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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast. So the

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Speaker 1: big news in our house, no, not me getting COVID

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Speaker 1: is far bigger than that. This is actually pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: I know I've been having some fun with it. But

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Speaker 1: my mother in law came obviously to visit us over Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I think the last week we were on air, she

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Speaker 1: just arrived and she was supposed to be staying for

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Speaker 1: four weeks. Within two days forty eight hours, she was

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Speaker 1: just this is the third time she's been here since

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Speaker 1: we moved here, but she fell so in love with

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Speaker 1: it she's decided to stay here permanently and start a

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Speaker 1: new life. So last week she moved into a rental

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Speaker 1: for the year about five minutes away from us, and

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Speaker 1: we obviously had to try and get a furniture because

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Speaker 1: it was unfurnished. She didn't plan to stay here and

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Speaker 1: start a new life at seventy six. So we've mantually

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Speaker 1: get some basic furniture that we could get hold of,

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Speaker 1: but there's still a lot to get. So I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to think what is always in every old person's home

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Speaker 1: that you go into. Think about your nan and granddad's house.

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Speaker 1: There are certain things that are always in them. So

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Speaker 1: we're opening up an inventory this morning and you can

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Speaker 1: chip in nine four one, one oh four three. Jackie boy,

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Speaker 1: what have we got so far?

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Speaker 2: So far? An object that's in every grandparents house is

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Speaker 2: the nest of occasionals.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: The dark curtains are necessarily dark blackout curtains, and ceramic anything,

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Speaker 2: ceramic figurines, and could I also add to the ceramic figurines,

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Speaker 2: little glass figurines were the other things who weren't allowed to touch.

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Speaker 1: Glass animals, glass animals and those little sort of glass

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Speaker 1: china as well, like the good china they used to

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Speaker 1: call it from when a vicar would come around or something,

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Speaker 1: you know, there was Old people have two grades of stuff.

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Speaker 1: They've got the everyday stuff, then they've got what they

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Speaker 1: refer to mysteriously is the good stuff. The other people

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Speaker 1: have talked a lot that are drug dealers, And the

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Speaker 1: more you think about it, I wouldn't be surprised if

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Speaker 1: a lot of old people are making drugs because you

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Speaker 1: know they have heating on there very high and like hydroponics,

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Speaker 1: those big heavy curtains. You know Walter White at big

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Speaker 1: every curtains, who was basically making mess. I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: and also they don't trust the banks. In fact, I

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Speaker 1: am saying I don't trust old people. A lot of

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Speaker 1: them are making drugs.

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Speaker 2: There's cash buried in the front yard or backyard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why don't they trust the banks. They don't

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Speaker 2: Trail mysterious chemicals underneath the kitchen sink.

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Speaker 1: He's got drugs randomly around everywhere. This that the doctor

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Speaker 1: has prescribed. The other thing, thinking about that, I remember

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Speaker 1: mine and and granddad used to have this word. It's

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Speaker 1: a lot of Are they called Doiley's patsy? The doilies?

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Speaker 1: Aren't they?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: They are.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we had ann and had a Doiley on every

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Speaker 1: Yes, doileys. Where would one even get Where would one

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Speaker 1: even get hold of a doily? Where do you buy doileies?

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Speaker 5: Our spotlight would have you doiley?

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Speaker 1: They sell all kinds of at that place.

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Speaker 5: And coasters, you know you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: where are the coasters? Or we don't have any right

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Speaker 1: because now that old people o c D. They're terrified

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Speaker 1: they old people? They've got one hundred and one uses

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Speaker 1: the inventory. All right, let's get some calls now. Nine

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Speaker 1: four one one four three. Good morning, Chris, Good morning,

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Speaker 1: welcome back. Thanks Chris. It's lovely to be back. I

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Speaker 1: hope you had a great Christmas the summer yourself.

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Speaker 6: Yeah I did, Yeah, I had a great time off.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for the location report. This is

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Speaker 1: what we like this year. We want to change things

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Speaker 1: around on the corners. Always give us a quick sit rep, Chris.

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Speaker 1: What do you think is in every old person's home made.

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Speaker 6: Well, there's always some kind of wood turn thing, like

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Speaker 6: it was an interesting thing, but I don't know whether

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to wonder whether the new generations are

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe a standing lamp.

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Speaker 2: For it always had, Chris, It always had such a

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Speaker 1: Furnished and lacking. And that's another thing. You're right. They

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Speaker 1: they've always got stuff like what's that sort of wood

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Speaker 6: Shelack. That stuff probably not even a word in the

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Speaker 1: You're right, they slack their furniture. Chris, Chris are going

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Speaker 1: to send you a price. Really funny, cool mate, Have

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Speaker 1: a great day. Thank you very much for calling. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Christian Know Kyle's Show podcast. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. All the message is coming in this morning.

