Speaker 1: Laura. Come on, Ollo, ladies, how are we?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello, good, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 1: Happy Tuesday.
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 1: I was just reading up on the Sabrina Carpenter curse
Speaker 1: you guys across.
Speaker 2: This No, no, so imagine like that's what you're going
Speaker 2: viral for being a curse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand what's happened.
Speaker 1: They're calling me the female Drake, right, you know, Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter Espresso, you'd love it.
Speaker 4: She fronted for Taylor Swift when Taylor Swift was here touring.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now she she's currently touring all around the US. And
Speaker 1: what she's doing is she's wearing different like basketball baseball
Speaker 1: team jerseys and they're like glzzy and all glam dark.
Speaker 3: No, she's wearing just like it's not even that manch She's.
Speaker 2: Just wearing sports jerseys, like all different sports. So she's
Speaker 2: done football, she's done hockey, basketball, baseball.
Speaker 3: She loves a jersey some kind of her look right,
Speaker 3: no pants underneath you wears a dress.
Speaker 2: But a lot of them are personalized, like the team
Speaker 2: would have sent them to her, or they're from her
Speaker 2: hometown or whatever. But lately, every single one that she
Speaker 2: has worn, the team has then lost. And some of
Speaker 2: them are really big moments. Some of them are like
Speaker 2: crucial moments to keep them in the playoffs or they
Speaker 2: have to stay in to do this, this or this,
Speaker 2: And every time she wears one.
Speaker 3: They lose.
Speaker 4: She's probably not going to get any more free shirts.
Speaker 3: I would say, I think so. I think people like
Speaker 3: stop wearing it.
Speaker 2: This.
Speaker 4: For some reason, this reminds me of do you remember
Speaker 4: when obviously, when the COVID virus happened and Corona covid.
Speaker 4: I just remember, no way Corona Corona beer being named
Speaker 4: after something that was so terrible. The last thing you
Speaker 4: want it for her is to be like known as
Speaker 4: the curse that then makes all of these sports playoffs lose.
Speaker 1: You'd be so devastrat if you named you Charlie Bowler
Speaker 1: ten years ago. And then beautiful name though it is,
Speaker 1: it's like any Bolerler.
Speaker 3: That's probably got the name.
Speaker 2: Hey, big show coming up today. But I do tell
Speaker 2: you my sister Sherry.
Speaker 1: We love Sherry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Shockingly made international headlines. Literally, I saw her on the
Speaker 2: international news. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it your fault? Partially?
Speaker 1: I feel like it always your fault? All right, that's
Speaker 1: next here to pick up well give a Tuesday afternoon. Everyone. Hi.
Speaker 2: So before we come in and do the show, we
Speaker 2: all jump online and we trol the world for news
Speaker 2: that we can talk about.
Speaker 3: What is everyone doing, what's going down?
Speaker 2: And I was today over in the UK for the
Speaker 2: UK News seeing what was happening on that side of
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: So were you were about to say?
Speaker 2: You were actually in the UK, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: you're back here, fast in here.
Speaker 3: Well, we cruise through the country, so I was like,
Speaker 3: let's see what's happening over in the UK.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of crazy news from the UK
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: So anyway, imagine my shock when I open up the
Speaker 2: news over there and staring back at me is my
Speaker 2: sister Sherry.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a whole photo with a bold headline about
Speaker 3: my sister.
Speaker 2: And I was like what because my sister lives over
Speaker 2: in Scotland, and I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 3: That is so weird.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I went on a story that happened to her
Speaker 2: last week. I told on Life on Cut podcast and
Speaker 2: I thought nothing of it. I told the story and
Speaker 2: then got on with it, and it has gone bonkers.
Speaker 2: I've since googled it. Her story has gone around the world.
Speaker 3: It's not just on the mirror.
