WEBVTT - #196: Top 5 Bike Bells 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:09.320 Just hoo, stood back a couple of mitches, yea, release 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:15.840 yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood, and it's 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:16.480 kind of fun. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.240 Just you. You feelthy unhinged bitch? 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:29.160 Honestly is Michjui and Mitchell coups Hello, yeah, hallo, Yeah, 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:31.360 Well I'm back equally being equal. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.640 You're right, equallybrium. It's not even a hard word. No, 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.600 it's not Equallybriuama's returned. Last episode, you said, hollo you 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.680 and did you see me? Your mouth was taking a breath, 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:41.040 and I went, he's about to start the show. And 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:42.919 to start the show is a new thing where it's 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.160 the competition of who can jump in first, miture. We've 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.400 never been competing with each other. That's why this podcast 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:48.600 works well. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:52.000 Equilibrium hasn't properly been restored, because wouldn't. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:55.800 You bloody believe our third wheel Jenner has wagged again. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:57.440 Double twice in one week. 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:59.880 Fucking now she's going to get an official warning. Totally, 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.920 if my mind could be written, I don't even. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:03.880 Know where she is. She's just not answering her our calls. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.880 Well, thank fuck that we are a fully functioning vehicle, 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.080 because we don't just have a third wheel. We have 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:13.080 a fourth wheel. Here is here our raving reporter Oscar. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.080 Hellow chick feeling the void of Jenna today. 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:17.240 Hello, how does it feel? 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.080 It feels good. I feel like I've been slightly just 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:24.039 temporarily promoted. Yeah yeah, now yeah yeah yeah. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.560 Well we're not a car. We're more of like one 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.920 of those moppeds that mister Bean would drive. Oh do 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.840 they have four wheels? Now they've got three. They've got 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:31.240 two at the front, which is you and I, then 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.240 one at the back. It's like a try trike. Oh okay, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.400 so you're that you're like the point wheel at the back. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.600 Yeah. Yeah, the pinnacle without me falls, yeah. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:43.200 We'd roll, yeah we balance? Yeah yeah, and of course 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:44.720 we do. I mean Monday, we were fine. It was 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:48.280 just like an electric scooter. Great to have you, Oscar. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:49.880 Thank you, it's good to be here. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.840 People love you. You're you're on the show. When we 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:53.520 did your last on. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.800 The show, when we were interrogating your mystery man. 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:58.400 That's right for martograph, Yes, your mysterym and I was 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:00.840 running around yelling at any tweink I found. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.280 Okay, thank you very funny. 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.600 Well that was my last, you know, pre recorder, but 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.399 actually being here, it would have been the Christmas episode. Actually, yeah, 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:09.440 we made the Christmas. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.120 Slides cockta oh no, it was the. 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.320 Unicorn shadow. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:16.680 I love how like I've got a reference the point 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.240 for every time. Oh, the Christmas cocktails they were found. Oh, 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.600 when we smashed the unicon. 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:24.040 Yeah four, we smashed the gorgeous Yeah ten bucks. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.480 You're going to have to do something really fucking memorable 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.679 today so that we remember, oh that time, But I 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:29.840 was that iconic thing here. 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:31.280 You've got to be something. You've got to do something. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.399 I'll work on it. Oh, Chaos and Wild, you've seen 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:35.120 me on a Saturday. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:36.799 I think my favorite story I don't even think we've 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:38.480 spoken about this on the show, is that, like when 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:40.760 you're over at Mitches, you'll sleep on that blot mattress. 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.560 You're not afraid to bring men home and just use 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:44.800 that blot mattress. Oh can you believe this? 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.240 When we got back from Newcastle because it came with 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:49.320 me for my comedy. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.440 Show, Yes, all that looked fun. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.239 We got back like five in the afternoon and I 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:57.760 booked a five forty five yoga class and I said, yeah, 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.079 I'm going to go to that class, because it'll just 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.639 be good to unwind after a good weekend decompressed. 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:04.320 Is it fine? 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:05.720 Are you going to be fine on your own for 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:06.880 an hour if I ditch you to. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:07.760 Go to this class? 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.799 Evidently he wasn't fine on his own for an hour, 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.920 because while I was gone, he went and fucked one 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:15.840 of my neighbors Oscar. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.080 Yeah, I did we all do? What when he did? 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.440 Do to one wine? Yeah? 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:23.440 No, it is nice yet, No I did, and I'd 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:23.920 do it again. 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:26.200 And did you know the neighbor did you meet on 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:26.720 an app? 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:27.960 Maybe? 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:33.000 But also he didn't mark about because at like twenty 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:33.960 past six. 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:36.360 I was only halfway through the yoga class. There was 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:39.280 a message on my phone saying, right, I've just finished 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:39.720 my roote. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:42.640 When are you back? Because I had the keys? You're efficient, 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:43.560 You're an efficient boy. 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.800 Well, I knew I had a limited amount of time, 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:47.840 so you had from five forty five to six twenty. 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:49.560 When did you arrive at his place? 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:50.080 Well? 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.240 I thought it a bit because the cat nearly threw up, 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.000 of course, and there was no way I was kind 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.720 of spell or his cat? No Isabella, yeah, my cat? 0:03:57.840 --> 0:04:00.880 Yea, you invited this man to meet you? No? 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.360 No, No, I was going to like, I was about 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.960 to leave, and I just heard and I just went, 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.600 oh my god. I went, I'm the only one here, 0:04:06.640 --> 0:04:09.200 so unless I'm fucking here and things like yeah. And 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.240 then I look over and there she is arched back, 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:14.080 just yack, and I went, what about the cat throughoutside? 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:17.919 No, the cat was just watching it, no doubt. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:19.520 So what time did you get to his place? I'm 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:22.040 trying to figure out how quick you were in the bedroom. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:23.440 I'd say. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.719 Six six or six twenty Wambm think you. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.719 S so efficient. I don't think by the time all 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.840 the blood's gone to my bits. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:37.160 I mean, like, look, I've had enough. I've had enough time. 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.480 You know what you're doing. I'm not built for that life. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.560 I can't. I like, I know, I need to forge 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:45.119 an emotional connection. If I don't know their mother's name, 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:46.720 what TV shows they want? 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:51.120 The childhood pet was like, what their life's and aspiration. 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.440 Make model year it is? They drive? I can't get 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:55.839 it going, but see I'm there now. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:59.039 But then on occasion, you know, sometimes the old high 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:02.000 oscar comes out. It's you know, I've been chatting to 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.320 him for a week or so, why not? But no, nowadays, 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.479 I'm very much like I can't like I need to 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:08.480 know at least their first name. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.680 Now I think I'm like Mitch. We're very similarly. Our 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.280 hole phases were very much like I barely had a 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:13.919 whole face. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:17.240 You really did not actually what my iGEM's about? 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.280 Oh wow, great time? 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.719 So perhaps we should just jump right in. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:25.479 I mean we've both been through that enough. Is it 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.359 it's your first time listening? Every time we do this show, 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:29.039 is it just me? 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:29.919 I can't do it? 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.080 We start every episode the same with. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.920 Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate appreciate. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.440 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's today, Oscar. 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.880 How third Wheel will be giving any of their own. 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.840 Yes, it's my it's my own audition. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.279 Have you got a good one up with slave? 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.679 I hope so I can better it's an orgy? 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:49.200 Can you give it us a little teather of what 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.400 yours is going to be cheery? Because I've already told 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.840 your mind it's going to be about I'll kick it off. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:54.919 It's something that I've noticed, and it was when I 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:56.240 was an orange, you know, I spoke about it on 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:58.560 Mondays and regional. But I just feel like we've got 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:02.440 an impost in our midst. I felt there's an industry 0:06:02.680 --> 0:06:06.400 that I think needs reform. There is an industry that 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:10.200 needs investigating. And there is a certain job that people 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:14.480 claim to have that I think is fake and riddle 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.919 with laughs. Oh I'm excited, Yes, accusation, but that's coming up. 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.920 I'm sure I will. Should I kick things off? Why 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:21.680 don't you let's go? 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:24.800 Is it just me. 0:06:26.600 --> 0:06:28.120 That's part of your kind of wish you could do 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.599 a round two with old hookups? 