WEBVTT - Talking Body dysmorphic disorder and social media 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:24.800 I'm not ready about that. Hey you guys, and welcome 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:27.960 back to another episode of Life on Pat. I'm Brittany 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:31.440 and I'm Laura, and we are pumped to be here. 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:33.600 I am trying to live. And Laura up. She's in 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:35.959 a pajama, she's got a robot. Actually, let me talk 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.680 through it. She's got like this button up denim country 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.279 like farmer wants a wife shirt from cottona on. That's 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.839 what I water work today. But then she's draped like 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:50.720 a really old, big fluffy dressing gown over the top. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:54.160 She then has like Harry high pants pajamas on finnel 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.400 penama and she's tucked to the denim into the pajama bottom. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:00.280 I don't know what's going on. Well, I feel fucking 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:05.240 the trade. It's so funny because we used to like 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:08.560 really try when we turned up to these podcasts. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.440 I used to get dressed. We used to go to 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.120 a studio. It used to be really profreshed. 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.679 I have a wine, have a glass of wine. It 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.759 was like going to a job. And now you come 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:20.959 over and we record at nighttime and I'm in my 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:23.720 pajamas and I'm having a cup of tea. What do 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:26.040 you want to talk about the new postcode that appeared 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:29.479 on my face. Oh but you want to talk about that? 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:31.760 You want to talk about your little pimple. What it's like. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.800 You know, when there's something, it's like the elephant in 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.080 the room. I just want to bring it up before 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:39.760 you bring it up. I know you're gonna call me 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:41.360 out on it. I'm like, how's your day. You're like, 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.679 I've got a pimple. I've got a pimple. Why are 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.560 you looking at it all the time? What's wrong with you? 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:48.520 I do have an eruption on my face, guys. I 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:50.800 think it was from my stressful week last week. Usually 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:54.280 my skin's pretty decent. Anyway, I've got like this huge 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:57.120 new island that's appeared on my face. Usually I try 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:58.720 and hide it. Like Laura said, we used to turn 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.520 up to these and like try almost such trying impress 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:02.440 each other and be cute and professional, and now we 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.720 just let ourselves go. Well. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.040 One, the good thing about podcast is that no one 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:08.440 would have known that you had a pimple on your 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.520 face until you just declared that to the world. So 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.920 you're welcome. And two, it's kind of like dating. Like 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.000 when we first started this, podcast. We didn't really know 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.280 each other that well, and now over for the mum. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:22.160 That's true. We kind of slipped down this slippery slope 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:24.399 and now it's the real the honeymoon phase is over. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:26.359 This is the real meat. Yeah. I used to turn 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.760 up and like make up really cute clothes at the start, 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:30.640 and I just have to think, like, I need her 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.160 to know that this is still a good idea, and 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.360 I need her to know that, like I'm fashion, I'm fun, 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:39.000 I'm cool, I'm friendly, and now I just like barely 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.160 if we put on clothes and turn up to the podcast, 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.120 we're really overachieving. But we say this guys, but we 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:48.200 still take this podcast very very seriously. Just not our attire, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.320 that's all. Okay, So what have you done this week? 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:52.840 What can you bring to the table? Not a lot, 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:55.720 but I can tell you something that I learned, oh, 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.080 which I think is going to blow some people's minds 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:59.800 out there. Oh hit me, I'm ready for it. 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.040 This is probably only going to relate to a very 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:04.440 small number of people who actually listen to this podcast. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.320 If you have a child, you will be aware of 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.880 the TV show Bluey, which is like an Australian cartoon. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:14.280 There's two little dogs who you know, Bluey and Bingo? 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:21.640 Blue is a girl? What? Blueie is a freaking girl? No? 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.519 Where did you learn that? That was your mind? Blue Blue? 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.720 Blue's a boy? Blue is a boy's name. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:33.760 Yes, they're trying to challenge gender norms and stereotypes. So 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.040 I found out yesterday when I watched about seventeen episodes 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.560 back to back and Blue called her. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:42.160 Grandma and her grandma was like, hey, girls, nice to 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.000 see you. And I was like, but literally my brain exploded. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:47.360 And then I found myself googling is Bluey a girl? 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.800 And there you go. Google that shit. I will take 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.840 that to the bank because Blue is a girl. Do 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.360 you know what was funny was Matt putt On on 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.360 his story the other day. Hey, I've been watching Blue 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.680 for the last forty five minutes before I realized Marley's 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:02.560 been a way for an hour. We do it every night. 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.000 I think that most parents do, Like you end up 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.960 watching and it's bad, Like I know that we shouldn't 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:08.840 put Marley in front of the TV, but sometimes it's 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.680 like the second babysitter that you need in the day 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:12.920 just to get stuff done, and then you put them 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.520 down for a nap and you realize the whole nap 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:16.440 time has passed and. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:20.000 You're still watching the fucking Wiggles. Hey, you know what, 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:22.080 I want to add something to this. You know who 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:27.719 I hate who? Pepper Pig look hates a strong word. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.760 Pepper Pig is a little bitch. She's a little little 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.360 I was about to say she's a little pig, said 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:36.880 hate is a strong word, but then you went on 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:40.320 to call Pepper Pig, like an innocent children's cartoon, a 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:44.400 little bitch. I okay, so I don't use the term lightly. Guys. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:47.360 I baby sat my niece and nephew and Pixy and Ednie. 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:50.440 They're obsessed with Pepper Pig like every single child. And 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:51.640 it was the first time I was watching it, and 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.800 I was sitting there gobsmack. I had to pick my 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:57.760 draw up off the ground. She was a little bitch 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.760 to her mom, the way she was speaking to her mom. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.600 She hung up on the phone on her mum. She 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:04.680 treats her parents like dirt. She is really mean to 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.840 her friends. Like I don't know. I mean, I haven't 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.440 sat down and watched the whole series. I've only seen 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.799 a few episodes. I reckon that she's probably just behaving 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.919 like most children do. Children and like challenge their parents, 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.880 And why do you think they do that? Because they're 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.800 watching Pepper Pick. This is the problem raising our children 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.440 by a TV. I turned it off and I was like, 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.400 you can go outside and play. You'll never watch you 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.880 would never. I just couldn't believe it, Like God, we 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.280 are up watching like Bambi and things like that. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.080 Yeah, and having Barbie dolls that had absolutely no vaginas 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:34.839 and really being confused about her identity and. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.520 They used to try and have sex and stuff on today. No, 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:44.920 I didn't make my Barbie dollars anyway. What the hell 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.039 has been happening in your week? That was a weird tangent. Well, 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:51.719 I've had a few little hiccups this week. Number one 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:55.520 just like to continue Britney's moving fiasco, and everything that 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.920 could go wrong went wrong. I spent the whole night 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.560 because it was Sunday night last night, so I couldn't 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.039 call you one in my toilet broke. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.159 Oh, I know you facetimed me and I got to 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.360 watch you live in action with a hand down a 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.200 dunny Britt. She only had one glove, so she had 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.360 one glove on up to her elbow and was fishing 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.760 around a dunny with me on FaceTime, thinking I'm going 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:15.840 to be some sort of help. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.080 Can I just I just want to clarify that my 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.599 hand was in the clean part, like the cistern at 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:24.240 the top. It wasn't in the pooh toilets around anyway. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:27.040 It's a face on Laura Life. Put one hand down 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.320 in the dunny can and I'm like, Laura, I'm talking 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:32.679 her through this problem, and I'm like, this is the problem, thinking, 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.640 you know, she's been through life, she's had experience, she's 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:38.400 got a family, surely she has some advice, and only 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:40.839 this girl knows a way around a toilet. Well, there's 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:44.320 your first mistake, Brittany. She literally just looked at me 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:45.599 and was like, I don't know what to do, and 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.520 then proceeded to ignore me the whole time and just 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.880 be like, look how pretty my child is. I'm like, Laura, 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:52.039 my hand is down in the dunny can. I'm not 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:53.920 looking at how pretty good child is right now. But yes, 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:54.960 she's beautiful. Oh my god. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:56.960 This is why people don't want to be friends with 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.039 someone who's got a kid. This is why there's why 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.320 adults who have to Ldred end up losing all of 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:04.320 their friends who don't have kids because I'm so obsessed 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:04.760 with Marley. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:07.679 It's sick. Every time brit calls, I end up putting 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.120 Marley on FaceTime. Pritt doesn't want to talk to my kids. 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.000 I actually, I'm like, look at how beautiful my daughter is. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.440 It's sick. I have a sick problem, guys. I actually 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.760 have to say to her all the time. I'm like, hey, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:21.760 princess angel face, and I'm like, Laura focused, get back 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.560 on the phone. I'm like, I'm usually running around in 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.600 an emergency department. I've got ten minutes to talk to Laura. 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:29.040 She's like, look at my angel. I'm pretty sure this 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.800 is how you raise a narcissistic child, just by continuously 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.000 telling them how beautiful they are and making all your 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:38.160 friends affirm that. Other than that, I something funny did happen. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:40.560 I went back to boxing this week. I've had a 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.240 bit of a la bit of downtime, and I thought 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.760 I need to get back into gear. Went back to boxing, 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:49.119 walked in the door and guess who I saw? Laura. Actually, 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:52.320 you're not gonna ever guess it. Who is someone from 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:56.520 my dating story past. Oh I miss your dating story past. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:00.920 So if you guys meat raffle, no, that would be 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:07.400 meaty though it wasn't. It wasn't me. You get one 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.880 more guess like the funniest o g date story. I 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:17.119 can't I can't even remember wait wait this guy. Wait. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.840 So for anyone who's been listening from the very beginning, 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:23.000 you will remember this guy. But for anyone who doesn't know, 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.480 who's just come on board. Was Britt was like she 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.080 met this guy at a party, had like the best time, 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:31.040 thought she was in love with him, and then told 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.840 in love, I thought he was a gentleman. On the 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.200 walk home to her apartment, he was like, I really 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:40.120 want you to sit on my face. He was a 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.800 real gentleman, really lovely. He's like, can I carry a 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.360 bag and walk you home? And I was like, oh 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.640 my god, my great men do exist. We've been talking 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:52.040 for about three hours. We were almost home and he 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:53.920 just was silent and then he just turns to me 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.160 and says, I just really want you to sit on 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.720 my face. That is what he said. Ladies and gentlemen. 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.120 If you want to hear my reaction, you're gonna have 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:02.440 to get back to the start and listen, it's a 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:05.480 whole story. Anyway, I walked in and smack bang. I 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.160 haven't seen some in my face guy since he asked 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.480 me to sit in his face. He's like, that's a 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:14.120 face I remember. That's like a good seat. Should I 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:16.320 try again? Because it's end of financial you sale time, 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:20.240 maybe I can have her this time? What what the fuck? 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.720 That was so bad? I might even edit that out. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.880 That was way better in my head. Anyway, we just 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:32.720 looked at each other, and I think we pretended that 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:35.240 we didn't look at each other and just like scurried 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.560 across the room and then scurried out at the end, 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:39.760 and we never said anything. So I think we're both 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.160 pretending that we haven't seen each other. 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:42.920 That's a good way to deal with your trauma. Just 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.800 pretend that it doesn't exist. I would highly recommend well. 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.440 I have also had this moment where I was like, 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:51.560 maybe he doesn't remember me? He would do you not 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:52.080 remember me? 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:54.400 Also, I'm just gonna put it out there. I'm so 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:57.679 excited that Bachelor Paradise starts in two weeks because that 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:01.080 means that in four weeks after that, I will have 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.120 the old Britney back, and you will be able to 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.960 talk about your life and whether or not you're dating 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.199 or not dating, or what's happening. We will be able 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.520 to have some of the real life substance back in here. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.160 I'm not gonna lie. It has been a long walk 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.440 in the desert, Laura. It's been a bloody long time, 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.880 hasn't it. Oh, mate, not that I'm counting seven months, 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:26.600 three weeks and two days. The lady is dry everyone 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.200 and moving right along. 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.280 The one thing I have done this weekend, which was 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:35.480 like a real surprise, was yeah, look I showered. 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:39.280 I've taken care of myself. I'm trying to was okay, 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.840 So no, perhaps don't care about me anymore. Like I'm boring, 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.800 I'm old news. I'm so far down the d list 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.880 ranking of celebrities that it's like I walk past paparazzis 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:51.679 and they're taking photos of other people. Now I'm like, look, 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.440 there's a pap And then I'm like, oh, look there's 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.280 someone actually famous. That's where we're at in my life, 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:58.480 which is great, and it makes me so happy that 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.600 I can leave the house without makeup on or fake 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.520 ten or have to even worry about my hair. I 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:04.840 just don't care. My life is very normal and I 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:08.079 love every single bit of my normal life. Yesterday I 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.000 went for a walk down Bondi with Brittany. 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.200 I had no makeup on and looked like shit, fully 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:16.880 embracing it next to Brittany, who looked immaculate with her 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.840 full face of makeup, and lo and behold, who the 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.839 fuck is there, mister paparazzi taking photos? 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.360 Can I just say, a you looked great? Be he 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:29.400 was probably photographing you and I got in the way. See, 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.720 the whole article was about you. He was photographing you, Brittany, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:35.280 do not prime play coy in this. My favorite part 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:39.559 of the whole article was that he said Brittany looked 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.440 fresh faced with no makeup. I was like, yeah. I 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:44.960 was like, yeah, tell everyone that's my fresh face. I 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.240 had a full face on and Laura looks like she's 0:11:47.320 --> 0:11:50.920 dying from some sort of terminal illness. I was like, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.719 I was like, bless your soul, mister paparazzi, you tell 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.400 everyone I'm fresh face. Also, do you know what happened 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.000 yesterday on our walk? Like and this happens from time 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:00.880 to time, and honestly, guys, it's the best thing. 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:03.160 It's just it gives us, it feels us with so 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:06.080 much joy. We were walking and a girl came up 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.160 to us and was like, oh my god, I listened 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.600 to the podcast. Not I've seen you on The Bachelor 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.800 or any of that, just like I love your podcast. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.880 So please, if you do see us in public and 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.440 you think, oh god, like, can I go up and 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.720 tell them that I listened to their podcast, I just 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:22.760 want you to know that, like, we fan girl, you 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.360 way more than you fangirl us because it makes that 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:26.160 absolute day. 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:28.559 Yeah, we were stoked. She nearly gave us a heart attack. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:31.520 She literally like jumped out of nowhere. But we were stoked. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.319 But it's so nice, Like this is the reason why 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.240 we make this podcast. We love that there are so 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.240 many of you out there who were listening to it, 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:40.080 who are getting something from it, who feel empowered by 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:41.319 the content that we're putting out. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:44.640 I guess to be associated with something that women are 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.880 saying gets them through hard times and that makes them 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.600 laugh and makes them feel good and empowered. That makes 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:54.600 us feel so happy. Yes, so please come tell us. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.000 We need the confidence boost, I need the ego stroking. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.319 I do want to ask you something So I was 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:03.960 at a friend's house this week, a guy friend, but 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.080 like literally a friend. Guys. I've told you before, I 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:09.080 have a lot of male friends. I got given I 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:11.600 got sent some like lollies or something a little while ago, 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.440 and I didn't like them. So I was like, oh, 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:14.960 I'm going to his house. I'll he'll eat them. I'll 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.240 take them over. And I was like, Hey, do you 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:21.120 want these lollies? And he's like, oh, brilliant, I'll put 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.120 them in my chick drawer. Opened up this cupboard draw 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.000 and there was a draw full of stuff that I'd 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.560 never seen. And I was like, what's the what do 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:30.880 you mean the chick draw And he's like, I've got 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.280 a chick draw And I'm like, what's the chick draw 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.040 And he's like, oh, it's an emergency drawer for like 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.040 when I bring chick over, I pull out the chick 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.880 draw so she thinks I've always got really good stuff 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.160 on hand. I was like, what's in there? There was 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:44.920 like really high end, like all the really good biscuits 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:50.960 that are filled with dates. There was like really good wines, champagnes, lollies, crisps. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:54.600 It was like an emergency chick draw this guy sounds 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.839 like the nicest man to have a chick draw. I 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:59.280 feel like most normal guys would have a drawer full 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.440 of lube and handcuffs. Well, I think they were at 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:03.960 the back of the drawer, like behind the cleaner oil. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.320 He's like, here's my champagne and there's my condoms. Anyway, 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:08.960 I thought that was funny because I don't have that. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.200 I wonder if any women have a man draw, like 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.920 an emergency drawer of wheen, Like I have a draw. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:16.840 I have a cupboard that's like in case a friend 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:18.800 pops over, I've got a bag of crisps. But I 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:23.360 don't have like it. That's just called a pantry. Britty, Oh, 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:29.520 that was actually funny. Thanks thanks the affirmation. That was funny. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:32.080 Ye okay, So I have a pantry where I keep 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.720 things in case people come around. No, but this same guy. 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:37.440 So we started talking about it, and I started talking 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.000 about who's been dating and stuff, and he told me 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.200 about a girl that he went on a day with. Anyway, 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.400 how do you feel about this? He takes every single 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.320 first date ever for years. He takes them to the 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:52.080 same place, the same restaurant, the same table. All the 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.240 waiters know him, everyone knows him. What do you think 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.040 about that? We actually had a person ride in who 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.400 had this experience. I think it's so so weird. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.160 I think if I was the date and I found 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.280 out that it would make me feel very unspecial. Like 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.240 they put no thought, no energy, no effort into it 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:09.200 at all. They've just kind of cub and copied, colored 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.280 by numbers. They're dates. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.800 But I guess if he's onto a good thing and 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:15.240 he knows that the service is good, there's no room 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:18.440 for error. It's easy. Yeah, this is what he says. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.640 It's just first date, like just the first date. He 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:23.440 doesn't go there. He doesn't like, No, because I think 0:15:23.440 --> 0:15:27.360 he has the same second date place as well. No, Yeah, 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:30.440 because it's weird, because he says, because he dates so much. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:33.320 He's like, I know it's good. I know where it is, 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:34.760 and I how long it takes to get there. I 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.280 know the food, what the food's like, you know what 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.400 the service is like, I know she's going to enjoy it. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.560 He's like, it's just easy. I don't have to think. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.080 I don't have to do it, and I sort of 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:42.560 get it. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.120 I kind of like that he is doing this and 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.360 it kind of is like a science experiment at school 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:50.120 where you have a control. So, like the restaurant, everything 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.760 is the control. So the only thing that differs is 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.400 the dates. If the date's really great, He's. 0:15:53.280 --> 0:15:56.120 Like, well, this is an outlier exact great date, because 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.120 it couldn't be the com like, it couldn't be the 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.880 atmosphere or the environment or any it just has to 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.680 be the chick. She's the only new variable in this experiment. 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.240 So at the start when he told me, I was laughing, 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.080 and I was sort of like tearing him a new one. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:11.280 I'm like, come on, dude, get some creativity, like take 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.640 him somewhere else. And even for his own sake, I 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.440 was like, you're probably going there three times a week. 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.720 You look a bit like a creep from everyone. But 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:19.840 then the more he explained it, I was like, it 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.800 actually sort of makes sense. You know what's good, you 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.960 know what it's going to be like, and you know 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:24.240 you're probably gonna get a home run. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.080 So we had someone write in a very similar story. Basically, 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:28.840 she had gone out on a date and she'd been 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:31.760 talking to this guy through isolation and anyway, they finally 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.320 had their first date and it was at a new 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:36.600 bar that she'd never been to before, and they had 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:38.880 an amazing date. And then the next night she was 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:40.240 out with her girlfriends and she was like, oh, I 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:43.240 went to this really cool new bar, Like, let's go there. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.440 And so she went with her girlfriends to the same 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:46.920 bar that she was at the night before with the 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:48.920 guy rocks up and. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.560 He's there on a fucking date with a new chick. 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.800 But he owned it and he came up and was like, yeah, look, 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:57.400 our date was actually better. You're like, just so you know, 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:00.440 all right, well, how haven't we get onto some real life, 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.720 accidentally unfiltereds. I'm down for it. You know that this 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.719 is our favorite part of the episode. Every single week, 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:10.480 we bring you your most embarrassing stories and we laugh 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.120 at you together. You want to go first? All right, guys, 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.000 I'm gonna summarize this one because it's been written in 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:18.280 and it's kind of long, but anyway, it's funny, it's good, 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:20.399 it's a goodie. This girl she was waiting at the 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:21.879 bus stop for the bus to come along and she 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.400 gets on the bus. Okay, so she gets she gets 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:29.600 on a bus. In this story, she gets on the 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:32.359 bus and she sits down and she's listened to some 0:17:32.480 --> 0:17:35.840 music and she's just having a nice quiet ride on 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.200 the bus to work. Anyway, a little bit of time 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:40.920 passes and then she realizes that she needs to fart. 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:43.880 She's like, oh my god, how am I gonna do this? 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:48.000 Like very urgent, a very urgent need to fart. She's like, oh, 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:51.080 it's fine, I'll just let the fart out in time 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:54.080 with the music. So with the oh so like the 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:56.680 music covers it, so the music can hide the fart. 0:17:57.080 --> 0:17:57.800 So she's like. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:01.359 That, I don't know what something that was, but you 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:04.120 get what I'm saying. Anyway, She's like, it was perfect. 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:05.320 I managed to. 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.160 Get my whole fart out. She tuned to the song. 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:12.720 No one noticed until I realized I was wearing fucking headphones. 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:24.640 So she just to everyone around your slight. She's just going, damn, oh, 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.399 she just totally forgot she had headphones in thought. She 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.760 was listening to the music on the bars and farted 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:30.920 in time to the music. 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:34.919 My headphones is so funny. It's so bad. This is 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:37.239