WEBVTT - BACH UNCUT - I really wanna pash ya 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:05.360 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:09.159 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.000 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.320 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.799 peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gaddigal Land of 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:41.120 the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to another 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:42.680 episode of Life on Cut. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.640 I'm Laura, my name is Maddie J. 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:47.960 And this is our down and dirty I was just 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:50.080 slipping into old at Life on Cut days. This is 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:51.320 our Batch on Cut. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:54.720 This is final week. Why do you remember when we 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.800 thought that there was simply no more episodes they could 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:00.520 cram into one week than four, And here we are 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.960 on the last week of the series and there's five episodes. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.640 Is there really five this week? Oh no, Actually, well 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:07.559 I think that's four. 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.639 Sunday is Sunday the start of the week. On Monday 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:11.240 at the start. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:11.520 Of the week. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.480 I don't know for certain the right answer to that question. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.600 I would say that most people would say that the 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.080 week runs from Monday to Sunday. But I know when 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:21.920 I was a kid it came up as a real question. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:25.960 What lunatic was starting in on a Sunday? That was madness? 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:28.560 Who spread that rumor that we all brought into Yeah? 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.800 Someone I remember someone telling me that the week starts 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.160 on a Sunday, and I've just never questioned it since. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.520 What do you mean? There's five four five. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.160 But this this episode will be two though we are 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:42.640 unpacking episode eight and nine. But before we get into unpacking, 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.080 all the things are the Bachelor? 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.959 Okay? No, I want to ask you something, okay, because 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.120 I want to talk about something that you did, but 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:50.440 you go first ask away? 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:55.240 Do I look glowy, ah juey and iridescent? Do I 0:01:55.520 --> 0:02:00.360 look like I have been sitting under a beautiful red 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.280 I think it's called an led light lead light? 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:04.240 You're quite greasy? Am I? 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:04.840 Slimmy? 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:05.720 Very shiny? 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.480 A little bit oily? 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:07.680 Yeah? Really oily? 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.480 Is that that's probably not the desired effect? I don't 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.600 have anything on my face, so am I really that shiny? 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:14.960 It's pretty shiny? But you look great. I just I 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:18.480 can barely recognize who this young woman is sitting across 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.040 from me at the table. Laura. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.520 Is that you No? No, she's dead on the inside. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:27.400 I can't believe. I cannot believe you got fucking sucked 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:28.799 into these stupid products. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:32.800 I didn't get your sister. Your sister on Christmas Day 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.240 was like, oh, it's wonderful. Buy the lead light mask 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:37.280 gets rid of my Roseasha. And I was like, I 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.040 don't even have Roseasha, but I'll buy it. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:43.760 My family gets sucked into these TV commercial things. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.079 My mom, it's an omnilux mask and this is not sponsored. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:48.760 It costs a way too. 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:49.639 Much, too much money. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:52.160 It costs. You're like, my mom, I was a bit 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:53.720 drunk when I purchased it on Christmas night. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.639 You were like, my mom. I remember as a kid, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.600 we would get these random packages delivered to our house 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:00.320 and it would be like the ab trying to two 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:06.160 thousand and I was like, what the hell is this? 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:07.919 And Mum was like, don't touch my package. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.280 She honestly with a freeset of steak knives. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:14.600 Literally, we actually bought steak knives off Dana's direct that 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.520 were so shit they didn't work. The AB swing. We 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:18.400 had the AB swing. 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:21.840 Do you know what's weird? The thing that's weirder about 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:25.040 all the shit your mum bought on infomercials is how 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:27.040 many times you tell me that I remind you of 0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.480 your mother. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.320 And now I come home and you're like, where's my package? 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:32.760 And I'm like, Mum, is that you? And then you 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.960 come out with this big LED mask and that costs 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:36.280 like five thousand dollars. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.000 It didn't cost five thousand dollars. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:41.880 It was fine. I'm like, that's like college tuition for 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.360 our children that you're just wasting on this LED light. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.720 Okay, our children can pay their own hextebt. They need 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.160 to know some resilience. And I will buy the LED 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.839 light because I need to try and look young. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:56.040 Okay, question because it's quite like it's a very strong light. 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.280 You're wearing it in the living room and for anyone 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:01.440 going down our street, they'll be like, oh, there's Brothels 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:07.080 opened up down there. That's weird. This red glow was 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:08.720 coming out from our living room. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:10.800 That although we just left the Christmas decoration. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:14.200 How often do you have to wear it? 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.479 I have to wear it every night for ten minutes 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.680 for four weeks minimum, No, maybe four, four to five 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.919 times a week every night weeks, every night only for 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.720 like ten minutes or fifteen minutes or something. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.760 Oh my god, do you get a. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.440 Rat like when I wear that, Are you then like, 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:31.000 m I know what comes after this? 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:34.320 It's no, it's like you turned into this robo wife 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:36.680 and you're like, I will have sex with girl. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.080 I will not have sex with you. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:40.279 Need to reach ouge. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:42.239 The one thing that I think was a bit about 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.239 like I feel like I've been led down the garden path. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.560 Oh what was it, Laura? Which part? Well, it's was 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:47.640 it the five thousand dollars? 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:52.320 It says that you can read. It's like Lincoln. Oh, 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.080 it's portable. You can put it on, you can wear 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.320 it around the house. I can't fucking see. The light's 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.919 so strong. I'm going blind. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.719 I'm in the living room. All I can hear the bangs, 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:03.680 and you're there walking into walls. Someone messaged me and said, 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.920 make sure Laura keeps her eyes closed. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:08.479 I think you have cataracts. Laura. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.480 I'm over here here stirring up to the fiddle. Figure, 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.400 are you okay? Our children are gonna have freaking Nightmas 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:16.599 and they see you wearing that thing. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.400 Yeah, it's horrific. I'm gonna wear it for the next record. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.520 Maybe I'll put it on and do my second session 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.360 when we unpack the second episode of this episode of 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:25.600 past podcast. I don't even know. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.640 Has anyone asked about the mask on Instagram? 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:31.000 Yeah? Do you know what's surprising? How many women have 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:32.360 told me that they also own it? 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:35.480 Okay, I will say this, A number of people have 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:39.360 messaged me and said it's really good. I'm gonna as 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.880 much as I'm shitting on you, people have said that 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:42.360 it does work. 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.600 I'm going to place a bet here. I bet then 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.560 in three weeks time, when you see the results, I'm 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:49.200 going to come home and you're gonna be there on 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:55.840 the AM swing doing it yourself. Let's get into unpacking 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.159 the two episodes, because, like you know, we do this 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.520 to ourselves every week. It's already ten ocal night. We 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.560 need to get this finished. Within the hour. We are 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:06.839 unpacking episode eight, and it kicks off in the same 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.200 way that episode seven finished. Tash is back. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.120 Ah, she's back. 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:13.200 And she should just go again. 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:15.760 I was thinking to myself, Oh my god, is she 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.440 going to come back into the mansion with the rest 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:18.880 of the women. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.839 I don't think you were alone with that thought, Matthew. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.240 I think other people thought the same thing. 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.040 Well, there you go. It's good to know that we're 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:29.200 all thinking the same thing people. But I was thinking, Jed, 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:31.800 if he'd let her back in, if she'd walked back 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.440 into the mansion with the rest of the women, could 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.440 you imagine how much that would have kicked off. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.400 Well, they've all just been living like peaceful kumbaya in 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.120 their Like what is it called when you live in 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:45.080 a community? Yeah, like a clan of women at commune? 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:45.680 Is that what it is? 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:47.320 A canudist colony? 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.080 I think they've all been wearing clothes, but a commune, 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.599 you know, they're all in this like polyamory commune and 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.800 they're all living harmoniously. And Tash would have just truly 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:58.680 fucked that up. The really nice part about this, which 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.440 I think I'm really proud of little Jeded when he. 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.640 Went to ask the producer what to do that part. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:06.320 He had to take a few moments to really think 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:06.760 about it. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.480 He really had to have a lot of help. Thomas 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:11.920 and Felix were like, don't fucking do it. The producer 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.640 was like, don't fucking do it, and he's like, I 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:14.760 just don't know what to do. 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:18.160 Yeah, But like this is so reminiscent of when you 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.160 have like a really strong attraction to someone you're really 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.640 sexually attracted to them. You know that they're bad for you, 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:25.880 but you just hope that maybe it can be different. 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:29.200 But in this instance, Jed did us all proud and 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.560 he sent Tash packet thank you. 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:34.200 It took a lot, and now it was the right decision, 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:34.800 but god. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:35.320 It took a lot. 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.120 My whole life, I've just accepted people who have left 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.880 me and come back and been like it's okay, because 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.160 I've always felt bad for them, and that just shot 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.120 me back into past relationships. I need to have some 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:51.400 more respect for myself because I've let people walk over me. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:57.840 Jed, my boy, very good from you. That's my that's 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.360 my fatherly voice. That's how improving is that? 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.480 How you speak to the children when they do things 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:03.880 that you think. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.800 When Marley was potty training, I was like, Marlou bet 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:13.720 a good pool from you. Come out now, come out 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:19.480 of the bathroom. It's off the bat now for your mom. Meanwhile, 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.880 you're walking around with the fucking red ledy mascot and 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.040 our kids are like, what is wrong with our family? 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:29.000 It's character building. But you know what, I'm so proud 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.800 of Jed for doing this because there was even a 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:33.680 moment there where I was like, oh, you know, maybe 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.640 maybe Tash really is genuinely into him. 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:39.040 And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.120 The case that she put forward I thought was so weak. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.000 She was like, come on, come on, honey, you can't 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:47.640 pick me like that was literally that was that was 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.040 all she said. She had an opportunity to let it 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:52.680 all out in the line, be honest about her feelings, 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.360 and she was like, please, honey, just let me back in. 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.200 It was what she said to be fair. Now that 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.240 you've said that, I do agree with you. I think 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:01.720 I was persuaded by the music. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:05.440 I think, yeah, the emote of music really gets you, 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:06.240 like gets you going. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:08.160 It does, it does. But you know what, so he 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.040 kicks Tash out and then Tash shows her true colors. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:13.000 I mean, he probably thinks I did it for him. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:15.960 I did it for myselfs So, now that Tash has 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.199 gone after briefly coming back for what was an unnecessarily 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.240 short amount of time, I feel like I have emotional 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.360 whiplash from that moment. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:23.800 Yeah, you really got into that. 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.840 I was just like, it was just unnecessary. It was 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:27.120 like she's here, then she's gone, and then she's back, 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:27.880 and then she's gone again. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:30.160 You'd be pissed off if you were her, right, because 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.560 I'm sure producers would have coaxed her back into like 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.000 packing a bag and then coming back in the mansion, 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:37.280 and she would have been there for what a couple 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:38.959 of hours before it kicked out. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.800 And it also would have been like such a great 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.800 storyline to kind of squeeze out of them. But do 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.559 you think they told Jed to send her home? Because 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.400 do you think that the producers were like, dude, you 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.560 got to send her home because it'll make you look 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.760 like the stronger person. Or do you think they would 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.040 have totally left it up for him. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.880 Look, I don't want to take away from Jed and 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.280 the growth that he's had over the last few weeks. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:01.720 I think I do think he is mature enough to 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.680 make that decision on his own. I'm sure that he 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:06.040 kind of, you know, asked for some advice when the 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:07.960 rest of the guys then produced her there as well. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.080 But I do think credit to Jed, he's done this 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:11.640 on his own. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.360 The producers there in the background with the gun to 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:14.559 his head, leg fucking. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:19.240 Send it home or very morbid from you. I think 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:21.000 it's time to talk about this single date. 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.120 Here, all right, So Felix and Abigail, crazy cat lady. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.959 For anyone who doesn't know who she is, which I'm 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:27.160 sure maybe a few of. 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.439 You, carrots. Was she a carrot girl as well? 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.720 She the carrot girl? Can't remember three carrots? Well. I 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.959 did feel sorry for their date, though, because it was 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.160 meant to be a really beautiful high tea. It was 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.839 outside and it was freaking cyclonic. There was yeah a 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:42.120 gale an Abigail. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.679 It was really dumb. It was so dumb it was great. Okay, 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:51.560 So they sit down and they're on the little high 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:55.720 tea like on the little tears are some sausage rolls. Now, 0:10:56.040 --> 0:11:00.439 Abigail has a weird phobia, a very unusual phobia, and 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.880 that is something that I don't think anyone would guess. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.400 Is that ketchup on the sausage rolls. So because it 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:09.280 is okay, that's my actual phobia. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:15.520 I have a massive phobia of ketchup. It's horrible. 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.840 It's if you put that about anywhere near me, I 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:18.839 will literally I. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.720 Will probably chump in the waters to clean. I just 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.400 hate it. I hate it so much. Even the smell. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.600 I can smell it before I see it. I literally 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.360 had locked jawn. That's for me. I've been to therapists 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:33.319 about it. It's weird. Okay, I have a question here. 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.800 Why the fuck is there ketchup on the sausage rolls? 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:39.600 Like who puts sauce onto like as a sausage roll 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.280 there you put the sauce in a bowl like they 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.320 knew she was afraid of sauce and they put it 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:44.079 on the sausage roll. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.840 In high teas in the UK, it's always always have 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:49.240 sauce on the sausage roll. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:50.040 Oh, it's presauced. 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.319 It's pre sauce roll. Always always had a high tea 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:53.200 pre sauce. 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.480 Also, why have you got sausage rolls on a high test? 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:57.280 Not fancy. It was a little bit like an Aussie 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.920 high tea. It's a mini from me pie? 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.640 Is this a high tea? It's just it's literally like 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.679 a code for cyclone right now with sausage rolls. That's 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:06.360 not a high tea. 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:07.439 This is the party. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:11.440 Yeah, okay, So I know we've spoken about Felix getting 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.920 a redemption edit. You know, people didn't like. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.480 Feel like he was on the down and now he's 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:17.720 on the way up. We were starting to were starting 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:18.720 to warm to him again. 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.840 This is the Felix rollercoaster, and we're now it's the 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.880 Felix Rising, like the Phelix Us. Oh my god, we 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:28.920 are so lame. I did like that though, but this 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:35.120 is the beginning of Felix Rising. I'm trying to I'm 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.520 trying to get on board with your saying. You can't. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:40.240 You can't look at me like I'm an idiot. When 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.319 I try and use your saying, it's your saying. 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.439 It was bad the first time. It's only getting work. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.800 You can't, you can't suggest it, And then when I 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:49.439 use it, go, what the fuck are you doing? 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:53.280 It was bad when I said it, and I liked it, 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:56.000 really bad Felix. 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:59.520 He's trying to understand who the crazy cat lady is. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.400 He's trying to get on a deep level with her, 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:04.520 and it's beautiful. 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:08.520 Well, okay, he's normally one who goes for the physical, 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.440 but with Abigail, he seems to see something in her 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:12.840 that's different to the other girls. 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.480 You know, you'd make a great mother, and that like 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:21.680 nurturing that I've never, to my own detriment, haven't gravitated 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.760 to in the past, because I've sort of never thought 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:26.360 that I knew I needed it. It's just by being you, 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:27.200 you're bringing that out. 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:28.640 He's getting it. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:34.040 Felix just wants a mother. He no longer wants a 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.080 sexual partner. He wants someone to mother him. And that 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:38.600 is another fucking red flag. 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.760 He gets it, Laura, Ah. 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:45.559 He wants to marry his mother, just like you. Okay, 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.320 this date seems to go pretty nicely. He then takes 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.080 Abigail back to the Batch mansion because he has a 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.240 special surprise for her. He has a present for her. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.320 And what does he buy the crazy cat lady? He 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.520 buys her a onesie for her cat. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.480 That was weird, didn't you think? Yeah? 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:01.520 It was really weird. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:05.200 What's even weirder is when he pulled out this massive 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.600 tray of kitty letter and asked her to go to 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.839 the bathroom in front of him. Did not expect that. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:15.079 He was like, we're both getting a present tonight. Okay. 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:19.600 But after they have this exchange of a cat. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.240 Jumper, there was no not like she. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.400 Has a hairless cat, Like, why the fuck does her 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:27.480 cat need a jumper? Cats are usually have enough for 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:28.680 to keep themselves warm. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:32.600 I agree, I agree? Okay, very nice gesture from Felix. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.440 Though he's growing, he's being nice and considerate. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:38.120 It really is the thought that counts. But they then 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:43.040 decide to FaceTime Abigail's cat, and we're all sitting on 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:44.680 our couches watching. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:45.160 It's Great TV. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.320 The two of them talk to a cat on. 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.680 An I phone. Cat doesn't say much, does he. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.400 The thing that I am a bit confused about, and 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:54.560 what sort of sprung to mind as I was watching 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.000 Abigail cry about the fact that she was talking to 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.360 her cats, is how do you think Kiki would feel 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:02.880 when she went home and she was like, I got 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.120 to FaceTime my cat, and Kicking's like, I've got two 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:05.880 fucking kids. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:07.640 I haven't spoken to them in months. 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:10.600 I have two children and no one's letting me face this, Like, 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.160 how is this fair? 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.240 It's not fair. 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.120 It's not fair. But I do think Abigail is a 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:16.960 bit of a dark horse. 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:20.840 I think you're feeling it. I'm not feeling it, not 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.160 feeling it, not feeling it. 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:26.040 Not feeling isn't it? Oh well stop now, okay, moving 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.080 right along, Let's talk about Jed and Courtney for their 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.800 single date for the record, Not speaking of not feeling it. 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:36.000 Courtney seems lovely, but I've not seen her at all 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.800 this entire series. Don't know at all. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.560 I think Courtney on paper and like seeing them in 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.400 their date and stuff. Actually think that they're so well 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.800 suited together, like they actually look in terms of like 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.320 how they interact. I think they seem perfect for each other. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.800 I just think that Jed is already too into some 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:50.520 of the other girls. 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:51.320 Oh it's Alicia. 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.360 Yeah, it's so obvious. If it's not Alicia, you can 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:55.200 eat your own shit. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.040 Which I'm looking forward to doing. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.560 You won't have to do it because we all know 0:15:59.600 --> 0:15:59.960 it's a list. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.400 I think heavens Ah delicious, but it's an awkward I 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:05.680 do like Jed for the record, big fan of Jed. 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.200 But they wrote a song. She had a bit of 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.440 music talent. I think like her dad played the bass 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.040 and they're trying to write this song and he's just 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.320 They're like, oh what what am I looking for? Deep ocean? Yeah? 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.480 And then this next line. I'm just not sure he 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:20.840 could have been in there by himself in this recording studio. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.800 He didn't need her. It was she'd suggest something. He'd 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:26.440 be like, shut up, I'm writing a song. Courtney fuck, 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:29.360 and then they just started hooking up, and then he 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:32.200 started playing piano whilst they were hooking up. He was like, 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:36.480 on G Cordy, it was such a weird day, love jed. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.640 There's only a few people left, Like we're at though? 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.640 Is there four people left to this stage? Four people, 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:41.680 three people, four. 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:43.240 People, five or five people? 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.520 I can't count. There is not many people left. I 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.320 still can't pick who most of them are going to choose, 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:50.040 And like I. 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:51.920 Don't know half of the girls. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.240 I don't know anything about them. Still, like, how are 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.080 they supposed to propose in two weeks time when we 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:58.560 know nothing about them? 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.680 And the bachelors don't even know half the name. 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:01.600 I didn't even know his name. 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.880 He's like, Rachel, will you marry me? And she's like 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.000 it's Catherine. He's like sure, whatever, close enough, put the 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:07.320 ring on. 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.000 So they I mean, they have a cute, litt kissy 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.359 kiss here. And then we have Thomas's single date and 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.320 he is on a single date with Leah and she 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:18.120 is angelic and they are already disgustingly in love, even 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.480 though I don't think that they've really exchanged many words together. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:22.840 He fell in love with her on this speed date 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:26.119 when they very first met, because he was in tears afterwards, 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:29.840 and I don't think from that moment he's really paid 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.439 any attention to her at all, Like when he's with her, 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:34.520 I don't think he's into it. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:36.879 No, of course he's into it. 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:38.720 I just don't see it. 0:17:39.119 --> 0:17:41.680 I think it's just because it feels. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.280 She's too easy for him. He wants to chase someone. 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:47.760 Yes, well, she's been like quintessential bachelor, like she said 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.760 every single perfect bachelor line so fast. 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.760 And why I'm skeptical is because she's been on the 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:57.400 proposal the Channel seven show beforehand, so she gets how 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.840 this machine works. I feel like she just gives it 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:01.480 the cliche sayings no. 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.000 But she did open up about her ex boyfriends. It 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.240 was a really beautiful moment in there where she speaks 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:08.080 about how her ex boyfriend cheated on her and how 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:10.520 she's really got it. You're such a cold hearted beast 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:13.200 of a man. She was really beautiful on this date. 