Speaker 4: I opened up so like I was going on daily Mail,
Speaker 4: and I mean everything ends up on daily Mail, but
Speaker 4: I opened up, you know, female, it's like a section
Speaker 4: which is like, here's all the news that you were like,
Speaker 4: if you're a woman. I clicked on it and there
Speaker 4: is a massive picture of Sherry's face as the number
Speaker 4: one start article in the country.
Speaker 1: Did you tell a story of the show?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm going to tell you. It's
Speaker 3: so Sherry's living every in the UK.
Speaker 2: She just had a baby, like pretty a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks old, and she was really starting to feel unwell,
Speaker 2: like getting a bit of a cold or something, and
Speaker 2: so she instead of taking medication because you can't really,
Speaker 2: she was like, I'm just going to go back the
Speaker 2: old school way and buy a leader of orange juice,
Speaker 2: get all the vitamin C from it. Because she's also
Speaker 2: a nutritus rise, get all your vitamins juice. I mean
Speaker 2: you can, of course, you can get stuff naturally, so yeah,
Speaker 2: with cordial.
Speaker 1: Mitch, I'm thinking of one.
Speaker 2: No, So she got the orange juice anyway, she knew
Speaker 2: how much she had in there. She sectioned it out
Speaker 2: for the week, went about a day and then she
Speaker 2: went back to the fridge later that day to get
Speaker 2: her juice and it was gone. And she just lives
Speaker 2: with her and her husband, so she went back out
Speaker 2: to her husband Jay. She's like, raging, I cannot believe
Speaker 2: you would take my juice when I'm sick.
Speaker 3: I've had a baby. You know that that's all I
Speaker 3: need to get me through and to get me better.
Speaker 3: And he was like, whoa, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: Jasu a gentleman, we know Jay. He would never do
Speaker 1: that without asking.
Speaker 3: Jay is the best.
Speaker 4: And also Sherry's breastfeeding at the moment, so like for
Speaker 4: anyone who's ever been breastfeeding, it is like you need
Speaker 4: to have liquid, you need to drink all the time.
Speaker 4: You're always dehydrated, and you get really excited about the
Speaker 4: things that you want to have.
Speaker 2: So she was raging, right, and He's like, it wasn't me,
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, it wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Also full hormones, but she's like, who was it then?
Speaker 2: Jay? Because they live alone, so Jay's brother, her brother
Speaker 2: in law, lives downstairs in the apartments as well, so
Speaker 2: they were like, must have been him.
Speaker 3: So they went down to ask him, this is Sharan
Speaker 3: just like raging sharing to asked him. He was like,
Speaker 3: I haven't even been upstairs. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Sharan was like, stop gaslighting me.
Speaker 2: One of you have taken it because no one else
Speaker 2: lives here. Then they were trying to think of who
Speaker 2: else it could have been, and they realized the only
Speaker 2: other person to have come into that house was a
Speaker 2: trade that they had come to fix some windows.
Speaker 3: And they were like, surely not.
Speaker 2: So they luckily have a door cam, so they went
Speaker 2: to the door cam and watched back through the footage
Speaker 2: and they have this photo so good of the trade
Speaker 2: leaving with.
Speaker 3: A Lita bottle of juice under his arm.
Speaker 2: The whole thing get out in that going to someone's
Speaker 2: house doing a job like unclogging a toilet and then
Speaker 2: taking home a barbecue chicken on your way out of
Speaker 2: that bridge, and.
Speaker 1: He took he's got his shoes in his hand, like
Speaker 1: get off to the gym.
Speaker 2: But this is the thing, right, he was blight enough
Speaker 2: to take his shoes off to enter the house, but
Speaker 2: then just did his grocery.
Speaker 3: Shopping on the way. I was like, so he took
Speaker 3: the whole leader of orangehoes, not a drink. It wasn't
Speaker 3: just thirsty.
Speaker 2: It was like, I'm just going to concuse it was
Speaker 2: there to do? Was it a quick job or just
Speaker 2: fix some windows? So he's not coming back, but it's
Speaker 2: gone viral and we've had so many people writing to
Speaker 2: us about these funny things.
