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Speaker 1: Caylin and brighter. No, you're listening to the question.

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Speaker 2: You know Kyl's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: It is on amazing scenes. Yesterday, just in a last

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Speaker 1: half on our show, just when I thought the show's done,

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Speaker 1: it's okay. It's the antwork time waste. It's all good

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Speaker 1: and we're talking about the antwork time waste. Yesterday was

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Speaker 1: heavy metal movies because the mum in New Zealand is

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Speaker 1: I was sharing this news story, Jack said that, actually,

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Speaker 1: you hear this a lot. It's always a New Zealand paarent.

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Speaker 3: New Zealand has the dumbest baby names. The two I

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Speaker 3: could remember off the top of my head with Superman

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Speaker 3: and four rear with the number four, which is terrible, terrible.

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Speaker 3: And then Tom, who's a New Zealand native, kicked off,

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Speaker 3: threw his papers in the air and said, oh, let

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Speaker 3: me show you some Australia stupid baby names.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And so this morning this is a situation we

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Speaker 1: have to be.

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Speaker 4: In Australia versus New Zealand. True is responsible for the

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Speaker 4: more ridiculous baby names.

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Speaker 1: It's time to.

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Speaker 4: Settle at Australian Jack Post representing New Zealand producer Tom.

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Speaker 1: It's Christian O'Connell's fucking baby name battles. What was that

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Speaker 1: voice of producer Readier. I get the feeling he's done

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Speaker 1: that before the weekend. I don't want to ever hear

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Speaker 1: that in production. And I speak on behalf of radio

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Speaker 1: radio does not want to hear that voice ever again. Reo. Okay, wow,

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Speaker 1: all right. It is on Auscadia versus New Zealand representing

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Speaker 1: New Zealand producer Tom representing Australia, Jackpost, which country has

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Speaker 1: given its children the worst baby names? In a penalty

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Speaker 1: shootout style, I've asked you to bring in the five

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Speaker 1: best examples from crazy and dumb baby names from New Zealand. Yes, Tom,

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Speaker 1: you've got yours from this country, Australia. Okay, guys, we'll

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Speaker 1: do it. Five rounds, round one, Jack, you go first.

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Speaker 1: Best examples, best five examples.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'd like to thank you people emailing in with

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Speaker 3: the stupid names that they've seen in New Zealand. Even

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Speaker 3: a midwife who worked on a Mattornity Award in New

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't do his own research.

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Speaker 1: Classic no, and mixed in this round already for that.

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Speaker 3: Mixed in with my own research.

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Speaker 1: Sure, mixed in yeah, really low with the mix your

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Speaker 3: The first stupid baby name from New Zealand Mount ros

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Speaker 3: Kill bus stop. Mount ros Kill bus stop.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not person's name.

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Speaker 3: That's somebody's name walking around New Zealand right now Mount

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Speaker 3: maybe bus stop to his friends, maybe ross Kill too,

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Speaker 3: Roskill bus stop. Stop doing that.

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Speaker 1: In the passport everything? Okay, Tom? Had he counter that

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Speaker 1: dumb baby name for New Zealand now to go against

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Speaker 1: Mount Buzzkill ross Stop.

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Speaker 2: I've been to the Mount Roskill bus stop. It's lovely.

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Speaker 1: That's a place, Oh dear, it's not looking a good case.

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Speaker 3: Also, this is a true All mine are real baby names.

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Speaker 1: All right, Tom, what have you got?

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Speaker 2: I spoke to a friend of mine who's a pediatrician

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Speaker 2: The most common one that they get. And when I

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Speaker 2: There are more Caissans born per year than any other.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, oh, come on, it's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Tom. Your winning round one, He's winning round one? Really

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Speaker 1: cas songs?

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Speaker 3: Come there, ca Son's actually a quite lovely name.

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Speaker 1: Come on your and if your action was laughter?

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Speaker 1: Round one goes to New Zealand's Round two guys, Jackie.

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Speaker 3: Boy, what have you got a real legitimate baby name

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Speaker 2: No? No, I've got one go on them. Born last

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Speaker 3: However, they could be a listener of the show. So

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Speaker 3: would you really do that to a listener of the show.

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Speaker 1: They could be They could be listening to the show

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Speaker 1: streaming radio. No, yes, no, yes, what a platform. Well done,

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Speaker 1: Jackie boy, what have you got best example of a

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Speaker 3: Hemi Demi semi quaver once more, Hemi Demi semi quaver.

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Speaker 3: Had to look it up what it is. It's a

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Speaker 1: In my mind, the kind of person that does this

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Speaker 3: I'm going to name my kid after the hardest ever

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Music's in me man, all right, So once more,

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Speaker 1: that baby name is Hemi Demi semi quaver. That the

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Speaker 1: school register every day, all right. Tom Dumboby aimed to

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Speaker 1: counter that from this country, Australia.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Demmy very common name in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Lovely people, it's Tom's middle name. It's Tom Hemi Demi.

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Speaker 2: But you would quite happily meet a monster Galileo here

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Speaker 1: That's a great name.

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Speaker 3: That's actually a powerful name.

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Speaker 1: It's a powerful name. If you if you're a nomer

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Speaker 1: like a Marvel movie and you've got Monster Galileo, only

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Speaker 1: greatness is going to come to that person. Monster Galileo

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Speaker 1: rename myself Monster Galileo. Get production changed to Tomorrow's show

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Speaker 3: So that's a win for New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: It's a win for Australia.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, sorry, a win for Australia.

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Speaker 1: So two one two one to year at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Round four A terrible name from New Zealand. This is

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Speaker 3: you can't have that name anymore. It's too bad.

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Speaker 1: Really.

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Speaker 3: But for a while this baby was walking had to

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Speaker 1: It's actually cruel, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom, please explain.

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Speaker 2: I I can't have to concede that.

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Speaker 1: I get actually enough, Yeah you wouldn't that one? All? Right?

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Speaker 1: Last round then, guys, I let Tom go first. This

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Speaker 1: time Tom from Australia. A dumb baby name from this country.

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Speaker 2: Spelling quite is pretty common as an era in Australian

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Speaker 1: It's lovely spelt is.

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Speaker 1: What? What? Four?

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Speaker 3: For st that is?

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Speaker 1: That's like heard the one, like the worst rapper name.

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Speaker 3: It's like a bad You have to explain every time

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Speaker 3: you tell her what.

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Speaker 1: That is shocking? That is ugly, that's bad? Alright, how

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Speaker 1: do you come to that?

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Speaker 3: My last grenade of stupid baby names from New Zealand

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Speaker 3: Hobbert Downey Jr.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. That's a time wast that's funny. Come on,

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Speaker 1: that's funny.

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Speaker 3: I made that last one up, all right.

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Speaker 1: I gotta say that. I think it's even both of

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Speaker 1: your countries have come up with dumb baby names. It's

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Speaker 1: too tough to court. Okay, is that fair?

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Speaker 3: That's fair enough? Astray, I have worse ones.

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Speaker 1: Than I thought we had. Yeah, okay, what do gook?

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