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Speaker 2: Hey lovers, I need and me did treatment for my wife?

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Speaker 1: Rest the Christian O'Connell show, Gold one, O four, bin three, Good.

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Speaker 2: Morning, Christian o'condle show. Just coming up for ten minutes

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Speaker 2: past six Wednesday morning, Good morning, Patsy morning, good on

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Speaker 2: and Jackie Boy.

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Speaker 4: Hello guys.

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Speaker 2: Nice haircut, thank you, it's very sharp. Thank you completely

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Speaker 2: to the scalp at the signe.

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Speaker 4: That's what I said. I told you that the buffiness

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Speaker 4: on the sides was bugging me, so I went in there.

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Speaker 2: I said, you've bought that farmer's filled to the ground

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Speaker 5: What is that a number two?

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Speaker 2: I think it's number one.

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Speaker 4: I think it's number one on the Oh you reckon?

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Speaker 4: Well he's done a bit of a fade.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's quite hard to cut like that too.

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Speaker 4: He's a blanket's an art Yeah, total pro eldo. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: good old elder one thing. And I hope, I hope

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Speaker 4: he's not awake yet so he doesn't hear this, love eldow.

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Speaker 4: How he cuts. My feedback would be when he tells

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Speaker 4: a story, he stops cutting, and that bugs me.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people that do that job, do they

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Speaker 2: look at you in the mirror, and you're like, let's

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Speaker 2: not what about the it eye contact ten talk, cut the.

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Speaker 4: Hair, don't worry about the hand gestures to get involved

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Speaker 4: in the story. Oh this happened, and this happened.

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Speaker 2: The worst one is when they go get that stool

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Speaker 2: and they sit down. Oh for a while. It's a

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Speaker 2: city down chat cut is it? It should be standing up,

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Speaker 2: cut cut, small chat at the end of it all.

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Speaker 5: Not doing this being there in the chair for like

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Speaker 2: That's maximum from it. Even as soon as ago and

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Speaker 2: they go when okay, well we'll go wash your hair. No, no,

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Speaker 2: don't worry about that, and we'll go wash out. I'm

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Speaker 2: need any of that. I just you cut it. I

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Speaker 2: Almost want that car running outside. Come on, hurry up,

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Speaker 2: I just stick it needs to be dry through for men,

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Speaker 2: drive through head. Just stick your head out there. Surely

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Speaker 5: You know, when trade's going for a haircut, all of

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Speaker 4: That's how Christian looks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm telling you now it's a calm because then

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Speaker 2: You just say no, it's like the extra warranty. That

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What's going on with you and getting involved in the

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Speaker 2: local soccer team.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've got to say I've got a new appreciation

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Speaker 4: for what you did coming to Australia because you you

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Speaker 4: put yourself in a situation where you had to meet

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Speaker 4: new people all the time. Yes, I didn't realize how

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Speaker 4: much as an adult you're in your comfort zone. You

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Speaker 4: I saw the soccer training. The soccer training it happens

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Speaker 2: So you've just moved. So you think I joined the

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Speaker 4: I'll get involved in the community. They look like they're

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Speaker 4: having great fun in the evenings. Where's there some hangs

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Speaker 4: low in the sky, they're kicking the soccer ball around.

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Speaker 4: I've never played soccer before, but why not start at

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Speaker 4: thirty five. I put my expression of interest for me

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Speaker 4: in two weeks ago, so there's been two trainings since then.

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Speaker 4: The coach messaged me, yep, we'd love to have you

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Speaker 4: I missed it just from nerves of meeting the group.

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Speaker 2: This is what it is, right, we're going to be

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Speaker 2: it is to be a You're trapped in this.

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Speaker 4: It's been fifteen years since I had to meet new people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so much so. Sometimes I watched him.

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Speaker 4: Play through the Venetian blinds.

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Speaker 2: A kids stuck in an adult costume.

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Speaker 4: This week I didn't want to go again last night

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Speaker 4: And I told you because at the back, do you

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Speaker 4: know what, I'm going to skip scot soccer training again?

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Speaker 4: You said to me go down to the soccer training.

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Speaker 2: It off just look like you were going for a

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Speaker 2: walk and just easy way. And my back saw but hey,

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Speaker 2: I'll be here. I'm Jack by the way.

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Speaker 4: Go and meet them. So I did that as I

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Speaker 4: plucked up the carriage and went and met the coach.

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Speaker 2: Those first steps are big, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And you know what, they're not as terrifying as I thought.

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Speaker 4: You know, I thought I would get down there and

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Speaker 4: it's like messy kicking it to Ronaldo and heading it in.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's not even know that in the A League, so

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Speaker 4: I think I offer it in good enough. And then

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Speaker 4: I met this guy, so I saw the team practicing.

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Speaker 4: I met Chris the coach. He's a lovely guy. And

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Speaker 4: this guy Pete comes over and then you know those

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Speaker 4: people give you a weak handshake, like a floppy extension.

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Speaker 2: Now, how do you feel about joining? You're worried there's

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Speaker 4: Well, he was fully kitted up, and you think at

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Speaker 2: He's kind of their representative. They've sent him over. He

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Speaker 2: be the go between. Check he comes in peace or harm,

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Speaker 2: but make sure you fend him off. Show how tough

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Speaker 2: we all are with a good handshake.

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Speaker 4: And then you don't know what to do with one

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Speaker 4: of those floppy handshakes. Do you go in strong? And

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Speaker 4: give him a sturdy grip back.

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Speaker 2: You know you can't. You have to meet soft with soft.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I sort of met a soft with soft and

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Speaker 2: Then and then no one's good there. No one knows

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Speaker 5: And that mean quite not like it was a half handshake,

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Speaker 2: A handshake, you've got to come at one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like a landing your plane. All right,

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Speaker 2: You've got to come on a hundred percent because sometimes

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Speaker 2: you know that when you don't put it in and

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Speaker 2: you do one of those classy ones Pats.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure if he I'm not sure if to

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Speaker 4: take it to as an offense because he came over,

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Speaker 4: saw a dog walker and he's you know, he's in

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Speaker 6: I wondered if it was half fast, if I knew

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Speaker 6: I'd go in one hundred percent solid. But maybe even

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Speaker 6: to do something with someone you like they track it

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Speaker 2: Yeah we're brothers now.

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Speaker 4: But I think he thought, well, I'll never meet you again,

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Speaker 4: so I'm not even going to strang them.

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Speaker 2: You ain't getting a hundred percent handshake, You're just getting

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Speaker 2: a forty percent best.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm worried about going back. Maybe I don't

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Speaker 4: have to join you.

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Speaker 1: Do come on The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast time now for time, waste extra time, any of

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Speaker 2: us do anything whatsoever Valentine's.

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Speaker 4: We went out to lunch together. We need to call

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Speaker 4: it a Valentine's Day. No roses exchange, no roses.

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Speaker 2: For the lady. Please turn around with that guitar as well,

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Speaker 2: no song for either. Perhaps are you and not a thing?

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Speaker 5: Just a normal day? What about you and the hold you?

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Speaker 2: My wife doesn't want to recognize it. It's the people

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Speaker 2: that want impress each other. No need for that round

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Speaker 2: this way. A study tested physical responses to different languages

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Speaker 2: around the world to see which were the most romantic

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Speaker 2: in the world. First of all, they also found out

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Speaker 2: which ones are the least romantic. At three Welsh, two German,

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Speaker 2: anything responses this is the data and number one Dutch

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Speaker 2: least romantic. Yeah, now that goes two most romantic languages

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Speaker 2: at three Spanish it's a very passionate language. I love

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Speaker 2: hearing Spanish at two. I disagree with this Australian. Come on,

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Speaker 2: no one says it's the language of love. Get a

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Speaker 2: dog up. Yeah, it is not the language of love.