Speaker 4: I'm desperate. I am desperate for the trading to see
Speaker 4: this because it has gone so viral that I think
Speaker 4: he will see it.
Speaker 1: Poor Bustard didn't realize Cherry Hockley gave her a quick Google,
Speaker 1: so it didn't realize he's the sister to Brittany Hockley
Speaker 1: with the biggest podcast radio show in Australia. He's doomed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'd love to know for you guys listening,
Speaker 2: like what has a trading done to you? Like what
Speaker 2: experience has happened. We've got a lot of poopy stories,
Speaker 2: but I reckon there are so many funny ones.
Speaker 3: Toilet Oh, I.
Speaker 4: Mean respect to them, they've got to go to the
Speaker 4: toilet somewhere. And if you have a trade coming to
Speaker 4: your house, you've got to let them look like use
Speaker 4: the loop.
Speaker 2: I agree, but they could clean up after themselves. There's
Speaker 2: got to be some like trady etiquette. I think trades
Speaker 2: can always have a drink as long as it said
Speaker 2: he while you're working. If you get thirsty, like help
Speaker 2: yourself to a glass of water. That is different from
Speaker 2: stealing an unopened leader of orange.
Speaker 1: Our phone lines already blowing up. Let's got a break.
Speaker 1: We check your traffic when we come back. What did
Speaker 1: the trady do? How did you catch him next? On
Speaker 1: the pickup?
Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, welcome.
Speaker 2: We have been having a bit of a laugh about
Speaker 2: a story that happened to my sister. She had a
Speaker 2: trade come to her house to fix a window. While
Speaker 2: he was there, he decided to take an entire unopened
Speaker 2: liter of orange juice from her fridge. Just took it
Speaker 2: and Sheridan caught him with their door camp so she
Speaker 2: didn't catch me in person. The juice went missing and
Speaker 2: she couldn't get to the bottom of who took the juice,
Speaker 2: And then she saw the trady doing a runner with
Speaker 2: this whole lider of juice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you spoke about it on your podcast Life and Cut.
Speaker 1: Now it's gone viral. One of the biggest stories on
Speaker 1: the Mirror in the UK.
Speaker 2: We've had some people I've had some people texted in
Speaker 2: on our text line in the break, I want to
Speaker 2: read you something out. I once had a worker take
Speaker 2: an entire block of unopened parmesan cheese.
Speaker 1: Like a wheel, like a whole round rolling.
Speaker 4: He was making dinner that night and he just he
Speaker 4: wasn't going to be able to get out to the shop,
Speaker 4: so he had a quick little shop in your fridge.
Speaker 3: Go to someone's fridge and pantry your grocery.
Speaker 4: It's also just really ballsy, though, because it's more so
Speaker 4: that like the fear of getting caught or the fear
Speaker 4: of someone knowing that you've done it. Like, it's so
Speaker 4: ballsy to think you can get away with this. Also,
Speaker 4: palmes and cheese, it's a good one.
Speaker 1: That's that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I came home and found a trading having a
Speaker 2: nap in my son's bed.
Speaker 1: You can't do that in the sun's bed too. There's
Speaker 1: an underlying creature.
Speaker 2: But you're paying this person. Yeah, you're paying this person
Speaker 2: and they're asleep is one thing, but asleep.
Speaker 1: In your kids bed, you know. I once had a
Speaker 1: trading over and he was a family friend. He came
Speaker 1: over to mount a TV in my bedroom, but he
Speaker 1: also hung a mirror that was lying there on the
Speaker 1: on the ground. I didn't ask him, he just hung it.
Speaker 1: So it's the opposite side of I had the same thing.
Speaker 2: I had someone come and hang some art, and then
Speaker 2: he saw the mirror on the wall too, on the floor,
Speaker 2: and he was like jumping, hangar.
Speaker 1: I'll see that. There were good traders out there. Emily's
Speaker 1: called us, Hey, what did your trade do? What did
Speaker 1: you catch him doing?
