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Speaker 1: I'm not going to spoil. To use an expression you

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Speaker 2: saying that, Gee, we had a good show. Jack Vision

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll drink the broth. I actually wasn't aware

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Speaker 2: Lovely guy, really, really nice guy, really nice guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and did put together a great quiz as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, celebs are playing the quiz all week. So if

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Speaker 1: You just like one of them, you know, you don't.

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Speaker 1: You don't need both of them to be a fan. True,

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Speaker 1: you might just like celebs. Yeah, you might just like quizzes.

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Speaker 1: They're not mutually exclusive guys.

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Speaker 2: Good point. But if you love both of them, geez.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: We also talk about what it means to actually be

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Speaker 2: happily married. We really get in. Yeah, we dissect that

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Speaker 2: That went? Well, don't you think, Joel. I'm struggling to

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Speaker 2: remember what callers we got there. That's a bad sign.

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Speaker 2: That's a sign sign. But okay, i'll tell you what

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Speaker 2: Pooh head.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna hate that broth right back up. Because

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Speaker 2: we finished the game with an epic liamb Nisan game.

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Speaker 2: Of all the games that are based around Liam, this

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Speaker 1: One woman called Karen, who was just too slow, who

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Speaker 2: we're going to give you an answer to the quiz tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: So we're still doing that. We're still doing We're not doing.

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Speaker 2: That because it's celebrity week, as I said earlier, So

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Speaker 1: All this week on Will and Woody celeb plays Australia's

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Speaker 1: Easy At quiz for one of you guys to win

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Speaker 1: a thousand bucks And what Dan Andrews and Gladys Berea

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Speaker 1: Jiclian have to do with your life in the bedroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: can't get that image out of your head? Can you

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon wards, Good afternoon all. I was good. I

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Speaker 2: couldn't help but notice in your little intro thing that

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Speaker 6: That's why I don't do it. Small Talk Again is

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Speaker 10: Look, I listened to you guys for a long time.

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Speaker 3: Exactly right next to the tyranney was that I wasn't

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Speaker 1: Anyway hard to navigate and changing your behavior. I mean, God,

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Speaker 1: You will not.

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Speaker 11: So I threw them outside and I smashed their way

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Speaker 2: Holy, so aggressive.

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Speaker 2: But well, let's talk about the Australian Open, because my lord,

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Speaker 2: I'd say it's fiery. I'd say it's fiery, spicy, fiery, turbulent.

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Speaker 12: In all seventy two players are now in hard lockdown.

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Speaker 12: If some say that the rules have changed overnight, they

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Speaker 2: All of them hard lockdown.

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Speaker 1: So the reason this is fiery and spicy, etcetera, just

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Speaker 1: But now we've got people who are arriving with Corona

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Speaker 2: That is one hundred percent correct. Yeah right, and you

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Speaker 2: They said that previously. Now there's five positive cases. Everyone's

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Speaker 1: Money does funny things to people, and policy for that matter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well said does remind me though, this whole this

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Speaker 1: Do I call they are they going to do it?

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Speaker 2: Or do I stop making the noise? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But you know, the interesting part is when it when

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Speaker 2: Five times you thought it was a bluff.

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Speaker 1: You thought it there's a moment where they were just like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, No, actually get out and walk.

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Speaker 2: Now, my parents are soft. My dad famously account I

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Speaker 2: never had a follow No, I was all over him.

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Speaker 1: I was. Actually I actually went for a walk one day. Really,

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Speaker 1: you kicked out. I actually got to kick out of

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Speaker 1: It was only the worst twenty meters of my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I imagine that twenty meters. I'm going to join a circus.

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Speaker 2: That's how I'm going to make my cash. I'm gonna survive.

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Speaker 1: I was left out in the streets.

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Speaker 1: Ten years old. He walked along the highway.

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Speaker 2: You could have been the panthers, just highway flowers. That

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Speaker 1: on thirteen and one oh six ' five and just

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Speaker 1: give us your best small talk.

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Speaker 2: Yes, pace is the key that gets straight to something

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Speaker 10: Hey, guys, pull it out of here or put down

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Speaker 8: The near tone is do you guys still name your

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Speaker 3: So when you're cleaning your bacuum queen, you yourself become

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Speaker 15: I once got a tennis ball stuck in my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Oh are you going to win full talk for avoiding

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Speaker 1: Now you're probably thinking yourself, geez, boys, why would I

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Speaker 1: Every Monday, what we do is we don't get any

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Speaker 1: prizing here. We haven't got any cash here apart from

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Speaker 2: Used to steal from Beck Judd famously for three years.

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Speaker 2: She's no longer here.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you want something fresh out of Kate

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Speaker 1: In the monologue is wild today we're playing We're playing

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Speaker 1: a small talk.

