WEBVTT - #99 Accidents Abroad And Protecting Our Dadhood

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me or do you get the absolute

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<v Speaker 1>sudden urge to call everyone boss whenever you go overseas?

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<v Speaker 2>No nod. I don't know if you remember calling me

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<v Speaker 2>last night, and I could just hear it being like

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<v Speaker 2>thanks boss, thanks boss us. Welcome back to two doting dads.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Baliash.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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<v Speaker 2>the good, it is the.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad, and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And this won't come as any surprise to anyone unless

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<v Speaker 2>you're a new listener. But on this episode, all episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>we will not be giving any type of advice whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let me hold you there. Today might be a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit different, Matt. I might have some advice. Matthew,

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<v Speaker 1>I have traveled to Balley. I am currently out of

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<v Speaker 1>the country, and one gribe I've got is trying to

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<v Speaker 1>find a decent froth because there's only one local beer

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<v Speaker 1>here which will go unnamed, that I do not like.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's only one mother's milk or nectar, and that is,

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<v Speaker 1>of course Stonewood.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, the one and only stone on Wood. And

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, Ash, it doesn't feel quite right the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm drinking one and you're not physically in front

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<v Speaker 2>of me like I feel. I feel like I'm having

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<v Speaker 2>toast with vegimite and no butter. Still that, Yeah, of

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<v Speaker 2>course you would. I don't know if this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to make your mouth water, but here it is, Ash,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the hinterland, hazy pale ale.

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<v Speaker 3>Just hold it up so I can see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to crack it here.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you please, please please please?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, can you please have a couple for me?

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<v Speaker 3>That would be amazing, please, Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>On the weekend just gone, I was down the South coast.

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<v Speaker 2>I was working on the house. I was on the

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<v Speaker 2>tools all day and it was a very hot day. Ash,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like spring is just come. The temperature is

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<v Speaker 2>just it's hot, it's thick.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you realize the sentence you just said, Then it's

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<v Speaker 1>come and it's hot, it's thick.

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<v Speaker 2>Those words. That's sexually a new window. It just happens

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<v Speaker 2>naturally when I talk about stone and wood. But after

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<v Speaker 2>being on the tools all day, it doesn't happen often.

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<v Speaker 2>I I'm normally exhausted from writing emails nine to five,

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<v Speaker 2>but after having a shovel in hand and then putting

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<v Speaker 2>the shovel down grasping a can of stone and wood

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<v Speaker 2>and having that sweet, sweet sip that nectar. It is

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>And Laura doesn't mind the old hazy as well, didn't she?

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<v Speaker 2>Laura spect she was on the tools also, I did see,

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<v Speaker 2>and both of us were sitting there afterwards, being like,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing better after a hard day's work than a stone

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<v Speaker 2>and wood.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very jealous because it's very hot here and I

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<v Speaker 1>would love nothing them more.

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<v Speaker 2>And for those of you who are not in Bali

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<v Speaker 2>and here in Australia, the Stonywood Hinterland Hazy Pallel is

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<v Speaker 2>available at any good bottle shop and pouring on tap

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<v Speaker 2>and any good or delicious bar and restaurant. If you're

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<v Speaker 2>struggling to find it or sample it, just jump on

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<v Speaker 2>the stony Wood website and order a carton to your door. Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they delivered to Bali.

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<v Speaker 3>They should just go to Stonywood dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, yes, you're in Bali. Where do we start?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do we start?

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<v Speaker 3>With Bali? Let's begin.

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<v Speaker 1>As all parents know, traveling with your children is a nightmare. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>there is twelve parents, twelve kids right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That is fucking crazy. By the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a logistical nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>But April is, as you know, an executive assistant. She

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<v Speaker 1>has done an amazing job organizing this, so let's just

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<v Speaker 1>start with that. I usually shit on my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give a.

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<v Speaker 1>Kudos on this one because everyone is having a really

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<v Speaker 1>good time.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she the ringleader? Is she in charge? Who's like

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<v Speaker 2>top dog?

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<v Speaker 3>You look at him, bro, you're looking at him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, I'm I'm the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Bet you're the epitome of rocking up. Being like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>what time's boarding are we will fly to?

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<v Speaker 3>It is exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>I had had in my head that we were flying

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<v Speaker 1>at like eleven am, so ape and I had the

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<v Speaker 1>night before.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, Okay, well we've got to leave at

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<v Speaker 3>six and I'm like, fuck, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to leave so early for She's like, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>to get the kids in the car, got to pack

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<v Speaker 1>everything in the car, blah blah blah blah blahlah, and

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<v Speaker 1>you got to get there a couple of hours before.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, yeah, not five hours before? What are you

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<v Speaker 3>my dad?

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<v Speaker 1>And then she was like no, no, no, dickhead, We're

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<v Speaker 1>flying at ten. I've told you this five hundred times.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, all right, alright, right, forgive me. I

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<v Speaker 1>did the classic dad move, which is to put all

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<v Speaker 1>the bags in the car the night before of an

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<v Speaker 1>early start, which I think that's brilliant, good until April goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I need something out of the big I'm talking. It's

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<v Speaker 1>under surfboards, it's under prams, it's under kids' bags.

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<v Speaker 2>You've brought your surfboard, that's right. I forget that you

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<v Speaker 2>like to bring your surfboard to BALI. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>wrap my head around that. It's hard enough going with

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<v Speaker 2>two kids plus prem plus bags, plus then throw a

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<v Speaker 2>surfboard on top. How are you doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually had two surfboards, so I'm a warhorse. And

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<v Speaker 1>so April needed something out of the big bag, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the anchor bag. And I got everything out of

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<v Speaker 1>the car at six am in the morning, only for

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<v Speaker 1>her to realize that she hadn't put the toiletry bag

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<v Speaker 1>in the big bag anyway. Ah, it was sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen bench waiting to be packed. So of course

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a peak annoyed about this. I've stacked the car

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<v Speaker 1>back up I've got the kids in that've traveled really

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<v Speaker 1>really well to the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>No dramas.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask you something and not to hone

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<v Speaker 2>in and focus too much on the flight. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm very flight focused right now. I'm like a

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<v Speaker 2>moth and the flame is the flight. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 2>let me in. I want some where. Did you guys sit?

