Speaker 1: Just hoo, stood back a couple of mitches, yea, release
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood, and it's
Speaker 1: kind of fun.
Speaker 2: Just you. You feelthy unhinged bitch?
Speaker 3: Honestly is Michjui and Mitchell coups Hello, yeah, hallo, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Well I'm back equally being equal.
Speaker 2: You're right, equallybrium. It's not even a hard word. No,
Speaker 2: it's not Equallybriuama's returned. Last episode, you said, hollo you
Speaker 2: and did you see me? Your mouth was taking a breath,
Speaker 2: and I went, he's about to start the show. And
Speaker 2: to start the show is a new thing where it's
Speaker 2: the competition of who can jump in first, miture. We've
Speaker 2: never been competing with each other. That's why this podcast
Speaker 2: works well.
Speaker 4: Equilibrium hasn't properly been restored, because wouldn't.
Speaker 5: You bloody believe our third wheel Jenner has wagged again.
Speaker 2: Double twice in one week.
Speaker 4: Fucking now she's going to get an official warning. Totally,
Speaker 4: if my mind could be written, I don't even.
Speaker 2: Know where she is. She's just not answering her our calls.
Speaker 4: Well, thank fuck that we are a fully functioning vehicle,
Speaker 4: because we don't just have a third wheel. We have
Speaker 4: a fourth wheel. Here is here our raving reporter Oscar.
Speaker 4: Hellow chick feeling the void of Jenna today.
Speaker 2: Hello, how does it feel?
Speaker 6: It feels good. I feel like I've been slightly just
Speaker 6: temporarily promoted. Yeah yeah, now yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Well we're not a car. We're more of like one
Speaker 2: of those moppeds that mister Bean would drive. Oh do
Speaker 2: they have four wheels? Now they've got three. They've got
Speaker 2: two at the front, which is you and I, then
Speaker 2: one at the back. It's like a try trike. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: so you're that you're like the point wheel at the back.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, the pinnacle without me falls, yeah.
Speaker 2: We'd roll, yeah we balance? Yeah yeah, and of course
Speaker 2: we do. I mean Monday, we were fine. It was
Speaker 2: just like an electric scooter. Great to have you, Oscar.
Speaker 6: Thank you, it's good to be here.
Speaker 2: People love you. You're you're on the show. When we
Speaker 2: did your last on.
Speaker 5: The show, when we were interrogating your mystery man.
Speaker 6: That's right for martograph, Yes, your mysterym and I was
Speaker 6: running around yelling at any tweink I found.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very funny.
Speaker 6: Well that was my last, you know, pre recorder, but
Speaker 6: actually being here, it would have been the Christmas episode. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 6: we made the Christmas.
Speaker 2: Slides cockta oh no, it was the.
Speaker 6: Unicorn shadow.
Speaker 2: I love how like I've got a reference the point
Speaker 2: for every time. Oh, the Christmas cocktails they were found. Oh,
Speaker 2: when we smashed the unicon.
Speaker 6: Yeah four, we smashed the gorgeous Yeah ten bucks.
Speaker 5: You're going to have to do something really fucking memorable
Speaker 5: today so that we remember, oh that time, But I
Speaker 5: was that iconic thing here.
Speaker 2: You've got to be something. You've got to do something.
Speaker 6: I'll work on it. Oh, Chaos and Wild, you've seen
Speaker 6: me on a Saturday.
Speaker 2: I think my favorite story I don't even think we've
Speaker 2: spoken about this on the show, is that, like when
Speaker 2: you're over at Mitches, you'll sleep on that blot mattress.
Speaker 2: You're not afraid to bring men home and just use
Speaker 2: that blot mattress. Oh can you believe this?
Speaker 5: When we got back from Newcastle because it came with
Speaker 5: me for my comedy.
Speaker 2: Show, Yes, all that looked fun.
Speaker 4: We got back like five in the afternoon and I
Speaker 4: booked a five forty five yoga class and I said, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm going to go to that class, because it'll just
Speaker 4: be good to unwind after a good weekend decompressed.
Speaker 2: Is it fine?
Speaker 5: Are you going to be fine on your own for
Speaker 5: an hour if I ditch you to.
Speaker 2: Go to this class?
Speaker 4: Evidently he wasn't fine on his own for an hour,
Speaker 4: because while I was gone, he went and fucked one
Speaker 4: of my neighbors Oscar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did we all do? What when he did?
Speaker 2: Do to one wine? Yeah?
Speaker 6: No, it is nice yet, No I did, and I'd
Speaker 6: do it again.
Speaker 2: And did you know the neighbor did you meet on
Speaker 2: an app?
Speaker 6: Maybe?
Speaker 4: But also he didn't mark about because at like twenty
Speaker 4: past six.
Speaker 5: I was only halfway through the yoga class. There was
Speaker 5: a message on my phone saying, right, I've just finished
Speaker 5: my roote.
Speaker 2: When are you back? Because I had the keys? You're efficient,
Speaker 2: You're an efficient boy.
Speaker 6: Well, I knew I had a limited amount of time,
Speaker 6: so you had from five forty five to six twenty.
Speaker 2: When did you arrive at his place?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: I thought it a bit because the cat nearly threw up,
Speaker 6: of course, and there was no way I was kind
Speaker 6: of spell or his cat? No Isabella, yeah, my cat?
Speaker 2: Yea, you invited this man to meet you? No?
Speaker 6: No, No, I was going to like, I was about
Speaker 6: to leave, and I just heard and I just went,
Speaker 6: oh my god. I went, I'm the only one here,
Speaker 6: so unless I'm fucking here and things like yeah. And
Speaker 6: then I look over and there she is arched back,
Speaker 6: just yack, and I went, what about the cat throughoutside?
Speaker 2: No, the cat was just watching it, no doubt.
Speaker 4: So what time did you get to his place? I'm
Speaker 4: trying to figure out how quick you were in the bedroom.
Speaker 6: I'd say.
Speaker 5: Six six or six twenty Wambm think you.
Speaker 2: S so efficient. I don't think by the time all
Speaker 2: the blood's gone to my bits.
Speaker 6: I mean, like, look, I've had enough. I've had enough time.
Speaker 2: You know what you're doing. I'm not built for that life.
Speaker 2: I can't. I like, I know, I need to forge
Speaker 2: an emotional connection. If I don't know their mother's name,
Speaker 2: what TV shows they want?
Speaker 6: The childhood pet was like, what their life's and aspiration.
Speaker 2: Make model year it is? They drive? I can't get
Speaker 2: it going, but see I'm there now.
Speaker 6: But then on occasion, you know, sometimes the old high
Speaker 6: oscar comes out. It's you know, I've been chatting to
Speaker 6: him for a week or so, why not? But no, nowadays,
Speaker 6: I'm very much like I can't like I need to
Speaker 6: know at least their first name.
Speaker 2: Now I think I'm like Mitch. We're very similarly. Our
Speaker 2: hole phases were very much like I barely had a
Speaker 2: whole face.
Speaker 5: You really did not actually what my iGEM's about?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, great time?
Speaker 5: So perhaps we should just jump right in.
Speaker 2: I mean we've both been through that enough. Is it
Speaker 2: it's your first time listening? Every time we do this show,
Speaker 2: is it just me?
Speaker 6: I can't do it?
Speaker 5: We start every episode the same with.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's today, Oscar.
Speaker 2: How third Wheel will be giving any of their own.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's my it's my own audition.
Speaker 2: Have you got a good one up with slave?
Speaker 6: I hope so I can better it's an orgy?
Speaker 4: Can you give it us a little teather of what
Speaker 4: yours is going to be cheery? Because I've already told
Speaker 4: your mind it's going to be about I'll kick it off.
Speaker 2: It's something that I've noticed, and it was when I
Speaker 2: was an orange, you know, I spoke about it on
Speaker 2: Mondays and regional. But I just feel like we've got
Speaker 2: an impost in our midst. I felt there's an industry
Speaker 2: that I think needs reform. There is an industry that
Speaker 2: needs investigating. And there is a certain job that people
Speaker 2: claim to have that I think is fake and riddle
Speaker 2: with laughs. Oh I'm excited, Yes, accusation, but that's coming up.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I will. Should I kick things off? Why
Speaker 2: don't you let's go?