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Speaker 2: Small talker and that was an example of bad small

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Speaker 1: Thanks. I needed the buzzer there needed.

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Speaker 2: The you've got to try and excite as dazzle us

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Speaker 2: If your small talk is good, you go home with

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Speaker 2: go to Hassan here, Hassan, crack into your small talk.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, why didn't the Shelton go to the dance party?

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Speaker 3: Not sure because you have nobody to go with.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind that. I don't mind who so soft.

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Speaker 2: I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh. It's a bad joke.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was cleaning joke.

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Speaker 1: Where you go, not bad, He's a bad joke. Like not,

443
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Speaker 1: they don't they like her laugh.

444
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jackson here, Jackson, crack into your small talk.

445
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Speaker 3: If your car is too far to hold, like, if

446
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Speaker 3: your car is too far Jackson?

447
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Speaker 1: Sorry, jack the bit is it just earns you the

448
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 1: buzzer trying to buzz you faster? There man, he checked, Yeah,

449
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Speaker 1: that's it. You don't have another crack Jackson? You have Jackson, Jackson,

450
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Speaker 1: do you have another cracked? Their big fellow?

451
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Speaker 3: If your car is too far, I've heard a.

452
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Speaker 1: Third time of boy.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Carol, Carol, crack into your small talk.

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Speaker 16: Hi.

455
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Speaker 3: I just want to say my girlfriend we will have

456
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Speaker 3: a girl's night out.

457
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Speaker 7: And she was laughing so hard, so she's dislocated for.

458
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Speaker 1: Draw what.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Carol?

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Speaker 1: She what? She was laughing so hard that she dislocated

461
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Speaker 1: her jaw. You should have just said, yes, you want

462
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Speaker 1: to one's a great story. Be a good story sometimes.

463
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Speaker 1: I when you give these people these things, would try

464
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Speaker 1: you do all you can.

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Speaker 2: We'll go to Carly and at this point, will you're

466
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Speaker 2: winning small talk explaining how to put the number of

467
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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh sixty five into your phone. Let's go

468
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Speaker 2: to Carlie. Carly ge whiz please beat will crack into

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Speaker 2: your small talk.

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Speaker 11: I can fit the end of a lighter up my nose.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, someone else there? And do you you had me

472
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Speaker 1: sweating on the producers.

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Speaker 2: Carlie, you've got me if you've got some sort of

474
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Speaker 2: trick where you light it or something. No, No, it's

475
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Speaker 2: pretty good. You know what.

476
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Speaker 1: I think. What we're gonna have to do here, I

477
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Speaker 1: hate to do this, but we're gonna have to go

478
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Speaker 1: back to Jackson for a third time. Yes, Jackson, Jackson,

479
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Speaker 1: you get a third shot at the title. Here man,

480
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Speaker 1: I promise I'm not going to buzz you out. You

481
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Speaker 1: said something about a car three twice, now, no three times,

482
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Speaker 1: I weet started the first time. Here we go.

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Speaker 8: If your car is too far to unlock, hold your

484
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Speaker 8: keys to your head.

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Speaker 1: I've heard that, and I don't think it's true. But

486
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Speaker 1: it's all we've got.

487
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Speaker 2: So you want I don't get it. I don't get it.

488
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Speaker 2: Does that actually work? I don't think so it does.

489
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Speaker 1: And I think I don't think it does. The planet

490
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Speaker 1: very cool, Explain it?

491
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Speaker 8: Explain it so the spinal fluid in your head the

492
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Speaker 8: radio signals.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I mean you nearly had to take it off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've nearly had to taken off. We've got a

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Speaker 1: very special guest with us.

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Speaker 12: Our next guest was the star of one of the

497
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Speaker 12: best things I've ever seen on.

498
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Speaker 2: TV twenty twenty one's I'm a Celebrity Eviction.

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Speaker 1: Three blogs sat on.

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Speaker 2: Chairs and with just a pushing the button, the.

501
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Speaker 1: Evicty gets a baulting backwards into a giant putrid swamp.

502
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Speaker 1: Apparently you said this before he sat down.

503
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Speaker 2: Ah, how wrong he was?

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Speaker 16: Is that?

505
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Speaker 12: A busy couple of days in Bonnai this weekend, celebrating

506
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Speaker 12: his twenty.

507
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Speaker 10: Fourth birthday, he needs a chance to the boys and

508
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Speaker 10: compete in.

509
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Speaker 16: Australia's Easiest quiz All Star week.

510
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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show, Thanks Jack Vigeon.

511
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Speaker 1: Welcome Joe, Thank you. Oh my god, I love that intro.

512
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's all about you. It's all about you,

513
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 2: So what's not to love Jack? I let's stalk about

514
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Speaker 2: your time in the Jungleman.