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<v Speaker 2>What was your configuration? Because you've got four of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it was a two four to two and

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<v Speaker 1>we were in the four packed flight, full to the brand,

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<v Speaker 1>very full fight. Yeah, kids everywhere, and like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>they traveled really well to get there. But then the

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<v Speaker 1>dumb thing is when you travel with other families, is

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<v Speaker 1>the excitement of kids getting to an airport because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand that you've got to wait, you stand in line,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to go through security. They're going absolutely fucking

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<v Speaker 1>mental in the airport terminal, like trying to round, like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to herd cattle. Ah, so far, that was the

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<v Speaker 1>worst part, I would say, because they're also excited. But

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<v Speaker 1>also the good thing was we weren't all sitting together

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<v Speaker 1>on the plane, which I think is a top tip

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<v Speaker 1>from me.

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<v Speaker 3>Why they can't see their friends, so they're not like

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<v Speaker 3>like loo.

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<v Speaker 1>So for the first couple, I was on the plane

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<v Speaker 1>four two four, perfect, put the kids in the middle,

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<v Speaker 1>parent on the outside. Those kids sat really well for

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<v Speaker 1>about two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>The flights so long? What is it six and a

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<v Speaker 3>half hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you feel like it's longer. On the way there.

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<v Speaker 3>Did we take a detour or something quick? Stop off

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<v Speaker 3>in Darwin?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? The Captain's like, do we say Tokyo or Baralik? Fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>Two hours? They traveled really well. Then they started to

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<v Speaker 3>get a bit restless, as they do, and that's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to sit here and every parent out

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<v Speaker 1>there that travels with toddler's nose, you can't expect them

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<v Speaker 1>to sit there for six and a half hours and

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<v Speaker 1>not make a peep.

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<v Speaker 3>So of course they want to get up.

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<v Speaker 1>And walking up up and down the aisles, go and

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<v Speaker 1>see their friend. You know, that's an hour or so

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<v Speaker 1>up and down.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was kind of nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Because all of my kids went saw their friends, and

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<v Speaker 1>April and I just had four seats vessels for about

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<v Speaker 1>an hour.

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<v Speaker 3>It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>But what you just let them lose on the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then one kid would walk past, give

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<v Speaker 1>away kicking, but also also kept for getting where we sat.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's like at the front of the plane in

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<v Speaker 3>business class.

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<v Speaker 2>He's flying the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>I even was like, maybe I can upgrade me to business.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you look at prices?

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<v Speaker 3>I was in the check in line and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>just double check.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine April if you're like, hey, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>he got an upgrade, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's instant divorce, isn't it. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the worst things you could do to your

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<v Speaker 1>significant other.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, they traveled really well.

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<v Speaker 1>We got here at a good time. We got here

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<v Speaker 1>it like mid afternoon, but of course it takes forever

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<v Speaker 1>to get from the airport to wherever you're staying because

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<v Speaker 1>the traffic's so bad. Logistically getting kids everything into a car.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen videos and it barly looks absolutely turbo these days.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so so busy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always been busy because the roads are small and

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<v Speaker 2>there's just there's you know, there's like scooters, there's cars.

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<v Speaker 2>Cars are a nightmare getting around as well. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like bumping a bump.

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<v Speaker 1>But everywhere you add like as much to your trip

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<v Speaker 1>with a car, for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I would almost say triple.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to manage expectations of anyone who's going to Bali,

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<v Speaker 2>it's triple triple.

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<v Speaker 3>In a car, it's triple. Yeah, it's triple.

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<v Speaker 1>It is school holidays too, quadruple it. Yeah, just chuck

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<v Speaker 1>an extra time. It is very busy. Everything's really packed.

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<v Speaker 1>We got in Middavo, got the kids. They hadn't slept

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<v Speaker 1>the whole time, haven't rest the whole time. They were

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<v Speaker 1>wide up, they were delirious. They were running a mark

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<v Speaker 1>in the hallway. One of the girls hit one of

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<v Speaker 1>the young girls, she's three. She was so worked up

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<v Speaker 1>she then fell asleep sitting up and then had a

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<v Speaker 1>night terror while sitting there, like so you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can imagine her sitting there and then all of a

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<v Speaker 3>sudden going.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, the poor thing she was, she was traumatized by it,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was fucking hilarious for me.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's my kid, I'm like, oh, you're good. But

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<v Speaker 3>I was just like hysterically laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>Bless and Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The next day woke up beautiful day Bali.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course our family trip is all the about family,

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<v Speaker 1>all about the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I condone that for most of the part.

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<v Speaker 1>We spent the day by the pool and it just

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<v Speaker 1>happened to be my NURL Grand final day. Yes, we

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<v Speaker 1>as a group collectively thought what we'll do. We'll spend

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<v Speaker 1>the day at the pool. Let the kids have a

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<v Speaker 1>good rest in the middle of the day so that

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<v Speaker 1>they can stay up late. We could go watch the game,

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<v Speaker 1>we can have dinner, we can do something for the adults,

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<v Speaker 1>but the kids can come along later, so we're not

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<v Speaker 1>completely ditching them with babysitterzen sex on night one and.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Barley's not very kid appropriate at pubs anyway, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>a bit more accommodating these days because more families are

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<v Speaker 1>coming here, right, and we make the short five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>meters walk, which five hundred meter walk in Barley for

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of kids is like walking across the Sahara.

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<v Speaker 2>Desert quadrivele it.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a nightmare to get there. And they're at capacity. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't let anyone else in. We're full at capacity.

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<v Speaker 1>This is bang on kickoff, by the way, no contingency plan,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. I forgot that Bali is pretty much a

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<v Speaker 1>state of Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's hard, it's hard to call it. I remember

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<v Speaker 2>going to the state of origin. Over in BALI watching

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<v Speaker 2>it at a pub and there was like no one

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<v Speaker 2>was really that into it. There was like a few people, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>could be a bit hit on miss.

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<v Speaker 3>And we think what do we do next?

