Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Good pickup with britt Hockley and Laura Burn Radio work
Speaker 2: our windows. That's my world. Reason the dust, only good
Speaker 2: zabs all day. I don't much, but yeah, our big
Speaker 2: get and what I want.
Speaker 3: It don't matter where.
Speaker 2: This is the pickup. It's the start of the weekend everyone,
Speaker 2: and it's the pick up with Britteckley and Laura Burn.
Speaker 1: I tell you what, Laura, I have always sort of
Speaker 1: been known for my lazy Gil dinners. There was an
Speaker 1: era there where I just had a lot of Dino nuggets.
Speaker 2: It's because you live on your own. And when you
Speaker 2: live on your own and you're also I was gonna
Speaker 2: say you're single, you're not single. I sort of am, though,
Speaker 2: sometimes live a single life because you have fiance's oversea.
Speaker 1: Hang on in case Ben hears that that's what it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean dating. Yeah, I don't know about the living
Speaker 1: a single life, but I live alone, yes.
Speaker 2: And it means when you do that often you can't
Speaker 2: be bothered to like cater a big meal for yourself,
Speaker 2: so you just kind of find yourself eating crackers and
Speaker 2: cheese most nuts.
Speaker 1: Yes, well it's really escalated. I didn't think I could
Speaker 1: get lazier than Dina nuggets. But I found myself in
Speaker 1: a new sweet spot. I'm just getting like non nutritional
Speaker 1: value one rap. I put veggiemite on it, and then
Speaker 1: I put to make it fancy, a bit of feta,
Speaker 1: and then I put it in the oven like it's
Speaker 1: a pizza.
Speaker 2: But it's literally a veggiemite fetter pizza.
Speaker 3: It's not even a pizza. Pizza's making it sound fancy.
Speaker 1: It's a piece of lavish bread with veggiemite and fetter
Speaker 1: on it and lavoche. No, it's not lavoche, lavosh bread,
Speaker 1: lavish bread.
Speaker 2: Whatever, the bread is lavish and it turns into a
Speaker 2: delicious pizza.
Speaker 3: No, is it not lavish bread? Producer Grace.
Speaker 2: I thought it was lavoche, but I think it's lavoche.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It's so I am shocked bread. It's
Speaker 2: could be a one weekend for you, brit But it's
Speaker 2: not spelt lavoche. It's spelt lavish. Maybe it's a brand.
Speaker 3: I hang on. This is escalated because now it's not
Speaker 3: even about my lazy or dinner. It's about the pronounce.
Speaker 2: I'm so lazy, I can't even bother to call it lavache.
Speaker 1: I have spent my whole life calling that lavish bread.
Speaker 1: I'm sugar, You're welcome. Okay, I could be wrong. I
Speaker 1: don't care enough about it. No, it's it's definitely lavoche.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've got a bone pick with my mom.
Speaker 2: Then get her on the phone. That's just what she
Speaker 2: called it. Just make it sound like it was fancy
Speaker 2: when you were a kid, super lavish, screaming pizzas out
Speaker 2: of lavash bread. So Marley May, she's my oldest, she's
Speaker 2: almost six years old. She started school this year, and
Speaker 2: I feel like, as a mom, I'm still getting used
Speaker 2: to having a kid that's at school.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you finished that sentence. Why I'm still I
Speaker 3: thought it was going to end it. I'm still gonna use.
Speaker 2: To having a kid sometimes, I am. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you ever get used to completely being a parent,
Speaker 2: or if every day is like you're learning something new
Speaker 2: from these wonderful little miracles. No, but look, school's changed
Speaker 2: so much since we were at school, Brett. So, if
Speaker 2: you want to order something from the canteen for your
Speaker 2: kids for lunch, and this might not be the same
Speaker 2: every school across the country, but definitely for the one
Speaker 2: Maley goes to. Everything is done via an app. Do
Speaker 2: you remember back in the day how your mum would
Speaker 2: just send you to school with like five bucks and
Speaker 2: that was enough to get your chicken yummy drummies, a
Speaker 2: souper duper a four hundred like chocolate buds.
Speaker 3: Five bucks. No, I was like two dollars.
Speaker 1: You were getting a meat pie and some chicken chippies
Speaker 1: and you put that in a brown paper bag that
Speaker 1: was collected in a shopping basket by two people that
Speaker 1: were very specially chosen.
Speaker 2: It was like the two school leaders, like your class leaders,
Speaker 2: got to take the shopping basket down the white shopping
Speaker 2: basket with your brown paper bag and you would write
Speaker 2: on the front of the brown paper bag what your
Speaker 2: order was.