Speaker 5: They were and I house installing a fence, and I
Speaker 5: was just sitting in my laund dream and then looked
Speaker 5: up and he was winging in the backyard.
Speaker 3: Were just in the loand room window.
Speaker 2: Maybe he didn't want to use your tweeler because he'd
Speaker 2: heard us all complain about it, so we thought I'll
Speaker 2: just do it in the garden.
Speaker 1: Was he doing it on bitchmen or was it grass
Speaker 1: or bush?
Speaker 5: It was grass.
Speaker 3: It's nice that leads at name. It kills. It's terrible
Speaker 3: for the lawn at least.
Speaker 1: Hey, what happened with your trading? What did you catch
Speaker 1: him doing? In the act? Redhanded?
Speaker 6: Hey? Yeah, I was had the apprentice over and he
Speaker 6: was in the backyard, and all of a sudden I
Speaker 6: heard a girl's voice, and he'd invited his girlfriend around
Speaker 6: to have lunch in the middle of the stop.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 3: I mean, if he gets his lunch break, you can
Speaker 3: do whatever you want in that time.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Were you mad about that, Elice?
Speaker 6: No, I was trying to play it. Course was just like,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, but she didn't come back again, so I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 2: In that trade's defense, I dated a trade a builder
Speaker 2: for eight years, and I used to take him lunch
Speaker 2: and have lunch with him on the job site too.
Speaker 2: Would you go to someone's house though they're living there. No,
Speaker 2: I would go to job sites when they were like
Speaker 2: being built. I wouldn't go into someone's house, but I
Speaker 2: saw to get it. Okay, what about this one. I
Speaker 2: have a lady that cleans my house. I came home
Speaker 2: and I found her, wait for it, having a bubble bar.
Speaker 1: It is the pick up around the country. Brittle or
Speaker 1: a midch Tuesday RVO.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 1: If you want your news headlines for your Tuesday, give
Speaker 1: us about ten minutes plus your traffic for your drive home.
Speaker 1: Are you picking up the kids in about five? Welcome everyone.
Speaker 4: I came across an article that had me in absolute
Speaker 4: stitches over the weekend.
Speaker 3: So imagine this.
Speaker 4: Imagine Okay, it's late at night and you have a
Speaker 4: loved one that's been buried in a cemetery.
Speaker 3: That's not funny, Okay, lots of us have that, all right,
Speaker 3: But you go to visit them.
Speaker 4: You're having a late visit at a cemetery to share
Speaker 4: dinner with your loved one, and all of a sudden
Speaker 4: you hear.
Speaker 2: A ghost. Is that the cemetery with you? And you think,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is that arnt Mildred. No, it's not art, Mildred.
Speaker 2: It's actually just a twenty four year old man who's
Speaker 2: hiding in the cemetery making ghost noises.
Speaker 3: Oh, that would be really scared.
Speaker 1: She had a joint. What's the story? Yeah, I'm imagining
Speaker 1: that punchline.
Speaker 2: There's a guy in the States who's been arrested hiding
Speaker 2: in cemeteries making ghost noises at poor people who are
Speaker 2: going to visit their to.
Speaker 3: Visit their family. What's being arrested for? What is it?
Speaker 3: He pleaded guilty to using threatened tending to be a ghost,
Speaker 3: or abusive behavior.
Speaker 4: Likely to cause distress and was fined thirty five pounds.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a lot of money. I I also said
Speaker 3: it was in the US, but it was and it
Speaker 3: was in the UK. But you know what the fine
Speaker 3: details of this story to.
Speaker 1: Think Aboutlaura's when she reads something, she just goes to
Speaker 1: the are cemetery aren't mildred, but leaves all detail out.
Speaker 4: But don't you think it's so fun I feel like
Speaker 4: all of us have, not that we've hidden in a cemetery,
Speaker 4: but the idea.
Speaker 3: Of done that.
Speaker 1: I think I speak for all of us when I
Speaker 1: say we've all prayked someone behind the grave, We've all
Speaker 1: embalmed someone and then laughed at them.