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Speaker 2: You know this? And number one French.

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Speaker 4: Course Really it does stick out like a sore thigh.

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Speaker 2: Come on, all right, so time waste to extra time.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for your romantic bands. Picnic at the disco,

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Speaker 2: let me get my rug out, Nickelback Rubs, Lovely Chad Kruger,

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Speaker 2: Rage against the Machine. That's not very romantic, engage machine,

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Speaker 2: will you Marry Me? And uh so mixtape a lot

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Speaker 2: and all right, Jackie boy, what have you got romantic bands?

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Speaker 4: Yes, there was a nineties band called Space Hug. I

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Speaker 4: remember they had one great so in the meantime, that's it, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Space Hug.

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Speaker 2: Long time setting up to get that small release, small release.

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Speaker 4: The food flowers. Yeah, Stevie Nix is celebrating Valentine's name.

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Speaker 4: How's that Stevie Picnicks.

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Speaker 2: That's mar your time wasters ext the top of the

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Speaker 2: time waster romantic bands. Alright, let's get into them. Romantic bands,

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Speaker 2: Who's here and the Blow me a kiss, Gold, Mink,

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Speaker 2: Embrace of Bass, Silver, Yeah, kiss on the lips. M hmm, yeah, sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm just said prince kiss because Jack didn't look like

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Speaker 2: Him the band.

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Speaker 5: Oh, you're right, yeah, because it's I didn't know what

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Speaker 7: We could move on.

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Speaker 2: Ye otis wedding very smart down in Maidstone well done

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Speaker 2: Woo instead of Babylon Zoo, Bronze, my Heart only Beatles.

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Speaker 4: For you Silver plus instead.

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Speaker 8: Silver Hot Chocolate Roses, Silver Bucks, Kiss, Gold, I Love Woo,

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Speaker 2: Christ's try though we did have a good Wu Tang

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Speaker 2: one yesterday, Rundy You and Me Bronze, Adam on one

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Speaker 2: No kids, So let's rock. What is it's a crosswork? Silver,

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Speaker 2: Monday, I started to we read a lovely email out

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Speaker 2: from Jewels and she's at the bedside of her husband, Marco,

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Speaker 2: We're getting married.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Kevin booked.

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Speaker 4: You could go to one hundred.

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Speaker 4: A food truck at my wedding? Did you do that?

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Speaker 2: No, no, that it's aspirational. Okay, yes we can. He's

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Speaker 1: Here the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: And loads of you, most of you in a similar

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Speaker 9: Guess what, guys, We're going to get married on Friday. Yeah, Eyler,

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Speaker 2: No? No, they just they wear that little dicky bow

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Speaker 2: You can't hurry love. I've been engaged nine years, you can't.

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Speaker 4: He paid one hundred and twenty bucks to see Kylie

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Speaker 2: version of this? That's a power I do a great

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Speaker 2: job with this, Phil Collins at the Opera. Whatever you

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Speaker 2: can offer us or hook us up with in terms

440
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Speaker 2: of who could do the song live in a different

441
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Speaker 2: way would be amazing. We also want when people turn

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Speaker 2: up a cellist there. Now I'm thinking obviously they're quite

443
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Speaker 2: hard to get hold of. All right, what about kids?

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Speaker 2: We're just learning it, we.

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Speaker 5: Accept so some of those kids are good violin?

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's an instrument of terror.

447
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Speaker 4: We'd audition kids.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, if you've got a kid anyway, we need

449
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Speaker 2: live music there. How can you help us out.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So we need your help. There's going to be a

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Speaker 2: wedding on the show and we've only got a couple

453
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Speaker 2: of days to plan it and get everything that you

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Speaker 2: need to have a wedding. Christian. In terms of the

455
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Speaker 2: animal carrying the ring down the aisle, I have a

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Speaker 2: taxidermy dingo that I can. I'm happy to give to you.

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Speaker 2: It's got wheels. Yeah, I can imagine jack On is

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Speaker 2: still putting it a lot.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well we put it on the end of a string,

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Speaker 4: so you just look to the audience like it might

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Speaker 4: be moving on a time.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Christian, why don't you call Hillsville's sanctuary. They have

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Speaker 2: many trained birds of prey.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Gabriel, I remember him from the air, the falcon.

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Speaker 2: You think he's still there, it's still workers you retired.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how long does a falcon live?

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Speaker 2: Oh, for ages? What about? I know that they do

468
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Speaker 2: have a lot of the old koanners.

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Speaker 4: No, they will take time. They're lazy.

470
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Speaker 5: They just sit there like lazy.

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Speaker 2: It's this nature. They're not do anything.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't choose a choler over a falcon.

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Speaker 2: No, you're right, falcony beautiful Gabriel. Is that who we're

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Speaker 2: looking for?

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Speaker 4: He was on the ads and the the trainer had

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Speaker 4: one of those, and Gabriel would fly. You know, he

477
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Speaker 4: would come towards you in the audience, miss you by

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Speaker 4: mere centimeters. If he can do that, he can drop

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Speaker 4: the ring on the finger.

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Speaker 2: I reckon shout out to Gabriel. If everyone knows where

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Speaker 2: he is now. He's going to be retired living on

482
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Speaker 2: former glories. It's time to bring about the comeback of

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Speaker 2: Gabriel the Falcon. Give us got on a nine four

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Speaker 2: one four one o four three. This comes from David

485
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Speaker 2: Coopler at this email Christian assistant you what to do

486
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Speaker 2: this morning on a way to work and hearing about

487
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Speaker 2: the man marriages Friday, I'm happy to provide the groom

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Speaker 2: and his best man with complimentary suit higher for the

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Speaker 2: occasion through my business in South Yarraw known as Trevor West.

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Speaker 2: David Cooper, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Now are you serious about me being the best man

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Speaker 4: on Friday?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I need to speak to probably houron first of all,

494
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Speaker 2: rather just I know they're right with us sorting everything out,

495
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Speaker 2: but make me be just installing Jack as his best man.

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Speaker 2: We've got even well we met him yesterday on the

497
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Speaker 2: phone and now hey listen your best man. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: got one no no, no stand as sign. It's only

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Speaker 2: because and I do understand this. Jack made a good

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Speaker 2: point yesterday about I was saying it'd be great to

501
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Speaker 2: have like a two minute best man speech. Jack was

502
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Speaker 2: worried about handing over the funny of the show to

503
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Speaker 2: you just know you.

504
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Speaker 4: Go to those weddings sometimes where the best man's speech

505
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Speaker 4: is a little little blue X rated.

506
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and obviously we can't have that at Tempa State.

507
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Speaker 2: When there's Gabriel the Falku which has come out of retirement,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be horrified.

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Speaker 4: So who's going to step in with a g speech?

510
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Speaker 2: Who is the king of PG entertainment in Australian radio

511
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Speaker 2: is Jack family favorite post? So you will do a

512
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: two minute best man speech? All right?

513
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Speaker 4: Ask Aaron if he is happy with me being the

514
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Speaker 4: best man.

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Speaker 2: You're booked, Okay, Aaronis has handed over everything to us.

