WEBVTT - Who Owns a Story? From Beckham to Britney 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.800 Life Uncut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.560 were never seated. We pay our respects to their elders 0:00:06.559 --> 0:00:07.600 past and present. 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:11.399 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.440 --> 0:00:13.360 recorded on Drug Wallamata Land. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.360 Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life Uncut. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:32.120 I'm Brittany and I'm Laura. Hi everyone, it's been a 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:33.680 silly morning. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:36.600 I can't All I want to talk about is your teeth. 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.040 That's all I wanted to do. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.080 No, it's because I'm still working out how to speak, 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:40.880 because I've got a wire. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:42.920 You're in my mouth from my visa line. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.440 So I over articulate sometimes and sometimes I don't know, 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:46.680 over articulate and I get lazy. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.559 And it's a whole battle in my mouth right now. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.879 For somebody who talks for a living. It's something that 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:53.479 you've been finding very hard, and I'm really I'm not 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:54.120 enjoying it. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.440 I hope that you get better. I hope you overcome 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:56.680 this sea. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.840 You're not enjoying what I'm not enjoying, that you are 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.440 finding it difficult to I. 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.680 Thought you were like, you're not enjoying in my mouth. 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:07.160 No, I love her mouth I love everything about your mouth, 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:07.880 love being in your. 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:11.480 Presence, but being inside my mouth. Be inside my mouth. 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.720 Okay, guys, this is Tuesday, Happy Tuesday, Welcome. 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.119 I have a very unexciting life update. But I'm gonna 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:20.520 tell you guys anyway, So Mollie more exciting than well, 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.080 it's a parenting update. Okay, So Mally she goes to 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:26.119 sleep now, she's four and a half, and she sleeps 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.880 in our bed every single night. We don't intentionally co 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.199 sleep with our child. She just gets up and gets 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:32.679 into bed. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.240 She comes in and you're too lazy slash tired to 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.080 get up and put it back. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:36.880 So you're like, oh, I just. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:38.639 Go to bed and every night, I reckon. We probably 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.039 get about six hours sleep now because like she like 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.200 I've said this before, but she'll have her foot in 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.600 my tit a foot and in my spleen. I sometimes 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.520 wake up and I've got her face on top of 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:48.080 my face. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:48.880 Sounds great, And so. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:50.640 We play musical beds all night, Like I'll get out 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:52.560 of my bed and I'll go and sleep in her bed. Anyway, 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.200 she does this thing where she sleeps and she sucks 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:58.360 her thumb and simultaneously puts a finger up her nose. 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.600 So she puts her point to finger straight up her 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:03.840 nose while sucking her thumb. That's so weird, Like. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:06.800 She creates an L and she just while she picks 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.160 a nose. She's asleep. How far up can the finger 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:09.920 go up a nose? 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:12.240 She just think about an L shape with your finger. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:15.239 Make everybody wherever you are make an L shape. Put 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.520 your thumb in your mouth, and stick your pointed finger 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.280 into your nose. She's tickling her brain. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:20.960 Hop can it go? 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.120 So the issue is is that she has been giving 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:29.000 herself these like hectic nosebleeds every night because she's got 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.200 her finger so far up into her slide. This is 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.560 so this is a real problem because her bed has 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:38.519 the plastic mattress protector on it. Slip on plastic, Well, 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.160 it's kind of it's not plastic plastic, but yeah, it's 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.839 like a great big shower cap. But for the mattresses 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.440 that glad rappid arc No. I was thinking more like luggage, 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.200 you know, how like you cover it. No, you know, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.280 think about like going to a very old Italian nunna's 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:53.320 house and the couch is covered in a plastic to 0:02:53.360 --> 0:02:57.920 protect it, like sign Seinfelder nanny. It was the nanny 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:01.360 the moment parents. Okay, so it's kind of like that 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:02.760 sort of vibe, but in her mattress. 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.200 Anyway. We don't have one on our mattress because. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.000 Surprisingly neither matt or myself piss ourselves whilst we sleep, 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.200 so we don't need one. But we do have like 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.200 a we have a material mattress protector. Anyway, the problem 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:14.720 is that she doesn't sleep in her own bed. She 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:17.760 only sleeps in our bed. So three consecutive nights last 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.120 week she had her finger up and her sinus is 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.160 so bad that she had a full on nose bleed 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.200 and she wakes up and it is like shark week, 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:28.079 Like the kid is covered in blood down her shirt, 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.120 all over the mattress, in her hair, like it's disgusting. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.800 The last time she did it, the nosebleed was so 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:38.120 bad it went through the mattress protector. It's literally just 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.960 this massive mark on the mattress. And so we've got 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.800 like a nice mattress. We bought it when Lula was born, 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:43.680 and I was like, oh my god. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:44.240 The fucking mattress. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.440 Ah, So I call up a company sor it's bleeding 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:49.560 in your bed. Now, the blood's in your bed. The 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:51.880 blood is in my bed. Shark week happened in my bed. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.600 The co sleeping thing is the reason why. So we 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:57.320 called up a professional steam cleaner and I was like, 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:58.920 I need someone to come and get this out. Like 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:03.120 it is soaked into the Is it called memory foam? Yeah, 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.400 it's deep in the memory foam. It's deep in the memes. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:07.360 It's deep in the memes. Yeah, I'm not getting that 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.680 out with some spray and white. So I call up 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.080 and I said to the guy on the phone, I 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.880 was like, I'm so sorry. My daughter's had a nosebleed. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.800 I need someone to come out and clean the mattress, 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.880 like kind of urgently because I don't want it to dry. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.240 And he was like, yeah, no worries, it's fine. He 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:21.520 was like how much? And I was like, look, there's 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:24.000 a reasonable amount of blood he's bled through the mattress 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.960 protector onto the mattress. And he was like, no worries, 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:28.720 it's one hundred and eighty bucks. I can be out 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:29.960 there by two o'clock. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:33.719 Cool, wow cleaner. I was like, this is amazing. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:38.200 I didn't even know job. So he comes in and 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:39.960 it's not the guy that I spoke to on the phone. 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:41.360 But as he walked in the door, I was like, oh, 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:42.720 just letting you know, like you know, my daughter had 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.040 a nose bleed. And he walks in and like, you 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:47.080 know how kids never sleep Like, okay, you don't know this, 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.440 but parents will. Kids don't sleep with their head on 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.120 a pillow. They motor around the fucking bed like. They 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.480 motor around like they'll sleep with their their head and 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.640 your crutch. They'll sleep with their head downe at your feet, 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:59.719 like their heads everywhere. So the nosebleed is like towards 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.400 the enter of the bed, right, So the guy walks in, 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:09.400 the mattress is stripped and he says, oh, oh oh, 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:11.960 And I was like sorry, like because of the reaction, 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:16.039 like they're a problem. Like he looked shocked and a 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.799 bit repulsed. And then it dawned on me he didn't 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:23.880 believe me. He doesn't think it's a nosebleed. He thinks 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:27.560 it's period blood. And the guy is freaked the fuck 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.760 out by a bit of period blood. Also, grow up, 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.880 go touch some grass, Grow the fuck up. Anyway, he 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.520 was freaked out by period blood. And then he said 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.000 to me he goes, oh, that's not a nose bleed, 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.400 and I was like, well it is, and he goes, 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:38.760 it's not a nose bleed, and I was like, the 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:40.080 nosebleas out my vaginant. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.320 My vaginant has a nosebleed. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.279 Fourth signs. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.880 Anyway, he charged me, He charged me extra. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.359 He charged me two hundred and eighty dollars because he 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.360 didn't believe me it was a nosebleed. And I put 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.159 one hundred dollar period tax. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.760 He put a period tax on. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:14.120 He never said the word period that he said. He said, oh, 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.040 that's not a nose bleed, and then just kept repeating 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:17.279 that it's not a nose bleed. And I was like, 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.480 I understand what you're insinuating, Like you don't know when 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:25.280 you can. You can check my vagina if you want to. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:28.159 I'm not currently on my period, but that's fine anyway. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:29.920 So I couldn't argue with him. I end up paying 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.840 two hundred and eighty dollars to get my mattress cleaned. 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.360 I hope he didn't actually say you can check my vagina. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.760 No I didn't, but please, if you'd like to do 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:41.680 your diligious can you clean up there as well? So 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.600 many questions. Also, I just want to let you all 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:46.880 know it didn't fucking work. The mattress still has a 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.280 massive nosebleed stain on it, not period blood. No, And 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.240 now I'm like, do I need to get a new 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:55.120 mattress because it looks like shark week in the middle 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:57.520 of my bed. And if anyone ever comes and stays over, 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.640 like sometimes I weren't the sheets on already. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:03.920 It's so embarrassing, humiliating, But mattresses are expensive and kids, 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:04.919 she's gonna do it again? 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:09.440 Nah, I just think you put a sheet on it. 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:10.640 I don't think you easy to get rid of a 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.040 new mattress because youve got a stain on it. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:12.440 I reckon. 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.400 Some people will disagree with you. It is not a 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.760 little stain. It looks like day two period. 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:20.200 But if you yeah, he was onto something, if you 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.240 put a sheet on it, you can't see it through 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:22.640 the sheet. 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.000 No, any guest overstays, just say. 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.080 Just leave it, I'll strip the bit later. You're like, 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.120 I'll do it. How wait? How embarrassing for them though, 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.760 when the one time when they think they're doing me 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.400 a favor and they strip the bed and then they 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.680 see that someone was murdered there. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:37.520 How am I going to do with that? And if 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.120 they report you, Look, that's what's been happening in my life. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:41.000 It's a real conundrum. 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:44.560 Do you know what you say grow up to this guy? 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.320 That was like, wh you say grow up? But in 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.000 his head he's just walked in and having to clean 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:53.440 some other random person's period blood for mattress, He's gonna 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:54.239 have that reaction. 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:56.160 What is different? Like, what is the difference between a 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.160 nosebleed and a bit of period blood? It's just like 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:01.600 a bit of blood. No, there's a different It's just no. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:01.800 No. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.520 I agree with you on a lot, but this you 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.840 cannot tell me. This is not a difference between a 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.520 little nosebleed and shark week for a woman. 0:08:09.640 --> 0:08:09.960 True. 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:12.720 Anyway, Look, we had a really good week last week, guys. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.760 It was our Melbourne Live show. Melbourne was amazing for 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.600 many reasons. But I'm still at a high do you. 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.280 For some reason, I didn't think Melbourne was going to 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:22.440 be the big one. 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:23.120 I don't know why. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:26.160 I always thought maybe maybe because we're based in Sydney. 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:27.600 I thought Sydney would be the big one. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:31.720 But Melbourne was insane, like the biggest show by far 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:34.200 that we had the wildest, the most hectic. 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.920 It was truly incredible. 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:36.360 Do you know why. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.520 I mean I knew malbul was big in terms of capacity. 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.640 I just thought people of Melbourne are cool, that you're 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.920 gonna clap quietly, You're going to just be a cool audience. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.840 Yeah, because we're not. Because historically speaking. 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:47.280 Cool, we're not cool. We are not cool, and we 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.319 are cool with not being not cool. And Sydney is 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.640 particularly uncool, and I feel like the regional towns like 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:55.719 and that everyone's screaming and they're excited. Melbourne, you sent 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.320 it. It was amazing. Also, we had a bit of a 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:00.800 wild card with how Melbourn show, so you guys might 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.040 have seen if you follow on Instagram. We were supposed 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.360 to have Flex Mammy on stage with us, but unfortunately 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.640 she had some personal stuff going on so she wasn't 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:08.640 able to do the show. 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.440 We were so sad. 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.280 About that because we had a fucking amazing chat with 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.160 her in Perth and we love Flex and we love 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:16.280 Flex and we wanted to do it again in Melbourne. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.400 But it actually worked out completely fine in the end anyway, 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.440 because we had Tones and I come and she was 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:25.080 an unexpected addition to the show. What she shared in 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:28.320 that interview, like her story, there was such an incredible 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.840 vulnerability from her that was unexpected to even you and Ibriy, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.160 Like we were sitting there in that interview and we, 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:35.640 I mean we thought we would have kind of a 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.480 bit of a top line chat around her career and 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.679 her successes for anyone who if you don't know who 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.160 Tones and I is. She's the writer and singer and 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:47.000 producer and everything behind the ridiculously successful song Dance Monkey. 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.319 Would you know that's the third most downloaded song ever 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:55.240 in the world. Yeah, that song the third most downloaded 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:55.760 song in the world. 