovely people, it's Tom's middle name. It's Tom Hemi Demi.
Speaker 2: But you would quite happily meet a monster Galileo here
Speaker 2: in Australia.
Speaker 1: That's a great name.
Speaker 3: That's actually a powerful name.
Speaker 1: It's a powerful name. If you if you're a nomer
Speaker 1: like a Marvel movie and you've got Monster Galileo, only
Speaker 1: greatness is going to come to that person. Monster Galileo
Speaker 1: is a winner's name. I dream that my parents called
Speaker 1: me such a majestic name, first name Monster. I might
Speaker 1: rename myself Monster Galileo. Get production changed to Tomorrow's show
Speaker 1: from now on.
Speaker 3: So that's a win for New Zealand.
Speaker 1: It's a win for Australia.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, sorry, a win for Australia.
Speaker 1: So two one two one to year at the moment.
Speaker 3: Round four A terrible name from New Zealand. This is
Speaker 3: real and it actually went into court and the court said, no,
Speaker 3: you can't have that name anymore. It's too bad.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: But for a while this baby was walking had to
Speaker 3: get involved. Yes, but until school age this girl walked
Speaker 3: around with the name Ta Lula does the hula from Hawaii.
Speaker 1: It's actually cruel, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom, please explain.
Speaker 2: I I can't have to concede that.
Speaker 1: I get actually enough, Yeah you wouldn't that one? All? Right?
Speaker 1: Last round then, guys, I let Tom go first. This
Speaker 1: time Tom from Australia. A dumb baby name from this country.
Speaker 2: Spelling quite is pretty common as an era in Australian
Speaker 2: baby names. Forest, which seems like a regular name.
Speaker 1: It's lovely spelt is.
Speaker 3: Is t?
Speaker 1: What? What? Four?
Speaker 2: And a T.
Speaker 3: For st that is?
Speaker 1: That's like heard the one, like the worst rapper name.
Speaker 3: It's like a bad You have to explain every time
Speaker 3: you tell her what.
Speaker 1: That is shocking? That is ugly, that's bad? Alright, how
Speaker 1: do you come to that?
Speaker 3: My last grenade of stupid baby names from New Zealand
Speaker 3: Hobbert Downey Jr.
Speaker 1: That's funny. That's a time wast that's funny. Come on,
Speaker 1: that's funny.
Speaker 3: I made that last one up, all right.
Speaker 1: I gotta say that. I think it's even both of
Speaker 1: your countries have come up with dumb baby names. It's
Speaker 1: too tough to court. Okay, is that fair?
Speaker 3: That's fair enough? Astray, I have worse ones.
Speaker 1: Than I thought we had. Yeah, okay, what do gook?
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