516
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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

517
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Speaker 2: Wedding in a week Aaron, Laura, we picked them yesterday.

518
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Speaker 2: They're getting married this Friday, live on the show at

519
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Speaker 2: eight o'clock. We need your help and making it all happen.

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Speaker 2: Good morning to Sarah Christian. I'd love to offer my

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Speaker 2: services for hair and makeup for Friday for Lauren.

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Speaker 4: Of course we didn't even this is can't plan a wedding.

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Speaker 4: We did not even put the list.

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Speaker 2: It's only because that lovely lady Les even said about

525
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Speaker 2: the invites. Did you even think about invites or like

526
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Speaker 2: table plans. You're quiet, Sarah. Hair and makeup is the

527
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Speaker 2: big thing for the bride, So yes, thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: considering yourself booked. Christian, why not hire doves to be

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Speaker 2: released after the service? Bianca, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 4: About doves, especially if we've got a falcon in the room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's quite a lot of mestic clear. We still

532
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Speaker 2: got that contact for that ferret lady that came.

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Speaker 4: Remember they didn't even race.

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Speaker 2: We built that shoe steak like three days. Grown adults

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Speaker 2: had to build a ferret race trap around this station

536
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Speaker 2: that was shoes. It had like castles and it was

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Speaker 2: an amazing look at that.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and then I remember with three two one go,

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Speaker 4: Shane Crawford was commentating and he said, they're not moving.

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Speaker 2: All right, So how can you help us make the

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Speaker 2: wedding happen this Friday eight a m. Nine four one

542
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Speaker 2: four three. I keep saying to me, really nice if

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Speaker 2: an animal could be present to bring the ring man

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Speaker 2: it's neck or something, and a little pouch down the aisle,

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Speaker 2: A statement, a statement, you're quite right. Megan's on a line. Megan,

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Speaker 2: you might have something you can lend us.

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Speaker 14: Good morning, yes, I have an Indian ring necked bird.

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Speaker 2: And what is that a parakeet?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 12: Yes, oh lovely?

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Speaker 2: And you think he'll be all right with the press show.

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Speaker 2: He he'll do what he needs to do. What you

553
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Speaker 2: seem just sort of waddling down the.

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Speaker 14: Aisle or I guess it'd have to be on a lead,

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Speaker 14: I suppose, but yeah, uh dependsing it's a closed room.

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Speaker 14: Then we got.

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Speaker 2: Walls here and stuff like that. Yeah, closed room. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And does he carry in his beak or does he

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Speaker 4: carry around his neck?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 14: You know you've carried in his beak or in his claw? Yeah,

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Speaker 14: he talks as well.

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Speaker 2: Does it? Well, why didn't you say that earlier? He talks?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? What would he say?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 14: Well, he does say I love you, and he says

567
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Speaker 14: hello kiwi, but not that.

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Speaker 2: That Really we don't want that.

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Speaker 4: Maybe he could.

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Speaker 2: What's this what's his name? Your parent? Key Georgie, Georgie.

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Speaker 2: So he will say I love you.

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Speaker 14: He can say that. It would be good if he

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Speaker 14: could concert the right time.

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Speaker 2: But so you near him now.

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Speaker 14: He's still asleep in his cage.

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Speaker 4: Teenager seven, Come.

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Speaker 2: On, buddy, go catch breakfast. The early Woman. All that

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Speaker 2: sp well, you keep your voice down the other Wake up,

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Speaker 2: old Georgie, you start doing that key.

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Speaker 4: We he's not going to sleep through on Friday morning.

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Speaker 2: Is he. He's going to be five eight to waddle

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Speaker 2: down with that ring. We can't have him all snoozy.

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Speaker 14: I've got him in my hand now, but he probably

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Speaker 14: won't talk at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, Georgie.

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Speaker 14: I'll put you on to detail.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, us me to chat to her, Georgie, Georgie.

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Speaker 15: He's not going to.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Kiwie, there was that your Georgie.

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Speaker 2: I think that's okay. Go get them some cuttlefish. They

591
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Speaker 2: love cuttlefish, Yes they do. Yeah, all right, well Megat,

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Speaker 2: it's an option. Thank you very much. She cool.

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Speaker 14: That's a pleasure.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Lauren.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Lauren, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Laurence. So I'm really trying to try and

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Speaker 2: find an animal to bring the ring down the isle?

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Speaker 2: Have you got anything?

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Speaker 14: I do?

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Speaker 5: I do?

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00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 3: I pause on films? So I supplied the animals for

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Speaker 3: the movies here in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is meant to be. This is

606
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Speaker 2: fate putting us together.

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Speaker 14: What do you mean you name it?

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Speaker 3: You name it and I'm always pretty much got it.

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Speaker 3: So we've got everything we find animals, you, birds and reptiles.

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Speaker 2: We'll resee their credits on what have some of your

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Speaker 2: some of your clients done. Are you like their agent?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're the agents and they and the rainer. So

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Speaker 3: it was done major movies like this partner did Red Dog,

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Speaker 3: Oddball you sort of major Australian movies.

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Speaker 2: Wow, So what would you which one of the animals

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Speaker 2: you think would would do really well this Friday at

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Speaker 2: the wedding wedding of the You.

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Speaker 3: Could probably have your choice, but you could have like

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Speaker 3: Charlotte the Peak come down, you can RB the Goat.

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Speaker 3: The goat was from the TV series Fires with Sam

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Speaker 3: Worthington Sr.

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Speaker 2: Worthington co start with a goat. He's done. This is

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Speaker 2: why James Cameron saw him. I want him and that goat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got Gary the pigeon from Neighbors.

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Speaker 4: We love Gary the pitche who was Neighbors just a

626
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Speaker 4: pigeon in the background.

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Speaker 3: You know, he got reincarnated as as one of the

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Speaker 3: characters who died.

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Speaker 2: They thought it came back with the pig Daniels.

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Speaker 14: He was a star.

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Speaker 2: He was that is amazing. Gary the pitcheon r incarnated toadfish.

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Speaker 3: Hey that on, it's back on, it's coming back.

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Speaker 2: And then have you got cockatoo?

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Speaker 3: We do you have different cockatoos. It's got a redtail

635
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Speaker 3: black cockatoo called Romulus.

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Speaker 2: Ro Romulus, what her name? And what's Romulus done?

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Speaker 3: Romulus just finished on a small Australian movie and so

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Speaker 3: that one hasn't actually been released here just just righted now,

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Speaker 3: so but he could come down.

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Speaker 2: He's beautiful having a quick interview about it while the

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Speaker 2: show's going.

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Speaker 4: Romulus, of course in a new film coming out this Thursday.

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Speaker 2: Dump it and see us and chat about it, you know,

644
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Speaker 2: pushed the release date. He's still in his trailer right now.

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Speaker 2: It's just wrapped makeup.

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Speaker 4: Who do you think, Lauren, who do you think is

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Speaker 4: the most reliable of your animals to walk down the aisle?

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Speaker 3: I think Romulus would be. Yeah, he looks amazing. It's

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Speaker 3: pretty impressive. It's a big redtail black cockatoo. You could

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Speaker 3: have the ring sort of tied off his little harness

651
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Speaker 3: and he could try and eat, try and fly him in,

652
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Speaker 3: or you just get walked down on someone. He could

653
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Speaker 3: sit on someone if they walk down the aisle.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a good look like a pirate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe one of the three kids. They'd love

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Speaker 2: that a pirate coming down and get them an eye patch.