Speaker 6: Is it just me.
Speaker 4: That's part of your kind of wish you could do
Speaker 4: a round two with old hookups?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, not, no way really no no.
Speaker 4: Now, what I mean when I say that is obviously
Speaker 4: I wouldn't actually go and rout someone from a one
Speaker 4: night stand a long time ago, because I've got a
Speaker 4: partner now, you would. But there is part of me
Speaker 4: that would just like to message them all and say
Speaker 4: I'm really good at it. Now, don't take that one
Speaker 4: night stand as a testament to my abilities in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I've got way better top But but Mitchell, but you
Speaker 2: were like, we're not old people like where we grow
Speaker 2: and we learn, Like when you're young and you're not
Speaker 2: as good at it, it makes sense you've got to
Speaker 2: have it to know it.
Speaker 6: Speak for yourself.
Speaker 5: I am I'm just talking about, like, you know, the
Speaker 5: really early twenty ones, that is, you'd rather not dwell
Speaker 5: on it because I'm like, oh, that wasn't good, or
Speaker 5: maybe I was really drunk and it was messy, and
Speaker 5: I'm like that person is now going out in the
Speaker 5: world being like, yeah, I rooted Mitchell Kombs once it
Speaker 5: wasn't good.
Speaker 2: So are you saying you were a dud?
Speaker 4: Route definitely was more dud than I am now. Of
Speaker 4: course at one point, which everyone was. That's kind of normal,
Speaker 4: but yeah.
Speaker 2: PILLARTI is. Of course you can get up there. Oh
Speaker 2: I'm you've got no idea, no doubt.
Speaker 6: Rub a band over here.
Speaker 2: I don't think i'd want to. You don't actually need
Speaker 2: to reword it. You don't want to just sleep with them.
Speaker 2: You just want to tell them your head. And this
Speaker 2: is the conversation.
Speaker 4: I just want to hit them all up and say
Speaker 4: forget that happened, especially the people that were there during
Speaker 4: the whole fucking antidepressant induced a rectile dysfunction.
Speaker 2: An era penis a good time, yeah, for a long quest.
Speaker 6: That's why we never worked out.
Speaker 2: Of course, Well why don't you post this to Instagram?
Speaker 2: And that way they cut this out, but just put
Speaker 2: the conversation about how good you are?
Speaker 4: Yeah, or I just DM them all. There's not that
Speaker 4: many my numbers only seven?
Speaker 2: Really yeah wow, as in like proper you know, yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what a mental image. I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 2: know how else to say it. No, it was a
Speaker 2: good mental image.
Speaker 6: No, I was. I'm enjoying myself over here.
Speaker 2: I think it's worth it. I would never do that
Speaker 2: because you're so happy where you are.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not actually suggesting i'd do it. The question
Speaker 4: was is there part of you that wish if you could?
Speaker 6: I just want them to know, well, for me personally,
Speaker 6: like there's a there's probably a few people that if
Speaker 6: I had the chance, i'd be like, let's have a
Speaker 6: let's have a coffee. I just want to explain to you.
Speaker 6: And I'm not as tragic as I was when you
Speaker 6: took me home that one.
Speaker 2: No, No, I see, I'm so delusional. I just think
Speaker 2: everyone never has sex as good as they did with me,
Speaker 2: so they just they will forever. Credit.
Speaker 7: I like that.
Speaker 2: Actually, thank you.
Speaker 6: I really like that.
Speaker 2: I want that mon happy, like like you ask you
Speaker 2: to start having the six in twenty minutes with someone
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't. I'm not built for that.
Speaker 2: I'm built for romance. And you know I don't like
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 6: I love I love a good bit of romance, So like,
Speaker 6: I'm on board for that, but like most of them,
Speaker 6: I've personally blocked out of my memory. So I'm kind
Speaker 6: of just.
Speaker 5: Like if you were trying to track down all your
Speaker 5: formal hook cups, you'd be fucked because you don't have
Speaker 5: any name.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 6: Actually, I wouldn't know half the contact.
Speaker 2: Where are you now find my iPhone?
Speaker 6: Find my root? Idea it was supposed to make from.
Speaker 2: My idea is that I think you should give me
Speaker 2: their names because they're in our circles. Oh no, No,
Speaker 2: I don't think you know any of them to be
Speaker 2: there bump into them probably, Okay, i'd be able to.
Speaker 4: There's not one person from my history that I think
Speaker 4: you've ever crossed paths with. Okay, then well I could
Speaker 4: be wrong because if it's one thing I've learned, the
Speaker 4: gay community is one small word.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's my point. I could covertly drop
Speaker 2: it in.
Speaker 5: That's true, But how are you going to attest to
Speaker 5: the fact that, Hey, Mitchell is really good at it.
Speaker 2: Now. I just I was talking to pretend to Oscar.
Speaker 2: You are just one of Mitchell's seven, one of seven
Speaker 2: wearing palms. O, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 2: What are you drinking? Crap? Oh? Really? You know who
Speaker 2: isn't crap in bed? My friend Mitchell Curves.
Speaker 6: Oh I remember him? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no not anymore? No he goes to pilates does
Speaker 2: his friend? His partner Shaw was telling me, oh, I
Speaker 2: can't walk for days.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'll just have to. I'll let him know that.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, I wanted.
Speaker 2: You to know.
Speaker 6: Oh, okay, great.
Speaker 2: Am I doing this all right?
Speaker 6: I'm really glad.
Speaker 2: I know you don't need to throw the pilarates thing.
Speaker 2: And there was important context.
Speaker 6: I thought it was important. I was on board. I
Speaker 6: was in character.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Any past fucks that are listening, I swear that's
Speaker 4: not the best.
Speaker 2: Of my ability. We'll post the videos to the Socialist
Speaker 2: be the judge before and after side note.
Speaker 5: You know I just said that my number seven? Am
Speaker 5: I allowed to ask where you're at?
Speaker 2: I've overtaken you? Now, okay, there you go, my number
Speaker 2: I've taken. Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 8: Eight?
Speaker 2: Seven point five?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, gotby in the Macas car park.
Speaker 4: Ye half, oh, work for recounting, Gobby'll be fourteenth anyway.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear this with your Is it
Speaker 2: this me? Let's stop talking about my place, jump right in?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Just Somalia's need to drop the ship?
Speaker 6: Who drop the act?
Speaker 2: Cut the bullshit?
Speaker 5: The people that sniff wine.
Speaker 2: The wine connoisseurs, Somalia.
Speaker 5: I thought it was like Smellie Air.
Speaker 2: No. No, but that's a better name. That makes more sense.
Speaker 5: It does because it's got smell in the title.
Speaker 2: I've got a theory that somaliers who are wine professionals
Speaker 2: and oscar. Now you're out there, will you have to google?
Speaker 2: When asked?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: Could you just get a definitely? Did you bring that top? No? No,
Speaker 2: I can, Jenna never does either, pair of glasses and
Speaker 2: a yellow purse. Yes, just Somalia, But they need to
Speaker 2: be investigated. They're up there with psychics, as in, they
Speaker 2: just say shit and we are forced to believe them,
Speaker 2: and there's no way we can ever prove them wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you've got the definition of.
Speaker 6: Somalia a wine waiter.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I feel like it's more to it than
Speaker 2: to be more to it.
Speaker 6: I'm going to keep a Somalio or wine Steward is
Speaker 6: a trained and knowledgeable wine professional, normally working in fine
Speaker 6: restaurants who specializes in all aspects of wine service as
Speaker 6: well as wine and food.
Speaker 4: Pair And they sort of yeah, they're like, oh, this
Speaker 4: one's got fucking tones of oak and whatever.
Speaker 5: Like they're just a bit nerdy about wine.
Speaker 2: That's my point. So Steve and I went to a
Speaker 2: winery in Orange. It was lovely and we sat there
Speaker 2: and they walk up with a white wine with it
Speaker 2: turneth minion. No it was, no, it was I don't
Speaker 2: want to say obviously can No. The wine was delicious,
Speaker 2: but it was just wine. Have a smell of vis
Speaker 2: and then have a smell of vis. It's not a
Speaker 2: pano like you know, isn't it? And in my head
Speaker 2: I went, yeah, she's right, But what what the fuck
Speaker 2: does that even mean? Why did I believe her? I
Speaker 2: believed her. I was like drinking the cooler.
Speaker 6: Well in a way, I mean, she's kind of doing
Speaker 6: a job right then, because like I'm convinced as a
Speaker 6: customer service profession arm myself. I mean I'm not a Somali.
Speaker 6: I'm more just a funck with like, yeah, that's the
Speaker 6: whole part. I have a feeling that's just part of
Speaker 6: her job is to convince you that that pana grizio
Speaker 6: you taste it is not the one you would get
Speaker 6: it out.
Speaker 2: We need an audit because she she went, I have a
Speaker 2: smell and have a drink. Are you're getting the notes
Speaker 2: of marshmallow, massmellow? It's Mark smellow, pinot grigio. Shouldn't you
Speaker 2: taste chocolate in this mello? No, I can't taste chocolate
Speaker 2: because it's grapes. There is no way you have to
Speaker 2: get chocolate from grapes, Like it just feasibly does not
Speaker 2: make sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, And so you started to get a bit cynical,
Speaker 5: did yah? You're like, no, no, I'll stop you right there, bitch, masshmellow.
Speaker 2: She gave me the spit bucket to spit it in.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not driving, I can drink all. By
Speaker 2: the end, she'd be like, you can taste that. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I can't taste up meg sally. I can taste sulfur
Speaker 2: and bury because that's all that's in this sally. There's
Speaker 2: no cattle in this wine. Tasting mixed grape. Oh my God,
Speaker 2: she's obviously you can smell it. It's been it's been
Speaker 2: an oak barrel, and obviously now stop assuming things.
Speaker 4: But I don't think you can loop them in with
Speaker 4: psychics because you compared smelly airs or whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: smelly bellies.
Speaker 2: What do they call?
Speaker 4: You compared them to psychics, Like psychics can be really
Speaker 4: specific and pull out certain details that.
Speaker 5: Make you go, WHOA, how did they know that?
Speaker 4: That's oddly specific and it's impressive, But smelia can't do that.
Speaker 4: I'm more how you meant to question them on it?
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. If a psychic said to you,
Speaker 2: like your grandma's in the room, you kind of go, well,
Speaker 2: I guess I have no other choice but to believe them.
Speaker 5: You know she's alive and well, actually I know where
Speaker 5: she is.
Speaker 6: I think you'll find barkers at home and laundry. She's
Speaker 6: doing kenail yeahs bingo. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if they were to say to you, you know,
Speaker 2: this has got notes of Bergamont and beef, borg and
Speaker 2: young and you're holding them low. Yeah, you cannot say
Speaker 2: no because it's so subjective. Anyway, if any somalias are listening,
Speaker 2: let us know what you actually do.
Speaker 5: Sorry, we offended you.
Speaker 6: Apologies, Sorry, we've just destroyed your entire career.
Speaker 5: The more you talk about it, the more it sounds
Speaker 5: like a dream job. Actually a lot of bullshit. Obviously
Speaker 5: there would have been a bit of drinking of the
Speaker 5: wine in the price of it becoming it is merely
Speaker 5: belly yes, and then you just get to be correct
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 4: That's a good point. No one can tell you you're wrong.
Speaker 4: That's my dream job, drinking wine and always being right.
Speaker 2: I'll pretend I'm a snail trail and I'll have a
Speaker 2: sip of this water and then i'll describe it ready, yeah, oh, oh, instantly, vanilla,
Speaker 2: Oh instantly, I'm getting notes of vanilla. And also what
Speaker 2: I'm getting is the sulfur, and it's mixing so well
Speaker 2: with the peppermint. Can't argue that.
Speaker 5: If you put it if, it's just absolutely bullshit.
Speaker 6: I think you'd be so good at it. I think
Speaker 6: I reckon.
Speaker 2: Oh God, maybe that's why i'm mad because I'm jealous
Speaker 2: I don't have that job.
Speaker 6: Actually, I haven't feel like it's because you get you're
Speaker 6: so upset that it's not your child, because.
Speaker 2: I know i'd be really good at it. You probably thought,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the life on Vinyard's great. There were
Speaker 2: kelpies running around dogs, all these twenty dollars for fucking
Speaker 2: one tasting like it's.
Speaker 5: A make or break. Can you drink on the job?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably not. Oh my god, what are the jobs? Can
Speaker 2: you drink on?
Speaker 5: I don't know if you can drink on the job
Speaker 5: as the smelly air?
Speaker 2: Smelly air, yeah, Prince George, he needs to say, is
Speaker 2: it just me?
Speaker 7: You can follow the show online?
Speaker 2: Just search a couple of mitches. If you don't, you're
Speaker 2: a tighead.
Speaker 5: Oh k, you dug out, honorary third wheel, Oscar. I
Speaker 5: don't want to put you under any sort.
Speaker 4: Of pressure right now, but I will say that when
Speaker 4: we throw jennera bone and get her to doing is
Speaker 4: it just me of her own?
Speaker 2: This is true?
Speaker 4: She really does nail it. She's not disappointed once, Mitch.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you heard last week's episode on
Speaker 5: Wednesday when you left early and it was this Jenner and.
Speaker 2: I I was going to say, I was in the room. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: you left. Did you hear that part? No? I didn't know.
Speaker 5: Well I got her to do, and is it it's me?
Speaker 5: No warning?
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 4: I just said, anyway, Jenna, is it just me? And
Speaker 4: just threw under the bus completely.
Speaker 2: And what did she say?
Speaker 4: It was like, do you feel suss when you buy bleach?
Speaker 4: Like all you need to say is that one line.
Speaker 4: Have got a great track record.
Speaker 6: I want to watch an MRI scan of Jenna's brain
Speaker 6: and forms a sentence because I just adored.
Speaker 2: Listening on that. It's so funny, totally one of her
Speaker 2: best ones. Is it just me? Or there is there
Speaker 2: always a wet floor sign? Outside of David jonestall, it's
Speaker 2: the my roof always leaking. And she's so right, She's
Speaker 2: so right.
Speaker 6: So is there someone who works into my Yes, she's
Speaker 6: so nice.
Speaker 4: And of course don't forget it was Jenna's iGEM that
Speaker 4: birthed the whole sniffing rug thing. That's true that she's
Speaker 4: the one that said that drug stawes smell really nice.
Speaker 6: She did, and so yeah, and as I found out later,
Speaker 6: some of them do. I went viral on TikTok.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 6: I still get recognized.
Speaker 2: To this as the rug sniffer. Probably don't want that profile.
Speaker 6: You're in Newcastle and someone just came up and said
Speaker 6: I loved your rug sniffing video and I was.
Speaker 5: Like, that's seriously the one that he gets recognized for them.
Speaker 6: All the time. And I was like, you know what fair?
Speaker 4: So Yeah, basically, all we're saying is that you'll be fine,
Speaker 4: no pressure, but Jenna usually fucking crushes it.
Speaker 5: So now that you're in, I see you better fucking
Speaker 5: bring it.
Speaker 6: I mean this could literally get me like fire.
Speaker 2: Can you do your best Jenner impression? Because michig do
Speaker 2: a great Jenna. It's a half guinea pig, half missing girl.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hang on, just pretend there's a bazooka to your head.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do you know what I mean? I need a sentence
Speaker 6: to be given, just say I work on the Jones
Speaker 6: and the man to show okay.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 6: Him, Jenna, work.
Speaker 2: On the Oh it's Jenna. Yeah, it's always ends in pain.
Speaker 6: Will you see home more than I do?
