WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Mistaken Identities & Moths in Ears 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:01.880 Are you ready? 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:07.040 Good pickup with britt Hockley and Laura Burn Radio work 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.479 our windows. That's my world. Reason the dust, only good 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:17.319 zabs all day. I don't much, but yeah, our big 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:18.599 get and what I want. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:20.040 It don't matter where. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:24.160 This is the pickup. It's the start of the weekend everyone, 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:26.119 and it's the pick up with Britteckley and Laura Burn. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.240 I tell you what, Laura, I have always sort of 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.880 been known for my lazy Gil dinners. There was an 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.760 era there where I just had a lot of Dino nuggets. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.640 It's because you live on your own. And when you 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:38.440 live on your own and you're also I was gonna 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:40.760 say you're single, you're not single. I sort of am, though, 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.920 sometimes live a single life because you have fiance's oversea. 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:45.640 Hang on in case Ben hears that that's what it 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.800 doesn't mean dating. Yeah, I don't know about the living 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.120 a single life, but I live alone, yes. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.800 And it means when you do that often you can't 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.560 be bothered to like cater a big meal for yourself, 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:57.280 so you just kind of find yourself eating crackers and 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.080 cheese most nuts. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.800 Yes, well it's really escalated. I didn't think I could 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:03.040 get lazier than Dina nuggets. But I found myself in 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.680 a new sweet spot. I'm just getting like non nutritional 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:10.720 value one rap. I put veggiemite on it, and then 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.280 I put to make it fancy, a bit of feta, 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:15.200 and then I put it in the oven like it's 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:15.640 a pizza. 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.640 But it's literally a veggiemite fetter pizza. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.000 It's not even a pizza. Pizza's making it sound fancy. 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.600 It's a piece of lavish bread with veggiemite and fetter 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.759 on it and lavoche. No, it's not lavoche, lavosh bread, 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:28.680 lavish bread. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.440 Whatever, the bread is lavish and it turns into a 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:32.240 delicious pizza. 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.199 No, is it not lavish bread? Producer Grace. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.560 I thought it was lavoche, but I think it's lavoche. 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:41.840 It doesn't matter. It's so I am shocked bread. It's 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.800 could be a one weekend for you, brit But it's 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.959 not spelt lavoche. It's spelt lavish. Maybe it's a brand. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.160 I hang on. This is escalated because now it's not 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:52.080 even about my lazy or dinner. It's about the pronounce. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.040 I'm so lazy, I can't even bother to call it lavache. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:57.800 I have spent my whole life calling that lavish bread. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.000 I'm sugar, You're welcome. Okay, I could be wrong. I 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.720 don't care enough about it. No, it's it's definitely lavoche. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:04.640 I'm so sorry. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:06.880 Oh yeah, I've got a bone pick with my mom. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.560 Then get her on the phone. That's just what she 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.560 called it. Just make it sound like it was fancy 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.760 when you were a kid, super lavish, screaming pizzas out 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:18.160 of lavash bread. So Marley May, she's my oldest, she's 0:02:18.160 --> 0:02:21.120 almost six years old. She started school this year, and 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.079 I feel like, as a mom, I'm still getting used 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:25.680 to having a kid that's at school. 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:28.359 I'm glad you finished that sentence. Why I'm still I 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.000 thought it was going to end it. I'm still gonna use. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:33.000 To having a kid sometimes, I am. I don't know 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.960 if you ever get used to completely being a parent, 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.240 or if every day is like you're learning something new 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.440 from these wonderful little miracles. No, but look, school's changed 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.720 so much since we were at school, Brett. So, if 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:44.680 you want to order something from the canteen for your 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:46.280 kids for lunch, and this might not be the same 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.160 every school across the country, but definitely for the one 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.240 Maley goes to. Everything is done via an app. Do 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.040 you remember back in the day how your mum would 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:55.160 just send you to school with like five bucks and 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.640 that was enough to get your chicken yummy drummies, a 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.480 souper duper a four hundred like chocolate buds. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.520 Five bucks. No, I was like two dollars. 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.640 You were getting a meat pie and some chicken chippies 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.440 and you put that in a brown paper bag that 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.920 was collected in a shopping basket by two people that 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:11.400 were very specially chosen. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.760 It was like the two school leaders, like your class leaders, 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.200 got to take the shopping basket down the white shopping 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.680 basket with your brown paper bag and you would write 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.520 on the front of the brown paper bag what your 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:21.959 order was. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:23.000 So funny. 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:26.160 So that's changed now, okay, now you have to be 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.680 organized and I am not an organized mum. I am 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.480 a last minute mum and I just kind of get by, 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.120 which usually saves me fine. But when it comes to 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.840 like needing to have your kids lunch order in prior 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.520 to eight am by the app, I'm not very good 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:44.120 at it. Okay, So I put in this order and 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.080 like they've got fancy things at school now, like Marley's 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:51.040 got pork and chived dumplings and they're everything's like hell 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:53.040 Star raided in school, which is much better than when 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:58.440 we were kids. Dumplings, dumplings. So Marley's order was Asai bowls. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.400 Anyway, that's also asking for trouble for a five year 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:02.560 old to eat an Assaii bowl. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.760 So Mallie wanted an ASII bowl for recess, and she 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.040 wanted porkin chive dumplings for lunch. And I was like, 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.640 no problems. I put the order in, I got her, 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.480 you know, some grapes and a few other things. Receipt 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:16.200 came through. I checked the amount. Sixteen dollars. Okay, when 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:17.000 bam off you go. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.560 Sixteen dollars for a kid's lunch. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:20.960 Order, Yes, recess and lunch. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:25.120 Pull them out home school. It's too much, that's a lotochrius. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:27.760 I go to pick up Malley from school and she 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.279 is in tears, like she is not a happy camper. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:33.080 I always pack her a couple of extra snacks because 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:34.480 you never know if they're going to like what they 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.080 get from the canteen, So just to make sure she's 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.640 got something else in there, just in case she's in tears, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.800 and I'm like, baby, what's wrong, What's happened? And she 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.760 was like, Mum, you didn't put the canteen order in 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.320 today I didn't have any lunch. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:46.200 Oh my god. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.280 And then I went back on the app and I checked, 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.400 and I think I must have just checked the total 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.760 amount and didn't actually process the order because it was 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.200 no actual receipt there. So it wasn't the school fault, 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.359 like it was definitely my fault. It was an app 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:58.760 glip and I made a mistake. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.520 She wanted was a damn sighing and pork dumpling. 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.240 And like all she wanted was a pork and shive dumplings. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.440 I mean, she got an IOU from the canteen and 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.600 she got her like some oranges and some bits and pieces. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:12.400 I mean, it's not a sign bowl, it's not a 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.320 soa bowl. But my thing is, I actually can't get 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:18.960 my head around how much everything now with school is online. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.960 And this is everything from ordering from the canteen to 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:25.080 buying school uniforms you do it online, to like booking 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.599 them into after schoolcare you do. Everything is done through 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.520 different apps, and there's so many apps, there's so many 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.680 whatsep groups. Even to book in your parent teach to night, 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.039 you have to do it through a calendar app so 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:37.720 that you know when you're going to see the teacher. 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.560 Like everything is online, which on one hand is very convenient, 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.960 but on the other hand, if you miss the deadlines, 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.720 you can't just send them to school with a brown 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:45.400 paper bag. 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:47.920 But to be fair, I know you said you're not 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:51.200 an organized person, but a lunch order app is far 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.960 easier than it is to have gone and gotten cash 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.120 out and to have a brown paper bag and to 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:57.640 write on it, to put it in and put into 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:58.039 the bag. 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:00.799 They've actually handed that to you on a play Yeah. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.640 But then what if when technology fails. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.080 You it didn't fail you failed, It was a user 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.680 problem technology. 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.719 No, I understand. I know, obviously she's fine. My child's 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.440 not neglected. She gets a great lunch every day. 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.200 But well, you know what shocks me is like when 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:16.640 I think back to being in school, you had chalk 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.560 on a chalkboard and you had like a projector so 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.479 if you were going to do this big group class, 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.480 someone would be chosen to write the information. Well, the 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.400 teacher would write the information down on like one of 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:27.720 those aful pieces and. 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:29.279 Then the sea through sheet yep, and you'd have. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.120 To put on the projector and it was someone's job 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.080 to make sure like the sheets were constantly moving on 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.200 the projector and they weren't back to front and upside down. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.760 And now I don't even think there are chalkboards. Isn't 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.279 it all like on iPads? And isn't it really extreme 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:41.720 for kids? 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.600 Now? No, I think that they're still chalkboards. I went 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:45.600 into a parent teacher recently, so we had like a 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.880 class presentation where the teacher had to present to all 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.040 of us, is like an orientation for kindergarten, and all 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.200 the parents walked in and we sat at the kid's desk. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.760 The only thing is that because they're in kindergarten, they're 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.000 not normal sized chairs and they're not normal sized table. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.000 So there was like thirty parents just all squeezed into 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:02.760 these little chairs on the floor while the teacher was 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.160 up the front talking to us. It was very humbling. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.800 Question do they still get like your pen license? You 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.560 know how you had to upgrade from a pencil to 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:11.800 a pen and then a red pen. 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:13.520 They're still to a red pen. 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.640 Well, you got red pen, blue pen and then pencil. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:16.120 In my day. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.200 Wow, Now we didn't have that. We just had from 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:21.360 pencil to pen. I never got my pen livery basic 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:26.320 your school. Yeah, I never got it. I never got it. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.720 When you entered year six, everyone who hadn't had it 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:30.600 just automatically got it. And I was the only kid 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.080 in year five who wasn't allowed to have a pen. 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:36.120 License just never treated as a weapon. Why are we 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.360 on trustworthy with a pen? No? I think my year 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.800 five teacher really didn't like me. I still have I 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.400 still have hangofs. Just depro shoes you. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.720 Well, in true Britney style. I had quite an embarrassing 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.360 moment on the weekend. And I don't usually get embarrassed. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.400 You say this at least once a week. I embarrassed myself. 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.640 But I'm not someone who normally embarrasses easily. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.960 Well, I don't embarrass easily, and it's probably weird thing 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.920 that embarrass me. It's probably not things that I don't 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.080 get embarrassed by, things. 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.360 That should embarrass me. 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.720 So one might say not easily, but frequently. 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.440 No, I don't know what the right term is, but 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:11.680 we can talk about that off air. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:17.240 So on the weekend we went to the F one and. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.480 Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, it had lots of fun. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.600 It was incredible. But I had to go to chemist's warehouse. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.880 I had to go and get some stuff from the 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.080 pharmacy with my friend that I was with a bunch 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.520 of well, actually she needed to go. I actually needed nothing. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.120 But it's like a Bunning's warehouse. You know when you 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.680 walk in and you walk out with a hundred things 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:33.240 that you don't need. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.839 Yes, you go into a chemist's warehouse for one very 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.920 specific thing and you leave with a loofer and a 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:40.600 head scout brush and you know, face washed, the peel 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:43.319 and some some sort of multivitamins. Yes, everything. 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:45.720 She was getting a script filled and I said, hey, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:46.880 I'm just gonna go for a wonder. 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:48.079 I think there's some stuff I need. 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:52.199 I needed to get, like a new electric toothbrush head. 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.280 So very specific. Of course, he did very specific. 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:57.600 So I was going down the aisles and I couldn't 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.640 find it, and I was like, okay, I just need 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.040 to ask because it was a huge chemistry house. So 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:03.600 I saw one of the workers down in the aisle. 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:05.600 I walked down to him and he was in the 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:09.200 protein area rearranging like all the protein powders and the 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:10.440 bars and all that kind of stuff. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:11.959 Do you ever find like, do you have a question 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:14.320 whether or not you should interrupt someone when they're clearly 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.840 doing a job. No, it's their job. Yeah, but like 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:18.760 when they're in the middle of like packing a shell. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:20.840 Rearranging the protein powder. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:23.680 Okay, well he wasn't doing life saving surgery. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.160 I would not interrupt somebody that was doing lifesaving surgery. 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:31.520 Anyway, he was rearranging the protein and I did think, cool, 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:33.120 I'll just ask him where it is. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:33.960 So I went up to him. 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.760 I said, Hi, excuse me, do you know where the 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:40.600 electric toothbrush aisle is? And he turned around sideways, didn't 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:44.080 really stop what he was doing. He said no and 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.000 turned back to the protein powder and he was busy 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:49.000 doing a job. And I was like, wow, that's unusual 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.880 because the stuff they are usually incredible. And I was like, okay, bro, 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:55.040 So I said, cool, do you mind asking someone. 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:55.400 Where it is? Then? 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:59.000 And he turned around He's like, I don't work here. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:05.600 I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.440 thought you were rearranging the protein powders. My mistake. He's like, 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.320 I am, I'm looking for my flavor. And I was like, 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:11.680 I'm very very sorry. 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:15.000 Was a chemist warehouse shirt, like what was he wearing? 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.600 But he from behind I didn't look that much because 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:22.000 he was doing his actions, screamed working, and he had 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.840 like a like a polo one that was quite tight. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:26.960 He was a gym bro irrelevant to the story, and 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:27.880 it just from behind us. 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:28.560 I was walking down. 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:31.559 I had cheer trousers on. Yeah, he probably did come 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:35.000 from another job. I was easily confused, but I was like, okay, buddy, 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:36.160 like you don't have to be rude about it. 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.480 And he's literally just a patron trying to brise protein. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:42.199 I've done something like this, not as bad, I don't think, necessarily, 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.719 but also probably equally as dumb. You know when you 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.360 meet someone and then you see them again out of context, 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:49.240 and you just can't remember where you know them from, 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.520 like you know you know them, but because the context 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:55.000 is different, your brain's like, oh, I can't place you. Okay. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.360 So I was walking down like the main street close 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.400 to where I live, but it's very busy street, and 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.439 I saw this woman who I was like, oh, that's 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:04.400 she's one of my customers at my jewelry store, which 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:05.640 is for anyone who doesn't know why I own a 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.520 jwery store. Plug it so Tony may swipe up, swipe 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.400 f up. So I was like, oh, she's one of 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:12.439 my customers. I was like, oh she I must have 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.520 met her. I must have met her at the store. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.160 She must be a good customer. I'll say hi. Because 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:18.640 she was looking at me and I was looking at her, 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.760 and we made eye contact, and obviously I was smiling 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:23.840 at her, Hence why she looked at me. And I 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.600 was like, oh, hey, babe, how are you going? Nice 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:29.400 to see you? And she looked really confused and was like, well, thanks, Nels. 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:31.520 And then I kept on trying to make a conversation 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:33.640 with her as we were walking towards each other. And 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:37.320 then as I got closer, I was like, oh my god, 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.800 I don't know her. That's Natalie andmbrulya. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.160 Hey babe, miss you, I'm so tall? Are you on 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:44.640 your way. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.839 Up to the shop? Get yourselves some necklaces. Have a 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:51.280 great day, sweetie? What is wrong with me? So funny? 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:52.959 I imagine famous people get it all the. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:56.000 Time, though, Yeah, but they probably don't realize that it's 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:57.960 a mistaken identity. They probably just think people are being 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:00.520 nice to them. Because they are known and people do 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:01.760 know who they are. She's like, no, I don't want 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.200 to come back to the store with you, creep. You're 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:08.120 a weirdo. It is time for our little Wins of 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.480 the week thanks to Chemists Warehouse. Now all you have 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.640 to do is call up with the little thing that 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:14.679 went right for you this week, not your big win. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.280 We don't want graduations and wedding proposals and all the 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:19.679 amazing stuff that everyone celebrates. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.640 I mean, congratulations if that has happened. 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:23.400 I mean, we're very happy for you, but that's not 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.720 going to win you a five hundred dollars Chemist Warehouse voucher. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:28.160 It is the little wins of the week because we 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.200 like to celebrate all achievements here and we've got Michelle 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.200 on the line. Michelle, what is your little win of 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:34.600 the week. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:39.280 So I suffer to be a car park anxiety, reverse 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:43.160 parking being that, and I plucked up the courage and 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.760 I pulled off a reverse park without a camera in 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.040 my park and I had to send a photo to 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.000 my husband and he thought I was cheating. He thought 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.640 another man pucked my car for me. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.440 Is this an actual like as a diagnose? 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:55.160 Is it a condition. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:59.320 Yeah, car parking self diagnosed. I've actually just pulled up 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:03.240 to another car and I got the hot sweats. I 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:06.320 was driving around and around until I can find something 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:07.520 that I can safely pull off. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:08.960 Michelle, how long has this been going on. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:13.199 For I'm thirty nine years old and I've been driving 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:16.640 and avoiding it since then. Wow, eighteen years. 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:18.280 So is this a problem where like when you go 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:19.920 to a car park you have to drive around until 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.840 you find two empty parks next to each other yep. 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:25.440 Or I get out of the car and get my 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:26.440 husband's park it for me. 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:28.920 Wow? I mean, well done? That is that feels like 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:30.520 a big win. But I'm very proud of you. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:31.440 I'm really happy for you. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.680 I'm sorry your husband didn't believe you, because it's so 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.960 deflating when you're like, I actually did do this, and 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:36.280 then no. 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.320 One's getting divorce now because he's like, you cheating? 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.959 No one trust? All Right, we got well on the phone, Will. 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:42.480 What is your little winner of. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.400 The week, My little winter of the week is I 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.199 don't have in my ear anymore? 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:51.440 You don't have an alive moth in your ear? 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.280 Back it up, Hang on, what you had a moth 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:53.920 in your ear. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.080 Yeah, correct, So Sunday earlier hour Sunday morning, I was 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:01.120 waken up to a irrit page in my ear and 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:05.599 it was a moth. So I went absolutely psycho, obviously, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:10.719 and I got everything, water, peroxide, everything to get this 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:14.560 moth out. It survives. And then I eventually went to 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.680 the doctor's Monday, and yeah, we blushed it out. 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.200 Wait, you waited how many days with it in there? 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.320 I was so probably too, yeah too. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.560 I thought it was in a cave, it was living 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:26.360 in its little home. 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:28.320 I guess it wasn't doing too. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:28.960 Well when it came out. 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:30.480 Hey, that makes me feel sick. 0:14:30.520 --> 0:14:32.960 No, No, definitely was dead when it come out. Yeah, 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:35.800 but every now and then you would get that it 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:36.440 would flutter. 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:41.680 Oh well, that's very exciting for you. Not really a 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.280 little win for the moth, though, is it. That's a 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:43.760 bit sad? 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:44.160 All right? 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.240 We got Casey on the phone. Casey, what's your little 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:46.840 win of the week? 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.960 My little win is my three year old hasn't pooped 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:56.040 on the floor yet. Ever do they usually poop on 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.560 the floor. She's going through a regression and for the 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:59.720 past couple of weeks she's. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.200 Been pooping on the floor nearly every day. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.880 Wow, So what kids do? 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:03.440 Man? 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.840 I just I'm really opened up different things every week. 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.400 Do kids just walk around and take a dump on 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:08.840 the floor? 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.680 Pretty much? She will just pull her pants down, squat down, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.120 and just do it where she's standing. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:14.400 Basically, it's disgusting. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:18.000 It depends kids are while they you know, you go 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.080 through every stage. Nothing shocks you though after you've had 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:21.840 two of them. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:25.040 No, it doesn't. I've got two kids and it actually 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:26.920 doesn't shock He's like, what is going on? 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.640 Though? I know, what are you doing? It is horrified, 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.200 Like she's actually horrified. And to me, I'm like, I 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:33.560 can't even tell you the amount of times I've had 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.400 pool on the floor. Just pick the log up, just 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:37.440 pick it up. Yeah, I go get a dog bag, 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:38.760 I pick it up. Then I get some dead or 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.760 wipe so wipe it up on the carpet or like 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:44.880 a bed. No, they don't. I don't know about your kids, Casey, 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:46.840 but my kids have never pooped on the carpet or 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:49.040 on a bed. They just do it on the hardwood floors. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.640 But what if your whole house is carpeted. It's not 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:53.560 though mine, So I don't know, But like, what about 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:54.960 you and do you have carpet or hardwood? 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.800 We've got tiles. But last week my daughter we were 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.360 visiting my sister in law and she did do a 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:02.920 poo on one of her carpets. 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:07.520 Oh, because it just gets a white carpet, Casey, it 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:08.160 was wid. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.760