1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Is it just me or do you get the absolute 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: sudden urge to call everyone boss whenever you go overseas? 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,600 Speaker 2: No nod. I don't know if you remember calling me 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 2: last night, and I could just hear it being like 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 2: thanks boss, thanks boss us. Welcome back to two doting dads. 6 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 3: I'm Maddie Jay and I'm Baliash. 7 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 2: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is 8 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 2: the good, it is the. 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 3: Bad, and the relatable. 10 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 2: And this won't come as any surprise to anyone unless 11 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 2: you're a new listener. But on this episode, all episodes, 12 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: we will not be giving any type of advice whatsoever. 13 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: Well, let me hold you there. Today might be a 14 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 1: little bit different, Matt. I might have some advice. Matthew, 15 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: I have traveled to Balley. I am currently out of 16 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: the country, and one gribe I've got is trying to 17 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,759 Speaker 1: find a decent froth because there's only one local beer 18 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: here which will go unnamed, that I do not like. 19 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: And there's only one mother's milk or nectar, and that is, 20 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,080 Speaker 1: of course Stonewood. 21 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 2: That's right, the one and only stone on Wood. And 22 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,760 Speaker 2: this morning, Ash, it doesn't feel quite right the fact 23 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 2: that I'm drinking one and you're not physically in front 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 2: of me like I feel. I feel like I'm having 25 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 2: toast with vegimite and no butter. Still that, Yeah, of 26 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 2: course you would. I don't know if this is going 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 2: to make your mouth water, but here it is, Ash, 28 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 2: this is the hinterland, hazy pale ale. 29 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 3: Just hold it up so I can see it. 30 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 2: I'm just going to crack it here. 31 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 3: Can you please, please please please? 32 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: Oh oh, can you please have a couple for me? 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 3: That would be amazing, please, Ash. 34 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 2: On the weekend just gone, I was down the South coast. 35 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 2: I was working on the house. I was on the 36 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 2: tools all day and it was a very hot day. Ash, 37 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 2: I feel like spring is just come. The temperature is 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 2: just it's hot, it's thick. 39 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,119 Speaker 1: Didn't you realize the sentence you just said, Then it's 40 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: come and it's hot, it's thick. 41 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 2: Those words. That's sexually a new window. It just happens 42 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:24,880 Speaker 2: naturally when I talk about stone and wood. But after 43 00:02:24,919 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 2: being on the tools all day, it doesn't happen often. 44 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,399 Speaker 2: I I'm normally exhausted from writing emails nine to five, 45 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 2: but after having a shovel in hand and then putting 46 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: the shovel down grasping a can of stone and wood 47 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 2: and having that sweet, sweet sip that nectar. It is 48 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 2: absolutely delicious. 49 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 3: And Laura doesn't mind the old hazy as well, didn't she? 50 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,640 Speaker 2: Laura spect she was on the tools also, I did see, 51 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 2: and both of us were sitting there afterwards, being like, 52 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 2: nothing better after a hard day's work than a stone 53 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 2: and wood. 54 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: I'm very jealous because it's very hot here and I 55 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: would love nothing them more. 56 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 2: And for those of you who are not in Bali 57 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 2: and here in Australia, the Stonywood Hinterland Hazy Pallel is 58 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,400 Speaker 2: available at any good bottle shop and pouring on tap 59 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 2: and any good or delicious bar and restaurant. If you're 60 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 2: struggling to find it or sample it, just jump on 61 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 2: the stony Wood website and order a carton to your door. Ash. 62 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 2: I don't know if they delivered to Bali. 63 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 3: They should just go to Stonywood dot com dot au. 64 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 2: Of course, yes, you're in Bali. Where do we start? 65 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 2: Where do we start? 66 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,359 Speaker 3: With Bali? Let's begin. 67 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: As all parents know, traveling with your children is a nightmare. Look, 68 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,240 Speaker 1: there is twelve parents, twelve kids right now. 69 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: That is fucking crazy. By the way. 70 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a logistical nightmare. 71 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: But April is, as you know, an executive assistant. She 72 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: has done an amazing job organizing this, so let's just 73 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: start with that. I usually shit on my wife. 74 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 3: I'll give a. 75 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: Kudos on this one because everyone is having a really 76 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: good time. 77 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 2: Is she the ringleader? Is she in charge? Who's like 78 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 2: top dog? 79 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 3: You look at him, bro, you're looking at him. 80 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 2: I don't believe it. 81 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 3: Nah, I'm I'm the bottom. 82 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 2: Bet you're the epitome of rocking up. Being like, so, 83 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 2: what time's boarding are we will fly to? 84 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 3: It is exactly what happened. That's exactly what happened. 85 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: I had had in my head that we were flying 86 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: at like eleven am, so ape and I had the 87 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: night before. 88 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,120 Speaker 3: She was like, Okay, well we've got to leave at 89 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,600 Speaker 3: six and I'm like, fuck, you. 90 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: Want to leave so early for She's like, we've got 91 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: to get the kids in the car, got to pack 92 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 1: everything in the car, blah blah blah blah blahlah, and 93 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: you got to get there a couple of hours before. 94 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, not five hours before? What are you 95 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,039 Speaker 3: my dad? 96 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: And then she was like no, no, no, dickhead, We're 97 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,400 Speaker 1: flying at ten. I've told you this five hundred times. 98 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, all right, alright, right, forgive me. I 99 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 1: did the classic dad move, which is to put all 100 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: the bags in the car the night before of an 101 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:58,840 Speaker 1: early start, which I think that's brilliant, good until April goes, 102 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: I need something out of the big I'm talking. It's 103 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: under surfboards, it's under prams, it's under kids' bags. 104 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 2: You've brought your surfboard, that's right. I forget that you 105 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,680 Speaker 2: like to bring your surfboard to BALI. I'm trying to 106 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 2: wrap my head around that. It's hard enough going with 107 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 2: two kids plus prem plus bags, plus then throw a 108 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 2: surfboard on top. How are you doing this? 109 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: I actually had two surfboards, so I'm a warhorse. And 110 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: so April needed something out of the big bag, which 111 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 1: is the anchor bag. And I got everything out of 112 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: the car at six am in the morning, only for 113 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,400 Speaker 1: her to realize that she hadn't put the toiletry bag 114 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: in the big bag anyway. Ah, it was sitting on 115 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 1: the kitchen bench waiting to be packed. So of course 116 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: I'm a peak annoyed about this. I've stacked the car 117 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,599 Speaker 1: back up I've got the kids in that've traveled really 118 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: really well to the airport. 