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:31.280 No? 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:35.280 Absolutely, not, no way really no no. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:38.520 Now, what I mean when I say that is obviously 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.680 I wouldn't actually go and rout someone from a one 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.719 night stand a long time ago, because I've got a 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:47.440 partner now, you would. But there is part of me 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.520 that would just like to message them all and say 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:55.240 I'm really good at it. Now, don't take that one 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:59.560 night stand as a testament to my abilities in the bedroom. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.120 I've got way better top But but Mitchell, but you 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.760 were like, we're not old people like where we grow 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:06.479 and we learn, Like when you're young and you're not 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:08.080 as good at it, it makes sense you've got to 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:08.800 have it to know it. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:09.720 Speak for yourself. 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:13.880 I am I'm just talking about, like, you know, the 0:07:13.960 --> 0:07:17.320 really early twenty ones, that is, you'd rather not dwell 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.240 on it because I'm like, oh, that wasn't good, or 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.760 maybe I was really drunk and it was messy, and 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.240 I'm like that person is now going out in the 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:28.680 world being like, yeah, I rooted Mitchell Kombs once it 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:29.400 wasn't good. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:30.800 So are you saying you were a dud? 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:33.400 Route definitely was more dud than I am now. Of 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.920 course at one point, which everyone was. That's kind of normal, 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:37.040 but yeah. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.760 PILLARTI is. Of course you can get up there. Oh 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:42.160 I'm you've got no idea, no doubt. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:43.360 Rub a band over here. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.080 I don't think i'd want to. You don't actually need 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:47.680 to reword it. You don't want to just sleep with them. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.840 You just want to tell them your head. And this 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:50.600 is the conversation. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.160 I just want to hit them all up and say 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.840 forget that happened, especially the people that were there during 0:07:55.840 --> 0:08:00.440 the whole fucking antidepressant induced a rectile dysfunction. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:03.880 An era penis a good time, yeah, for a long quest. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:05.080 That's why we never worked out. 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:09.560 Of course, Well why don't you post this to Instagram? 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.960 And that way they cut this out, but just put 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.480 the conversation about how good you are? 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:17.160 Yeah, or I just DM them all. There's not that 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:18.560 many my numbers only seven? 0:08:19.320 --> 0:08:24.440 Really yeah wow, as in like proper you know, yeah yeah, yeah. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.160 Oh god, what a mental image. I'm sorry. I didn't 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:28.600 know how else to say it. No, it was a 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:29.320 good mental image. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.920 No, I was. I'm enjoying myself over here. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.040 I think it's worth it. I would never do that 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:35.760 because you're so happy where you are. 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:38.040 No, I'm not actually suggesting i'd do it. The question 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.040 was is there part of you that wish if you could? 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.199 I just want them to know, well, for me personally, 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.800 like there's a there's probably a few people that if 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.000 I had the chance, i'd be like, let's have a 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.280 let's have a coffee. I just want to explain to you. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.440 And I'm not as tragic as I was when you 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.280 took me home that one. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.200 No, No, I see, I'm so delusional. I just think 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.960 everyone never has sex as good as they did with me, 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.319 so they just they will forever. Credit. 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:00.840 I like that. 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:01.720 Actually, thank you. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:02.440 I really like that. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.400 I want that mon happy, like like you ask you 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.640 to start having the six in twenty minutes with someone 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:09.120 I don't know. I can't. I'm not built for that. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.480 I'm built for romance. And you know I don't like 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:12.520 I love that. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.600 I love I love a good bit of romance, So like, 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:17.120 I'm on board for that, but like most of them, 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.040 I've personally blocked out of my memory. So I'm kind 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:20.480 of just. 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.160 Like if you were trying to track down all your 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.599 formal hook cups, you'd be fucked because you don't have 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:25.000 any name. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:26.240 That's true. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.440 Actually, I wouldn't know half the contact. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.240 Where are you now find my iPhone? 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:34.520 Find my root? Idea it was supposed to make from. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.640 My idea is that I think you should give me 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.480 their names because they're in our circles. Oh no, No, 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:41.800 I don't think you know any of them to be 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:44.600 there bump into them probably, Okay, i'd be able to. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:48.640 There's not one person from my history that I think 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.080 you've ever crossed paths with. Okay, then well I could 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.320 be wrong because if it's one thing I've learned, the 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.040 gay community is one small word. 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:58.000 Oh my god, that's my point. I could covertly drop 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:58.400 it in. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:00.679 That's true, But how are you going to attest to 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.200 the fact that, Hey, Mitchell is really good at it. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:06.480 Now. I just I was talking to pretend to Oscar. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.280 You are just one of Mitchell's seven, one of seven 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:13.000 wearing palms. O, Hi, how are you? 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:13.760 Hi? 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:18.360 What are you drinking? Crap? Oh? Really? You know who 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.439 isn't crap in bed? My friend Mitchell Curves. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.240 Oh I remember him? Yeah? 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:27.000 Yeah, no not anymore? No he goes to pilates does 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.760 his friend? His partner Shaw was telling me, oh, I 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.600 can't walk for days. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:35.080 Oh, I'll just have to. I'll let him know that. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.280 Oh okay, I wanted. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:37.400 You to know. 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.439 Oh, okay, great. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:40.280 Am I doing this all right? 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:40.800 I'm really glad. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.640 I know you don't need to throw the pilarates thing. 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.720 And there was important context. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.160 I thought it was important. I was on board. I 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:47.800 was in character. 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:52.679 Anyway, Any past fucks that are listening, I swear that's 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:53.319 not the best. 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:55.400 Of my ability. We'll post the videos to the Socialist 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:58.880 be the judge before and after side note. 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.160 You know I just said that my number seven? Am 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:02.719 I allowed to ask where you're at? 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.880 I've overtaken you? Now, okay, there you go, my number 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.560 I've taken. Yeah, what are you? 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:07.800 Eight? 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:10.240 Seven point five? 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:11.200 Yeah? 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:14.160 Yeah, yeah, gotby in the Macas car park. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:21.400 Ye half, oh, work for recounting, Gobby'll be fourteenth anyway. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.200 Do you want to hear this with your Is it 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.280 this me? Let's stop talking about my place, jump right in? 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:29.320 Is it just me? 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.839 Just Somalia's need to drop the ship? 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:36.120 Who drop the act? 0:11:36.440 --> 0:11:37.160 Cut the bullshit? 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.719 The people that sniff wine. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:43.120 The wine connoisseurs, Somalia. 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:44.520 I thought it was like Smellie Air. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.400 No. No, but that's a better name. That makes more sense. 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.080 It does because it's got smell in the title. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:52.160 I've got a theory that somaliers who are wine professionals 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:54.839 and oscar. Now you're out there, will you have to google? 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:55.440 When asked? 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:55.840 So? 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:59.520 Could you just get a definitely? Did you bring that top? No? No, 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.400 I can, Jenna never does either, pair of glasses and 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:08.760 a yellow purse. Yes, just Somalia, But they need to 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:12.120 be investigated. They're up there with psychics, as in, they 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:14.559 just say shit and we are forced to believe them, 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:17.320 and there's no way we can ever prove them wrong. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.760 Oh well, you've got the definition of. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.920 Somalia a wine waiter. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.000 Oh yeah, I feel like it's more to it than 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:26.000 to be more to it. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:29.319 I'm going to keep a Somalio or wine Steward is 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.960 a trained and knowledgeable wine professional, normally working in fine 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.959 restaurants who specializes in all aspects of wine service as 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:38.120 well as wine and food. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.840 Pair And they sort of yeah, they're like, oh, this 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:43.000 one's got fucking tones of oak and whatever. 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:44.800 Like they're just a bit nerdy about wine. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.520 That's my point. So Steve and I went to a 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.440 winery in Orange. It was lovely and we sat there 0:12:48.480 --> 0:12:50.760 and they walk up with a white wine with it 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.600 turneth minion. No it was, no, it was I don't 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:57.439 want to say obviously can No. The wine was delicious, 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.880 but it was just wine. Have a smell of vis 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.320 and then have a smell of vis. It's not a 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:05.280 pano like you know, isn't it? And in my head 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:07.280 I went, yeah, she's right, But what what the fuck 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.200 does that even mean? Why did I believe her? I 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.040 believed her. I was like drinking the cooler. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.080 Well in a way, I mean, she's kind of doing 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.640 a job right then, because like I'm convinced as a 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:19.240 customer service profession arm myself. I mean I'm not a Somali. 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.480 I'm more just a funck with like, yeah, that's the 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:24.199 whole part. I have a feeling that's just part of 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.200 her job is to convince you that that pana grizio 0:13:26.320 --> 0:13:27.839 you taste it is not the one you would get 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:28.200 it out. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.120 We need an audit because she she went, I have a 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.200 smell and have a drink. Are you're getting the notes 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:37.160 of marshmallow, massmellow? It's Mark smellow, pinot grigio. Shouldn't you 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:40.000 taste chocolate in this mello? No, I can't taste chocolate 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.400 because it's grapes. There is no way you have to 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.000 get chocolate from grapes, Like it just feasibly does not 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:45.480 make sense. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.680 Yeah, yeah, And so you started to get a bit cynical, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:51.719 did yah? You're like, no, no, I'll stop you right there, bitch, masshmellow. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:53.760 She gave me the spit bucket to spit it in. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.280 I'm like, I'm not driving, I can drink all. By 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.640 the end, she'd be like, you can taste that. I'm like, no, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.400 I can't taste up meg sally. I can taste sulfur 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.840 and bury because that's all that's in this sally. There's 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:07.600 no cattle in this wine. Tasting mixed grape. Oh my God, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.080 she's obviously you can smell it. It's been it's been 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:14.160 an oak barrel, and obviously now stop assuming things. 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.160 But I don't think you can loop them in with 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.520 psychics because you compared smelly airs or whatever the fuck 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:20.680 smelly bellies. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:21.600 What do they call? 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.920 You compared them to psychics, Like psychics can be really 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.520 specific and pull out certain details that. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:31.480 Make you go, WHOA, how did they know that? 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:35.360 That's oddly specific and it's impressive, But smelia can't do that. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.600 I'm more how you meant to question them on it? 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:39.400 That's what I mean. If a psychic said to you, 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.600 like your grandma's in the room, you kind of go, well, 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.400 I guess I have no other choice but to believe them. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.240 You know she's alive and well, actually I know where 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:45.520 she is. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.560 I think you'll find barkers at home and laundry. She's 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:52.000 doing kenail yeahs bingo. Yeah. 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:53.320 But if they were to say to you, you know, 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.080 this has got notes of Bergamont and beef, borg and 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:59.040 young and you're holding them low. Yeah, you cannot say 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:03.080 no because it's so subjective. Anyway, if any somalias are listening, 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:04.360 let us know what you actually do. 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:05.560 Sorry, we offended you. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:09.040 Apologies, Sorry, we've just destroyed your entire career. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.120 The more you talk about it, the more it sounds 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.640 like a dream job. Actually a lot of bullshit. Obviously 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.560 there would have been a bit of drinking of the 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.440 wine in the price of it becoming it is merely 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.800 belly yes, and then you just get to be correct 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:21.320 all the time. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.240 That's a good point. No one can tell you you're wrong. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.200 That's my dream job, drinking wine and always being right. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.120 I'll pretend I'm a snail trail and I'll have a 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:37.520 sip of this water and then i'll describe it ready, yeah, oh, oh, instantly, vanilla, 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.160 Oh instantly, I'm getting notes of vanilla. And also what 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:43.800 I'm getting is the sulfur, and it's mixing so well 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:46.080 with the peppermint. Can't argue that. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.160 If you put it if, it's just absolutely bullshit. 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:50.800 I think you'd be so good at it. I think 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:51.520 I reckon. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.800 Oh God, maybe that's why i'm mad because I'm jealous 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:54.560 I don't have that job. 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.680 Actually, I haven't feel like it's because you get you're 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:58.640 so upset that it's not your child, because. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:15:59.960 I know i'd be really good at it. You probably thought, 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.960 Oh my god, the life on Vinyard's great. There were 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.360 kelpies running around dogs, all these twenty dollars for fucking 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:09.200 one tasting like it's. 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.680 A make or break. Can you drink on the job? 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:10.320