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Speaker 1: Matt I just want to start this episode with the

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Speaker 1: small gripe I've got not with you great continue it's

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Speaker 1: with all of the bathroom automations that are infuriating because

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Speaker 1: they don't all work.

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Speaker 2: So s just got back from America the other week.

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Speaker 2: In the bathrooms, they've got the mirror that has the

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Speaker 2: tap in it right, the soap and the dryer ye, all.

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Speaker 1: Under the one Yes, there's always one thing that doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: Bring back the old faucet.

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Speaker 3: You want to have them segregated, or you want to

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Speaker 3: I want the fawcet back.

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Speaker 2: I literally went to three different ones to try and

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Speaker 2: wash my hand.

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Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's asking for the censor the water sensor.

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Speaker 1: No, not one person I know has said I thank

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Speaker 1: God for the water.

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Speaker 3: And if you're the person who's requesting it, then stop it.

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Speaker 3: You're the problem.

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Speaker 2: You are the problem.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to two Doing Dads. I am Mattie Jay

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Speaker 3: and I'm as And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 3: It is the good, it is the bad and related.

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Speaker 3: If you come for advice wrong podcast, turn around, stop

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Speaker 3: the car, stop the car, indicate turn around you've made

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Speaker 3: a big mistake.

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Speaker 2: I will turn this car around, Matthew.

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Speaker 3: Before we started this episode, I thought housekeeping was pretty light.

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Speaker 2: On and then it builds up quick, doesn't it Just

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Speaker 2: it's a full time job.

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Speaker 3: It's a full time job. Just think you're on It's

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Speaker 3: like the laundry. You think you're on top of it

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Speaker 3: all and you're like, oh, they'll be easy, and then

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Speaker 3: you turn around, come back, chuckle block.

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Speaker 2: You miss a day. All of a sudden, you have

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Speaker 2: ten loads to the next day. Unbelievable for me.

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Speaker 3: Then okay, so just really quickly, I didn't really tell

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Speaker 3: you this.

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Speaker 2: Because you keep a secrets from me.

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Speaker 3: Let's keep a secrets. But Marley had an audition. Now

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Speaker 3: this is not she does do dance on a Thursday.

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Speaker 3: It's separate. This is a dance that's in the school,

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Speaker 3: like a morning you drop them off early. They do

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Speaker 3: it before school. It's part of the school program.

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Speaker 2: Opposed to being an out of school activity. It's an

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Speaker 2: in school like, you get it.

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Speaker 3: We're on the same page. And I think they've done

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Speaker 3: this as a genius bit of marketing the school. So

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Speaker 3: they have done auditions. Okay, so kids have to learn

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Speaker 3: a dance routine. They come to the school on audition morning.

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Speaker 3: They all then perform the dance they are auditioning for

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Speaker 3: a role in the dance group for their grade.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say please? They're very young. Are they

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Speaker 2: really going to turn around to a six year old

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Speaker 2: and be like?

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Speaker 3: That's what a lot of the parents were saying. They

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Speaker 3: were like, you know, we're all kind of saying, how

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Speaker 3: are you going with the because it was a hard

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Speaker 3: dance to learn as well, and everyone was learning it

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Speaker 3: and we were kind of like we drop the kids

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Speaker 3: off and we're like, oh, you good luck. Hopefully they

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Speaker 3: get it. And I was thinking to myself, are they

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Speaker 3: really going to turn away?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you can't do it?

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Speaker 3: And then I saw the fees. Okay, it's very for

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Speaker 3: a year. We're talking like eight hundred bucks?

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Speaker 2: Are they going to dance for you?

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Speaker 3: But I think what they've done here is they've done

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Speaker 3: the audition. Like deter parents, No, I think they've done

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Speaker 3: They've done the audition as they're like, the kids really

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Speaker 3: want it, they really want it now because they might

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Speaker 3: not get it. So I'm yet to find a parent

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Speaker 3: who hasn't received the congratulations your child has been selected email.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's got that email, and I think they just make

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Speaker 3: it seem like there's pretty limited spots here.

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Speaker 1: So they try extra hard and do extra work and

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Speaker 1: put more in, or you're not fucking picking up.

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Speaker 2: I'm not, and I don't appreciate the language.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think. Okay, it's a bit.

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Speaker 2: Break it down to me if if I was a

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Speaker 3: It's a bit like a rug company says, we're closing down.

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Speaker 3: Interesting choice, we're closing down. There's a sale. You create

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Speaker 3: a sense of urgency. Okay, there's only a couple of

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Speaker 3: rugs left, they're all half priced, Come and get your rug.

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Speaker 3: Are they closing down? No, they're not.

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Speaker 2: It's a mind game. It's a mind game.

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Speaker 3: I think this is a mind game that they've done

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Speaker 3: people that if it wasn't that much of yeah, whatever.

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Speaker 3: But because all the kids and the parents also so

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Speaker 3: proud the child has been selected from the audition process,

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Speaker 3: they're like, how could I say no to the opportunity

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm with you. Now, did they tell you how

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Speaker 2: many spots there were? What to start off with you jacking?

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Speaker 3: Gon? I didn't. I didn't ask. I didn't ask well

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Speaker 1: Well, of course you can't break poor Marley's heart so

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Speaker 2: This is where they got you. They got you again,

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Speaker 2: they got you more than one.

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Speaker 1: Now we're on the same path they got you the

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Speaker 1: first time with the rug sale.

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Speaker 2: And now you're in there and Marley really likes the rug.

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Speaker 2: You can't leave without said rug.

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Speaker 3: I have to get the rug. The rug has to

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Speaker 3: be I'm picking it up. Sorry, not just to you,

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Speaker 2: We took scene it route to me. But okay, so

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Speaker 2: she made it in other words correct.

