1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: You're listening to Will and. 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 2: Woody after trying to run across the Atlantic Ocean in 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 2: a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel. Now we're not 4 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 2: playing a game of real or fake headline, that's legit. 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 3: Did he have the hamsters have that little drink bottle 6 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,680 Speaker 3: like stuck on the straw? Did you have one of 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 3: them installed? 8 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 2: This thing looks decked out. I mean, we've had everything 9 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 2: in there. We're trying to run across the Atlantic. I'm 10 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 2: not sure how long that'll take you, but I imagine 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 2: you'd be in there with your. 12 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 3: Sorry he's trying to run from Florida to London. 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, so he said he was going to go for 14 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 4: a run to London. 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 3: That's awesome. 16 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 2: It's great anyway, which these is a forty four year 17 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: old dude. But we are talking about running away from 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 2: home when you're a kid, and really just because for me, 19 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 2: it's it's just eyes bigger than your stomach. That's what 20 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 2: running away from home is. You don't understand me, The 21 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 2: world doesn't understand me. I'm running away. It's as effective 22 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 2: guys to just, you know, go to a friend's house 23 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 2: or something, but. 24 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 4: You're running away. 25 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,399 Speaker 2: I always had images of myself like hiking across you know, 26 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 2: remote mountain peaks. 27 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 4: Yes, with my backpack on. It's like in that movie Wild, Yes, 28 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 4: you know, into the wild. 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:12,479 Speaker 3: That's the one. 30 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, that's exactly what you're thinking. I'm just going 31 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 2: to live in the wilderness, you know, off the land. 32 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 3: I'll catch salmon with my bare hand. 33 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're coming to the beers will raise me like, 34 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:21,839 Speaker 4: who knows? 35 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:23,320 Speaker 5: Do you go far? 36 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 2: Maybe Adam has called on thirty one or six, Adam, Adam, 37 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:28,399 Speaker 2: how are we? 38 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 6: How are you going? Good? 39 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 2: Mate? 40 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 4: Very well? 41 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 6: So I was probably five or six, maybe eight, long 42 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 6: time ago. I cracked it because Dad wouldn't kick the 43 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,120 Speaker 6: footy with me. Oh off, I went, that's it. I'm leaving. 44 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 6: Never want to be here again. Yeah, but I probably 45 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 6: only made it maybe a kilometer. I wasn't allowed to 46 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 6: cross the road, so it was just a series of 47 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 6: left hand turns. So finally Dad went, ooh, I don't 48 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 6: think he's coming back. And that was the last thing 49 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 6: he yelled at me, don't cross the road, and then 50 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 6: we finally bolted. He bolted up the road around the 51 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 6: corner and pulled up next to me, and then somebody 52 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 6: else pulled up behind and went, it's a really weird 53 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 6: that some old bloke's getting in a young kid to getting. 54 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, he whizz. 55 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 6: Had to explain it with his own son. 56 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 4: Right, hell, wow, who's run away from home? I mean 57 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 4: still cause for concern if you ask. 58 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 3: Me what a sticky situation? My goodness, that's hilarious that 59 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 3: you wouldn't cross the road. 60 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,239 Speaker 4: That is so funny. 61 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 3: So he's just doing blocks, just dripping blocks as all 62 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 3: he could do. Let's go to Hilda here on thirday. 63 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 4: Hey, Hilda, how are you doing? Good mate? We're talking 64 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 4: how you doing? 65 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 2: We're talking about we're talking about running away from home. 66 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 4: Let's let's start off with what made you run away? 67 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 6: Right? 68 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 5: It was Easterday and I wasn't allowed to eat Easter 69 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 5: eggs in the morning, and I just would not have it. 70 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 5: So I picked up my east eggs and went out 71 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 5: the front door, and I thought, I'll go to my 72 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,959 Speaker 5: aunt live not far from there. 73 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,400 Speaker 3: Yeap, smart, yeah, yep. 74 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 5: Mys caught up with me because obviously my aunties contacted 75 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 5: my parents by phone. They came and my dad smashed 76 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 5: every single egg that I had in my hand. 77 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 4: Let me. 78 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 3: Turncoat. 79 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 6: Your auntie is. 80 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 3: Ever trusted your auntie again, she read you out, not 81 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 3: to this day. 82 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 5: I'm telling you now, and I was traumatized her to 83 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 5: this day. 84 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 2: Did you call her and tell you you obviously had to, 85 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: you know, put the smoke signal out that you were 86 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 2: heading over their hill? Does so you told her beforehand 87 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,520 Speaker 2: that you were like, well. 88 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, because I was only about seven 89 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:52,000 Speaker 5: at the time. So I made my way there because 90 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 5: it wasn't far. It was like the guy said earlier. 91 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 4: It was just on the same straight path. 92 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,000 Speaker 5: So it took me about maybe twenty minutes to walk 93 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 5: and but they assumed that i'd gone there, so yeah, right, 94 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,360 Speaker 5: so they just knew. 95 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 4: Okay, so this is a tenure over. 96 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm that auntie for me. That done 97 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 3: relationship over. Let's go to Jody here. 98 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry black and white with you that Jody's 99 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 4: call th I six five. 100 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,280 Speaker 1: Jody, Hey, guys, how are you going? 101 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 4: Jody? 102 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 2: Let's start with like, first of all, how old were 103 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 2: you and what was the thing that made you run away? 104 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: I think I was about six or seven and I 105 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 1: had enough of my big brother and you know, in 106 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 1: getting what he wants so I thought, that's it, I'm 107 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah, so I packed my bag with 108 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: a pack it of six poppers and about eight pairs 109 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: of andy. 110 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, left the house. 111 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: I was prepared. Left the house and went down to 112 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: the hay shed at the back of the property and 113 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: stayed there till it started to get dark, and then 114 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: I started to worry they might be snakes and stuff, 115 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: so I went home. What did you do with this? 116 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 4: What did you did you? 117 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: Like? 118 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 4: Okay, so a couple of things. Jody. First of all, 119 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 4: did they know you were gone? Because what do you know? 120 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 4: We're talking about this before. That's why you do it, right, 121 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 4: It's for attention. 122 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I don't think so. I think they probably 123 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,919 Speaker 1: would just you know, didn't really care. They were just 124 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 1: busy doing their own stuff and they were used to 125 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: be going out for walks and stuff anyway, so they 126 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: were like. 127 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 4: I'm sorry. 128 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 3: I'm sure at one point your mum was like, where 129 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 3: all of Jody's jocks? 130 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 4: If you took a bit, that's the moment you figured 131 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 4: it out. What did you do anything? Did you do 132 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 4: anything with the jocks? Jones? 133 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: No, I didn't, but they still pick on me to 134 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: this day that you know when I'm going, inwhere, and 135 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: make sure I've got enough. 136 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:31,559 Speaker 6: Andy. 137 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 5: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast, 138 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,160 Speaker 5: all on the iHeartRadio app. Oh worri me get your podcast.