WEBVTT - MINI: Baby Name Off

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<v Speaker 1>Caylin and brighter. No, you're listening to the question.

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<v Speaker 2>You know Kyl's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It is on amazing scenes. Yesterday, just in a last

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<v Speaker 1>half on our show, just when I thought the show's done,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. It's the antwork time waste. It's all good

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<v Speaker 1>and we're talking about the antwork time waste. Yesterday was

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<v Speaker 1>heavy metal movies because the mum in New Zealand is

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<v Speaker 1>named three daughters Pantera, Slayer and Metallica. And just as

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<v Speaker 1>I was sharing this news story, Jack said that, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear this a lot. It's always a New Zealand paarent.

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<v Speaker 3>New Zealand has the dumbest baby names. The two I

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<v Speaker 3>could remember off the top of my head with Superman

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<v Speaker 3>and four rear with the number four, which is terrible, terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>And then Tom, who's a New Zealand native, kicked off,

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<v Speaker 3>threw his papers in the air and said, oh, let

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<v Speaker 3>me show you some Australia stupid baby names.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And so this morning this is a situation we

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<v Speaker 1>have to be.

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<v Speaker 4>In Australia versus New Zealand. True is responsible for the

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<v Speaker 4>more ridiculous baby names.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to.

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<v Speaker 4>Settle at Australian Jack Post representing New Zealand producer Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Christian O'Connell's fucking baby name battles. What was that

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<v Speaker 1>voice of producer Readier. I get the feeling he's done

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<v Speaker 1>that before the weekend. I don't want to ever hear

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<v Speaker 1>that in production. And I speak on behalf of radio

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<v Speaker 1>radio does not want to hear that voice ever again. Reo. Okay, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. It is on Auscadia versus New Zealand representing

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand producer Tom representing Australia, Jackpost, which country has

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<v Speaker 1>given its children the worst baby names? In a penalty

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<v Speaker 1>shootout style, I've asked you to bring in the five

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<v Speaker 1>best examples from crazy and dumb baby names from New Zealand. Yes, Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got yours from this country, Australia. Okay, guys, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it. Five rounds, round one, Jack, you go first.

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<v Speaker 1>Best examples, best five examples.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I'd like to thank you people emailing in with

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<v Speaker 3>the stupid names that they've seen in New Zealand. Even

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<v Speaker 3>a midwife who worked on a Mattornity Award in New

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<v Speaker 3>Zealand said, these are some of the studients I've seen firsthand.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't do his own research.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic no, and mixed in this round already for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Mixed in with my own research.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, mixed in yeah, really low with the mix your

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<v Speaker 1>own research.

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<v Speaker 3>The first stupid baby name from New Zealand Mount ros

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<v Speaker 3>Kill bus stop. Mount ros Kill bus stop.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not that's not person's name.

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<v Speaker 3>That's somebody's name walking around New Zealand right now Mount

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<v Speaker 3>maybe bus stop to his friends, maybe ross Kill too,

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<v Speaker 3>but to mum and dad when he's in trouble Mount

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<v Speaker 3>Roskill bus stop. Stop doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>In the passport everything? Okay, Tom? Had he counter that

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<v Speaker 1>dumb baby name for New Zealand now to go against

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<v Speaker 1>Mount Buzzkill ross Stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to the Mount Roskill bus stop. It's lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a place, Oh dear, it's not looking a good case.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, this is a true All mine are real baby names.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Tom, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 2>I spoke to a friend of mine who's a pediatrician

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<v Speaker 2>in the home of Bogan's Brisbane and the one.

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<v Speaker 1>That he's gone right to the sauce he's holding five

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<v Speaker 1>pound Now, wow, well played, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>The most common one that they get. And when I

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<v Speaker 2>say common, this is a regular baby name. In Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 2>There are more Caissans born per year than any other.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, oh, come on, it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom. Your winning round one, He's winning round one? Really

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<v Speaker 1>cas songs?

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<v Speaker 3>Come there, ca Son's actually a quite lovely name.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on your and if your action was laughter?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Round one goes to New Zealand's Round two guys, Jackie.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy, what have you got a real legitimate baby name

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<v Speaker 3>in New Zealand? Fish and Chips?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I mean that? After that? Come on, Tom, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to throw the two for this round?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, I've got one go on them. Born last

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<v Speaker 2>year in Melbourne, Ladasha spelt la hyphen.