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:17.280 All I heard was beast of a man. That was 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:18.040 a nice part, by. 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:19.639 The way, it was a really nice part. But the 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:22.800 reason why it's coming across a little bit contrived. And 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.520 that's not to say that is it all, but it's 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:27.800 because we haven't really seen them spend any quality time together. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:30.000 And I think it comes back to this whole thing 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.120 where we don't know enough about the girls that any 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:37.000 of the connections aren't feeling real. Because we're splitting our 0:18:37.040 --> 0:18:40.000 time watching three different bachelors, three different love stories. We 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.959 don't know any one person well enough that No, it's 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:44.320 how are we so close to the end we don't 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:45.000 know who's gonna win? 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.919 I guess that's a double edged sword of having three bachelors. 0:18:48.200 --> 0:18:51.520 Everyone's time is so wayfer thin on screen that we're 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.600 left being like, I'm trying to be invested in all 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:56.760 these characters, but there's just not enough time to know 0:18:56.800 --> 0:18:58.040 who all these people are. 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:01.640 The big thing about this single day is that Thomas, 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:04.919 he says to Leah, I'm falling for you. Is that 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:07.560 breaking like a bachelor cardinal sin? Like? Are you told 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.280 as the bachelor? Whatever you do, just they don't tell 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:11.680 one of the girls that you're falling for them. 0:19:12.320 --> 0:19:14.520 Normally you try, and you put your foot on the 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:15.760 brake a little bit, and you're. 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:17.840 Just trying to string them along a bit more. Yeah, 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.960 fuck with their emotions exactly, keep them more guessing you 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:23.360 get it. Yeah, you know when they say they love 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.560 you just sit there and steer at them blankly. 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:29.840 But I wonder why. I wonder why he wasn't sitting back. 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.080 Maybe she wasn't giving him much and there wasn't really 0:19:32.160 --> 0:19:34.440 much to talk about. I know, I've been very pessimistic 0:19:34.440 --> 0:19:36.879 about this episode and every date, I'm like, not feeling, 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:37.480 not feeling it. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:39.639 You have not felt a single thing in this epid. 0:19:39.960 --> 0:19:42.119 I didn't feel any of the dates, and I don't 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:44.840 feel it between Leah and Thomas. I'm being honest. 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:47.399 They literally are sitting in a hot tub together telling 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:49.280 each other that they're falling in love with each other, 0:19:49.320 --> 0:19:50.760 and you're like, well, I'm not feeling it. 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:52.920 Yeah, yeah, pretty much. 0:19:53.040 --> 0:19:56.440 It was very much. You're very cynical. I'm a cynical, 0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:57.920 cranky old man, he said. 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:06.000 He said, I'm falling and please get me up. 0:20:06.840 --> 0:20:09.440 I really hurt my hip because he is our geriatric. 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:15.960 So that date ends. They go on to a group 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:17.800 date that is down at the beach. They have a 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.720 weird beach date where they're all kind of frolicking in 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:21.760 the water. It's lovely. 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:25.640 Also, you know, we talked about Jed and the fact 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:26.960 that he never puts shorts on. 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:29.480 He did say he fucking hates the beach and hates Sando, 0:20:29.680 --> 0:20:30.399 so knows. 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:33.159 I feel like he hates every single freaking date they 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:33.800 put him on. 0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:36.960 Hate Jed, Can you just send us a photo of 0:20:37.000 --> 0:20:40.280 your legs to prove that you don't have an offensive tattoo? Yeah, 0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:42.080 because I did say on the last episode that we 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.320 did like just slide in my dms if you know, Jen, 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:45.680 I just want to know no one did. 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:48.320 There was a part on the group Day where Bella 0:20:48.720 --> 0:20:53.040 Belle Belle, Yeah, I don't know Bella Belle girl woul tats. 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.000 She's like, oh, show me your tats and he was like, 0:20:55.119 --> 0:20:57.800 oh no, I'll show you later, and he really freaked out. 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:00.760 He panicked. Really Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that. 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:03.280 I did see him freak out when she was like, hey, 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:09.879 kiss me mate, he's giving me a machaon and he 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:10.520 didn't want to. 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:14.119 That was beautiful TV. I absolutely love that. But was 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:16.639 weird that Alicia was like, you should just go and 0:21:16.720 --> 0:21:18.639 ask him for a kiss, honey, just go and do it. 0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:20.359 I'm you know, because she was like, he's never gonna 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:23.000 She was like, he's not my man. Is not going 0:21:23.000 --> 0:21:25.119 to kiss you, so you don't need to worry about it. 0:21:25.400 --> 0:21:31.080 This is the incredible cinematic, dramatic. This is the moment 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.680 of TV that so many people miss because very few 0:21:33.680 --> 0:21:35.840 people are watching The Bachelor. But everyone should have seen. 0:21:36.520 --> 0:21:39.080 I have to say because I'm psyched up, and I 0:21:39.160 --> 0:21:42.119 wanted to say before and then we got like kindly interrupted. 0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:45.920 I really want to pasta Alisia. 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:47.119 I really want to kiss you. 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:50.400 I'm just I know, I know, and that's fine. 0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:53.880 I'm I'm like, as I said, what it is, it's 0:21:54.920 --> 0:21:56.800 I'm just driving bananas. 0:21:57.359 --> 0:22:01.760 Oh my god. I love watching other people put themselves 0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:03.400 in really awkward situations. 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:05.520 I just think Bill had been smacking the piss all day, 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:08.560 like she was just a bit tipsy behind and she 0:22:08.600 --> 0:22:10.760 walked in there and she was like, oh, look, you 0:22:10.800 --> 0:22:13.480 know they said to lay me cards out on the table. 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.119 My I just want to pass you out. 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:19.639 It was the most unromantic asking of a kiss that 0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:21.520 you reckon. It was in front of everyone, and she's like, 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:23.840 so what do you fucking reckon? Like should we or not? 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:27.959 Like at least take him aside, get some somewhere private, 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:29.960 like he's not going to pass you in front of everyone, 0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:33.080 because we all know what happened to felix me. Some 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.200 people have said that, look, if the roles were reversed, 0:22:36.200 --> 0:22:39.320 would all be outraged. Do you think she was out 0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:40.560 of line by asking him? 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:42.840 I don't think she was out of line by asking him. 0:22:42.880 --> 0:22:46.080 I think the thing is she is there at number four. 0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:48.120 There's only four girls left at this point in time. 0:22:48.400 --> 0:22:51.439 Normally on the Bachelor, if you're there at the like 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:55.040 he's proposing in two weeks, like, I get why, she's like, hey, 0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:58.320 in her mind, she's like, if you kissing me is 0:22:58.359 --> 0:23:00.840 totally off the cards. Like, if you have no intention 0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.480 of kissing me because you're not there yet, then I'm 0:23:03.520 --> 0:23:05.000 not going to be at a point where I need 0:23:05.000 --> 0:23:07.440 to get married to you in like two weeks time. 0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:10.520 So maybe just get clear with how you feel about 0:23:10.560 --> 0:23:13.480 me and then we can fucking move on. I don't 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:15.720 think she communicated it in the best way, but I do. 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:19.479 I think they were had fourteen vodka cruzers and she 0:23:19.520 --> 0:23:21.399 had a dart in one hand. She's like, hey, what 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:25.480 are your fucking rack hand? Come here, I love give 0:23:25.560 --> 0:23:30.600 us one, and Chad's like, look security pushing, like reaching 0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:31.480 for his pepper spray. 0:23:31.640 --> 0:23:33.280 Well, I think they tried to make it with the 0:23:33.359 --> 0:23:36.480 music and stuff. They trying to make it more like 0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:38.840 almost like more like she was forcing herself. She didn't 0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:41.480 do anything. She wasn't forcing herself on him, She wasn't 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:45.080 like making him feel overly uncomfortable. She just explained what 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:47.679 she wanted and he had the opportunity to say no, 0:23:47.800 --> 0:23:49.119 and he was like, no, I don't want it, and 0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:50.960 I'm not going to do something I don't feel comfortable with. 0:23:51.080 --> 0:23:53.960 And her response was, of course, oh my god. I 0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:56.119 never would want to do something that makes you feel uncomfortable. 0:23:56.359 --> 0:24:00.320 So I think the little bits of outrage that I 0:24:00.359 --> 0:24:03.520 have heard or seen on social media kind of feels 0:24:03.520 --> 0:24:05.359 like a weird gotcha moment. It kind of feels that 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:07.760 people being like, ah see, when women do it, they 0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:09.639 don't hold them to account, but men can't do that, 0:24:09.680 --> 0:24:11.320 and it's like, well, fuck, you didn't do anything wrong, 0:24:11.359 --> 0:24:12.600 Like that's as stupid. 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:15.280 That's how I feel, well explained Laura. Can I let 0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:18.800 you on a little secret behind the scenes, the secret 0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:21.560 as I was once a bachelor many many years ago. 0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:24.119 Oh yeah, a little bit of code here for you, Laura. 0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:28.080 If ever, let's say things go south between you and me, 0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:31.160 you get chosen as the bachelorette. Just hypothetical. 0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:32.640 I'm keeping the omnilux mask. 0:24:35.040 --> 0:24:37.639 If you're ever in an awkward situation, or you're about 0:24:37.720 --> 0:24:41.479 to enter into an awkward situation, you go, hang on 0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:43.119 one second, I'm just going to run to the toilet 0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:45.480 really quickly, because that's how Jed got out of it. 0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:46.960 He's like, I'm just going to run to the toilet. 