119 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 3: No dramas. 120 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 2: Can I just ask you something and not to hone 121 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 2: in and focus too much on the flight. I feel 122 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 2: like I'm very flight focused right now. I'm like a 123 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 2: moth and the flame is the flight. I'm just saying, 124 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 2: let me in. I want some where. Did you guys sit? 125 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 2: What was your configuration? Because you've got four of you. 126 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was a two four to two and 127 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,719 Speaker 1: we were in the four packed flight, full to the brand, 128 00:06:17,839 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 1: very full fight. Yeah, kids everywhere, and like I said, 129 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: they traveled really well to get there. But then the 130 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 1: dumb thing is when you travel with other families, is 131 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: the excitement of kids getting to an airport because I 132 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: don't understand that you've got to wait, you stand in line, 133 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: you've got to go through security. They're going absolutely fucking 134 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 1: mental in the airport terminal, like trying to round, like 135 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: trying to herd cattle. Ah, so far, that was the 136 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: worst part, I would say, because they're also excited. But 137 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,200 Speaker 1: also the good thing was we weren't all sitting together 138 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: on the plane, which I think is a top tip 139 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,240 Speaker 1: from me. 140 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 3: Why they can't see their friends, so they're not like 141 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 3: like loo. 142 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 1: So for the first couple, I was on the plane 143 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 1: four two four, perfect, put the kids in the middle, 144 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: parent on the outside. Those kids sat really well for 145 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: about two hours. 146 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 3: The flights so long? What is it six and a 147 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 3: half hours? 148 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, you feel like it's longer. On the way there. 149 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 3: Did we take a detour or something quick? Stop off 150 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:18,400 Speaker 3: in Darwin? 151 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,520 Speaker 2: Yeah? The Captain's like, do we say Tokyo or Baralik? Fuck? 152 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 3: Two hours? They traveled really well. Then they started to 153 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 3: get a bit restless, as they do, and that's fair. 154 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm not going to sit here and every parent out 155 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: there that travels with toddler's nose, you can't expect them 156 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: to sit there for six and a half hours and 157 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 1: not make a peep. 158 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 3: So of course they want to get up. 159 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: And walking up up and down the aisles, go and 160 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: see their friend. You know, that's an hour or so 161 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: up and down. 162 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 3: But it was kind of nice. 163 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 1: Because all of my kids went saw their friends, and 164 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,120 Speaker 1: April and I just had four seats vessels for about 165 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: an hour. 166 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 3: It was great. 167 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,880 Speaker 2: But what you just let them lose on the plane. 168 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 1: Every now and then one kid would walk past, give 169 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: away kicking, but also also kept for getting where we sat. 170 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 3: So he's like at the front of the plane in 171 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 3: business class. 172 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 2: He's flying the plane. 173 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 1: I even was like, maybe I can upgrade me to business. 174 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 2: Did you look at prices? 175 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,320 Speaker 3: I was in the check in line and I was like, 176 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 3: just double check. 177 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 2: Could you imagine April if you're like, hey, I guess 178 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 2: he got an upgrade, mate. 179 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: I think that's instant divorce, isn't it. I think that's 180 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 1: one of the worst things you could do to your 181 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 1: significant other. 182 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 3: But yeah, they traveled really well. 183 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 1: We got here at a good time. We got here 184 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 1: it like mid afternoon, but of course it takes forever 185 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: to get from the airport to wherever you're staying because 186 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: the traffic's so bad. Logistically getting kids everything into a car. 187 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:46,840 Speaker 2: I've seen videos and it barly looks absolutely turbo these days. 188 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 3: It's so so busy. 189 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 2: It's always been busy because the roads are small and 190 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 2: there's just there's you know, there's like scooters, there's cars. 191 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,640 Speaker 2: Cars are a nightmare getting around as well. It's just 192 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 2: like bumping a bump. 193 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: But everywhere you add like as much to your trip 194 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: with a car, for sure. 195 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 2: I would almost say triple. 196 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 3: Wow. 197 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 2: Just to manage expectations of anyone who's going to Bali, 198 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:08,760 Speaker 2: it's triple triple. 199 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 3: In a car, it's triple. Yeah, it's triple. 200 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: It is school holidays too, quadruple it. Yeah, just chuck 201 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 1: an extra time. It is very busy. Everything's really packed. 202 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 1: We got in Middavo, got the kids. They hadn't slept 203 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: the whole time, haven't rest the whole time. They were 204 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:26,280 Speaker 1: wide up, they were delirious. They were running a mark 205 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: in the hallway. One of the girls hit one of 206 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: the young girls, she's three. She was so worked up 207 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: she then fell asleep sitting up and then had a 208 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: night terror while sitting there, like so you. 209 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:41,199 Speaker 3: Can imagine her sitting there and then all of a 210 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 3: sudden going. 211 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 1: Honestly, the poor thing she was, she was traumatized by it, 212 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: but it was fucking hilarious for me. 213 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 3: If it's my kid, I'm like, oh, you're good. But 214 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 3: I was just like hysterically laughing. 215 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 2: Bless and Yeah. 216 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 3: The next day woke up beautiful day Bali. 217 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,720 Speaker 1: And of course our family trip is all the about family, 218 00:10:00,720 --> 00:10:01,560 Speaker 1: all about the kids. 219 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 3: I condone that for most of the part. 220 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 1: We spent the day by the pool and it just 221 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:09,560 Speaker 1: happened to be my NURL Grand final day. Yes, we 222 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: as a group collectively thought what we'll do. We'll spend 223 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,440 Speaker 1: the day at the pool. Let the kids have a 224 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,480 Speaker 1: good rest in the middle of the day so that 225 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:19,840 Speaker 1: they can stay up late. We could go watch the game, 226 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: we can have dinner, we can do something for the adults, 227 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 1: but the kids can come along later, so we're not 228 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:28,439 Speaker 1: completely ditching them with babysitterzen sex on night one and. 229 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 3: I think that's fair. 230 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: Barley's not very kid appropriate at pubs anyway, but they're 231 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: a bit more accommodating these days because more families are 232 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:38,400 Speaker 1: coming here, right, and we make the short five hundred 233 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,680 Speaker 1: meters walk, which five hundred meter walk in Barley for 234 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: a bunch of kids is like walking across the Sahara. 