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Speaker 2: Listen is brilliant. We're going to hire Romulus. Please, Romulus

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Speaker 2: is books.

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Speaker 1: Love it.

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Speaker 2: Lauren, you've saved the wedding. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Tension in the Studio, got this young buck, young

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Speaker 2: punkreo and then you've got Jack holding steady. Jack says

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Speaker 2: accused Rio of putting an inferior chair for him to

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Speaker 2: use during the show. Since January An accused Rio of

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Speaker 2: coming back. Rio to be fair, been on the show

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Speaker 2: a couple of years. Great lad did a couple of

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Speaker 2: shows of a Christmas and Triple Jake, and you accuse

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Speaker 2: him of coming back with j energy.

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Speaker 4: Well, I have felt a little out of place all year,

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Speaker 4: and I wondered why. I just realized is because he

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Speaker 4: stole the better chair.

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Speaker 2: You're some Macavelian strategy to unsettle you. So he's going

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Speaker 2: to me, Hey, Jack's not come back quick. We don't

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Speaker 2: know you were in an inferior kind of stall. Well,

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Speaker 2: it's a horrible office chain he's but you you don't know.

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Speaker 4: How You're sitting pretty where you are Christian, but you

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Speaker 4: don't know what it's like to have a game of

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Speaker 4: thrones with you every morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't look comfortable in that chair. Your back's

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Speaker 2: been sore. This is done the Princess and the pea

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Speaker 2: the princess. So now if you made him sit in

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Speaker 2: your former uncomfortable chair, you will have the back issues

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Speaker 2: from now. And what prompted us? And I said, hey, Rio,

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Speaker 2: you know, I think you've got a story from what

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Speaker 2: I'm about to talk about. You gave him that chess.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to ruin this break.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking forward to this story the chess.

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Speaker 2: These two a couple of young grandmasters. Anyway, over the

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Speaker 2: weekend I saw a guy he's going to be early sixties, Ripe,

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Speaker 2: and he's in normal clothes. He's in jeans and he's

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Speaker 2: got like a half decent shirt on. But he's clearly

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Speaker 2: wearing football studs, you know, like you would see someone

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Speaker 2: playing for cart and all the d's. And he's in

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Speaker 2: Coles right, this is relevant. He's in goals. It's about

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Speaker 2: five o'clock on a Saturday. It's busy in there. I

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Speaker 2: heard him before. I saw him before because I heard

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Speaker 2: this clack clack clack clack clack clack, cat clack clack clack.

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Speaker 2: That's like football studs, you know, that noise when they're

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Speaker 2: coming down the tunnel or going in. But we're in Coles.

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Speaker 2: I look around and there's a boarded an old guy right,

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Speaker 2: and he's got football studs on it. He's doing his

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Speaker 2: he's got two baskets. He's wondering doing his shop, and

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Speaker 2: he's getting a pineapple and a couple of blueberries as well.

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Speaker 2: But he's just like clat clat clat clack clack.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, grippy when you're on grass or turf, but actually

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Speaker 4: works against you when you're on a He was struggling

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Speaker 4: like Coles.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I kept seeing him. I was doing what I

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Speaker 2: needed to do in there, and I kept seeing it.

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Speaker 2: In the end, I had to go up to and

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Speaker 2: I said, I've got to ask the studs what's going on.

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Speaker 2: He says, oh, he showed me his camera. He also

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Speaker 2: had run his neck. He goes, I'm a sports photographer.

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Speaker 2: I was working earlier, but my wife maybe go and

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Speaker 2: do the shop. We need. It's urgent. I had to

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Speaker 2: go and what I was wearing. I thought we have

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Speaker 2: to do a phone in about that phrase. I had

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Speaker 2: to go and what I was wearing. How many times

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Speaker 2: has someone said that to you? You just have to

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Speaker 2: go and what you were wearing? So, rio does this

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Speaker 2: happened to you?

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Speaker 13: It happened to my dad back in the seventies when

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Speaker 13: before he'd met my mum and he got invited to

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Speaker 13: her house party by one of their friends. And Dad

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Speaker 13: was just on the way home from karate training, so he.

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Speaker 4: Just went in.

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Speaker 13: What he was wearing, what do you mean, like the gee,

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Speaker 13: the full gi and a headband. And it wasn't a

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Speaker 13: fancy dress party. It was just a normal clothes party.

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Speaker 13: But Dad was the only one in full courage.

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Speaker 2: I just saw a wondering sort of sense. It just

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Speaker 2: happened to drop in.

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Speaker 4: But that's not your parents met, that's the night they met.

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Speaker 4: They Wow, Well, you.

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Speaker 2: Would notice suddenly every single guy has been lonely for

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Speaker 2: a while. I'm getting a current with you today. Okay,

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Speaker 2: to go fancy dress shop, just wander around ovals open

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Speaker 2: to meet the future wife. All right, So you had

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Speaker 2: to go in what you were wearing? Nine four one

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Speaker 2: four one four three, tell you what no excuse is real?

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Speaker 2: That was a solid story in an uncomfortable chair.

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Speaker 1: Plus The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, do you need wine for your wedding on Friday?

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Speaker 2: Simon from Tar and Roses Winery? Me personally, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: last that's Friday? Why not? Yes? Me a stressful show, yep.

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Speaker 2: Send me what you've got. If it's read, I'll drink it.

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Speaker 4: I mean the ceremony years at eight am. So how

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Speaker 4: do we feel about people drinking that early in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I've got problem with it, all right? So nine four

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Speaker 2: one four one O four three. I had to go

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Speaker 2: in what I was wearing. We're looking fuel stories. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to deb here. Good morning Deb, Hello, Hi Christian,

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, Hello Dan, Welcome to the show. Having a

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Speaker 2: good week so far. So what's your story about you

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Speaker 2: had to go and what you were wearing?

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Speaker 14: Well, it was obvious the early nineties. My mum was

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Speaker 14: in the hospital with cancer and my ex husband at

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Speaker 14: the time Ford he would chew her up and got

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Speaker 14: dressed up in full clown costume regalia and we parked

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Speaker 14: in Victory Parade and went in to cheat her up.

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Speaker 14: But unfortunately when we came out, we found the car

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Speaker 14: was gone and we thought it was silent. So then

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Speaker 14: it was the day before mobile phone, so we had

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Speaker 14: to ring at the hospital reception to the police and

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Speaker 14: we found it had been towed away. So then we

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Speaker 14: had to go on high. We had to go out

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Speaker 14: onto Victoria Parade and hail a taxi and then drive

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Speaker 14: to the pand to pick up the car.

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Speaker 2: This has got so many things going on in and

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Speaker 2: at the moment, no one's talking about the clown in

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Speaker 2: the room. If I ever get the big c right,

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Speaker 2: you think, how can we cheer them up? Don't ever

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Speaker 2: go to hire and be a clown, whether or not

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Speaker 2: I've got even in my fiftieth who was a clown

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Speaker 2: on a good day? Let alone, you're in hospital fighting

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Speaker 2: cancer and someone comes.

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Speaker 4: In dressed us a clown the sun in law.

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Speaker 2: Well he's not anymore? What's the clown outfit? Too much?

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Speaker 4: The crawl?

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Speaker 12: It was good.

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Speaker 14: He had the nose and the big feet and like

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Speaker 14: the whole thing happening. And it was well received.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, by your.