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Speaker 1: So if you didn't or if you didn't practice and

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Speaker 1: you went and just be like I want to be in,

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Speaker 1: were they going to be like, you're not going to

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Speaker 3: Maybe?

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Speaker 2: I doubt it.

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Speaker 1: There's got to be some people that, Okay, out of

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Speaker 1: all the people that audition, there's gonna be something that

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Speaker 1: will crap. I think we can move on for the Okay.

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Speaker 1: Actually a goot quick quick dance update for you, Macie.

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Speaker 3: So I'm drinking this colbrah. That's like I'm drinking petrol.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you don't have ADHD because coffee works for you.

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Speaker 2: Seems to got something.

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Speaker 3: I find out what it is.

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Speaker 2: You need to get tested. Macy has started ballet very late.

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Speaker 3: What took you so long? Not me?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I didn't know what's here. It wasn't me. I

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Speaker 2: out she was doing it two weeks in from who April?

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Speaker 2: What they've done it behind my back? And my mom

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Speaker 2: came down to look after the kids and she gifted Macy.

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Speaker 2: I ll it's hard, and I was like, what's that for.

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Speaker 2: I was like, is this for swimming? She was like, no,

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Speaker 2: wrong family. And then I found out she's doing ballet.

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Speaker 3: But she fucking loves it.

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Speaker 2: She's very good at it, she's very passionate.

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Speaker 3: What is she learning? Learn age?

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Speaker 1: But let's go back to the late in the year.

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Speaker 1: Two weeks she's a two two weeks.

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Speaker 2: She has a dance concert next week. Holy Jesus, that's

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Speaker 2: how advanced my children are, Matthew, you they only need

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Speaker 3: No, when did the other kids start learning? January? Okay,

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Speaker 2: Chilly front and center d right now? She is. She

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Speaker 2: is it's one lake. She does this thing where she

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Speaker 1: Out of this very graceful. I'll try and get it

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Speaker 1: next time. She is a full outfit.

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Speaker 3: Where is the dance?

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Speaker 2: No idea, no idea? Two weeks in and she's good.

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Speaker 2: She's good to go. She loves it.

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Speaker 3: I'm so proud of it.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually happy that she's she's doing it because she

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Speaker 3: Is that her one thing? What does she do? What else?

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Speaker 3: Is that she has a swim lessons that in ballet?

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Speaker 2: She could be in Uni.

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Speaker 1: swimming on Thursdays and she's very good at that too though. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Have you heard of safety week?

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Speaker 3: You've never heard of it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what they do is they in the pool,

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Speaker 2: Now, she's just fifty meters sprint up the pool. She

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Speaker 3: What about head down shoes on?

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Speaker 3: To make it fun, put them full tucks ash calendars.

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Speaker 3: We just want to say before we share this information,

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Speaker 3: this is going to be emotional. If you're standing, please

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Speaker 2: It's going to be really upset.

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Speaker 3: If you're sitting, get ready, because unfortunately the call has

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Speaker 2: We didn't take this decision.

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Speaker 3: But just I want to say, this is this is

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Speaker 3: not We're not going to then really the calendar next

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Speaker 3: This is set in stone. The calendar in the next

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Speaker 3: year will be teash.

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Speaker 1: They will not be we will not be doing a

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Speaker 3: But just do you want to give the listeners a

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Speaker 3: second to just like gather themselves.

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Speaker 2: That's enough. But we could bring it back the following year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, never know too much. I blame Poppy for this.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to say it, but this, this.

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Speaker 3: Is Poppies doing. She came at a time when we

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Speaker 3: would normally be in the thick of training for the calendar.

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Speaker 2: Preparation wise, you trained, I did train. I trained Bintang

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Speaker 2: Body by Bintang last year.

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Speaker 3: But if people do have a calendar, just enjoy that December.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 3: It's a good photo ash to myself hosing ourselves down.

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Speaker 2: You could reuse that calendar if you're willing to mathematically

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Speaker 2: jump a day forward for the following year.

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Speaker 3: Were people actually using the calendar, I.

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Speaker 1: Think they were using it for smart Yeah more more. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I want more than that.

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Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. I was playing to cool. Okay.

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Speaker 3: And I don't want to say I don't believe you.

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Speaker 2: I'm not worried about that whatsoever. I'm worried about my body.

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Speaker 2: There'd be a lot less drama if you ask me.

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Speaker 3: There you have it?

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Speaker 2: Do you have it?

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Speaker 3: Guys, do you have it? You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: You can always rely on me to bring the truth.

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Speaker 2: So bring the truth to this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Last little bit of housekeeping. Yep, again, I told you

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Speaker 3: We've come to the other housekeeping. There is a parenting hack. Ooh,

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Speaker 3: we love that ash in the Facebook group. This is

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Speaker 2: This new segment called hack from Hannah.

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Speaker 3: Hannah. It says, this is a great parenting hack. Listen in.

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Speaker 3: If you've got treats and you don't want the kids

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Speaker 3: I have another parenting hack that I can just quickly

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Speaker 3: that's been there for bloody ages.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, that is such a great place

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Speaker 2: In plain sight. Do you know what I did?

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Speaker 1: And this is not parenting hack, this is pre engaged hack, yep,

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Speaker 2: You freak out? You think I gotta find I hid

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Speaker 2: aprils on our dresser in our bedroom for three months,

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Speaker 3: Like in a box.

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Speaker 2: It was in a box in like a knickknack box

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Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, if she finds it,

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Speaker 2: it's a funny story.

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Speaker 3: The arrogance of the man.

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Speaker 2: I just thought, stuff it.

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Speaker 2: I thought about that. Ouch ouch ouch out. But two

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Speaker 2: very good hacks in plain sight. Veggie is a good

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Speaker 3: Like, yeah, oh, she had no interest whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: Whack there's chocolate in there, you sucker.

