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Speaker 1: It's too early, early for white it's too early for this,

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Speaker 1: too early for this cheating scandals rocking the Winter Games,

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Speaker 1: those games that cannot be named because we've had the

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Speaker 1: broadcasting rates, leading to an overhaul of the sports equipment rules.

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Speaker 2: In ski jumping, now the officials have discovered that coaches

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Speaker 2: for the Norwegian national team have been secretly adding extra

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Speaker 2: fabric to the crotch area of their athlete suits. It's

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Speaker 2: called crotch enlarging modification. I don't know that they're the

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Speaker 2: first to try that, which lowers the inn scene to

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Speaker 2: create a larger surface area, effectively turning the suit into

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Speaker 2: a wing. It's a winged keel that generates basically, I

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Speaker 2: would have thought it generates more lift and allows jumpers

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Speaker 2: to fly farther. The Ski Federation have called it a

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Speaker 2: brazen attempt to cheat the system, and the coaches involved

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Speaker 2: have been banned for eighteen months, while the athletes also

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Speaker 2: received our suspensions but slightly shortened.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's the first time they've looked for

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Speaker 1: a bit of.

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Speaker 3: Lyft in that area.

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Speaker 2: No, and by the way, that's just the beginning in

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Speaker 2: the quest for Olympic gold. Professional athletes do endure hardships

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Speaker 2: that might seem unfathomable to most of us me immortals.

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Speaker 2: But do those lens extend to ski jumpers injecting their

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Speaker 2: penises with hyluronic acid in order to fly further? Yes,

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Speaker 2: apparently it does. This is the question the anti world doping.

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Speaker 2: The World Anti Doping Agency WADA is investigating startling. Allegations

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Speaker 2: emerged first in the German newspaper Build in what has

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Speaker 2: been dubbed penis Gate. The question was put to WADA

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Speaker 2: at a game's conference.

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Speaker 3: There have been reports in the German press and in

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Speaker 3: America that ski jumpers are now thinking about enlarging their

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Speaker 3: general hilarias by injecting horoloic acid. Again, the idea is

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Speaker 3: improves the dynamics and allows ski jumpers to go further.

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Speaker 3: And he take us for that.

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Speaker 4: I'm not aware of the details of ski jumping and

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Speaker 4: well and how how this can improve. But you know

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Speaker 4: we if anything was to to come to the surface,

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Speaker 4: we would look at anything if you know it is

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Speaker 4: actually doping related. We don't do other other means of

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Speaker 4: enhancing performance.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Raptor speaking broken English.

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Speaker 3: He took that very seriously. He did.

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Speaker 2: The guy next to his shoulders a gud up, and.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say he handled it well, but

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Speaker 1: I thought maybe that's not the phrase. So there we are.

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Speaker 1: There we are indeed well. I hope they'll be able

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Speaker 1: to control their new skiing superpower.

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Speaker 4: I'm coming it too hot, that's getting hurt.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't looking what I mean. I know they love

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Speaker 2: to win a medal. I know they train all their lives,

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Speaker 2: but I'm surprised that a ski jumper would want to

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Speaker 2: risk messing with his penis hmuronic acid, I mean the

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Speaker 2: word acid acid, penis. I don't I don't you know.

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Speaker 1: But when they hit the snow, will there be three

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Speaker 1: lines instead of just two?

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Speaker 2: Once again, the drag. It doesn't seem like the area

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Speaker 2: that you're wanting to you know. Alter anyway, Okay, too

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Speaker 2: early for this