Speaker 2: I don't see against our will? All right, Bradley will
Speaker 2: count you in and then you hit us third wheel
Speaker 2: normally fourth, but today third wheel oscar better be fucking good?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do we really need to humble big car drivers because
Speaker 6: I'm so sick of trying to drive in my little
Speaker 6: Corolla and then some fuck wit in a ute decides that, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm going to cut this faggot off. I don't think so. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Like can we There needs to be a set of
Speaker 6: rules for people who drive big cars. And I'm also
Speaker 6: talking about buses and truck drivers too.
Speaker 2: I agree. I think when you go to like a
Speaker 2: Ford dealership in the same way that when you're on
Speaker 2: a roller coaster. Yeah, there is a sign that says
Speaker 2: must be this tall to ride. Yeah, then there needs
Speaker 2: to be a must be this tall to drive because
Speaker 2: small people in big trucks. What are you trying to prove?
Speaker 6: I would love to see how it looks like when
Speaker 6: they're driving, Like I just imagine that short people have
Speaker 6: like bricks or something on the bottom of the because
Speaker 6: like I can't deal with it. And like bus drivers
Speaker 6: as well, Like my dad may be a bus driver,
Speaker 6: but Jesus Christ, some of them need to learn how
Speaker 6: to drive.
Speaker 2: Did you say my dad maybe a bus drive? Like
Speaker 2: you're not sure? You haven't spoken to.
Speaker 6: My dad? Might just just well just founder the three
Speaker 6: of us.
Speaker 2: All have little hatchbacks. We have tiny cars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well mine is weird because it's a small car.
Speaker 4: Technically it can fit in the small car spot at
Speaker 4: the supermarket car park, but everyone.
Speaker 5: Always goes fuck. It's surprisingly spacious in here.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of boots space, a lot of foot space.
Speaker 6: It's not all crammed.
Speaker 4: If there's three people in the backseat, it goes all right,
Speaker 4: my little small car.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting, But you've got I feel like I can read
Speaker 2: this in people. You've got small car energy. Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I do you have. You're tall, so you've got like
Speaker 2: mid sized suv energy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would love an suv.
Speaker 5: I've got a little roller at the moment you've struck
Speaker 5: me the seabreu forested driver.
Speaker 2: Regardless of the lesbian car. It's even like a Masda
Speaker 2: c X three. Oh, I love google it. It's like
Speaker 2: a five seed, but it's got a little bubble butt on.
Speaker 2: It's a little higher off the great it's like one
Speaker 2: of those small cars that's like up on still.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, see that that's I would describe that as
Speaker 5: a big car.
Speaker 2: It looks like a soccer mom car.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but it's not like it's not big like
Speaker 6: a like a ute or something.
Speaker 2: Now the Muma to get the CX five Mitchell I've
Speaker 2: got on weekends.
Speaker 6: That's so true. See I like the c X three.
Speaker 6: I like that it's but it's the same shape as mine. Yeah,
Speaker 6: peach opens from the top. That's well, that's it. But
Speaker 6: just fuck me even like coming to the studio today,
Speaker 6: Like I got riled up when I was in the
Speaker 6: car some ars wipe. He just decided, oh last minute,
Speaker 6: well I'm gonna change into the next lane and nearly
Speaker 6: hit me the car.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would never say that.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I got excited.
Speaker 2: What car do you see me? As?
Speaker 6: That's an excellent question?
Speaker 2: Is your skill?
Speaker 5: I actually think that your car is too small for you.
Speaker 6: What car do you have currently?
Speaker 2: I have a hay On dieye thirty.
Speaker 6: Oh that's way too small.
Speaker 2: But I'm getting a car at the moment. I'm in
Speaker 2: the process.
Speaker 6: Okay, I know we mentioned it before. I really could
Speaker 6: see you in a c X three or cxby.
Speaker 2: I see you in a land Cruiser.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good with the refract for your thirf boards.
Speaker 2: Because you're a big boy.
Speaker 6: I've always wanted one of those old jeeps from like
Speaker 6: a Wrangler, Yeah, like from Jurassic Park. No, I was
Speaker 6: thinking more give more girls. Oh that's the yeah. The
Speaker 6: cross diagram without brains. Yeah, yeah, yeah, iron Woman, would
Speaker 6: you do a soft top or a hard top?
Speaker 2: Still talking about cars.
Speaker 6: I do like a hard top, but I think if
Speaker 6: I went to get the Jeep, I'd probably go to
Speaker 6: a soft top.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I kind of want a convertible though, just so I
Speaker 6: can live at Paris Hilton life.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh fuck, that is it just me
Speaker 2: on the fly? Are they not making convertibles anymore?
Speaker 6: They're not.
Speaker 2: I don't seen one in forever. I never see convertibles
Speaker 2: they've made.
Speaker 6: My dad would be so proud of me right now,
Speaker 6: the bus driver, the bus driver, Yeah, they're only cars
Speaker 6: making convertibles now. They're like complete luxury cars like shoes.
Speaker 6: What are they called Lamborghini luxury like Italian cars? Then
Speaker 6: the only one's doing it now.
Speaker 2: Wow, start saving again?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I remember I wanted a v DUB convertible back when
Speaker 2: I was a kid. Oh yeah, or green?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Bright yellow? I've always wanted to bright yellow.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be cute?
Speaker 6: This is like the most masculine conversation ever.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I hated every second of this. When do we start
Speaker 5: doing car chat?
Speaker 2: Fucking hell? Jenna would never no, no, Jennie, you would
Speaker 2: be it's just me manslaughter, and not even that it's
Speaker 2: pretty bad?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: He's ready? That's a segment of the year. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: am return.
Speaker 2: I reckon. No one matching my energy right now. That
Speaker 2: was Oscar the music being the Town Bicycle was used. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I had flashbacks. I'm just going to say, I am
Speaker 2: not at all excited for this, and I actually think
Speaker 2: this is the beginning of the end. Nostrodermis predicted a
Speaker 2: great crash in twenty twenty four, and I believe.
Speaker 6: This is it.
Speaker 5: Why would you say such a thing to me too,
Speaker 5: I've said.
Speaker 2: It to your face, Mitch. Why would you say such
Speaker 2: a thing? Why write that?
Speaker 7: For?
Speaker 2: Are we really at this level where we have to
Speaker 2: rank bike bells? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so, because you reckon they all sound the same,
Speaker 5: right I do.
Speaker 2: I've discriminated against the bike industry.
Speaker 4: But remember I did my cycling in the city course
Speaker 4: and when they were getting us to ring our bells
Speaker 4: in Unison, it was absolute chaos because everyone's found a
Speaker 4: different in terms of tone, pitch, mood, and I think
Speaker 4: there's a stark difference.
Speaker 5: So we're doing top five bike bells. You're going to
Speaker 5: be ranking them.
Speaker 6: I'm excited. Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I was just left out. I can't really get on
Speaker 2: a bike. I've got heavy butt cheeks side. I'm Mitchell.
Speaker 2: So your bike my fan we, my fan we Orbagina purple?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jina can be named after Gina Riley or Jeana
Speaker 5: Leana up to you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Not Rhinehart though, that's an important No, no, not right.
Speaker 2: So it's my fan we or Bergina and that's it's
Speaker 2: a reference from drag Race. What is my family Orbergina?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, what's the reference?
Speaker 5: Mcfan wei is the first name, Aubergeene is the color
Speaker 5: because she's a purple bike. And then I just put
Speaker 5: Gina on the end of it.
Speaker 2: Where's my fanily from?
Speaker 5: It's just a pretty name, don't you think?
Speaker 6: So? Can we settle on the family?
Speaker 2: Can we? I want we in my bike's name from
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 4: But also when I bought the bike, I got trolled
Speaker 4: by a woman named mfan Wei and then I put
Speaker 4: on Instagram saying, oh should we name it after her?
Speaker 4: And so we did, so we settled on my family?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 4: Would you like to hear a fan with bell before
Speaker 4: I push on with all the other bells that have
Speaker 4: been submitted on your bike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I have sat on my family and
Speaker 2: I enjoyed it and I did ring yes in your
Speaker 2: living room and I rung the bell. I don't remember it,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I'd love to hear at Mitchell.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, feast three is on this shit?
Speaker 2: Wait? Is this included? Well? Sorry? Is this included in
Speaker 2: the top five or this is excluded of rankings?