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Speaker 3: Ash, I'm dying to hear about your nan.

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Speaker 2: That's funny you mentioned dying because this story is about that.

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Speaker 3: She's not dead, thank god.

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Speaker 2: I want to add chuck that in there real quick.

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Speaker 2: But my nan, who is a very big fan of

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Speaker 3: She collects spoons, if I'm not mistaken.

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Speaker 1: She collects spoons, Elvis memorabilia, and two doting dad calendars.

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Speaker 1: She's got a garage for Is this your mom's my

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Speaker 3: She's in the in a west, in a west, No,

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Speaker 2: No, it's Maryland's She called herself the Queen of Marylands,

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Speaker 2: She lives on her own and quite often I go

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Speaker 3: Will she make one hundred? Do you think? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Easy?

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Speaker 3: Love that Jesus touched all the wood in this house.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, hang in there, I think so yeah.

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Speaker 2: But she anyway, I do go out and visit her

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Speaker 3: Very good, Thank you, very good.

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Speaker 2: It takes me forever.

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Speaker 2: every time I go out there, she saw something obscure,

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Speaker 3: Can I just say as she's not lying. I think

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Speaker 2: Neighbors thought I was dead. Did you know that? I

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Speaker 1: So what's happened is she has come home from this trip, exhausted,

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Speaker 2: They always check on it, which is lovely, and shout

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Speaker 3: Next to her, because they do say the cat's cat.

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Speaker 3: Cats will eat you.

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Speaker 2: She's surrounded by the police. They'd broken in through the door.

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Speaker 1: And when you die, if you're a cat owner, the cat,

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Speaker 2: And she was like, you.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: But she for fixing the door, by the way.

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Speaker 2: I think the neighbor just fixed it. I think that

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Speaker 3: People wondering there was a shooting in the area.

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Speaker 2: They're you always hear shootings in the area. But it was, well,

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Speaker 3: It happens, so that's gone.

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Speaker 2: That's got. What was I saying?

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Speaker 3: Someone just like, am I dead?

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Speaker 3: And then the next thing she literally, what just happened?

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Speaker 1: She's completely fine, thank god, But the whole ordeal, and

445
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 1: actually that's what brings me back to the Queen of Maryland.

446
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 2: She was actually quite flattered by the whole experience.

447
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,880
Speaker 3: Oh yes, good to know people care.

448
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,560
Speaker 4: She was like, I didn't think that many people cared

449
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,719
Speaker 4: about me. The whole neighborhood was over pretend that I'm

450
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:31,440
Speaker 4: dead more often. It's just like I'm concerned with how

451
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:35,320
Speaker 4: easy I die. I was like, you're fine anyway, Nan,

452
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 4: shout out to you.

453
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,560
Speaker 2: You never listened to a podcast. You're never going to

454
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: hear this, but it's good to know you're still with it.

455
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell her, I say hi for now. Ah. Yes,

456
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,800
Speaker 3: a couple of stories for you. I'd like to tell

457
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 3: you one that my mother told. Tell me. If you

458
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:53,960
Speaker 3: think this is an appropriate story to tell a six year.

459
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 2: Old, I'm going to tell you right now, it's not

460
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 2: going to be.

461
00:20:57,119 --> 00:21:00,359
Speaker 3: I can tell it's nothing too juicy. We were in

462
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 3: the car I was driving. My mom. Lovely Nana Bless

463
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,080
Speaker 3: the Cotton Socks, was in the passenger seat. In the

464
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 3: back was Marley and Lola. For those wondering, Marley's six, Lola's.

465
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 2: Four, and as they should be in the back of

466
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 2: the car. Thank you just for the place.

467
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 3: We are all adhering to the appropriate road rules in

468
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,640
Speaker 3: this household. But my mom was like, we're talking about

469
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,400
Speaker 3: Santa Claus. And my mom, who loves a random fact,

470
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,080
Speaker 3: oh yeah, she would just spit it out. She's like,

471
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,640
Speaker 3: do you know where the name when Mill comes from?

472
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 3: And You're like, here we go. And she goes to Marley,

473
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 3: like over at shoulder in the car. There's a long

474
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 3: car trip, so, you know, searching for some conversation, and

475
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 3: she goes, do you know why Santa Claus wears red?

476
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 2: Oh god?

477
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,879
Speaker 3: And I was like, maybe I don't know.

478
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 2: I don't even know this, so I'm going to learn

479
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,119
Speaker 2: to she and.

480
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 3: Malie is like, because it's his favorite color. Good answer.

481
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 3: Should have just said yes, yes. My mom goes, well, actually, Marley,

482
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,679
Speaker 3: oh god. Actually Santa used to be green. And the

483
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 3: reason why Santa is now red is because Coca Cola

484
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 3: round a marketing campaign where they dress Santa in red

485
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 3: because they were wanting to promote the product around Christmas

486
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 3: time more I have more people purchase Coca Cola. Since then,

487
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 3: Santa Claus is now read And I was like.

488
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 2: I wonder how much he got paid for that?

489
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you saying?

490
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: That's an amazing marketing campaign, I will say, will say,

491
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: still credit where credit is you?

492
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, Coca Cola.

493
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 2: I wonder what sort of pool you have to have

494
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 2: to change it to a different color. Let's do it on.

495
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 3: But I was like, what are you saying? Moment She's

496
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 3: like what it's interesting? I said, yeah, but fuck it.

497
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 3: Talk about taking the magic.

498
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 2: At a Christmas You pretty much brand Horde Santa Yeah.

499
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 3: And Marley is like a sponge Sometimes she's into something,

500
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 3: she just locks in. So now she's been telling everyone.