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<v Speaker 1>And instead of being able to do something for us adults,

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<v Speaker 1>we unfortunately the only place that we could fit in

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<v Speaker 1>was and I'm not sure if you're familiar with a

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<v Speaker 1>franchise in Austrait called Cheeky Monkeys. No, it's an indoor

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<v Speaker 1>play center. So picture this me bit upset. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>get to the pub to watch the ground final, then

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<v Speaker 1>being dragged by a bunch of because they kids spotted it.

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<v Speaker 1>They spotted the monkey, and it's a big monkey out

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<v Speaker 1>the front of this place.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, look, let's go in. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>they've got a TV. Went in.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got no air con, they've got no TV, they've

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<v Speaker 1>got no beers, and they've got a playground that looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a prison yard.

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<v Speaker 3>But the kids are frothing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fucking night man.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, I'm human fucking spent the day chasing

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<v Speaker 1>kids so that we could do this. It's too hot

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<v Speaker 1>for them to be fully closed, so they're all running

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<v Speaker 1>around pretty much naked, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then the girl behind the buses, I've got no beers.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>Like what she's like, But you can go and get

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<v Speaker 3>beers and bring them in.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went bought like twenty beers and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>drag these beers in. By the time I got back,

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<v Speaker 1>the guys out there watching the footage on.

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<v Speaker 3>A three and a half inch iPhone on.

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<v Speaker 1>Delay, who were thirty five minutes behind Heaven, first thought

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh thank god, it was noisy as fuck

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<v Speaker 1>because of the the echoing through this playground. Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>prison yard is I like to call it the sums

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<v Speaker 1>up traveling with or even just parenting right, because you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>have this goal and idea in your mind where you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do everything right so that we can do

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<v Speaker 1>something as parents and the kids can still come along,

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<v Speaker 1>and it ends up.

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<v Speaker 3>Just being all about the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm sitting there in a stinking hot kids playground,

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<v Speaker 1>staring at a three and a half inch phone, drinking

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<v Speaker 1>a warm beer from the servo three blocks over.

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<v Speaker 2>It's living.

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<v Speaker 1>The game finishes, the kids have eaten, We're like, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, there's a rooftop.

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<v Speaker 3>Bar back at our hotel, so let's go back there.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the kids are wide up. It's like nine o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>at night now they're charging.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, doesn't that mean that it's eleven o'clock like

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney time on night one? Fuck, these kids must be

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<v Speaker 2>off their.

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<v Speaker 3>Head, off their head.

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<v Speaker 1>We went up to this rooftop bar and one of

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<v Speaker 1>the dads had checked it out and said, look, it's

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<v Speaker 1>there's no fences. Really, there's seats up against the edge

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<v Speaker 1>and you can literally you'll fall off under the roof

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<v Speaker 1>and roll down the roof and.

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<v Speaker 3>The on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>So we are perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just go up and have a look at the

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four of it.

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<v Speaker 1>The look on the bartender's face when we walked in

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<v Speaker 1>with twenty four people. They nearly fucking jumped off the roof.

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<v Speaker 1>And the kids were at this point really hopped up on.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been at a playground all day. They're all sunburnt,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all on eating lollies, eating whatever they can get

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<v Speaker 1>their hands on. I've completely taken over the dance floor

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<v Speaker 1>of this rooftop bar.

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<v Speaker 3>We've cleared the place out. People have left.

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<v Speaker 1>The best thing about was we all had free cocktail vouchers,

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<v Speaker 1>so the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Was completely free.

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<v Speaker 2>I just call that.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently this place every day you get too free cocktail delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're all up there at this point where the

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<v Speaker 1>kids are flying high, we're all we're all pretty tanked.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we go all right, well, let's go back

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<v Speaker 1>to bath time and.

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<v Speaker 3>All the can can?

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<v Speaker 2>I ask you? Are you going to tell me your

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<v Speaker 2>entire trip from start to finish our by hour?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Sorry, let me oh, I just wanted to paint

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<v Speaker 3>the picture. The picture is painted, okay, yeah, cool, So

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<v Speaker 3>we went back. We did you know what I'm like?

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<v Speaker 3>Once I get on a tangent, we get back to bedtime.

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<v Speaker 2>We woke up. I had cereal for breakfast, alongside two

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<v Speaker 2>eggs which were scrambled. I sat at seat number forty two,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the back left hand corner of the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Following that, I had a coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the listeners appreciate my detail.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like we're there in BALI with you every

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<v Speaker 2>step of the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, let me finish, we get.

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<v Speaker 2>Because also I want to get I want to get

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<v Speaker 2>to your accident as well. We've got to leave time

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<v Speaker 2>for the accident.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the dad's got the green light to kick on

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<v Speaker 1>after the kids went to bed, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they get the green light or was there? Was

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<v Speaker 2>there never like an option for there to be any

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<v Speaker 2>other light color but green.

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<v Speaker 3>No other options.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we we we kick on to what we

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<v Speaker 1>assumed was a little sports bar after that that turned

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<v Speaker 1>out to be a nightclub.

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<v Speaker 3>So you can imagine six old heads in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It felt like I was at schoolies, so I was

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<v Speaker 1>essentially at schoolies anyway, So it was all well and good,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we left pretty late, like two o'clock in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning. One of the guys that were with got

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<v Speaker 1>lost and then attempted to be abducted. He also got

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<v Speaker 1>offered a really shaky hand job down the back alley

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<v Speaker 1>of some bar, but of course he was just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get home, spewed up in the lift and then

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<v Speaker 1>got alcohol poisoning.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not one, that was just one.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the other guys I was with also got lost,

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<v Speaker 1>but he got lost in the hotel and at two

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<v Speaker 1>thirty in the morning, he knocked on every single door

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<v Speaker 1>of the hotel to find his room. Every and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking four or five stories, twenty five rooms a story,

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<v Speaker 1>and thankfully he got halfway through to a friend's room

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<v Speaker 1>on my level because he's on the top level. He

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<v Speaker 1>got halfway through and my mate opened the door and

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<v Speaker 1>was like, the fuck the fuck are you doing. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm trying to find my room, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I know where your room is. So by

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<v Speaker 1>this stage he'd knocked on like thirty forty rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I like his logic. He's like, do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm just kinda I'm going to knuckle down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get it done.