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Speaker 1: You went to a duet with another singing show Victor

516
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Speaker 1: in Paulinie, which went viral. Sly wow, wait tied staff,

517
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Speaker 1: did you guys queue that up before you went in,

518
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Speaker 1: like let's let's get viral when we get in there.

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Speaker 16: Or was that an impromptu It was pre impromptu. I

520
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 16: mean it just so happens it was the only song

521
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Speaker 16: cleared for copyright. But but no, it was very impromptu.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Jack, Can you run me through that cause I

523
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Speaker 2: was just flicking through a news article about you talking

524
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Speaker 2: about the fact that you get stopped from singing any

525
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Speaker 2: song that's known in the jungle because of copyright issues.

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Speaker 16: Well, I mean going in there, Yeah, you're kind of

527
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,640
Speaker 16: briefed and basically, if you're singing a song, any any song,

528
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Speaker 16: basically that's that's not I think. I don't even think

529
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Speaker 16: you can sing originals. Maybe you can, but yeah, because

530
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Speaker 16: of copyright, so like it won't be aired. And then

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Speaker 16: there's like these overhead speakers in the jungle and they'd

532
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Speaker 16: say celebrities stop singing commercial music, which is basically every

533
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Speaker 16: like twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it was. It was a pretty amazing moment,

535
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Speaker 1: and I was wonderful watching it in the jungle. You've

536
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Speaker 1: gotta be glad to be out though.

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Speaker 16: Oh shit, Yeah, I had their most incredible Like, don't

538
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Speaker 16: get me wrong, it was the It was one of

539
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Speaker 16: the best experiences of my life. And like, just it's

540
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Speaker 16: crazy the things you get out of it that you

541
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Speaker 16: don't think you're going to get out of it. I

542
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Speaker 16: just thought i'd be scared of everything, but I mean

543
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Speaker 16: I went into it wanting to give everything a crack,

544
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Speaker 16: and I'm really proud of my time in there, but

545
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Speaker 16: like I was not mad to go home first.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what of you? I'm interested by that. Jack, you

547
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Speaker 2: said you've learned a lot through the process. What have

548
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Speaker 2: you taken into the real world now from your experience

549
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Speaker 2: in the jungle?

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Speaker 16: I think I'm just watching it back more than anything.

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Speaker 16: I'm just really really happy with how it played out

552
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Speaker 16: and really proud of myself because I feel like I've

553
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Speaker 16: said this a few times, but like I've because I've

554
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Speaker 16: done a few reality shows in the past, and they've

555
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Speaker 16: been singing shows that you only get to know a

556
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Speaker 16: small snippet of who you are, and I think people

557
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Speaker 16: have known my voice and my face basically that's kind

558
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Speaker 16: of been the two topics, and I think it's really

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Speaker 16: it's really nice that people have gotten to know me

560
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Speaker 16: for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. And you say that people know the voice,

562
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Speaker 2: they know the face, It's time to get the body

563
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Speaker 2: out there. What do you think? Shoot, let's do this done?

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Speaker 1: I that was a weird comment, super weird. Yeah s,

565
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Speaker 1: who was gone? And where is fun?

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Speaker 14: Nobody does care?

567
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Speaker 13: What else.

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Speaker 2: Would what?

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Speaker 1: I can listen listen litten, Thanks Mother Moody.

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Speaker 2: It is a Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Austray is Easy as Quiz back in twenty twenty one wounds.

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Speaker 1: This week we've got a celebrity edition of the quiz.

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Speaker 1: It's worth one thousand dollars if you can get the

574
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Speaker 1: celeb to win one thousand bucks for you and answer

575
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Speaker 1: ten questions in thirty seconds. Today we have Jack Vigeon's

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Speaker 1: rash out of the Jungle and I'm a celeb. Get

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Speaker 1: me out of here, Jackie, ready to go.

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Speaker 16: I'm nervous, should be whatever responsible for someone not winning money?

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Speaker 2: Well, you are all right, okayriliusus all right Jack. The

580
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Speaker 2: rules are simple, mate. There are thirty seconds on the clock.

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Speaker 2: You've got to get ten questions right. Okay, Look, you

582
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Speaker 2: can pass on questions, but you're gonna have to go

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Speaker 2: back to those questions. So I always say, don't bother

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Speaker 2: with the pass. And today, mate, you are playing for Linda.

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Speaker 2: Hello Linda, Hi, Linda, are any words of advice for Jack?

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Speaker 2: Will be playing for you today.

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Speaker 9: I'm just wishing him the best of luck.

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Speaker 11: I've really enjoyed watching him in the jungle.

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Speaker 2: Thank you darling.

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Speaker 1: Hi Linda, Hi, it's cute now, but I gotta feeling

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Speaker 1: it's going to be awful. Shortly a thousand dollars on

592
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Speaker 1: the line, thirty seconds, ten questions. That's how you win

593
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Speaker 1: Linda a thousand bucks or she mutes your Instagram feed

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Speaker 1: for life.