501
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 3: She's like, you know why Santa Claus w red? And

502
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, just it doesn't have the same feel about

503
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 3: it when you talk about Santa Claus being a victim

504
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: of great marketing from Coca Cola.

505
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like, well, how do you explain the white cocaine?

506
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 3: Like for good? Sound like what are we thinking? Ellie?

507
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 3: Who's the name of my mom? And she's like what

508
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I just is it real?

509
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 2: Is it me? That's really real? When did this happen?

510
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: So in the nineteen thirties didn't start him wearing red,

511
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 3: but just really popularized him wearing red. Is that so? Yeah? Yeah,

512
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 3: there you go.

513
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 2: That is an amazing fact, Ellie.

514
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: But also not for a child, am I yeah, right, right,

515
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: at least is not inappropriate.

516
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 3: It's inappropriate.

517
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: I was expecting way more inappropriate from your mum. But

518
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 2: it tells me, tells me.

519
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 4: Tell that story to I'm intrigued.

520
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 3: Don't tell it to a six year old.

521
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 2: I want to know. Okay, let me ask you a question.

522
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 2: If a brand these days we're going to do the

523
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 2: same campaign, which brand do you think it would be?

524
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 2: And what color do you think Santa would end up being?

525
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 3: McDonald's yellow? Oh?

526
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: God, really hit that hard? And I think you bang on?

527
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 3: Thank you?

528
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 2: Even Amazon yellow? Can you imagine the big man in yellow?

529
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 3: Quite flattering? Amazon orange?

530
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Let's agree to disagree. But hey, that's good, but not freshot.

531
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 2: I will be having a word to your mom.

532
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 3: I do have one more, just quick little mention. Yep,

533
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 3: go on unless no, I don't want to.

534
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: I've got nothing, okay, I don't mind, prepares.

535
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 3: I don't know if this has ever happened to you.

536
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 3: Just very quickly, ash, just this.

537
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 2: Is like a p s A the e bike. Yeah,

538
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 2: my e bike.

539
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're you have a different one

540
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 3: to be.

541
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 2: Surely Santa's Sleigh is now electric?

542
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 3: The same doesn't need to be.

543
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: It's the range electric petrol. It was diesel one time.

544
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 3: It runs on.

545
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 2: I guess the good stuff on the eight sorry please.

546
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 3: So the e bike, my one has a kickstand where

547
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 3: it's like a little prong either side either side. Yes,

548
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 3: thank you, like a like a chicken wish, like a wishbone. Yeah.

549
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 3: So you like you put it down, you're then like

550
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 3: a scooter.

551
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, and so the.

552
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 3: Back wheel is then elevated, so you like pull it

553
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 3: back on itself. Back wheel elevated, little prong either.

554
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 2: Side, well, explained Boom.

555
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 3: The issue is sometimes if the floor is not quite

556
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 3: level and you lean like the kids sometimes got to

557
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 3: climb up on the bike to get up on it,

558
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 3: and it's not level, and I'm like, fuck, be careful

559
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 3: the things that will fall down. And you know it

560
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 3: weighs a ton the size, it's like a huge hog.

561
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, mine, it's massive. That's what she said, thank you.

562
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 3: I was racing at the door very late. You late

563
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 3: shut out, So I got the bike out and then

564
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 3: put the prong down, put the kids on the bike. Realize,

565
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 3: hang on a second, Oh gosh, where's my helmet?

566
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: You check your pockets?

567
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 3: Helmet was in the garage, so I thought, kids are

568
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 3: just the kids thrown the bike. I said to them,

569
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 3: don't lean.

570
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,959
Speaker 2: You told us six and a four year old not

571
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 2: to lean.

572
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 3: They're like what. So I quickly run get my helmet.

573
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 3: As I'm inside the garage, I turn around and the

574
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 3: bike it was slow motion. It was just and my

575
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: kids looked at me like dotty, and I'm now I

576
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 3: try to run to catch the bike before it hits

577
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 3: the deck because it's quite behind. The bike falls over

578
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 3: with both my children in the back of the bike,

579
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 3: onto the foot onto the footpath.

580
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: Oh, helmets on, obviously.

581
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 3: Helmets on, Thank heavens.

582
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: But the screams, oh mate, I can imagine the gurgle

583
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: screams coming from two girls who didn't lean.

584
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 3: And I was embarrassed. And the annoying thing was one

585
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 3: of my neighbors who I don't really know, happened to

586
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 3: be walking past, and she was lovely. She was trying

587
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 3: to help the situation. And I'm there like screaming kids

588
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 3: like try pull the bike back up, and she's there

589
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 3: being like, oh my god, let me help you. And

590
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 3: I was like, it's okay, it's okay, and she then

591
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 3: stood there and the kids were like, Daddy, what.

592
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 2: Like you pushed them?

593
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: And I was like, is anyone her? And then she's

594
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 3: still standing there and I was kind of like, oh,

595
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 3: thank you very much.

596
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 2: Can you fuck off? Seriously?

597
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 3: And I was also so late as well, and I

598
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 3: was just like.

599
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: This is that I need right now to crying kids

600
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: on the back of the.

601
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 3: Back and I'm there trying to comfort my kids as

602
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 3: this woman's seeing if she can offer any assistance, but

603
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 3: also kind of judging me as you will, but also

604
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: canat she didn't, she hung around. I was like, and

605
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 3: then I'd literally was just like, get the funk out

606
00:27:59,640 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 3: of here.

607
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,919
Speaker 2: The problem is with also getting them back on the

608
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 2: bike and trying to get out of there as quickly

609
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 2: as possible. Then you're going to look like a guy's

610
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: kidnap two kids.

611
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 3: Right.

612
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 2: I feel for you, But if.

