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Speaker 1: Jewell and Woody podcast Mini it was, it's about it's

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Speaker 1: about to get Daisy.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not, it's not.

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Speaker 1: But we aren't talking about what you had to do

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Speaker 1: after your pet died, or or just how you dealt

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Speaker 1: with the fate that you've got a dead body on

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Speaker 1: your hands, effectively a dead a dead animal's body.

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Speaker 2: But never nonetheless, it is, it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of a hairy situation in more ways

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Speaker 1: than one. Pet Woods Before we get into these calls,

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Speaker 1: because I'm excited to hear them. Your your dad had

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Speaker 1: a bit of an incident with well what Rosie rabbit

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Speaker 1: formerly Rosa rabbit, Rosy rabbit.

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Speaker 3: Formerly Rosa Rosie then became Roger because we found out

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Speaker 3: Rosie had a doodle. Funny story. Yeah, so Rosie the

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Speaker 3: rabbit was our was my sister's rabbit went to a

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Speaker 3: friend's house to like be looked after, and then Rosie

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Speaker 3: started trying to hump the other rabbits, so we realized

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Speaker 3: that Rosie was actually Roger.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, later in Roger's life, a dog attacked Roger, uh

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Speaker 3: like really attacked him. Doting to go into it, but

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Speaker 3: what what did.

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Speaker 2: You not need to go into there?

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Speaker 3: How like it was was a savage and that's important

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Speaker 3: for the story because Dad then.

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Speaker 2: Found like shredded. Yeah, will, I said, what is wrong

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Speaker 2: with you today?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, poops, I've got to finish my story.

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Speaker 2: Stop wrapping me up. So you're worried about the animal

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Speaker 2: chat poop pants. Yeah, it's life all.

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Speaker 3: Right, I've got the book. So anyway, Dad finds the

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Speaker 3: corpse and then so he puts the Dad then puts

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Speaker 3: it in a shoe box. But the reason he had

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Speaker 3: to put it in a shoebox because Sarah wanted proof

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Speaker 3: of body.

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Speaker 2: Because Sarah, Sarah wanted proof of body. How old is she?

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Speaker 3: It's like, well she's she's like eight, but a rabbit.

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Speaker 3: It's actually like Dad's like, oh god, she wants to

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Speaker 3: see the rabbits truth. So he had to put it

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Speaker 3: in a shoe box. But it can only face one way.

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Speaker 2: Because it's like two faces.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So let's go to Karen here on thirty one O

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Speaker 3: six five. Karen, Karen, what did you do with your

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Speaker 3: dead pets?

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Speaker 5: Well, we had webbits as well, and because we rent

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Speaker 5: a property, so because we can't obviously bury them in

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Speaker 5: the garden because you can't dig them up and take

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Speaker 5: them with you. We put them in big pots and

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Speaker 5: then bury them in the dirt and then put a

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Speaker 5: flower or a shrub or something on top of them,

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Speaker 5: and then we can take them with it, so then.

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Speaker 2: You know where they are, so you know where to dig. Clever, Karen,

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Speaker 2: clever Carrien?

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Speaker 5: How many?

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Speaker 2: How many rabbits have you got buried in your yard? Karen?

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Speaker 6: Well, the cemetery that we go in the front gardens,

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Speaker 6: there's three rabbits and there's a dog as well. But

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Speaker 6: in the dog's ashes are in the pot.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful? Okay, they are we have going in the front.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to here the tree, the trees boom if

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Speaker 2: you if you bury your dog underneath.

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Speaker 3: It, excellent.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Kvy.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure carrying it a thriving backyard angle of life,

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Speaker 3: would Kobe. This was a friend of yours who did

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Speaker 3: something with the dead. Yeah, what happens?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, a friend of mine.

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Speaker 5: Well, they had a pet goat.

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Speaker 4: And the goats died and.

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Speaker 6: It was like in the middle of summer and the

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Speaker 6: ground was rock hard. So they realized that they really

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Speaker 6: couldn't dig a hole back thing it think of all

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Speaker 6: that big, So they wrapped it up in the garbage,

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Speaker 6: and the.

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Speaker 3: Just straight in the bin.

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Speaker 2: Clinical we're back at CSI areas, aren't the god? That's yes,

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Speaker 2: just quick and quick and easy. I mean, I suppose

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Speaker 2: that's probably your base option, isn't it? Is that allowed?

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Speaker 2: Of course, it's like it's the council, like, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: can put absolutely, you put an off slab of meat

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Speaker 2: in the bin. You can put a dog in a bin.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Sam.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, you are you are? You're flying very close to

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Speaker 2: the side. Am I the only one who's practical about this?

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Speaker 3: And look, I'm just sounding a bit unemotional, if I'm

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Speaker 3: being honest, a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Cold's the circle of life woods. Now, I'm glad Sam's

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Speaker 1: caught on. I said before the song that I had

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Speaker 1: a great story and I wasn't equipped to tell it.

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Speaker 1: And I also was scared that it was going to

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Speaker 1: be well, maybe smearing a bit of mud on a

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Speaker 1: family that I'm quite close with. Sure, But I'm glad

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Speaker 1: that Sam's willing to tell the story, given that it

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Speaker 1: is his father in law, so he can take the responsibility.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Sam, what's a story?

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Speaker 2: Welcome mate far away.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of a very cold story. So, my future father

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Speaker 4: in law was due to go on a holiday with

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Speaker 4: the family. The family had jetted off the day before

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Speaker 4: work on They were already overseas. He did his work

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Speaker 4: for the day. He had to quickly pack his bags,

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Speaker 4: get upstairs, get to a plane, and writer. As he

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Speaker 4: was about to step outside the door, he realized that

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Speaker 4: their beloved pet, Molly, had unfortunately passed away.

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Speaker 2: Molly was a dog, Molly dog, right, not a rabbit.

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Speaker 4: Was a dog. Yeah, Molly was a dog. So he

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Speaker 4: was thinking on his feet, wondering, what the hell am

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Speaker 4: I going to do? I'm due to go go on

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Speaker 4: holiday for two weeks to catch a plan dog here

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Speaker 4: in the backyard, got to get on the plane. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: So he has no choice but to wrap pull Molly

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Speaker 4: up in a garbage bag and put her in the freezer.

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Speaker 4: No he didn't through the cryogenic freezing job and make

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Speaker 4: it a problem for another day. No he didn't.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 4: I think probably the best part of the story is

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Speaker 4: they got the replacement dog a year or two later. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and in honor of Molly. You wouldn't believe what they

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Speaker 4: actually end up calling the replacement dog what ice Cube.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast,

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Speaker 3: all on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: Oh where Me get your podcast?