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<v Speaker 3>You have no shoes on it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was a rough night because we woke up

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<v Speaker 1>the next day. I've gone down for breakfast at about

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock. You know, me ice stick on the beers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big guy.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I had one Margie and then so I

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<v Speaker 3>was a bit dusty. I was a bit rough. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I got downstairs and one of the wise goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we've had to we've had to order the doctors

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<v Speaker 1>in because one of the boys got ethanol poisoned.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're all sitting around.

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<v Speaker 2>No, is it one of those things where people just

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<v Speaker 2>get People just get really like hungover, and I was poisoned.

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<v Speaker 2>I was I had my drink spiked it like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you just had like eighty four cocktails and fourteen beers

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<v Speaker 2>and you haven't slept.

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<v Speaker 3>He was to be fair, he was smashing the Long

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<v Speaker 3>Island ice teas and so we're all day one and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it leads me to the question, Matt of day one.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone always has a blowout on day one of a holiday, right, Huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that is that fair? Tosday? Well? How my questions?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know what your what your what you

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<v Speaker 3>would do?

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<v Speaker 1>How would you make it up to your significant other

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<v Speaker 1>if you were to have a massive blowout not show

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<v Speaker 1>face the next day because you've drank too much, You've

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<v Speaker 1>had to call the er nurse in to essentially hook

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<v Speaker 1>you be line you up to a drip to stop

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<v Speaker 1>you from profusely vomiting petrol all over a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you make up for that?

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<v Speaker 2>I would take her out to the nicest Barlinese rooftop

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<v Speaker 2>sports bar without a fence possible, and treat herd of

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<v Speaker 2>one of the Long Island ized tea's. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if we've got time ash for your

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<v Speaker 2>accidents story?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, sorry, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell the story, because I have been worried, sick, since

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<v Speaker 2>you've been gone, Because you know, Barli is a place

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<v Speaker 2>where accidents happen. We all know that you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>not to say that I don't have all faith in

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<v Speaker 2>your abilities as an adult to look after yourself. I

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<v Speaker 2>just know that sometimes you can be a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>accident prone. All I was thinking to myself, he's with April.

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<v Speaker 2>He's going to be okay because April will look after him.

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<v Speaker 2>But you sent me a voice message last night which

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<v Speaker 2>it made me very nervous. I don't don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>you remember saying these things, but have a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried to do a double backflip off the Mississippi

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<v Speaker 1>diving board and got halfway through the second flip, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think, I think, I think I need to go to

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<v Speaker 3>the hospital. But I'll wait.

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<v Speaker 1>I will wait until the inflammation goes down before I

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<v Speaker 1>decide whether.

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<v Speaker 3>To go to the hospital end or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you have you gone to hospital or not? Have

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<v Speaker 2>you seek professional medical attention?

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<v Speaker 3>I walked it off, as they say.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing there's nothing better than walking off a spinal injuries.

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<v Speaker 3>I just slapped really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>We went to a day a day club by the

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<v Speaker 1>name of Mississippi.

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<v Speaker 3>Those of you have seen it online. It's quite it's

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<v Speaker 3>quite photogenic. That's how I say.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in Bali, and it's got a diving platform.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got three a very big.

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<v Speaker 1>A one, a two meter and a five meter I believe,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it's five meters, which you might not think

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<v Speaker 1>is very high, but your ceilings only like two meters

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half minut's double that which I am

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<v Speaker 1>quite well known for bridge jumping as a child and

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<v Speaker 1>as a teenager. That's all we did in twet because

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing else to do that and get pregnant, and

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<v Speaker 1>of course I have had to do a signature backflip

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<v Speaker 1>of mine, which is just a single backflip, legs straight,

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<v Speaker 1>perfect narrative.

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<v Speaker 2>It went down well because sometimes you know, there's when

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<v Speaker 2>there's a diving platform in the background. At these types

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<v Speaker 2>of places, a lot of people around. You can't help

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<v Speaker 2>but be drawn to an individual who's up there, especially

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<v Speaker 2>when people know that like, well, he's facing the other way,

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<v Speaker 2>he's about to do some type of a flip. Here

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<v Speaker 2>did like did you come out up out of the

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<v Speaker 2>water and to rounds of applause, what was it like?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, there was a kid there doing like triple backflips

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff. So mine wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate that, I fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, really show.

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<v Speaker 1>But my excuse was I was like, bro, I have

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five kilo dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Two kids. A single backflip is fucking impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Hey, I love, I love. Just you told me

0:21:31.800 --> 0:21:34.840
<v Speaker 2>last night that April said she'd give you a blowjob

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<v Speaker 2>if you did it. Have a backflip.

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<v Speaker 3>Blowjob. Unreceived.

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<v Speaker 1>And of course, then of course my mates as you,

0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:55.280
<v Speaker 1>as good mates to encourage you. Other than you, Matt,

0:21:55.280 --> 0:21:57.280
<v Speaker 1>You're the only one who'd be like, don't do it, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all for the flips. I'm all for the flips.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got plenty of Yeah, big flip guy.

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<v Speaker 3>You're big clip guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me show you exactly how that went down, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what you will notice in that video.

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<v Speaker 1>One form, my form is outstanding. But second of all

0:22:20.640 --> 0:22:26.000
<v Speaker 1>is the sound of a thud hitting the water, the

0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:30.040
<v Speaker 1>surface of the water, followed by a collective groan of

0:22:30.080 --> 0:22:32.200
<v Speaker 1>the whole day club going.

0:22:34.560 --> 0:22:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, that was good. That was good. That was that

0:22:37.440 --> 0:22:41.320
<v Speaker 2>was a grade backslap material. I'm just glad you're okay.

0:22:41.440 --> 0:22:44.080
<v Speaker 1>When I was midway through that flip, my thought process

0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:53.199
<v Speaker 1>went to Matt's gonna love this. I was like, and

0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:57.879
<v Speaker 1>then I put on the bravest phase because in that

0:22:57.960 --> 0:22:59.720
<v Speaker 1>video the two people at the front of my two

0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:01.280
<v Speaker 1>mates who have egged me on to do it, and

0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:04.080
<v Speaker 1>they've watched the whole thing unfolded front row seeds and

0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:09.359
<v Speaker 1>they're like, you're all right, Brian. I was like, and

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I remember putting myself back underwater, going had some painkillers,

0:23:18.520 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 1>slept it off, and now I've got the mother of

0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:24.840
<v Speaker 1>all bruises because that all of the blood cells have

0:23:24.920 --> 0:23:26.399
<v Speaker 1>come to the surface of the skin.

0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:28.800
<v Speaker 3>And I walked downstairs with my shirt on, and one

0:23:28.800 --> 0:23:29.480
<v Speaker 3>of the boys.

0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.960
<v Speaker 1>Was like, did you get stung by a jellyfish?

0:23:32.119 --> 0:23:34.840
<v Speaker 3>But I lived. I lived to tell another, to tell

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:35.440
<v Speaker 3>another tale.

0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:39.359
<v Speaker 2>You make me blooding over sash in weeks sincerely apologized

0:23:39.560 --> 0:23:41.240
<v Speaker 2>for making you worried.

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:42.040
<v Speaker 3>Dad.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to message April and be like, keep them

0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:45.840
<v Speaker 2>on a tight leash. For God's sakes.

0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:48.240
<v Speaker 3>It's the dad instinct of you to worry about me,

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:53.560
<v Speaker 3>and I appreciate that because no one else fucking cares anyway.

0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Matt, let me let me steguay into you because you

0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:57.280
<v Speaker 1>worried about me this whole time.

0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:59.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, let's wrap it up, Ash.

0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:01.840
<v Speaker 3>No, sorry, sorry, that's very selfish of me.

0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:03.920
<v Speaker 2>A little insight into what you'd be like as a lover.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good.

0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:12.119
<v Speaker 2>A quick update on the Runda, because Ash, I know that.

0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:15.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that's been at your the forefront of your

0:24:15.800 --> 0:24:17.159
<v Speaker 2>mind for the last few days.

0:24:17.400 --> 0:24:19.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm really enjoying the content coming out of it. The

0:24:19.560 --> 0:24:21.639
<v Speaker 3>girls look like they love it. They do like it.

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:24.199
<v Speaker 2>They do like it. We were down there recently, had

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:26.919
<v Speaker 2>a little weekend trip down there. The drive down it's

0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:28.680
<v Speaker 2>a bit of a long drive. It's three hours from

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney down to Aladalla. We left in the afternoon, Ash,

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:37.639
<v Speaker 2>and normally it's pretty painless. We left late, so we

0:24:37.640 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 2>didn't get in until like nine o'clock in the evening,

0:24:41.000 --> 0:24:42.960
<v Speaker 2>so pretty late. The girls already sleep in the back

0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:45.800
<v Speaker 2>of the car. You know, I was pretty exhausted. Not

0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:48.359
<v Speaker 2>to sound like a hero, but I did that drive myself,

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.880
<v Speaker 2>start to finish a little stopover midway through.

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty good, Thank you.

0:24:53.040 --> 0:24:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that. We get to our accommodation. Girls are asleep.

0:24:57.600 --> 0:24:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Nana is also asleep in the back of the car.

0:24:59.240 --> 0:25:03.280
<v Speaker 2>As well. Laura's almost there. We get the girls inside

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:06.160
<v Speaker 2>to two bedroom little place, so Nana's got one room,

0:25:06.359 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 2>Laura and I have the other room with the girls.

0:25:08.160 --> 0:25:10.280
<v Speaker 2>We're all like in the one bed. We get Marley

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:12.639
<v Speaker 2>and Lola. They're not in the pajamas at this stage.

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:14.639
<v Speaker 2>We just put them inside on the bed. We go

0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:16.760
<v Speaker 2>back to the car to get the suitcase and the

0:25:16.800 --> 0:25:20.119
<v Speaker 2>pajamas and nappy. Lola's in a nappy. We come back in.

0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:23.720
<v Speaker 2>Lola's half awake and Thella looks at us and goes,

0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I just had a little accident, and we're like, We're like, okay,

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:32.439
<v Speaker 2>that's it's annoying. It's annoying because she's very good. She

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 2>rarely has accidents. We kind of pull back the sheet

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 2>and she's done the biggest piss imaginable. She's just it's

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:46.119
<v Speaker 2>like someone's got a two lead carton and just like

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:48.840
<v Speaker 2>poured it out on the bed and she's there going

0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:50.920
<v Speaker 2>starry phipsy.

0:25:51.160 --> 0:25:52.280
<v Speaker 3>It's now a woman bed.

0:25:53.880 --> 0:25:56.560
<v Speaker 2>And you don't want to get annoyed. Obviously it's an accident,

0:25:56.640 --> 0:25:58.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, that's fine. At the same time, you don't

0:25:58.960 --> 0:26:01.720
<v Speaker 2>want to make it into a big because I just

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:02.960
<v Speaker 2>want to I just want to get you dressed and

0:26:02.960 --> 0:26:05.520
<v Speaker 2>put you down back to sleep, and then you know,

0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:09.119
<v Speaker 2>get a bit of rest myself. So we're like, that's okay,

0:26:09.359 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 2>we get her ready. The thing was ash, which worked

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:14.479
<v Speaker 2>in my favor. I'm always on the left side. If

0:26:14.520 --> 0:26:16.639
<v Speaker 2>you're like looking at the bed, at the bed head,

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:19.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the left side. Lola pissed on the right side.

0:26:19.440 --> 0:26:20.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh beautiful.

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:23.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, sorry, babe, we can. We can swamp

0:26:23.920 --> 0:26:24.680
<v Speaker 2>if you want.

0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 3>With a full intention that you don't want to.

0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Laura had to sleep and piss so night one, I

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh god.

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:34.040
<v Speaker 1>That is a real I know it's an accident and

0:26:34.080 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 1>you can't. You can't get up before it.

0:26:36.840 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 3>You want to. You're like, god damn it. But you're like, oh,

0:26:41.400 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 3>what a way to start a trip.

0:26:42.960 --> 0:26:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Haven't slept in the bed at all, and she's already

0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:47.640
<v Speaker 1>pissed in it.