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Speaker 14: Mom, it was well, It was well received. It was

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Speaker 14: She actually got up fit when she realized the day

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Speaker 14: after that the car had been tied and we'd had

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Speaker 14: such an adventure trying to get it back, so you.

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Speaker 2: Don't have to go and get it back from the

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Speaker 2: pound or whatever. But he's obviously still dressed as the

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Speaker 2: clown with the nose, the big shoes. Hard to get

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Speaker 2: those big shoes in the back of like silver tap.

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Speaker 4: Easy to wave down a taxi, the giant phone fimber

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Speaker 4: this way.

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Speaker 14: Well, it was a bit hard. They kind of looked

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Speaker 14: at this, and some of them dress drive past. But

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Speaker 14: then the one that called over, he looked a bit suspicious,

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Speaker 14: and then we said where we had the guy? We

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Speaker 14: even thought that was even stranger, but he was dressed

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Speaker 14: as a clown to go to the pound where the

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Speaker 14: car was locked up.

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Speaker 2: Very unsettling to be stuck in traffic. And look at

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Speaker 2: the taxi next year and there's an that's how they

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Speaker 2: get to work, clowning around clown calm always looked like

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Speaker 2: a death trap. Those clown cars. Please pull them over, tabs.

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Speaker 2: That's a great call, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 14: Thanks a luck, guys. Bye.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'd love to do for one hour?

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Speaker 2: Just nothing but stories about clowns? What is it about

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Speaker 2: any kind of clown story? I'm all in David, good morning.

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Speaker 2: You had to go in what you were wearing David. David,

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Speaker 2: h yeah, do the old control aut did it and

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Speaker 2: chuck him online too, David would coming to you? David?

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Speaker 2: Are there? David work? Is it our problem?

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Speaker 3: Dave?

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Speaker 2: All right? One? Two, three, I get it.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: There is a wedding this Friday on this show with

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Speaker 2: Aaron and Laura.

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Speaker 7: We've got one week to put a wedding on finals eleven,

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Speaker 7: cake and invitations two days. Do they tie and not?

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Speaker 7: We still need a ceremony in reception.

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Speaker 2: We are not using reception, okay. We have a performance

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Speaker 2: and that's where the Chapel of Love is going to be.

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Speaker 2: And this beautiful union between Aln and Laura who we

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Speaker 2: picked yesterday, who are up like loads of you don't

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Speaker 2: want to spend thirty to fifty thousand dollars to get married.

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Speaker 2: They've got three gorgeous kids. They told the kids yesterday.

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Speaker 9: Yess what, guys, We're going to get married on Friday. Eyler,

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Speaker 9: what do you think you want to do in the wedding?

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Speaker 2: One down?

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Speaker 9: Amelia, what do you think you might want to do?

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Speaker 2: You mad Horner. What about Patrick? What do you think?

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Speaker 2: And he might want to do he wants to be

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Speaker 2: the page boy.

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Speaker 9: I'm how excited?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't let them down, all right. It is

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Speaker 2: forty eight hours to go to Laura will be walking

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Speaker 2: down the aisle. I wanted a krock and boosh for

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Speaker 2: their wedding cake. We've got someone who's going to do that. Hudson.

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Speaker 12: Hi, Christian, it's Hudson from the French Letters. I hear

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Speaker 12: that you need a krock and bush for Friday. Our

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Speaker 12: family will be making you your crock and bush. It's

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Speaker 12: going to be ninety two boors and meet off. It's

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Speaker 12: going to look fantastic. Mate, Very happy to be part

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Speaker 12: of it. We'll see you Friday.

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Speaker 4: Love the image of the whole family working on it

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Speaker 4: as well.

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Speaker 2: Grandpa, you know you got Papa training up the new

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Speaker 2: generation of krokam bushes plugs will be given for any

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Speaker 2: help to the wedding. Talking about the French Letters, The

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Speaker 2: French Letters and Melbourne Patisserie Institution with stores in Carlton, Bellen,

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Speaker 2: Richmond Shopping Store or online The French Letters. This show's

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Speaker 2: number one partisserie in Melbourne of choice. All right, so

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Speaker 2: we've got the crook and boosh. We'd even think about this. Invites.

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Speaker 2: That's the big thing. That's the first thing you get

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Speaker 2: is that you get the invites in the post.

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Speaker 11: Hi, Christian, it's Leslie here from Personally Invited. We're a

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Speaker 11: small invitation printing business and we could help you out

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Speaker 11: with some very quick digital invitations female and other printed

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Speaker 11: items that you might need, like setting charts, welcome signs,

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Speaker 11: place cards.

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Speaker 1: So if you're.

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Speaker 11: Interested, give me a call Bay.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, love hired.

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Speaker 4: The cards were a big thing in the early two

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Speaker 4: age of the internet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah uh, and I said yesterday could we get a

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Speaker 2: love swing?

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Speaker 10: Hey, Christian, Just Kevin here from Melbourne Event Florals. I

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Speaker 10: had Yourey needed some stiling for your wedding coming up

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Speaker 10: this Friday. Well, we'd love to help. We've got a

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Speaker 10: love swing, a beautiful piece decorated in yellow and pink

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Speaker 10: flowers already favors and matching halo arbor, so the perfect

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Speaker 10: ceremony backdrop. We've also got carpets and chairs and all

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00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 10: sorts of things for Aaron and Laura's wedding. I wait

877
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 10: to hear from you. We'd love to transform your space.

878
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 2: Thank you. Kevin.

879
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 4: I missed that the first time that he's got carpets.

880
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that was an optional extra in Australia,

881
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: but oh it was a Swiss one. They had carpets.

882
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 4: We'll sell you anything when the wedding comes in. Oh,

883
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 4: you guys haven't thought about the carpet.

884
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: Okay, for Miss fussy Pants over there, we can chuck

885
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 2: in four walls, but that will be an extra on

886
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 2: the tariff. Just done about me can see that for

887
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 2: those carpets and wolves and good news. We were hoping

888
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: to have an animal bring the ring down the aisle.

889
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 2: Romulus will be there.

890
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 3: That a red tail black cockatoo called Romulus. He could

891
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: come down. You could have the rings sort of tied

892
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 3: off his little harness and we could try and either

893
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 3: try and FLI hb in or he'd just get walked

894
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 3: down on someone. He could sit on someone if they

895
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 3: walk down the aisle.

896
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 2: He's coming together. We've just heard from Aaron. They'd love.

897
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: It's loving that it has dropped this on us. Now.

898
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 2: They would like a zoo theme, right, I mean, I

899
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 2: don't know if you've been here in the last twenty

900
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 2: four hours, Aaron. It's a little bit hard to pull

901
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 2: together the horrible wedding in just a couple of shows.

902
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: And now you think about it overnight and oh it's

903
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: a zoo theme, is it? Well, well we've went this

904
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 2: hire a truck and let's go. There's got a budget

905
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 2: trucks and he's going rolled up to the zoo and

906
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 2: get the animals. Can all come in the ark?

907
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 4: The reason is they had their first kiss at the zoo,

908
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 4: then they got engaged at the zoo, and now they've

909
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 4: heard about Romulus the cockatoo.

910
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: A well known zoo animal. Where's the cockatoon?

911
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 4: More more zoo stuff, guys. We're struggling enough with the carpet.

912
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 2: All right, So we need haybells.

913
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 4: That do you think of when you think of a zoo?

914
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 2: That's more farm? Okay, what do we need for the zoo?