0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:50.600 And another awkward conversation that was being had at the 0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:54.440 same group date was between Lou and Thomas. 0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:56.840 And he also run to the toilet beforehand. Yeah, anyway, 0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:58.600 I feel like we can wrap this because. 0:24:58.320 --> 0:25:01.320 I feel like you a I was dropping an absolute 0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:04.600 truth pomp and Laura's like, moving on, that's. 0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:07.680 You think that that's literally how people get through life. Sorry, 0:25:07.680 --> 0:25:10.320 I'm not enjoying this conversation. I've got going on to 0:25:10.440 --> 0:25:13.199 that for so long. That's not a bachelor's secret. That's 0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:15.760 how to get out of any awkward situation ever since. 0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:17.760 Correct, wait till Laura hears this. 0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:22.159 So Lou goes home because she gets friend zoned. And 0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:26.439 in honesty, I think this episode Matt. We've lost Matt, 0:25:26.600 --> 0:25:29.920 so I'll keep going. I think this episode was a 0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:33.159 slightly more boring one. Not a lot happened, harder to 0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:36.320 unpack because it just didn't have the splicest source of drama. Drama, 0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:38.879 drama for that episode Eight's coming and things really are 0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:40.359 get a bit fucking fiery. 0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:43.000 It's episode nine, for the record. 0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:45.720 Episode and things get a bit fucking fiery. 0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.560 Thank god, I'm here to keep this train on track. 0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:54.520 We forgot one thing for Lou went home? Who is Lou? 0:25:55.080 --> 0:25:55.840 Not quite sure? 0:25:56.200 --> 0:26:01.399 But it is episode nine, and holy dick, it gets good. 0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:03.840 It's a good one. Would you not agree? 0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:10.760 Holy I've in shock. I've never heard you say holy 0:26:10.840 --> 0:26:11.399 dick before. 0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:13.760 Well, I've never watched an episode like episode nine of 0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:17.520 twenty twenty three Bachelor. Can we just say there was 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:21.240 some freaking spanners in this episode? A fan favorite went home. 0:26:21.760 --> 0:26:25.240 Felix's redemption art is in full swing. Okay, I said 0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:27.600 it on last week's episode. I'm going to say it again. 0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:31.480 I genuinely think Crystal wins. 0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:32.280 I can't. 0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:35.000 It's Crystal. Hang on, she is comin. 0:26:37.359 --> 0:26:39.359 We will get into it, but right. 0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:41.720 Who cares about the rest of the episode Because I 0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:46.240 think Crystal wins. I think Crystal wins. What's gonna happen 0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:47.240 when she wins? 0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:50.760 Right before they were deciding who goes home, you were like, 0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:52.280 oh shit, Crystal goes home. 0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:55.159 There she is, but she didn't, So I'm still okay, right, 0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:56.480 And now you're like, I knew it. 0:26:56.680 --> 0:27:00.280 I was always right all along, Crystal's. 0:26:59.720 --> 0:27:03.200 Gonna I think she's gonna win. You flip flop all 0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:05.159 the time, Nah, but no one who listens to this 0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:07.200 podcast knows that I just flip flop on the couch. 0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.240 And then on the podcast you're like, I always knew 0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:13.520 what was happening. I love when Asher comes in and 0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:14.920 he has like a bit of bro time with the 0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:17.760 Bachelor's like he's come up to Q one and he's like, oh, 0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:20.119 for God's sake, I got to speak to these motherfuckers 0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:24.399 and everyone on He goes, hey, hey, guys, how are 0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:26.560 things And as soon as they start talking, you can 0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:29.560 just tell OSHA's like, I just want to go home 0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:30.520 and see my wife and kid. 0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:34.240 All right. Well, Thomas has realized at this point in 0:27:34.320 --> 0:27:36.640 time that he's on the Bachelor and he's forming connections 0:27:36.680 --> 0:27:39.320 with multiple women, but it does seem like he's getting 0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:43.960 confused between his connections with his women, and Felix is polyamory. 0:27:44.320 --> 0:27:47.240 It's not easy, Like, I'm in love with multiple women, 0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:51.359 and every night I'm struggling to go to sleep, Like 0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:53.720 I keep thinking about all the things that I love 0:27:53.720 --> 0:27:55.920 about these women and who I see myself with, and 0:27:56.040 --> 0:28:00.800 the reality is that I see myself with multiple women. 0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:02.399 And then Matt, you come off the back of that 0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:04.600 and be like, turns out Thomas is into polyamory too. 0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:06.760 All right, good to know I've got room to move 0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:12.680 in this episode. Laura's like you will breathed twice, and 0:28:12.840 --> 0:28:16.720 you will laugh, and you will say these exact five words. 0:28:16.520 --> 0:28:17.520 Matt, Can you just do it? 0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:19.119 No? 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.680 No, I do not want to. I'm not some fucking 0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:26.280 puppet that you can just make dance whenever you want. 0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:27.760 Can you just say? 0:28:28.400 --> 0:28:30.240 Seems like Thomas is into. 0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:37.640 Well, it seems like Thomas is into polyamory too. Hanging 0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:40.680 out with just too long? Fuck you. 0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:47.200 Good, Joe, Honey, that was great, Thanks, honey, you did 0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:48.040 a really good job. 0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:56.080 Okay, what's my next joke? And I love how after 0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.400 two and a half minutes is just like I cannot 0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:00.320 take another second of talking to these guys and getting 0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:00.960 the hell out of here. 0:29:01.040 --> 0:29:03.320 I feel like ash. He walks out of there. Every 0:29:03.360 --> 0:29:05.680 time he sits down with the boys, he's like, oh, 0:29:06.360 --> 0:29:08.840 you're all fucked. This is a lost cause. 0:29:09.600 --> 0:29:09.800 Oh. 0:29:12.080 --> 0:29:13.640 He even was like, I have a wife and a 0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:16.080 beautiful child that I wake up next to my beautiful 0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.440 wife every day. And you guys are cooked. And he 0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:20.240 leaves in their miserable crying. 0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:22.080 And they're like and he's like, shut up for. 0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:27.080 We're not friends. I'm unfollowing you on Instagram. Okay, So 0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:31.040 after the beautiful brodown between Usher and the three bachelors, 0:29:31.440 --> 0:29:34.680 the very first single day off the rank is Thomas 0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:37.960 and Lauren, you're gonna say they have no connection and 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.360 no chemistry. I know where this is going. 0:29:40.880 --> 0:29:43.360 I know that I'm sounding like a broken record right now. 0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:46.120 I just there was nothing there. There was nothing there. 0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:49.040 I want to love Thomas. I do. He's gorgeous, he's 0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:51.480 got a great physique. He's Italian. 0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:53.400 Shellian. 0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.640 One might say, there's no substance to his dates. There's 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:58.800 just nothing there. He's like, do you like drinks? And 0:29:58.920 --> 0:30:01.200 she's like kinda. It's like, well can I make you one? 0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:03.200 And she goes sure, that's it. 0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.239 I mean, he's hotening like spicy Margarita's. That's more than 0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:07.600 what most of the men I've dated in the past 0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:09.200 could bring to their relationship. 0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:12.640 Well, Lauren, I don't even think Lauren's into it. 0:30:13.040 --> 0:30:15.960 I disagree. I think that they're both very into each other. 0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:18.959 I do. I think that they are beautiful. Do they 0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:21.200 have great chemistry to watch on TV? No, it's a 0:30:21.240 --> 0:30:23.280 bit of a boring date. But I still think as 0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:26.400 people they're into each other. I just think to watch 0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:28.640 the date play out, they're about as interesting together as 0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:31.760 a ham sandwich. But that's also because I think they're 0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:35.160 hiding the connection. So when I say, well, when I 0:30:35.360 --> 0:30:37.440 say that I think that they're as boring as a 0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:39.800 ham sandwich, it's not because I think they are as people. 0:30:40.080 --> 0:30:42.520 I think they're great at people. I think that their 0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:45.360 producers are editing the date to seem boring so that 0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:47.320 we don't think it's her. I think she could be 0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:47.800 the end. 0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:50.800 No, but the show's about to end in like three episodes, 0:30:50.880 --> 0:30:53.040 like you got to give us something because there's no 0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:55.200 time left. It's about to end. 0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.560 It sounds so angry, see, like how are you gonna 0:30:58.600 --> 0:30:58.920 leave it for? 0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:01.040 It's like the final episode it and then she goes, Oh, 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:02.960 by the way, I really love you, and that's what's going. 0:31:02.880 --> 0:31:05.640 To happen this season. That is literally what is happening. 0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:08.240 It's like nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, and all of 0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.160 a sudden, three of them are going to propose that's 0:31:10.200 --> 0:31:12.240 why everyone's so confused going to. 0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:14.640 I'm going to speak on behalf of our listeners and 0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:18.040 say that I feel collectively we all get each other. 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:21.600 We're on the same page. Of the three bachelors, I'm 0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:24.600 least invested in Thomas's love story. 0:31:24.880 --> 0:31:27.760 That is not how I think the majority of ladies. 