235 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 2: Desert quadrivele it. 236 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,520 Speaker 1: That was a nightmare to get there. And they're at capacity. Sorry, 237 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 1: we can't let anyone else in. We're full at capacity. 238 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,200 Speaker 1: This is bang on kickoff, by the way, no contingency plan, 239 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,599 Speaker 1: of course. I forgot that Bali is pretty much a 240 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: state of Australia. 241 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard, it's hard to call it. I remember 242 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 2: going to the state of origin. Over in BALI watching 243 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 2: it at a pub and there was like no one 244 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,439 Speaker 2: was really that into it. There was like a few people, Yeah, 245 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:12,720 Speaker 2: could be a bit hit on miss. 246 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 3: And we think what do we do next? 247 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 1: And instead of being able to do something for us adults, 248 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 1: we unfortunately the only place that we could fit in 249 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,679 Speaker 1: was and I'm not sure if you're familiar with a 250 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 1: franchise in Austrait called Cheeky Monkeys. No, it's an indoor 251 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 1: play center. So picture this me bit upset. I can't 252 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,320 Speaker 1: get to the pub to watch the ground final, then 253 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: being dragged by a bunch of because they kids spotted it. 254 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 1: They spotted the monkey, and it's a big monkey out 255 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:39,840 Speaker 1: the front of this place. 256 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, look, let's go in. Maybe 257 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 3: they've got a TV. Went in. 258 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,080 Speaker 1: They've got no air con, they've got no TV, they've 259 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: got no beers, and they've got a playground that looks 260 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,000 Speaker 1: like a prison yard. 261 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 3: But the kids are frothing. 262 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 2: That's a fucking night man. 263 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 1: At this point, I'm human fucking spent the day chasing 264 00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,680 Speaker 1: kids so that we could do this. It's too hot 265 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,679 Speaker 1: for them to be fully closed, so they're all running 266 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,199 Speaker 1: around pretty much naked, and. 267 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 3: Then the girl behind the buses, I've got no beers. 268 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 2: What do you have? 269 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 3: Like what she's like, But you can go and get 270 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,319 Speaker 3: beers and bring them in. 271 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: So I went bought like twenty beers and I'm like, 272 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 1: drag these beers in. By the time I got back, 273 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 1: the guys out there watching the footage on. 274 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 3: A three and a half inch iPhone on. 275 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,640 Speaker 1: Delay, who were thirty five minutes behind Heaven, first thought 276 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:32,079 Speaker 1: was like, oh thank god, it was noisy as fuck 277 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 1: because of the the echoing through this playground. Well, the 278 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 1: prison yard is I like to call it the sums 279 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 1: up traveling with or even just parenting right, because you're like, 280 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,280 Speaker 1: have this goal and idea in your mind where you're like, 281 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna do everything right so that we can do 282 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 1: something as parents and the kids can still come along, 283 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: and it ends up. 284 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,200 Speaker 3: Just being all about the kids. 285 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,559 Speaker 1: Like I'm sitting there in a stinking hot kids playground, 286 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 1: staring at a three and a half inch phone, drinking 287 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 1: a warm beer from the servo three blocks over. 288 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 2: It's living. 289 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,280 Speaker 1: The game finishes, the kids have eaten, We're like, you 290 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: know what, there's a rooftop. 291 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,640 Speaker 3: Bar back at our hotel, so let's go back there. 292 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: Just the kids are wide up. It's like nine o'clock 293 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,840 Speaker 1: at night now they're charging. 294 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,199 Speaker 2: Hang on, doesn't that mean that it's eleven o'clock like 295 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 2: Sydney time on night one? Fuck, these kids must be 296 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 2: off their. 297 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 3: Head, off their head. 298 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,200 Speaker 1: We went up to this rooftop bar and one of 299 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 1: the dads had checked it out and said, look, it's 300 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: there's no fences. Really, there's seats up against the edge 301 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 1: and you can literally you'll fall off under the roof 302 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 1: and roll down the roof and. 303 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 3: The on the road. 304 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,400 Speaker 2: So we are perfect. 305 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:41,800 Speaker 3: Let's just go up and have a look at the 306 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,040 Speaker 3: twenty four of it. 307 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 1: The look on the bartender's face when we walked in 308 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 1: with twenty four people. They nearly fucking jumped off the roof. 309 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:52,280 Speaker 1: And the kids were at this point really hopped up on. 310 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,600 Speaker 1: They've been at a playground all day. They're all sunburnt, 311 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,839 Speaker 1: they're all on eating lollies, eating whatever they can get 312 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: their hands on. I've completely taken over the dance floor 313 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 1: of this rooftop bar. 314 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 3: We've cleared the place out. People have left. 315 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 1: The best thing about was we all had free cocktail vouchers, 316 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: so the whole thing. 317 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 3: Was completely free. 318 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,240 Speaker 2: I just call that. 319 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,520 Speaker 1: Apparently this place every day you get too free cocktail delicious. 320 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 1: So we're all up there at this point where the 321 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: kids are flying high, we're all we're all pretty tanked. 322 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 1: And then we go all right, well, let's go back 323 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,880 Speaker 1: to bath time and. 324 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 3: All the can can? 325 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 2: I ask you? Are you going to tell me your 326 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,400 Speaker 2: entire trip from start to finish our by hour? 327 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 3: No? Sorry, let me oh, I just wanted to paint 328 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 3: the picture. The picture is painted, okay, yeah, cool, So 329 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 3: we went back. We did you know what I'm like? 330 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 3: Once I get on a tangent, we get back to bedtime. 331 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 2: We woke up. I had cereal for breakfast, alongside two 332 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 2: eggs which were scrambled. I sat at seat number forty two, 333 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 2: which is the back left hand corner of the restaurant. 334 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,600 Speaker 2: Following that, I had a coffee. 335 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,840 Speaker 3: I think the listeners appreciate my detail. 336 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 2: It feels like we're there in BALI with you every 337 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 2: step of the way. 338 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,840 Speaker 3: Anyway, let me finish, we get. 339 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 2: Because also I want to get I want to get 340 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,560 Speaker 2: to your accident as well. We've got to leave time 341 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 2: for the accident. 342 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. 