Speaker 3: So funny.
Speaker 2: So that's changed now, okay, now you have to be
Speaker 2: organized and I am not an organized mum. I am
Speaker 2: a last minute mum and I just kind of get by,
Speaker 2: which usually saves me fine. But when it comes to
Speaker 2: like needing to have your kids lunch order in prior
Speaker 2: to eight am by the app, I'm not very good
Speaker 2: at it. Okay, So I put in this order and
Speaker 2: like they've got fancy things at school now, like Marley's
Speaker 2: got pork and chived dumplings and they're everything's like hell
Speaker 2: Star raided in school, which is much better than when
Speaker 2: we were kids. Dumplings, dumplings. So Marley's order was Asai bowls.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's also asking for trouble for a five year
Speaker 1: old to eat an Assaii bowl.
Speaker 2: So Mallie wanted an ASII bowl for recess, and she
Speaker 2: wanted porkin chive dumplings for lunch. And I was like,
Speaker 2: no problems. I put the order in, I got her,
Speaker 2: you know, some grapes and a few other things. Receipt
Speaker 2: came through. I checked the amount. Sixteen dollars. Okay, when
Speaker 2: bam off you go.
Speaker 3: Sixteen dollars for a kid's lunch.
Speaker 2: Order, Yes, recess and lunch.
Speaker 3: Pull them out home school. It's too much, that's a lotochrius.
Speaker 2: I go to pick up Malley from school and she
Speaker 2: is in tears, like she is not a happy camper.
Speaker 2: I always pack her a couple of extra snacks because
Speaker 2: you never know if they're going to like what they
Speaker 2: get from the canteen, So just to make sure she's
Speaker 2: got something else in there, just in case she's in tears,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, baby, what's wrong, What's happened? And she
Speaker 2: was like, Mum, you didn't put the canteen order in
Speaker 2: today I didn't have any lunch.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then I went back on the app and I checked,
Speaker 2: and I think I must have just checked the total
Speaker 2: amount and didn't actually process the order because it was
Speaker 2: no actual receipt there. So it wasn't the school fault,
Speaker 2: like it was definitely my fault. It was an app
Speaker 2: glip and I made a mistake.
Speaker 3: She wanted was a damn sighing and pork dumpling.
Speaker 2: And like all she wanted was a pork and shive dumplings.
Speaker 2: I mean, she got an IOU from the canteen and
Speaker 2: she got her like some oranges and some bits and pieces.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not a sign bowl, it's not a
Speaker 2: soa bowl. But my thing is, I actually can't get
Speaker 2: my head around how much everything now with school is online.
Speaker 2: And this is everything from ordering from the canteen to
Speaker 2: buying school uniforms you do it online, to like booking
Speaker 2: them into after schoolcare you do. Everything is done through
Speaker 2: different apps, and there's so many apps, there's so many
Speaker 2: whatsep groups. Even to book in your parent teach to night,
Speaker 2: you have to do it through a calendar app so
Speaker 2: that you know when you're going to see the teacher.
Speaker 2: Like everything is online, which on one hand is very convenient,
Speaker 2: but on the other hand, if you miss the deadlines,
Speaker 2: you can't just send them to school with a brown
Speaker 2: paper bag.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, I know you said you're not
Speaker 1: an organized person, but a lunch order app is far
Speaker 1: easier than it is to have gone and gotten cash
Speaker 1: out and to have a brown paper bag and to
Speaker 1: write on it, to put it in and put into
Speaker 1: the bag.
Speaker 3: They've actually handed that to you on a play Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then what if when technology fails.
Speaker 1: You it didn't fail you failed, It was a user
Speaker 1: problem technology.
Speaker 2: No, I understand. I know, obviously she's fine. My child's
Speaker 2: not neglected. She gets a great lunch every day.
Speaker 1: But well, you know what shocks me is like when
Speaker 1: I think back to being in school, you had chalk
Speaker 1: on a chalkboard and you had like a projector so
Speaker 1: if you were going to do this big group class,
Speaker 1: someone would be chosen to write the information. Well, the
Speaker 1: teacher would write the information down on like one of
Speaker 1: those aful pieces and.
Speaker 2: Then the sea through sheet yep, and you'd have.
Speaker 1: To put on the projector and it was someone's job
Speaker 1: to make sure like the sheets were constantly moving on
Speaker 1: the projector and they weren't back to front and upside down.
Speaker 1: And now I don't even think there are chalkboards. Isn't
Speaker 1: it all like on iPads? And isn't it really extreme
Speaker 1: for kids?