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:57.760 And she shared how much she now hates that song, 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:02.280 and she also shared parts around how she became the 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:05.240 superstar that she is, how she started off busking, how 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:09.720 she went through a really, really fucking challenging relationship. It 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:13.079 was an incredibly vulnerable chat that took both of us 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.000 by surprise, and I think anyone who was in that 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:18.720 Melbourne audience would have felt what we felt, and that 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:20.960 it was such a privilege to be able to hear 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.520 her story. And I mean, off the back of that, 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:24.960 we're going to try and get her on the podcast 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.280 to do a full interview with her, because it was 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:28.920 just beautiful. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.440 It was a really really special moment. 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.520 I've always loved Tones and I as an artist, because 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.959 that's all I've ever known her as. I've never known 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:38.360 her until now, So I loved her as the artist, 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.720 but now I'm obsessed with her as a person. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.960 Yeah, because she's so private, and so I think that 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.840 that's why most people only love her as an artist. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.280 She never shares this stuff. Yeah, But besides that, even 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:48.560 if she does share, I still don't know. 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:50.120 I sto didn't know. 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.200 Uh, but she is a really private person. 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:56.480 And one of the biggest compliments we could have received 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.120 I think I could receive. I won't to speak for you, Laura, 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.880 but it was something Tone said afterwards. 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.520 You know, she's I've never shared ever the stuff that 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:05.679 I have shared today. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.360 And the reason for that is you guys, and the 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:11.920 audience out there and the community you've created. She said, 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.000 I watched the she was, you know, side of stage, 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:16.560 because the interviews are the second half, So she's like, 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.679 I watched the audience out there and the way they 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.200 were interacting with you guys, and you could just tell 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.360 that this was a community that was such a safe place, 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.680 and she's like, they are the reason I wanted to 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.360 open up today, and I was like, that is the biggest, 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:31.160 hands down compliment we could have, is that the people 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:32.920 that are coming on this journey with us are all 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.079 just so fucking incredible, Like each one of you, guys, 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:38.280 that you have made someone like tones and I will 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.600 come to home comfortable enough to share her story because 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:42.320 she has never shared it before, and. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.680 She absolutely she did also call you all a cult, 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:45.640 but I'm here for it. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.800 So it's like, I think Life on Cut is actually 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:49.200 a girl. 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:53.360 Yes, some liminal messages in there. Welcome to the Church 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:56.120 of Life on Cut everyone. No, but like you know, 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.040 I know, I said it. Melbourne, you were such an 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.760 unexpected show. It was just a ma We got to 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:03.080 meet so many of you beforehand, and some of you 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.960 shared your stories with us, some of you invited us 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:08.360 to your weddings like it was a wild night and 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:09.839 one other thing that I loved as well. And I 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:11.480 guess that this is something I would love to kind 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.199 of encourage for you guys for any of the future shows. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.800 We've got Gold Coast this week, then we have Canberra 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.680 and then we have Brisbane. And then oh my god, 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.560 the toy is over. There's any three more shows left. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:24.040 But in Melbourne and in Sydney, some of the people 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.520 who were going solo to the shows organized like a 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.559 Life on Cup meetup pre show, so they went out 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.640 for dinner. So if you're coming to a show solo, 0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:33.240 chuck it in the Facebook group, create a little event 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.960 prior and it means that instead of ending up there 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.280 by yourself, you end up there with a whole group 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:41.080 of friends. And I cannot tell you how many people 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.400 are coming to these live shows by themselves. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:44.640 And it's really cool. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:46.520 Because it takes a bit of bravery to go and 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:48.640 to you know, I mean, if you've ever been to 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:50.200 the movies by yourself, if you've ever been to an 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.240 event by yourself, it takes a bit of bravery to 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.520 go and do that. And so for every single one 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.880 of you who have come to these live shows completely 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.280 solo because you love it and you didn't want to 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.680 miss out and noney friends wanted to come, we just 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.680 want to say, one, you're not alone, and I know 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.200 you know that now, but two, we are so grateful 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.120 for you doing that because we know that that's stepping 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:09.120 outside your comfort zone. 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:10.840 Oh. Two other things I wanted to talk about, not 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.120 talk about, but I want to mention before we move on. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.720 One accidentally unfiltered from last week. The corn that got 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:19.559 stuck in the fore skin. He was at the Melbourne show. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:22.560 We sort of revisited. We thought, you guys are gonna 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.640 love this. This was one that came in from Melbourne. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.000 We told it on stage and he put his hand 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:27.600 up and stood up. 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:29.800 He goes it was me, and he absolutely owned it, 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.240 and the whole audience completely loved him, like I just 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:33.400 love that he. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:33.760 Put his hand off. 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.200 He's like, ah've corn boy. It really redefined the whole 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.240 corn boy meme, didn't it. I Mean, it's gone from 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.600 being this lovely, adorable little black American boy singing it's 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:46.080 corn to being a fantastic gay guy in Melbourne who 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:47.280 is now the new corn boy. 0:13:47.520 --> 0:13:50.040 He's literally corn boy and everyone started going as cornboy, 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:50.920 but they loved it. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.400 If you don't know the story, it was on last 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.880 Tuesday's episode. Basically, his partner at the time found a 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.920 colonel of corn in his foreskin, which came out of 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:01.559 an orifice of his Anyway, go back and listen to 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.880 the actually unfiltered that week because it's fucking hilarious. 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:07.400 And the second thing was Mitch Chrury, our beloved radio 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:10.040 co host and the MC. He opens the show at 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:14.640 every venue. He's taken dating to the next level. He 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.840 was on a first date at the show while he 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.760 was on the stage, so he's never met this guy 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.440 in his first date and I don't know how this lands. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.680 His first date was to come, he said, come and 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:25.600 watch me perform. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:27.720 Well, I think what happened was is he matched with 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:29.680 him on a dating side or something. They were chatting 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:31.360 and this guy was like, well, while you're hre, do 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.360 you have time for a drink? And Mitch was like no. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.840 Because the Melbourne show was such a flyby. We flew in, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.160 we did the show, we flew out the next day 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.040 and Mitch was like, no, but I can put you 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:42.520 on the door at the live show that I'm He goes. 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:43.560 I'm too busy, I'm performing. 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.880 I'm performing at the today, So he flaxed. 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:48.000 Anyway, this guy came. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:52.200 We then added him on stage and Mitch he played 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.440 it up that he was awkward and embarrassed. If you 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.080 were there at the live show, Mitch was like, stop 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:59.080 at I'm so angry. He knew from top down that 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:00.840 we were going to say that on stage, and he 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:03.480 played it up for the audience, so I was I 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:05.520 was like, why are you making this so awkward for everyone, Mitch? 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.200 But anyway, he knew what he was doing. What did 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:08.480 you do on a second date after that? 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:08.680 Though? 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.120 If that's your first day, what do you do? I 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.480 think you fly him to the Gold Coast and then 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:12.680 you bring show. 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.400 All right, Well, something that, Britt you have been trying 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.200 to get me to watch, and I know so many 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:20.960 of you guys who watched. 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:22.480 You spoke about it a couple weeks ago. The David 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:23.240 Beckham series. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.640 I finally watched the last episode last night, and do 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.480 you love it? I do? 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.640 But I'm also a cynic, so like I started because are. 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:33.840 You sitting and everything? Just enjoy it for what it is. 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:35.360 Because I was unpacking. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:38.360 I was unpicking the way in which it is put together, 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:40.720 because obviously it's created so that you're like, oh my god. 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.520 David Beckham was a lot and he is great. I 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:46.280 love him. He's so hot. I remember, okay, I remember 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.240 when he had a shaved head and I was like, yes, 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.440 that man is so fucking sexy. I was probably twelve, 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:55.160 but anyway, it doesn't matter. I do remember him being 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.360 this like ridiculously godlike pin up. But I think it's 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.480 so interesting how you watch this four series like biopic, 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.520 and at every point in his life, when he's been 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.320 shrouded in controversy i e. The affairs, which we'll get 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:11.520 into very shortly, you managed to feel sorry for him. 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:14.400 You managed to be like, oh, but he's still so lovable. 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.560 So he's had these moments in life which could make 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:20.000