343 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, the dad's got the green light to kick on 344 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,880 Speaker 1: after the kids went to bed, right. 345 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 2: Did they get the green light or was there? Was 346 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,400 Speaker 2: there never like an option for there to be any 347 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 2: other light color but green. 348 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 3: No other options. 349 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, so we we we kick on to what we 350 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 1: assumed was a little sports bar after that that turned 351 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: out to be a nightclub. 352 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 3: So you can imagine six old heads in there. 353 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,160 Speaker 1: It felt like I was at schoolies, so I was 354 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 1: essentially at schoolies anyway, So it was all well and good, 355 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,120 Speaker 1: and then we left pretty late, like two o'clock in 356 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 1: the morning. One of the guys that were with got 357 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: lost and then attempted to be abducted. He also got 358 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,120 Speaker 1: offered a really shaky hand job down the back alley 359 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: of some bar, but of course he was just trying 360 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: to get home, spewed up in the lift and then 361 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: got alcohol poisoning. 362 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 3: That's not one, that was just one. 363 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: One of the other guys I was with also got lost, 364 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 1: but he got lost in the hotel and at two 365 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, he knocked on every single door 366 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,640 Speaker 1: of the hotel to find his room. Every and I'm 367 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: talking four or five stories, twenty five rooms a story, 368 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 1: and thankfully he got halfway through to a friend's room 369 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: on my level because he's on the top level. He 370 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,320 Speaker 1: got halfway through and my mate opened the door and 371 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 1: was like, the fuck the fuck are you doing. He 372 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,480 Speaker 1: was like, I'm trying to find my room, and he 373 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: was like, I know where your room is. So by 374 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: this stage he'd knocked on like thirty forty rooms. 375 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 2: I mean, I like his logic. He's like, do you 376 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 2: know what, I'm just kinda I'm going to knuckle down. 377 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 2: I'm going to get it done. 378 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 3: You have no shoes on it. 379 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,840 Speaker 1: So it was a rough night because we woke up 380 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 1: the next day. I've gone down for breakfast at about 381 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,119 Speaker 1: eight o'clock. You know, me ice stick on the beers. 382 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:06,920 Speaker 1: I'm a big guy. 383 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 3: I think I had one Margie and then so I 384 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 3: was a bit dusty. I was a bit rough. And 385 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,360 Speaker 3: then I got downstairs and one of the wise goes. 386 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,400 Speaker 1: Oh, we've had to we've had to order the doctors 387 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:21,360 Speaker 1: in because one of the boys got ethanol poisoned. 388 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,879 Speaker 3: So we're all sitting around. 389 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 2: No, is it one of those things where people just 390 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:32,879 Speaker 2: get People just get really like hungover, and I was poisoned. 391 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,560 Speaker 2: I was I had my drink spiked it like, no, 392 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,520 Speaker 2: you just had like eighty four cocktails and fourteen beers 393 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,679 Speaker 2: and you haven't slept. 394 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,200 Speaker 3: He was to be fair, he was smashing the Long 395 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:48,879 Speaker 3: Island ice teas and so we're all day one and. 396 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,160 Speaker 1: Like it leads me to the question, Matt of day one. 397 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:57,120 Speaker 3: Everyone always has a blowout on day one of a holiday, right, Huh? 398 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:05,360 Speaker 3: Is that is that fair? Tosday? Well? How my questions? 399 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,879 Speaker 3: I want to know what your what your what you 400 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 3: would do? 401 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,200 Speaker 1: How would you make it up to your significant other 402 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 1: if you were to have a massive blowout not show 403 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 1: face the next day because you've drank too much, You've 404 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:21,080 Speaker 1: had to call the er nurse in to essentially hook 405 00:18:21,119 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 1: you be line you up to a drip to stop 406 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: you from profusely vomiting petrol all over a hotel room. 407 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 3: How do you make up for that? 408 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,040 Speaker 2: I would take her out to the nicest Barlinese rooftop 409 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:38,399 Speaker 2: sports bar without a fence possible, and treat herd of 410 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 2: one of the Long Island ized tea's. I don't know, 411 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 2: I don't know if we've got time ash for your 412 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:45,959 Speaker 2: accidents story? 413 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,760 Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry, let's. 414 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 2: Tell the story, because I have been worried, sick, since 415 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 2: you've been gone, Because you know, Barli is a place 416 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 2: where accidents happen. We all know that you know, and 417 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 2: not to say that I don't have all faith in 418 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 2: your abilities as an adult to look after yourself. I 419 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,199 Speaker 2: just know that sometimes you can be a little bit 420 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 2: accident prone. All I was thinking to myself, he's with April. 421 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 2: He's going to be okay because April will look after him. 422 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:17,120 Speaker 2: But you sent me a voice message last night which 423 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,719 Speaker 2: it made me very nervous. I don't don't know if 424 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,959 Speaker 2: you remember saying these things, but have a listen to this. 425 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: I tried to do a double backflip off the Mississippi 426 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:34,400 Speaker 1: diving board and got halfway through the second flip, and I. 427 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 3: Think, I think, I think I need to go to 428 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,440 Speaker 3: the hospital. But I'll wait. 429 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,879 Speaker 1: I will wait until the inflammation goes down before I 430 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,840 Speaker 1: decide whether. 431 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,399 Speaker 3: To go to the hospital end or not. 432 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 2: Have you have you gone to hospital or not? Have 433 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 2: you seek professional medical attention? 434 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 3: I walked it off, as they say. 435 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 2: There's nothing there's nothing better than walking off a spinal injuries. 436 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 3: I just slapped really hard. 437 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 2: What did you do? 438 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 1: We went to a day a day club by the 439 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,240 Speaker 1: name of Mississippi. 440 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 3: Those of you have seen it online. It's quite it's 441 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,160 Speaker 3: quite photogenic. That's how I say. 442 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: It's in Bali, and it's got a diving platform. 443 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:19,280 Speaker 3: It's got three a very big. 444 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 1: A one, a two meter and a five meter I believe, 445 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 1: I believe it's five meters, which you might not think 446 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:28,439 Speaker 1: is very high, but your ceilings only like two meters 447 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:32,240 Speaker 1: two and a half minut's double that which I am 448 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 1: quite well known for bridge jumping as a child and 449 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 1: as a teenager. That's all we did in twet because 450 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 1: there's nothing else to do that and get pregnant, and 451 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,400 Speaker 1: of course I have had to do a signature backflip 452 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:48,320 Speaker 1: of mine, which is just a single backflip, legs straight, 453 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,399 Speaker 1: perfect narrative. 