613
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 3: She's listening, she's probably not just she's actually right here,

614
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 3: she's still she's in at the crimes thing where you

615
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 3: pushed your children off the e bike, mate, and then

616
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 3: like getting him the bike the next morning.

617
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 2: So traumatized.

618
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 3: The thing about kids, they're so easily traumatized.

619
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 2: I get over it. Just suppress it. Like us and

620
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 2: then in your thirties, bring.

621
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 3: It back up.

622
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 2: That fucking e bike. I'll get you, Matt. We haven't

623
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: done this in a little while, but I didn't want

624
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: to say that.

625
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh to the listeners like that, Yeah, you're quick withitted

626
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: on that one. Where was I've I've been shot with

627
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: a dranquiser again. But we haven't done parentglyized little wile.

628
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: We've got a couple of quick ones. We just want

629
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: to just very quick, yeah, very quick.

630
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 3: This will be honestly, it's a flash in the pan.

631
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: But it's good to hear this song again. Tell me loud,

632
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: tell me little love, Matt.

633
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: I'll go first. We have received this in the Facebook

634
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: group which is thriving from Jessica.

635
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: From jess Jessica, however you like to be called Jesse,

636
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 2: I don't mind.

637
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 3: It is written as Jessica in.

638
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 2: My notes here it says jess Well, look, I'm here

639
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: to save time a little parenting lie.

640
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: I told my two and a half year old yesterday

641
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: she loves to jingle the decorations on the Christmas tree.

642
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: So I told her that if she knocked the tree down,

643
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: then Santa wouldn't know where to put the presents.

644
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 3: So far so good.

645
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: They do love a ball ball.

646
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: They smash them because they think they're going to bounce

647
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: back up.

648
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 3: I know. I did a post and the two doting

649
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 3: Day Instagram page of Christmas trees in the households where

650
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 3: there's a toddler and all the like the f thing

651
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 3: that you have to yeah, or like you decorate it

652
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: just from like kind of chest up.

653
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you got a better chance of actually

654
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: fencing the kid in and leaving the tree to flourish.

655
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: This one is from my sister, this panting line, and

656
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 3: it happened this morning because we were at the cafe.

657
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 3: I got a coffee, She got a coffee with our kids,

658
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 3: Lola and little Chansy mcgazzy, who's my niece shut up

659
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 3: the chassy, and we got them a chocolate cookie. Cut

660
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: it in half and my niece ate like half of

661
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 3: her half, so there's like a quarter left. And I

662
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 3: was like, you're going to finish that chat and she goes,

663
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 3: I can't, And I was like why not. She's like,

664
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 3: I'll get butt worms And I was like, what the

665
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 3: old chocolate butt yeah. I was like what do you

666
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 3: mean and she was like, you know, like the butt

667
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 3: worms you get when you have too much sugar.

668
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 2: Your this is going and yeah, yeah, yeah.

669
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 3: She's like fucking play a lot. And I was like, okay,

670
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 3: and my sister goes, yeah, that's right, because you know,

671
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 3: when you have too much sugar, then the butt were come.

672
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 3: That's because they like the like the sugar that comes

673
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 3: out with you pooh. And I was like, oh, okay.

674
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: That's good.

675
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 3: That's pretty good.

676
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: That's good because I mean, I always think like, I'm

677
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: not going to associate sugar with.

678
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: Worms, but now I am. I mean, yeah, but worms

679
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: the scientific name for them.

680
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't maybe someone did get worms in

681
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 3: their household, but it's good.

682
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: I think that's a good one.

683
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 3: It's a banger.

684
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: If you've got any other little ones like that, send

685
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: him on him.

686
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: We'll try and read them wheneveryone can, whenever we have time,

687
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: busy schedules.

688
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: But matt this will be quick, well two minutes, plenty

689
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: of times to be You're here.

690
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: I'm home. Yeah, I'm fine.

691
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 2: You.

692
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: On the other hand, I'm not leaving, Matthew. This is

693
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: a question from the Wicked Household, which happens to be

694
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: my household because I live there too. But it's from

695
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: my wife, specifically because she's warrior Warts sometimes shout out

696
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 1: to April.

697
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: Shout out to April.

698
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 3: She's still listening every episode.

699
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 2: She was at the start, Yeah, she dropped off. Imagine

700
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 2: having to listen to me at home and then getting

701
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 2: going anywhere and listening to me again. Sounds like a lot.

702
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: Even I don't want to do that. But this is

703
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: from April, who will be hopefully on the podcast next

704
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: week at for a little cameo to say, Hi, we

705
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: have decided to get the kids bunk beds.

706
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 3: Congratulations.

707
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 2: That's a huge milestone in any family, any relationship.

708
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 3: Really is driving this?

709
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: You me gone me because I'm sick of okay, so

710
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: I'll just paint your picture really quick. Their bedroom two beds,

711
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: like a prison cell, let's be honest, but much nicer.

712
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: A pon would be happy to be in there. But

713
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: there's no room for anything else. Yeah, So that means

714
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 2: where are their toys and their belongings? Yes, in a

715
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 2: living space, for God's sake, and it's already a unit,

716
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 2: you know.

717
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: So I'm just sick of all the toys everywhere, which

718
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: there's no point packing them up all the time because

719
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 1: they just get them back out again.

720
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 2: And I don't mind if their room's going to be

721
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: dirty and then packed up at the end of the day. Fine,

722
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: but it's hard to do that in the living space

723
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 2: when I keep kicking them and shit. So my question is, Matt,

724
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: can I.

725
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 3: Just say before you answer, ask the question, I think

726
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 3: bunk beds, you're going to look at the room configuration.

727
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 3: Like town planning, you have standalone houses, a free standing house.

728
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 3: But then when the population gets too full, you've got

729
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: to go up. You've got you've got to go. You can't,

730
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 3: You've got to there's a space left.