Speaker 2: I think it's so funny that you can be fined
Speaker 2: for this, That this is an actual law, that you
Speaker 2: can't hide in a cemetery and pretend to be a ghost.
Speaker 2: And you know what that means. It's time for Britt.
Speaker 2: She's back, She's brought it back.
Speaker 3: It's time for laws. Laws. Here we go, laws laws now.
Speaker 2: There are lots of very silly laws out there, and
Speaker 2: people have been arrested and fine for many things like
Speaker 2: woo in a cemetery.
Speaker 1: Laura, because you have to set this up. We have
Speaker 1: done this before. Laura has this weird hard on for laws.
Speaker 1: She brings up laws from around the world, and she
Speaker 1: tells us Britt that in thinking, we're going to love them,
Speaker 1: and they're the weirdest things ever.
Speaker 3: The thing is is that these are so stupid.
Speaker 4: But somebody had to have done it for it to
Speaker 4: be implemented as a law. That's why I find it fascinating.
Speaker 4: So here we go, laws, laws. I've got a couple
Speaker 4: of good ones for you. In Florida, unmarried women who
Speaker 4: parachute on Sundays can be fined or jailed, but only
Speaker 4: on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Surely days from like the seventeen on where they paraguided
Speaker 2: in the seventeen hundred.
Speaker 1: Imagine being that one woman who did it on a
Speaker 1: Sunday and they're like, you, wench, we're setting go to
Speaker 1: the courts.
Speaker 2: Now, legislation, guys, we need to get on the patriarchy
Speaker 2: about this, because this is a rule that was created
Speaker 2: to uphold traditional values and social norms regarding appropriate activities
Speaker 2: for women on Sundays.
Speaker 3: All right, Next one, in.
Speaker 2: Kentucky, it's illegal to die Duckling's blue and to sell them.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, animal cruelty, it's true. Why so he
Speaker 2: ducks though?
Speaker 1: Yeah, also could you do it?
Speaker 3: Pink and green and yellow, blue blue is specifically the law.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's for animal welfare purposes. Okay.
Speaker 4: In Tennessee it is a legal Oh no, this is
Speaker 4: what I understand. But in Tennessee it's illegal to use
Speaker 4: someone else's Netflix account.
Speaker 3: You can be fined.
Speaker 2: That should be everywhere. Mitch, you'd be done. You'd be
Speaker 2: in prison for you actually are on Guys. Look, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, Mitch, you would share anyones you actually know.
Speaker 2: You were talking about how you were sharing yours recently.
Speaker 2: You've also been a victim of this.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: And lastly, guys, this is one that I think we
Speaker 2: can all really take home and appreciate.
Speaker 3: In Alaska, it is illegal to push a live moose
Speaker 3: out of an aeroplane.
Speaker 2: This regulation addresses concerns for both the welfare of the
Speaker 2: moose and the safety considerations for people on the ground.
Speaker 3: I feel like it.
Speaker 2: Should be illegal to push any animal out of an airplane.
Speaker 3: Why are we just on the moose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but imagine being on the ground and you see
Speaker 4: a moose flying out of an aeroplane.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh God, think of the people and the moose,
Speaker 2: a bear.
Speaker 3: Fly out of it? Briti, Same guys. You're taking this
Speaker 3: a little bit too seriously.
Speaker 2: Somebody or segment, somebody out there pushed a moose out
Speaker 2: of an aeroplane and you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: They got fined for it. Maybe it fell out of
Speaker 3: the aeroplane. Who knows why was it in there anyway?
Speaker 1: So many questions that Laura doesn't have the answers for that.
Speaker 3: Is it for laws, laws and back.
Speaker 2: If you're going to a semi this weekend, don't make
Speaker 2: any ghosts noises noises.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for it to be rested for another
Speaker 1: nine months. We did that segment like twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: It's coming back.
Speaker 1: We're getting out of here.