1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: And Amanda gem Nation constantly. I look at the telemetry 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: on your phone and I would say, go to bed, 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: get off your phone. You know, I do like to 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: scroll at night. The image I have of is sort 5 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 1: of I'm gold not Goldilocks, little red riding Hood's grandmother. 6 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: I'm in bed in my nightie, my big long nose, 7 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: glasses on, and there's the wolf trying to get in. 8 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 1: I thought I was the wolf. I can't tell you 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: the wolf eat the granny. Yes, I thought she was 10 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: a fox. Anyway away from that. So I'd find quirky 11 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,919 Speaker 1: bits and pieces and I often share them with you, 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: and you just ignore them. I send them to you 13 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 1: if you and the girls of the type people here, 14 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: I just can't see. I don't have notifications on my phone. Well, 15 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: there's the amount of stuff that you send me. It's 16 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: called content. This is the stuff we speak for three 17 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: hours on the radio. This is where the information comes from, 18 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: and it's important things. But let's start with this information away, 19 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: my friends. Okay, here's three stories that caught my eye. 20 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: Have a listen. What do you think is going on here? 21 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: You're not going to do a number of them are 22 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: Releasu santo I mean, the woman sounds like some sort 23 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: of religious ceremony. It's a baptism, but it's a la 24 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: Boo boo baptism because La Boo Boos people are staying 25 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: to baptize their Laboo Boo dolls because it was reported 26 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,120 Speaker 1: that the one of the dolls, or that maybe all 27 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 1: of them, I'm not sure, was modeled after the demon Pazuzu. 28 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: So they're having them baptized to get rid of the demon. 29 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: So for your Laboo Boo to get rid of the Pazuzu, 30 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:40,440 Speaker 1: you have to do a bit of woo woo. But 31 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: let look, the Labooboo cells are quite extraordinary. Yeah, two 32 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,680 Speaker 1: point nine billion dollars Australian dollars in the first half 33 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five. I was a Channel nine on Friday. 34 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: There was a grown woman walking around with one attached 35 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 1: to her bag. Yeah, well that's what their handbag accessories. 36 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: They're not necessarily for kids. And then have you seen 37 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: digital Jenne. I made a joke and they looked at 38 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: me as I if I was mentally breafed. Mentally bref 39 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 1: that's one of the names of the Laboo Boos. All right, 40 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: Another thing I told you earlier that I went to 41 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 1: see a bon Jovi tribute bander how amazing they were. 42 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: I was on my evening scroll I came across this. 43 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: This is a farmer playing one of bon Jovi's songs 44 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:35,839 Speaker 1: on his pig. We're halfway there, take my hands well, 45 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: make it. I swear on a prayer. He's pressing down 46 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: on a big fat peek. He's not playing it like 47 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: a bagpipe. Now, my final story that I like to 48 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 1: share with you is the story of Ned. Ned is 49 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: a snail, and he's a very rare snail. He has 50 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 1: a lefty shell, not politically lefty, yep. The swirl of 51 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 1: his shell goes in the opposite direction to every other snail. 52 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: It's one in forty thousand and because of this, because 53 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: of his rare shell, his genital even though even though 54 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 1: snails are hermaphrodites, the spiraling of his shell for lefty 55 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: snails mean that their bedroom bits are reversed. So he 56 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: can only match up with a partner who's who will 57 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: match with Kay. So he's got a one in forty 58 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 1: thousand chance. So this snail is in New Zealand. All 59 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: of New Zealand is combing their backyards and their gardens 60 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: for potential lefty snail shell lovers for ned I amaphrodite one. Yeah, 61 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: so look, he's a good catch, he's got his own home, 62 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: he won't run out on you. But past girlfriends have 63 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: said is a little slimy boo yard. I don't think 64 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: you need to say boo yard. Go to Janus next 65 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: time for another exciting episode of Amanda's evening Scroll worth it, 66 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: isn't it? Yes, yes, it is worth it for me 67 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: to get half an hour sleep at night.