454 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,040 Speaker 2: It went down well because sometimes you know, there's when 455 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,400 Speaker 2: there's a diving platform in the background. At these types 456 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 2: of places, a lot of people around. You can't help 457 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:01,399 Speaker 2: but be drawn to an individual who's up there, especially 458 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 2: when people know that like, well, he's facing the other way, 459 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 2: he's about to do some type of a flip. Here 460 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 2: did like did you come out up out of the 461 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 2: water and to rounds of applause, what was it like? 462 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 3: Look, there was a kid there doing like triple backflips 463 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,920 Speaker 3: and stuff. So mine wasn't. 464 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,920 Speaker 2: I fucking hate that, I fucking. 465 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,400 Speaker 3: I know, really show. 466 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,960 Speaker 1: But my excuse was I was like, bro, I have 467 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: ninety five kilo dad. 468 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 3: Two kids. A single backflip is fucking impressive. 469 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,679 Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, I love, I love. Just you told me 470 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 2: last night that April said she'd give you a blowjob 471 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 2: if you did it. Have a backflip. 472 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,520 Speaker 3: Blowjob. Unreceived. 473 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,600 Speaker 1: And of course, then of course my mates as you, 474 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: as good mates to encourage you. Other than you, Matt, 475 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 1: You're the only one who'd be like, don't do it, bro. 476 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 2: I'm all for the flips. I'm all for the flips. 477 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,960 Speaker 2: I've got plenty of Yeah, big flip guy. 478 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 3: You're big clip guy. 479 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 480 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,679 Speaker 1: Let me show you exactly how that went down, Matthew. 481 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,440 Speaker 3: I think what you will notice in that video. 482 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 1: One form, my form is outstanding. But second of all 483 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 1: is the sound of a thud hitting the water, the 484 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: surface of the water, followed by a collective groan of 485 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,200 Speaker 1: the whole day club going. 486 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,320 Speaker 2: Fuck, that was good. That was good. That was that 487 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,320 Speaker 2: was a grade backslap material. I'm just glad you're okay. 488 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,080 Speaker 1: When I was midway through that flip, my thought process 489 00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:53,199 Speaker 1: went to Matt's gonna love this. I was like, and 490 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,879 Speaker 1: then I put on the bravest phase because in that 491 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,720 Speaker 1: video the two people at the front of my two 492 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 1: mates who have egged me on to do it, and 493 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,080 Speaker 1: they've watched the whole thing unfolded front row seeds and 494 00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 1: they're like, you're all right, Brian. I was like, and 495 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 1: I remember putting myself back underwater, going had some painkillers, 496 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,359 Speaker 1: slept it off, and now I've got the mother of 497 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: all bruises because that all of the blood cells have 498 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,399 Speaker 1: come to the surface of the skin. 499 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,800 Speaker 3: And I walked downstairs with my shirt on, and one 500 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,480 Speaker 3: of the boys. 501 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,960 Speaker 1: Was like, did you get stung by a jellyfish? 502 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,840 Speaker 3: But I lived. I lived to tell another, to tell 503 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,440 Speaker 3: another tale. 504 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,359 Speaker 2: You make me blooding over sash in weeks sincerely apologized 505 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 2: for making you worried. 506 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,040 Speaker 3: Dad. 507 00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 2: I'm going to message April and be like, keep them 508 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 2: on a tight leash. For God's sakes. 509 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,240 Speaker 3: It's the dad instinct of you to worry about me, 510 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:53,560 Speaker 3: and I appreciate that because no one else fucking cares anyway. 511 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,760 Speaker 1: Matt, let me let me steguay into you because you 512 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,280 Speaker 1: worried about me this whole time. 513 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 2: Oh no, let's wrap it up, Ash. 514 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 3: No, sorry, sorry, that's very selfish of me. 515 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 2: A little insight into what you'd be like as a lover. 516 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:06,880 Speaker 3: Very good. 517 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,119 Speaker 2: A quick update on the Runda, because Ash, I know that. 518 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 2: I'm sure that's been at your the forefront of your 519 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,159 Speaker 2: mind for the last few days. 520 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 3: I'm really enjoying the content coming out of it. The 521 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,639 Speaker 3: girls look like they love it. They do like it. 522 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,199 Speaker 2: They do like it. We were down there recently, had 523 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,919 Speaker 2: a little weekend trip down there. The drive down it's 524 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,680 Speaker 2: a bit of a long drive. It's three hours from 525 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:33,560 Speaker 2: Sydney down to Aladalla. We left in the afternoon, Ash, 526 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,639 Speaker 2: and normally it's pretty painless. We left late, so we 527 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,960 Speaker 2: didn't get in until like nine o'clock in the evening, 528 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,960 Speaker 2: so pretty late. The girls already sleep in the back 529 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,800 Speaker 2: of the car. You know, I was pretty exhausted. Not 530 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 2: to sound like a hero, but I did that drive myself, 531 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,880 Speaker 2: start to finish a little stopover midway through. 532 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 3: That's pretty good, Thank you. 533 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,520 Speaker 2: I appreciate that. We get to our accommodation. Girls are asleep. 534 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,200 Speaker 2: Nana is also asleep in the back of the car. 535 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 2: As well. Laura's almost there. We get the girls inside 536 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,160 Speaker 2: to two bedroom little place, so Nana's got one room, 537 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:07,879 Speaker 2: Laura and I have the other room with the girls. 538 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 2: We're all like in the one bed. We get Marley 539 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,639 Speaker 2: and Lola. They're not in the pajamas at this stage. 540 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,639 Speaker 2: We just put them inside on the bed. We go 541 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,760 Speaker 2: back to the car to get the suitcase and the 542 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:20,119 Speaker 2: pajamas and nappy. Lola's in a nappy. We come back in. 543 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 2: Lola's half awake and Thella looks at us and goes, 544 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:29,560 Speaker 2: I just had a little accident, and we're like, We're like, okay, 545 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,439 Speaker 2: that's it's annoying. It's annoying because she's very good. She 546 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,000 Speaker 2: rarely has accidents. We kind of pull back the sheet 547 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 2: and she's done the biggest piss imaginable. She's just it's 548 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:46,119 Speaker 2: like someone's got a two lead carton and just like 549 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 2: poured it out on the bed and she's there going 550 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,920 Speaker 2: starry phipsy. 551 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,280 Speaker 3: It's now a woman bed. 552 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 2: And you don't want to get annoyed. Obviously it's an accident, 553 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,960 Speaker 2: you know, that's fine. At the same time, you don't 554 00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:01,720 Speaker 2: want to make it into a big because I just 555 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:02,960 Speaker 2: want to I just want to get you dressed and 556 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,520 Speaker 2: put you down back to sleep, and then you know, 557 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:09,119 Speaker 2: get a bit of rest myself. So we're like, that's okay, 558 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,200 Speaker 2: we get her ready. The thing was ash, which worked 559 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,479 Speaker 2: in my favor. I'm always on the left side. If 560 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 2: you're like looking at the bed, at the bed head, 561 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,240 Speaker 2: I'm on the left side. Lola pissed on the right side. 562 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,679 Speaker 3: Oh beautiful. 