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Speaker 14: Jack, come my god, here we go, Here we go back.

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00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 13: I am all right.

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00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 1: Let's let's do this.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh good luck.

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Speaker 1: Me shut up, Linda, he's got to play. Here we go, Jack,

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Speaker 1: What color is your hair when it's not dyed blonde?

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00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: What does the chill in Netflix and Chill actually mean?

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00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 1: Who's the current Prime Minister of Australia. I'll make a

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Speaker 1: noise like a hippo. What animal do buffalo wings come from?

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Speaker 5: No?

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00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: Chicken?

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Speaker 1: What show is better? I'm a celebrity? Or Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody I'm a celebrity.

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00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: Give me a word that rhymes with stick dick?

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Speaker 1: What word did I ask you to remember? Did I

612
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: ask you to remember a word? Who is Beyonce married.

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00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: To Jay Yea?

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Speaker 1: She is?

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00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna give you the correct response to what

616
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 2: word did I ask you to remember? Because we forgot

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Speaker 2: to do that.

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Speaker 1: Will didn't ask you to remember anything. That's a gimme,

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Speaker 1: so we'll.

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Speaker 2: Give you that. Sorry about that, mate, And that gave

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Speaker 2: you eight out of ten, so you have.

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Speaker 1: I think we knew that though, because the Prime Minister

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Speaker 1: of Australia.

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Speaker 5: Is not.

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00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: Let's just not let's talk Jack, current Prime Minister of Australia.

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Speaker 16: I'm googling it right now.

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Speaker 2: Scott Marsel, what happened.

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Speaker 16: You don't because it freaking changes all the time. I

629
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Speaker 16: was about to say stomo, and then.

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Speaker 2: She just didn't come out.

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Speaker 1: Stop it.

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00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 2: No, it's getting the current.

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Speaker 16: Changes.

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Speaker 1: It's like play a game of singing.

635
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Speaker 2: Not a politician, pat like Linda.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't done it. I'm so sorry. I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars.

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00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, We'll give you Linda's details.

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Speaker 1: Thanks you joining us, jack.

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Speaker 16: By, Thank you guys forgive me podcasting.

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00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: Now, let's let's talk a little bit about the most

642
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Speaker 1: frustrating thing in the country right now. It's border closure.

643
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: It's the pace of the border closures. They're open, they're closed,

644
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Speaker 2: They're hard, they're soft. That wants to describe it, it's

645
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Speaker 2: a hard border at the moment. What so, what does

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Speaker 2: that mean?

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Speaker 1: Did engauge for it? Don't you know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't think. Actually, most people I know, I

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Speaker 1: feel like, have experienced some sense of panic, frantic, awful

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Speaker 1: drive where they've just woken up and it's like I

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Speaker 1: need to get over there before midnight tonight or I

653
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Speaker 1: won't get to see my family.

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Speaker 2: I had that. I drove from Barron Bay down like

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Speaker 2: and I had to pretty much bang it all the

656
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Speaker 2: way to Melbourne to make it home for Christmas because

657
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Speaker 2: I was worried I was gonna have to quarantine because

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Speaker 2: that was that was a soft because it was a

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Speaker 2: soft bord border.

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Speaker 1: Imagine there had been a hard one.

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Speaker 2: Well, they threatened a hard border. They threatened it. You

662
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 2: get so confused.

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Speaker 1: You The thing is you just like you know, you're you're,

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Speaker 1: you're at the whim of whichever premier rolls out of bed.

665
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: You know that day like Dan Andrews coffee gets burnt. No,

666
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Speaker 1: it'screw on.

667
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: It's a hard one. It was an acting premier at

668
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 2: the time. Actor he was on holiday. Dan was on holiday,

669
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 2: So the acting premier could have had a bit of

670
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: a power trip and gone, you know what, I'm giving one.

671
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: They're a hard border.

672
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: Not you the whole state. Well they can they can

673
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: point you out. No, they can't point you out the

674
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: power but anyway, the most frustrating part of these borders is, yeah,

675
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: you don't know when it's going to happen. As you said,

676
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: you don't know what the rules are going to be.

677
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: Apart from I should stress Old Marky Iron Curtain McGowan

678
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 1: over in w A who's just got that thing up hardcore.

679
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: It's a permanent hard border. It's the hard It might

680
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 2: open it for a few hours every few weeks ago,

681
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 2: you know what two.

682
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: Hours like centuries along the top of that thing. Yet, Like,

683
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: is there actually a wall there?

684
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 2: It's like the Great Wall of Change. I feel like

685
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: it could be. It's like that Matt Damon movie where

686
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 2: people are fair enough.