0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:31.480 Are you with me? Thank you very much. 0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:33.280 There you have it, Alah, I would like to do 0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:35.080 a poll. I would love to do a poll to 0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:37.920 find out whose love story everyone is most invested in. 0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:44.920 And I think now, Jeds, it's Jets, everyone's Mostlix, Felix, Felix, 0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:47.560 that's just Matt all alone on a hill with a 0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:48.720 flag Flix. 0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:51.920 I feel like it's working. I feel like people are 0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:53.720 warming to them. Let's talk about a single day because 0:31:53.760 --> 0:31:58.360 it takes Tilly and Oh, it's a big surprise because 0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:01.720 based on previous dates, based on any interaction, that they're 0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:03.840 just all over each other, and so you're getting ready. 0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:04.440 You know. 0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:05.120 I was there. 0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.800 I was like, well, maybe you're ready and I was like, 0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:08.360 oh it still. 0:32:09.000 --> 0:32:10.480 Yeah. It was like cigarette in hand and I was like, 0:32:10.560 --> 0:32:12.800 that's better be good, give it to the kids. 0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:16.760 And then nothing, nothing. But I had a theory something 0:32:16.800 --> 0:32:19.920 has happened, something has gone down in the Tillian Felix Care. 0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:22.320 Why do you think that because on the very last 0:32:22.400 --> 0:32:24.760 episode they had their single day, they were all over 0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:26.200 well maybe it was the one foot whatever, it was 0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:28.040 a couple, it was recently they put the pool date. 0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:29.760 They had their pool date, they were hot and heavy 0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:32.360 and steamy. Then they had the group date where they 0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:35.560 sat down together and he was like, don't ever stop 0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:38.600 running towards me, don't ever stop being expressive towards me. 0:32:38.960 --> 0:32:40.640 And then on the very next date he's like, hey, 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:42.560 you need to stop being expressive towards me, and you 0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:45.240 need to talk about your feelings. So I think there's 0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:48.960 been something that's happened that we just haven't seen. There's 0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:51.080 more to their story and we're not getting it. 0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:53.200 But then why would they not tell us? 0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:57.520 We need to know because I think that there's too much, 0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:01.240 like there's too many storyline is happening in one go. 0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:03.320 There's too much for them to fit into an episode, 0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:06.200 so big parts of people's storyline are getting missed and 0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:09.520 getting left out. But anyway, look, Felix has had a 0:33:09.680 --> 0:33:12.160 complete change of heart on Tilly. He knows that they 0:33:12.240 --> 0:33:15.280 have amazing sexual chemistry. We've all seen it, we all 0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:18.480 know it. But he thinks that they don't have anything deeper. 0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:19.080 They don't. 0:33:19.280 --> 0:33:19.720 They don't. 0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:20.120 They don't. 0:33:20.200 --> 0:33:22.160 They don't, they don't, they don't. What was it? 0:33:22.240 --> 0:33:24.280 What was the on the date when they went to 0:33:24.320 --> 0:33:27.080 the cabaret theater together? This is like three episodes ago, 0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:30.360 and they talked about going for dinners like dinner, like 0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:32.320 brunch or dinner, and that was that was as deep 0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:34.600 as they could get. Oh, I guess he has come 0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:37.560 off the back of the crazy Cat Lady revealing that 0:33:37.640 --> 0:33:40.040 she's scared of tomato saws and he's like, Tilly, what 0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:41.760 have you got? And she's like just kiss me. 0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.720 She's like He's like, what are your fears? What are 0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.400 your greatest fears? Because Abigail's afraid and fucking catch up. 0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:49.520 She's opened up to me and you're giving me nothing. 0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:52.840 For Tilly. The whole thing was very you doesn't. 0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:53.960 Even want to touch her at all. 0:33:54.040 --> 0:33:56.080 But now I think he's giving her mixed signals. I 0:33:56.120 --> 0:33:58.360 think it's unfair. I think it's unfair to go from 0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:00.160 being like this is how we. 0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:02.360 Expressed No, you're attacking Felix. 0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:08.239 It it's that he's gone so from like, yeah, we're 0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:10.440 so physical, touch and then turn around and be like, 0:34:10.840 --> 0:34:13.120 don't touch me, talk to me, have a connection with me. 0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:16.080 Just so much pressure. Just shut up and kiss me. 0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:19.000 All right, sorry, I'll continue. 0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:20.759 You need to lay off. 0:34:20.840 --> 0:34:22.200 I don't want to kiss Felix. 0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:25.000 One second you're like it's all editing, and next thing 0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.960 you're like, Felix, idiot, give us more information and tell 0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:28.399 us why. 0:34:29.320 --> 0:34:31.480 All right, okay, so Felix untilly. They are on a 0:34:31.560 --> 0:34:35.600 downward spiral. But we have Thomas and Thomas spirit is 0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:36.960 Jed who's the other one. 0:34:37.120 --> 0:34:39.920 Jed is the drummer, and this is I know. The 0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:42.400 last few dates I've said I'm not feeling it. I 0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:43.319 felt this one. 0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:44.400 Where did you feel it? 0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:45.960 I've felt the maloins. 0:34:47.840 --> 0:34:49.000 How did it make you feel? 0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:51.520 It was good? It was it was it was just 0:34:51.680 --> 0:34:55.319 a beautiful date, Alicia. I think that's how you say 0:34:55.320 --> 0:34:59.160 your name. Their connection, man, that's thick I can smell it. 0:34:59.239 --> 0:35:01.920 It's pungent. Oh there it is. 0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:06.320 Oh that's disgusting, you've got issues. It's nicer, right, it's delightful. 0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:08.200 They have to be the ones at the end, right, 0:35:08.280 --> 0:35:10.040 that's such an obvious like there's no one else. 0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.239 We talked about the cardinal rule of the bachelor not 0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:14.840 opening up to the women on the dates, and I 0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:18.080 think Jed is just totally crossed that line. He's like, 0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.480 I miss you so much, I'm falling in love with you. 0:35:20.560 --> 0:35:21.400 I just want to be with you. 0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:23.960 They've kind of given up on Jed on trying to 0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:25.520 hide it. They're like, oh, we'll just give them one 0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:29.120 storyline unlessa're so obvious here or here she is, right, that's. 0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:31.399 I mean, it can't be anybody else. And oh my god, 0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:35.240 oh my god, imagine if they fuck us with a finale, 0:35:35.880 --> 0:35:38.360 no imagine, no, oh my god. 0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:42.160 We will riot. We will riot for Alicia. One thing though, 0:35:42.480 --> 0:35:44.520 is that I think Jed gets a bit stitched up 0:35:44.560 --> 0:35:47.239 on these dates, so every single date, because like they 0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:49.440 like to tell you every year that the bachelor is 0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.320 the one who organizes the dates, right, it's the bachelor 0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:54.400 who's organized, Like production just pays for it, but the 0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:58.799 bachelor comes up. If the bachelor organizes the date, why 0:35:58.960 --> 0:36:01.799 has every single date that Jed's been on been something 0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:06.680 that he fucking hates. He's afraid of heights, He's afraid 0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:09.880 of roller coasters. He's literally afraid of everything. 0:36:10.400 --> 0:36:14.160 I'm scared of heid I'm not terrified at all. Jed 0:36:14.480 --> 0:36:17.000 is just afraid of heights, is afraid of roller coasters, 0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:18.000 it's afraid of the ice. 0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:20.880 I don't know, He's just afraid, do you know? 0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:22.560 I think when you hear us say that about Jed, 0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:25.480 that maybe he would be better soon with Abigail and 0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:28.239 they could be afraid of things together. Imagine that high 0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:31.280 tea on the rooftop of the q one. How freaked 0:36:31.320 --> 0:36:31.880 out would they be? 0:36:32.200 --> 0:36:33.879 They just spent the whole time screaming at each other. 0:36:35.400 --> 0:36:38.080 So after this single day there is possibly the most 0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:40.520 unnecessary situation. 0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:43.840 One of the weirdest parts of this episode was the 0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:47.160 group date where the guys were like, Hey, what do 0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:50.120 should we do it this afternoon? Right? Like a barbecue? 0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:51.879 What do you want to do? Maybe a dinner date? 0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:54.280 And then they're like, but how do we tell the girls? 0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.880 Why did they include that? For all of the like 0:36:58.120 --> 0:36:59.879 how we talked about earlier, how they've had to cut 0:37:00.080 --> 0:37:02.960 out storylines because there's just not enough time. This was 0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:06.160 the most unnecessary setup for a group date that there 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:06.560 ever was. 0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:10.480 They even had. The idea was that the penthouse of 0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:12.959 Q one looks down to the mansion where the women 0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:14.680 are staying. So they were like, we can just we 0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:17.800 can write a message on cards, blade and windows, and 0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:19.600 the women will see it with the telescope. 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.279 But it's almost like they've rented these two properties and 0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:24.280 that's a selling point that they had to get it across, 0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.480 and they're like, it's really close within viewing distance. Wh've 0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:30.080 gone back to that whole lux listenings thing. I'm so 0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:33.520 confused as to why they didn't just use those phones 0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:36.080 that they used in the group dates. Like a couple 0:37:36.120 --> 0:37:37.520 episodes ago, like four. 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:40.440 Episodes ago, they would call them all they. 0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:42.600 Just rock up. Why didn't they just rock up? They've 0:37:42.640 --> 0:37:44.239 done that on other dates. They've just showed up at 0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:45.080 the house. 