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<v Speaker 1>A that shock.

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<v Speaker 3>That's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bad.

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<v Speaker 3>However, they could be a listener of the show. So

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<v Speaker 3>would you really do that to a listener of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>They could be They could be listening to the show

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<v Speaker 1>streaming radio. No, yes, no, yes, what a platform. Well done,

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<v Speaker 1>always working for the man. Nice plug there for the

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<v Speaker 1>half platform. That's why his management baby Fish and Chips

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<v Speaker 1>goes to Jack one all of the moment. Okay, Round three,

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie boy, what have you got best example of a

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<v Speaker 1>dumb baby name from New Zealand?

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<v Speaker 3>Hemi Demi semi quaver once more, Hemi Demi semi quaver.

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<v Speaker 3>Had to look it up what it is. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>sixty fourth note in music. So if you're if you're

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<v Speaker 3>on sixty beats per minute, you have to play sixty

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<v Speaker 3>four notes in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>In my mind, the kind of person that does this

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<v Speaker 1>looks like Jack Johnson. By the way, you shoot, you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't walk into shop anywhere in the world that surf

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<v Speaker 1>light whatever that genre music wasn't here. It's someone like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. He's got that sort of guitar hanging up

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<v Speaker 1>on the wall and something and plays it bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to name my kid after the hardest ever

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<v Speaker 3>to play rhythm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Music's in me man, all right, So once more,

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<v Speaker 1>that baby name is Hemi Demi semi quaver. That the

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<v Speaker 1>school register every day, all right. Tom Dumboby aimed to

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<v Speaker 1>counter that from this country, Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Demmy very common name in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely people, it's Tom's middle name. It's Tom Hemi Demi.

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<v Speaker 2>But you would quite happily meet a monster Galileo here

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great name.

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<v Speaker 3>That's actually a powerful name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a powerful name. If you if you're a nomer

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<v Speaker 1>like a Marvel movie and you've got Monster Galileo, only

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<v Speaker 1>greatness is going to come to that person. Monster Galileo

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<v Speaker 1>is a winner's name. I dream that my parents called

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<v Speaker 1>me such a majestic name, first name Monster. I might

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<v Speaker 1>rename myself Monster Galileo. Get production changed to Tomorrow's show

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<v Speaker 1>from now on.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's a win for New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a win for Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, sorry, a win for Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>So two one two one to year at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Round four A terrible name from New Zealand. This is

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<v Speaker 3>real and it actually went into court and the court said, no,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't have that name anymore. It's too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 3>But for a while this baby was walking had to

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<v Speaker 3>get involved. Yes, but until school age this girl walked

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<v Speaker 3>around with the name Ta Lula does the hula from Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually cruel, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Tom, please explain.

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<v Speaker 2>I I can't have to concede that.

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<v Speaker 1>I get actually enough, Yeah you wouldn't that one? All? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Last round then, guys, I let Tom go first. This

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<v Speaker 1>time Tom from Australia. A dumb baby name from this country.

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<v Speaker 2>Spelling quite is pretty common as an era in Australian

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<v Speaker 2>baby names. Forest, which seems like a regular name.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lovely spelt is.

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<v Speaker 3>Is t?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What? Four?

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<v Speaker 2>And a T.

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<v Speaker 3>For st that is?

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<v Speaker 1>That's like heard the one, like the worst rapper name.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a bad You have to explain every time

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<v Speaker 3>you tell her what.

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<v Speaker 1>That is shocking? That is ugly, that's bad? Alright, how

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<v Speaker 1>do you come to that?

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<v Speaker 3>My last grenade of stupid baby names from New Zealand

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<v Speaker 3>Hobbert Downey Jr.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. That's a time wast that's funny. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I made that last one up, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say that. I think it's even both of

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<v Speaker 1>your countries have come up with dumb baby names. It's

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<v Speaker 1>too tough to court. Okay, is that fair?

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<v Speaker 3>That's fair enough? Astray, I have worse ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Than I thought we had. Yeah, okay, what do gook?

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