Speaker 2: Now? No, I think that they're still chalkboards. I went
Speaker 2: into a parent teacher recently, so we had like a
Speaker 2: class presentation where the teacher had to present to all
Speaker 2: of us, is like an orientation for kindergarten, and all
Speaker 2: the parents walked in and we sat at the kid's desk.
Speaker 2: The only thing is that because they're in kindergarten, they're
Speaker 2: not normal sized chairs and they're not normal sized table.
Speaker 2: So there was like thirty parents just all squeezed into
Speaker 2: these little chairs on the floor while the teacher was
Speaker 2: up the front talking to us. It was very humbling.
Speaker 1: Question do they still get like your pen license? You
Speaker 1: know how you had to upgrade from a pencil to
Speaker 1: a pen and then a red pen.
Speaker 2: They're still to a red pen.
Speaker 3: Well, you got red pen, blue pen and then pencil.
Speaker 3: In my day.
Speaker 2: Wow, Now we didn't have that. We just had from
Speaker 2: pencil to pen. I never got my pen livery basic
Speaker 2: your school. Yeah, I never got it. I never got it.
Speaker 2: When you entered year six, everyone who hadn't had it
Speaker 2: just automatically got it. And I was the only kid
Speaker 2: in year five who wasn't allowed to have a pen.
Speaker 2: License just never treated as a weapon. Why are we
Speaker 2: on trustworthy with a pen? No? I think my year
Speaker 2: five teacher really didn't like me. I still have I
Speaker 2: still have hangofs. Just depro shoes you.
Speaker 1: Well, in true Britney style. I had quite an embarrassing
Speaker 1: moment on the weekend. And I don't usually get embarrassed.
Speaker 2: You say this at least once a week. I embarrassed myself.
Speaker 2: But I'm not someone who normally embarrasses easily.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't embarrass easily, and it's probably weird thing
Speaker 1: that embarrass me. It's probably not things that I don't
Speaker 1: get embarrassed by, things.
Speaker 3: That should embarrass me.
Speaker 2: So one might say not easily, but frequently.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know what the right term is, but
Speaker 1: we can talk about that off air.
Speaker 3: So on the weekend we went to the F one and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, it had lots of fun.
Speaker 3: It was incredible. But I had to go to chemist's warehouse.
Speaker 1: I had to go and get some stuff from the
Speaker 1: pharmacy with my friend that I was with a bunch
Speaker 1: of well, actually she needed to go. I actually needed nothing.
Speaker 1: But it's like a Bunning's warehouse. You know when you
Speaker 1: walk in and you walk out with a hundred things
Speaker 1: that you don't need.
Speaker 2: Yes, you go into a chemist's warehouse for one very
Speaker 2: specific thing and you leave with a loofer and a
Speaker 2: head scout brush and you know, face washed, the peel
Speaker 2: and some some sort of multivitamins. Yes, everything.
Speaker 1: She was getting a script filled and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go for a wonder.
Speaker 3: I think there's some stuff I need.
Speaker 1: I needed to get, like a new electric toothbrush head.
Speaker 3: So very specific. Of course, he did very specific.
Speaker 1: So I was going down the aisles and I couldn't
Speaker 1: find it, and I was like, okay, I just need
Speaker 1: to ask because it was a huge chemistry house. So
Speaker 1: I saw one of the workers down in the aisle.
Speaker 1: I walked down to him and he was in the
Speaker 1: protein area rearranging like all the protein powders and the
Speaker 1: bars and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Do you ever find like, do you have a question
Speaker 2: whether or not you should interrupt someone when they're clearly
Speaker 2: doing a job. No, it's their job. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: when they're in the middle of like packing a shell.
Speaker 3: Rearranging the protein powder.
Speaker 2: Okay, well he wasn't doing life saving surgery.
Speaker 3: I would not interrupt somebody that was doing lifesaving surgery.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he was rearranging the protein and I did think, cool,
Speaker 1: I'll just ask him where it is.
Speaker 2: So I went up to him.
Speaker 1: I said, Hi, excuse me, do you know where the
Speaker 1: electric toothbrush aisle is? And he turned around sideways, didn't
Speaker 1: really stop what he was doing. He said no and
Speaker 1: turned back to the protein powder and he was busy
Speaker 1: doing a job. And I was like, wow, that's unusual
Speaker 1: because the stuff they are usually incredible. And I was like, okay, bro,
Speaker 1: So I said, cool, do you mind asking someone.
Speaker 2: Where it is? Then?
Speaker 1: And he turned around He's like, I don't work here.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: thought you were rearranging the protein powders. My mistake. He's like,
Speaker 1: I am, I'm looking for my flavor. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm very very sorry.