563 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 2: I was like, sorry, babe, we can. We can swamp 564 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 2: if you want. 565 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,760 Speaker 3: With a full intention that you don't want to. 566 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 2: Laura had to sleep and piss so night one, I 567 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 2: was like, oh god. 568 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 1: That is a real I know it's an accident and 569 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: you can't. You can't get up before it. 570 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,399 Speaker 3: You want to. You're like, god damn it. But you're like, oh, 571 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 3: what a way to start a trip. 572 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: Haven't slept in the bed at all, and she's already 573 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,640 Speaker 1: pissed in it. 574 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 2: It's a fucking nightmare. But then I'm popped into min 575 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 2: to ten and I got myself some steel cap boots 576 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 2: and then they gave me like a Minor ten trade 577 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 2: trade shirt and I rocked up on site. All the 578 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 2: guys I'd like a brand new shovel, like still had 579 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 2: the sticker on. It had these brand new boots, like 580 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:15,360 Speaker 2: not a mark on them, and they're all like, oh 581 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 2: you are You're looking pretty squeaky clean. And I was like, hello, fellas, 582 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 2: my fellow tradesman. 583 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,600 Speaker 3: Surely you shucked on the trading boys. Oh gosh. 584 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 2: All they did was just take one look at me. 585 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 1: I'm with Mike, who is an actual trading and you 586 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,879 Speaker 1: were putting stuff on your story and I was like, 587 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,040 Speaker 1: look look at young Matthew here apprentice, first year apprentice, 588 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,160 Speaker 1: clean shovel. 589 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,400 Speaker 3: Mike was like, fucking, it looks pretty good. 590 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,080 Speaker 1: It looks the part you did you rub some dirt 591 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,320 Speaker 1: on yourself or something before you. 592 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:50,119 Speaker 2: Got Yeah, I literally went into like I kind of 593 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,600 Speaker 2: like where the tat was and the soil underneath the taps. 594 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,879 Speaker 2: It was a bit muddy, and I like rubbed the 595 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,399 Speaker 2: bit of wall paint, rubbed it all over myself. And 596 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:06,879 Speaker 2: then I kind of just I changed, you know, after 597 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,159 Speaker 2: a few hours of being on the tools, it just 598 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 2: I felt like another tradesman came on side. He was 599 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 2: dropping something off, and I just I felt accepted. And 600 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,159 Speaker 2: then and then we went and got Laura. Laura and 601 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 2: I got lunch, because you know, I was like, had 602 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 2: this mud rubbed all over me and these big steelcup boots, 603 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Speaker 2: and Laura was like, oh, do you want to just 604 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,680 Speaker 2: get changed quickly for lunch? And I was like, nah, nah, 605 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,520 Speaker 2: I'll go down like this. And so I'm walking around 606 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 2: ala dalla looking for other trades to be like, here 607 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 2: you going. I didn't take off that outfit and the 608 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,880 Speaker 2: boots for the whole weekend start to finish. 609 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,680 Speaker 3: That is exactly what I expected from you. 610 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 2: Too, dude. I woke up the next morning and my 611 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,520 Speaker 2: poor hands that normally they're only having to endure like 612 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,719 Speaker 2: twenty emails written a day, and all of a sudden 613 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 2: they're like lifting pits of wood and moving bricks from 614 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 2: like A to b and they were so sore. Dude, 615 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 2: it felt like my hands been on over by a 616 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 2: car achy And also because steel boot caps are so heavy, 617 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 2: my little ankles. The next day, I was so sore. 618 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: If a real trade is shooting into this chat now, pathetic. 619 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 2: I don't know if you can see the scratches. 620 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,120 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh look at that. 621 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,760 Speaker 2: You look at that. I had this high pressure cleaner. 622 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 2: There's like four parts to it. It's like you've got 623 00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 2: the hose, you've got the like the like the gun 624 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 2: handle at the end, and then you got the unit. 625 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 2: The instruction manual is like, we're not going to give 626 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 2: you the instructions for how to connect it because it's 627 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 2: literally just like one goes into two, two goes into three, 628 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,000 Speaker 2: three goes into four. 629 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 3: You're good, it's obvious. Yeah. 630 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,160 Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't figure it out. I couldn't figure 631 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,280 Speaker 2: it out. And Laura was like, Hey, let's let's hurry 632 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,760 Speaker 2: up and let's gurnie this area here because we want 633 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,840 Speaker 2: to get back to the kids because Nana had the kids. Ye, 634 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,200 Speaker 2: hurry up and get it done. And I was trying 635 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,040 Speaker 2: to figure out how to do it. 636 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 1: GURNI is the final trading test when you finish your 637 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 1: four year apprenticeship. 638 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,400 Speaker 3: They're like, all right, now put this together. 639 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,920 Speaker 2: You're I couldn't do it, and she goes, just ask 640 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 2: one of the boys for help, and I'm like, I'm 641 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,680 Speaker 2: not fucking asking one of the guys here for help, 642 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 2: Like I can do this. She gave me about twenty 643 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 2: minutes and then was like and I was like, can 644 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 2: you go ask him for help? I had to like 645 00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,360 Speaker 2: hide behind a bush as Laura had to get the 646 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,400 Speaker 2: guys that helps it up the gurney. But then as 647 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 2: we're about to leave, this is the last day, we 648 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,560 Speaker 2: had to go back on site just check one last thing. 649 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:39,440 Speaker 2: And I don't know if you saw ash on Laura's socials, 650 00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:44,040 Speaker 2: but we now have a new pet down in Ala Dallah. 651 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 3: What is it? 652 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,000 Speaker 2: So as we're leaving in the branches above the house, 653 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 2: this is in the front courtyard. There's a two meter 654 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 2: diamond python. 