687
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: Gary on there, but look similar to similar to state

688
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: border closures. I want to talk a little bit about

689
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: when your partner closes the border, because I think this

690
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: is in a really similar vein in that you don't

691
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: see it coming and you don't know why it happened.

692
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: When she doesn't let you in the house.

693
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: That's right, woods. You know, when you're riding the skin

694
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: bus to tune in town and then all of a

695
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: sudden you're not allowed.

696
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: In the metaphorical house.

697
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: That's right. The borders are closed. So look, here's what

698
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: I want to do. Third and one, I six five

699
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: and look, yeah, I'm stereotyping. I mean, if there's a

700
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: guy out there who's closed the borders before, then yeah, sure,

701
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: cal but I won't believe you.

702
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: Your partner would be joys if you ever threatened a

703
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: hard border. Thank god.

704
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: Third and one, I six ' five. I really want

705
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: to talk to some women here about closing the border.

706
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: I feel like often it's disproportionate, and I often feel

707
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: like it comes out of nowhere. So I want to know,

708
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: as a woman, do you close the border? Have you

709
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: closed the border from your partner before? Have you stopped

710
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 1: them from checking the oil for however long it was?

711
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: Maybe you're in the middle of a border closure right now,

712
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: and I just want to know more about it, Like

713
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: do you need much to get pushed into the area

714
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: where you're like, nah, borders are closed for the week?

715
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: Is that a punishment that you throw around in your relationship?

716
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: Does your partner ever close her borders?

717
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: No? I don't think I've ever been well, not that

718
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: I know of. That's another part about it. What do

719
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: you mean she might have closed the border, but you

720
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: know she much avoid me rather than saying to me, hey, right,

721
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: there'll be no burying of the bone for a couple

722
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: of weeks, you know you know what I mean?

723
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean not really, it's just hiding in the house. No,

724
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: I haven't sad my partner for three weeks hiding.

725
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: They just use those great evasive tactics where it's like, wow,

726
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: you've been in bed for twenty seconds and you're fast asleep.

727
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've been there. We've got Vicki. It's called

728
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: on thirty one sixty five Vicki. You close the borders occasionally,

729
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: Oh look, the borders.

730
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 8: Have to be closed. Unfortunately it's part about arsenal as women.

731
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 8: It can be used as as a motivator or.

732
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: Politician.

733
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: I often thought I should have gone into politics.

734
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 1: We're currently talking about the closing of borders, which is

735
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: happening from state to state right across the country right now,

736
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: and we're just talking about the most frustrating part about

737
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: that is that you don't know when it's going to happen,

738
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 1: or really like, in a lot of ways, why it's happened. Obviously,

739
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: different states are different thresholds. It appears that what sort

740
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: of mood the premiers in is going to have an

741
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: impact on how hard the border closure is going to

742
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: be or whether it's going to be a soft closure.

743
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really hard to know what's going on there.

744
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: And it got us talking about what we're calling the

745
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 1: closing of borders within a relationship. So it feels like

746
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 1: a bit of an old school punishment, but basically telling

747
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: your partner that there's going to be no two person

748
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: push ups for however long it is. I mean, have

749
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: you ever been on the receiving end of that?

750
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 2: I don't think it's ever been discussed as in, I

751
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever been like straight up told you've

752
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 2: got a there's a border closure right now, are off

753
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: limits there. But there's been times where I've got myself

754
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: into trouble. Yeah, and then you know, four to five

755
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 2: months will pass and I'll go, we haven't we haven't

756
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 2: done that for a while. Yeah, that thing we used

757
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: to do every long time. And I think that's her

758
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 2: going I've closed my borders. I just haven't told him

759
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, that's what I was saying before. So look,

760
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 2: thirty one O six five, I'd love to hear from you.

761
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 2: If you're a woman, do you close your borders? And

762
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: more importantly, like, let's throw this out there in general,

763
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 2: is it acceptable, Like is that acceptable as a punishment

764
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 2: in a relationship, closing your borders anymore? We're talking to

765
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: Vicky before the song. She was briefly telling us that, yes, Vicky,

766
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: it's in your arsenal. You close the borders sometimes.

767
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 8: Absolutely, guys. That's a woman's prerogative to close the borders.

768
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 8: It's the only thing you guys take seriously, Oh.

769
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 2: Simple creatures, aren't we? So, Vicky? Can I have an

770
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,839
Speaker 2: example then of what your partner's name?

771
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 8: Well, I don't have a partner at the moment, and

772
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 8: that's probably why.

773
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 2: Permanent border closure, like Mark McGown, so, Vicky. Sorry. In

774
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,840
Speaker 2: previous relationships though, what was one particular let's call it

775
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 2: crime that led to a border closure?

776
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 5: Oh?

777
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,879
Speaker 8: Look, it could have been a petty theft of a

778
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 8: loaf of bread for all light here at the end

779
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 8: of the.

780
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: Day, Who are you? What is that about? Vicky? What's

781
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: the longest border closure you put in?

782
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 10: Probably about six months?

783
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:40,879
Speaker 1: Six six That is a hard up closure. Vicky, You're

784
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: a legend. Thanks calling the show. You're welcome back anytime,

785
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,720
Speaker 1: talking right now. Border closures in relationships obviously the stopping

786
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: of the polishing of the porpoise woods. Can you do it?

787
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: How long can you do it?

788
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 5: For?

789
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: I've got Hannah who's called good a Han?

790
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 5: Hi?

791
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 3: How's it going?

792
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 1: And you occasionally close your border in a relationship. Well,

793
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm more like ask you guys about the framing of

794
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: this question, which to me.

795
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 8: Is like kind of a bit cooks because.

796
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: I guess I'm looking forward to.

797
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 9: This A border closure is applying, like, let's say, a

798
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 9: right to travel, where don't automatically have yeah, a punishment.

799
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: Very well, it's weird to me. I think Will was

800
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: just trying too hard to link it to the story border.

801
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: I get it, got to work with the given.

802
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 2: We're trying to be topical to topical spin on a

803
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: story hand.

804
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: But that's a very good flag though there's certainly not

805
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: a right of passage in this sense. I appreciate that

806
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: you empathizing with the fact that we're trying to work

807
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: this into a topical story here, but you're exactly right.

808
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: I mean, like the writer refuse, sex is just a

809
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: human right. We're talking about using it as a punishment

810
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 1: in a relationship, which, yeah, is a very old school concept,

811
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: and I suppose that's what the question is do you

812
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: still do this? Have you done it? We're going to

813
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: go to Eden. We're talking about the closing of the

814
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: borders Eden. Welcome to the show. How are you? We're

815
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: just stepping over a few land minds in here, let's

816
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: talk about let's talk about it. Have you ever closed

817
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: your borders?

818
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 5: Eden?

819
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: Is that a thing that you do in your relationship? No?

820
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 4: I don't.

821
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, perfect finish, well, just to the straight to

822
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: the point there, Eden, well done.

823
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 13: Yeah.

824
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 2: Biggest news last week, no doubt, was Armie Hammer. Well,

825
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: it's top ten for sure. Armie Hammer. If you don't

826
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 2: know who I'm talking about, a pretty famous actor. You

827
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: might know him from the movie The Social Network, where

828
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: he played both the Vinkelvoss twins.

829
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 6: You want to hire an ip lawyer and sue him, No,

830
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 6: I want to hire the sopranos to beat the out

831
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 6: of him with a hammer.

832
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: We don't even have to do that.

833
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 8: That's right, we can do that ourselves.

834
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: I'm six five, two twenty and.

835
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 2: There's two of me. That's a good line. Last week, though,

836
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 2: he's embroiled in controversy armor me because a few women

837
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: have come out and basically said that he's said words

838
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 2: to the effect of enjoying the taste of blood. And yeah, anyway,

839
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: this is gone everywhere, people calling him a cannibal, et cetera.

840
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: It's come out today now that Armie Hammer is on

841
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: Instagram with an alias name, so he's in disguise on

842
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 2: Instagram will and post some pretty questionable things scantily clad

843
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: women or a woman there was only one. I don't

844
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 2: want to lie here, and some other things which are

845
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 2: just a bit off.

846
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:34,839
Speaker 16: Yea.

847
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: Now I will reveal what his name on Instagram is

848
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 2: very shortly, but before I tell every a his fake name,

849
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: his disguise name, his disguy's name is hilarious. It's like

850
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: a ten year old boy. He came out with.

851
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: Something that he actually currently still has or according to

852
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 1: the article, wow wow, he still uses it.

853
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: But before I reveal what his name is, thirteen one

854
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 2: oh six y five is our number. I want to

855
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 2: ask everyone a question. Up, have you ever been in disguise?

856
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: No? Not again?

857
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 2: The music is good, I knew where I want to.

858
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 2: I want to keep this really plas it still felt predictable.

859
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 2: I want to keep this really broad about the disguise

860
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 2: you've been So it could have been a physical disguise

861
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 2: you've been in. Maybe you would just lying about who

862
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 2: you were, Maybe you were putting a voice on on

863
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: the phone. And the reason can be anything. Have you

864
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: ever been in a disguise? In a disguise ever, that's

865
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 2: it wild stories up next to everyone.

866
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: What do you think of here? What are you hoping for?

867
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

868
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 2: I think like you know. I pretended to be a

869
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: pilot and I flew a plane like flw a commercial plant.

870
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 2: Plot of Catch Me if you Can, Yeah, any other

871
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: examples from the movie Catch Me if you Can?

872
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 13: Now?

873
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 2: I did promise to reveal what Armie Hammer is calling

874
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: himself on Instagram. He is calling himself Elder instructor eighty six.