Speaker 2: Was a chemist warehouse shirt, like what was he wearing?
Speaker 1: But he from behind I didn't look that much because
Speaker 1: he was doing his actions, screamed working, and he had
Speaker 1: like a like a polo one that was quite tight.
Speaker 1: He was a gym bro irrelevant to the story, and
Speaker 1: it just from behind us.
Speaker 3: I was walking down.
Speaker 1: I had cheer trousers on. Yeah, he probably did come
Speaker 1: from another job. I was easily confused, but I was like, okay, buddy,
Speaker 1: like you don't have to be rude about it.
Speaker 3: And he's literally just a patron trying to brise protein.
Speaker 2: I've done something like this, not as bad, I don't think, necessarily,
Speaker 2: but also probably equally as dumb. You know when you
Speaker 2: meet someone and then you see them again out of context,
Speaker 2: and you just can't remember where you know them from,
Speaker 2: like you know you know them, but because the context
Speaker 2: is different, your brain's like, oh, I can't place you. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was walking down like the main street close
Speaker 2: to where I live, but it's very busy street, and
Speaker 2: I saw this woman who I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: she's one of my customers at my jewelry store, which
Speaker 2: is for anyone who doesn't know why I own a
Speaker 2: jwery store. Plug it so Tony may swipe up, swipe
Speaker 2: f up. So I was like, oh, she's one of
Speaker 2: my customers. I was like, oh she I must have
Speaker 2: met her. I must have met her at the store.
Speaker 2: She must be a good customer. I'll say hi. Because
Speaker 2: she was looking at me and I was looking at her,
Speaker 2: and we made eye contact, and obviously I was smiling
Speaker 2: at her, Hence why she looked at me. And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, hey, babe, how are you going? Nice
Speaker 2: to see you? And she looked really confused and was like, well, thanks, Nels.
Speaker 2: And then I kept on trying to make a conversation
Speaker 2: with her as we were walking towards each other. And
Speaker 2: then as I got closer, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I don't know her. That's Natalie andmbrulya.
Speaker 3: Hey babe, miss you, I'm so tall? Are you on
Speaker 3: your way.
Speaker 2: Up to the shop? Get yourselves some necklaces. Have a
Speaker 2: great day, sweetie? What is wrong with me? So funny?
Speaker 1: I imagine famous people get it all the.
Speaker 2: Time, though, Yeah, but they probably don't realize that it's
Speaker 2: a mistaken identity. They probably just think people are being
Speaker 2: nice to them. Because they are known and people do
Speaker 2: know who they are. She's like, no, I don't want
Speaker 2: to come back to the store with you, creep. You're
Speaker 2: a weirdo. It is time for our little Wins of
Speaker 2: the week thanks to Chemists Warehouse. Now all you have
Speaker 2: to do is call up with the little thing that
Speaker 2: went right for you this week, not your big win.
Speaker 2: We don't want graduations and wedding proposals and all the
Speaker 2: amazing stuff that everyone celebrates.
Speaker 3: I mean, congratulations if that has happened.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're very happy for you, but that's not
Speaker 2: going to win you a five hundred dollars Chemist Warehouse voucher.
Speaker 2: It is the little wins of the week because we
Speaker 2: like to celebrate all achievements here and we've got Michelle
Speaker 2: on the line. Michelle, what is your little win of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 4: So I suffer to be a car park anxiety, reverse
Speaker 4: parking being that, and I plucked up the courage and
Speaker 4: I pulled off a reverse park without a camera in
Speaker 4: my park and I had to send a photo to
Speaker 4: my husband and he thought I was cheating. He thought
Speaker 4: another man pucked my car for me.
Speaker 2: Is this an actual like as a diagnose?
Speaker 3: Is it a condition.
Speaker 4: Yeah, car parking self diagnosed. I've actually just pulled up
Speaker 4: to another car and I got the hot sweats. I
Speaker 4: was driving around and around until I can find something
Speaker 4: that I can safely pull off.
Speaker 2: Michelle, how long has this been going on.
Speaker 4: For I'm thirty nine years old and I've been driving
Speaker 4: and avoiding it since then. Wow, eighteen years.
Speaker 1: So is this a problem where like when you go
Speaker 1: to a car park you have to drive around until
Speaker 1: you find two empty parks next to each other yep.
Speaker 4: Or I get out of the car and get my
Speaker 4: husband's park it for me.
Speaker 2: Wow? I mean, well done? That is that feels like
Speaker 2: a big win. But I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 3: I'm really happy for you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry your husband didn't believe you, because it's so
Speaker 2: deflating when you're like, I actually did do this, and
Speaker 2: then no.