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Speaker 1: It's great to be back. We're asking this morning. My

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Speaker 1: a new life here. She's been living in her own

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Speaker 1: to think this morning, what is always in every single

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Speaker 1: go into. There are so many items coming in, Patsy,

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Speaker 5: And Grandad's mine? Ad and par were hilarious.

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Speaker 4: They had these. It was like an art installation. It

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Speaker 1: It was Yeah, Mamma, my grandparents had that, and I

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Speaker 1: never ready not that. It's not a sort of thing

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Speaker 1: They had a spoon as well for the whole set.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandparents have the spoon as well. Maybe it's

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Speaker 2: to tell you how you're in the kitchen here. This

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Speaker 1: Reminder in case they got confused, Christian, what about those

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Speaker 1: blankets that they put over their knees. Yes, you're quite right.

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Speaker 1: Yes these aren't normal blankets. They are for the knees only.

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Speaker 1: I mean, whoever just gets I'm cold, but only around

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Speaker 1: my knee area, MyD have you a short blanket to

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Speaker 1: put my knees? Yes, that's right, Christian. They also need

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Speaker 1: a toilet doily that smells of lavender. I think old

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Speaker 1: people secrete lavender. It's that that comes out of their paws.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get some more calls. So Jack, what

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Speaker 1: is on the list so far of things that you

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Speaker 1: always find in old people's homes?

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Speaker 2: The nest of occasionals, the very dark curtains, anything ceramic

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Speaker 1: Give we've been strug Remember we've had a seven week break.

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Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't forget that I was keeping the list.

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Speaker 2: The wood turning furniture, and then you got it. Then,

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Speaker 2: thanks to Patty over.

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Speaker 1: Here, they wouldn't have known. The other thing is as well.

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Speaker 1: They love lamps, don't they are those big old of

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Speaker 1: eight foot ones, the old floor standing ones. And what

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Speaker 1: about those lamps that made out of seashells. Every farmer's

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Speaker 1: market there's always some bearded weirdo selling them, who's very

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Speaker 1: proud of himself that he's made a lamp about of

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Speaker 1: seashells he got from the beach. Let's take some more calls.

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Speaker 1: Now we've got Joel here. Good morning, Joel, Good morning crew,

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Speaker 1: Are you good Joel? Welcome back to the show, Joel.

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Speaker 1: What do you reckon? Then? In every single person's every

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Speaker 7: Ah well as far as Invantry goes in in every

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Speaker 7: single old person's out, especially if the grandmother is still alive.

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Speaker 7: I never remember the name on the team. It was

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Speaker 7: a German brand of sugary dough biscuits, like little biscuits,

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Speaker 7: and the tin was always blue and red, and everyone

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Speaker 7: get a biscuit, he never disten to it. It was

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Speaker 7: always full of sewing, kid like cottons and needles and

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Speaker 7: It was a German named biscuit, and it was always

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Speaker 1: I know the team, Yes, yeah, sewing stuff they've always.

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Speaker 7: Got back to you and you still see it now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, always ready to dance something. You know, they love

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Speaker 1: that for you. Bobbin's that is a word only used

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Speaker 1: with the whole pop but isn't it, Bobby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, random buttons, Joel, that's a great one. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to Peter now, Good morning, Peter, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Prision Peter.

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Speaker 1: What is in every old person's home?

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Speaker 3: Well, in every room in my house, I have a

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Speaker 3: pair of scissors and they have a torch. Every room

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Speaker 3: I've got I've got one of each on the kitchen sink,

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Speaker 3: We're going to go around, one of each on my

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Speaker 1: Now the torch, I understand, Okay, you get a power

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Speaker 1: out to chair. It happens. The scissors in every room.

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Speaker 1: Why do you need the abundance of scissors.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure, but I always find myself needing scissors.

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Speaker 2: Don't give the image that you're cutting a lot of

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Speaker 2: stuff at night, look or by torch.

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Speaker 1: Like Jack, which is even more chilling. New Netflix horror

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Speaker 1: show The Cutter.

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Speaker 3: You need to cattle the cotton that you use your swing.

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Speaker 1: Kids, Peter, Thanks, you call definitely back can where there's

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Speaker 1: always a run one and in Jen, Jen, Hello, don't

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Speaker 1: fall apart now, producer, come on, maintain the line maintained

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Speaker 1: like Jen, you're with us.

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Speaker 1: very much for cool on the show. What is in

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Speaker 1: every old Person's Home? Jen?

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Speaker 7: My grandparents had had a collection of ols.

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Speaker 3: The last name was Wise.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so go go for Teepoon's teetels.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're quite right. They need about two hundred tea.

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Speaker 3: Towels, two hundred tales.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. There are those third types of te taels too

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Speaker 1: that have got like some kind of like lessons on them,

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Speaker 1: you know, whether it's like various navel or nots. You know,

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Speaker 1: tea towels you can get. They've got like a load

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Speaker 1: of stuff on them as well and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, tee towels. She needs an abundance of tee taels. Jen,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Cool, Thank you. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast