WEBVTT - A Chat About Rats

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<v Speaker 1>So we've had a nightly visitor at our house who

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<v Speaker 1>likes to it's a very very long tail, is quite large,

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<v Speaker 1>and likes the kitchen a great deal. Now, so how

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<v Speaker 1>we figured out that we had a ratch friend. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just say that was I must have. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>went out in the middle of the night. I went

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<v Speaker 1>and got a glass of water and something fell out

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<v Speaker 1>of the fridge and I was like, I'm dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>that tomorrow. Woke up the next morning and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a zucchini Nope, and it had been chewed like corn.

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<v Speaker 1>The rat had literally chewed and it was just it

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<v Speaker 1>was big chunks. It wasn't like little dainty bites. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Helen, not a fan of rats. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think anybody is. Is anyone a fan of rats? My

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<v Speaker 1>brother had pet rats?

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<v Speaker 2>Well there was one person then just.

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<v Speaker 1>The one anyway, so Paul went and bought a super

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<v Speaker 1>duper no, it was a hammer zucchini. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>a torture chamber for rats.

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<v Speaker 2>It literally that's a game. I think it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost the size of like a five. This this thing

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<v Speaker 1>was huge, right, And so this morning we came out

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<v Speaker 1>and let's just say it worked. Okay, So he was, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was. He was having a lovely rest. And then

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<v Speaker 1>Paul said to me, come and have a look at this.

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<v Speaker 1>And I went, oh, oh, jeez, that's and he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the same rat, and I went, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you what do you mean? And he goes, there there

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<v Speaker 1>must be another one, because I've seen another one that's

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than that. I was like, that's like an elephant

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<v Speaker 1>of the rat world. But now then he said to me,

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<v Speaker 1>can you please take it out? And I went all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes, yeah, Now he feels guilty because even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's a rat, it's still an animal, and they've

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<v Speaker 1>got cute little faces. Even well, it wasn't that cute,

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest, because it was kind of scratched. But

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<v Speaker 1>we've had, like over the years, we've had fights with

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<v Speaker 1>rats that have last It actually became quite personal between

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<v Speaker 1>us and this rat where we lived in Runaway Bay,

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<v Speaker 1>and he would jump at us. He would like like

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<v Speaker 1>like almost like there's no care in the world, jump

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<v Speaker 1>at us, and then we sent him on his way.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good outside.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your exits are here here and over there.

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<v Speaker 1>And over here, and that's a baseball bat. Anyway, We

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<v Speaker 1>want to know how did you get that rat? Rat? Rat?

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<v Speaker 1>That was the whole idea Serena Russo, remember Serena Russo. Rat?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is she? She did a job advertisement in the

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<v Speaker 1>nineties or was the eighties? And what does she do?

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<v Speaker 1>How to get that job? And this is how to

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<v Speaker 1>get that rat. We're just making a jaunty tune out

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<v Speaker 1>of the killing things. Yeah, rat, we wouldn't know how

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<v Speaker 1>to get that rat? Came from per mark. How did

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<v Speaker 1>you get that rat?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? The rat seems to like to go into our

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<v Speaker 3>shed and die. I don't know why, but we have

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<v Speaker 3>found two dead rats.

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<v Speaker 4>In our ship.

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<v Speaker 3>The first one, we didn't know what it was until

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<v Speaker 3>it got really smelly and the hand back found it.

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<v Speaker 3>The hand and when we sucked out something that I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's got fair and magat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>The second time we didn't wait so long when we

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<v Speaker 3>first smelled the smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so hand back the next one, yep, I

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<v Speaker 2>like Mora's version Daniel from a rundo.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get that rat? Rat?

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<v Speaker 2>How'd you get the rat?

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<v Speaker 4>It was aff between my dad, my dad's dog, and me.

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<v Speaker 4>They were rounding it up. I was at the doorway

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<v Speaker 4>making sure it didn't get out. It came running towards

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<v Speaker 4>me and it climbed on my front so I kicked

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<v Speaker 4>it and the dog caught it, and it was the

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<v Speaker 4>most horrific center I had ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the dog gated.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you, Danny l.

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<v Speaker 2>Good catch from the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, Katie from Clear Island Waters, How did you get

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<v Speaker 1>that rat.

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<v Speaker 4>From perfume?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, i'd like sprayer person came around like on my jacket.

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<v Speaker 4>And then when I got home, Yeah, I found it

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<v Speaker 4>on my jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Were wearing it?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of perfume was it?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a deal perfume, soorry be careful ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>When did you research these or was it just the

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<v Speaker 1>way it was?

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<v Speaker 4>It's just just how I found it, just how I

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<v Speaker 4>found it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a high class right?

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<v Speaker 1>Did it? Was it lying down or was it still

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<v Speaker 1>like smelling your jacket? My gosh, it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was on my jacket. And then when I went

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<v Speaker 4>to pick up my jacket off the floor and ran out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, but that's.

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<v Speaker 4>All I could think of because there's there was no

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<v Speaker 4>food in my room and that was the newest thing

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<v Speaker 4>that I've done, so and there was that little little

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<v Speaker 4>bite mask on like the neck around my jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, what was the deal? Like, what was the

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<v Speaker 1>name of it?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, see you, I'm going to start making traps.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this something

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<v Speaker 4>Or a big tram for the driver on on day

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<v Speaker 4>t night Hoi Tomato