Speaker 3: One's getting divorce now because he's like, you cheating?
Speaker 2: No one trust? All Right, we got well on the phone, Will.
Speaker 2: What is your little winner of.
Speaker 5: The week, My little winter of the week is I
Speaker 5: don't have in my ear anymore?
Speaker 2: You don't have an alive moth in your ear?
Speaker 3: Back it up, Hang on, what you had a moth
Speaker 3: in your ear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, correct, So Sunday earlier hour Sunday morning, I was
Speaker 5: waken up to a irrit page in my ear and
Speaker 5: it was a moth. So I went absolutely psycho, obviously,
Speaker 5: and I got everything, water, peroxide, everything to get this
Speaker 5: moth out. It survives. And then I eventually went to
Speaker 5: the doctor's Monday, and yeah, we blushed it out.
Speaker 3: Wait, you waited how many days with it in there?
Speaker 5: I was so probably too, yeah too.
Speaker 2: I thought it was in a cave, it was living
Speaker 2: in its little home.
Speaker 5: I guess it wasn't doing too.
Speaker 2: Well when it came out.
Speaker 3: Hey, that makes me feel sick.
Speaker 5: No, No, definitely was dead when it come out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but every now and then you would get that it
Speaker 5: would flutter.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's very exciting for you. Not really a
Speaker 2: little win for the moth, though, is it. That's a
Speaker 2: bit sad?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: We got Casey on the phone. Casey, what's your little
Speaker 2: win of the week?
Speaker 3: My little win is my three year old hasn't pooped
Speaker 3: on the floor yet. Ever do they usually poop on
Speaker 3: the floor. She's going through a regression and for the
Speaker 3: past couple of weeks she's.
Speaker 4: Been pooping on the floor nearly every day.
Speaker 2: Wow, So what kids do?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: I just I'm really opened up different things every week.
Speaker 1: Do kids just walk around and take a dump on
Speaker 1: the floor?
Speaker 5: Pretty much? She will just pull her pants down, squat down,
Speaker 5: and just do it where she's standing.
Speaker 3: Basically, it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It depends kids are while they you know, you go
Speaker 2: through every stage. Nothing shocks you though after you've had
Speaker 2: two of them.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't. I've got two kids and it actually
Speaker 3: doesn't shock He's like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Though? I know, what are you doing? It is horrified,
Speaker 2: Like she's actually horrified. And to me, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can't even tell you the amount of times I've had
Speaker 2: pool on the floor. Just pick the log up, just
Speaker 2: pick it up. Yeah, I go get a dog bag,
Speaker 2: I pick it up. Then I get some dead or
Speaker 2: wipe so wipe it up on the carpet or like
Speaker 2: a bed. No, they don't. I don't know about your kids, Casey,
Speaker 2: but my kids have never pooped on the carpet or
Speaker 2: on a bed. They just do it on the hardwood floors.
Speaker 1: But what if your whole house is carpeted. It's not
Speaker 1: though mine, So I don't know, But like, what about
Speaker 1: you and do you have carpet or hardwood?
Speaker 3: We've got tiles. But last week my daughter we were
Speaker 3: visiting my sister in law and she did do a
Speaker 3: poo on one of her carpets.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it just gets a white carpet, Casey, it
Speaker 2: was wid.
Speaker 4: I wished in there.
Speaker 3: It was gross.
Speaker 1: I just like nice things like I like nice things,
Speaker 1: and I just don't know where the child fits into that.
Speaker 2: Pretty Brittany, just live somewhere that's got floorboards. You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: You can hear a great mom all right? Who I'm
Speaker 2: not pregnant to every Rogers, Who do we think is
Speaker 2: the most deserving of our five hundred dollars chemist bare
Speaker 2: house boucher?
Speaker 1: For me personally, if I have a kid that's not
Speaker 1: taking a dump on.
Speaker 3: The floor, that's a.
Speaker 1: Win for me.
Speaker 2: Casey, you've worn yourself.
Speaker 3: A five hundred dollars. If voucher you get some dip.
Speaker 4: My goodness, thank.
Speaker 3: You so much.
Speaker 2: You're so welcome. You can get a whole lot of
Speaker 2: dead or wipes, I'm sure from there to clean it
Speaker 2: all up.
Speaker 4: Well, I will be getting them.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations, love Well, that was a wild little wins,
Speaker 1: wasn't it.
Speaker 3: We went all over the place.
Speaker 2: We really did. We kind of went from the highest
Speaker 2: of the lows to the number two's, the whole spectrum