731
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 2: You're making a lot of very good points.

732
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 3: You've got to get high rises. So you're at the

733
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 3: point right now where you're going to skip the duplexus.

734
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 3: You're going to go straight to the apartments.

735
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to. I want to build up.

736
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the Gold Coast essentially.

737
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: If anything, I would like to build them up and

738
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 1: out of my house.

739
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 2: But they're only children, Matt, and we can't do that yet.

740
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: So we have decided that we want to do that.

741
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 2: It's not one hundred percent. So the question comes from

742
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 2: April because she likes to overthink.

743
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: What does she what's where's ther mind? Going.

744
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 2: She wanted to ask you because you have bunks for

745
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 2: your girls and something were we were actually our trial period.

746
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 2: We decided to do this months ago. But we're going

747
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: to see if there was any injuries.

748
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 3: Wait, if Matt and Laura lose a child. Yes, Look,

749
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 3: we are a bunk family, very proud of it. Have

750
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 3: been a bunk family for two years now.

751
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of a bunk I would get a

752
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 2: bunk bed in the master.

753
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 3: Of I I grew up in a bunk household. So

754
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 3: we're a generational bunk family.

755
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 2: Well said.

756
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 3: My mother was also part of a bunk family.

757
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 2: I thought she came from the Hammock family.

758
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 3: She it was a hammock initially then transitioned to a

759
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 3: bunk So we go bunks way back and I can't

760
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 3: imagine life any other way. We have not touchwood. There's

761
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: a lot of touching on wood today. We've not had

762
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 3: any issues, I don't think. But we've got a great

763
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:00,839
Speaker 3: little barrier like Marley's up top just goes up top.

764
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 3: It's just a given.

765
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: That is a given. Yeah, and Maje's a bit upset

766
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: about that now. I mean it's which I'll update.

767
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 3: You know, you're talking about prison cells. The stronger prisoner

768
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 3: goes up top?

769
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 2: Is that right?

770
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,760
Speaker 3: The bitch goes downstairs? No offense to Mason? No, sorry,

771
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 3: well said, but Laura? Can I just say Laura was

772
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: also a bunk family and she broke a leg.

773
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 2: It is a true love story when two bunk family

774
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 2: come together. What's the evolution of the bunk? Do you

775
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 2: think are we going to Are we gonna go downward?

776
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: Are gonna go like ba, We're a basement family.

777
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 3: Anyone out there who's in a triple bunk? Yeah?

778
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: Remember the caravan cabins had three bunks.

779
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 3: If anyone lives leather mattress, was that about, send us

780
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 3: a photo and like, I want to hear from.

781
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 2: More bunks the better. Yeah, so okay, can't pro Actually?

782
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 3: Can I just see you're more pro? Can I just

783
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 3: my sister has the bunk, the double downstairs, the single

784
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 3: up top?

785
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

786
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: That's that's a nice one.

787
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: Then who gets the Then it's like that, who gets

788
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 2: the double? Then?

789
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 3: So then then then you transition to the eldest gets

790
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 3: the double to' there's a hierarchy here, which do you know?

791
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 2: What I would really like is a double double? But

792
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 2: that's for for us, So the sex on the bottom,

793
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: sleep on the top.

794
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 3: I'm yet to see a double double.

795
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 2: No, you've got a picture of a double. If you

796
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 2: have a double double in your house, I fucking want

797
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 2: to see it.

798
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 3: What's better a double double or a triple? Or a

799
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 3: three stack?

800
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: A three or a four sack?

801
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous?

802
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 2: What about a built in one?

803
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:38,720
Speaker 3: Sorry?

804
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 2: You build your house around it?

805
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 3: Were getting sorry?

806
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's go back to the question question again.

807
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: If you didn't stop, Uh God, Elvis, we did just

808
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 1: say there's only gonna be like a couple of minutes

809
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 1: these questions, but we're.

810
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 2: Turning into like a six minute question. Pros and gods?

811
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 3: Pro small room after this? No game changer, game changer

812
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 3: just the amount of space, Like once I installed the

813
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 3: bunk beds, it was like, holy, it was just unreal.

814
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 2: Step brothers were onto something like that interactivity that's unbelievable.

815
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 3: Like it's phenomenal.

816
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: The only con I'm seeing that if potentially a child

817
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: was to fall off the top one.

818
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 3: And that leads me to my next point. Okay, Laura

819
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 3: was about four or five and she was put on

820
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: the top bunk or I think she was in a room.

821
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 3: Her sister had the top bunk, and a sister dared

822
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 3: her to jump off. I could be making this.

823
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 2: This is like an Olympic gymnast.

824
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 3: Something happened. Whether or not it was Laura or the sister,

825
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 3: that's for another time. But Laura snapped her FEMA. That's

826
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 3: a big I don't want to freak out, April, but

827
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 3: there's cut that right out. There's photos of Laura being

828
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 3: carried around by her grandpa and she's got the cast

829
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 3: from from toes all the way up like four leg,

830
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 3: full leg.

831
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 2: That is brutal. Yeah, but they did jump.

832
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 3: They jumped.

833
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: It wasn't There will be a very stern word before

834
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,959
Speaker 2: anyone touches the bunk.

835
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: You go to lay down the rules.

836
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 2: You jump off this bed, you're out.

837
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 3: You're out of here.

838
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 2: I'm jumping off straight away.

839
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

840
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: Look, I think we're I think we're I think you

841
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: sold it to us.

842
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 2: Actually one question on the back of this. You have

843
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: something on the floor in your kid's room a rug,

844
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 2: but that's different. It's quite spongy.

845
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 3: What's the deal that it's just a long head rug?

846
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 2: Am I thinking you had something else on there before?

847
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 2: We did have like a was it like a play mat.

848
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,919
Speaker 2: We had were quite thick though.

849
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: We went the rug and then the phone mat on

850
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 3: top of the double mat, the.

851
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 2: Double mat, and you've got.

852
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 3: But it was like, you know, I was like hit

853
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 3: the ceiling. It was just too much, too much rug,

854
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 3: too much high, too much. Matt's be.

855
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: Okay, good I'll pass that on. But she'll probably because.

856
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 3: What you got because we had we had carpet rug, Matt, Jesus,

857
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 3: it was like.

858
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 2: A and when you stood on a carpet rug, Matt, Matt.

859
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 3: What are those cakes called?

860
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 2: It's a trifle, trifle. You had a trifle of, Matt. Actually,

861
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 2: Laura had a trifle of matts if you were standing

862
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 2: on it.

863
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,759
Speaker 1: Anyway, I will pass this on. We have timberfloor ing,

864
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: so that's going to be really nice.

865
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: When oscar falls on that. We'll hear it. At least yours.

866
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: You wouldn't hear.

867
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: It'd be like, dude, you'd sink into the triple Matt.

868
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 3: Good luck with that, Thank you, good luck. Next question,

869
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 3: I have a quick question. Yes, I cannot wait to

870
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,760
Speaker 3: figure out what configuration you're going to have for the bunks,

871
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: because you can sometimes go like the tea.

872
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 2: Bunk you're going to come over next week to recording

873
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 2: and to find out.

874
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 3: I can't wait question for you and for all the

875
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 3: listeners as well.

876
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: Let's just preface this by saying we will not go

877
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 1: on a tangent with this question.

878
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 3: This is your and sharp. When you have a baby

879
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 3: and when you're in the hospital, you get given a blanket.

880
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: The stripe blanket.

881
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 3: One thing I really want to know Ash.

882
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: This is which and we're talking about the multi colored

883
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 2: standard blanket that says you've had a kid. That's the birthtificate.

884
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 3: This maybe a controversial take, got it? But are you

885
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 3: allowed to take that blanket from the hospital?

886
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 2: Yes?

887
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I see you've got it. So those wondering you

888
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Speaker 1: also agree with me that easy you're.

889
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Speaker 3: Gonna be put in jail first.

890
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: No, that I'm a strong believer that that's a birth certificate.

891
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 3: You're allowed these right.

892
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: Yes.

893
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Speaker 3: Someone once told me that they had the midwife like

894
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: a midwif free program and they come to your house

895
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 3: at like the four week mark or something, and they

896
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Speaker 3: forgot about the blanket and their midwife was like, oh,

897
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 3: where's the little baby? Saw the baby had this wrap

898
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 3: around it, and she was like yanked it off. The

899
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 3: baby and he was like, I.

900
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Speaker 2: Just pictured the baby spitting in the air. Like it's

901
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: not like one of those magic treths you whip off

902
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 2: on the country stays.

903
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 3: It just goes put in her bag. And she was like,

904
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Speaker 3: I'll be taking that, thank you very much.

905
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure New South Wales Health are gonna leaders.

906
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 3: And now like, oh, I'm so sorry. She was like,

907
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 3: huh the nerve. She was so offended.

908
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: You're on the list, am I people you've been blacklisted.

909
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,359
Speaker 3: Don't come for me, please, No, I think it's funny.

910
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 3: Don't out a lot of money to the hospital.

911
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 2: That's just paying the fees. I say this, yes, and it's.

912
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Speaker 1: Good when you have a pet at home and it's

913
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Speaker 1: your first child, and you can take the blanket home

914
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: before the child gets home to let the pet pet

915
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: sniffet and the climatas to the incoming child.

916
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,399
Speaker 2: So I think fine.

917
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 3: And I'm not here to condone behavior of taking items

918
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Speaker 3: from hospitals.

919
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 2: Is it a private hospital?

920
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 3: But I did take a couple of computers. You know,

921
00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 3: the machines are go clear, I got in trouble.

922
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 2: No, not by me.

923
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 3: Not great.

924
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Speaker 2: We'll let the listeners, all the nurses out there. God,

925
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Speaker 2: you get rural nurses. Matthew Christmas fowls. We love them.

926
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Speaker 3: And sadly, this is the last time we're doing this segment.

927
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Speaker 3: And we've enjoyed it, we've loved it. It's been a pleasure,

928
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 3: but sadly, all good things have to come to an end.

929
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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going to kick this off if you don't mind.

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00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: I thought you'd never ask from someone named Anna, and

931
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: Anna writes, this is mum's story.

932
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Speaker 2: For when she was a kid.

933
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Speaker 1: Just for some context, So her mum, which is her grandmother,

934
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Speaker 1: wanted to decorate the tree with real candles.

935
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 2: That's got disaster written all over it, doesn't it.

936
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 3: That's how houses used to burn down.

937
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 2: It's like that's how bushfire starts.

938
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 3: Man, we're not living in the eighteen hundreds.

939
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: That's something like Oscar. Really, there's light of real candles anyway.

940
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 3: Literally, can I just say those trees are flammable, whether

941
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: they're real or plastic, just all flammab that will go

942
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 3: up in a heartpit.

943
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Speaker 2: You continue, simple, tree is flammable.

944
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 3: The tree caught a light.

945
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:10,799
Speaker 2: Shocker and a twist that no one's coming. Yeah, this

946
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 2: could be a briller. So my grandpa grabbed it, took

947
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 2: it outside and smashed it to the ground to extinguish

948
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 2: the fire. He also smashed all Grandma's vintage glass ornerments.

949
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 2: No shits, that's what you get for getting a real can.

950
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 3: No one. She was stepped in and stopped.

951
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: Grandma does Grandma no basic fire safety.