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:47.560 Osha never ever tells the girls when he's rocking up. 0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:49.239 He's just like, hey, I'm here, and they're all like 0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:51.560 in the shower, Oh fuck off, what are you doing? 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:55.360 And it's like it's bachelor, anything can happen. 0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:57.840 Okay, So basically what we're saying is they held up 0:37:57.920 --> 0:38:01.160 these sign that it's said dinners had to try and uncode, 0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:02.239 decode whatever it is. 0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:09.080 It showed Felix, Jed, and Thomas writing out every letter dinner, dinner, 0:38:09.239 --> 0:38:11.399 de I double a oh far out. 0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:14.480 Why we're doing this anyway? In what would come as 0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:17.239 absolutely non surprise to anyone, they all went and had 0:38:17.280 --> 0:38:20.840 dinner together at the girl's house, So at the bachelorette mansion. 0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:26.480 Imagine if the women were like, Nah, yeah, we're good. Actually, 0:38:26.600 --> 0:38:28.719 like weather's pretty decent, we're having a good time at 0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:30.279 the pool, go tonight. Nah. 0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:32.279 And also you know that it's going to end up 0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.480 being a rose ceremony. Why are they always so shocked 0:38:34.880 --> 0:38:35.520 a single time? 0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:40.080 Because there's a cycle, you can't you get it. Maybe 0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:42.839 maybe it was a surprise. They would have known sure 0:38:42.960 --> 0:38:45.560 that there was a rose ceremony looming any second. 0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:48.120 And also the fact that they're you know, so three 0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:50.960 people go home in this episode, and they're also shocked 0:38:50.960 --> 0:38:53.560 at three people, but actually it's just one person because 0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:56.239 it's one person from each person who's dating someone. So 0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:58.120 Jed loses a girl Felix is a girl. 0:38:58.160 --> 0:38:58.319 Tom. 0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:00.839 It's just it's just one person really in the grand 0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:03.160 scheme of things. Well, one thing they did do on 0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:06.480 this dinner day they played something which do you know what? 0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:08.200 I think it's something that a lot of people would 0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:09.560 do on like a Tinder date or something. 0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:11.000 No, I feel like a lot of people would do 0:39:11.080 --> 0:39:12.160 this when they're fourteen. 0:39:14.480 --> 0:39:17.120 They play a good game of Never have I ever. 0:39:17.239 --> 0:39:19.880 The grown adults looking for love? They're about to propose, 0:39:20.000 --> 0:39:22.360 and how do they decide who's got a better connection? 0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:26.600 Never have I ever had anal sex? Everyone? Okay, al right, 0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:28.400 I would have been into that. 0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:30.359 Now, what was the question? 0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:36.040 I've never never? Have I ever cheated, cheated, been cheated on? 0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:38.160 I don't know. I don't know if I have been. 0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:38.800 I'm sure I have. 0:39:39.160 --> 0:39:41.719 Never have I ever pretended to be someone I'm not 0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:43.600 to impress a person. 0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:44.000 All the time? 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:45.160 Who are you pretending to be? 0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:48.040 It all started. I must have been grabbed. 0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:50.640 Four and I wouldn't have time for this. 0:39:53.400 --> 0:39:56.880 Sorry. At the time, everybody loved Hansen. 0:39:57.560 --> 0:39:59.520 I fucking loved Hansen. 0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:02.320 Yes, who I had a big crush on was a 0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:04.920 huge Hanson fan, and I had to listen to them, 0:40:04.960 --> 0:40:07.759 and I thought Nan for me and I had to 0:40:07.840 --> 0:40:10.719 be like, oh I Lovembo. Yeah, that's the best song ever. 0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:14.960 Because Jess loved them so much. I hated them, but 0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:15.759 I pretended. 0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:18.040 Have you really hung on to that, haven't you? Oh? 0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:18.279 Yeah? 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:20.840 I always think back to that Maddie Jay when I 0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:21.880 was I don't. 0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:25.040 Think any girl like girls loved Hanson because they loved 0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:27.240 the idea of being with Hanson as like a twelve 0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:30.040 year old. But nobody loved Hanson in the hope that 0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:31.080 their boyfriends like hands. 0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:34.120 No, it's the common ground, Laura. The common ground is 0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:37.200 what you're searching for, and if we have the same passion, 0:40:37.719 --> 0:40:38.120 you're in. 0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:41.480 Well, speaking of common ground, I once pretended that I 0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:43.160 was into meditation to Si. 0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:46.600 A guy with weird Thomas. You dated Thomas? 0:40:47.640 --> 0:40:50.400 I told you I've dated Harmers Thomas from Sitting. Oh, 0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:53.040 he's from Bonda. I probably did date him. I've just forgotten. 0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:56.280 I pretended that I was into meditation, that I journaled, 0:40:56.560 --> 0:40:58.880 and I have never journaled in my entire life. It 0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:00.520 was not an easy life to maintained. 0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:02.719 Did it get your sex? Ah? 0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:04.319 Yeah, but it was bad? 0:41:04.560 --> 0:41:05.120 Was he ever? 0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:05.320 Like? 0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:07.680 Can I read your journal? Is that a thing to do? 0:41:07.760 --> 0:41:09.920 People share journals? Is that no? 0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:12.479 But I do remember him asking me, like, what sort 0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:14.719 of journaling I did? And I was like, I just 0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:20.759 ride about my day, Okay, look for the things we do. 0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:22.960 The things we do when we're searching for love with 0:41:23.120 --> 0:41:24.719 love makes you do crazy things. 0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:27.800 I couldn't agree more. In the pursuit, just when I 0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:31.640 thought I thought, the storyline one that we've heard far 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:34.080 too often. It's getting a little bit exhausted, but it's 0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:36.600 reared its head again. The polyamory. 0:41:36.960 --> 0:41:41.640 Polyamory's back, Jess, she's and you know what, Kudos to 0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:45.919 Jess for laying it on the table and not sugarcoating 0:41:46.360 --> 0:41:48.560 what it is that she was. Okay, she's confused, she 0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:51.280 doesn't know what she wants. But even though she's confused, 0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:53.279 she still lays on the table. How confusing it is 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:53.760 to everyone. 0:41:53.840 --> 0:41:56.640 I find it quite arrogant in a way, and people 0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:58.920 are like, good on you for just being honest. But 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:01.000 I don't know this something about it that I'm like, 0:42:01.120 --> 0:42:03.520 that's just it is so honest, to the point where 0:42:04.160 --> 0:42:07.080 I think Crystal asked her like, if you end up, 0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:10.359 you know, winning this thing, and you know down the track, 0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:11.960 you get a bit bored and you want to meet someone, 0:42:12.160 --> 0:42:14.239 will you do that? And she's like, yeah, probably, I 0:42:14.360 --> 0:42:15.840 just asked my partner if I can go off and 0:42:15.880 --> 0:42:18.320 meet someone and have sex with him. I get that 0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:21.719 that's what a polyamorous relationship is, but she's just so 0:42:22.400 --> 0:42:23.719 like lase with it all. 0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:25.799 Yeah, I think the thing that's like the real red 0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:27.880 flag here, and I do hope that Felix sees it. 0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:30.799 There's nothing wrong with wanting to be in an open relationship, 0:42:31.080 --> 0:42:33.520 but there is when the person that you're being in 0:42:33.600 --> 0:42:36.000 a relationship with does not want to be in an 0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:38.279 open relationship. And the big part of this that I 0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:40.480 was like, oh, that's never going to work out was 0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:44.040 when Jess said that she wants to come out of 0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:47.200 this experiment with Felix. She wants to be monogamous with him, 0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:49.320 but she doesn't know if she wants to be monogamous 0:42:49.400 --> 0:42:51.920 with him forever, So she wants the option to be 0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:54.359 able to be open in the future, and that's something 0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:56.320 that he's been really clear that he doesn't want, so 0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:59.680 to me, it almost feels a little bit like Jess 0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:03.439 will compromise on monogamy in the short term in order 0:43:03.520 --> 0:43:05.960 to win, but then doesn't want to compromise on like 0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:08.240 what actually makes them suitable as a long term couple. 0:43:08.800 --> 0:43:09.600 You're so smart. 0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:10.239 I love it. 0:43:10.600 --> 0:43:13.279 But at this point I will say you were wrong 0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:15.040 because at this point you thought there was a bit 0:43:15.120 --> 0:43:17.800 of tension between Crystal and Felix because a lot of 0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:21.560 the prodding was being done by Crystal, which which was funny, right. 0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:24.160 Because I think Crystal is just very direct, and I 0:43:24.560 --> 0:43:26.880 sometimes get a little bit of push and pull between 0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:29.440 Crystal and Felix, Like I feel like Crystal asked the 0:43:29.480 --> 0:43:32.840 hard questions and Felix answers them, sometimes in quite a 0:43:32.920 --> 0:43:35.040 direct way. And I was like, oh, here's the tension. 0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:39.279 It's obviously Crystal going home. However, I am going to 0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.279 say what I said on last week's episode. I'm gonna 0:43:41.280 --> 0:43:44.400 say it again. I think that they have hidden so 0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:47.919 much of Crystal's story. There is no way in hell 0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:50.560 that they only made out on that twenty minute body 0:43:50.600 --> 0:43:52.960 painting date and they've never made out since. Could you 0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.640 imagine if Crystal had gotten to this point in this 0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:59.080 experience and she had not kissed the guy, we would 0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:00.759 have heard of it. You would have said it in 0:44:00.800 --> 0:44:03.040 a box. You're in an interview, like how come we 0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:05.520 were so intimate in the beginning and now nothing's happened, 0:44:05.600 --> 0:44:08.920 Like we are missing so much of their story. And 0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:12.080 I want answers, I want accountability. I want to know 0:44:12.120 --> 0:44:12.640 what happened? 0:44:13.160 --> 0:44:15.399 Can we get Crystal one? I know we talked about. 0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:16.800 No, we're not doing any interviews. 0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:18.719 Okay, okay, all right, I don't have it in me. 0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.000 I like that you thought about it long and hard 0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:22.560 before you gave me a direct answer. 0:44:23.320 --> 0:44:25.319 I did not have it in me for interviews this week. 0:44:25.560 --> 0:44:28.840 If you really want an interview, like you're gonna have 0:44:28.960 --> 0:44:30.680 to badge me, you know, like not just you, but 0:44:30.800 --> 0:44:33.000 like the people badger me about it, and then I'll 0:44:33.000 --> 0:44:34.440 think about it. But I just don't think I have 0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:34.759 it in me. 0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:36.600 You've almost went a little bit British there as well. 0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:39.480 Oh you've got a badge of me the people you've 0:44:39.480 --> 0:44:40.200 got to come for me? 0:44:40.360 --> 0:44:43.520 Mate, you do a very good English accent, Thank you 0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:44.000 very much. 0:44:44.280 --> 0:44:47.400 I'm sure I'm sure anyone who's English right now is like, 0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:50.920 what the hell was that? And you're like that was brilliant. 0:44:51.800 --> 0:44:54.799 Okay, So this date takes a bit of a turn. 0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:58.560 This this group is lovely question group date. Everyone's lovely 0:44:58.600 --> 0:45:00.960 getting along, drinking out for cocktaig. 0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:02.400 Glasses, great cocktail glasses. 0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:04.160 Would you like to know where they're from? 0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:06.040 Didn't you almost buy them? Very expensive? 0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:06.279 No? 0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:09.040 I didn't. We looked at them, probably from Amazon. 0:45:08.880 --> 0:45:11.160 I think. No, No, they're really expensive, are they? Yeah, 0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:12.440 like a hundred bucks of glass. 0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:15.080 That is a lot of money for a champagne glass. 0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:15.919 I mean a cocktaig glass. 0:45:16.040 --> 0:45:18.200 Rich coming from someone who spends five thousand dollars on 0:45:18.440 --> 0:45:19.440 led face mask. 0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:23.200 It wasn't five thousand dollars, Okay. So Osha walks in 0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:26.080 and he's like, dumb, dumb, dumb, you're three of you 0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:28.640 bitches are going home, And he did say that. They 0:45:28.719 --> 0:45:31.240 all like start screaming, and then someone. 0:45:31.080 --> 0:45:34.400 Sets the wall on fire and mashing glasses. Yeah, a 0:45:34.560 --> 0:45:36.440 chair ends up in the river in front of the 0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:37.120 Batch mansion. 0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:39.360 The police came, they all get arrested. 0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:42.960 It's just like far And then Thomas grabs his crystal 0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:47.279 and fights the police with a crystal, which is very 0:45:47.440 --> 0:45:48.160 unlike Thomas. 0:45:48.480 --> 0:45:50.400 No, no, but I mean it has healing properties. So 0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:52.600 the police officer recovers very quickly and it. 0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:54.480 Is all all forgiven. 0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:58.080 So three people go home. It's all very suspense filed. 0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:00.680 I was a little bit worried there for a minute. 0:46:00.760 --> 0:46:02.200 I thought Kristal was going home. 0:46:02.640 --> 0:46:04.279 But well, let's start with j. Let's that with. Ja 0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:08.960 sends home Bella, which was obviously going to happen the 0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:10.480 girl he didn't get the kiss on the group date. 0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:13.120 Yeah, he sends Bella home, and it was really sweet. 0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:16.239 I think that this was one of the most beautiful 0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:18.440 exits that I've seen in a bachelor. 0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:22.239 Never let anyone change who you are. Don't ever let 0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:25.440 anyone tell you that you should be silent, don't ever 0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:27.120 listen to them, be you. 0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:29.840 Please just ever change for anyone. 0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:31.759 I won't, and don't be sorry, because you know what, like, 0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:34.240 there's nothing that I would change through this entire experience 0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.560 that I can't make you love me. And it's fine, 0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:40.000 and I know, and I know in some capacity, I 0:46:40.120 --> 0:46:40.720 know you care. 0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:42.279 About me and I can about you. We're going to 0:46:42.280 --> 0:46:44.440 be friends and maybe we'll start a country western then 0:46:44.760 --> 0:46:45.680 please always. 0:46:48.560 --> 0:46:51.600 Thomas is up next, and he's also in emotional turmoil 0:46:51.680 --> 0:46:54.120 over who he should give a rose to, Kiki, who 0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:56.960 he seems to have a very deep connection with, or Jasmine, 0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:59.320 who he barely knows. It's very hard for me. 0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:00.880 You all know it's going to be Jasmine. 0:47:00.960 --> 0:47:03.960 Surprisingly, he gives the rose to Kiki or one surprise 0:47:04.040 --> 0:47:06.239 and the Akiki and then Jasmine goes. But Jasmine is 0:47:06.719 --> 0:47:09.319 she's actually really upset. I do feel for the girl. 0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:13.200 I think she I think she had much stronger feelings 0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:14.920 for him than what had ever developed for him. 0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:17.719 Why she started seeing him like three days ago? It 0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:20.040 doesn't make any sense. Love knows no bounce all right, 0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:22.160 the Rubig cliffhanger. 0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:23.960 Laura Burn, what you've all been waiting for? 0:47:24.560 --> 0:47:27.439 What the hell is going to happen next? Nobody knows? 0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:30.480 Or do they? You don't? You didn't know? 0:47:31.120 --> 0:47:34.400 Okay, for a minute there I was a bit concern. 0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:36.799 The editing got me good. 0:47:37.239 --> 0:47:40.280 You were like you were like, I told you, Crystal's 0:47:40.320 --> 0:47:42.800 coming home. I knew it. No, I knew it. It 0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:43.360 was obvious. 0:47:43.560 --> 0:47:45.080 No, she's gonna win. She's going to be there right 0:47:45.200 --> 0:47:50.000 to the end. I did not see Tilly going home. 0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:53.840 Who did he pick first? Jess? Jess memory. 0:47:54.080 --> 0:47:57.040 She literally sat there and said we have nothing in 0:47:57.120 --> 0:47:59.399 common and what completely different things? And he was like, Jess, 0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:01.360 he'ld right, he can't. 0:48:01.120 --> 0:48:04.160 Even every time he's kissed Jess on camera, She's like, 0:48:05.040 --> 0:48:05.800 I don't know about this. 0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:07.799 Dama's gonna be angry at. 0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:10.760 Me, right, jess should have gone home? 0:48:11.160 --> 0:48:12.600 Yeah, she should have gone home. 0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:14.120 Felix, man, what are you doing? 0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:14.399 Well? 0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:14.680 You know what? 0:48:14.800 --> 0:48:16.919 I feel like, Abigail is the only person making sense 0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:17.600 in this whole thing. 0:48:18.520 --> 0:48:23.800 If Felix wants a monogamous relationship, then Jessica and Avin 0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:24.399 should go home. 0:48:25.280 --> 0:48:29.279 How is Abigail still there? How is the crazy cat 0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:33.160 lady who was petrified of tomato sauce still in the mix. 0:48:33.400 --> 0:48:35.239 It's an absolute mystery to. 0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:38.680 Everyone because I think she's fucking great. I'm here for Abigail. 0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:42.480 I'm here for crazy cat Lady. I am still so 0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:45.400 shocked that Tilly went home. I think the bait and 0:48:45.480 --> 0:48:49.040 switch are they god as good. If that had happened, 0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:51.920 say like four years ago on Bachelor Prime Time, people 0:48:51.960 --> 0:48:53.880 would be Punky would have been there with the recaps. 0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:56.000 It would have been a whole thing. But hardly anyone's 0:48:56.000 --> 0:48:57.759 seen it, so no one cares as much as we do. 0:48:58.320 --> 0:48:59.919 But I care in my soul. 0:49:00.120 --> 0:49:01.839 No, I feel like the listeners they care. 0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:02.480 Do we care? 0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:02.920 Yeah? 0:49:03.040 --> 0:49:05.120 We all care. Tilly we're here and we care. 0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:07.160 Maybe we could get her on the podcast. 0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.040 No, we're not doing interviews, all right, I think that. 0:49:10.080 --> 0:49:12.640 I'd suggest it test the water, see how you're feeling. 0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:16.040 That's fine, and that is pretty much it. Did anything 0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:16.600 else happen? 0:49:17.200 --> 0:49:19.440 That is no, that is it. That is it. We 0:49:19.960 --> 0:49:23.520 now have three episodes remaining, so you know what we 0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:27.360 could do now, Laura, go to bed, have some you know, 0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:30.760 sleeper term, cuddling term, if you know what I'm saying. 0:49:30.920 --> 0:49:32.840 I have a shower and go to sleep. 0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:35.560 All let's talk of Tilly is making me a little 0:49:35.600 --> 0:49:36.640 bit horny? 0:49:37.160 --> 0:49:39.279 Really No, no, really, that was weird. 0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:39.920 Let's go to bed. 0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:41.799 That's going to be a dellly mail quote right there. 0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:46.040 Horny for Tilly. Well she's still single. 0:49:46.080 --> 0:49:50.520 Apparently we could rewatch episode six and then head to bed. 0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:54.920 I do not want to watch any more Bachelor tonight. 0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.759 Just think about it, a little bit of fun. You're 0:49:57.880 --> 0:49:59.439 me Tilly in the mix. 0:50:02.360 --> 0:50:05.399 And on that note, if you're still with us, thank 0:50:05.440 --> 0:50:08.279 you for listening to another episode of that Chung cut. 0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:10.680 We really need to go to bed now. This one 0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:13.760 has been a hard and long one. Not like anything 0:50:13.840 --> 0:50:16.520 that you contribute to the conversation. 0:50:16.239 --> 0:50:17.920 Anyway, do not get me started. 0:50:18.000 --> 0:50:20.040 All right, Well, if you have enjoyed the episodes you 0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:23.480 guys know the Drill, please go subscribe on Apple Podcasts 0:50:23.480 --> 0:50:26.279 wherever you listen to your podcast, leave a review, tell 0:50:26.400 --> 0:50:28.840 your friends, share the shit out of it. How's it go? 0:50:29.560 --> 0:50:32.040 You know the drill? You need to stop flirting with me, Laura. 0:50:32.760 --> 0:50:34.759 Tell your mom, tell your dad, tell your dog, and 0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:36.759 your friends, and your cousin and your uncle, and your 0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.759 sister and your brother. And it's gonna get angry at 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:40.960 me for going rogue on this stuff. 0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:41.920 And share the. 0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:43.480 Love because. 0:50:45.200 --> 0:50:49.520 We love love. That was a nice time from you. 0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:51.160 Thank you, Thank you. 0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:13.759 Tavakaran A the babani a tavakara A by thea