875
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 2: He couldn't get l destructor, so he's el destructor Oh wow,

876
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: eighty six. Worse for that guy in the meantime thought

877
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 2: six five. I'm gonna be honest.

878
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 1: I open the calls zero here I open will be zilch.

879
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 2: Come on, have you ever been in disguise any any

880
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 2: disguise I'm keeping abroad obviously physical disguise. Did you change

881
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 2: your name or use a fake name.

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Speaker 1: Or did you know what it means? When you're re

883
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: explaining it, you're showing that people don't understand the Tommy

884
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Speaker 1: I don't like it?

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00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: Or did you just put on a fake voice? We

886
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Speaker 2: know what disguise the phone? I'm ignoring you? Why are

887
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Speaker 2: we talking about it? Armie Hammer, the star of films

888
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 2: such as the Social Network. He played the Vinkel Voss Twins.

889
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: It's been revealed that he has an alias on Instagram.

890
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 2: He calls himself El Destructor eighty six, naming himself.

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00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: The platform or platforms is on because it's gram El

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00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: Destructor eighty six.

893
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, El destructor ey, some sort of Spanish king of destruction,

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00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 2: El Destructor. Let's go to Hannah.

895
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Speaker 1: Quicker we get to the traffic here, the better Hannah

896
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,759
Speaker 1: been disguised.

897
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Speaker 2: Hang on, Hannah, can you just turn the radio off

898
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Speaker 2: in the background?

899
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's why we just get just feeding

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Speaker 1: back into us worries. I think it's the she's on

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Speaker 1: the Are you on hands free? She's on hands free? Better? Yeah,

902
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Speaker 1: that's better. Perfect, So the story is worth it, you know?

903
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Speaker 5: Oh god, hope. So so, me and my friend were

904
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Speaker 5: sixteen at the time, and we called each other like

905
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Speaker 5: we're pretending to be each other's parents so we could

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Speaker 5: get the day off school.

907
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: Genius.

908
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Speaker 5: So I called up to be her mom and she

909
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 5: called up to me my mom, and we took the

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Speaker 5: day off and we went to the shop.

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Speaker 2: Brilliant.

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Speaker 1: It's like movie, what's that movie?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? If I can just keep mere two seconds. Can

914
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 2: you give us the mum voice?

915
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 5: Hello, Yeah, I'm just calling on behalf of blah blah blah.

916
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Speaker 1: Congratulations on your master of disqueeze effort. We've got Lorraine here, Lorraine, Hi,

917
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: how are you good?

918
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Speaker 2: Thank you? You've been in disguised before the rain?

919
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 7: No, not myself but my son in law.

920
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what happened?

921
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 7: Well in younger days, talking ten or twelve years ago,

922
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Speaker 7: he was very similar to Robbie Willians, really looked like

923
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Speaker 7: Robbie Willians and he was yet ribbed about it all

924
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Speaker 7: the time. So when he went up to Queensland onto

925
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Speaker 7: the casino, him and his mate thought they hire a

926
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Speaker 7: stretchy no roll up at the front door a pretended

927
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 7: to be the security guard and they had everybody. They

928
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 7: had all women were following him and everything. They had

929
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 7: to like really go into the loop and sort of

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00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 7: change the book a bit because so we're getting.

931
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Speaker 2: Too much Laurin, Can I your son in law? Does

932
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 2: he still look like Robbie Williams?

933
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Speaker 1: Nah?

934
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 6: Put on a bit away right Now, we've got a

935
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Speaker 6: chance for you guys to win one thousand dollars up

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Speaker 6: for grabs.

937
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Speaker 1: All you got to do is tell us if you've

938
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Speaker 1: got a dinner disaster story that desperately needs a doe over.

939
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 1: So basically, did you ruin dinner? If you get on

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Speaker 1: the airwaves, Will and what dot com do are you?

941
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Speaker 1: That's where you're registered. Five hundred bucks worth we've got

942
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Speaker 1: to give out this week, and one thousand dollars for

943
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: the overall winner. Oh, Will and Woodies dinner due over

944
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Speaker 1: thanks to barbecue's galore. All right, Norell, you got to

945
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Speaker 1: din a disaster that desperately needs a do over?

946
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Speaker 5: I sure have.

947
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

948
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 15: I met a half brother of mine who lives six

949
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 15: hundred klombers away, found out that he existed, so invited

950
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 15: into the big smoke for a barbecue and rushed out,

951
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 15: bought a barbie, cleaned it up. It was a second

952
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 15: hand number throughout these rubby looking rocks underneath. Yes, over

953
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 15: he came lit the barbie. Turned out those were that

954
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 15: absorbing rocks and without them the meat quarter lights the

955
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 15: barbecue quarter light, and so did the back fence. That

956
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 15: was a pretty good first impression.

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Speaker 4: Well, congratulations, you've got five hundred bucks all next to

958
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Speaker 4: barbecues galore to spend down there. No worries at all, mate,

959
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Speaker 4: become the barbecue legend you were born to be with barbecues.

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Speaker 4: Glare will them Wood dot com dot au if you'd

961
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Speaker 4: like to mensisip with that one thousand dollars to give

962
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 4: away at the end of the week.

963
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: Not sure what she was doing. Inviting her half brother

964
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: over a one on one dinner to be honest, all

965
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: seemed a bit weird. What do you mean we'll do

966
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: that tomorrow again?

967
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 2: We infinte your half brother for dinner.

968
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, mat just seemed like you put too

969
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: much ever the into the dinner to be honest.

970
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 2: Right next, He's family.

971
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: If you're a Liam Neeson fan, no no where there's smoke,

972
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: this fire and there was fire. You've got me there

973
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,320
Speaker 1: got me, thanks very much. If you're a Lamb Neeson

974
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: Famin Scott would tragically. Liam Neeson announced today that he

975
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: would no longer be doing action movies, which has essentially

976
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: been his forehands since two thousand and eight when this

977
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: banger came out.

978
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 13: I don't know who you are, I don't know what

979
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Speaker 13: you want. If you're looking for a roundsom I can

980
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Speaker 13: tell you why. I don't have money, but what I

981
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 13: do have are a very particular set of skills.

982
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: Something just enchanting about a sixty five year old Irish

983
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: dude who's stronger than everyone, just running across his screen

984
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: for two hours. But look, over the last ten years,

985
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: he's built up an obscene catalog of action movies. I've

986
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: written them all down, AND's what we're going to do.

987
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: I've got a Liam Neeson found on the phone. Her

988
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 1: name is Karen, and you and her, right before we

989
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: finish the show are going to play quick game of

990
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: is this a Liam Neeson action film?

991
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 5: Oh?

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00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 2: I love the production you put together. Game, thanks for

993
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 2: you put hours into that.

994
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: I've got Karen here, can Karen?

995
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 16: Hello?

996
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: All right? Karen's just names as buzzers. Also the name

997
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 1: of the movie. You just say Karen, or would you

998
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: use your name? Would he say your name? Yes? And

999
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: then just tell me whether you reckon it's a lem

1000
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: Neeson action film? Okay, great, Okay, here we go first, Okay,

1001
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go first movie? Here a

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Speaker 1: Walk amongst the Tombstones Woody, Yes, Karen, Karen, sorry about

1003
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Speaker 1: that his name and listened to the rules shot with reckon.

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00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 2: That is correct? That movie and I believe A Walk

1005
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 2: amongst the Tombstones. Was he he faked his death earth

1006
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 2: Early in the film, everyone thought he was dead, but

1007
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 2: then from his grave he was killing everyone who had

1008
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 2: wronged him.

1009
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: Incorrect, that's incorrect, But you're not bad, all right. Here

1010
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: we go. Next one. We've got one here called Cold Pursuit.

1011
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: That action film. No, it's not now, that's incorrect. That

1012
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: is a lam in action film.

1013
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 11: Get this.

1014
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: Liam Neeson, a snowplow driver, celebrates his Citizen of the

1015
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Speaker 1: Year award. However, his life turns upside and when his

1016
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: son dies due to an overdose. There you go. Yeah,

1017
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: wild stuff there, that's an action thriller. We'll go one more,

1018
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: guys decide to hear. Although, Karen, you're not in it,

1019
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: but I'll make it double points to make it interesting.

1020
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: Maybe going back on zero.

1021
00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 2: I got one right and one wrong, so on zero. Yeah,

1022
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:17,919
Speaker 2: we're both on zero.

1023
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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Final movie. Here is this Liam

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Speaker 1: Neeson action film, The Commuter. Karen, Yes, Karen is an

1025
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:27,879
Speaker 1: Alma action film.

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Speaker 5: It is. It is a.

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Speaker 2: Sorry Karen, what's the commuter about? Is it just on

1028
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 2: a tram? And he gets angry?

1029
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Speaker 1: He does, you're seriously.

1030
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Speaker 2: Parking Inspectors inspectors. What's set up there? Someone stole his

1031
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 2: validated ticket?

1032
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: Who's stole my Viking? He's an insurance salesman and he's

1033
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,919
Speaker 1: on his daily commute home, which quote quickly.

1034
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Speaker 2: Becomes anything but routine.

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Speaker 1: That's watch We're going how to get it out of here? Guys.

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Speaker 1: The Kan JACKIEO Show is right up next. We'll see

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Speaker 1: you tomorrow from Fortica. Miss anything you can get it

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Speaker 1: on the podcast Will and Woody Wherever you get your podcast,

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