0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:50.199
<v Speaker 2>It's a fucking nightmare. But then I'm popped into min

0:26:50.280 --> 0:26:53.240
<v Speaker 2>to ten and I got myself some steel cap boots

0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 2>and then they gave me like a Minor ten trade

0:26:56.880 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 2>trade shirt and I rocked up on site. All the

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:07.840
<v Speaker 2>guys I'd like a brand new shovel, like still had

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:10.359
<v Speaker 2>the sticker on. It had these brand new boots, like

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:15.360
<v Speaker 2>not a mark on them, and they're all like, oh

0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:19.160
<v Speaker 2>you are You're looking pretty squeaky clean. And I was like, hello, fellas,

0:27:19.960 --> 0:27:21.680
<v Speaker 2>my fellow tradesman.

0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Surely you shucked on the trading boys. Oh gosh.

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 2>All they did was just take one look at me.

0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:31.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm with Mike, who is an actual trading and you

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:32.879
<v Speaker 1>were putting stuff on your story and I was like,

0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:36.040
<v Speaker 1>look look at young Matthew here apprentice, first year apprentice,

0:27:36.400 --> 0:27:37.160
<v Speaker 1>clean shovel.

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:40.400
<v Speaker 3>Mike was like, fucking, it looks pretty good.

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 1>It looks the part you did you rub some dirt

0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:44.320
<v Speaker 1>on yourself or something before you.

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Got Yeah, I literally went into like I kind of

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:53.600
<v Speaker 2>like where the tat was and the soil underneath the taps.

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:55.879
<v Speaker 2>It was a bit muddy, and I like rubbed the

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 2>bit of wall paint, rubbed it all over myself. And

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:06.879
<v Speaker 2>then I kind of just I changed, you know, after

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.159
<v Speaker 2>a few hours of being on the tools, it just

0:28:09.320 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I felt like another tradesman came on side. He was

0:28:13.080 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 2>dropping something off, and I just I felt accepted. And

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:20.159
<v Speaker 2>then and then we went and got Laura. Laura and

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:22.040
<v Speaker 2>I got lunch, because you know, I was like, had

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:24.960
<v Speaker 2>this mud rubbed all over me and these big steelcup boots,

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 2>and Laura was like, oh, do you want to just

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 2>get changed quickly for lunch? And I was like, nah, nah,

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 2>I'll go down like this. And so I'm walking around

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 2>ala dalla looking for other trades to be like, here

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:39.680
<v Speaker 2>you going. I didn't take off that outfit and the

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:43.880
<v Speaker 2>boots for the whole weekend start to finish.

0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:46.680
<v Speaker 3>That is exactly what I expected from you.

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Too, dude. I woke up the next morning and my

0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:54.520
<v Speaker 2>poor hands that normally they're only having to endure like

0:28:54.600 --> 0:28:57.719
<v Speaker 2>twenty emails written a day, and all of a sudden

0:28:57.720 --> 0:29:01.200
<v Speaker 2>they're like lifting pits of wood and moving bricks from

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:05.360
<v Speaker 2>like A to b and they were so sore. Dude,

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:07.480
<v Speaker 2>it felt like my hands been on over by a

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 2>car achy And also because steel boot caps are so heavy,

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 2>my little ankles. The next day, I was so sore.

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 1>If a real trade is shooting into this chat now, pathetic.

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you can see the scratches.

0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, oh look at that.

0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 2>You look at that. I had this high pressure cleaner.

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 2>There's like four parts to it. It's like you've got

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 2>the hose, you've got the like the like the gun

0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 2>handle at the end, and then you got the unit.

0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 2>The instruction manual is like, we're not going to give

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 2>you the instructions for how to connect it because it's

0:29:41.400 --> 0:29:44.120
<v Speaker 2>literally just like one goes into two, two goes into three,

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:45.000
<v Speaker 2>three goes into four.

0:29:45.200 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 3>You're good, it's obvious. Yeah.

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't. I couldn't figure it out. I couldn't figure

0:29:50.160 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 2>it out. And Laura was like, Hey, let's let's hurry

0:29:53.320 --> 0:29:55.760
<v Speaker 2>up and let's gurnie this area here because we want

0:29:55.760 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 2>to get back to the kids because Nana had the kids. Ye,

0:29:58.200 --> 0:30:00.200
<v Speaker 2>hurry up and get it done. And I was trying

0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 2>to figure out how to do it.

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:04.240
<v Speaker 1>GURNI is the final trading test when you finish your

0:30:04.280 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 1>four year apprenticeship.

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 3>They're like, all right, now put this together.

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 2>You're I couldn't do it, and she goes, just ask

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:13.400
<v Speaker 2>one of the boys for help, and I'm like, I'm

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:15.680
<v Speaker 2>not fucking asking one of the guys here for help,

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Like I can do this. She gave me about twenty

0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:20.800
<v Speaker 2>minutes and then was like and I was like, can

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 2>you go ask him for help? I had to like

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 2>hide behind a bush as Laura had to get the

0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 2>guys that helps it up the gurney. But then as

0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 2>we're about to leave, this is the last day, we

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 2>had to go back on site just check one last thing.

0:30:34.760 --> 0:30:39.440
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if you saw ash on Laura's socials,

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:44.040
<v Speaker 2>but we now have a new pet down in Ala Dallah.

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 3>What is it?

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 2>So as we're leaving in the branches above the house,

0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:51.960
<v Speaker 2>this is in the front courtyard. There's a two meter

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 2>diamond python.

0:30:54.560 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 3>It's fucking massive, it's big.

0:30:56.720 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Laura was going, we need to get it, get it

0:30:59.480 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 2>out of here, and I was like, no, Like it's

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:02.680
<v Speaker 2>in a tree. It's just chilling, and I don't want

0:31:02.680 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 2>to like disturb it. And I go, they kill the road,

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:08.440
<v Speaker 2>and so yeah, that's what everyone says.

0:31:08.520 --> 0:31:09.920
<v Speaker 3>And the and.

0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Yet young children apparently they love cats. So Raspberry can't

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 2>come down. But Laura's screaming. As I'm inside, She's like, mad,

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:21.160
<v Speaker 2>come here. I run outside and she's like, get it.