655 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 3: It's fucking massive, it's big. 656 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,440 Speaker 2: Laura was going, we need to get it, get it 657 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,840 Speaker 2: out of here, and I was like, no, Like it's 658 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 2: in a tree. It's just chilling, and I don't want 659 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 2: to like disturb it. And I go, they kill the road, 660 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 2: and so yeah, that's what everyone says. 661 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,920 Speaker 3: And the and. 662 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 2: Yet young children apparently they love cats. So Raspberry can't 663 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:17,200 Speaker 2: come down. But Laura's screaming. As I'm inside, She's like, mad, 664 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 2: come here. I run outside and she's like, get it. 665 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,320 Speaker 2: And it was then like just about to pop over 666 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,959 Speaker 2: into the gutter the corner of the roof, and I 667 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I'm not too worried about it, because 668 00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 2: I'm like, you get you get snakes and roofs all 669 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 2: the time. But at the same time, it's it's half 670 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,720 Speaker 2: finished and there's lots of like nooks and crannies for 671 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 2: it to be in. I'm trying to get it with 672 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,680 Speaker 2: a shovel, but I also it's a fucking snake, dude. 673 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,760 Speaker 2: I don't want to like attack the snake. The snake 674 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 2: is now inside the roof, so the tail is just 675 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 2: hanging out the gutter. I like try and grab the tail, 676 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:58,479 Speaker 2: but I can't reach it. Snake's inside, and we end 677 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 2: up calling a snake catcher and he's like, yeah, you guys, 678 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,360 Speaker 2: that's like there's no way. You can't really set like 679 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 2: a trap. You can't bait snakes. It's just going to 680 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 2: come out by its own free will. And we sit 681 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 2: in the video and we're like, it looks like it's 682 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 2: eating something. So I'm guessing it has a bit of 683 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,920 Speaker 2: a bulge and it's belly, and he goes, no, that's because 684 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:19,240 Speaker 2: the bulge is so far back towards the tail. That's 685 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 2: that's a pregnant snake. That's its babies. So he reckons 686 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,680 Speaker 2: that coming into someone this is when they give births. 687 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 2: So the snake is now in our roof. It's now 688 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 2: going to lay its eggs in the roof most likely, 689 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 2: and raise it's young in the house. 690 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,480 Speaker 3: Dope, you charging rent. 691 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 2: I'm not worried. 692 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,960 Speaker 3: I don't like no what I will say. 693 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 1: And I've got experience in this field, believe it or not. 694 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,480 Speaker 3: I used to be a snake handler. No, no, you didn't. 695 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:53,760 Speaker 3: No no. 696 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,360 Speaker 1: We used to have a diamond python in the roof 697 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 1: of my parents' house as a child, and it lived 698 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:00,600 Speaker 1: there for years and. 699 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 3: It kept all the roadents away. Brilliant, not a problem. 700 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,760 Speaker 1: And then one night Dad was going to the bathroom, 701 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: and he went to the bathroom and he came back 702 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,000 Speaker 1: and he thought what was on the banister was a 703 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,080 Speaker 1: towel to wipe his hand dry. 704 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,200 Speaker 3: His hands turned out to be a snake. 705 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,800 Speaker 1: So he's gone to grab the snake, and the things 706 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 1: like lunched at him in the middle of the. 707 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 2: How the fuck did he get a talent a snake 708 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,320 Speaker 2: mixed up? 709 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,800 Speaker 1: It was dark and it was wrapped, it was like 710 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,280 Speaker 1: over that it was sitting that looked like it was 711 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:36,680 Speaker 1: just draped over there. Cheeky bugger. And then I get this. 712 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 1: I wasn't living there at the time because I'd moved out. 713 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 1: I got this video of Dad at two o'clock in 714 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:44,360 Speaker 1: the morning, butt naked because dad. 715 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:44,960 Speaker 3: Loves to sleep naked. 716 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,920 Speaker 1: It for some fucking reason with a dog cage trying 717 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:54,840 Speaker 1: to lure this snaked and apparently it's the only time 718 00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,200 Speaker 1: it ever came in the house. 719 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 3: And it's because one of the windows was left open. 720 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,400 Speaker 2: That's what I am about. 721 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,600 Speaker 1: They'll keep the roads, but I think a family of 722 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,480 Speaker 1: snakes might be a bit march. Yeah, but Matt, let's 723 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,520 Speaker 1: treat our listeners to one of their favorite segments, which 724 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:13,400 Speaker 1: is parenting b Tell Me Loud, Tell Me love. 725 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,480 Speaker 2: Ash. We got this video submitted from one of our 726 00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,640 Speaker 2: lovely listeners, Jess, who are sent it in so I'll 727 00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 2: get to watch this one right now. 728 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,560 Speaker 3: Could I have some of your watermelon? 729 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: No, my water mamm a bit spify, so you're going 730 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:31,760 Speaker 1: to eat. 731 00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 3: It is not spicy? Oh my god. 732 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,920 Speaker 2: They're onto it when they start using our weapons. 733 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,080 Speaker 1: Against us, because it means we need to up our game. 734 00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,040 Speaker 2: Minke keeps using a li on me at the moment 735 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,400 Speaker 2: where literally I asked her not to do something, she 736 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,839 Speaker 2: does it and then she's like, oh, sorry, I thought 737 00:34:54,960 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 2: you said eat the chocolate and I'm like, no, you didn't, 738 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,520 Speaker 2: and she's like, I just I got confused. I couldn't 739 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,640 Speaker 2: quite hear what you said. And I'm like, Marley, you 740 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,799 Speaker 2: fucking heard me. And she's like, yeah, no, just fine. 741 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,600 Speaker 2: So it doesn't the. 742 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,360 Speaker 3: Other thing, but he's like, I'm like, did you just 743 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:17,799 Speaker 3: lie to me? 744 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 1: He's like, what's that? Like, you're a fucking idiot. Very 745 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,120 Speaker 1: also very clever, Like if you don't, he's probably under 746 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 1: the assumption if he doesn't know what it is, know 747 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,080 Speaker 1: what a lie is, then he can't get in trouble. 748 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 2: How could it be guilty? 749 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got one for you, Matt that I used personally. 750 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,319 Speaker 1: Sorry to make this all about me again, please, but 751 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,960 Speaker 1: I wanted to share this one with you because I 752 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,359 Speaker 1: thought it had a little I'd nearly got caught out, 753 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,200 Speaker 1: but I built on the lie and got away with it. 754 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,719 Speaker 1: So just paint you a quick picture. We've traveled all 755 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,160 Speaker 1: day to Bali. We've got here, it's five o'clock. Kids 756 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,320 Speaker 1: haven't rested, and we get here and the kids see 757 00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,840 Speaker 1: the pool straight away full of kids, full of people 758 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,600 Speaker 1: and Oscar's and look, we're exhausted. 759 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,560 Speaker 3: We traveled all day. 760 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,800 Speaker 1: If it was midday whatever, fine, but it's five o'clock 761 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 1: in the afternoon, and I've said to Oscar, I've said, 762 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,399 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, buddy, the pools closed. I know you can 763 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,280 Speaker 1: see people in there, but they're just not accepting any 764 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 1: new swimmers in the pool. 765 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:24,040 Speaker 3: Very good, very good, very bummed out. 766 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: He was very bummed out. You can see all these 767 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,440 Speaker 1: kids having a really, really good time. I also noticed 768 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:34,400 Speaker 1: that they were setting up a projector screen at the 769 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:40,040 Speaker 1: pool for a dusk movie. Okay, And I've come up. 770 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,439 Speaker 3: To the room. 771 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,200 Speaker 1: Our room overlooks the slide in the pool, like legit 772 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 1: right there. And Oscar's like. 773 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,240 Speaker 3: There's all kids having fun. 774 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 1: Anyway, I've shut the curtains and I've said we're gonna 775 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:53,920 Speaker 1: have some dinner. 776 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,359 Speaker 3: The pools closed. I told you that. 777 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:59,320 Speaker 1: And as I've put them started to put them to sleep, 778 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,520 Speaker 1: the movie kicks off. 779 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,520 Speaker 3: And it surfs up. The movie. 780 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,280 Speaker 1: Oh great films, great film. The screen is right outside 781 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,720 Speaker 1: my door. They've got two speakers the size of people 782 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,760 Speaker 1: on top of these two sticks, projecting directly into my room. 783 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,120 Speaker 1: And Oscar was like, I can hear. I can hear 784 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: a movie. And I was like, oh yeah, Bud, you 785 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,799 Speaker 1: had to buy tickets for that. 786 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,320 Speaker 3: Anyway. 787 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,560 Speaker 1: I cranked up the white noise and shut the curtain. 788 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,400 Speaker 3: And the pork. Yeah, and the pork. He went to sleep, 789 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,879 Speaker 3: missed out surfs up. 790 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 2: I reckon, You've you've got one more year of being 791 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 2: able to bend the truth that much. He's going to 792 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:46,840 Speaker 2: start catching on. 793 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,560 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, And honestly, I was just thinking on 794 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,200 Speaker 1: my feet, and that's what good parenting is, thinking on 795 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,200 Speaker 1: your phone to adapt. 796 00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:54,800 Speaker 3: Yes. 797 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,480 Speaker 2: Hey, Normally at this point of the episode, we would 798 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:01,600 Speaker 2: do listen to questions. However, on this particular episode because 799 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,440 Speaker 2: it's so special, the fact that one of us is 800 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,759 Speaker 2: overseas and BALI must be very nice Ashton Wicks, we're 801 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 2: going to rest questions. We're going to do them next week. 802 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,960 Speaker 3: I know people going to be really upset, but that's 803 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 3: my fault. 804 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,480 Speaker 1: I take responsibility for wasting all of our time. 805 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 2: Actually, next week, ash you are going to enjoy your 806 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,719 Speaker 2: holiday to its fullest. We're going to do an episode 807 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,640 Speaker 2: with Laura Burns. She will be the ash Wicks Oohm. 808 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,040 Speaker 3: Is there an opportunity for me to dial in at 809 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:30,439 Speaker 3: some point? 810 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:35,240 Speaker 2: Yes, as long as you're not enjoying the fine drinks 811 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 2: of the long holand iced teas of BALI, I don't 812 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 2: know if we have time for that one hour in 813 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,040 Speaker 2: and you're like, and then we had dinner. The hard 814 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,480 Speaker 2: thing about dinner, there's twenty four of us. 815 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,720 Speaker 3: What's the deal with dinner? 816 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,719 Speaker 2: Hey, just quickly ash before we go. I had a 817 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,400 Speaker 2: lovely interaction driving back. We stopped in at Little RSL 818 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,680 Speaker 2: in Wollongong and a lady was like, oh my gosh, 819 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,840 Speaker 2: it's you. And we don't often get this in public. 820 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 2: It rarely happens, so it's very flattering when it does happen. 821 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,680 Speaker 2: Stacy said, I was just telling my husband about the 822 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,080 Speaker 2: podcast and she always it's helped me so much because 823 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,759 Speaker 2: I just got out of hospital and I was like, 824 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,600 Speaker 2: oh no, she's currently going through chemo, and she said, 825 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,360 Speaker 2: I just want to say thanks so much for giving 826 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,319 Speaker 2: me just a little bit of fun and laughter at 827 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,480 Speaker 2: the time of my life where I've been feeling pretty low. 828 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,600 Speaker 2: So Stacy, I'm going to assume you listening to this episode, 829 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,680 Speaker 2: but we're thinking of you know, you got a huge 830 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,879 Speaker 2: battle on your hands. We're stoked that we can offer 831 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,759 Speaker 2: you just a little bit of help. So all of 832 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,600 Speaker 2: us here, two dating dads, we're thinking of. 833 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,760 Speaker 1: Your Yeah, Stacy all the best with treatment and hopefully 834 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,920 Speaker 1: you bounce back quickly and hopefully maybe one day we 835 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,799 Speaker 1: can come down for a beer at that RSL, Matt, 836 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,720 Speaker 1: and it's a great RSL. 837 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:54,160 Speaker 2: The fig Tree, great, great establishment, and Ash. We are 838 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,839 Speaker 2: where you're itching towards one hundred episodes. I think we're 839 00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,080 Speaker 2: at ninety three, maybe ninety four, maybe ninety six, I've 840 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,759 Speaker 2: lost count, but we are in the nineties. We will 841 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,319 Speaker 2: do something very special for hundreds. We're planning it at 842 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,520 Speaker 2: the moment, So just stay tuned, keep an eye out 843 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,960 Speaker 2: on our socials and also to the episodes because the 844 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,640 Speaker 2: announcement is coming soon, something very special. 845 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,480 Speaker 1: Listeners very excited. And I love it when you bring 846 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,160 Speaker 1: me news like that. 847 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,920 Speaker 3: Love it. I love it, love it, love it. 848 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,000 Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode, please jump on leave us 849 00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:24,440 Speaker 1: a review. 850 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,760 Speaker 3: Five stars would be great if you could. 851 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,239 Speaker 1: Do that, Write us a little message, write us a 852 00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:29,960 Speaker 1: little message. 853 00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:30,799 Speaker 3: We love that. 854 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,640 Speaker 1: And if you want to get in touch of course, Matt, 855 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 1: where do they do that? 856 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,160 Speaker 2: Oh? I was like, they can't do it on an 857 00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,200 Speaker 2: email Hello at two Doting Dands dot com or on 858 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,239 Speaker 2: Instagram two Doting Dads. There's TikTok on the website Two 859 00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,440 Speaker 2: Doating Dads dot Com, Facebook and Facebook group. 860 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,840 Speaker 3: I'm going to jump on today just so you know, 861 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,120 Speaker 3: and jump on today. Give a little life update for me. 862 00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,120 Speaker 1: Maybe picture the kids having a good time and see 863 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,960 Speaker 1: if anyone's got any cool Barley recommendations. 864 00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,200 Speaker 2: While I'm please be safe the love of God, just 865 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,240 Speaker 2: come back home in one piece. 866 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,919 Speaker 3: Ash. Yeah, look, I promise from here on out, I'll 867 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:05,479 Speaker 3: do my best. 868 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,040 Speaker 2: You're making me nervous. Enjoy your holiday, mate, We'll chat 869 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,440 Speaker 2: to you soon, all right. 870 00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:16,520 Speaker 3: See guys bye? Do you know what it reminds me 871 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,080 Speaker 3: of that movie The Castle and His Dad? I dug 872 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:19,479 Speaker 3: a hole. 873 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,840 Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 874 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:27,560 Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community. 875 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,320 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 876 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all. 877 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:36,160 Speaker 3: Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander people's today. This episode was recorded 878 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,120 Speaker 3: on Gadagle Land