Speaker 5: No, I don't reckon you should put mine in the running.
Speaker 5: I mean, if you want to, you can.
Speaker 4: If it's just an outstanding bell, you're more than welcome
Speaker 4: to make me first.
Speaker 2: But I'm not officially putting myself in the running. I'm
Speaker 2: closing my eyes. Hi, it's Mitchell from Sydney. This is
Speaker 2: my bike bell. Thoughts it's it doesn't sound effective in
Speaker 2: any way, shape or form.
Speaker 5: No, you should see. I actually feel quite powerful. When
Speaker 5: I'm riding down the foot path or a shared path
Speaker 5: and I ring the bell.
Speaker 4: Everyone just goes, really shoots their head around, it ducks
Speaker 4: out of the way. I feel like I'm driving an ambulance.
Speaker 4: You know, the power of the siren, the power of
Speaker 4: the bell is the same for pedestrians.
Speaker 2: I am Okay, well, I don't have any reference point,
Speaker 2: but I like it at the moment. I do think
Speaker 2: I'm going to lean towards you know the bell that
Speaker 2: is kind of like it's on like a it's on
Speaker 2: like a stick and it hits multiple Because yes, it's
Speaker 2: got more of a grunt. I feel that is more effective.
Speaker 2: But your sounds pleasing to the ear. I think it
Speaker 2: does absolutely. Somalia. Look at what am I talking about?
Speaker 2: I'd be a great Somalo Somala bell. Yes I am so.
Speaker 5: I put a thing on Instagram saying if you've got
Speaker 5: a bike, hit me up. And so I've got a
Speaker 5: bunch of people to send in their bell.
Speaker 6: I'm obsessed.
Speaker 5: But before we push on and rank the top five,
Speaker 5: you have to actually knock one person out of the running.
Speaker 4: I've got six at the moment, and the issue is
Speaker 4: that two of them were both an a sharp note
Speaker 4: but very different in tone.
Speaker 2: All right, so you're going to play for me and
Speaker 2: I'm going to eliminate.
Speaker 4: So you have to choose between Courtney and John Australian.
Speaker 4: Let's go Courtney first.
Speaker 7: Hi, It's Courtney from Queensland.
Speaker 2: This is my bust bell out. Did you say Creamsland
Speaker 2: on Queensland to hear it again.
Speaker 5: Hi, it's Courtney from Queensland.
Speaker 2: This is my I think she said Queensland. We knew
Speaker 2: what she meant, we knew what I like her. Play
Speaker 2: just the bell. Okay, now let's hear the other one.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is an international bell.
Speaker 2: This is John from Portland and this is my bake bell.
Speaker 2: Oh you're keeping John from Portland.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, yeah, I think so. Sorry, Court, you're out.
Speaker 4: You're eliminated.
Speaker 2: Story and when people get eliminated on your bike is.
Speaker 6: On your on your bike?
Speaker 4: I think that John's, even though it's an a sharp,
Speaker 4: it just has a bit more fucking gusto, a bit more.
Speaker 5: Of just the bell. So this is Courtney's. This is John's.
Speaker 6: John John's has got like a gorgeous reverb.
Speaker 2: John's really carries and lingers the brass in the Northern Hemisphere. John,
Speaker 2: you're in the competition. Congratulations, you're going to Hollywood.
Speaker 5: Well thanks for getting amongst it anyway, Court, but you're
Speaker 5: out on your bike.
Speaker 2: You bike will be impounded immediately on your bike, Court, close,
Speaker 2: competition begins.
Speaker 5: This next one comes from Georgia.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Georgia from Sydney living in London and this
Speaker 4: is my bike bell.
Speaker 2: Oh she sounds so gorgeous.
Speaker 6: Sounded like a windshime.
Speaker 2: She sounds like a cyclist though, like voice, just the
Speaker 2: joy in her voice. That's Georgia, is it. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: Georgia living in London. Yeah, well, so far we have
Speaker 2: to put that at five. There's no option.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you want to just go through them and
Speaker 5: then we can repeat them as we need to?
Speaker 2: A good idea because they're also dressing five at the moment.
Speaker 5: Okay, ready, this next one is from Alexandra.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's alex from Perth and this is my bike bell.
Speaker 8: God.
Speaker 2: See this is where they sound the same to me
Speaker 2: that I'd put that at five currently.
Speaker 5: That's at the bottom of the list. Yeah, that one's wors also.
Speaker 6: Ude, Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2: How proud she is of her bell. Alexandra's great bell.
Speaker 5: I wond if she's related at Alexander graham bell.
Speaker 2: Perhaps, how cute I think to keep that at fifth, Sorry, George,
Speaker 2: So okay, that that one sounds like it's a rusted
Speaker 2: bell you'd find at an antique store at a truck stop. Well,
Speaker 2: sounds rusted on I don't reckon.
Speaker 5: Lock in the ratings yet because you haven't heard them all.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're just getting hold it.
Speaker 5: Hold well, This next one is from Will. Hey, guys,
Speaker 5: this is Will from Waterloo and this is my back bell.
Speaker 2: That's pretty, isn't it.
Speaker 6: That's actually very pretty? Yeah, that's nice. Actually I like
Speaker 6: that one. I like Wills.
Speaker 2: I was so excited and now I hate it again. Well,
Speaker 2: sound lovely, but that that that sounds the same to
Speaker 2: every other bell I've heard.
Speaker 4: Well, you're fucking wrong because Wills is a G, Alexander's
Speaker 4: is a B, George's is an F, and Courtney is
Speaker 4: an a sharp.
Speaker 6: And John well, don't even get me started on that now.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry with John, we got rid of Courtney. They
Speaker 5: were both a sharp.
Speaker 6: Yeah they were both all right?
Speaker 2: All right, next one I need in the.
Speaker 4: Next one, okay, the final one. This is from Emma.
Speaker 8: Hi, This is Emma from Melbourne and this is my
Speaker 8: bike bell.
Speaker 9: Excuse me, excuse me because.
Speaker 8: I don't have one. Also, is it just me on
Speaker 8: the fly? Does it drive you bonkers when you see
Speaker 8: someone wearing a helmet and they don't have the clip up?
Speaker 8: It drives me mad. It makes a whole helmet completely void.
Speaker 8: Please clip it up safety first.
Speaker 9: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Nah, I hear em get the message, but really sort
Speaker 2: of took her moment and run with it, didn't she.
Speaker 5: She's got a point though, it's quite surprising out there
Speaker 5: on the streets how many people are riding without a
Speaker 5: helmet at all.
Speaker 2: I don't like it because she took over my show, eliminated.
Speaker 5: So you just qualifying her because she doesn't have a bell.
Speaker 2: It's not a bell like I get it, and I
Speaker 2: think it's very funny what she did. But that's not
Speaker 2: be But think about this.
Speaker 5: If you're walking on the street, you're a pedestrian, and
Speaker 5: if someone's behind you, would you prefer to hear this
Speaker 5: all this?
Speaker 9: Excuse me? Excuse me?
Speaker 2: What's more pleasant to the ear? It depends if she
Speaker 2: keeps rabbing on like she did when I'd much rather
Speaker 2: i'd hit the bell. I want the bell. I know
Speaker 2: there's a bike behind me. Excuse me, excuse me? Could
Speaker 2: be a serial killer, you know, Yeah, that.
Speaker 6: Emma saw the opportunity to do her own. Is it
Speaker 6: just me and just went with her?
Speaker 2: Plug a bloody candle company.
Speaker 6: Or what she's doing. We just play the jingle for her.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't now, I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 5: I'm a little bit disappointed too that we didn't get
Speaker 5: one of these bells. This is not sent in, this
Speaker 5: is just off you too, Huh.
Speaker 2: What I want? That is my classic childhood bell. I
Speaker 2: had one of those on my green machine. Yes, right,
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 5: I was hoping we'd get something like that.
Speaker 6: That brought me back.
Speaker 4: But I still think even though everyone's got the cheap one,
Speaker 4: they're all completely different. And I can prove it what
Speaker 4: they all sound like when you play them once.