915
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 5: Well, we need like an enclosure, don't you to keep

916
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 5: the animals in?

917
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 4: Otherwise we're not bringing animals here, are we.

918
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 2: Well let's get that lady back from pause on film

919
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: because I think she's got a couple of animals. Could

920
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 2: she provide all? Like ten animals?

921
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 4: Is a wedding they want?

922
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 2: There's a client we are wedding plan is you don't go.

923
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 2: We don't like this idea. You go, sure you want

924
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 2: a zoo, one will bring the zoo to you the

925
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 2: third floor. How do we get the animals in the lift?

926
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 4: It depends what they want, you know, if you want elephant,

927
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 4: we can't do it.

928
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 2: If you want elephant, try and always speaking like I said,

929
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: we're struggling. Jax words, he's just had a stroke. I

930
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 2: thought of all these animals coming.

931
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: In Christian O'Connell show podcast.

932
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: Maybe once a week we'll get a message during the

933
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: show from Sue. The boss just says she's just messing me,

934
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: saying this has taken a turn to the absurd.

935
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 5: The first time.

936
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 4: She's just feelthy. She wasn't invited to the winning.

937
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: All right, So where are we? It's now we've heard

938
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 2: from the I just actually need to know where are we, guys,

939
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 2: because in forty eight hours time they are getting married.

940
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: They they've just told us that they got did get

941
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:32,839
Speaker 2: engaged at the zoo, kissed at.

942
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 4: Zoo, kissed have their first kiss at the zoo. Then

943
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 4: they got engaged at the zoo. All of a sudden,

944
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 4: who's making out? It's a romantic place.

945
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 2: It's not that smell of dung sad looking animals.

946
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 4: And now it's getting their rocks off there now all

947
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 4: of a sudden they want a zoo themed wedding with

948
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 4: less than forty eight hours to go. This is what

949
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 4: we got so far. Venue, cake, place, cards, love swing

950
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 4: and a black Cocker two to carry the ring down.

951
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 2: I don't forget Yeah Romulus. Yeah, so the lady that

952
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 2: provides romulus from pause on film. Lauren has also got

953
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,760
Speaker 2: a Shetland pony, a pig. Chuckles and Macha the ol packers.

954
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 4: These are all farms. I don't think of zoos when

955
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 4: I think of these animals, I think of farms.

956
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 2: What is it? What is it? What is a farm

957
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 2: but a zoo waiting to happen. Chuckles and Maca the

958
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: our packers brackets. They need to come as a pair,

959
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 2: as they're very flighty. I'll be the goat and Gary

960
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 2: the pigeon as seen on Neighbors.

961
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 4: None of those, I promise you're a Melbourne zoo.

962
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: Don't have any alternatives.

963
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 4: Lions, elephants, lions, dolphins, seals.

964
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 2: Do you remember the paperwork we had to go through

965
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 2: just to get two ferrets in here? A lion, a tiger.

966
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 4: I'm just telling you what's on the zoo website?

967
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 2: All right, can anyone provide us with any animals? Nine

968
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three The big thing

969
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 2: we do need as well as we need the music

970
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: element for this. I know there's a lot of kids

971
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: listen right now on the school run. You might be

972
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: in a you might be in a school band, you

973
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 2: might be a budding cellist. We'd love to have a

974
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 2: cesis there. We also need someone to sing live however

975
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 2: they deal with this opera or a covers band. Their

976
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 2: first dance that needs to be done live. So if

977
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 2: you can help with any of that nine four one

978
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 2: four one O four three. Alex, Good morning, Hey Alex,

979
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 2: how are you? I'm good Alex. So you've got an

980
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: idea for the wedding on Friday.

981
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 16: Yes, unfortunately I can't help you. But if you want

982
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 16: to get a quick voo thing going, I think you

983
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 16: should dress up all your stuff in zoo themed animal

984
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 16: scenes of onesies. I think you can get an elephant onesie,

985
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:42,480
Speaker 16: zebra onesie, giraffe onesie, lion onesie, tiger onesie, and then

986
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 16: you're good to go.

987
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 4: See Alex knows zoo animals.

988
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 2: Not hearing any chout about ol Paka outfits needed Alex.

989
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 2: At the moment, it might be the closest we can

990
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 2: get to the zoo thing. Thank you very much, Phoebe.

991
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 2: Hey guys, hey doing I'm good Phoebe. So you might

992
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 2: not going to help us out with something we've forgot

993
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: about for the wedding.

994
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 17: Yep, flowers can't walk down the aisle without a bouquet

995
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 17: in hant, that's for sure.

996
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 2: Quite right. Yes, so are you Flores.

997
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 17: I'm actually a wedding planner and I also do floral's

998
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 17: as well, so a bit of a package deal.

999
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 3: Yep, business wedding planning.

1000
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 17: You sound like you're doing a fabulous job.

1001
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 2: No, no, not all. What are you doing for the

1002
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 2: next hours?

1003
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 15: Wow?

1004
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 7: You know.

1005
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 17: Look, I've got a wedding on Saturday, but I should

1006
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 17: probably help out.

1007
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 2: Do you have any context at Melbourne Zoo.

1008
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 17: No, I don't have any contacts at Melbourne's Doo unfortunately.

1009
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: Have you ever had to do a zoo themed wedding?

1010
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 17: No, it's definitely one for the books, that's for sure.

1011
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 17: We normally get given color palette, not zoom sing.

1012
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 4: Okay, and what as a wedding planner, what's the one

1013
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 4: thing that you think we should think about before Friday?

1014
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 3: Rings? Have you got rings?

1015
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: Even on that list? We've got and we've got a

1016
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 2: list in the studio ten things that rings is near

1017
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 2: the bottom. Food, food trucks, rose, petals I put above that,

1018
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 2: and a crocker and boosh and love.

1019
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:06,879
Speaker 15: They're all of.

1020
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 3: Those are important.

1021
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 17: But yeah, celebrate and rings.

1022
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 2: I'd say you talk the most important thing. Really, it's

1023
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 2: a celebrant and ring. We've only got fifty percent of that. Yeah, yeah,

1024
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you called it. Thank you, Phoebe. We

1025
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: seriously might need you on call tomorrow. Maybe Phoebe's like

1026
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 2: an executive consultant.

1027
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 4: Yes, so where you're still the wedding planner and the

1028
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 4: wedding doer.

1029
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 2: She's the wedding adult. Nine four one oh four three heavy.

1030
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: Get any old rings that we can use Friday. We

1031
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 2: don't have any options.

1032
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1033
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: Christian, I've got an idea. If you can hire a chimpanzee.

1034
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 2: I don't think you can get the page point to

1035
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: hold the chimp's hands. They can walk down the aisle

1036
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 2: with the chimp holding the ring. How special would that be? Uh?

1037
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: Not that specially. I don't know.

1038
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 4: We've got the ring bearer, We've got the ring.

1039
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: Yes, it's high Christian. If you want to turn into

1040
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 2: a zoo theme, what about mobile petting zoos. There's loads

1041
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: that go around you're trying to get a hold of them. Yeah,

1042
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: we've only just found out the last half an hour

1043
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: that they'd love a zoo theme. Trouble that is, we've

1044
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 2: got forty eight hours to go to make a zoo

1045
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 2: theme happen at this wedding. Here on the Show live

1046
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 2: on Friday morning at ten past eight Courtney, Hello, just

1047
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 2: the person when you speak to you used to work

1048
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:28,879
Speaker 2: at Melbourne Zoo.