952
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 3: Have you seen the footage of those Christmas trees going up? Mate?

953
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 2: Does the plastic ones?

954
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 3: It was a real one. It was like disposing of

955
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 3: the Christmas tree after Christmas and someone lights it like

956
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 3: it it is. It's like a blow torch.

957
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: This is what I'm gathering from Christmas as I get older.

958
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: We're promoting a break and enters with Santa firstly, and

959
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 1: now we're bringing a highly flammable tree inside the house.

960
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 3: Like, what do you think is going to happen?

961
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 2: I think, personally, Christmas should be an outside activity.

962
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 3: I hate to attack Grunny for this, but you had

963
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 3: it coming. Absolutely this is your fault.

964
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to start a petition Christmas is an outside

965
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: activity moving forward.

966
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: Okay, this one is from It was from mel Me,

967
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 3: she writes at the annual Christmas water fight with the cousins.

968
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that.

969
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 3: We went real quick we all have traditions. The annual

970
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 3: Christmas water fight. I was on the balcony launching water

971
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 3: bombs like I'm trying to baptize the entire neighborhood. A

972
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 3: solid right arm hook over the balcony, and my shoulder

973
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 3: pops out and it's dangling there like a cheap pinata.

974
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 3: Dad comes to the rescue and pops my shoulder back

975
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 3: in with the confidence of someone who's watched half a

976
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 3: YouTube to tory a lot. It love that. Oh my god, Dad.

977
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 3: I ended up in the ed the next morning, followed

978
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 3: by a road trip to Byron in a sling for

979
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 3: New Years. My shoulder has never been the same since

980
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 3: that Christmas.

981
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 2: The vision of it dangling like a pinata. Oh have

982
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: you ever dislicated anything again?

983
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,760
Speaker 3: Touch wood? The touching of the wood continues yet too Goodness.

984
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: Actually used to have a friend who would always dessicated

985
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 3: his shoulder. It would like come in and out.

986
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: Well, everyone has that friend.

987
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd like fall to the ground and be like

988
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: it's out, and then he'd be like he goes, oh,

989
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 3: it's back in.

990
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 2: That'd be like walking along like, oh not, Matt.

991
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: I have a final one for this segment and the

992
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: final segment of said segment, thank you.

993
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 2: This one's actually from your wife. Oh, so it's said

994
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 2: voice recording. So I've listened to it, so we'll just

995
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: see what she has. But it's very good.

996
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 5: So I have a little Christmas fail of my own

997
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 5: many moons ago, when I lived with an ex boyfriend.

998
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: We decided to delete it. We decided we're here it.

999
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 5: Only Christmas, and have all our friends over because we're

1000
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 5: in our twenties and we were cool, and we were

1001
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 5: going to do our own little Christmas thing. And I'd

1002
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 5: never really cooked before, but I was really really hell

1003
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 5: bent on doing a pork roast. So I bought this

1004
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 5: massive pork and I cooked it and it was look

1005
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 5: at the pork was great, but I hadn't nailed the crackling.

1006
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,439
Speaker 5: So I called my mom and I was like, Mom,

1007
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 5: I've got all these people over and I needed the

1008
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 5: crackling to be perfect.

1009
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 3: What do I do?

1010
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, just chuck it under the grill.

1011
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 5: And so I didn't realize just how quickly pork crackling

1012
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 5: cooks under the grill. And so I put it under there,

1013
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 5: and I thought, I'll give it fifteen minutes and I

1014
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 5: came back and.

1015
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 2: My kitchen was on fire.

1016
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 5: So that really put down there on Christmas Day because

1017
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 5: well we ate on the balcony. But apart from that, yeah,

1018
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 5: the landlord was not too happy about having to replace

1019
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 5: the oven and also the splash back of the entire kitchen,

1020
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 5: so that was fun for me.

1021
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 2: I don't think any landlord's going to light their kitchen.

1022
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 3: Go out like hide the ovens broken, you please get

1023
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 3: it fixed.

1024
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: I come over to inspect it and like, this is

1025
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,439
Speaker 1: not broken, it's burnt down.

1026
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 3: I do like a Christmas fire. I'm all for it.

1027
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,279
Speaker 3: As long as no one gets hurt.

1028
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 2: Absolutely sorry.

1029
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 3: Let me just put that out there, as long as

1030
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 3: there's no injuries. More for as long as no vintage

1031
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 3: glass ornaments are broken.

1032
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 2: Sorry Nan, Sorry Nan, Well they shared that coming. That's

1033
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: our own faults.

1034
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1035
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 2: Now, if you don't want any Christmas fails, what do

1036
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 2: you do?

1037
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 3: Man? You go to Aldi?

1038
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 2: Of course, go on, it's Christmas.

1039
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 3: Just indulge yourself. You deserve. It's been a tough year.

1040
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 2: And we want to thank Audi for this segment.

1041
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 3: Aldi good different ash. Yes, I think that is this

1042
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 3: episode wrapped up in a nice, neat little package.

1043
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Speaker 1: If you like this episode, please leave us a review.

1044
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 2: Do not dop us in for the blanket.

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00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 3: Absolutely not five stars. A few comments, whether it be

1046
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Speaker 3: on Spotify or Apple, and you can of course find

1047
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 3: us if you miss us. You like Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

1048
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 3: Sunday and I think Ash just want some Mattie Jane.

1049
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Speaker 2: Ash's good news. You can jump on social media, keeps Stagram.

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Speaker 3: Everywhere pretty much. Two Doting Dads in the Facebook group.

1051
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Speaker 3: It's great.

1052
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Speaker 1: It's going on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube and then we'll see.

1053
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Speaker 3: You guys, but I don't know, maybe next week. Two

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Speaker 3: Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

1055
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 3: Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Island,

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Speaker 2: the people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land