Speaker 9: Ready, excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: See it callses the harmony.
Speaker 9: Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's gorgeous, and I'm beginning to like that woman right, and.
Speaker 5: You can hear Alex's little in there too.
Speaker 9: Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. Sounds like someone's excuse me, alright, I think
Speaker 2: I heard it enough. Sorry one more time.
Speaker 9: Excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: It's quite melodic, isn't it? All right? Can we rank them?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I have to rank Excuse me, excuse me, Oscar,
Speaker 2: you need to help me here. It's funny and it
Speaker 2: tickles me really. Yeah, she's back in the running.
Speaker 6: Think she's back in the running now she's gotten me.
Speaker 5: Which one's going to get your attention out of all
Speaker 5: these fucking bells?
Speaker 9: Excuse me? Excuse me?
Speaker 6: I think, like I would say, as your brains trust,
Speaker 6: I'd put that at a safe number three, like in
Speaker 6: the middle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's put her at umber three, number three. Put
Speaker 2: her at three. Emma in third plane?
Speaker 6: Correct? Mis? Excuse me?
Speaker 2: In second place? Yeah? Who was the old chat from Portland? Oh?
Speaker 2: John was gorgeous? I think so John's was gorge You
Speaker 2: want to hear it again. This is John from Portland,
Speaker 2: and this is my bake bell, Oh beautiful reaver.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's because I've got headphones on,
Speaker 4: but it does like it hurt the ears a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit grating, but he fucking rings it
Speaker 4: like no one else's business.
Speaker 2: That thumb has been places. Put John in number two.
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I think number two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, now fifth we need to go straight
Speaker 2: to fifth place. So was the worst. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to hear them again? Do you play the isolated bells? Okay?
Speaker 5: So this was Georgia. Sounds a bit like a microwave,
Speaker 5: doesn't it? Or an oven tine easy bake oven.
Speaker 4: Alexandro, I reckon, that's pretty and I give her points
Speaker 4: for the woo.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I think Georgia's is number.
Speaker 2: Play the other option Will. Oh, Georgia needs to go
Speaker 2: straight to five? How good Will is? George's lucky She's
Speaker 2: in London. Otherwise I really i'd throttle.
Speaker 5: I think Will's is a really pretty ga.
Speaker 6: Will's is very pretty.
Speaker 2: Will is currently a contender for the top players. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's lovely. So who are we left with now?
Speaker 5: So we've got Will, and you've got Will and Alexandra.
Speaker 2: Okay, play Will and Alexandra. This is Will? This is Alexandra?
Speaker 2: Oh god, very different. How do you play yours?
Speaker 6: Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Oh? Maybe I'm in the running. Oh that yours sounds
Speaker 2: like a vintage oven? Do all three? Now? O god,
Speaker 2: I'm really leaning to girls, So am I top it all?
Speaker 5: I actually think thehusiasm I love it adorable?
Speaker 2: What positions we have that first and first and fourth? Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh god, this is already in third place?
Speaker 9: Excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 2: Okay, bump down to four. I think it's not a
Speaker 2: bell and it's all the fun I was having with
Speaker 2: that is natural.
Speaker 6: Now that I've heard Will and Alexandra totally.
Speaker 5: Okay, So for first place, this is the fucking big one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, this is a big one. The first place
Speaker 4: that you're going the wo girl, Alexandra or Will, I've
Speaker 4: never seen she reconcentrate hard.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking so hard. I think Wheels is classic bike.
Speaker 2: I think if I worked at Disney Disney Pixar and
Speaker 2: they said we're doing another Nemo, except now Nemo is
Speaker 2: a little boy who rides a bike to the milk
Speaker 2: bar every day. In my Disney Pixar brain, I'd want
Speaker 2: to hear play Wills.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is the most random hypothetical. If Nemo wasn't
Speaker 5: a fish and could ride Disney it's a big if.
Speaker 2: Now play play Bridget Alexander. Fuck it's good, it's good,
Speaker 2: it's beautiful.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 2: Plus the WU. I think Alexandra's one.
Speaker 6: I think Alexandra's one.
Speaker 2: I agree, give give it the title best.
Speaker 10: Who's got the one bell in the history and history
Speaker 10: and bells in the name Alexander Graham Bell in her
Speaker 10: lineage line, it's descendants And you know what, Mitchell, your
Speaker 10: yours can get third position.
Speaker 2: Fuck that other guy. You've just completely discarded. Will yours
Speaker 2: is better than Will's really really yours, then play Wills.
Speaker 5: That's Will, that's Will with his mine yours is.
Speaker 2: Better you yourself. If I was in Looney Tunes and
Speaker 2: I was Twitty Bird and they went twitted, do you
Speaker 2: have an idea? And Twitty goes a little light bulb
Speaker 2: of piece, I see him.
Speaker 5: Mine sounds like a Glockenspiel a little.
Speaker 2: Bit our congratulations to that's really fun.
Speaker 4: And one last time, one more group hug all the
Speaker 4: bells at once?
Speaker 9: Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Can we make that available for download for idiots to
Speaker 2: be text tons.
Speaker 5: I should make that my text tone.
Speaker 9: Excuse me? Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Well, idiots and all your bells, thank you for sending in.
Speaker 5: And congratulations Alexander from.
Speaker 2: M price Key Pajenna and we will get you a
Speaker 2: prized I double check my facts. It was perfect. Hi,
Speaker 2: it's Alex from per Yeah America and congrats alex Now well,
Speaker 2: stay tuned to find out what the next Gem Investigative
Speaker 2: Top five is.
Speaker 4: I feel like you went into it being like this
Speaker 4: is going to be ship, but then you were won over.
Speaker 2: You were, But I'm very competitive, so I will here's
Speaker 2: my vow to this show. I will do the next
Speaker 2: digym competitive top five Okay, okay, I'll think of one.
Speaker 2: It has to be audio related because so far they've
Speaker 2: all been and we need to get the idiots to
Speaker 2: send in something that everyone has. Something.
Speaker 4: We've already done the top five door bells, We've done
Speaker 4: Top five car horns, and now the bike bells.
Speaker 2: I've got it. What I've already got it? Top five sneeze.
Speaker 2: Everyone has a really interesting sneeze.
Speaker 5: How are you going to get into command?
Speaker 2: They have to record their whole life for a day,
Speaker 2: dedication to the show.
Speaker 6: Well, that's it.
Speaker 2: Thank you for filling in price keeper oscar for the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, make sure you send Alexandra her prize player. Yeah
Speaker 5: all right, what's nothing bike related?
Speaker 2: We can send her on a leather gloves or a
Speaker 2: lesbian wife's three bike. Isn't it a watch?
Speaker 5: I love my bike riding era.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah for you?
Speaker 2: Purpose ask any questions?
Speaker 4: Did I have this attitude towards you with the hot
Speaker 4: girl walks?
Speaker 2: No? I did? You didn't you see.
Speaker 5: What I have to deal with every fucking twice a
Speaker 5: week now?
Speaker 2: Actually I can, well, but the things between us, we've
Speaker 2: lost a hundred kilos that's true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was going to say I haven't lost him.
Speaker 6: It's not true.
Speaker 5: He's lost forty I haven't lost sixty kilos.
Speaker 2: The Mitch Coleman the other day is like, I was
Speaker 2: listening to the editing the podcast and you said, yeah,
Speaker 2: between the two of us, we've lost almost one hundred kilos, And.
Speaker 5: I mean, without thinking, I just went true, actually, you know,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I have not lost sixty here, not
Speaker 5: even clothes.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm spimming about. Tell me.
Speaker 4: I was cleaning out my wardrobe. This is pre health kick.
Speaker 4: I was cleaning out my wardrobe and oscar Us over
Speaker 4: and I said, ah, you can have these clothes. I'm
Speaker 4: too fat for them now. And then went on my
Speaker 4: health kick and I said, can I have those back?
Speaker 2: And he said na.
Speaker 5: Get's where he got that shirt he's wearing right now.
Speaker 2: I thought it was gorgeous. Yeah, that is actually very
Speaker 2: Mitchell coombstone. But did you crop it or is it crop?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I was already it was already cropped.