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:24.320
<v Speaker 2>And it was then like just about to pop over

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:27.959
<v Speaker 2>into the gutter the corner of the roof, and I

0:31:28.000 --> 0:31:31.120
<v Speaker 2>was like, fuck, I'm not too worried about it, because

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you get you get snakes and roofs all

0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:38.200
<v Speaker 2>the time. But at the same time, it's it's half

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 2>finished and there's lots of like nooks and crannies for

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:43.320
<v Speaker 2>it to be in. I'm trying to get it with

0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:45.680
<v Speaker 2>a shovel, but I also it's a fucking snake, dude.

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to like attack the snake. The snake

0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>is now inside the roof, so the tail is just

0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 2>hanging out the gutter. I like try and grab the tail,

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:58.479
<v Speaker 2>but I can't reach it. Snake's inside, and we end

0:31:58.560 --> 0:32:01.600
<v Speaker 2>up calling a snake catcher and he's like, yeah, you guys,

0:32:01.640 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 2>that's like there's no way. You can't really set like

0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 2>a trap. You can't bait snakes. It's just going to

0:32:07.280 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 2>come out by its own free will. And we sit

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 2>in the video and we're like, it looks like it's

0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 2>eating something. So I'm guessing it has a bit of

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>a bulge and it's belly, and he goes, no, that's because

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:19.240
<v Speaker 2>the bulge is so far back towards the tail. That's

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:23.080
<v Speaker 2>that's a pregnant snake. That's its babies. So he reckons

0:32:23.120 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 2>that coming into someone this is when they give births.

0:32:25.680 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>So the snake is now in our roof. It's now

0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 2>going to lay its eggs in the roof most likely,

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 2>and raise it's young in the house.

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Dope, you charging rent.

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not worried.

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:45.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't like no what I will say.

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:49.600
<v Speaker 1>And I've got experience in this field, believe it or not.

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 3>I used to be a snake handler. No, no, you didn't.

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 3>No no.

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 1>We used to have a diamond python in the roof

0:32:56.400 --> 0:32:59.120
<v Speaker 1>of my parents' house as a child, and it lived

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<v Speaker 1>there for years and.

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<v Speaker 3>It kept all the roadents away. Brilliant, not a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one night Dad was going to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and he went to the bathroom and he came back

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<v Speaker 1>and he thought what was on the banister was a

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<v Speaker 1>towel to wipe his hand dry.

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<v Speaker 3>His hands turned out to be a snake.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's gone to grab the snake, and the things

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<v Speaker 1>like lunched at him in the middle of the.

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<v Speaker 2>How the fuck did he get a talent a snake

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<v Speaker 2>mixed up?

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<v Speaker 1>It was dark and it was wrapped, it was like

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<v Speaker 1>over that it was sitting that looked like it was

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<v Speaker 1>just draped over there. Cheeky bugger. And then I get this.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't living there at the time because I'd moved out.

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<v Speaker 1>I got this video of Dad at two o'clock in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, butt naked because dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Loves to sleep naked.

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<v Speaker 1>It for some fucking reason with a dog cage trying

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<v Speaker 1>to lure this snaked and apparently it's the only time

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<v Speaker 1>it ever came in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's because one of the windows was left open.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I am about.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll keep the roads, but I think a family of

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<v Speaker 1>snakes might be a bit march. Yeah, but Matt, let's

0:34:06.480 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 1>treat our listeners to one of their favorite segments, which

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<v Speaker 1>is parenting b Tell Me Loud, Tell Me love.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash. We got this video submitted from one of our

0:34:20.480 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 2>lovely listeners, Jess, who are sent it in so I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to watch this one right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Could I have some of your watermelon?

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<v Speaker 1>No, my water mamm a bit spify, so you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to eat.

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<v Speaker 3>It is not spicy? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>They're onto it when they start using our weapons.

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Against us, because it means we need to up our game.

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Minke keeps using a li on me at the moment

0:34:47.239 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 2>where literally I asked her not to do something, she

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:54.839
<v Speaker 2>does it and then she's like, oh, sorry, I thought

0:34:54.960 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 2>you said eat the chocolate and I'm like, no, you didn't,

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:03.520
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, I just I got confused. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>quite hear what you said. And I'm like, Marley, you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking heard me. And she's like, yeah, no, just fine.

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<v Speaker 2>So it doesn't the.

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<v Speaker 3>Other thing, but he's like, I'm like, did you just

0:35:17.400 --> 0:35:17.799
<v Speaker 3>lie to me?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what's that? Like, you're a fucking idiot. Very

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 1>also very clever, Like if you don't, he's probably under

0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the assumption if he doesn't know what it is, know

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 1>what a lie is, then he can't get in trouble.

0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 2>How could it be guilty?

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got one for you, Matt that I used personally.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry to make this all about me again, please, but

0:35:39.440 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to share this one with you because I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it had a little I'd nearly got caught out,

0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:46.200
<v Speaker 1>but I built on the lie and got away with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So just paint you a quick picture. We've traveled all

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<v Speaker 1>day to Bali. We've got here, it's five o'clock. Kids

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:56.320
<v Speaker 1>haven't rested, and we get here and the kids see

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<v Speaker 1>the pool straight away full of kids, full of people

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 1>and Oscar's and look, we're exhausted.

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 3>We traveled all day.

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:08.800
<v Speaker 1>If it was midday whatever, fine, but it's five o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>in the afternoon, and I've said to Oscar, I've said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, buddy, the pools closed. I know you can

0:36:15.400 --> 0:36:18.280
<v Speaker 1>see people in there, but they're just not accepting any

0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 1>new swimmers in the pool.

0:36:21.680 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 3>Very good, very good, very bummed out.

0:36:24.239 --> 0:36:26.759
<v Speaker 1>He was very bummed out. You can see all these

0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 1>kids having a really, really good time. I also noticed

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:34.400
<v Speaker 1>that they were setting up a projector screen at the

0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:40.040
<v Speaker 1>pool for a dusk movie. Okay, And I've come up.

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<v Speaker 3>To the room.

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Our room overlooks the slide in the pool, like legit

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 1>right there. And Oscar's like.

0:36:46.920 --> 0:36:48.240
<v Speaker 3>There's all kids having fun.

0:36:49.000 --> 0:36:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I've shut the curtains and I've said we're gonna

0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 1>have some dinner.

0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:55.359
<v Speaker 3>The pools closed. I told you that.

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<v Speaker 1>And as I've put them started to put them to sleep,

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<v Speaker 1>the movie kicks off.

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 3>And it surfs up. The movie.

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh great films, great film. The screen is right outside

0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:14.720
<v Speaker 1>my door. They've got two speakers the size of people

0:37:15.680 --> 0:37:18.760
<v Speaker 1>on top of these two sticks, projecting directly into my room.

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:22.120
<v Speaker 1>And Oscar was like, I can hear. I can hear

0:37:22.160 --> 0:37:26.279
<v Speaker 1>a movie. And I was like, oh yeah, Bud, you

0:37:26.400 --> 0:37:27.799
<v Speaker 1>had to buy tickets for that.

0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:30.320
<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 1>I cranked up the white noise and shut the curtain.

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<v Speaker 3>And the pork. Yeah, and the pork. He went to sleep,

0:37:38.480 --> 0:37:39.879
<v Speaker 3>missed out surfs up.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, You've you've got one more year of being

0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 2>able to bend the truth that much. He's going to

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:46.840
<v Speaker 2>start catching on.

0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, And honestly, I was just thinking on

0:37:50.600 --> 0:37:53.200
<v Speaker 1>my feet, and that's what good parenting is, thinking on

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:54.200
<v Speaker 1>your phone to adapt.

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Normally at this point of the episode, we would

0:37:57.560 --> 0:38:01.600
<v Speaker 2>do listen to questions. However, on this particular episode because

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 2>it's so special, the fact that one of us is

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 2>overseas and BALI must be very nice Ashton Wicks, we're

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 2>going to rest questions. We're going to do them next week.

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 3>I know people going to be really upset, but that's

0:38:12.000 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 3>my fault.

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I take responsibility for wasting all of our time.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, next week, ash you are going to enjoy your

0:38:19.920 --> 0:38:23.719
<v Speaker 2>holiday to its fullest. We're going to do an episode

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 2>with Laura Burns. She will be the ash Wicks Oohm.

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Is there an opportunity for me to dial in at

0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:30.439
<v Speaker 3>some point?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, as long as you're not enjoying the fine drinks

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:37.520
<v Speaker 2>of the long holand iced teas of BALI, I don't

0:38:37.520 --> 0:38:40.319
<v Speaker 2>know if we have time for that one hour in

0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, and then we had dinner. The hard

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:45.480
<v Speaker 2>thing about dinner, there's twenty four of us.

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:46.720
<v Speaker 3>What's the deal with dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, just quickly ash before we go. I had a

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:54.400
<v Speaker 2>lovely interaction driving back. We stopped in at Little RSL

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:58.680
<v Speaker 2>in Wollongong and a lady was like, oh my gosh,

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 2>it's you. And we don't often get this in public.

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:05.520
<v Speaker 2>It rarely happens, so it's very flattering when it does happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Stacy said, I was just telling my husband about the

0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:14.080
<v Speaker 2>podcast and she always it's helped me so much because

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:15.759
<v Speaker 2>I just got out of hospital and I was like,

0:39:16.080 --> 0:39:19.600
<v Speaker 2>oh no, she's currently going through chemo, and she said,

0:39:19.600 --> 0:39:21.360
<v Speaker 2>I just want to say thanks so much for giving

0:39:21.400 --> 0:39:24.319
<v Speaker 2>me just a little bit of fun and laughter at

0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:26.480
<v Speaker 2>the time of my life where I've been feeling pretty low.

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 2>So Stacy, I'm going to assume you listening to this episode,

0:39:30.640 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 2>but we're thinking of you know, you got a huge

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:34.879
<v Speaker 2>battle on your hands. We're stoked that we can offer

0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:37.759
<v Speaker 2>you just a little bit of help. So all of

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.600
<v Speaker 2>us here, two dating dads, we're thinking of.

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<v Speaker 1>Your Yeah, Stacy all the best with treatment and hopefully

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:45.920
<v Speaker 1>you bounce back quickly and hopefully maybe one day we

0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 1>can come down for a beer at that RSL, Matt,

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:49.720
<v Speaker 1>and it's a great RSL.

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<v Speaker 2>The fig Tree, great, great establishment, and Ash. We are

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<v Speaker 2>where you're itching towards one hundred episodes. I think we're

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<v Speaker 2>at ninety three, maybe ninety four, maybe ninety six, I've

0:40:01.080 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 2>lost count, but we are in the nineties. We will

0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:07.319
<v Speaker 2>do something very special for hundreds. We're planning it at

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:09.520
<v Speaker 2>the moment, So just stay tuned, keep an eye out

0:40:09.560 --> 0:40:11.960
<v Speaker 2>on our socials and also to the episodes because the

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.640
<v Speaker 2>announcement is coming soon, something very special.

0:40:14.920 --> 0:40:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Listeners very excited. And I love it when you bring

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>me news like that.

0:40:18.520 --> 0:40:20.920
<v Speaker 3>Love it. I love it, love it, love it.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've enjoyed this episode, please jump on leave us

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<v Speaker 1>And if you want to get in touch of course, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>where do they do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I was like, they can't do it on an

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to jump on today just so you know,

0:40:49.920 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 3>and jump on today. Give a little life update for me.

0:40:52.719 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Maybe picture the kids having a good time and see

0:40:55.120 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 1>if anyone's got any cool Barley recommendations.

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<v Speaker 2>While I'm please be safe the love of God, just

0:41:00.200 --> 0:41:01.240
<v Speaker 2>come back home in one piece.

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<v Speaker 3>Ash. Yeah, look, I promise from here on out, I'll

0:41:04.920 --> 0:41:05.479
<v Speaker 3>do my best.

0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:08.040
<v Speaker 2>You're making me nervous. Enjoy your holiday, mate, We'll chat

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:09.440
<v Speaker 2>to you soon, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>See guys bye? Do you know what it reminds me

0:41:16.560 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 3>of that movie The Castle and His Dad? I dug

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:19.479
<v Speaker 3>a hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 2>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

0:41:30.360 --> 0:41:32.080
<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all.

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<v Speaker 3>Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander people's today. This episode was recorded

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<v Speaker 3>on Gadagle Land