1049
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 15: Yes, I used to work in the bakery.

1050
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll take that.

1051
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 2: Making hot cross buns.

1052
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very You can.

1053
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 2: See the animals out the window though, okay, so well

1054
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 2: from your experience and the window and the bakery. Do

1055
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 2: you ever see the animals being lined out or anything

1056
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: for an hour or so?

1057
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 15: Not really, only if they're going to the vet. I

1058
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 15: once saw a seal on the back of a golf buggy.

1059
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 2: What was he doing it? Stolen it?

1060
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 3: No, it was off to the vet.

1061
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: Nine before London after the If you're a good boy,

1062
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 2: take you to the driving range.

1063
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, so they don't often get let out of their enclosures.

1064
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 15: So but you can have the wedding in front of

1065
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 15: the enclosures.

1066
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 2: Oh, it says you can pick out which enclosure.

1067
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 15: Yeah, there's a few that you can choose from. And

1068
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,960
Speaker 15: I know a lot of people choose the giraffe.

1069
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: I don't know what out why they were because I'd

1070
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: go for the big cats. Yeah.

1071
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 4: And when you do the photos, you only see the bottom,

1072
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 4: like you'd only see the draft legs.

1073
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 2: All right, Courtney, thank you very much for help. Let's

1074
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 2: go to Chris. Now. Good morning, Chris, Good morning.

1075
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 15: How are you.

1076
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: I'm good Chris. So you might be able to save

1077
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: the day. What can you offer us, Chris?

1078
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:01,360
Speaker 18: I can offer you a saltwater crocodile, one that sugar gliers,

1079
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 18: snakes and birds. So we have a little place called

1080
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 18: the Funky Farm on the mornings In Peninsula where we've

1081
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 18: got about three hundred and fifty animals, mainly natives, but

1082
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 18: ye bring them all. Imagine walking down the aisle with

1083
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 18: a crocodile attached to your hand.

1084
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: I'm not sure I'd say that was worst case scenario.

1085
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 2: Not the pitch.

1086
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 4: Now, Chris, we already booked in Romulus the black cockatoo.

1087
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 4: Who's going to fly the ring down to as the

1088
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 4: ring bearer? Will the crocodile eat the cockatoo?

1089
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 18: Possibly? Yeah, probably not a great combination. But what about

1090
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,880
Speaker 18: a one bat? Pretty cool in the ceremony.

1091
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, one bat would be great. Just having some animals

1092
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 2: there would be great for that zoo theme.

1093
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 4: Absolutely, bring as many as you can.

1094
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,720
Speaker 12: Yes, all right, we'll keep me in the loop.

1095
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 2: Listen me, I'm closing the loop. Get your ass here

1096
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 2: and all those dog keys, Friday come here for seven

1097
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 2: o'clock in Richmond. I mean you've got to head off

1098
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 2: early with you get the old animals going. But it

1099
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. They can sleep on the way.

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00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 14: That's it.

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00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 2: Oh, cut me in good Man. Okay, Now can I

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00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 2: rely on you, Chris closing the loop?

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00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 12: Absolutely, I'm very reliable.

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00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 2: Source good Man, Funky Farm. We'll see you here, Friday.

1105
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: You hired sounds good? Thank you. I have no confidence, No,

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00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 2: not even.

1107
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: That Christian Connell's show podcast.

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00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 2: Hey guys, just heard your wedding dilemmas. I'm a jeweler

1109
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 2: in Melbourne and we'll be happy to whip up some

1110
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 2: wedding rings for the happy couple rum reguards Jenna m W.

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00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 4: Jewelers perfect perfect.

1112
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 2: The phrase whips something that does sound a little rushed.

1113
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 2: It says to the fridge is pretty empty. But I

1114
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 2: can whip.

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00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 4: Something up for something that's meant to be on you,

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00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 4: fraternity your ring.

1117
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 2: We knocked something up just out the back. Grape this

1118
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 2: together for there's some off cuts here on the floor

1119
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 2: from actual nice rings that we can cobble together and

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00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:15,479
Speaker 2: get an anvalon, just bang it into. But right now, Jenna,

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00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 2: you are the only way rings are being placed on fingers.

1122
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 2: There's Friday, so you're hired. Jenna MW. Jury, thank you

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00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 2: very much. Time waste to bee and now on National

1124
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 2: clearly National hug a Nerd Day if they want you

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00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 2: to consense your nerd hugging always Dungeons and Dragons honor

1126
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: amongst Steves. You'll be going to see.

1127
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 4: This, won't you.

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Speaker 2: Come?

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00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 4: I pay Dungeons and Dragons one time as an experiment and.

1130
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,760
Speaker 2: Then retire because it was like you've been to heaven.

1131
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 2: You add wizards of warlocks in that bedroom. That makes

1132
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 2: you one of these people, one of those they made

1133
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: the movie for you.

1134
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 4: Nothing against those people.

1135
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: I'm not one. Dungeons and Dragons Honor Amongst Thieves is

1136
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 2: coming out next month, starring I'll do anything these Dasue

1137
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 2: Grant and Chris Pine, who is a great actor, a

1138
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: really great actor. And I've never heard of this storyline

1139
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: in a movie. It's totally unrelated to Indiana Jones or

1140
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings. And I mean, this is how

1141
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 2: do they come up with someone this a charming thief

1142
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 2: and a band of unlikely inventurers who undertaken epic heist

1143
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 2: to retrieve a lost redick. Hang, I've heard this one

1144
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 2: before and seen it many times over. But that's a go. Well,

1145
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 2: things go dangerously awry when they run a foul of

1146
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: the role people.

1147
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 4: It always happens in movies. Is therever a movie that

1148
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: start to finish a tame don?

1149
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 2: This look alright? So we're looking for your nerd movies,

1150
00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: nerd movies? What's on the nerd channel? The Da Vinci coding?

1151
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,879
Speaker 2: Oh they love I've got some coding for that. How

1152
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 2: loser guy in ten derivations? What's a derivation derivative? Something

1153
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 2: that's new from something old?

1154
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 4: Nerd?

1155
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 2: That's good? You love this one, Cash Amey if you can.

1156
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 2: You need to clear up that Internet history. Silver girl

1157
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 2: with the dungeons and dragon tattoos. Thank you all right,

1158
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 2: Jackie one, what have you got NERD movies? What are

1159
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 2: you and your mates watching?

1160
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 4: The hills have four eyes?

1161
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 2: No? I don't think you can do that anymore. That's

1162
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 2: not the one you, is it?

1163
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 4: He said, he's got glasses, and he says you can still.

1164
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,160
Speaker 2: If you sound like someone who's got to go and

1165
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 2: do an apology. Some of my best friends are four eyed. Okay,

1166
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: you actually did the thing that you said to do

1167
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 2: at school and it's kind of brown fingers up to

1168
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 2: your eyes. Perhaps, Jack actually said to PLUSA readers, now,

1169
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 2: could you ever look at this? Is that considered derogatory

1170
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 2: these days?

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00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 5: Both Christian and I wear glasses? Thank you very much.

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00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 4: I know it's good to know. If you find four

1173
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 4: eyes offensive said anymore?

1174
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 2: Hugely offence? Should we cancel him?

1175
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 4: NERD Movies? School of Spock?

1176
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 2: What is he doing? Is jack training the next generation.

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00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 4: Of spots of.