Speaker 2: He wasn't cropped on me because I know all of him,
Speaker 2: because you're a bit tabby. That was actually one of
Speaker 2: Mitch's favorite handkerchiefs.
Speaker 9: Yes, no, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 2: Anyway, we better go. Can we start playing that whenever
Speaker 2: we have a guest on the show that won't shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up?
Speaker 5: I think that should be a permanent fixture on your
Speaker 5: sound effects play.
Speaker 2: Well, once we get into the new studio. It's currently
Speaker 2: we're in other studios. I don't even know what we've
Speaker 2: got in this one. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 5: I've been running the sound effects today for the bells
Speaker 5: and shit.
Speaker 2: Which is quite fun. Actually, it is fun, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I get why you get caught up in it.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to sound effects on this spot. I've got
Speaker 2: sound effects in front of me, but I don't think
Speaker 2: they work. Oh they did? Oh yeah, well, thanks for
Speaker 2: joining us. Actually I wonder if this will work? Oh god,
Speaker 2: not this again?
Speaker 6: Health in return.
Speaker 2: That wasn't me, That was the intruder. Another dollar in
Speaker 2: this last year. That can be our new correct sound effects.
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Speaker 2: thank you so much for having me.
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Speaker 2: We can play on the pod before we go.
Speaker 5: Idiot's sister heads up that we will not be back
Speaker 5: with a brand new episode on Monday because we're having
Speaker 5: a week off over easta. I'm going to be back
Speaker 5: in bog and Gate spending time with the family, and
Speaker 5: then we'll be back with you following Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be nice. So the Little World is a break.
Speaker 2: Enjoy your each to idiots will see you soon. Can
Speaker 2: be easter. Hope you have a gorgeous day. Ye see,
Speaker 2: idiots haven't got easter. Goodbye? Love your thing? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 6: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 5: we pretend the show's done, but we keep talking shit.
Speaker 2: Look, I've probably got a good five in me. Then
Speaker 2: I really have to go. Yeah to this.
Speaker 5: This is a pattern with you at the moment. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I'm not having to go with you. It's ridiculous. The
Speaker 4: situation we're in so much going on.
Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to use the new studio yet because
Speaker 5: A they're not set up, and B I have to
Speaker 5: do a safety induction, which means he has to come
Speaker 5: back to the old studio.
Speaker 4: Especially, it's not like when we do the podcast normally,
Speaker 4: where you're running a little bit late, but you're in
Speaker 4: the already. Yeah, so you just finished the podcast and
Speaker 4: then off to work. Now you have to drive fucking
Speaker 4: twenty minutes to the new studios.
Speaker 6: Diculous.
Speaker 2: And it was announced I'm not going to South Africa,
Speaker 2: and I'm really looking forward to it. I actually was.
Speaker 6: Convinced for a hot second that you were going.
Speaker 2: Well, Callum, who's one of our idiots photoshopped me in
Speaker 2: the fum celebrity get Me out of Here gear posted
Speaker 2: it and everyone was messaging me thinking it was leaked.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not real, guys, but I couldn't tell them.
Speaker 4: I felt so bad during that because I'm a shocking
Speaker 4: liar and I'm sitting there going I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: my phone.
Speaker 5: Who's bringing there?
Speaker 2: My executive producer? How she wants you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh holy fuck, oh my godh my god. Christ, someone's
Speaker 2: just burst into the studio joke. What it's Jenna, what's
Speaker 2: going on? Keep Jenna? What's wrong?
Speaker 9: Why am I not here?
Speaker 2: Because you told us you couldn't do it?
Speaker 6: I thought that you just wouldn't do it for today
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 5: I'm really afraid to say this. The show can go
Speaker 5: on without you, Jenna.
Speaker 6: Hi, Oscar, I trusted you when betrayed me.
Speaker 5: If it makes you feel any better, Jenna, we were
Speaker 5: talking about how your IT gems have a great strike rate.
Speaker 5: They're always fucking good.
Speaker 2: Yes, we were complimenting you. Thank you.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if his was quite up to your standard, because.
Speaker 6: Do you know what, Jenna, it really was not, and
Speaker 6: I will do better.
Speaker 2: It was about cars Jenner. Oh no, I'm not interested
Speaker 2: in that. I agree, Jenna. Surprisingly is tapped into what
Speaker 2: our audience likes.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, can you also.
Speaker 2: Not budging like that? Like after the Sydney Seed You've
Speaker 2: got a knock.
Speaker 4: So I'm sitting here in the studio and I looked
Speaker 4: up at the screen where I can monitor the cameras,
Speaker 4: and I just see this face appear in the glass.
Speaker 5: And that's why I went, oh, holy funk. I thought
Speaker 5: it was a ghost behind me.
Speaker 2: The band's all about.
Speaker 5: I'm actually going to post a video of this that
Speaker 5: people understand why I was so scared.
Speaker 2: I just saw a face appear. Now you can pull
Speaker 2: the mic up. You're currently hunchbacked, you can just pull
Speaker 2: it up. I've been it's just been a long day.
Speaker 2: Will to reconsidering? You have to go. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: it's like musical chips. Know we're gonna swamp.
Speaker 9: That's why I got pressed alone?
Speaker 2: Can you give fire?
Speaker 5: Just what?
Speaker 2: Can you sit down for five minutes? Because I have
Speaker 2: to go now? You don't have to. If you can't.
Speaker 8: My classes at four thirty and it's currently four twenty one,
Speaker 8: you better go.
Speaker 6: You better go.
Speaker 2: What do you do in the building? Where do you get?
Speaker 2: Top five berths?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I still reckon top five sneezes, Jenna, what do you think? Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 2: What's going on? You all right? Top five pickups? What
Speaker 2: do you do with if Rod scratch your nose like that?
Speaker 2: Does it make you sneeze?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: No, because I have such a gregorious sneeze.
Speaker 5: Oh have you officially crossed over into like dad sneeze?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like start to get before it happens.
Speaker 4: My dad's sneeze. You could hear it within a square kilombter.
Speaker 4: I swear it's like this.
Speaker 2: He goes, oh that's my dad will go like, oh,
Speaker 2: mine is so dainty. I go, can you do that again?
Speaker 2: It's like a little part. That was the most adorable
Speaker 2: Top five sneezes. I reckon they'd work that, it would work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd give it more points for being monstrous. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't give that the top spot, but that was fucking cute.
Speaker 2: That sneak from you. There is a sneeze if you
Speaker 2: go to my instagram when I sneeze in front of
Speaker 2: Miley Cyrus, that's my real sneeze. If you guys, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was that's what I am.
Speaker 5: I'm going to play that audio now already. This is
Speaker 5: Miley Cyrus. You didn't realize she joined the zoom call.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, hey you are how are you? Good morning?
Speaker 2: That was a real sneeze. Do you need to go
Speaker 2: on not? She's still here?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I need to go the toilet A right, all right?
Speaker 2: By Jenni. Bye Jenna, Jenna.
Speaker 9: I forgive you, thank you?
Speaker 2: If you I don't so what did I do? I
Speaker 2: don't know, actually didn't do anything either. It's our job.
Speaker 6: I just I just turned up like you did a
Speaker 6: great job.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Can I leave you too? I've
Speaker 2: got a fifth five and that's fine you guy?
Speaker 6: Okay, babe, we got this great to see you. Thank
Speaker 6: you so much for having me.
Speaker 4: True, I'm going to do this now while I've got
Speaker 4: two voices. We hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 4: least two percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all. So we do? Well, that was nice.
Speaker 5: You guys have the exact same note.
Speaker 2: Can you do a harmonize one? Please? Where are you
Speaker 2: going to hit it? So?
Speaker 6: We do?
Speaker 2: Do do? Let me go like this? So we do?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 10: We so?
Speaker 6: We do?
Speaker 7: We do?
Speaker 10: We do?
Speaker 2: We do?
Speaker 7: So? We do? Wy me?
Speaker 2: Should we just end it? We've been going, we've been going.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I'll do what you want? Guys? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: you got to go. You've got you've got to go
Speaker 2: if you want do with anything? Is there anything? And
Speaker 2: he need help with?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I'm good, I got this. Oh I love you ta bye, Right,
Speaker 2: it's just us cho quick can carry on?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just us now?
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you it's I was thrilled that recently
Speaker 4: Oscar came over and I was watching Mcloud's Daughters has
Speaker 4: had on in the background. He was sort of keeping
Speaker 4: an eye on and it's sort of ignoring it, and
Speaker 4: he got sideswept up in it. He's obsessed with Mcloud's
Speaker 4: Daughters now, which if you don't know, it's like an
Speaker 4: iconic Australian drama and it wrapped up in two thousand
Speaker 4: and eight.
Speaker 5: I think my favorite fucking show was a kid. It's
Speaker 5: set on a farm, so to me it was like, oh,
Speaker 5: regional vibes. It felt like being represented. So it's a
Speaker 5: farm show and now we watch it just to take
Speaker 5: the piss and it's so fun.
Speaker 6: And let me just tell you, idiots, I don't think
Speaker 6: I've ever watched a program where people fainting it seven times.
Speaker 2: I got my part tog out of the building.
Speaker 6: Sure, y see, I'd love some popcorn.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Thought you needed to go hurry, soya bye bye.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I'm chewing now.
Speaker 4: So I got him so swept up in mclod's Daughters.
Speaker 4: And so I'm just gonna let everyone in on this
Speaker 4: stupid inside joke we've developed. I actually want a cheery
Speaker 4: to be here for this.
Speaker 5: But there was a point in the McLeod's Daughters series
Speaker 5: right where ratings started to dip a little bit because
Speaker 5: literally both original Mcloud's Daughters had left the show. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and so in order to try and win viewers back,
Speaker 5: they started running these ads on TV that were trying
Speaker 5: to use sex appeal.
Speaker 2: To win viewers back.
Speaker 5: They were basically making Mcloud's orders look like it's a
Speaker 5: porno yeah, and have all these really hot actresses, which
Speaker 5: I was showing Oscar these ads and we were just
Speaker 5: taking the piss. So obviously you can't see this, but
Speaker 5: just imagine they've got one of the cast members in
Speaker 5: a fucking single top.
Speaker 4: She's cracking a whip trying to look all sexy. There's
Speaker 4: close up shots of a boobs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this like all of it. It's nuts. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And this is what the primo says.
Speaker 7: Old McLeod Hatter suns and on that sun he has
Speaker 7: a fox.
Speaker 11: It's wild in the country. Mcloud's Daughters returns Wednesday, September
Speaker 11: twenty So.
Speaker 2: That was Stevie.
Speaker 4: They've called her the fox and every single character was
Speaker 4: a different animal in these porno ads.
Speaker 5: So this was JODI's one.
Speaker 7: Old McLoud had a fun.
Speaker 6: And on that phone he had a swan.
Speaker 7: It's wild in the Country.
Speaker 11: Mcloud's Daughters returns Wednesday, September twenty to.
Speaker 4: Nine, and they've told them up to make them look
Speaker 4: really fucking hot.
Speaker 5: It's such false advertising.
Speaker 2: People are going to tune in.
Speaker 4: All the horny bloke seeing these ads are going to
Speaker 4: tune in thinking, oh, these fucking hot chicks on there,
Speaker 4: and then they go in there they're wearing flannels, are
Speaker 4: all dirty.
Speaker 6: They're wearing flannels dirty, and they're fainting every ten seconds.
Speaker 6: Like I was just like, but they did one so
Speaker 6: my favorite character from the whole series, I've worked out Fee.
Speaker 2: They did her dirty.
Speaker 6: They did her, so can you play hers? They did
Speaker 6: her so in these ads, Like I was absolutely furious.
Speaker 6: I had to leave the room, didn't I you did?
Speaker 6: I was so mad, You're like, not my Fee. This
Speaker 6: is what they called her. Out of all the animals
Speaker 6: that Old McLoud has on its farm.
Speaker 2: This is what they said about poor Fee.
Speaker 7: Old McLoud had fun and on that phone he had
Speaker 7: rude It's wild in the country.
Speaker 5: So then obviously we started taking this too fucking farm. Yeah, naturally,
Speaker 5: we started finishing this sentence ourselves. And on that farm
Speaker 5: he had.
Speaker 4: Insert joke here. Let me see if I can find
Speaker 4: some poor music. Yeah, go on, this is how we
Speaker 4: spend our fucking Friday evening.
Speaker 6: Hey yeah, yeah, yeah, we did this for hours.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is the sort of ship we were saying.
Speaker 12: Old mclod.
Speaker 2: And on that side he had a pig.
Speaker 5: It's wild in the country, Mcloud's daughters seven thirty Wednesday
Speaker 5: on nine.
Speaker 6: And then, of.
Speaker 4: Course we took it too far, as per fucking usual. Actually,
Speaker 4: give us an example of one of the ones you
Speaker 4: did ready.
Speaker 12: Old McLoud had a phone and on that farm he
Speaker 12: had syphilis.
Speaker 6: It's wild in the country.
Speaker 2: McLeod's daughter is seven thirty on nine, seven thirty.
Speaker 5: Just every day, it was seven thirty Wednesday. It was
Speaker 5: in my routine. I loved it as soon as Tracy
Speaker 5: Grimashaw started to wrap up a current affair and I'm like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 5: we're on Mcloud's daughter's time.
Speaker 6: And Mcloud's daughter's honestly is way more dramatic than I
Speaker 6: thought it was gonna be, and I'm so on board
Speaker 6: for it. Like tests, tests, Listen, understand, you've gone through
Speaker 6: a lot. Why the fuck do you faint every ten seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I was really worried about her iron levels for a while.
Speaker 6: I okay, ready, I'm gonna do another one another.
Speaker 5: And also, while we're doing these ads, you need to
Speaker 5: also imagine that we're acting it out. We're acting like
Speaker 5: slutty women, trying to be all seductive like this.
Speaker 12: Old McLoud had a fun and on that farm he
Speaker 12: had cancer. It's wild in the Country. Mcloud's Daughters, Wednesday
Speaker 12: or nine. What is wrong with us? What's one of
Speaker 12: the other ones you did?
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I'm going to put you on the spot.
Speaker 5: Ready, Okay, Old McLoud had a fun and on that farm,
Speaker 5: he had a wasp.
Speaker 6: It's wild in the Country. McCloud's Daughters, seven thirty Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you be stealing if you were labeled as the wasp?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, but my good Fee they called a cow,
Speaker 6: which if you've watched the show then you will know
Speaker 6: that Fee is the most understanding character they turn up
Speaker 6: when some assholes died.
Speaker 2: They treat it like shit, and they treated her like
Speaker 2: dog shit hit.
Speaker 6: Nothing wrong, not my good Fee. I was just just Fee.
Speaker 6: Justice for Fee. Fiona, my love, You've got my vote.
Speaker 2: What about on the clouds had a fun and on
Speaker 2: that phone he had enough. It's wild in the country.
Speaker 5: Mcloud's Order, seven thirty Wednesday on nine.
Speaker 2: I'm good at that.
Speaker 6: That is so good.
Speaker 5: I'm good at sounding like a seductive old woman.
Speaker 6: Enough. That's my favorite.
Speaker 2: And he had enough anyway.
Speaker 5: Mcloud's Orders is a great show to take the It's
Speaker 5: out of with your friends, is what we're trying to say.
Speaker 6: Exactly, have a couple of wines in your chalks, and
Speaker 6: I'm telling you it's just so fun.
Speaker 5: But you there was the point where we were taking
Speaker 5: the pits. But I reckon you also nearly cried, oh
Speaker 5: thousand Misada nearly cried.
Speaker 2: You got swept up in it.
Speaker 6: I got swept up.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we should go, shouldn't we?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we probably should.
Speaker 2: I mean we can talk for hours, though we could.
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 6: That is the problem.
Speaker 2: We'll keep talking. We'll turn the recording off. Yeah, we better,
Speaker 2: We better turn the recording off. All right, We'll talk
Speaker 2: to you soon. It love you? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of miches.
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