1178
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 2: Gold? Plus? That's very funny?

1179
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 4: Thank you? And Debbie does calculus.

1180
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 2: Actually is.

1181
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 4: Today?

1182
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 2: Come on to Rogatory Jackson.

1183
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1184
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 2: Time wasted today on National hug a Nerd Day, we're

1185
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 2: looking for nerdy movies. Nerds get excited. Dungeons and Dragons

1186
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 2: is coming to the big screens a movie and there's

1187
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 2: no bigger start a bit than you. Gron What's He's

1188
00:58:53,920 --> 00:59:02,120
Speaker 2: a dragon? That's uh, that's not They're nerdy movies. Amy's

1189
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 2: got Missus. Harris drives to Yaris.

1190
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,479
Speaker 4: Does that make you a nerd?

1191
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,800
Speaker 2: No? I don't think it's a nerd car? Is it? Humble? Yaris? Bronze,

1192
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 2: the wiz Kid of Oz Silver when Harry downloaded Adam Hill,

1193
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 2: well done, that's very funny.

1194
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 4: We bought a nerd silver.

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00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 2: The Devil wears a bow tie Silver plus, dude, w

1196
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 2: were's my glasses? They're following of from your derogatory silver

1197
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 2: class weekend at nerdy gold Shinsia World done, Conan the

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00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: Librarian Gold, Donny Dorco, Shane Sharp, well done, Tango and

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Speaker 2: Geo cashing gold us to do that with your kids?

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00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 4: Did you really?

1201
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? I love we loved it anyway. Kenny's got r M.

1202
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 2: I T what you did last summer? S over James

1203
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 2: Bond No time to pie Gold, well done, Corey John Wikipedia,

1204
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 2: that's like an office. Nickname is so and over there,

1205
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 2: Old John Wikipedia, Knights of the Periodic Table, The Nights

1206
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 2: of the Round Table, Silus. You know your medieval history.

1207
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 2: I'm actually reading a bit about it.

1208
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 4: I'm actually quite at home.

1209
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 2: You mean trigonometry Silver plus Mission Intellectual Bronze, Get him

1210
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:40,919
Speaker 2: to the Geek Bronze. Comic Conn Air comic Conn's so good,

1211
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 2: Mark Webber take about good Norton Vietnam software safe, Oh

1212
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 2: Norton antivirus, Good Norton Silver, like we're going to hear

1213
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 2: it in a radio ad soon. Good non. When Harry

1214
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 2: met Siri Gold, dude, where's my flash cards?

1215
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 14: Yeah?

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01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 4: Gold?

1217
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 2: First on the ear for Paul and cooem up, Lawrence

1218
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 2: of Arithmetic, Gold meet Joe Hack Silver, straight a out

1219
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 2: of Compton Silver, Chess club instead of fight club Bronze.

1220
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 2: Three men and a Bunsen Burner Silver. They're fading. What's

1221
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 2: it eating? Bill Gates there?

1222
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 4: Gold?

1223
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1224
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1225
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 2: Hey, end of the show. No bad thing either, No

1226
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 2: bad thing, yes, all right? Tell you what's going well?

1227
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 2: Wedding in a week, kicking goals? Kicking goals? Easy does it?

1228
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 2: That's when they were wedding in one thing. We were

1229
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 2: showing this wedding land in Lark is easy peasy. Oh

1230
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 2: my god, I had no idea. Seriously, we didn't even

1231
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: think of the rinks until someone sent us a message.

1232
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 2: Didn't even think of the cars until someone said, have

1233
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 2: I missed that bit? No we have.

1234
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 4: Didn't think of hair and makeup, didn't think of the bouquet.

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01:01:58,160 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 8: No.

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01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,280
Speaker 2: For now, thanks to you guys being there around us,

1237
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 2: we have got these things planned. So seriously, the wings

1238
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 2: the rings aren't very very important here they are.

1239
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 3: Hey Christian, it's Jenny here calling from MW Jeweler. Very

1240
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 3: happy to help you out, especially use customer making wedding

1241
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 3: rings and engagement rings. It's all made from recycled materials

1242
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 3: and ethically sourced as well, so big win on that front.

1243
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 3: We've got quite a lot of stock and lots of

1244
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,439
Speaker 3: pretty gemstones. They want to make it a little extra

1245
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 3: pretty and we'll make it really special for Aaron and Laura.

1246
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 3: Just contact us. So website is Mwjeweler dot com dot

1247
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 3: au and you can find us on all the socials

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01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 3: as well.

1249
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 2: That's really generous, Thank you very much. All right, so

1250
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,760
Speaker 2: tomorrow is the last day of planning and doing. The

1251
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 2: next twenty four hours are crucial because there is a

1252
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:48,560
Speaker 2: lot of empty, unmade road ahead of us before we

1253
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 2: reach Readingtown on Friday. So what do we actually really?

1254
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 2: The big thing win is we've got no live music.

1255
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 4: No live music, no cello player to bring us down

1256
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 4: the aisle. We've got no food and drink.

1257
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 2: Still, We've going to have food and drink there, all right,

1258
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 2: So food.

1259
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 4: Trucks sorry, wedding dress, wedding suit.

1260
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 2: Trevor West has provided that, Okay in South Fiera, we've

1261
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 2: got the wedding suit. We don't have it. It's more

1262
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 2: important than the actual suit, isn't it. We don't have

1263
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:23,800
Speaker 2: the wedding dress either. You mentioned he was looking stunning, amazing, perfect, amazing, Jaggins.

1264
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 2: Is it a cotton on T shirt?

1265
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 4: Get changed?

1266
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 2: We gotta go.

1267
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 4: We were busy getting a one batle of snake in

1268
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 4: a crocodile.

1269
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 2: Oh and the other thing is, don't worry about the

1270
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:36,800
Speaker 2: wedding video. Perry's doing it. He's got no form experience.

1271
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,720
Speaker 2: He just does our show video with that gimbal that

1272
01:03:38,800 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 2: he yep, he loves you. She's in that gimbable. What

1273
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 2: is it he's making a radio wed at Music Video's

1274
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,720
Speaker 2: MTV from the nineties. What do you need on a

1275
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 2: radio show? They just want to get one from himself.

1276
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 2: He's claiming it as a business experience. Okay, so what

1277
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 2: do we need? Live music? A cellist?

1278
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 4: Yes, food, food truck. We like the idea of a

1279
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 4: food truck. They can park in the our park if

1280
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 4: it's what's wrong, we've got.

1281
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:04,479
Speaker 2: The biggest thing we need is a dress. The dress,

1282
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 2: have a dress or worry about the burgers and pizza

1283
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,240
Speaker 2: in a minute.

1284
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 4: Yes, there was talk of wine, wasn't there. So maybe yep,

1285
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 4: just some cocktails or something like that.

1286
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, easy, yeah, just some cocktails, chairs.

1287
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 4: For the guests to sit on. Do we are we

1288
01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:24,240
Speaker 4: dressing the brides maids in the grooms? And I told

1289
01:04:24,280 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 4: you we're not that far behind that.

1290
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 2: It feels like the list of what we need is

1291
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 2: longer than yesterday. Somehow, have we actually made any progress? Yes?

1292
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 4: What did I tell you we've got a cockatoo?

1293
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 2: Crocodiles? We didn't do. Show me progus, you show me

1294
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 2: a cockatoo. You're quite right. We can all go home

1295
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 2: happy to they please help us out.

1296
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,920
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcasts,